#Just got him banished

[dcxdpdabbles]

Damian: This is outrageous!

Tim: What's going on, Demon brat?

Damian: Someone stole all my favorite paint brands from the art stores in Gotham! Who would do such a thing!?

Tim: I'm pretty sure they just ran out of your brand. They'll have more in the next shipment

Damian: Don't patronize me, Drake. This was a blatant personal attack aimed at me.

Tim rolling eyes: Of course it is.

Damian: I'm telling you someone is going out of their way to cause enough minor inconveniences to drive me mad!

Meanwhile, somewhere in Gotham

Tucker: Why are you buying all these paintbrushes again?

Danny: I just got my Ghost King unlimited card, which means I can cause enough minor inconveniences that it will drive my twin brother mad. *Evil Cackle*

Sam: This is the first time I've heard of you having a twin.

Tucker: Please don't get him started-

Danny: We were born to inherit the mighty Ras Al Ghul's empire. Sadly, there could only be one True Heir, and on our fifth birthday, we were set to duel to find the one truly worthy of the title. I refused to fight, so I showed up without a sword. My brother did not have such inhibitions and attacked me the second I stepped into the room. I tried my best but could not beat my younger brother unarmed and was banished in shame. Now I wait in the shadows, ready to get back at the brother who turned his sword on me.

Tucker: Here we go. Look what you did, Sam; now he's monologuing.

Sam: But how will buying out his favorite things going to actually do anything for his revenge?

Tucker: *Twirling finger at his temple*

Sam:  I mean, yes, of course; I know he's crazy, but stupid? I just don't-

Damian: *Screams of outrage* WHO BOUGHT ALL THE GOTHAM RED POINT BRUSHES?!

Danny: *EVIL CACKLING* IT'S WORKING!

Sam: Well. I stand corrected.

Tucker: You get used to it. He does something like this at least once a year. Before Damian Wayne came to live with his Dad, Danny would fly out to Nanda Parbat to steal all their lotions. I've learned to let him have his fun. Plus, I get a free yearly vacation out of it.

Sam: Is that where he got the coconut and kukui nut oil lotion he lent me? My grandma loved it, and it helped a ton with her eczema.

Tucker: If you want more, Danny has twenty-five crates of it.

Danny: Come on, guys! We have to get to Gotham's aromatherapy essentials before Damian! Let's see him try to meditate with stall air now! MA HA HA HA .

[potatobugz]

Doubt

[animentality]

look at my normal human interest in blue lock as displayed in my normal adult human bedroom.

I am so normal and casual about it, and Bachira specifically.

I definitely do not have plans for more.

[rotteneldritchhorror]

I’m sorry but the entire time Max is out after season 4, Eddie is working on making her a cute little battle jacket with cripplepunk, arcade/gamer and skater patches (with a couple patches from Californian brands kindly donated from Argyle) and some cute embroidery done by Nancy

[ttrpg-smash-pass-vs]

Jubilex, Lord of Ooze. Makes slime, summons slime, controls all slime, and is an incredibly corrosive slime constantly expelling poison. Can also restrain, of course. Here's a fun fact, despite what everyone seems to think, Jubilex is one of the most knowledgeable and intelligent creatures in existence. He knows the true names of the eldritch gods and thier goals, the true nature of the Abyss, and when desired can move with near unrivalled strategy. Creatures that even demon lords dare not speak in the presence of, and Juiblex reads them easily. None of that matters because he has 0 desire to use any of that. He hates politics and conversation and pretty much anyone that isn't a slime. Has no need for the power, he's happy to just roam his half of a domain and chuckle as he eats things. Just him and the oozes that feel happy just from being around him. He's older than any god or eldritch horror because he's stayed out of every conflict, just chilling with his slime friends. If you managed to pull this off...I mean, you'll be a legend just from getting him to like you enough, let alone if you survive.

[starryeyeddreamer21]

god Alastor au

Before earth and even before angels God made powerful beings to join him in heaven they were even closer in his image than humans giving them the title gods (lowercase g).

Alastor was one of these beings. He wasn't the most powerful or the smartest but he was a trickster god (think Loki) so he was crafty.

So when God decided him and his siblings were too powerful Alastor came up with a plan that would save himself.

He made a deal so God would take his soul instead of his life.

Unfortunately for Alastor he didn't get to keep his freedom. He was locked up.

Heaven was expanded, angels were created, then earth, then humans.

Alastor was locked up long until after Lucifer fell and another angel took his place. An angel named Emily.

Emily was curious and while exploring she managed to find Alastor in the darkest corner of heaven. She didn't understand who he was and so they started talking.

Alastor was shocked at how much had changed since he had last seen light. He was excited too. Evil? In the world? He wanted to be out there with it.

So he waited. He bided his time, getting closer to Emily and gaining her trust. He would teach her magic so she could eventually let him out but he actually started to like her too. It had been a long time since someone was so genuinely nice to him.

Emily would also keep him updated on current events. One day she showed up seeming unnerved and told Alastor that God was gone. Apparently no one knew where he was and he would only (very rarely) talk to Metatron.

This was music to his ears. This would make his approaching escape much easier.

Finally he decided Emily was ready to help him escape. The spell was difficult and drained her almost to death. Alastor healed her the best he could but she would never be the same.

He could see the betrayed look on her face and when he apologized he really did mean it. He didn't want her to get hurt it was just the only way.

He left, sparing only a second to grab the small radio Emily had gifted him when they'd been invented.

He made his way to earth and he loved it there. The chaos and sin was perfect for him and he could get away with anything.

Unfortunately heaven came after him. He spent a good 30 years on earth before he had no choice but to run or be caught.

The only place he could go this time was hell.

[piowasthere]

follow up to the priv post

i don't have much to say, i love the way this turned out tbh

so yeah, new designs, i might make smth w/ them who knows

[latenightsundayblues]

How fucking stupid do you think Hoffman felt when it was his turn to record the tapes and move Billy's mouth in sync with the audio

[nyxypoo]

you wake up one morning and think that a few more minutes in bed won't hurt, right? you don't go back to sleep but you're still curled up in the sheets, eyes shut as you stay warm. and it's peaceful, until you feel and hear the blanket being moved around and a panicked whisper of "but she's sleeping right next to us," when you decide to crack one eye open. just to see takiishi keeping endo pinned to the mattress with his forearm on the other man's upper back, takiishis other hand pulling endos pants and boxers down together in one go. neither of them notice that you're awake yet, endo just trying to keep quiet to not disturb you while takiishis more focused on sliding his dick between endos cheeks for now. until he chooses that's not enough and fucks him. right next to you while you're 'asleep.'

[mr-bugs]

hey guys (falls over dead like a roach)

the fish is a regretavator oc btw :3 will post them and anotjer tomorrowwww

[toastingpencils37]

Well.. uh... if you think about it... you guys technically weren't ready for what did come next because of him in a way

[here-there-be-drag0ns]

If i had a nickel for every time my comfort character was a child soldier who was told the titan/titans of his world had big plans for him and he determinedly upheld the values drilled into him by the one(s) who raised him until his worldview was violently shattered as a result of a simple mistake that was technically his guardian's fault even though he got blamed for it and he had a small fictional creature emotional support animal named after a food and discovered the existence of clones of himself made with the intention of creating a better version of him i would have two nickels

which isnt a lot but its weird that it happened twice-

[mrs-bluemarine]

omg pls pls pls tell me about ur oc f/o 😭🙏🫶

SOOO like I mentioned his name is Francis :) I'm still working on his last name. I've been meaning to make a master post about him and the people he works with but I'll faff about him specifically here ^^

He lives in the city Golden Bell, working in the Earth District with a small team of other officers to protect people and such. He's got a pretty face and he knows it, acting cocky and full of himself, being a flirt just to get his way sometimes.

He's working really hard in hopes of getting a promotion and becoming an officer in the Heaven District. All the kids look up to him and think he's so cool for this, but they don't know that he's only doing this for revenge. His childhood left him cynical and blood thirsty, and he's looking for payback on someone who had a hand at making his life shit.

Originally he was just another self indulgent oc for me teehee. We all know men in uniforms are hot. But like he's got lore and shit now!! It's a bit tragic so maybe I could make another post about it with proper warnings. I'm having fun coming up with a story for him and the rest of the officers :)

[microwavetoaster-selfships]

Yes but one of the grand things about having Finn cook for me is that I don't have to suppress my autistic need to know every little ingredient inside of a food or dish because I can just endlessly ask him the question every five minutes or as needed.

[moeblob]

Flit (ginger) finds an injured, stray cat and is like "aw poor little guy... let's see if my sister can help you" and so he takes the injured black cat to Fleet. Who is then "I have no idea how to heal a cat" and turns him into a human, heals him, and is ready to turn him back into a cat but then he's just "WAIT IF IM HUMAN I CAN HELP YOU! LEMME BE A HUMAN! I WANNA HELP YOU!" and Fleet looks to Flit who shrugs since it's hard being the only assistance to his sister. So he proceeds to name the guy Eureka and now Eureka refers to Flit as "master" and Fleet as "mistress".

And obsessively tries to help them. But he also talks a lot at times and Fleet gets frustrated and turns him back into a cat as punishment and he sulks off to cuddle next to Flit... who is unfortunately much more patient than Fleet so he's now just stuck with this cat-guy-hybrid obsessed with him. And he doesn't regret /helping/ the cat but .... Eureka is really clingy. So he's just resigned to having either a black cat in his lap or a man looming over him asking "whatcha doing, Master?" at all times.

[knightlas]

“”newly acquired soulsword”” im just gonna start shaking moon knight 2099 until the secrets fall out i think