#KYAAAAHHHH

[ssongsboo]

no bc i am literally going crazy over his new hair hes so fucking fine omfg sb sedate me

[outivv]

KYAAAAHHHH!!!! I ABSOLUTELY ENJOYED YOUR LITTLE SERIES OF "LITTLE THINGS THAT MAKES THEM FLUSTERED" FOR TWST AND OH MY GOD DID I SAY HOW MUCH I LOVE AND ADORE YOUR WRITING OMG YOURE SO GOOD!!!!! 😭 😭 😭

Do you mind if I request the same prompt with Cater, Epel, Kalim and Sebek please? 🥺 🙏

Synopsis: what makes them flustered pt 4!!

Warnings: minor swearing, and mentions of broken glass in kalim’s part :’), not proofread

Characters: cater, epel, kalim, and Sebek!!

Pronouns for reader: gender neutral/ not mentioned

A/n: hello hello!! I’m so glad you like my writing that makes me super super happy :]. I wanna apologize for not getting to your request sooner, I was planning on answering a while ago but of course I got sick right when I wanted to actually write your ask :’). Anyways!! Sorry about the super super long wait, hope you enjoy!! Have a great rest of your day, make sure to take care of yourself!! <3

— Cater —

Taking pictures with him

Normally people aren’t fond of taking pictures with him, cause they all think it’s “for his image” who h is understandable, he’s not gonna force people to take pictures with him. That’s rude. But when you ASK to take pictures with him, even at the most random of times to “save the memory” it makes him a little red. Cause it’s not to post on social media, it’s to have memories with him because you care about him!! He just thinks it’s super cute :’)

When you brush some of his hair behind his ear

LORD. If this doesn’t get his heart pumping I don’t know what does. Imagine, waking up in the morning, cater slowly waking up next to you, and you say a soft and sweet good morning, while brushing some hair behind his ear to see his face better. PERFECTION. It makes him feel all safe, and content, and loved and it’s just mwah. Best thing to wake up to, or to have happen while you’re studying, or just watching a movie JUST BEST THING. PERIOD.

— Epel —

Calling him handsome

Epel doesn’t hate getting compliments, but he wants people to be more creative than calling him pretty all the time. So when you look at him and tell him how undoubtedly handsome he is, HOLY SHIT HIS KNEES GIVE OUT AND HE IS ON GHE FLOOR SOBBING IN LESS THAN TWO SECONDS. He just really likes being called your awesome, handsome boyfriend it makes his heart swell with pride

When you won’t shut up about him

When you or your friends say that you’ve been talking about him OHHHHH BOY. He absolutely just collapses, because it feeds his ego, like he was a starving man being fed like a king. In short he loves it. Better yet if he finds you… in the act of talking about him. Because he absolutely just stands there and listens you sing his praises, until you notice him, standing there. Literally like 🧍red as a tomato, and then you yourself get embarrassed while your friends laugh at your sudden change of attitude.

— Kalim —

Wanting to learn more about him and his culture

Kalim is very culture oriented, he loves where he comes from, and loves sharing the vast knowledge he has with other people. So this is mostly something that happens in the early stages of your relationship, possibly even friendship and when he has a crush on you, but whenever you actively wanna learn more about him, and even his culture, he is OVER THE MOON. Like man literally just “jamil they wanna know about me as a person.” “Yeah that’s kinda like… the point of wanting to talk to someone” “BUT ITS SO CUTE” HAVOHSIHE he just is really appreciative.

When you gift him something

Anytime you gift him ANYTHING he suddenly goes from a big ball of sunshine who’s practically bouncing off the walls to, a blushy mess of a ball of sunshine. It’s really quite cute to see, how he gets all flustered when you have him a cake you made. The cake could even be burnt and he’ll still devour it in a heartbeat. Same with any item you give him, it could be some broken glass you strung together to make a sorta wind chime and he’ll be like “this is my prized possession. I adore this, I adore you, I now must pay you back for this glorious gift” like my guy it’s some glass Floyd gave you and you just repurposed it so it wasn’t actual trash :’)

— Sebek —

Anything… domestic?

Anything that resembles a very domestic life will get Sebek stammering and blushing EASY. You just doing your laundry and Sebek is hanging around ramshackle dorm with you? Oh good lord, he’s blushing all day for no reason. You’re both cooking something in the school kitchen cause you snuck in (actually you forced him to and he’s there against his will. He totally didn’t go along easily with your plan.) he’s blushing while cutting vegetables. For no reason. Please oh please make fun of him, it’s actually kinda funny hehe. But either way just the incredibly simple things will get Sebek flustered.

When you take the lead

Sebek isn’t by any means codependent, he’s very capable on his own. But he just finds people who are very independent, headstrong, and who can easily stand up for themselves to be so… attractive. When it comes to a relationship Sebek is very inexperienced, and very nervous, so when you take the lead? That’s hot. That makes him meltttttt oh my god makes him melt so hard.

[thespianlimbo-sys]

gang im losing it KYAAAAHHHH THEYRE HOLDING HAAAAANDS . THEY ARE HOLDING HANDS GOD BLESS YAOI damian ambrose and nate fisher case file 1225 i love you

[marichat914]

Happy first week of the year!!!

After weeks of sleep deprivation (the most unregrettable and enjoyable ones I've ever had), I'm excited to finally share my contribution for the ML Big Bang 2023!

It's my first time joining and this is one of the most enjoyable and unforgettable experience ever! (I'm not kidding.)

A deep and sincere gratitude to two really pawsome collaborators who kept me motivated in making this story: Dori_sketches, the extremely amazing artist who made the gorgeous art for this fic, which I can't wait to reveal in the future. And to my beta Des, for the detailed checking of my errors. ( > v < ) I'm truly grateful for their support and encouragement.

Thanks as well ML Big Bang for letting me join this year.

(Curtains open)

And now...for the preview.

MIRACULOUS LUCID DREAMERS

Preview:

“Your name?”

“Call me Ladybug.”

Hmmm…That’s a weird name.

Ladybug threw him inside the carriage. He didn’t notice that they already reached it until his bottom hits the familiar wooden boards. The regular Queen Bee was sound asleep beside him.

“It’s an alter-ego name isn’t it…Ladybug. Tell me. You’re a miraculous holder aren’t you?”

Ladybug’s expression became even more serious than she already was. Parallels of creases formed above her nose bridge.

“How did you know about the Miraculous? Are you a holder?”

“No.” He lied. “My mom told me stories.” But the second part was true. “When I was a kid, she told me about these magical jewels that hold special powers and can be used by anyone who has it.”

Ladybug contemplated for a few seconds before telling him the obvious truth. Then she sighed. “Yes. I’m the holder of the Miraculous of Creation.”

Silence fell between them. Soft whispers of the nightly breeze filled the spaces. A soft gust of wind cascaded her loose pigtails, letting her loops fall to the ground. Her now freed shoulder length dark hair danced with the blows of the air like small waves during a half moon. Eyes boring into each other’s souls, trying to read each other’s minds.

“Miraculous are supposed to be used for good. Why are you using its powers for something that you know is not right?”

Her answer was given after a really long pause. “Because I’m desperate, Your Highness. I need your blood…very desperately.”

“I already know that. But what for?”

“I need it to help me escape the nightmare this reality created for me.”

With the hinges coming forward, the moonlight gently left his cell as a part of his abductor’s eyes peered through the small gap of the now retracting door, knowing that they were reflecting to his own. Darkness filled his wooden cage once again and Adrien was left with no choice but to wait for what tomorrow was going to bring.

Posting will begin later today January 7th.

Updates every Saturday.

I'm so happy to have made another story for my babies...kyaaaahhhh!!!

[akihatohnoofficial]

outta my way prev anon im comin for those soapy tits

KYAAAAHHHH

[captnjacksparrow]

Why do you think kishi drew naruto so ugly after the time skip? I would expect naruto to look like the older version he drew for jiraiya's novel. Do you think it's because canonically naruto isn't supposed to be handsome and the naruto from gutsy ninja was just naruto picturing himself looking cooler? Or do you think it was spite? Naruto has to look ugly and miserable because kishi was pressured into continuing the series?

Ok. So, Before the Pain Arc, I never had any 'Special' Eyes on Naruto, you know. I just saw him as just another Character despite the series was named Naruto. 

'Special' Eyes in the sense, I can't say anything profound about Naruto's appearance.... I repeat Appearance and Aura.... Not the Characterization. To me, Naruto was wearing this simple Orange Jumpsuit and that’s all (??).

But right at this Moment, My Jaw literally just Dropped to the Floor.

That Kabuki background music,

The Classic Quentin Tarantino-esque Close-up Shot of Naruto's Horizontally slitted eyes,

The Smoke Effect, 

Naruto's billowing Long Red Jacket with Fire Pattern in the Bottom, 

Folded Hands which gives this sense of calmness and an ‘I am not afraid of you’ vibe, 

Naruto's Flailing Head Band....

WOW!!!!

JUST WOW!!!!!!

Believe me, If only I were watching this scene in a Theatre, I would've whistled loudly till my throat goes Numb and I would’ve thrown all my money on him... It's such an amazing Introductory Scene for a Boy who turned into A Man. I can't help but feel that Naruto has grown up a lot and feel nostalgic about his Part 1 days....

Added to that, Pain already terrified me with his Ocular Power and Kakashi was also gone... When everything was appearing Hopeless.... Naruto heroic landing just gave me Goosebumps......

The Last time I felt exhilarating like this was in this scene.

A Raw and Powerful Heroic Scene.... for a Little Boy. 

Naruto’s Fierce Burning look, 

Bloody dripping from his Forehead, 

Slanted lips, 

Gritting Teeth gives off the Aura full of Determination to the point of evoking Goose Bumps inside the Audience... 

Kabuto is not a Big Villain, atleast not like that Snake monster. But in this scene, I badly wanted to kick his Ass and Rightfully, I was squealing with Joy when Naruto punched Rasengan on Kabuto’s stomach for the Very first time in the Series....

Say whatever you want, The Artistic Effect which the Author could pull for his Titular Hero is truly Unsurpassable... If you want me to equate this to a Movie Experience... 

I felt so pumped up after this Scene from Avengers Infinity War.... Naruto’s Pain Arc entry is just like this.

Naruto may not be Handsome like Sasuke or Madara. But He has this Raw Powerful Charisma and Brash look which accentuates his Heroic Vibes which you don’t get from Sasuke. 

Not to mention,

Naruto's appearance in Jiraiya's Novel is another Cherry on the Cake. His costume, Hairstyle and Facial Features were all giving off this Handsome vibe which I saw in Emi 10 Rankai’s NaruSasu doujinshis. I wish we got more of that. [[Kishimoto, You Doujinshi stealer!!!]]

.

.

.

And what did we got after Chapter 700???

A balding criminal who looks repulsively ugly at every angle. There is no charisma or flair that we saw in Pain Arc... It’s just some creepo who is causing me severe eye pain whenever I look at him.... I just hate everything about him.

Jiraiya, Madara who faced many wars had Hair like a Lion's Mane,

I could watch Madara's Hair Porn for a whole fucking day....

Now the world shall know Pain.

“Sasuke-kunnnn..... Kyaaaahhhh!!! <3 <3 <3” [Read in Sakura’s voice]]

There must no definite reason other than spite that Kishi had ended up making N and S looks Fugly and intentionally whored off his characters to another Artist named Ikemoto who draws like Horseshit.

What kind of Hairstyles or Outfits do you imagine for them??

I always imagine both Naruto and Sasuke to be wearing that Classic Jounin Flak Jacket when they are in their 20′s... 

And when Naruto becomes an Hokage, he could very well don that Lengthy Hokage Robe which Kishimoto hinted in many of his Chapter posters.... 

As for Sasuke, I don’t have a big design in my mind... He could very well be wearing that Jounin Attire and he would still look Handsome too... 

As for how they would look like when they are older??? 

Emi 10 Rankai actually picturized what I had in my mind in her Residence of the Sun doujinshi... 

But this bastard Kishimoto ended up making Naruto into a Baldy moron and Sasuke into a Drug Peddler + a Low life Mafia guy + a Child Trafficker. I don't know.

No Thank You.

[sweetramenwonho-deactivated]

My two shirts came in the mail today! Wanted to share them with you guys!

[myonepiece]

KYAAAAHHHH ANOTHER KYOSHIRO FAN :DDDDD , can u write kyoshiro and bartolomeo with a short fem s/o whos super clingy and is kind of a scardey cat , example:when someone flirts with her she kinda just clings behind his back if that makes sense? and when the guy who’s flirting with her is gone she’s just like:”i love you forever baby babe honey my love my beloved my dear my king my knight in shining armor” on a nother note u are the best writer ever oml 💖

Kyoshiro, Bartolomeo with a clingy short fem!S/O who’s a scaredy cat

Kyoshiro x Reader, Bartolomeo x Reader

Description: Kyoshiro & Bartolomeo (seperate) with a short fem!S/O who is clingy and gets scared easily + short oneshot with her getting scared and hiding behind character

Warnings: none

A/N: yes more Kyoshiro!! 💕

he loves how small you are, he loves feeling like he’s protecting you from the world and he wouldn’t trade you for anything

he’s not the clingiest person, but he has no problem with your constant affection and neediness for affection- he adores this trait

in fact he feels simultaneously serene and alert when you’re touching him in some way, knowing that you’re there right next to him let’s him know that you’re safe and he’s suddenly very alert of the surroundings because it’s like you’re trusting him and relying on him to protect you

you’re cowardliness just makes him fall in love with you even more, he loves teasing you about it (one of his favorite pastimes) and despite his strong feeling of protection towards you and the need to make you feel safe, he finds it hilarious to scare you (jumping out from behind corners is one of his favorite ways)

but the way you hide behind him, tighten your grip on his arm, or take hold of his robes in your hand(s) when you’re scared makes his heart flutter and his eyes fill with adoration while a light blush fists his cheeks (while he unsheathes his swords to take care of whoever dared to scare his sweetheart)

+ oneshot

you weaved your way through the bustling crowd, balancing two bowls of ice cream as you hurried back to Kyoshiro. you were looking ahead of you when a large man abruptly came out of nowhere and you crashed into him, the ice cream dropping and smearing across his kimono before the bowls hit the ground.

you started trembling as you stuttered out apologies, bending down to fetch the bowls when he placed his foot upon them and crushed them easily, causing you to gasp slightly and straighten back up slowly while keeping your head down and eyes trained on the ground.

the man grabbed the collar of your robes and yanked you forward, bring his face down and snarling.

“Oi, you watch where you’re going, how you gonna repay me for ruining my clothes huh?”

you opened your mouth to say something but quickly shut it deciding you couldn’t form a sentence, instead you peered around the man’s large build and spotted the familiar striking blue of your boyfriend’s robes. using all of your strength, you pushed away from the man and stumbled your way through the crowd towards the samurai.

Kyohsiro felt a tug at his sleeve as you clasped the silky material in your hands, but his smile and adoration filled eyes quickly darkened when he looked down and comprehended the fear seizing your expression

he turned quickly and unsheathed in sword in a single nimble motion just as the stranger you had run into barrled into the clearing that had formed when Kyoshiro’s sword was revealed, the swword which was now pointed directly at the man’s throat- the blade gleaming in the late afternoon light, matching the user’s glint of anger present in his eyes

“I wouldn’t take a another step”

the blue-haired samurai’s voice was tense and dripping with venom, he didn’t wnat to ruin your day with blood shed, but this man had most likely already done that so he was not exactly against slitting his throat then and there

the man seemed to understand the threat and danger he was in, but ufortunetly for him Kyoshiro was not about to let the bastard who had unsettled his beloved so leave uninjured, so lifting his free arm so that the cloth of his kimono covered your eyes, he made one quick motion with his sword and a large gash appeared on the man’s torso, erupting blood as he was dragged away by his (assumed) friends

Kyoshiro promptly turned you away from the scene, not allowing you to see the red stained dirt. he placed his hand on you lower back as he led you through the crowd, looking down when you wrapped your arms around his torso and turned your head upward to say

“I love you baby, thank you for protecting me again~” 

your light blush and eyes brimming with love accompanied by your drunkenly sweet smile made Kyoshiro’s heart soar and he laughed, seemingly unaffected by your confession. but if anyone looked close enough they would see the blush appearing on his cheek and the way his toothy grin morphed into a more sincere and lovesick expression, and the way he wrapped his arm around your shoulders to pull you closer against him before asking where the ice cream was

Bartolomeo is quite clingy himself, he likes to have you on his back or shoulders a lot, but one of his favorite positions is supporting you with his hands uder your butt while your legs are wrapped around his waist, he likes the closeness of it and he’ll hug/carry you like that anytime

he has no problem with your easily-scared personailty, he’s always ready to embrace you when you run. away from something, he likes that you trust him to protect him and that he’s always the one you run to for safety

and he couldn’t be more fond of your height, more cuddling positions and ways to carry you! he likes tucking you into his side and holding his coat around you, this is something he tends to do when you’re scared

whenever you do run to him and either hide behind him and/or grab into his coat, his eyes morph into hearts and he practically squeals before picking you up and peppering your face with kisses

after his outburst of affection and praises of your cuteness, his exterior changes to one of determination and it’s rather intimidating, he take shis role as your “protector” very seriously 

+ oneshot

you wandered along the streets of the town, Bartolomeo had told you to explore while he took care of some business. you turned a corner and stopped to look at the little stand full of plushies

you picked up a small turtle plushie up, admiring it and imagining the smile Bartolomeo would have when you gave it to him. you purchased the cute item and turned on your heel ready to head back to your boyfriend- but a hand suddenly placed itself upon your shoulder and you looked up to find a man in a familiar uniform, though you couldn’t name it. you followed his gaze which led you to a man, almost Noble looking, maybe a rank or two below one, but he was heading right towards you, a disturbing smile playing on his lips

the smile sent chills down your spine and you noticed the quivering of your body, you looked back and forth between the man gripping your shoulder and the disconcerting man approaching followed by a large group of uniformed men- your instincts took over and you bolted, running back through the crowd ignoring the shouts from the guards trailing you

your eyes searched the people frantically, searching for the familiar bright green hair or maroon coat, you called Bartolomeo’s name

“Bartolomeo!”

you hoped he would be nearby and hear you- luckily he was, you had managed to run to a little ways away from the ship where Bartolomeo and the crew were finishing up their supply restocking. Bartolomeo heard your voice calling his name and he held his had up shushing the crew, his head turned and examined the people’s faces, his sights descending on the familiar (h/c) hurrying through the crowd

he called his crew to attention and moved to the railing and jumped onto the ground below, you burst through a group of people, still shouting your boyfriend’s name. he moved forward quickly and opened his arms which you jumped into, your hands digging into the material of his coat while he wrapped his arms tightly around you, suddenly yelling about how cute you are and how much he loves you 

“my baby you’re so cute! I missed you!”

he twirls you around, but when he faces front again and see the dressed men appear from the crowd, his smile falls and turns to one of seriousness- his embrace tightens and he sends a warning glare to the men

however, the men don’t seem to get the unspoken message and the man not in uniform stepped approached. Bartolomeo set you down, shedding his coat and placing it around you before pushing you behind him

the “Noble” man reached Bartolomeo and stared slightly up at him with a condescending expression

“give her to me”

Bartolomeo looked down at the pudgy man with an angry and disgusted look, his firgure looming over the ignorant man- in the blink of an eye Bartolomeo’s fist was drawn back and hurled forward, hitting the man square in the face and sending him flying backwards, into the crowd and crashing through the building in his path- his followers turned and chased after him

Bartolomeo turned and his smile instantly returned upon seeing you draped in his oversized coat, his hands clenched into fists and he held them to his mouth, screaming into them as tears gushed from his eyes and he fell forward wrapping his arms around your waist. he picked you up and pivoted once again before lowering you only to pick you up supporting you with his hands under your butt while he skipped back up boarding plank and onto the ship

once onboard the small turtle plush fell from your pocket and once you wedged yourself out of Bartolomeo’s hold, you picked it up and held it out to him

“I thought you would like it, the color reminds me of your hair.”

you’re angelic smile and affectionate gaze, as well as your gift and innocent lovefilled meaning behind it, was just too much for Bartolomeo to handle and he dropped to the deck crying and wailing while clutching his heart like had been impaled, and by his own words he had been.

“I’ve been impaled by a spear of love! you’re too cute my angel!”

[tare-anime]

Kyaaaahhhh 🥰🥰🥰😑

This is sooo goooodddd 🥰🥰🥰

Amazing job as always 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

Eden AU.

He’s student council president/ imperial scholar/ everyone’s friend and crush. She’s.. Yor. But they live on the same block and happen to have younger siblings (Anya’s Loid’s little sister) and by sheer coincidence they bumped into each other picking up their siblings and it’s become a regular thing and he’s very busy so she ends up babysitting Anya but nobody else knows and uh yeah?

Anyway here u go

[yukikorogashi]

*SWINGS OPEN THE DOOR* HELLO? BIRTHDAY?? HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MY LOVELY BECKY!!!! HOPEFULLY TODAY'S BEEN FULL OF LOVE, HAPPINESS AND LOVED ONES FOR YOU AND A LOT OF PAMPERING AND SELF-CARE BECAUSE YOU DESERVE THAT AND MORE (GET ALL THE SWEETS YOU DESIRE). YOU BEAUTIFUL BABE, I HOPE YOU HAD A LOT OF LAUGHS AND SMILES ; U ; HAPPY BIRTHDAY BECKYYYY !! MY LOVEEEEE XOXOXO *TWIRLS U AND YEETS OUT HEHEHE*

   KYAAAAHHHH MONIQUEEEE!!! TAT <333 THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU SO MUCH MY LIGHT!!! YOU FOREVER REMAIN SUCH A BLESSED PRESENCE IN ALL OUR LIVES AND ESPECIALLY MINE AND I HOPE YOU WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER THE INFINITE AMOUNT OF ADORATION I HOLD FOR YOU OKAY??? 

   BUT YEAH THOUGH! YOU GUYS ARE ALREADY MAKING MY MORNING AND I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE ON THE WORLD AND ESPECIALLY THESE SALESPEOPLE!!! >8DDD IT’S GONNA BE A NICE DAY OF WORK, A LIL YOGA IN THE AFTERNOON, AND SOME DINNER TONIGHT FOR ME HEHE! BUT TRULY THANK YOU BBY, I LOVE YOOOOOUUUU-- WAIT, YOU WILL FINISH THIS TWIRLING THAT YOU STARTED!!! >8( MONIIIIIQUE!!! >8VVV GET YOUR GLAMOROUS BEHIND BACK HERE THIS INSTANT!!!

@mettatoniic

[endlessparadox07]

My Lil' Sister and her reactions with BSD Mayoi's "Stray Dogs Kindergarten" Revival

My phone is shitty for not letting me play Mayoi but seeing her reaction over this month's event, with all the squeals and the-- "KYAAAHHH!!! CUTE RASHOMON---!!!" "KYAAAAHHHH!!! CUTE BUNNY..!! BETCHA WE HAVE A CUTE ATSU--" "KYAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!" -- I legit felt her so bad when she lastly said "OMFG YES I'M BLESSED!"

[kanasmusings]

[Translation] StarMyu OVA Vol. 1 Drama CD - Track 2

And, here’s the second track of the OVA Special drama CD~

Track 2: [StarMyu in a Haunted Tunnel]

Under the cut, enjoy~

[StarMyu in a Haunted Tunnel]

  UGAWA: OVA Vol. 1 Special Drama CD.

ALL: StarMyu in a Haunted Tunnel.

UGAWA: (shivers) I-I sorta feel cold all of a sudden.

TATSUMI: Are you alright, Ugawa?

TSUKIGAMI: The supermarket’s heated inside so aren’t you just feeling the natural temperature outside?

UGAWA: It’s not that kinda feeling. It’s more like… How should I put it…? A bad feeling or…

TSUKIGAMI: Huh?

NAYUKI: Ah… Maybe it’s the wind?

INUMINE: Are you cold, Ugawa? Want me to warm you up?

UGAWA: No! I’m already fine.

INUMINE: That’s great~ Ah-ha~

UGAWA: (sighs)

NAYUKI: (laughs nervously)

TATSUMI: So, are we done shopping for the ingredients now, Nayuki?

NAYUKI: Ah, yes! Sorry for making you carry a lot of stuff.

TSUKIGAMI: We don’t mind. We came here with you to carry stuff in the first place. Don’t worry about it.

TATSUMI: Inumine’s here, too.

INUMINE: Teehee~

UGAWA: Guess you’re useful for things like these, too.

INUMINE: Ehehe~

NAYUKI: (laughs) Thank you!

TSUKIGAMI: All we have to do now is go to Toraishi’s house, right?

NAYUKI: Yes! Um… I think Kuga-kun’s neighbourhood is a walking distance from here. Though, it’s a bit far.

TSUKIGAMI: Ah, wait. Kuga texted us the address so we can walk while looking at a map.

(Tsukigami opens his phone)

TSUKIGAMI: Great, I found a route.

TATSUMI: Let me see.

TATSUMI: It’s true that it’s quite far from where we are currently.

UGAWA: Ugh…

INUMINE: It’s fine, Ugawa! If you get tired, I’ll carry you~

UGAWA: I don’t care! Carry the stuff properly!

INUMINE: Yep, okay~

TATSUMI: Ah, Tsukigami. Don’t you think this zig-zag path might be a shortcut?

TSUKIGAMI: Eh? Ah… you’re right.

TSUKIGAMI: It does seem like it’s a shortcut but don’t you think it’s better to stick to the map’s route?

TSUKIGAMI: There’s a chance that this map might be outdated you know?

TATSUMI: Now’s not the time to think about that, right~?

TSUKIGAMI: You… You’re not slacking off on walking, are you?

TATSUMI: That’s not true. I just thought that it might be better if we got there faster.

TATSUMI: It’s cold and it would be bad for someone in the Musical Department to have sore throats, correct?

TSUKIGAMI: Hmm…

NAYUKI: What should we do?

UGAWA: Either one’s fine so let’s hurry up! It’ll just get colder if we stand here!

TSUKIGAMI: Alright. Then, let’s check out the shortcut.

ALL: Sure~!

(crows could be heard overhead)

UGAWA: Hey… This is a shortcut, right?

TSUKIGAMI: That’s what it should be but…

(ominous music begins)

UGAWA: That’s gotta be a lie! What is this place, a tunnel?!

UGAWA: It’s so long I don’t think I can see the exit! It’s dark, it’s cold, and it’s ominous!

UGAWA: It’s totally giving off a dangerous feeling!

INUMINE: Just like a haunted tunnel~!

NAYUKI: U-uwah…

TSUKIGAMI: Should we turn around?

TATSUMI: Isn’t continuing ahead okay~?

ALL: EH?!

UGAWA: T-Tatsumi?!

TSUKIGAMI: Are you serious?

TATSUMI: It looks like the map’s not wrong so when we cross this tunnel we’ll get to Toraishi’s house faster, right?

TATSUMI: It won’t be efficient to turn back now.

TATSUMI: Plus, I—(chuckles) I don’t believe in things like ghosts at all.

TSUKIGAMI: That smile of yours sure looks refreshing.

NAYUKI: A-ah… Are we really going?

UGAWA: G-geh…! Tatsumi…!

TSUKIGAMI: Well, I don’t make it a hobby to believe in things like that, too. I don’t really mind moving on this way but…

INUMINE: Me, too!

UGAWA: Eh?!

INUMINE: Ugawa and Nayukicchi, are you scared of ghosts?

NAYUKI: U-um…

UGAWA: I’m not scared! I’m not but… it’s eerie.

(strong winds and ominous music begins)

UGAWA: It feels strange here… The wind’s so strong and it’s dark and cold even though the sun’s out…

UGAWA: This tunnel… It feels like the entrance to another world…

TATSUMI: Woah~ You’re so imaginative, Ugawa.

TSUKIGAMI: It’ll be fine. Three out of five of us aren’t scared so there’s no need to worry.

NAYUKI: E-eh…? Is that how it works?

TSUKIGAMI: I’m joking, Nayuki.

NAYUKI: Ah…

INUMINE: It’s a-okay! Let’s go~!

TATSUMI: Shall we?

TSUKIGAMI: Yeah.

UGAWA: A-ah, wait a sec! U-uwah…!

(Ugawa slips and hits his head)

NAYUKI: U-Ugawa-kun!

(they run to Ugawa’s side)

INUMINE: Ugawa!

TATSUMI: Are you okay?

TSUKIGAMI: That sounded like it hit hard.

UGAWA: (winces in pain) O-ouch…

NAYUKI: Did you hit your head?

UGAWA: Y-yeah… Very hard…

TSUKIGAMI: It’s because of the puddles around here. How are your legs and wrists? Did you hurt them?

UGAWA: Ah… No, it looks like it’s fine…

TATSUMI: Inumine, can you really carry Ugawa?

INUMINE: Yep, I can!

UGAWA: I-it’s fine…! See? I’m completely fine. I don’t feel hurt anywhere.

NAYUKI: A-are you sure?

UGAWA: Ah, yeah. Thank you.

TSUKIGAMI: At this rate, it might be even more slippery inside the tunnel. Be careful not to slip.

ALL: Yeah.

(the sounds of water dripping can be heard as Inumine sings an unintelligible song)

INUMINE: Alright, it’s an adventure!

UGAWA/NAYUKI: …

UGAWA: Inumine-kun, please be a little quiet.

INUMINE: I just thought it’d help ease your fright.

UGAWA: I said I’m not scared!

TSUKIGAMI: But aren’t you walking while holding on to our backs?

UGAWA: I- I mean…

(something drips near them)

NAYUKI: E-eeekkk!

UGAWA: (shrieks)

TSUKIGAMI: Ugawa, don’t pull on my clothes.

TATSUMI: What’s wrong?

INUMINE: What~?

UGAWA: I-i-it’s because Nayuki-kun…

NAYUKI: I- I mean… Something cold and wet dropped on my neck and…!

TATSUMI: Ah, isn’t that just a water droplet? This tunnel seems damp after all.

INUMINE: Uwah!

NAYUKI/UGAWA: Kyaaaahhhh!!!

TSUKIGAMI: Hey, don’t cling on to me. That’s dangerous!

NAYUKI: I-I-I’m sorry…

INUMINE: (laughs)

UGAWA: What were you thinking, Inumine-kun?! Are ya stupid?!

INUMINE: Oh~ Kansai dialect!

TATSUMI: Inumine, shall we calm down a bit?

INUMINE: Sure!

TSUKIGAMI: Good grief. Come on.

(they continue walking)

NAYUKI: I-it’s getting darker, isn’t it?

TSUKIGAMI: We’ve walked quite far after all. The entrance’s light probably doesn’t reach this far.

UGAWA: (mumbling continuously) Toraishi-kun, Toraishi-kun, Toraishi-kun, Toraishi-kun…

TSUKIGAMI: Uh… Why is Ugawa chanting Toraishi’s name?

TATSUMI: Ah, that’s because Toraishi always chases away Inumine. He’s sort of a charm against evil spirits for Ugawa.

TSUKIGAMI: What sort of treatment…

(more ominous music begins)

TATSUMI: Still… (with a sudden change of tone) We’re not getting any closer to the exit, are we?

NAYUKI: (in a monotone voice) How long are we gonna have to walk down this tunnel…?

TSUKIGAMI: What if we never reach the end?

UGAWA: W-wait… Please don’t say such weird things, Tsukigami-kun.

UGAWA: Tatsumin and Nayuki-kun’s tone of voice… they sound scary, too…

UGAWA: Ah… huh? Speaking of… Where’s Inumine-kun? It suddenly got quiet…

TATSUMI: (with a scary tone of voice) Inumine? Ah, I wonder.

TATSUMI: He’s not here.

UGAWA: Eh?! I-it’s true…!

UGAWA: Geez! Where did he go?!

NAYUKI: (with a scary tone of voice) I wonder if Ugawa-kun’s charm worked…

UGAWA: Eh?

TSUKIGAMI: That might be the case.

UGAWA: G-geez, guys… What are you saying…? T-There’s no way that’s true…

NAYUKI: (monotone) I’ll… go look for him.

TATSUMI/TSUKIGAMI: (monotone) Take care.

UGAWA: Wha…?

(Nayuki runs off)

UGAWA: Eh? Nayuki-kun, it’s dangerous to go alone!

UGAWA: H-he left… Tatsumi! Tsukigami-kun! Shouldn’t we chase aft—

UGAWA: What…?

UGAWA: They’re not here… No way…! Why…

UGAWA: (panicking) Tatsumi! Tsukigami-kun! Nayuki-kun! Inumine-kun!!!

UGAWA: Where did you guys go…?

(footsteps echo through the tunnel)

UGAWA: W-what’s… with this sound…?

(footsteps continue to echo)

UGAWA: Footsteps…?

UGAWA: (panicking) No way, no way… I don’t like this… It’s heading this way…

(more footsteps begin to echo)

UGAWA: From over there, too…?!

UGAWA: Eh? Wha--?! Wait!!

(eerie voices echo together with the footsteps)

VOICES: (repeatedly) Ugawa…

UGAWA: (panicking) No more…!

UGAWA: Tatsumi… Saru-kun… Toraishi-kun… Inumine-kun…

UGAWA: SAVE ME!!!

  ***

  UGAWA: (wakes up in a panic)

INUMINE: Ugawa, are you awake?

TSUKIGAMI: Geez, don’t scare us like that. Suddenly screaming and all that.

TATSUMI: Ugawa, are you okay?

NAYUKI: Want to drink some tea?

UGAWA: … Huh…? What’s this…? What’s going on…

UGAWA: Where is this?!

TSUKIGAMI: Inside a taxi.

NAYUKI: Ugawa-kun, you lost consciousness after you slipped in front of the tunnel.

TATSUMI: You wouldn’t wake up at all so I was getting a little worried.

INUMINE: Does your head hurt? It looks like there’s a lump there.

UGAWA: Ah… I’m fine…

UGAWA: U-um… What about the tunnel…?

TATSUMI: We stopped deciding to explore it after you got hurt. We went back to the main road and called for a taxi.

TSUKIGAMI: We got side-tracked a bit but we’re almost at Toraishi’s house.

UGAWA: Then… that… it was a dream…?

UGAWA: (sighs in relief)

INUMINE: Huh?

NAYUKI: Ugawa-kun, were you having a nightmare?

TSUKIGAMI: Now that you mention it, you were calling our names while you were unconscious.

TATSUMI: Eigo and Toraishi’s names, too.

UGAWA: Th-that’s…! Geez, forget it.

UGAWA: But… I’m so glad that everyone’s safe.

ALL: (chuckles)

UGAWA: (winces in pain)

INUMINE: Ugawa?

TATSUMI: Is something wrong?

UGAWA: I… I sorta feel… another ominous thing…

NAYUKI: Eh?!

TSUKIGAMI: Don’t tell me... Did you catch a cold?

INUMINE: You okay?

NAYUKI: (panics a little)

TSUKIGAMI: Nayuki?

NAYUKI: Right now I… I just felt a cold wind, too…

TSUKIGAMI: Huh?

TATSUMI: I did too, actually. I’ve been feeling it since a while ago.

TSUKIGAMI: Hah?

TSUKIGAMI: W-what’s this…? I-I just suddenly felt an incredibly ominous feeling…

INUMINE: Huh? Ah, look, look! Isn’t that Toraishi’s house?

ALL: Eh?

INUMINE: Look! Toraishi and Sawatari are standing in front!

INUMINE: Tengenji and Kuga are there, too!

UGAWA: It’s true…

TATSUMI: Did everyone come to meet us?

NAYUKI: Hey, guys… Don’t they look like they’re trying to say something?

TSUKIGAMI: Hmm… Ah, it does seem so. Though, I can’t hear them properly.

TATSUMI: Ah, it looks like they’ve started playing charades.

TATSUMI: Let’s see…

TATSUMI: ‘Go.Back? Don’t.Come.Nearer?’

UGAWA: Hey… Didn’t they just mouth ‘this is bad’ just now?

NAYUKI: ‘Inside the house there’s…’

NAYUKI: ‘A-mons-ter…?’

NAYUKI: A monster?!

TSUKIGAMI: I completely don’t understand.

INUMINE: Mr. Driver! Please stop in front of that house with many people!

  ***

 ALL: Thank you for the food!

(they all start eating and saying how delicious the food is)

TSUKIGAMI: Good grief… That was very disastrous.

TENGENJI: Didn’t we properly say ‘Don’t come nearer!’ before you got here?

TENGENJI: It’s because you didn’t look at my message properly that you got captured by Toraishi’s mom, you boor!

TSUKIGAMI: What part of that weird charades game was easy to understand?!

TATSUMI: I’m sorry for not noticing even after you went to the trouble of messaging me, Eigo.

EIGO: I’m just glad that you’re safe, Tatsumi.

EIGO: Although you’re fine it seems like Ugawa was completely trapped.

UGAWA: Really, it was the worst! I got completely doted on by Toraishi’s mom!

TORAISHI: Ahhaha… It’s ‘cause she’s always said she wanted a girl.

UGAWA: What do you mean by that?!

KUGA: Hoshitani and Nayuki did surprisingly well though.

HOSHITANI: Yep! Geez, you two were just overreacting, you know?

HOSHITANI: I love Toraishi’s mom~

TORAISHI: Hoshitani… Your communication skills are really something, huh…

TORASIHI: Ah, no… I guess you could say you’re just used to it.

NAYUKI: But, it was really pleasant though. She helped me out with cooking and asked, ‘Are Izumi and Shu doing well in school?’

NAYUKI: She was very worried about the both of you. She’s such a kind mother, isn’t she?

INUMINE: She made me help with cleaning~!

KUGA: Ah…

TORAISHI: You’re completely being treated the same as me and Shu.

HOSHITANI: But I heard that you guys ran into a lot of trouble today, right? You saw a spooky tunnel and Ugawa slipped and hurt himself, didn’t he?

EIGO: That is too unfortunate.

UGAWA: Well, I got quite a big injury over it so yeah.

TSUKIGAMI: It’s true. Toraishi’s mom was amazing.

TSUKIGAMI: I may not return to this house ever again.

UGAWA: Same here.

KUGA: It’s so awesome, Toraishi. Your mom is scarier than a ghost.

KUGA: Nah… That totally doesn’t make me happy.

HOSHITANI: A-ah… (chuckles)

  ==END==

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[savedarkskies]

@topazadine I have finally done it! My own Ahiru-san will soon be on its way!!!! Kyaaaahhhh!

[such-a-downer]

Kyaaaahhhh so sweeeeeeeetttttt

Ann and Shall - The Light in Their Eyes Upon Reunited

[razberryyum]

A Gintama chapter a day keeps the ending away...Lesson 293

MY FAVORITE MOMENTS IN LESSON 293: (I love Yamazaki!)

Kyaaaahhhh~

And just like that, the chapter got even freaking better. Gods he is pretty.

The condition of his stake-out place just gave me the lols.

HIS degenerating appearance gave me even more lols.

Poor Yamazaki.

I actually screamed in surprise the first time I saw this because I immediately realized Yamazaki will soon be dead.

Thank goodness Hijikata only physically broke him.

The moment where Anpan mentally broke him.

That angelic face.

Yamazaki really is a cutie. I honestly didn’t care about the actual stake-out or the criminal siblings, I was just happy we were spending a whole chapter watching him do his job. Of course Hijikata dropping by a few times just made the whole experience even better.

SHIPS TALLY:

HijiYama: even Yamazaki pointed out how too close Hijikata was. The fact that Hijikata is his sole contact person upped the shippability quotient. I mean, that scene where he woke up with amnesia about the last couple days...that’s the stuff of doujins. Grant it, he was probably passed out from being beaten to a bloody pulp, but there could always be a cuter, sexier take on it.

Disclaimer: Gintama is not only about shipping. Gintama is hilarious, clever, exciting, poignant, heart-breaking, loving, brilliant, and just so freaking amazing.  It is only due to Sorachi-sama’s generosity that I can enjoy Gintama on yet another level, the shippy level, and I am forever grateful for that. GINTAMA IS LIFE AND LOVE.

10/22/2017

[metalpop]

CHIAKICHAN !  /  [ @synthxsizxr​ ]

“ Ibuki-chan! Ibuki-chan! ” Chiaki calls to her musical friend with great excitement in her tone; she was almost always chipper, but her otherwise generally calm attitude meant that it was rare for her to get so worked up. Without hesitation, she takes Ibuki’s hand in hers, having figured she would be the type of person who would find this sort of thing fun.

“ It’s drizzling outside, and there’s lots of puddles in the cobblestone! Want to go out and play with me? ”

 The  cry  that  emits  from  the  colorful  girl  is  almost  completely  inhuman,   a  cat’s  yowl  rather  that  resonates  from  her  chest.   Her  voice  is  a  loud  boom,   as  expected  from  someone  with  the  title  of  Super  High  School  Level  Musician.   There’s  a  flare  in  her  magenta  eyes.   There  she  is,   already  fired  up !   Time  to  go  SUPAH  SAIYAAN !

❝  KYAAAAHHHH !!!   Ibuki  is  so  super  duper  TRIPLE  honored  that  a  cute  girl  like  CHIAKICHAN  is  asking  her  to  play  with  her !   Uwah,   don’t  you  hear  that  PUH - PAW  -  PUH - PAW  in  Ibuki’s  chest ?!    Her  heart  is  going  a  mile  a  minute !   Any  more  cuteness  from  the  SUPER  DUPER  idol  herself  will  make  Ibuki’s  heart  explode  into  heart - shaped  confetti !  ❞

In  short,   she  says  yes.