#Keeping Up With The Kardashians

[2000spopculture]

[mrsbridgerton]

I’m dying

(post pictured is not mine, credit to mar3uss on X)

[gabriellagrande]

[ditzybat]

keeping up with the kardashians but make it keeping up with the wayne’s and everyone is struggling to hide their secret identities while cameras follow them around.

however the viewers are absolutely taking their bad hiding skills the wrong way and think the wayne’s are some sort of secret mob family when they see multiple of the wayne children come home covered in ash, soot, and blood (likely not their own) also the fact that the siblings fight in professional hand to hand combat in the background of shots is definitely not helping.

[ahfrickenfrick]

i don’t remember if it was here or a tiktok, but there was a post saying that it’s so possible to not believe that bruce wayne is batman because the equivalent would be kylie jenner running around fighting crime in kevlar

anyways i told my best friend this, and he was like “well with all the kids he has, wouldn’t he be kris”

and i haven’t stopped thinking about the batfamily as keeping up with the kardashians and it won’t leave my mind

[illyanarasputinfan]

[babyphatbarbie]

[2000spopculture]

[kingkylie1997]

2015 kylie

[amirasainz]

Could you please do amira going on keeping up with the kardashian as she grew a sweet bond with Kim at the med and all the kardashian love her, also the grid watching that episode for her

It was so much fun writing this one. You guys can always send some requests. Enjoy reading and Adios! -XoXo

Keeping up with the Kardashians

The anticipation in the room was palpable—a sense of déjà vu as drivers and WAGs gathered around the TV, waiting for the show to begin. Snacks and drinks were strewn about, and Lando’s impatient whining echoed through the room. “When is it starting?” he whined from the floor. Max groaned: "I swear to fucking God" and Lily’s loud "Everyone, shut up. It's starting!" startled everyone.

Finally, after a quick recap of the last episode and the intro, the moment arrived. Kim, Khloe, and Kris sat outside on the garden furniture. Kim began, “You guys know I attended the Met Gala a few weeks ago.” Khloe and Kris nodded, their curiosity piqued. “And you also know how I met this really sweet girl at the After Party. Well, I thought it was time to introduce you to this special someone.”

Khloe’s excitement bubbled over. “No way. No freaking way. Kimberly, if this is a joke, I’ll never talk to you again.” Kris whispered, her smile wide, “Oh my God…”

Then, a voice interrupted—the very person they were discussing. “Hello, mujeres guapas. How are you all doing?” Amira stood there, and Kim quickly enveloped her in a hug. “Hi, wifey. Look at you. You look amazing.” The warmth between them was evident.

Amira turned to greet Kris and Khloe, hugging them both. As the women chatted, Kim beamed with pride. Finally, her wifey was meeting her family. She held Amira’s hand, squeezing it three times—an unspoken language of love, pride, and gratitude.

As the scene shifted to the Kourtney and Scott drama, chatter erupted in the room. “Why did Kim grab her hand like that?” Kika asked with a hint of jealousy. “Why aren’t Kris and Khloe fans of me too?” Oscar wondered quietly. “Does this mean she’s an honorary Kardashian now?” Charles exchanged a confused look with Pierre. Carlos shushed the room, eager to hear more.

The scene transitioned to a Kardashian-Jenner family dinner. Amidst the chaos of kids playing outside, Kris began, “You guys will never guess who Khloe and I met the other day.” The table leaned in, eager for the revelation. “Who?” Kendall teased. Kylie and Kourtney exchanged amused glances. “Amira Sainz.”

The room erupted. “No. No way!” “What?” “What the…” Excitement buzzed. Kendall fired off questions: “Is she nice? Does she like horses? Do you think she’d like my modeling? Would she like ME?” Kourtney interjected, “Hold your horses, Kenny. The only way they’d have met Amira means that—” Kylie cut her off, “Kimberly Noel Kardashian, tell me you didn’t.” "Why is everyone saying my full name the whole time?" asked Kim. Chaos ensued, and before viewers could witness the ensuing fight, the outro played.

Suffice it to say, with Amira’s confirmed appearances for the next few races, the show’s ratings soared.

[godofstory]

the golden trio of bullying Aemond has struck again

[gabriellagrande]

[2000spopculture]

[kingkylie1997]

blonde king kylie is another level

[thehottestandrichest]

I think about this every single day