#KEEP YOUR HANDS TO YOURSELF.

[quartergremlin]

D-2, I love angst!

not very angsty, but i was possessed by a vision of mama-bear mikey

[tkfluff-fanatic]

MARKIĆEVIĆKA.

[silverfoxphil]

grabs you hits you eats you bites you grabs you grabs you grabs you

[keepthetension]

it's been days since wandee goodday episode 05 but i keep thinking about how this guy?

ended up finding someone who cares in the same way

[uncanny-tranny]

"The only person who can save you is yourself, don't rely on anybody else!"

Actually, what has saved me is books and my favourite video game and my cats and my friends who I've shared late nights and too-early mornings with and the dew-covered grass I walked on on the way to a competition bus in ninth grade band and the sunburn that kept me out of school for days the month prior.

I understand the viewpoint of how you are ultimately the person who can save you, but don't discount that you aren't an island. You aren't meant to be your sole savior. Let others save you, too. You are worth the care and love the universe has for you.

[sea-lanterns]

Mmm imagine the genshin women's reactions when they see their constellation imprinted itself on your tummy after your first time with them😖

They'd be so shocked, happy and over the moon when they pull back to see that they've marked you as 'theirs'. Just imagine their eyes glazing over at the sight before a wide grin spreads across their face😞 then they shower you in a million kisses, kissing the mark and mumbling sweet nothings against your skin🙁🫶 imcrying,iminlovewithyoursillylittedelusions.

I’m so happy you love my silly little delusions because I just wanna be marked up by the genshin women badly 😳

I feel like many of them would get turned on even more when they see that they’ve officially “claimed you.” Some of the more animalistic women are purring/whimpering and leaning down to lick the mark now embedded in your skin, all the while praising how good you were for them and letting them choose you as their lover.

Also for the sillier women like Hu Tao, Beidou, Amber, Navia, Yoimiya, etc. I can see them blowing raspberries into your stomach where the mark is, and tickling you to show their excitement 🥺

Gosh I love women!

[amid-fandoms]

ok that’s it i’m cutting that hand off

[gentoo-official]

Disability: *disables*

Me: "But that doesn't make sense, I should still be able to do things."

Disability: *disables*

Me: "Surely it must be an excuse, there must be a moral failing on my part."

Disability: *disables*

Me: "I will seek no further help for fear of outing myself as a good-for-nothing, clearly worse than hell and worth a million deaths forever."

[greencarnation]

I went to an Ilan Pappé talk yesterdays - I really recommend his books if you've not checked them out already. He's arguably one of the worlds leading experts on Zionism and the "Israel"-Palestine conflict, so obviously everything he said was great, but what I want to highlight:

Someone asked him if he thought the protests and petitions and calling you reps and shit would work, and he said no, it never will. It's still important to do that but the powerful will never surrender their power to the powerless just because they ask for it. Asking the UK and the US to cut ties with their imperial outpost in the Middle East is like asking an animal to gnaw off it's own limb - it won't do it unless its only other choice is dying completely.

So who does have the power to put a stop to this, we asked. The working class of the imperial core. That's us, and we are the most powerful people in the world right now, because this war machine can't function without us. Movements like this can only be built from the ground up, so stop looking to the government and start looking to your community. We need to make it more unprofitable to support Israel than it is to cut ties with it.

This is a call to action. The people HAVE the power, and we have to use it. Yes, that's you. Contact your trade union, your workplace, your school, your church, your university. Your friends, family, any connections you have. As many people on board as possible, with one goal: shut it down. Take direct action now.

[your-fuccked-up-dad-volume61]

You wanted a stalker boyfriend yet when I sent you your own coordinates in your messages, you call me a freak? Here I was going to show up at your doorstep with the heart of the man you looked at today.🔪🌹

[shit-people-probably-didnt-say]

Jesper: A drunk guy went up to Wylan at the bar and full on grabbed his ass, and based on the look Wy gave him I was expecting him to say the most rude things anyone has ever said only to watch Wylan deck him right in the face

Jesper: It was amazing

[rebouks]

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[merakiui]

Child?!? SINGULAR? Nonono that won’t do. Jade already said we’re having twins 😫 plus do you really think he’d just stop when he could have a big family

Oh, he is such a family man!!! orz he's that annoying guy with the wallet full of pictures and he takes every opportunity to pull it out to show anyone who asks (most times they haven't asked) because he wants to dote on you and the children. He loves the idea of family and, admittedly, becomes much too greedy after each pregnancy. Magic helps make it possible and not nearly as strenuous, even more so if you do it the mer way, and he'll always have your best interests in mind when it comes to your health. <3 he just likes being a parent and making you a parent and having you depend on him to protect and provide for you when you're so gravid.

You'd think they'd have to tell Floyd to keep it in his pants, but it's actually Jade who is showing up to every family gathering with you, very pregnant and expecting, in tow. orz orz his appetite is insatiable and that doesn't just apply to food. T_T

[carraville-barlowen]

Jamie, you’re genuinely ridiculous.

GET A GRIP (he did) (twice, if you look closely).

[sincerely-sofie]

*Skitters up to you on all fours and drops this in your lap, then scrambles up the walls and onto the ceiling and immediately falls asleep*

Comic time! Lucky wakes up in the middle of the night and has a chat with Sen in this one.

[sanvees]

I'll get it for you.