#bartolomeo headcanons

[your-neighbor-in-the-northblue]

Being Roommates With Bartolomeo and Cavendish

➼ Word Count » 0.5k ➼ Warnings » None ➼ Genre » Modern AU, Platonic

First of all, Bartolomeo kinda sucks to live with. He doesn't clean, hardly showers, has no problem walking around without any clothes, and none of your neighbors actually like him.

Cavendish balances that out with how polite and proper he is. The neighbors like him a lot more, and he's WAY more hygienic than Barto. He's slightly obsessive about it, actually, and refuses to leave anything out of place.

You'll have to keep your door locked, not because either of them want to cause you harm, it just makes them both feel better to know that you'd be safe if Cavendish's other personality ever came out.

That's another thing that's good about living with them, cause even though they don't particularly like each other, they both adore you and would drop everything if you ever needed help. (they also argue over who you like better)

Both of them would gladly lend you any of their clothes if you ever asked, but Cavendish in particular would beg you to let him fix your hair or give you an outfit. Please.. you can't leave the house like that...

Barto aspires to be a tattoo artist at some point and would love it if you let him give you one, or even simply let him give you a piercing.

Cavendish no doubt has the master bedroom. He might like you, but he doesn't like you enough to give up his dignity. Barto thinks it's stupid and takes the smallest room so that you can at least have a decent-sized space. (it's a nice gesture, but he ends up treating the living room as his second bedroom, so it doesn't really matter)

Barto's room is covered in Strawhat merch, and any time the three of you hang out together, he begs you both to put on their 7-hour documentary. (You've sat through that whole thing at least twice)

Cavendish isn't too much better, though, his room looks like it came straight from the Renaissance, and always wants to watch The Princess Bride, even if he has seen it hundreds of times already.

One of the best parts about living with Cavendish is that he always has expensive cologne and perfume that he'd gladly let you borrow. He's like an older sister in that sense. He also gossips to you about Bartolomeo and his "sketchy friends" all the time.

Most nights with them are usually just the two of them arguing over whether wine or bourbon is the better form of liquor, and you just have to be the strawman in the quarrel because you genuinely don't care that much about it.

If you can't cook, don't worry, Barto can't either, but Cavendish LOVES cooking and will make something for you both every night. Bart likes to complain that it tastes bad but he also doesn't leave either of you any of the leftovers so...

Cavendish often begs the both of you to get a cat, but Barto wants a dog and neither of them can agree on one so you end up getting a goldfish with two different names because neither of them could agree on one. (Bart calls it Laboon, and Cav calls it Ariel)

They're not perfect, but you'll end up getting a lot of stories living with them, so as long as you feel you can handle everything that goes down, you should be fine.

[feet010]

(This is not the majority this is just a good portion of fanfics)

I hate when people don't portray a character correctly in a fanfic physically (unless stated in title but I'm talkin about canon fics)😭

I hate to break it to y'all, but unless ur talking about pre-timeskip Law (usually said in title). He is NOT a skinny twink emo boy, blud is BULKED UP

Abs made of steel

[honeyshiddendesire]

He’s So Nasty 🫣😮‍💨

*Old author's note: Wrote this awhile back while I was on my flo so I was a horny monster lol!*

*New author's note: Old work from my deleted blog but once again sooooooo hype that I found it again cause the He's So...Series was a banger and I never finished it but now that I found it I definitely have too lol*

This is the One Piece Hunks as some nasty men! I’m listing lots of warnings so don’t come for me saying it’s gross keep going scroll to the next one please ! Some messy kinks up ahead lol 😂

Part 2 of the “He’s So…” Mini series I’m doing

Part 1 “He’s So Mean”

⚠️18+! MINORS DO NOT ENTER! 18+!⚠️

Warnings:

Spit Kink (first section)

Cum Kink (section 2) daddy kink! Mating! Breeding kink! Mating season Drake!! Hybrid sex! Misuse of d.f. Powers ! Biting kink! Slight blood kink!

MENSTRUAL SEX! (For section 3 & 4) Oral Sex While on MENSTRUAL! Serious Blood Kink! Fingering! Bathtub Sex! Pet names! Praise Kink! Degradation! Dom/Sub! Spit Kink!

PISS PLAY!!! IN THE BOTTOM SECTION!! Femdom!! Nasty boy Barto!! Voyeur Kink! Pet play ! Collar kink! Dom/sub!

Characters: Bartolomeo! Monkey D. Luffy! Doflamingo! Shanks! Zoro! Eustass Kid! X Drake! Marco! Gol D. Roger!

Drooling on Him

They all think you look so pretty when you’re a drooling whimpering shell of yourself.

“So messy.” They’d say looking down at you with a big grin so full of pride.

They love seeing you slobber on their cocks, the look of shock when they’re cumming deep down your throat without warning. The feeling so good and the tears you give them as you choke was such a rewarding experience for them.

They were more than mean, they were nasty.

Finding pleasure in the tears that sprung to your eyes from the coughing fit and deep gag your throat gave at the force.

Drool, tears and his spilled seed flowed down your cheeks beautifully, it was like artwork.

Barto

🤍Bartolomeo basked at the cum seeping from your lips making him lick his own before smashing them into yours. Tongues and teeth clashing as he forced his seed down your throat. Saliva creating a cocktail that he couldn’t get enough of.

Hands ripping at your panties so he could get ready to have you hop on for the main event. Barto was a sucker for overstimulating and with how good you looked he needed it right now.

“Spit on my cock again.”

Doflamingo

🤍 Doflamingo’s hand caressed your cheek in what almost seemed like love for such a deranged man. Stopping when he got to your lips, thumb opening your mouth without resistance. “Mmm.” Doffy would hum at your pathetic attempts to swallow his privileged semen.

“I think you know what this means don’t you.” He was calm, too calm before suddenly long fingers shoved down your throat gagging you. Other hand shoving his long fingers in your wet pussy to start a brutal pace. “Mhmph! Do~ffy ”Your moan would break due to the long appendages, eyes rolling from the brush of his thumb on your clit.

“Sorry what was that whore? I couldn’t hear you with that filthy mouth of yours so full.” Doflamingo gave a laugh that sent chills down your spine, pussy squeezing his fingers shamelessly as your eyes rolled back. “Maybe you should’ve swallowed like you were told.”

Luffy

🤍 “Aye~ Mami~ you’re making a mess.” Luffy would taunt as he’d shove the dripping cum and spit back into your already full mouth. His wide smile looking anything but joyful as you gagged around his fingers. Spit and cum falling more for your wicked Captain who pulled you into his lap.

“If your mouth can’t handle it maybe we should try down here instead.” Luffy’s smirk that you loved so much made you whimper around his fingers. Cock pressing the wet spot on your drenched panties causing him to groan with his head back.

One hand quickly moving your panties to the side with an impatient huff. Luffy moved the fingers from your mouth to rub at your cunt getting you ready for his already hard cock. It was practically bouncing to get inside your tight dripping pussy. He couldn’t help but whine at the feel, “I love how wet both your lips get mami~”

Shanks

🤍“Sorry baby guess I couldn’t help myself.” Shanks would smirk at your wrecked expression, petting your head gently as he stood up to tower over your kneeled form.

“Don’t worry I’ll make it up to’ya. Get on the bed baby and I’ll show ya.” Outstretching his hand with a wink you gulped when you noticed his cock twitch. “So… are you ready to be on bed rest tomorrow?”

Taking his hand with a loud laugh and an eye roll he lifted you up. “Okay, big fella! Just cause you wrecked my face, doesn’t mean you can destroy this pussy.” Slapping you on the ass with a light chuckle, “That sounds like a challenge to me doll!”

Zoro

🤍“Open your mouth.” Zoro would growl to see the evidence and scuff at your lack of success. Leaning down to spit in your open mouth making you whimper.

“Wasted it. Now you can do it again.” He’d hiss out making your pussy tingle as his hand stroked his thick cock. “Better not waste this batch. Got it!”

He wasn’t looking for an answer by the way he gripped your hair to push your lips back on his growing length. “Swallow everything this time. You should know when I’m gonna come by now. Guess you’re my dummy cock slut, huh?”

X Drake

🤍“W-wow you actually look pretty cute like this.” Drake would stutter out as his giant hand cupped your face wiping your tears.

“Think you can go again for me?” He’d question crouching down to nip at your ear gently causing you to shiver. “No one else can do it like you baby. You know I like it sloppy.”

🤍Kidd🤍

“You look like a total cum slut right now! It’s insane…but fuck- it’s so hot!” Kidd would laugh at you making you squirm on your legs uncomfortably until he scooped you up.

Winking at your cute shocked expression before he tossed you on the bed like a ruined rag doll. “Okay! Time to mess that pussy up!” Your eyes nearly popped out as he literally jumped on you causing you to shriek, “Eustass-!”

“Fuck yeah baby! Say my name!”

Marco

“Oh what happened little dove~?” His deep voice cooed in your ear when he crouched down like a tempting song bird, “Can’t handle the medicine your doctor gives you?”

Words of silk wrapping your dirty form made you whimper only for him to shush you sweetly. Finger pressing against your cum stained lips keeping you quiet.

“It’s alright baby bird I gotcha. You did well but I think it’s time for my snack. Don’t you think?”

Gol D Roger

“Aye sorry lass. Could ya blame a guy though?” A boisterous laugh made you glare up with a pout that he only found cute. Hoisting you into his arms for a deep kiss to forgive him. Nearly taking your breath away as his large hands groped at your breast and anywhere he could. Fingers twirling and twisting your sensitive nipples till you were shaking.

“It’s just so hard seeing you get all enthusiastic about it! A man can’t help but get a little carried away with a throat that good.” Laying down on his back he pushed you toward his face with with wink, “Its okay you can get some pay back dear and don’t go easy on me.”

Marco, X Drake & Luffy

The Feral Ones that need to breed you because it’s in their zoan dna. Pulling your hips back to meet every powerful thrust of their thick cock in your tight pussy.

Mark your skin with love bites and playful nips, “Can’t stop baby~ fuck~ you feel so good.” The deep moan they let out made your pussy quiver, moans of your own pleasure following behind. Nails like claws keeping your body in place, legs pushed back for mating. “Have to fill you!”

“Need to fill you.” They practically growl as they bite into your neck. “Yes yes yes! Please cum in me!” They’ll have you screaming out for their potent load. Whether it’s in you or covering your body like a piece of art, you beg for it. “You belong to me-every inch of you.”

Load after load they’re filling your slutty pussy like their own personal cum dumps, no care in the world.

For the ones that can shift… trust me they’ll shift for sure.

Marco would use his heat to burn your clothes, talons to hold you down or his wings to shield you from public touches. Smirking as you sit on his lap wrapped in wings of fire, “She’s just cold.” He would say smoothly, not an ounce of wavering.

Really he just couldn’t contain the need to breed your cunt every chance he got. Especially with his brothers flirting with you just to make him jealous. They thought it didn’t work because of his casual expression, but your creaming pussy behind his shield like wings would beg to differ. “Better keep it down, yoi~”

Marco knew his deep voice sent chills down your spine, further playing into the cold scenario. Forcing him to pull you further down onto his girthy cock, wings wrapping tighter like heating pads. When he’s painting the inside of your cunt white, he warms you inside and out making you whine.

Taking the little noise you let out as an opportunity he will taunt you even more, “Awe~ must have a fever birdie~. I should take you to the infirmary and give you a proper check up.”

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Drake using you as his custom little fleshlight during his mating season leaving you like jelly. “Fuck you’re pussy’s all mine! All mine! I’ll fuck you so full you’ll have no choice but to carry my kids.”

Teeth sharper than a humans biting at your neck drawing small drops of blood. Hushing your whimpers away as he sucked on the mark, kissing it softly after. “Shhh~ I know you can be a good mate for me~ take daddy’s cock like a good girl okay.”

Your cunt stretching along with his body growing, no choice but to take the monstrous cock for breeding. “Such a good breeding hole baby~” Drake can definitely get carried away when it comes to his cum, filling your belly till it bulges.

Rearranging your insides with his girth till your body went numb covered in spit and cum just how he liked you. Different positions till he has your legs thrown over his huge arms with your back against his scaly chest. Lifting you like a pocket pussy onto his cock till he had you squirting again.

Zoro, Eustass Kidd & Doflamingo

When bloodlust calls and they need to see their hands stained with blood that’s from something other than death. Your pussy sensitive, dripping from your monthly & mixing with your cum.

“Red looks good on you.” Their taunting voice rings in your ears, but you’re to far gone to care. Bolts of ecstasy shooting throughout your body from where his fingers curled into your soaked sex.

“Oh fuck!” You scream out arching your back, your breast pressing against his rock hard chest. Hovering above you like a powerful lion waiting to devour you.

Slowly descending down your body leaving you a shocked yet turned on mess. “W-what are you doing !?”

“Just trying to drink some red wine.”

The smug grin he gives before diving into your red ocean has you panting but ready for his wicked assault. “Shit~ Now that I’ve had you I’ll never get enough.” Moaning into your messy cunt making your shiver and scream. “Mmm~my messy girl~ fuck!” The vibrations of his deep voice against sensitive pussy had you cumming with a loud moan.

“G-gonna cum!” You cry out to them but the lust for your mixed cocktail is to much. The taste so different and intoxicating they have no choice but to make you cum multiple times more after that.

“Can’t get enough of my dirty girl~” His voice a teasing coo as he leaves a stained kiss on your thigh. Fingers dipping into your pussy for extra pleasure to join in on the fun.

You were so overstimulated and he was to pussy drunk to care about the mess. But oh well that’s what soap and water is for you can just burn the sheets you or toss’em no biggy.

Shanks & Gol D. Roger

The ones that just wanna help ease the pain by fucking you nice and slow. The loud squish of your extra lubricated pussy and the bath water making you flush from the lewdness.

“You feeling okay baby?” They’ll ask you softly with lips kissing along the side of your neck, fingers massaging your tender breasts.

“Yes! Please don’t stop~ it feels so good~” You whine out as you push yourself back onto his cock. Water from the tub warming your exterior with his cock heating you inside.

“Oh baby girl I wouldn’t dream of it.”

Strong hips fucking up into your cunt making you moan loudly, “Yes right there!” Eyes rolling back as the hot water and skilled fingers worked away the soreness.

Rubbing your lower back and hips till you were moaning with pleasure. Moving down to open your legs to make room to play with your clit. “No mess you make can ever be as bad as what I’ve seen love. You’re perfect doll~ so be good and cum for me.”

You scream out their name like a wonderful siren, drawing them further into your enchanting trap. “Thank you thank you~”

“My pleasure my lovely queen of the Red Sea.” Though they treated you like royalty during your monthly you weren’t completely safe from their teasing. Making you flustered beyond belief but that was life with a pirate like them.

Bartolomeo !!

The nastiest of them all, the one so pussy drunk he doesn’t want you to stop riding his massive cock. The one obsessed with the degradation you give him when he begs for it. Begs to be showered in your yellow liquids.

“E-ewe that’s so dirty! Just lemme get up real quick! I’ll be right back.” You say in disbelief trying to stand up from your cowgirl.

The look in his eyes is nothing but hungry lust, frenzied as he claws at your hips, “Yes! Yes Y/N! Fuck! I’m so dirty! Please! Please baby!”

You can’t lie, the relief you got from peeing was rather refreshing. The reward was good too when he picked you up in those strong arms of his to carry you to the bathroom. Fucking you senselessly in the shower till you were sobbing.

“Such a good nasty boy for me! So ~So good!”

“The best! Fuck! Only for you baby.” His sharp teeth pulled back in a wide grin that made your pussy clench. Biting into your neck and moaning when you squirt all over him.

Or !!!!!

When he walked in on you peeing and instantly got a hard on. With a man his size there was no covering up the reaction he had seeing you tickling away. Swallowing hard and slowly sinking to his knees like some kind of dog crawling towards you.

“P-please keep going…I wanna watch.” The puppy dog eyes he gave you had you biting your lip in contemplation. A pleading expressive look in his eyes for a front row seat of your private show. “Please Y/N~”

You swallowed hard and started to pee when his words caught you off guard again. “Open your legs a bit more baby.” His hand coming to gently rub your knee in reassurance.

Opening them a bit more slowly, you kept peeing, sighing at the relief you finally got from holding it. “Shit-that’s it baby.”

Long tongue coming to lick at his sharp teeth in hunger, “Fuck!” He cursed shakily when you finished. His eyes practically sparkled when he looked up at you with excitement.

“C-can I watch you again later?” With his position kneeling on the floor before you you couldn’t help but think he’d make a cute puppy.

That little spark inside you flared up and you couldn’t help but lean towards him. “Maybe I should get you a leash since you beg like a little puppy. Wanna be my little bitch boy and watch me pee again?” You smirked as he let out a moan.

The hand that gripped your knee clutched tightly as he spoke, “Watch it baby~ don’t make promises you can’t keep. You know I like it nasty.” He finished with that wicked toothy grin you loved so much.

[bbyjackie]

𝐒𝐏𝐄𝐄𝐃𝐈𝐍' 𝐂𝐀𝐑 𝐆𝐎𝐈𝐍' 𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐓𝐘 𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐑𝐀𝐈𝐍

do they trust your driving? one piece + driving feat: like the whole one piece cast lol

(header by gh2ting)

you think you're a passenger princess? nah, you're a passenger survivor. these delusional ones that think you suck at driving and always make fun of you when you're behind the wheel, but the moment it's THEIR turn to drive, it's like y'all are in GTA. and you can't even call them out on it cause they actually think they're like an F1 driver and will not take ANY criticism.

ace. kid. LUFFY. buggy. roger. FRANKY.

nervous smile on their face whilst they're GRIPPING the car seat so freaking tight. listen close enough and you can hear the nervous chatter of their teeth. they don't have the heart to tell you to stop the car, but the moment you swerve a little too fast you best bet they're opening that car door and walking the rest of the way there.

chopper. CORAZON. vivi. bepo. ace.

absolutely does NOT trust you. you wouldn't even be allowed near the wheel, but if you somehow manage to convince them, they would force you to stop mid way and switch because there was no way they would let you even NEAR the highway. also type to act like a parent teaching their kid how to drive. every two seconds they go 'SLOW. SLOW DOWN. YOU'RE GONNA HIT INTO THE CAR INFRONT OF US', even when you're a good five meters behind the car. you both defs start screaming at each other and end up going 90 in a 40.

usopp. IZOU. crocodile. NAMI. sabo. iceberg. lucci.

the BEST person to drive with because they are patient and don't mind if you accidentally take a wrong turn. will give advice whilst driving like 'okay make sure you turn on your indicator'. if you get stressed out, the coax you to pull over on the side of the road and will help you calm down before encouraging you to drive again. pls they are literally the only people you can trust to get on the road with.

robin. LAW. mihawk. marco. rayleigh. jinbe.

will not hesitate to tell you that you suck ass but will help you drive. it's all good with this drive if you can take a couple of insults because you eventually do get better with driving if they're with you. you might get your feelings hurt a little though.

LAW. nami. rayleigh.

you're not driving, they are. the whole time you guys will be arguing with each other cause they have NO chill and will lean over the glove box to turn the wheel or honk the horn with absolutely no warning. absolutely the worst people to have as a passenger because 90% of the time you're gonna be late to your destination cause you got into an accident.

kid. DOFLAMINGO. shanks. crocodile. BOA. perona. LUFFY. ace.

they don't tell you that you suck at driving. even when you don't slow down for a speed bump and they end up getting a concussion. they're too preoccupied with your feelings and don't want to hurt you. so cute of them but this just means that you STAY sucking at driving. everyone gets concerned when you guys show up and they have a nasty bruise protruding on their forehead.

SANJI. bartolomeo (only if ur a strawhat lol). ace. brook. yamato.

calm ride but you're never getting there if you ask them for directions. it's kinda on you for trusting them.

zoro. aokiji.

[mochiajclayne]

Can't stop giggling on the headcanon of Bartolomeo and Cavendish arguing about Law being a potential partner for Luffy. Bartolomeo is against the idea solely on the premise that he can't stand Trafalgar's guts but Cavendish reiterates that Law is hopelessly whipped with the way he's willing to die with Luffy if the inevitable happened way back in Dressrosa. The entire Straw Hat Grand Fleet is so done with them. LMAO.

[st4rpiece]

“they’re cute”

SFW

multiple characters x gn! reader summary: how they would react to you finding someone else cute CW: none just fluff

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in pure disbelief that you find that person attractive. might even question your ability to see

“did the definition of cute change?”

sabo, ace, zoro, franky, koby, katakuri, law, and killer

laughs thinking your joking, crashes out once they realize you aren’t

“wait you were being for real?!”

sanji, kidd, luffy, usopp, barto, yamato, amd shanks

finds some way to make this about them

“you said i was cute too, was that a lie?”

sanji, cavendish, buggy, doflamingo, kidd, and barto

murders that person, your compliments are reserved for them

“tell me love, who do you think is cute again?”

mihawk, crocodile, doflamingo, kidd, killer, law, kaidou, and hawkins

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still working on nipple piercing pt. 2 (nsfw), will get that up some time tuesday 🙏.

just thought of this and i had to write it down before i forgot/lost interest :p

hopefully you guys enjoyed this as well !!

kidd oneshot (sfw)

[rosinantecigarettes]

God bless for the chubby reader <3 we need more representation

Do you mind doing a x chubby reader where y/n likes to make eye contact and smile happily and lovingly often at buggy, law, bartolomeo, and coby?

Basically a no thoughts, head empty reader who is really loving?

💕💕💕Love your blog 💕💕💕

★ ★ NO TOUGHTS, JUST LOVE ★ ★

when the reader likes to make eye contact and smile. (ft. buggy, law, bartolomeo and koby)

content warning: chubby!reader. gn reader. fluff. miserably proofread.

a.n: you're my first request! and you're so sweet dear, ty. I'm not used to writing or reading barto (which is a shame, I like him very much) but i tried. i really hope it attends to your request! xo

𝐁𝐔𝐆𝐆𝐘

wbajshwhajsh this man will yell at you "S-STOP DOING THAT!!" dont stop.

in general he's a flustered and blushing mess anytime you do that.

he be yelling at his crew and you're just there. staring at him, and when he turn to you and look into your eyes you just smile.

or or!! he's doing his makeup for the day and you stop what you doing to admire him, he will "demand" you to stop, but the blush on his face tells everything.

he's super shy (new jeans rizz)

𝐋𝐀𝐖

surprisingly doesn't get flustered. at least not visibly.

like yeah you're very super cute with those chubby cheeks and your toothy smile and all but he's not flustered. he just smirks back at you.

he thinks that you're really adorable tho he wont admit it. maybe someday...

turns out as a competition with himself to make YOU flustered.

which, of course, he achieves without much effort.

𝐁𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐎𝐋𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐎

this man... if you want to kill him congratulations, you did it.

he's a simp for you even more than he is for luffy (if possible) so when you do that, he's a crying and happy man.

will kneel in front of you when you smile at him, almost yelling how sweet and loving you are and how he dont deserve a lovely soul like yours.

just hug this man and kiss him and shower him in your love. he may definitely cry more.

𝐊𝐎𝐁𝐘

(HE'S SO CUTE!!) everytime you do that his face turn as pink as his hair, and as he tries to say something you just kiss his cheek. (I love the idea of teasing shy men. help me)

he's always so embarrassed by that, have mercy.

he loves seeing your smile but he cant keep eye contact with you.

will tell you that you look cute when smile while he's blushing and looking away. (whsjsbhs I love him sm)

[pyre-sea]

Guess who’s watching Dressrosa and rediscovering my love for Bartolomeo

:)  I love him so much, I want to pick him up and shake him. 

[pinejayy]

➤ Sharp Teeth || One Piece Men

- He dragged his tongue along the soft skin of your body, sharp teeth brushing against your chest and stomach. “Please…Y/N…may I?” He pleaded, as he dragged his kisses all the way back to your neck. “I just need a little taste..” He keeps pleading…and all you could was nod and he immediately sunk his teeth into your flesh making you cry out. Blood dripping down his chin and to your shoulder. “Mm so good…so good my dear.” He moans softly as he continues to stink his teeth into you more further. Tears roll down your face, and he quickly wipes them away with his thumb as he continues to taste your blood. “Shh…it’s okay I promise to make it up to you dear.” He said and pulls away, giving your wound a few licks before crashing his lips against your lips. He immediately shoved his tongue into your mouth. Tasting your blood. After a heated Makeout session he pulled away with a string of saliva. “Now..Dear Y/N. Allow me to make it up to you.” He whispered against your ear and his hands trail over your body and soon after kisses and small bites made their way down…

|| BARTOLOMEO the cannibal <33

- Strong hands held you in place so you wouldn’t move from his lap. His scarf was thrown across the room and you couldn’t help but blush as you saw his face, your eyes roam around every detail especially his intimidating teeth. “God please may I kiss you? I promise to be gentle…please. I’ve been wanting to taste your lips ever since you’ve been mine.” He pleaded. You couldn’t help but blush at his words but at the end you nodded. And he didn’t waste any time before placing his lips against yours. Immediately melting into his kiss, you close your eyes getting lost into the kiss. And as the kiss got heated he couldn’t help but bite your lower lip softly, asking for permission to which you gladly granted and you slid your tongue into his mouth. Both tongues meeting each other for the first time and it was pure bliss and as the kiss got heated he was lost into the moment and he accidentally dragged his teeth along your lower lip causing it to bleed to which he pulled away and started to panic. “I’m sorry! I didn’t mean too! Stupid teeth!” He began to mumble under his breath, and you immediately stopped him. “Hey it was an accident it’s okay dear.” You say and lick off the blood. “I’ve never mentioned this but this is a perfect time. But have I mentioned that I have a thing for sharp teeth. And I was wondering if you could…” You were quickly cut off with his lips against your neck, sharp teeth brushing against the skin making your shiver…oh boy.

|| charlotte KATAKURI <33

- Muffed cries were heard around the room, currently your back was pressed against the wall. Strong arms held you in your place as he forcefully sunk his sharp teeth into your shoulder. Tears steam down your face, but that didn’t stop him. He was obsessed with the taste of your blood and he didn’t bother of asking for permission after all he was your captain and he didn’t see why he needed to ask for permission. Struggling only made his teeth sink down even more. “Good…so good. Human blood is always so much better.” He laughs and pulls his teeth out and watch the blood pour out from your wound. He leans in to lick more of the blood making you whimper. “Good human. You actually managed to stay still. Well not completely still but better than last time.” He laughed out and moves away. You were panting, and shaking like crazy. “Weak human is about to pass out.” He laughs and suddenly you were about to fall forward until he grumbled under his breath and caught you before your body crashed against the floor. “Come human. Rest…you need it.”

|| ARLONG <33

[strawberriemarswrites]

Ok so this isn’t for me it’s for my wonderful friend Pepsi. what if bartolomeo biting hcs… 👀

@thepepsislvt Come get y'alls juice

Biting Headcanons w/ GN!Reader/SO - Bartolomeo

Mostly NSFW (18+) - 252 words

Love language is bite. Full stop.

You’ll be minding your own business and he’ll just come up and nip your ear, or your neck, or if you’re working on something he’ll steal your hand for a sec and bite the inside of your wrist.

Just. “Hey you usin’ that” and then doesn’t wait for an answer. Chomp.

He leaves hickeys all over you. Some of them have scabs from when he punctures skin.

The majority of those hickeys are on your thighs, but his favorite places to bite are actually the neck, shoulders, and hips.

In the bedroom he’s always doting on you for how good you taste. Doesn’t matter if you’re freshly showered or a sweaty mess.

(And more often he catches you in the latter state — after a heated battle he’s still full of adrenaline and dying to get his teeth into you.)

He also likes dragging his teeth over your skin, pressing down enough to draw blood. Most times it’s surface level, but the deeper scrapes he leaves on your hips and thighs.

More than once Barto’s bitten down HARD on your shoulders when cumming. Like deep enough that if he’s not real careful letting go, he’ll tear flesh. He already keeps some first aid on hand but he’ll pull out all the stops on the aftercare when that happens: warm washcloths, antiseptic, super snuggly cuddles, the works.

He also heavily encourages you to bite him back. He wears all his bite marks and hickeys from you with pride.

[abysscronica]

One Piece: you x canon - hc & scenarios

This is a post meant to collect all the asks regarding potential reader x canon character scenarios. Feel free to ask for headcanons or honest opinions on whatever scenario you may have in mind - just remember that I'll keep things as close to canon as possible.

Charlotte x reader: impossible romance (special focus on Katakuri) - posts: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

One Piece fantasy AU

intro (link)

setting (link) (contains description of other AUs as well)

Bartolomeo's role (link)

Bartolomeo: link

[thoraeth]

Nevermind the blorbos Headcanons

[One piece punk band AU/modern AU] Part 1, Part 2

Characters: Ace, Bartolomeo, Franky, Buggy, Law

Barto's the guitarist, Ace is the bassist, Franky plays the drums and Buggy shrieks sings

They stick together because of their contract but they fight a lot, threatening to leave the band every other day.

You're the band's personal assistant and every time your phone rings you regret all your life choices.

Ace looks calm and composed but he's the wildest one when it comes to partying and getting wasted. His pockets are always full of not-so-legal stuff.

He was dumped ages ago but never got over it. The fans fall for his sad boi soft smile.

Bartolomeo is the most skilled musician out of them all, he studied music and is a huge music nerd who's gonna charm/bore people with endless lists of niche groups and genres.

When he talks about his nana and his tattoos, everyone goes feral over how cute he is.

Buggy is all over the gossip pages either for being a prima donna or destroying something (it was Ace). He loves the attention and free clothing.

Some days he's cold when meeting fans: he knows he's not pretty nor talented, why would these people care? They just like his fame.

He texts you at 4am, asking to add random things to the band's expenses reports. He's actually trying to confess he likes you but chickens out every time.

Franky doesn't care about fame and drama he's just in for the chaos. Videos of him shouting "super" are a viral meme on tiktok.

He met Nico Robin on tour and married her on a whim. The two of them ranked #3 on a famous "weird-but-cute" celeb couples poll.

[plagues02]

One Piece - Misc Queer Headcanons

Pride Month 2024 - Day 22

Vivi is a lesbian

Corazon is agender and uses he/it pronouns. It is also omnisexual with a masc lean

Helmeppo is on the aroace spectrum, and he’s gay.

Koby is on demi aroace, and he is mspec with a masc lean.

Bartolomeo is gay

Yamato is a canon trans man who uses he/him. He’s also on the aroace spectrum and is bisexual with a masc lean.

Kiku is a canon trans woman who uses she/her. 

Izou is gay

Ace is trans masc and uses he/they. He’s pansexual

Deuce is bisexual with a male lean

[wildheartsalwaysburn]

working on new HC for OP men...idk how long it'll take but i try my best <3

[dreamy-cinnamon]

Pansexual one piece character headcanon (to be uploaded '3')

Nami

I know many see nami as lesbian. But It may just be me I don't see her being totally attracted to women but men too in clear for me it's: nami with everyone. Except sanji(and other creeps) :)

Katakuri

I mean who wouldn't like that man ?

Bartolomeo

Why not

Sasaki

Because I said so

Who's who

Not totally sure for that one but I still feel him as pan

If you disagree it's okay just be respectful. You're allowed to use these but credit me please

[cebwrites]

Haunted House Reactions (Katakuri, Bartolomeo, Paulie)

gn reader, masc reader (paulie) word count: 0.5k

Katakuri

Honestly? The staff might be more scared of him than he is of them

You adore Kat with everything in your being, he’s your heart and soul, but yeah, you see why some people (weak bitches) would be frightened by his appearance

He loves coming along but sometimes has to wait outside because not many places are built to accommodate folks the height of two storey houses

When he does get to go in, he’s excited to be there but most people wouldn’t know because Katakuri doesn’t let it show

The actors have a hard time scaring him because, frankly, who can?

He’s great and holding (carrying) you throughout if you’re scared though, or a perfect fearless counterpart to accompany you if spooks and ghouls are your thing

He’s 100% accidentally frightened strangers accidentally just by existing there and kind of blending in with the props/actors 

”Why is this one so big?! He’s chasing us too, gyaaaah!!!” (When poor Kata was just going with the grain)

Bartolomeo

Makes a big show of ‘protecting’ you from all the scary monsters, isn’t actually scared though

He’s a little bored but he likes proving that he’s a tough guy to you so that arm is definitely around your waist and he’s walking like a caricature of a yankee 

It’s pretty easy to spook him honestly, but it has to be you who does it, because Barto isn’t expecting it (oh, the betrayal!)

The one scare that does catch him off guard is gonna make him shatter glass with how high he screams (it’s something innocuous, like a spider he thought was fake on his shoulder but turned out to be real)

Equally as likely to get sidetracked in a conversation with one of the staff talking about how cool their makeup is as he is to get into a fistfight with with one if he thought they were eyeing him (or you) the wrong way

Can’t take this man anywhere istg, at least he’ll treat you to ice cream later to make up for it

Paulie

He’s a MAN’S man, he’s tough as nails, he’s-- quaking in his boots.

Paulie doesn’t get spooked by a lot but what does scare him makes this man shriek and cling to you

Then immediately pretend like his grown ass did not try to climb you like a tree

Paulie’s got his pride to protect and he wants to protect you, his man, too - but that means you’ll have to deal with him being a little bit silly for a bit

Overcompensates for every single sound he makes in response, putting his arm on you and proclaiming that there’s nothing in here that would scare two big strong guys, like yourselves

This just spurs the actors on a lot of the time because it’s funny to make these types of guys squeal

Honestly Paulie makes it much harder on himself by doing this than if he just let himself be scared like a normal haunted house patron

100% would not be surprising if you had to carry him out bridal style like the babygirl he is