#envee

[jazzyblusnowflake]

You've got some cool headcanons for Nuzi and Vuzi, but what about the third? You got any for EnVy?

Wow i suck at answering these on time smh. sighhhh, in my defense i procrastinate answering some questions cuz i don't wanna just put together some random stuff and call it a day-

i actually wrote some stuff for some asks before but had to delete it last minute cuz i thought its worth putting more time than that, i guess TvT sorry, im probably taking this too seriously idk.

My eNVee headcanons TvT:

[yall know the drill, the drone versions only, the human versions aren’t involved, and no nsfw- for now.]

k so, light envuzi involved too, Uzi is the mediator here, whether u consider her a friend here or their mini toaster in the middle- also there's some of the stuff from my future version where V is safe and sound thankfully. and also maybe some stuff from their past too.

With how N was realizing that V was lying or hiding stuff from him in a constant manner, naturally he grew to grieve the loss of who V USED to be, and with that loss he tried to accept that he has to let her go, because the V he fell in love with was long gone. despite this, when they both started teasing each other over their relationship with Uzi and N started to bite back a bit at Vs behaviors with more self confidence, they grew to form a completely different kind of relationship. Uzi was just having fun seeing them try to win her over lmao; but in the end they kind of started enjoying eachothers company again. Uzi felt happy seeing them get closure for the things they went through and was more than happy to support them through it.

Back at the manor V was fixed up after J and N, she was one of the later drones added to the family, she hardly spent much time at the manor at all before the great yeetening happened- she was originally a maid drone for a family before she was broken and dumped in the drone corpse junkyard. Maid drones are programmed with sweet and soft AIs with more round/short body shapes to have a friendly image in a household, they are made to be able to deal with both adults and kids, and they are best made for cleaning and setting up the house in mind. N was made as a butler/chauffeur before getting broken and yeeted in the junkyard [yes he can drive]. Due to V getting broken for some sort of mistake during work, she was left scarred after her reboot to make any more mistakes, which left her slightly jitter-ish and clumsy. Tessa put N in charge to help her around and although at the beginning V didn't talk much and felt unsure, slowly N became her safe space- especially since Tessas abusive parents remind V alot of her old household. N in turn thought V was always cute, he helped her with her work, having more steady hands, which ended with a lot more hand touching and blushing on both their ends :p

N was the one that suggested glasses for V which Tessa decided to try doing to see if it would help her visual efficiency in any way, and it did. V as a DD often tries to rely on her real eyes rather than look through her main visor, the glasses remind her too much of N...

N and V sometimes used to get out of the manor in secret spots to spend some time away from the chaos to help V calm down. during this time they would read books, learn stuff from each others past lives, and sometimes draw lol, but V just liked watching and listening to N, she felt happy with him. although unlike N, V felt a bit nervous around the animals in the area XD

N and V actually have shared kisses, just not on the lips. with N kissing her on the back of her hand as a gentleman and V giving him kisses on his cheek [Tessa's idea of a cute plan to put them under a mistletoe lol], but Vs last words to N was a promise to give him a kiss before she became comatose. as more drones in the manor stopped working and Ns efficiency and work became less useful to the manors occupants due to him wanting to spend time with V all the time, Louisa and James started becoming more impatient with Tessa's drones, which lead to the whole "get rid of them" line...

back in the current time V is obviously trying to protect N in her own traumatized way; but even then, most of the things she had done to "shelter" N, was probably not the best choice one could make, and some of it was done out of jealousy towards N and Uzi getting closer. However, slowly she started convincing herself that N deserved someone like Uzi. V had convinced herself that she deserves nothing. She was willing to give up everything for N and keep him safe from the beginning, even if it meant knocking N down a few limbs/heads just to keep him away from danger- which is problematic in itself. she made choices based off fear and urgency. she was always traumatized.

When N and V started getting along together a bit more and hanging around a bit in the human cities- V takes N to a bookstore she found once and they spent the whole day in the shelter of the store reading different old books. V still does not admit she did this to see N happy again lol.

When N started showing V affection again, V started becoming heavily touch starved and dependent on him again, just like the manor days, which she feared, which caused a minor set back for a while where she tried to avoid N. Uzi had to come and fix this shit cuz apparently only she can scold 2 dinosaurs without feeling intimidated. after N and V kiss for the first time PROPERLY after the whole solver BS ends, V just gets more touch starved and she hates both N AND Uzi for this lmao.

N and Uzi know that one of the only ways to make V calm down is to act soft with her, occasionally praising her and calling her nice things; even when V is literally threatening to bite their head off- [shes bluffing-.......mostly.]

N is usually the one that initiates any closeness with V. after their first kiss, N does tell her that she's done stuff that he might not be able to casually forgive, but at the same time he has seen her grow, and she does have good in her that he still loves her for.

V has nightmares and hardly ever sleeps, and when she does, its usually cuddling N or Uzi.

V tries to wear her glasses more often in the future. N likes it a lot :"3

V is surprisingly a good mom :p [spoilers for my au lmao bye] but yeah, since her original OS was for a maid, she still has some functions to be good with little ones. she cant help herself, she just really likes babies and kids.

N likes sometimes ballroom dancing with V for old times sake...

[i think this is as far as my brain will allow me, please excuse me as i jump off a cliff :") ]

[willzebub]

vomoits envy redesign!11

[finleyforevermore]

trick or treat!!! :)))

Happy Halloween, Eden! 🎃🎃🎃

[feral-mouse]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE BIRTHDAY BOY!!!!!

NOW EAT YOUR SHEEP CAKE ❤❤❤

Harper belongs to @enveeable uwu

[tapipolouzer]

fuvk it im bringing my ocs here 🏃💨

[gracieblood]

”do i relate to him? yes. why? cause i am a little shit.” - envee lin alice, 2023

[star-lace-system]

Can someone explain how different alters have different spice levels? Like taste wise? We all share a mouth what do you mean you can eat an entire bag of hot Cheetos in one sitting without a second thought?

[trashogram]

Now I want to know the sin's opinion about Queen Reader (I'll start and maybe you can try adding)

Satan: Hates how theres is another person above him in power, no less a human soul, but after some time respects you for your dedication (finds you hot when you are angry)

Beelzebub: Instant respect due to your marriage radiating that good vibes she likes from her parties, free service if you want a party, cause you're a bad bitch and her bestie.

Mammon: The relationship with Satan, except it gets worse, probably mocked you for fucking your way to being a queen, which didn't tolerate, fuck your rules on giving to other, they should give to him instead- (he is sorry, please don't confiscate his bank accounts pls)

Asmodeus: Teases his friend Luci for finally getting a wife he can call his, tears in his eyes, he's fuckin proud. Everyone in a while in your meetings, gifts you sex toys you can use to spice your sex life, also free charge into Ozzie's if you prefer a romantic night.

Leviathan: Kinda has a love-hate relationship for you, like she likes you, but also is envious for how pretty and powerful you are, definitely posts news or topics about you In Envee. Gives you access to the envy ring to show you how lavish and beautiful the envy ring is to impress you.

Belphegor: Oh cool...'SNORES' ok but for real, she will try her best to stay awake in the meetings cause you're the queen of hell, she respects you but otherwise, get ready for her to sleep in your meetings. Was very touched when you gift her coffee or energy drinks, she appreciates the gesture for trying to help her stay awake in your meetings, will return the gesture by gifting you incense and candles that exudes a calming smell and fog, it helps with relaxation and sleep.

lol these are all very fitting!

Asmodeus may be the closest to Lucifer and the Queen? Simply because he was aware of their burgeoning relationship before, ya know… you — the Reader — died. Ozzie was rooting for you kids almost from the very beginning 🥲

Also yes, Queen!Reader and Mammon don’t exactly get along but while I was writing HCY I couldn’t help but like the idea of Mammon being an oddly engaged uncle to baby Charlie. He’s not the best uncle, mind you, but he likes spending time with the little antichrist and Charlie adores him. It helps keep his relationship with her parents civil.

The Belphegor ideas are so sweet. It makes me think Queen!Reader is the ‘Mom’ friend in the group. She makes sure Belphie doesn’t fall out of her chair during meetings, makes sure to give both Levi’s heads equal talking time and attention so neither feels left out, ensures there are plenty of (dry) snacks available during any get together to keep Mammon and Bee happy, and will accept the gift boxes that are very obviously containing sex toys from Asmodeus graciously.

And if Satan melts anything, she’ll make sure the teasing is kept to a minimum — although he needs to clean up his mess. (And don’t even get us started on how the meeting venues with Sins are always enchanted so that none of these fuckers — SATAN — go about lying their asses off. That’s not how we hold court here, buddy.)

Lucifer follows her lead, ecstatic that his wife is so easily able to ingratiate herself within the circle of his “siblings”.

[demonicangelics-world]

Helluva Boss Speculation: Envy Ring Twin Population

Leviathan’s official design. Conjoined twins.

As stated by many already, this reveal was hinted way before. It was hinted with glitz and glam, twins 👯

The Envee app logo, two faces 🎭

Clearly there is a theme of duality. The idea of pairs or counterparts having that constant source of comparison because you’re like your literal half. But that got me wondering about the population of envy.

Like is envy full of twins??? Like just twins???

I’m super curious to see more of Leviathan in future episodes and whether her realm is twin-heavy.

Just food for thought.

[v0iddarl1ng]

My opinion on New Helluva boss short "Mission:Weeaboo-boo"

Attention: There will be a lot of spoilers and my subjective opinion, so you can agree or disagree with me.

TW: S*xual harassment

So my first thing I didn't understood is...Why Emeberlynn still lives with her parents even she is canonically 20?

Okay, let's think that's she is a lazy one and still didn't went through a separation process.

But there's another thing:

HOW AN ANGELIC-MADE ACCESSORY( mean of protection?) CAME ON EARTH?

More though, Ember said that is official merch so it's supposed to be more of these, so how??

And then my most hated part started...

EMEBERLYNN THOUGHT THAT BLITZØ CAME HERE TO FUCK HER.

Seriously.

AND BLITZ IS VISIBILITY UNCOMFORTABLE WITH THIS.

And Emberlynn's behaviour shown and supposed to be "funny",Oh yeah! S*xual h*rassment and cognitive distortion of said/done things is DEFINITELY THINGS THAT YOU CAN JOKE ABOUT!

It reminds me of something...

Damn it,I hate this bird prick so much.

Also, Emberlynn calls Blitz "Blitzy-kun" just like Stolas calls Blitz "Blitzy"

But more is...That Ember hits Blitz for doing LITERALLY NOTHING!

It's very weird, especially for 20 year old person to do so. By the way, At first watch I skipped scene with files, I looked at her behaviour and thought that she is 16 or 17. Kinda reminds me of Vivzipop, who can't take criticism and acts like child even when she is grown ass adult.

Maybe it's another little thing but Blitzø talks here about someone didn't liked Lynn's 1ncest art and didn't liked it so that's why they hired Blitz, but isn't that IMP corp help already KILLED or DEAD person to kill their hatred ones?

I KNOW, Pilot is not canon anymore but still, how someone, who is probably still alive, get an IMP's phone number? And I don't think that's hell's media can be used in humans's world like "Sinstagram" or "Envee".

Conclusion: This episode(like any of HB other episodes) was pretty mid for me. I even cringed a bit an Ember's child-like behaviour. I think that writers and mostly Vivzipop tried to make an episode that mocks Vivzie's haters (In sneak peak Emeberlynn have the same setup and similar looking hair) but made it very poorly.

And the most problem is in the short it self! Most of missions and assassinations mostly moved to shorts and main show is slowly becoming a cheesy,bad written, rom com with not funny jokes, mostly about themes that supposed to be spoken about respectively but taken as another joke(Moxxie getting SA by succubi in episode "Spring break" and whole Stolitz drama)

But,what I Liked in new shorts ?

Maybe Emberlynn's sinner design, but she still says that she's found his billboard and screams, swears that she will be on his side. That's kinda stalkerish, don't you think?

I'll repeat that: It's only my opinion, you can disagree with it!!

EDIT: I read some comments, and you're right, maybe Emberlynn still living with parents because rent is expensive. My mistake, I apologise. I think it's me being with imposes thoughts that personally I must live on my own when I'll become an adult

And also comment about cringe comedy: I understand that it's a thin,but not for everyone, honestly I didn't liked it.

Sorry for making myself looking stupid

[commenter2]

Vivziepop Leviathan headcanons

Though only on screen for a short time and never spoke in Mastermind, I've come up with several headcanons for Vivziepop's version of Leviathan.

My first headcanon is a link to a post about a possible origin Leviathan could have about why she sided with Hell.

Leviathan is 2 separate personalities that share a body (which can lead to the usual situations when it comes to controlling it) and while both identify as female, they prefer to be counted as 2 individuals unless someone is talking about a specific part, like if someone was talking to the white head they would say she in a sentence about her. They occasionally would be okay being counted as one person but that is when they are both in agreement on something or in cases when someone says something like "bring her here right now!"

Given all the other sins have nicknames, I agree with this comment I saw about how each head has a nickname that is part of the word Leviathan. For example one head goes by Levi, which can also be spelled Levy like in Fairy Tail, while the other goes by nicknames like Thana or Athana. The twist is the white head is named Levi (as she thinks it's cute) and the purple is Thana/Athana as it sounds like Athena which is related to the next headcanon. I'm still going to identify each personality by the color of their head.

White has a more optimistic, kind personality while Purple is more negative and grumpy. As a trade, Purple is the more logical and smart one while the other is a bit gullible, a bitidiotic at times, and can be too nice and willing to give someone a chance or praise.

Leviathan seems to be some kind of model or fashionista. I could definitely see her having a kind of makeup and clothing line made from materials found in the ocean, you know like how perfume is basically made from stuff from whale guts and there is something called seaweed fabric. Also based on that Envee app from season 1 she likely runs all kinds of social media stuff, maybe even a gossip tabloid, which would have a section about who wore what better.

White knows she is the more attractive one and loves getting attention for it, explaining why she liked Mammon's flirting in Mastermind. This makes Purple annoyed because she doesn't get as many compliments and obviously gets envious of White's looks and getting more attention, especially from guys.

White is a bit of a romantic and is more open minded on dating anyone (again explaining her interest towards Mam, till she saw him eat) but like I mentioned in the origin post, Purple is still mourning over her last love and doesn't want to take chances and can be very picky of who to date. Still she chose wisely to move away from Mammon when he suggested going on a date.

IDK If it was me or because of the art style but at some angles and scenes, White looked a bit different and would sometimes look either younger or older. This makes me think she wears a lot of make up to hide her age and a few flaws like a barnacle zit, as I have seen the trope of older characters envying the young. This would fit with the makeup brand headcanon.

When it comes to powers I can see both of them having Siren powers, using their voices to control weak minded demons. Given Purple's appearance is very eel like, I could see this meaning they having some electric eel powers, but its not as strong as Mammons. They usually use their electric powers to paralyze enemies for a time. Maybe that is mixed with a kind of toxin their skin can produce? Don't worry they have the ability to "turn it on and off" at will so people don't have to fear of getting shocked/sick if they accidentally touch Leviathan. Also maybe they could have hydrokinesis or be able to generate and shoot out water from their palms.

When it comes to their voices, I could see White have a voice similar to an older sounding Dakota from Total Drama, as that would be fitting. As a bonus when Leviathan turns into her full demon form she would sound like Dakotazoid XD. Others voice I think I would give them is White sounding like Poisandra and Purple with a Badonna like voice, both characters from Power Rangers shows. I previously made a post stating a Poisandra VA could work for Bethesda von Eldritch, so having such a voice for both characters would be a good way to save time and money. A funny VA headcanon is that while Purple has a nice voice, White has a voice that makes her sound like Dr. Mrs. The Monarch from the Venture Bros. We know Purple smokes so imagine if White's voice got effect by it XD. The only time White wouldn't have such a voice is when she sings.

If I had to give Leviathan a love interest, I like the idea of it being a hydra like being. He would be a nine headed guy with the 9th center head being slightly bigger than the others, as he is the dominant head. Even though he has more heads, they don't usually argue with each other compared to when Leviathan does. Each has a notable trait in their personality, one is a nerd, one is the surfer dude, etc. yet 4 love White while 4 love Purple, and the leader head loves them both equally.

White is close friends with Bethesda von Eldritch, and while Purple doesnt like her a much (she can't stand Betty's stupidity at times) she does appreciate that Bethesda is always kind to her and that Bethesda considers her one of the smartest people she knows.

They obviously both love Charlie, though they don't agree on her redemption plan 100%. I feel like after she was born, White tried to sound like the hot, cool aunt though all that did was make her feel old.

That is all I can think of right now, and I would love to hear your thoughts on Leviathan. Do you have any headcanons?

[jazzyblusnowflake]

I've got one for ya. What were the first kisses in the N/V/Uzi relationship like. Uzi and N first, Uzi and V's first, and V and N's first.

(Bonus points for V and N's first kiss at the manner for some bittersweet angst)

Also, good golly gumdrops, love your stuff, even if you don't answer this one, still gonna keep enjoying

oh oh i love these kinds of ideas :"D tho it takes a bit of brain power to think of a good scene uhm.... lessee....

Ok so first up, although im still waiting for a canon first kiss for NUzi- since they are a thing now, i still like to think of something separate for my own version- [since obviously the main show isn't going towards a poly dynamic lmao]

See, we all know that the show is fast paced and its hard to find any empty spaces between each event, hell it almost feels like earth was blown apart and the DDs were on copper 9 the next day, Liam we need a fucking timeline order. 🙄 soooooo i personally like to imagine that there's a lot more time between events than is shown in the actual show. like- lets maybe put a few days between Uzi administrating N and V and the arrival of J and Cynessa- like.... maybe lets put a few NIGHTS between that??? what's the freaking rush 😭

But anyway yeah- i would put the first NUzi kiss somewhere around betwenn the camp and the flashback eps probably :p my idea would be that since the camp incidents, Uzi would be having a lot of bodily changes to deal with, one of which being her inability to tolerate the sun much anymore. other things would probably be the growth of literal flesh and blood and bones inside of her and lets make this morbid by adding her throwing up blood but keeping it a secret from everyone :p she may sneak back to the other two at night and stay with them- clearly shaken up- [V probably also being shaken up because on one hand she's terrified of seeing this transformation take place- but at the same time, she clearly cares enough about Uzi AND Ns happiness...] asking for help and advice- and the 3 grow closer during this. They practice with her for flying or controlling her tail- maybe some stuff on her control on oil hunger too. she probably also gets some fighting, sneaking and sparring practice with V-

//insert one of those cheesy moments where V riles up Uzi enough to tag her on the snowy ground but then realizes its the same position she got V in her solver!mode and starts panicking and pushing herself back- V getting back up and asking what the heck was that and Uzi just saying she doesn't want to hurt her and V is an insensitive jerk for making her spar with her in the first place and tries to fly away to calm down-..... which probably just ended with her falling face first in the snow and a lecture from both N and V.

overall they all started subconsciously getting even closer. tbh there's so many things i could add here but i gotta keep it a few NIGHTS not a few MONTHS until the next event 😭

either way during this i guess N and Uzi could have maybe ended up alone at some point- maybe after a flying lesson having gone right and they were a little too happy on top of a building or upturned bus or something lol- i imagine after a hug maybe Uzi asks if she could kiss N but quickly backtracks saying nvm it was stupid or something but N softly says its okay- //probably picks her up too, adding to her embarrassment- cuz she's short lmaooooo// and Uzi just decides to give a small unsure smooch- but decided to make it not too long. they decided to just hug after that to not let the other see them blushing like hell 😭 [also they didn't really decide anything after this cuz they are idiots????😭😭😭]

but anyway for the Vuzi first kiss i have no idea if or when V would return if she's been set to remain alive in the canon- but for me its probably when she appears again in her normal form, as herself. not a clone. Alice isn't alive to take the cores and make them sluggish with heat and the sentinels wouldn't have a chance against the solvers centipede lookin ass form.

Anyway if we consider that one way or another Uzi, N and V will meet up again, [and N and Uzi preferably get to share a better kiss this time-] the first thing Uzi is doing is landing a swift punch in Vs face and then kissing the daylights out of her- //confusing herself and everyone in the area in the process including V herself...// overall she would scold V on the whole "i trust you" shtick and leaving them alone- but yeah :p [ keep in mind that im also considering a few nights between when J and Cynessa show up and when they decide to actually go and find and search the labs, because PLOT REASONS :D ]

as for the first Envee kiss- ill do you one better and make it more angsty and say that N and V used to always spend time with each other and do silly things like hold hands in secret or send internal chat messages to eachother, draw and read books together- maybe N used to put flowers for her sometimes. But at some point a certain little corrupted drone started feeling possessive of her favorite "big brother" figure not spending time with her anymore...

one time, N had asked V if he could kiss her and at that they were both blushing messes but before V could respond they get interrupted- maybe by someone giving them orders or maybe by Cyn. either way, V quickly whispers to him "later, i promise" with a smile, making N happy and giddy. but the later never comes... V becomes comatose soon after... N sadly reading books to her and sometimes whispering to her to wake up and that she still has to keep her promise...

anyway after all things are said and done in the future and the solver is defeated- whether they are still living on copper 9 or any other planet idk- N, V and Uzi are all close, but since both N and V are close to Uzi, they also start spending more time with each other too. maybe one time on a walk or going out and about N was able to catch up with V and they reminisce about old memories they can now remember; and when V was finally able to open up a bit to N, he mentions that he still remembers the promise and asks her if he could kiss her again and she lets him.

and thaaaats all the brain power i have for tonight... i think... hope it made yall smile or cry or idk something lmao. :")

[imholtorf]

The Seven Deadly Sins in the Hellverse.

According to Vivziepop, she explains that the 7 Deadly Sins represent each circus act.

1.

Lucifer Morningstar rules the Pride Ring and all of Hell as he represents the ringleader due to his status and attire. An app on Blitzo's phone that says "Lucimaster" probably the equivalent to ticketmaster as Lucifer owns a theme park called "Lu Lu World" and his wife, Lilith does concerts as there is a poster of her in the background in the Hazbin Hotel pilot episode.

2. Satan rules the Wrath Ring, though he never made a physical appearance, but he was mentioned several times by the characters as they use his name to swear and in the pilot episode of Helluva Boss a homeless imp is holding a sign that says "Monee Helps Satan Bless" he would be consider the imps' version of God. In episode "Ozzie's" there's an app on Blitzo's phone that says "Satan's Workouts" as he is mentioned by Beelzebub in "Queen Bee" that she saw him shirtless. Satan would represent the circus strongman.

3.

Beelzebub rules the Gluttony Ring and is Vortex's girlfriend. She throws a ton of crazy hound parties when Vortex mentions her in "Spring Broken". Vivziepop says that Beelzebub represents the animal tamer as she goes through hoops, which she does during the "Cotton Candy" song. An app on Blitzo's phone that says "Bee Eats" the app would be about food delivery.

4.

Mammon rules the Greed Ring, he owns a theme park called "Loo Loo Land" which is a rip-off of Lucifer's Lu Lu World. He represents a jester due to his obvious attire, an app on Blitzo's phone that says "Moneymakerz Bank" which is a banking app.

5.

Asmodeus or Ozzie or Ozz rules the Lust Ring. He is the owner of a club called "Ozzie's" and a factory called "Big Ozzie's Factory" which the sex toys and Robo Fizz at Loo Loo Land are created. He was also responsible of creating the Fizzarolli sex toys, much to his displeasure as it was for Fizz's likeness for Mammon.

When I watched a youtube video of this youtuber called Cartoon Universe as he says that Asmodeus represents a stage magician as he appears on the stage with smoke like most magicians do. The app on Blitzo's phone called "Lustinder" a parody of a real-life dating app called "Tinder". Asmodeus is also the keeper of Asmodean Crystals, a type of magical mineral that gives hellborn demons access to the human world.

6. Leviathan rules the Envy Ring. There's no information about him or the Envy Ring, but there were glimpses of deep sea demons in "Ozzie's", and a mother and son deep sea demon from "Western Energy". In "Mammon's Magnificent Mid-Season Special (ft. Fizzarolli)", the twins, Glitz and Glam might also be from the Envy Ring, because of their fish-features. An app on Blitzo's phone that says "EnVee" a parody to "TikTok".

7. Belphegor rules the Sloth Ring. She never made any physical appearance, but she was mention by Beelzebub when she couldn't convince her to use her party drugs when she wanted to throw a bigger party. Sloth Ring is home to the Baphomets, a candle-headed goat demon and where the medical buildings are located such as the St. An's Hospital in "Western Energy" when Blitzo takes Loona there to get her Hellbies shot and the Rehab Center in "Unhappy Campers" where Barbie Wire resides before she was released.

Cartoon Universe theorizes the Belphegor is a Baphomet and represent the bearded lady. In app on Blitzo's phone is called "Sleepy Pillz" which is to help you sleep better. Belphegor's name is alluded on Stolas' Happy Pills in "The Circus".

[kawareo]

For Death Cult Office Politics: I absolutely need to know the answer to 9. 😂

9. If they had phones, how would they save each other's number? (Let's just play pretend Gort wrote the same on the scrapbooks cover and the sending spell is sms or smth)

Strike at first has him as 'That Trashy Banite', which lasts for about a week, and that's when they do their first heist together and he proceeds to rename him into "Gortash". After that he changes it every time he gets drunk, so twice to thrice a month, and he's essentially exactly like us with constant puns/jokes made out of his name; everything from 'Gortass' to 'Doordash' to 'Whoretash'. Every once in a while though he will have a moment of weakness or too much affection and just rename him into 'Vee' as that is the closest to a cute nickname he has for him. (Enver -> Envy -> Envee -> Vee)

Strike also uses way too many emojis, hearts and ~ signs when he texts.

Gort is sadly pretty straightforward with his phone, at the beginning of their relationship Strike's saved as 'Bhaalspawn', and then just 'Strike' when the new name settles in. With him I see it as pretty much function over everything else, including texting? He doesn't want shady phone records so he's very dry over whatever can be recorded, and then proceeds to lead the slimiest, grossest phone sex ever witnessed in Faerun.

[violetfeatherwind]

Has anyone else noticed that both Glam and Glitz have opposite faces like the drama masks that are also on the TikTok-inspired Envee app? One has a bored frown, the other has an evil grin. They’re probably famous because of that app

[shrewdoodle]

BUBBLING ENVEE, VEE SAL’S OFFICIAL BOSS THEME IS FINALLY DONE AND RELEASED GO LISTEN TO IT RIGHT NOW

I made the thumbnail but CRITTER was the one who did a wonderful job making the song itself