jimmyglubs
jimmyglubs
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jimmyglubs · 4 days ago
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jimmyglubs · 4 days ago
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jimmyglubs · 4 days ago
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worrying is like worshipping the problem
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jimmyglubs · 7 days ago
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keep going
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jimmyglubs · 8 days ago
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Ok I don't want to finish it ahdshjas but I hadddd to make arcane and homestuck crossover!! notes: - viktor and jayce's signs are halves of acceleration rune - viktor is a maid of doom, jayce is a witch of life, mel is a seer of hope - Jinx is a psyonic and in the last sketch she got a lil bit overwhelmed and shocked both herself and Ekko - cait is as weird about dating lowbloods as Equius...
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jimmyglubs · 8 days ago
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close enough, welcome back cuntiest trio in middle earth
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jimmyglubs · 9 days ago
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there are corners of this website where the year is still 2013. and sometimes, on beautiful nights when the veil is thin, you can find them . if you know where to look
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jimmyglubs · 10 days ago
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Did Lady Macbeth successfully utilize "girl power" when she convinced her husband to murder the king thus damning them both to a slow descent into insanity and eventual death?
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jimmyglubs · 11 days ago
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Hate how lighting a candle does wonders to my mood. Like wowwww. Grug like fire? Grug not sad anymore because Fire in Cave? Wow. Real predictable of Grug.
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jimmyglubs · 11 days ago
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[the force of attraction]
I was sketching Mel when 'The Last of the Real Ones' by FOB started playing - this is how I ended up drawing them as Sun-Earth-Moon triptych
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jimmyglubs · 13 days ago
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heart shapes month started guys omg happy heart shapes month
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jimmyglubs · 13 days ago
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you can make nearly any object into a good insult if you put ‘you absolute’ in front of it
example: you absolute coat hanger
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jimmyglubs · 13 days ago
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went to my best friend’s house last night and saw a little plushie dog and plushie cat that had been sewn together down the middle into a two-headed chimera. I said, “did you do that?” she said, “yes, I saved them.”
turns out at her old job when the last two plushies hadn’t sold and became deadstock, her boss told her to cut them up and throw them out. so she cut them each in half, preserved their heads, and then rebuilt them together.
cannot stop thinking about the way these little plushies were approached with the instinct of a Vampire or some sort of ancient god. “Let me save you [turn you into a monster].”
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jimmyglubs · 14 days ago
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I think that “there are some fanfiction that are on par with or better than some professionally published books” and “you shouldn’t hold fanfiction to the standards you hold professionally published books as they are often only written by one not professional writer with no editor” are two statements that can and should coexist
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jimmyglubs · 16 days ago
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Technically true.
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jimmyglubs · 16 days ago
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A bad photoshop will always be funnier than an AI image no matter what
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jimmyglubs · 17 days ago
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I’ve decided that all bats fall somewhere on this horrid little graph I’ve devised. Here are some prime examples of the various Creature Varieties found in nature.
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