#Just Taking This Magic Shit at Face Value Huh?

[thesetwoidiots]

Rhodey, during a teatime with Stephen: So... how did you and Tony meet?

Stephen, casually: Our meeting and subsequent relationship was arranged by the Vishanti; more specifically Agamotto, and we are set to marry when Betelgeuse rests in the eastern night sky and compliments the mystic nature of the planets aligning. It is then expected of us to conceive an heir to my powers on the Blood Moon between the seconds after it rises and just before it falls.

Rhodey: So... an ancient being played matchmaker? And expects Tony to knock you up so your lineage carries your title?

Stephen, cheerily: Essentially, yes.

[atsadi-shenanigans]

Feeding Alligators 53 - Goblintown

Goblins, spiders, and the necronomicon. Peachy.

On AO3.

The brainworms can mind-whammy some of the goblins so hard you pull a jedi “we absolutely do go here” shenanigan on them. The worm slams your brain into one of the archer goblins up top of one a them houses, and before you can even think about it, you feel her mind quiver, and then accept your power.

But then the brainworm does something. It twitches in your skull. The human brain ain’t got no nerve endings. It’s impossible to tell exactly what happens, but it’s like something in you winks out. A star in the galaxy of your brain just goes dark. Something alters. Something is gone.

And you can’t remember what.

“I knew these tadpoles could be advantageous,” Astarion says, all but rubbing his hands together in glee.

You rub the side of your head. Meet Lae’zel’s stare. She holds your gaze, and then deliberately narrows her eyes.

She knows. The brainworms can influence people. But there’s a cost. And you don’t even remember enough to know if it was worth it. It did get y’all past the gate without having to shoot somebody (oh look, more bodies lying around, even if they are mostly bones), but you don’t like it.

The goblins mention a camp further up the road. But y’all do a bit of poking around before y’all head that way (y’all are looting). In an herb shop, y’all find a basement. And a secret door inside that basement.

Which leads to a bunch of reanimated skeletons, some kind of magic mirror Karlach puts a rock through, and the apparent resting place of the motherfucking necronomicon.

You stare at the ugly damn thing as flames whoosh behind you. Damn thing went up like a gasoline barrel after you picked the thing up. Y’all’ve shut and re-locked the door behind y’all, and don’t appear to be anything around that’s flammable, so it should be able to blaze away. Besides, if an abandoned village serving as camp for a scouting party of war goblins goes up in flames, would anything of value actually be lost?

The book looks something nasty. You ain’t sure if somebody cut off the desiccated face of some boor bastard and glued it to the cover, or if that cover is some kinda, like, physical manifestation of a soul trapped between the pages (that thing is skin; it has fucking pores).

You nudge the lump in your cleavage where your soul jar sits.

“Oh, creepy book,” Karlach says, looming over your shoulder. “Please don’t open the creepy book. That thing must be loaded with curses.”

Magical Faerun. Of course there’s haunted books.

“I think it’s locked anyway,” you say. There ain’t no visible lock, neither.

“I could take it off your hands?” Gale says. “I am just about due for another artifact—”

“Don’t you dare.” Astarion swoops in from across the room. Catches your eye and looks away. “We have no idea how valuable something like that might be. It’d be a shame to let the wizard eat it.”

“As opposed to what?” Shadowheart says. “Letting you have it?”

“I don’t see why not. Unless any of you—the wizard excluded—would rather take it?”

“Destroying it seems the best option,” Wyll says.

To which Astarion literally gasps. Only thing the man is missing is a set of pearls to clutch.

And then they look at you, and you look at that book, and you can actually trace faint, dried out capillaries below the ridges of the upper mouth. Withered gums pulled back over yellowed teeth enamel. Holy fuck, that is somebody’s face.

You shudder. “Goblins, druid, brainworms. Divvy all this shit after that, huh?”

Literally none of them like the compromise, but nobody gets an advantage, so they watch you shove the haunted fucking book into your magic bag.

***

So Gale falls through the floor of the place across the street. Lands in another hidden workshop with another hidden passageway—this one just a crumbled wall. Which leads to a cave full of monster fucking spiders.

Y’all—mostly Karlach and Lae’zel—kill the shit outta the things (as big as a goddamn great dane sweet baby jesus). And y’all find more shit to loot. Turns out, other people fell down here or got dragged down here and didn’t have a Karlach or a Lae’zel. And then Astarion’s voice drifts back, all soft and high in a way you know in your bones means he’s up to some shit.

And then Wyll, who tagged after him to keep an eye out, mutters a curse and everybody turns.

Astarion has, in fact, found something interesting. And has, in fact, gotten to it. It’s the whole “chased by a fucking truck-sized motherfucker of a spider” part that’s the problem. So tired, acid-burned, poisoned, and in general overall maimed, y’all fight twenty-goddamned-more spiders and their goddamned Shelob mother.

What y’all get out of it is a purple, glowing rock.

You stare at Astarion, the grinning bastard, as green slime slides down the side of your neck and a glob plops off your nose. Around you are several squashed baby spiders, their guts oozing slowly down the shaft of your whacking stick.

“That’s…what this was all about,” you say.

Karlach is missing a patch of hair. Wyll lost his rapier down a crevasse. Somehow, one of them fuckers exploded and Lae’zel is literally covered in guts (y’all say nothing as she scowls, pops a slimy finger into her mouth, and seems to consider the taste).

Astarion is one hundred percent unscathed. Not a spot of muck, not a single singe of acid. Not even a stray gibblet in his stupid, poofy hair.

“It matches the gems on the book,” he says. “The eyes. I know my way around a lock or two, and this is the exact sort of thing a wizard—”

Said with a tone that makes Gale’s eyes narrow even further.

“—would go mad for. None of the others want it. So why not let me take it off your hands?”

That book craves the soul of the innocent. It really would be best to chuck it down that huge-ass chasm across the floor and be done with it. But…

You don’t owe the man nothing.

But the amputated connection of friendship still tingles with the phantom memory of late-night talks, his cool hands pressing your wrist.

I’d have bedded you twice by now if you were normal.

He’s a grown ass man two hundred years old, and a fucking vampire to boot. If he wants to play patty-cake with the exorcist, let him.

“Sure,” you say.

Astarion opens his mouth to argue. Then it clocks, and so do his teeth when his jaw snaps shut.

You dig the damned thing out, hold it pinched between your fingers.

“Are you sure about this?” Shadowheart says.

The vampire looks from the book, to you. The shadow of a frown mars his brow. Then he straightens. Says, “Really? Just like that?”

You’re sure you look as tired as you feel. “I don’t want it, nobody wants it, and we’re all covered in dead spider. At least make it worthwhile and take the damned thing. Just…don’t open it while anybody else is around?”

He eyes you. Reaches out and takes it all slow, like you’re gonna jerk it back. Or like it’s gonna bite him. You let it go.

“Right,” he says. And stands there. While you also stand there.

Man don’t know how to say thank you. Noted.

“Hey, Eleanor,” Wyll says. He’s over poking around the dead shelob, and he emerges holding some kinda dress. “I think this might suite you.”

***

It’s a robe, not a dress, and it magically adjusts itself over you, stays and all. It’s got embroidery to look like webbing, all of it a soft, silver mint green. And, it turns out, it makes you motherfucking poisonous.

“Be very careful with that staff,” Gale says.

Unlike a lot of the magic here, this one don’t make your staff glow a sickly green or nothing. So whoever you hit with the whacking end is gonna get real sick, real fast, and have no idea why.

You like it. Finally might not be so goddamn useless in combat. Plus, it looks kinda cool in an “evil sorcerer” way.

Karlach grins and makes you spin around. “Nice threads, soldier. Finally look like a proper adventurer.”

“Adventurer” meaning ren-faire attendee, but they’re all crushing it, and standing out ain’t probably a good idea. Just because you’re an uneducated (in Faerun), inexperienced hillbilly, it don’t mean you wanna advertise that.

The others mill about, chatting with each other, cleaning gear as best they can. Astarion has fucked off by himself again to peer at that book—still unopened thank fuck. He looks up, spots you watching, and shoves the book back into his pack. He ain’t mingling with the others no more.

Cause that ain’t awkward at all.

You rub your face.

And have a thought.

“This thing only makers that staff poisonous, right?” you say. Your hands kinda tingle.

“Oh yes,” Gale says. “Even mad wizards have enough sense not to poison themselves. Mostly.”

You stare. “Mostly?”

He smiles. And you really hope that tingle is just psychosomatic.

Spiders dead and looting done, y’all surface up through some well bucket (that bitch must be enchanted or something, cause there ain’t no way a dinky ass rope on a dinkier ass bucket could haul you up, let alone Karlach without bursting into flame).

There’s only one more home that ain’t a collapsed pile of rubble left. The spider fight wiped y’all out. It’d be nice to find somewhere to set up camp, maybe even sheltered from the elements. The goblins seem to be avoiding this one, which—in retrospect—should have been a big, red flag.

But y’all are beat, and survival instincts are freshly squeezed out, so y’all trudge on in to get smacked in the face by the reek of death, blood, and some kinda rancid piss.

And then the ogre takes a swing at you.

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[thessalian]

Molly!Rook vs the Nadas Dirthalen

The Lighthouse, in a bunch of mismatched chairs

Neve: So you've been wandering around and hopping all over the place and something went ... 'clunk'. Why did something go 'clunk'?

Molly!Rook: Found a sort of riddle on the wall over there; moved some statues, got us a music room. ...Can ... any of us actually play a piano?

Harding; Neve: *look at Molly like she's absolutely out of her mind*

Molly!Rook: Hey, just thought I'd ask! Anyway, there were some shinies in there so I'm happy either way.

Neve: Forget 'Rook'; Varric should have named you 'Magpie'.

Harding: That's a myth too. Corvids are actually a little afraid of shiny objects and won't go after them unless they think it's food--

Neve: Myths walk among us, Harding.

Molly!Rook: My tendency for collecting shinies aside ... we gotta find out what's up with Elgar'nan and Ghilan'nain and I do not believe I am talking about my gods like you would about your suspects.

Neve: Same principle. Just ... uglier. Which means a thorough investigation.

Harding: And while we get all our ducks in a row, people just ... die?

Neve: We go in without information, we're dead and no help to anyone. Back me up here, Rook.

Molly!Rook: Oh, right, guess nobody mentioned that the Veil Jumpers mostly let me go because I valued a whole bunch of people's lives over information and shiny things.

Neve: ...I should be glad you're not just a magically talented myth-magpie, but I still prefer by-the-book.

Molly!Rook: Either way it means back to the ritual site. So maybe we can find clues while that ... tentacled thing that's apparently one of my gods tries to eat our faces.

Harding: I like them!

Neve: You would.

And, back in Arlathan Forest

Molly!Rook: Hey! At least it's not raining demons or being actively destroyed! That's kind of a win!

Neve: Erm ... what's that?

'That': *is a bunch of Veil Jumpers getting their asses kicked by uppity armour*

Irelin: I can't ... shut ... it down!

Strife: *wrecks shit up instead*

Molly!Rook: Nice to see you taking a page out of my book, Strife.

Strife: Molly. Or ... 'Rook' now, I suppose. Either way, what did you do this time?

Molly!Rook: You're blaming me for uppity armour?

Strife: Most trouble I encounter is down to you. We lost everything when you--

Molly!Rook: Oh my gods-who-are-wanting-to-wreck-up-the-world-right-now, will you let it go?!? You just valued people over shinies, so you should--

Strife: Wait. Our gods who want to what?!?

Molly!Rook: Yeaaah you might want to hold on to your collective butts for this one.

Later, elsewhere in Arlathan

Neve: Nice move convincing Harding to stay behind. I'm not sure how well she would have managed that hike.

Molly!Rook: Eh, I was mostly serious. I've heard stories; she can take out an undead's eye at a hundred paces while up to her waist in swamp muck; that's shooting I want covering my folks. Now-- Um.

Neve: You feel it too, huh? Does Arlathan always feel this weird?

Molly!Rook: Weird, yes. This weird? No.

Neve: Wonderful. Feels cleaner than blood magic, at least...

Uppity Armour: *comes to life*

Bellara: *takes it down*

Molly!Rook: Irelin's going to want to sit you down and take notes on that move.

Bellara: Oh, you're them! Strife says it's Rook now! Usually while swearing. A lot. Why are you looking for me? I'm not late for check-in yet!

Molly!Rook: And you were just going to stay out here when you know this place feels weirder than usual?

Bellara: Well, the weird did get through my hyperfocus after awhile but then I realised I was stuck in a Veil bubble and you are too now, by the way. So unless we want to explode, we'd better shut it down first.

Molly!Rook: Well, since I like my viscera in my body instead of dangling from trees over a two-mile radius, I will help with that.

Neve: Well, with that incentive...

Several suits of uppity armour and a bunch of demons later...

Bellara: Okay, while I work on this ... I have to ask. I'm a good shot with a bow and everything, but I had no idea you could get that much precision with a ballista! How did you do headshots on falling darkspawn with a ballista?!? And why don't you use a bow?

Ogre: *crashes through nearest wall*

Molly!Rook: ...Oh fuck off. *uses Ultimate*

Ogre: *basically melts under bolt of fire incarnate*

Bellara: .........Oh. Okay. I get it now.

On the way to the Veil Jumper camp

Molly!Rook: Hey, chin up, Bellara! You dropped the Veil bubble and you got your Nadas Dirthalen shiny! All you have to do is give it a bit of a tweak and you'll have all that knowledge you were after! I mean ... hopefully, because that was the voice of someone with a really punchable face, but I guess spirits have to perform their function-- Oshit.

The Veil Jumper Camp: *looks more like a forward camp in a war zone*

Strife: Most of our Jumpers are hurt, missing, or worse, and you come back alive.

Molly!Rook: With another one of our Jumpers, so how about you stop pretending you haven't forgiven me for the map thing and tell me how I can help?

Strife: Well ... you could check out D'Meta's Crossing. That feels like a focal point right now.

Molly!Rook: On it. Bellara, gonna need you to make sure there's a boat.

Harding: I. Am. Going. WITH YOU. This time.

Neve: Rook, will you--? Wait. Where'd they go?

Molly!Rook: *returning laden with goodies* Okay! Bellara, Harding, some upgrades for you, I got to upgrade this spiffy knife I found - never was much keen on the staff, gotta say - and I couldn't afford the helmet but that's for later, I guess.

Neve: Where did you get all that?

Molly!Rook: Went to talk to Amylia. I found some quality salvage while we were out, and some other stuff to trade. Figured we could use the upgrade if D'Meta's Crossing is so bad we're not hearing from it at all. ...What, you thought I collected stuff just because it was shiny?

Neve: ...Pride prevents me from answering that. I ... don't suppose...?

Molly!Rook: Sorry, Neve. No one around here uses quite your level of kit. We ever make that eluvian take us back to Minrathous, I'll take you shopping; promise.

Bellara: You have a functioning eluvian?!?

Molly!Rook: If you don't mind that it only goes between Arlathan and a little piece of ... well, I'd call it real estate, but it's in the Fade, so...

Bellara: You guys live in the Fade?!?

Neve: You know, you tinker with elven artefacts so well, maybe you could get our eluvian working--

Molly!Rook: SURREAL ESTATE! That's what we have; surreal estate!

Bellara: ...I know you already have a Veil Jumper, but ... tinkerables and shinies and they are adorable and--

Harding: D'Meta's Crossing first. Job interview later.

[hopeymchope]

Imagine if Himiko suggested they go back in thine and warn everyone about the future but Shuichi and Maki think it’s a stupid idea

Well sure, because she'd probably be saying they should do it with her temporal magic or something, and they'd be like "Uh-huh. You get right on that."

But y'know, it occurs to me now that - given that the supernatural already exists in the Hope's Peak timeline/universe - maybe it's not completely insane to suggest someone in DR could legitimately have magical power?

(Actually, if we take Korekiyo's execution at face value, there's already evidence of the supernatural existing in V3's universe, too! But... we really can't take the execution sequences at face value.)

Still: Just imagine if the trio is walking around town, somebody tries to mug them, and Himiko pulls some "expelliarmus" shit on the mugger and blows the others' fucking minds completely. :P Followed by: "You mean you could've used actual magic AT ANY TIME?!?"

[growling]

ep 2:

natsume spotted

i feel so bad for ranpo rn......... he's so stressed over always knowing more than anyone else and also not knowing why. the burden of being the most correct person in the room. also you're 14

can i hug him. then pat his 99999 IQ head

"there's something everyone else gets that I don't. i don't get it. i'm scared. it's like the world is filled with monsters, monsters that only I don't understand. im all alone, living in a world of monsters" ranpo has found a loophole to my allegedly low empathy low sympathy brain chat i am in pain someone stop him :(((((....... and then pat his superior head and lick the tears off his cheeks

is this an allegory. for a. something.... in particular........ maybe................ im not gonna say it but like............. yknowwwwwww....................................

now wait until fukuzawa finds out ranpo actually doesn't have any ability he's just that powerful. he'll go into shock he'll have to recover for multiple years

ooooooh wait is he pretending to not know?? so he can make ranpo think that he can control it with the glasses and once he takes them off he won't have to think about it or worry so much. is that what you're doing old man......

oh yeah he is :)))))))) sooooo cool of you fukuzawa since it still works even 12 years later in the present. you fixed him

"everyone is stupid except for you. they are losers and they suck. mere children who don't know shit. they are all IDIOTS and you are gods specialest little princess" "oh they are?? but-" "shut the FUCK up let the magic work you're distracting the spell child. source trust me bro" "what the fuck are you talking abou-. oh wait i see it now...." "yes child. they're all clueless babies that have zero brain this is why they can't despise you its because they're too stupid. dw about it babe" "okay <3 yay <3"

well that was a..... very particular method indeed! i think it fixed him though so it's more than fine

ranpo supervillain laughter let's go boyyy your issues have been cured. it's a miracle

oh yeah thats what i was thinking would happen xDDDDDD >w< he's just now telling everyone else they're dumbass babies. it's ok he can do it. it fixed him anyway where is the problem huh

"i see! you're all babies! the world isn't creepy at all! youre all just stupid little idiots! i have to protect all these silly children!" yes so true

he's been fixed. anyway got to the intro which was in the half of the episode so now im going to sleep and restarting tomorrow its kinda late....... tired...... thx ranpo for existing

im back >:3

rain code chapter 2 moment. the guy looked very punchable anyway nothing of value has been lost

oooooh natsume dissapeared. wonder if fukuzawa knows him yet at this point or not, i mean it looked as if both him and mori knew of the catman but i think this is after he bodyguarded him.......

he turned into a cat and just walked out didnt he

"a detective must be armed" armed detective agency youtuber shocked face thumbnail roll credits

i don't think that was a convoluted explanation. so brilliant ranpo i am cheering and clapping and crying

oh my god ranpo. so fucking cool of you you can do whatever you want forever. go get that audience boy. make it cinematic. start cackling like a disney villain. you are superior to everybody else in this building and perhaps the country. maybe even the world..... "i am the deus ex machina, here to solve the case at the very end of this play! basically, im gifted and a brilliant detective"

stop facepalming old man aren't you proud of edogawa the ranpo. aren't you. he's doing fantastically

AND he sat on the throne. 10/10

whats up Natsume

and he's commanding the police. him living his best life starts now. all of his demons have been expelled he's poggers now

ranpo is just too cool for any of us. he's too damn cool for this world look at him just fucking kill it every second on screen

and yeah the blonde guy was sus. he got suspicious amounts of screentime indeed

"not just any detective, the best detective" so true ranpo tell them!!

blonde guy tried to fake his own death huh?

is he gonna make a youtuber apology or kill himself for real this time

no fukuzawa he doesn't have to know. don't tell him yet shshshshshhhh

witnessing the birth of ranpo's massive fucking ego in real time

its no use fukuzawa lmao youve already said he's gifted there is no going back. he's not gonna listen for about 12 more years get used to it. he's gifted now

"if the police are going to suck up to me, now's the time to do it! the ability to solve crimes instantly is a godly power that can threaten the police's jobs. I can't wait to ride in the police car!" I love him. and his little cop simp lmao

ranpo's on that high............ goofy little man........

ooooh the theatre drama's not over yet a guy actually got murdered this time- AND it's a locked room!!! get ranpo over there give him that enrichment

do not tell me ranpo just got in a car with that police officer simp. i do not like the look in that guy's eyes get away from the child. is he trying to like, just get him as far away from the crime as he can so that he won't solve it in time or is this a stranger danger psa

i wonder how ranpo would actually react if he did believe fukuzawa just lied to him these few minutes ago. would he take it well or would he start eating his own organs

anyway 10/10 the hardest episode ever since francis mall adventures

anyway bsd season 4 let's go gamers

ep1:

still waiting for chuuya to get unbooked. notify me immediately once he gets unbooked i can't take thsi

oh hi fukuzawa. put his wrinkles back on ffs

fukuzawa and ranpo flashback episode pretty please??

LET'S GOOOOOOO

oh oda's the assassin?? killer baby

ranpo voice heard my waters are cropped

i do not accept ranpo being the same age/older than oda. i will not accept this. let oda be like. 30+ or whatever

whys ranpo giving me ouma vibes in this outfit

ranpo don't care sunglasses emoji

oh yeah i had the feeling the secretary was the killer from the moment ranpo walked in lmao. now danganronpa execute him

coolest kid you've never met

good for ranpo for getting kicked out of the police after exposing all their shit as a teenager

snitch ranpo we love to see it it's okay if he does it he can do whatever he wants forever he's never been wrong in his life

orphan lore

oh he's 14 now. baby

"well done for today-" "that's it?? you're talking to a 14-year old who lost his parents his job and his future. thats all you got??" yes ranpo go fight for that sympathy points make that old man cry and shake from guilt

he's so sillyyy......... "*2 seconds after walking out the door* help me mister bodyguard i don't have work or a place to stay im going to die" yes ranpo go fight for that house and income pluck that old man out of everything he got (morally correct). i love how it literally works and fukuzawa says yeagh sure every time

with every single minute ranpo is on screen. i swear. with every single damn frame of that guy he gets more and more npd. like. that is a narcissist. you wrote a narcissist and made him the coolest most swag guy in the anime. and that's not even mentioning that guy's massive fucking autism and adhd

is this gonna be like rain code chapter 2 where where-

fukuzawa sweating voice damn that kids a genius and also deeply deeply unnerving why is he so op in the smarts stats what happened in his early childhood to ruin him forever like this

and ranpo's utterly clueless to that too he just thinks everybody else is an idiot or just acting real weird and hiding what they know for some reason.

"ive only just met you so i don't know much but- *lists his entire fucking biography*"

LEAVE THE BOY ALONE YOU KNOCKED HIM OVER FUKUZAWA YOU MONSTER!!!!!!!!!!! YOU WILL ALWAYS BE A CRUEL AND WICKED PERSON YOU WILL DESTROY EVERYTHING YOU TOUCH YOU HAVE NOT AND NEVER WILL CHANGE IN A MEANINGFUL WAY. CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'D DO THIS...............

oh ok he apologized. but can he ever truly be forgiven........

the hat :)

new sonboy acquired

[istanfluffycontent]

Txt when they have a crush on you but tries to act cool and deny it (being a tsundere)

warnings: cursing Masterlist/wip list/things i might do later

Soobin:

not really a tsundere, but i guess he would act like a responsible adult

“it takes skills being a leader of 4, you know?”

but on the inside, he’s like a little boy who just got their crush

i mean, look at you though. who wouldn’t get a crush on you??

so.. he’s conflicted. He doesn’t know if he should stay away from you or get closer to you, ending in chaos

he values you so much he just doesn’t know how to express it

and it really shows, especially when you compliment him

“Hey.. y/n. Uh.. maybe shut up?”

panik

“Wait no! please don’t be upset, keep telling me how much you like my music! START TALKING”

Sends mixed signals and cant keep his muttering in

“y/n.. I love you pabo”

“What did you say?”

“Uh- UH- I sai, y/n! I’ll shove you pabo!”

Overall he’s a sweet but salty little shit who is 6′3 needs you around him badly but is scared to show it

Yeonjun:

runs his hands through his hair every time you’re near

he maintains eye contact on purpose with u just to tease you

this boi has high attack but weak defense

If you do the same, he’ll be satisfied but also get really flustered

“I knew it! They cant resist me.”

however, if you ignore it or act annoyed, he’ll be very scared that you might think he’s too cocky

give you nicknames and acts like it’s no big deal

“just because i called you baby girl doesn’t mean anything! why would you even think that, huh?”

prideful bastard cause he knows he’s hot, meaning he has a big ego and needs even more boosting from you

known as the best dancer in txt, he’ll go even above and beyond when you’re there (as if his moves were not perfect and sharp enough already)

when you hang out with others, he gets jealous

so he gets your attention by provoking you

constant resting bitch face around you to hide the fact that he’s head over heels for you

He also pulls risky behavior shits to be in the spotlight

Beomgyu:

He’s so bubbly! How can he be a tsundere? But if he was-

he would try to look extra good in front of you (if that possible)

LOTS of hair flips

he acts distant towards you.. But also wants your undivided attention at the same time

he’s scared he’s scared you won’t like him back

So when you hang out with others it just scares him more, making him wanting to know everything about you and what you did

uses sarcasm a lot with you

“Hey gyu! I saw this recipe for cookies you guys might like. Should i make some?

In his mind, he’s like “Uh- ‘you guys’?? They should be only for me. But yes. Now ask me to make it with you.”

And it comes out as “stop trying to kill me with your cooking”

when members ship you guys together, he’s going to throw a tantrum

“Gyuu, i didn’t know you liked me ;)”

“W-what? You too? No I don’t! I really don’t! WHY ARE YOU GUYS LAughINg?”

That leads to some overthinking and then to confession 

Taehyun:

acts like he doesn’t have time for your shits, but secretly wants you to bother him 

like- a lot

goes to the gym extra often and does more magic tricks just to impress you

And he pants, like, a lot with his sleeveless shirt during work outs or dance practices if your there 

he acts unemotional around you unless you trigger him

Oh and i almost forgot- wet hair and licking his lips 

all of a sudden, he’s not embarrassed to causally flex his muscles i wonder why

he’s also known for being a good cook

when you want a bite, he smirks and teases you

Of course you’ll tell him that it tastes amazing! and now he leaves food everywhere for you to eat

“What? You ate them? But they weren’t for you!”

But the members and you all know that Kang Tae Hyun would never just leave things around like that

“Who were they for then, terry? Your secret lover or something?”

“UH- no- i-.. yeah okay. BUT ITS NOT YOU THOUGH- no- you know what? give me back my food!”

Kai:

Cant really see him as a tsundere but..

Doesn’t want to bother you and doesn’t want to seem needy so he asks his hyungs for advice

They tell him you make you fall for him first, and pay it cool

well that’s not helpful at all

this baby is scared the others will outshine him by a thousand mile

so he acts cold in order to not all for you any deeper but he would literally die for your smiles and praises

actually, i think he would love your encouragements even more than his hyungs

And every time you do, he gives you charming eyes and a sweet smile.. And then attempts to cover his joy up (keyword: attempt)

“Kai! Do you wanna go get food with me?”

“um- no”

You cling to him arm “but.. Why noott??”

suddenly, he’s a bomb of emotions, stream’s coming out of his ears

“OKAY OKAY ILL GO JUST LET GO OF ME PLEASE”

A/n: Thank you for reading and I hope you enjoyed! if you have any requests, please feel free to submit them also here’s some ideas i might do in the future <3

[gizmo1022]

KPTS Episode by Episode word vomit

HEAVY SPOILERS

Episode 1 Aka 

Meet cute? Starring a hot bartender and Mafia boss.

Kinn is a dangerous cocky cutie. And Porsche OMG that open shirt and the CHARM of this boy like sir how dare you and your perfect face @ me like that.

Poor Big this is gonna be a life-altering injury you don't even know but cool action sequence and Kinn is cool as hell.

Yes, Porsche rescue the handsome rich guy you never met from weapon-wielding thugs it’ll open up so many new avenues for you.

Uh peeing in bottles is kinda ew but also kinda cool how he then used it as a weapon…that’s gross-out damage on top of glass breaking,

getting scammed at the pawnshop is a mood, 

shitty uncles, 

cute little bros, 

the first rule of fight club, 

and wtf never go to a second location Porsche! Not that you had much choice but this is how you get murdered, 

Kidnapping the sassy boy, 

fighting dirty…I mean seriously crotch shots and biting?!, 

blackmail-ish lots going on here.

But now Porsche is gonna have a newfound family.

Episode 2 Aka 

secondhand embarrassment galore, 

Porsche stop. Be a good bodyguard please!,

bodyguards are butlers i guess?,

rich snobs, 

point 1 for Kinn for that wasabi drink OMG, 

Just call him William “Porsche” Tell, 

fire hazard-Porsche, 

getting choked by your boss, 

mixing up the rich snobby kid with the help, 

SO many work blunders makes we wonder why anyone thought he was a so amazing and would be a good bodyguard, 

Kinns type is NOT beautiful lady assassin dumbass he's gay, 

drunk on the job and in Kinns arms…this will be a thing huh,

the poor fish, 

Tankhun is magnificent,

 new boss is fun but Kinn is Hotand Hot for you so weigh your options and get your life straight my disaster bi boy.

Episode 3 Aka 

Porsche's training montage, 

Tankhun's STYLE, 

Soap operas versus porn with friends - the debate,

biglittle brother Kinn takes care of Khun, 

Kinns so gay Porsche how are you this dumb, 

Porsches first kill, 

Kinn hates seeing his future baby so upset over being a thug/murderer, 

OMG they're doing the injury care thing, 

Kinn you've got it bad already omg, 

Kinn showing he can be fun too and brings his stlyish rich pals out, 

bonding at the bar, 

WTF Arm that striptease with the drink what happened???,

 KP first kiss cute but kinda dubcon,

Use of music here was great though, 

drunk Porsche can be soooo cute omg he blew the dirt off Kinns hand, 

seconds ago! You slay me sir.

This show gets a plus over9000 for production value and wow KinnPorsche can ACT.

Episode 4 Aka 

Say what you mean dumbass don’t just skirt around shit!, 

kissmiss-understandings, 

OMG the herbal spirits poor Kinn was so confused, 

Spa day and ofc Kinn is magnetically and magically drawn to Porsche's location, 

faceplant faint, 

Pale lipped Porsche at DISNEYLAAAAAND, 

Pete youre too cute, 

Vegas meal showdown and wow that dramatic music, 

No Vegas you cant have Porsche Kinn…er…Tankhun says no lol. 

Auction wth are those glowy crystal ball things???, 

Vegas speaking English again,

Yes Tae he's a hearthob keep telling Kinn so he gets his head out of his ass, 

Also Tae that hair and outfit is smashing,

Porsche drugged by shitty bartender, 

Vegas playing games at the auction, 

noncon with Vegas thankgod it didnt go far,

dubcon with Kinn…but beautifully shot at least, 

drugged Porsche is cute but handsy and bratty…

and listen…Kinn is trying SOOO hard and he’s SOOO tortured but he still shouldn't have done that.

 Be the bigger man asshole.

Episode 5 Aka 

THE AFTERMATH, Porsche you’re literally breaking my heart man you need to talk to somebody,

Kinn take responsibility and say the words! 

What you did to Porsche was wrong and skirting around it wont make it go away!

shut your Korn mouth, 

unfair punishment made me very uncomfortable, 

Perth and Nodt how do you do it??? Be so bad when youre IRL so good, 

although Big is still my love, 

trauma-porsche, 

the bathroom scene was so well done and edited but it broke my heart, 

friendPete giving advice and getting Porsche out of his shell, 

Nope your love life is now very decidedly stuck on THE ONE boys,

No more nameless bedwarmers (or alley warmers???)

dumbKinn is dumb and contradicts himself constantly, 

He’s so jealous but in this cae he’s right about Vegas that fucker,

Vegas drugs and assaults Porsche and has the nerve to hide behind anonymity and be this fakesweet good guyn to him

DumbKinn is also TryingKinn thanks to his dumb heart and Petes advice, 

Lol Jom and Tem ordering Kinn around and insulting him unknowingly had me dying,

and KP are kidnapped again,

That back of the truck chained fight scene was awesome!! Like the coordination and everything i had to watch it over and over and in slowmo,

Poor Big crashed and blames himself now its ok baby i love you.

Episode 6 Aka 

WHEN YOURE LOST DONT WANDER OFF STAY PUT EVERYONE KNOWS THIS, 

ok maybe hide a little because guys are after you but like you knew Chan etc were close so why wander a million miles away, 

but yes wander off so you can have a cute romantic camping trip handcuffed to your crush thats good,

 best episode by far i’m in love and will watch this on my deathbed

Their entire relationship journey redone and sped up in one episode

Start with antagonistic petty squabbles and posturing,

Becsome cute fighting and friendship/helping each other out,

Throw in some deep talks about life, childhood, fears, and dreams…ya know the big stuff,

Teaching eachother skills….well mostly Porsche teaching…and also teasing/flirting,

WTF Porsche with your damn lighter you asshole Kinn should be allowed to smack him for that one.

Random kisses and touches thrown in like theyre (mostly Kinn) trying to fight their love but just cant help it sometimes when their guard is down….like nope cant kiss him except uhoh i did it whoops lets just stop wth

Poor Apo was shivering in that waterfall guys that hug/kiss was lifesaving for body warmth,

Skull freaked Porsche out hes so cute,

Asleep inside the truck and Kinn’s content smile KILLED me thatw as the cutest everrrrr,

Also Kinn’s freaked face when he (stupidly) believed Porsche was poisoned by the fruit was SO cute and concerned,

Also Porsche is right Kinn’s smiles are fantastic and make him SO cute and handsome, 

Moody serious kinn is dangerously sexy but smiling Kinn is cute and fun feeling,

Porsche is always cute. Or sexy. Or BEAUTIFUL that man’s is just gorgeous,

Ok so whyyyyyy did Kinn wait so long to take the cuffs off after the knife was introduced???! 

You really gonna be like “it helped us bond”...your lives were in danger and what?

YES YES YES APOLOGIZE for THAT NIGHT! Be specific YES. 

We love you but that was dubcon/noncon squicky and then you didnt talk and instead punished Porsche and played with his feelings and blamed him

(ok Porsche should never drink anything even water on the job he cant be trusted obv)

...but still dude he was traumatized and you made it worse and you took advantage and if he said he coulnt forgive you hed be in his rights.

Porsche is a brat and dramatic have i mentioned? But the scissors thing was sweet.

I guess the handcuffs and knowing how to get out of the ravine was payback for the lighter???

OMG your love is stunning Kinn…you’d let Porsche go and lie to everyone about it because you love his happiness more than even taking care of your own heart. 

The actual definition of “if you lovehim let him go”,

That KISS was jawdroppingly perfect and now theyre both on the same page about their love finally but then Porsche LEAVES,

Kinn’s little tantrum after was so sad/cute I may have listened to him kicking dirt and swearing a few hundred times. 

And Porsche comes to the rescue only to need saving…like who bodyguards the bodyguard???obv his love interest/person HES supposed to protect.

Sir its his job tot ake the bullets youre making Chan and Big and Porsches life difficult again.

Episode 7 Aka 

obligatory mafia missions and nice action sequences

Hey its Pete from the title song! 

Vegas being a buttface playing with Porsche to amuse himself and throw shit in Kinns face because he just can.

Kinn made an error letting his interest in Porsche be so obvious to Vegas…its a vulnerability to exploit and Porsche gets caught in the crossfire as an innocent casualty to their family drama peacocking bs.

But seriously WHEN did Vegas CLOCK that interest? Because it feels like he always knew….

Kinns pining and jealous ofc and he shows up at the minor fam house just to see Porsche and beg him to come back to him!, 

lots of innuendo with guns and wow they’re such BOYS,

noncon again dude Vegas was gross and not smooth at all with that spill, 

Pete are you team KinnPorsche already?? No because youre surprised in episode 9  when Arm brings it up….so why spy on Vegas and Porsche...did Kinn put you up to it???

someone keep porsche from drinking forever please, 

jealous Kinn being even dumber than his usual dumb. 

but i mean his drunk bf was shirtless in the bathroom with another guy after Pete said theyd basically been flirting, 

can't blame him from being paranoid there but still dude chill, 

BEAUTIFULLY shot romantic handjobs…but handjobs as an I’m sorry for not trusting you and slutshaming you nonetheless.

OKAY THIS SCENE I WATCHED SO MANY TIMES PORSCHE”S FACE IS SO GORGEOUS AND I LOVE HOW SMILEY AND CUTE KINN GETS DURING…

Like dude is really being himself and enjoying it not just physically but EMOTIONALLY,

Like you don’t see that shit when hes with boytoys that genuine.

"Episode 8 Aka 

sneaking around honeymoon period,

Ah to wake up in the arms of your most beloved one in a fucking mansion skyscraper thing with automtaic blinds and room service Porsche youve finally made it.

THE BREAD AD omg Porsche

Like I hate crumbs in my bed….but that was cute and funny.

How are you so fooled Pete you're smarter than that and yet also the innuendo in Porsches line makes up for the denseness of Petes thought process…unless its an act?

Doubted.  

footsie scene why are they pointing guns at the celing and the noises were hilarious

Also Kinn what do you mean whya are they stopping you slammed your hands on the table how are you not caught in the act yet youre not subtle!

smexiness proving they CAN do it all…lovemaking, bratty casual…and now FUCKING.

the CUTEST date…Porsche really researched how to date for this,

The pictures were toothrottingly weets and Porsche was so serious about getting everything right while Kinn was just relaxed and happy to be with him wow

and then it's nearly ruined by a ghostly sighting of a turd, 

Thankfully beautiful lights, music and an underwater kiss saves the day.

How the hell did that guard not hear or see them getting into that pool….the splash….the echo….guard needs to be vetted better.

poor baby scaredy cat Porsche gets booted from movie night,

Only after dropkicking pol ofc.

Tawan is bad nope dont want him.

Episode 9 

Aka No go away i don't like Tawan, 

naughty couch scene, 

at least Tankhun and Big have brains and distrust Tawan,

jealous Porsche for once also distrust him but for diff reasons methinks, 

bless your heart Pete that entrance was the amazing and how can you sleep through THEM what are your dreams gonn be like?,

Ugh ofc Tawan tries to live up to the old Republican motto…accuse others of what you yourself are doing to take the heat off you.

I KNOW KINN DOESNT REALLY CHOOSE TO BELIEVE TAWAN OVER PORSCHE BUT THE TIME BETWEEN THE FRAMING AND THE REVEAL KILLS ME.

I cant watch them confront/take Porsche into custody i die if i try

I HATE these types of misunderstandings and secondhand embarrassments, 

mole reveal,

 KEN/Perth?! NO!

Episode 10 Aka 

FU Tawan, 

and Porsche please stop trusting Vegas you dummy god so lucky youre cute, 

why must my babies fight? No Pete and Porsche you cant!, 

Kinn just tell him the truth and to TRUST YOU! Don’t just drop your gun and let him go hes walking into a viper pit moron,

more kidnapping but this time its the babyest baby, 

bare-armed Kim amd Big parkouring there way to rescue the Kittisawat bros, 

dumb plan Vegas and super dumb Tawan don't you know Vegas is a dick and a player.

 NO BIG NO!!!!!! BIGGGG!!!!! And like…his words show how loyal and devoted he was to Kinn boy oh boy Ken being the mole wouldve really upset him. I LOVE YOU and you WILL be avenged but apparently theres no funeral and only one like two more brief mentions of you, 

asscheeks in the BTS, 

Chay is big mad at his best brother and i guess i cant blame him, 

mole removal including his head, 

What's in the booooxxxx???!,

never trust the barbie doll even though Perth is perfect IRL

bed scene from trailer is gorgeous but also funny and gross….why are boys like that?

"Episode 11 Aka 

Kinns confession was adorable, 

But it puts Porsche in the principal's office, 

Bodygurads aka team KP vindicated, 

VegasPete getting weird and frisky,

IMO if thats your thing fine but idc it squicks me, 

KimChay reveal and breakup thing

Poor Tankhun doesnt know the bomb he just dropped on that little spark of sunshines life.

Episode 12 Aka 

Chaybaby takes heartbreak hard, 

don't let dumb boys make you fall apart and skip out on your dreams, 

though Porsche dropping Chay off was SUPER cute, 

jealous Porsche couldve been handled better like ngl it was kinda awkward, 

can't believe they spied on the boss wth that was too OOC, 

but i'm glad they talked it out and Kinn is really growing up and being BETTER, 

Korn is a lying liar who lies and also hes shit, 

More VegasPete but better-ish…still stockholm, 

RIP Hedgehog my new Fave Character lol, 

Supportive BF Kinn and NOW malewife bread advertisement Kinn???!, 

But he can't cook, 

ALSO I'm sorry but ewwwwww bugs, 

Sonic haired Chay going darkside so Kimm to the rescue?, 

Korn being even more evil, 

old man scapegoat and he was gonna just let Porsche possibly kill him??? 

Yeah that wouldve gone over well…like if Porsche kills the guy and one episode late finds out it was a lie and Korn used the old man to disguise his own actions???, 

Proud BF Kinn wants to startover and my heart is aflutter, 

shit uncle is back with a doozy of a tale and the plot thickens into real crazy soap opera type conspiracy land.

Episode 13 Aka 

Abusive Kan making me feel bad for Vegas, 

also vegas can cook wow, 

Korn is EVIL I HATE him, 

Kinn is reaaaaally growing…trying to communicate and be honest, 

willing to side with porsche and learning when Porsche is holding back just by watching him and waiting for Porsche to be honest and open up to him.

Kinns sooo good now,

Porsche I know it's a tough subject but try to meet him halfway cuz he’s NOT Korn. He's your soul so trust him, 

although Porsche tried to tell Kinn about his doubts once and Chan interrupted, 

not Chan's FAULT but still, 

try again don't drop it and hide, 

Vegas lashing out at Pete after being abused…like stop misdirecting your feelings,

and FINALLY Petes missing Status is taken seriously Tankhun is the only one with brains in tis dumb family, 

Yes Pete tell him off bcuz You're NOT a pet or his dman therapist,

Pete is his own savior, 

Pete Tom Sawyers his funeral and scares the shit outta everyone especially Porsche,

burning money AND the FUCKEN ATM lmao,

Kinn looked SO hot in the funeral scene though omg that shirt and his pecs,

 Pete protecting Vegas from the avenging BFF Porsche except Porsche is no dummy and he’ll get some retribution anyways, 

Kim's got it bad now but pretty music often comes from pain, 

Porsche punches Vegas but still trusts him with shit wth TRUST KINN, 

KiinPorsche before the graves confessing but LOL that introduction…my boss…Porsche is a brat now and forever.

KP confessing to each other properly for the first time in a pool, THE POOL SCENE! And it was way more sweet and emotional than we thought ",

Episode 14 Aka 

FU Korn I don't buy your bullshit, 

Kinn is sooo conflicted but he'll side with Porsche if push came to shove i know it, 

omg the soap opera-iness of this family wth, 

Liar faker coward Korn can't take the consequences of his own actions stop faking it you shithead and die for real, 

love the 3 brothers bonding though, and Kim comforting his big bros. 

Tankhun just being soft and Kinn trying to keep it together for him with all the pressure on his shoulders and hes also sad, 

so baby Kim is a good nong, 

boss kinn can be kinda scary omg…lile…he just shoots dissenters in the meeting like its fucken nothing, 

also WTF is Kan wearing to this rebellion????, 

Chan is king…and…NOOO CHAN NO NOT AGAIN!, 

Vegas speaking english always gets me,

bodyguard batallion but man they lost sight of Kinn fast and Pol got hit but hes ok.

battle husbands spinning around and groping like is a ballroom dance, love t

he FREEFALL english version playing in the fight scene, 

Kinn freaked about losing Porsche more thanabout the gun in his face baby your heart is GLOWING, 

Arms robots to rescue with flare and pizazz, 

Erikaaaa!, 

Like the Vegas Pete thing here and I AM glad he lived but he needs some seriour redeeming to actually get me to like him and them together, 

Pete you're perfect ofc, I hate uncle and Korn idc who did it they both suck, 

also mama are you for real right now? faking it? idk if i trust mama,

wth is going on, 

soap operas again, Porsche as boss in the green suit is fine,

 no longer bodyguard dating but mob boss dating, 

i wanna be on that boat, 

kinn makes drinks with his heart, 

kim pouring his heart out in song and Chay crying, 

Lovely ending but cmon history is written by the victors said by the victorious shithead Korn hes obv still a lying piece of garbage", 

Sidestory Episode 

Aka post camping adventure hospital scene, 

Tankhun you jerk don't you see how sad youre making Porsche, 

lol Pete trying to quiet him, 

And Kinn wakes to the sound of Vegas creepily hitting on his boy, GO and take the flowers with you lol, 

OMG Kinn is so smart scaring Porsche with ghost stories bcuz like Porsche is such a cute scaredy cat, 

CUDDLES! YES. Even though Kinn is hurt he wants to hold Porsche.

[sanchoyo]

@mewscarrafone thank you! 🥺 and... uh. hm. the most roast-worthy about persimmon is. the funny thing is. ...hm.

I...

im struggling to think of things to roast her about. because the thing is. anything 'funny' or worth 'roasting' on a surface level gets a lot more. Sad. upon further inspection? in a way mira and aqua don't necessarily. (not to say they don't have angst but they have funny stuff unrelated to their Sads)

sure, shes lazy when shes at the cafe! haha, how silly, shes always napping around on grape! ...uhh, excessive sleepiness is a symptom of depression. plus the fact shes up a lot of the night because its weird to sleep in a new place. its hard to feel entirely safe there, no matter how nice the humans are. after all, queen was nice to everyone and she still did really awful things...

and she'll own up to being 'lazy' and laugh it off! no problem! then you realize shes a major source of intel, of chimera anima knowledge, and of alien tech, and you realize. huh. she actually..works kinda hard to help in non combative ways... is her self proclaimed laziness maybe. maybe her feeling like shes not doing enough? and mira and aqua are very likely to take her at face value. not to be rude to her on purpose or anything, but they do have their own Things going on so its easy. to just listen to persimmon when she shrugs and laughs and says she hasnt done any work today. easy to nag her a little, and really, who would want pity over nagging? she can handle nagging. the prospect of talking about her problems? no thank you!

I guess its funny she spends all of miras money constantly, until I go. Oh. Well. she sure is trying very hard to educate herself on the earth culture she happened to land around, stock up on the fashion, learn the customs and fads via magazines. buy as much as she can to look the part. assimilate as fast as possible. because thinking of Home is Painful and Everything here is So Different, Right? best to throw herself into this wholeheartedly as a distraction. best to separate herself from the Bad Aliens like queen, blend in, be familiar and nonthreatening. file those claws down, smile with her mouth closed, be casual.

she'll complain that queen is so fake, that she puts up such a fake nice front, then turn around and put up a front herself. of indifference, of nonchalance, of an easy-going normal girl. she doesn't need to, not with the humans, because they'd accept her no matter what, but she just. can't trust that. not immediately, at least. her and mira are opposites, in a way, because where mira wants to shine and struggles to get the kind of attention she wants, persi wants to vanish sometimes, but it'd be impossible to ignore her.

she risked being caught and thrown in a cell, she risked teleporting through space to warn the humans, to help them however she can, as much as she can, then turns around and jokes that shes lazy. that she runs away from her problems.

the funny thing is that she believes it. even though mira and aqua are the earthlings of the trio, born on the planet, persimmon ends up having the most 'humanity'. for better or for worse :)

....

ok but actually its def the fact that shes incredibly aroace in a magical girl story with the regular level of romance thats standard for magical girl stories. theres like 3 diff romance subplots going on and shes canonically considered one of the Prettiest Characters but she Wants That Shit 1000 miles away from her, thanks. and shes seriously side-eyeing everyone whos trying to get together WHEN THE WORLD (MULTIPLE WORLDS.) ARE BEING THREATENED?? HELLO?? PRIORITIES??? Persimmon wants to elbow drop masayume SO bad FR. this isnt roast worthy its actually awesome of her but it is objectively kind of funny just based on the genre. so. worth the mention :3

aqua is so funny shes a robot but she does not have 'artificial intelligence' she has NO intelligence (respectfully and lovingly but its true) shes the group tank so all of her programming is geared towards fighting. if she became a 'real' girl she'd immediately go sign up for pro wrestling or something tho bc she like. does kind of enjoy fighting (but has to hold back a lot bc she is VERY good at Fighting so theres not many ppl she'd feel great about going 100% of her strength on, and has mostly no-kill* parameters in place. so. her ideal fighting would be as a hobby when theres no stakes! bc she hates when ppl are fighting verbally and for the sake of war/destruction, but enjoys physical fighting, like recreationally!) .....but like... if you asked her to do some multiplications or help with calculations on something (because assuming a girl with a computer in her head would be good at that is a normal assumption, I think) she would give you a thousand yard stare and you can hear her internal fans whirring as shes frantically opening the internet in her head to google whatever you just asked as fast as possible. heaven forbid she doesnt have wifi and is outed as having No Braincells 😔

[feza-errata]

Episode 1: Yeah, Let’s Spark the Flame! (Part 1)

The opening shot shows the world as we know it and all of the advancements humanity has made over the years

NARRATOR: The world is a vast and fascinating place. Ever since its conception, it has been expanding and evolving far past what we could ever possibly perceive. The harder we humans try to understand our world, the further we get from its impossible infinity. Humanity is but a small, insignificant speck on the grand scheme of the universe.

The scene cuts to an unstable just visible time-space band out in space as it’s about to burst

NARRATOR: That... is about to change.

The band bursts open and the full intro plays. When the intro ends we see KASAI walking down the street, seemingly devastated by something

KASAI: AAAGGHHHHHHHH!!! C’MOoOoON!!! Why ME!? Husk gets necromancy powers, Cinko can control ice, NAGA HAS FRIGGIN’ TELEKINESIS, how come I’M the one who gets NOTHING?! GOD! They don’t even appreciate the powers they have! If I had those powers, then I could finally achieve my dream of becoming the best hero ever, but NO, the world wants to give powers to people who don’t value them! I swear I’ve tried EVERYTHING! Reciting magical spells, performing ancient eldritch rituals, SWIMMING IN RADIOACTIVE WASTE, all for NOTHING!!! I even became a goddamn SCIENTIST in the hopes that some freak accident would turn me super, but NO, NO POWERS FOR ME I GUESS! Maannnnnnn, why did it have to be me?!... huh?

KASAI then realizes that he had somehow walked into an alleyway with a dead-end

KASAI: W-wait, what? When did I get here?

Chuckling can be heard nearby as three figures step out from the shadows, one big and bulky, one skinny, and another tall one in a trench coat.

TRENCH COAT: A pleasure as always, boys. Meet me back at the usual spot after you’re done with this clown.

With that, the GUY IN THE TRENCH COAT takes his leave and the other two surround KASAI. The BIG GUY is in front of KASAI with his back towards the open street, and the SKINNY GUY is behind him

SKINNY: Ya oughta learn ta keep ya mouth shut, kid! Nothin’ personal, but an easy target’s an easy target.

As KASAI’s backing away from the slowly approaching SKINNY GUY, the BIG GUY locks KASAI in a Full Nelson

BIGGIE: Got ‘em!

SKINNY: Now then, time ta empty those pockets…

As the SKINNY GUY approaches KASAI’s right pants pocket, KASAI lands a swift kick to his jaw. SKINNY is stunned for a bit facing the sky from the sheer force of the kick, but then he slowly lowers his head to once again meet KASAI’s gaze

SKINNY: Alright, kid, I was gonna go easy on ya and just take ya stuff, but NOW I’M PISSED!

SKINNY charges at KASAI while forming his hand into a knife. KASAI lets a cheeky grin out and just as SKINNY’s blade reaches his face KASAI quickly ducks down, causing SKINNY to stab BIGGIE. The back of KASAI’s neck is nicked by SKINNY’s blade here

BIGGIE: Ah! Shit!

Although BIGGIE isn’t fazed at all by the actual pain of the stab, the shock from SKINNY’s knife hand stabbing into him is enough to force him to let go of KASAI

SKINNY: BIGGIE, you dumba-!

As SKINNY struggles to pull his hand out of BIGGIE, KASAI quickly lands a fierce uppercut to his jaw, followed by a double ax-handle to his head, knocking him out. KASAI then proceeds to use SKINNY’s unconscious body as a sort of shield to keep some distance between him and BIGGIE, sort of like how the lion tamer in a circus uses a chair to keep the lion back

KASAI: HA! Is this really all you’ve got?! Even if I don’t have powers, I’ve still lived my whole life like this! It’s gonna take a bit more than a couple of lowlife thugs to take me out!

BIGGIE: Lowlife?! You piece of-!

As BIGGIE gets enraged and distracted by KASAI’s taunting, KASAI pulls SKINNY’s knife out and tosses SKINNY’s body at BIGGIE’s head, knocking him off balance

BIGGIE: -AH! SHIT!

KASAI: See ya later, knucklehead!

KASAI dashes off as BIGGIE tries to compose himself. By the time BIGGIE is ready to give chase KASAI is long gone

KASAI: See? Jerks like those guys are the EXACT reason why Toar City needs a hero like me! I’d be the BEST hero! Way better than that shit-for-brains Knackaman or that damn ungrateful Fahrenheit! They say if you don’t get powers by the time you hit 20 you become a wizard. I don’t wanna be a wizard, I wanna be a HERO damnit! Why is it that I of all people been condemned to such a cruel and unjust fate?!?

As he continues to wallow in his sorrow, KASAI notices a flash of light appear in the sky and quickly realizes that it’s a meteorite about to land nearby

KASAI: *sharp inhale* Now’s my chance- NOW’S MY CHANCE!!! WOOOOOOO!!! YEAAAH BABY!! TIME TO CLAIM DESTINY! LET’S GOOOO!!

As KASAI approaches the crash site, he notices a tall pale guy with short hair just sort of observing the meteorite from outside the crater

KASAI: What!? Someone’s beaten me to it, huh? Well there’s no way in HELL I’m letting this chance slip by too! Not like last time! This one’s MINE!!

The TALL GUY notices KASAI dashing for the crater and they both enter from opposite directions. As KASAI and the TALL GUY are sliding down the walls the TALL GUY kicks off of the wall and dives straight for the meteorite, grabbing it before KASAI even reaches the bottom of the crater

KASAI (falling to his knees): NOOOOOO!!!

TALL GUY: Sorry, but I need this for my novel. What if one day I need to describe the rocky surface of a meteorite for my audience? Surely you understannn…-

The TALL GUY faints and the meteorite rolls out of his hand, showing that he had scraped his hand on the way down.

KASAI: Huh? What are you, narcoleptic?... Oh well, guess that means the meteorite is MINE! Hahaha! Let’s just hope this thing gives me something to work with.

Just then, as KASAI snatches up the meteorite, a small dark figure with long hair emerges from the top of the crater.

SMALL BOY: Hey, you, is that the meteorite that just landed here?

KASAI: This? Yeah, but it’s mine!

SMALL BOY: Ya’mind if I see it for a bit?

KASAI: Wha- OF COURSE I MIND! FINDERS KEEPERS PIPSQUEAK!

KASAI childishly sticks out his tongue at the figure and tugs his eyelid

SMALL BOY: C’mon, I just wanna get a closer look at it.

The boy jumps into the crater, sliding down like KASAI and the TALL GUY did

KASAI: Oh nononono NO. NO. NO! You stay over there! Away from MY meteorite!

SMALL BOY: I don’t see your name on it.

KASAI: Destiny doesn’t write names! Look, I’ve been waiting far too damn long for a chance like this, alright? I’m not gonna give it up just ‘cause some kid is too curious for his own good!

SMALL BOY: Okay, first off, not a kid; I’m 17. Second off, if you’ve been waiting this long to get a power, then clearly destiny has deemed you unworthy of having one. Just lemme see the meteorite, man!

KASAI: Over my dead body!

The loud booming of multitudes of footsteps can be heard rapidly approaching

KASAI & SMALL BOY: What the-!?

Above the crater appears what seems to be a small army of decked out mercenaries, their silhouettes blocking out the sun

KASAI: Ah, fuck…

SMALL BOY: This can’t be good.

Shocked by the sheer number of mercenaries that showed up, KASAI doesn’t notice as the meteorite slips out of his loosened grip and rolls backward

KASAI(shaken): What the hell is going on here?! W-why are there so many-!?

Just then, KASAI trips over a jagged piece of land jutting out of the ground while walking backward and loses his balance. He falls and a loud crunch can be heard as KASAI’s neck lands on the meteorite and the screen cuts to black

32 Hours Later

After floating around in an inky black void for a bit, KASAI’s eyes shoot open as he inhales sharply, springing back to life. He looks around and realizes that he’s in a holding cell

KASAI: A holding cell? I thought I died, what the hell am I doing here? Ah- AND WHERE’S MY JACKET?! Goddamnit, that thing was custom-made! Whoever you guys are, you better not have damaged it!

The GUARD in front of KASAI’s cell jolts awake

GUARD: Ugh, HEY! KEEP IT DOWN IN THERE! I’m trying to get some shut-eye…

The GUARD quickly dozes back off into sleep

KASAI: Such commendable work ethic. You deserve a gold medal.

To his right, KASAI hears a voice come from behind the wall

TALL GUY: I agree with the guard. I need my sleep if I’m gonna be in peak writing condition.

KASAI: Wha- TALL GUY? WHY’RE YOU HERE?!

TALL GUY: I presume for the same reason you and that other boy are here, we were all at the crash site for the meteorite and they’re going to do tests on us to see if it somehow changed us. I, for one, see this as the perfect opportunity to get some premium descriptive details, so shut your loud mouth up and let me get some sleep!

KASAI: I’LL! MAKE! AS! MUCH! NOISE! AS! I! WANT! THANK! YOU! VERY! MUCH! Wait, they took the boy here too?

TALL GUY: Yeah, but he hasn’t woken up yet and I assume that he doesn’t want the first thing he hears to be you shouting at the top of your lungs!

KASAI: Okay okay, I’ll talk a little quieter… 

There’s a slight pause and KASAI clears his throat a bit before asking his next question

KASAI: Soooo… you know who these people are?

The TALL GUY is already asleep

KASAI: Helloooo? Tall guyyyyy? TALL GUY!!!

TALL GUY: Wha- Who- Where- AAG! WILL YOU SHUT UP AND LET ME SLEEP!?

KASAI: You’re not sleeping until I get my answers!

TALL GUY: I’ve only known you for the span of two minutes and you’re already the most annoying person I’ve ever met.

KASAI: Well you’re a writter, you can’t have met that many people.

TALL GUY: How dare you! I only write the most accurate characters that I possibly can in my novels, and in order to do that, I must pull inspiration from an ever-expanding cavalcade of people! I’ve met far more people than you could ever imagine! In fact, I’ve met so many that you wouldn’t even be able to shove them all into a large, upper-class house; and believe me, I TRIED!!

KASAI hears another voice from behind the left wall of his cell

SMALL BOY: Ugh, what’s with all the yelling! I just woke up.

KASAI(smug): Ha! Who’s the annoying one now?

TALL GUY: Oh would you just-

GUARD: SHUT UP!!!

KASAI, the TALL GUY, and the SMALL BOY all recoil in surprise and quickly press their mouths shut. KASAI actually covers his mouth with both his hands

GUARD: If I wake up to the sound of your annoying voices one more time, I’m gonna rip you apart WAY before the scientists get here! GOT THAT!?

KASAI, the TALL GUY, and the SMALL BOY all rapidly nod their heads

GUARD: Good, now just stay there while I… (snoring)

KASAI notices out of the corner of his eye a BLONDE WOMAN in another cell seemingly laughing her ass off at what she just witnessed, but he can’t hear her laughing at all. Her cell seems to have some sort of translucent blue wall in front of it blocking any sound she makes

KASAI: Oh you think this is funny, huh?

The BLONDE WOMAN mouths to KASAI, “Funniest shit I’ve seen since I got here!” while still laughing her as off

KASAI: Yeah yeah, laugh it up. We’ll see who’s laughin’ when I get out of here. No way in hell Imma let these losers open me up.

SMALL BOY: Yeah, I’d rather not be torn open or whatever he said either, seems like too big of a hassle. Besides, if I’m gonna die soon then I’d at least want it to be somewhere warmer than this place.

KASAI: Warmer? What, like a volcano? I’m burning up here, man; this place is about as warm as it gets!

The BLONDE WOMAN stops laughing as a look of confusion and curiosity washes over her face

KASAI: Huh? Why’re you lookin’ at me like that? It IS hot in here, right?

The BLONDE WOMAN mouths to KASAI, “Like hell, I’m freezing! What’re you from Ruchouer(Rush Hour) or something?”

KASAI takes a moment to look over at the Conveniently Placed Thermometer™ and notices that the room is actually super cold

KASAI(surprised and confused): What? What the fuck? How could-... If the-... Whaaaaaat?

KASAI takes a moment to recall all the events that happened from him getting ambushed in the alley up until now

KASAI(mumbling to himself): Okay so I got into that tussle, was nicked on the back of my neck, found the meteorite, got ambushed again, fell on the meteorite, snapped my neck, floated in limbo, and somehow woke up here with a higher body temperature than everyone else… Yeah, I’ve still got no clue what’s going on.

Just then, KASAI starts suffering from a splitting headache

KASAI: Ah, damn! I wasn’t thinking THAT hard, FUCK!

As the TALL GUY tries to sleep and ignore KASAI’s ramblings, the SMALL BOY listens intently, and the BLONDE WOMAN looks on in curiosity. KASAI hears what sounds like an amalgamation of every voice he has ever heard in his entire life talking to him at the same time

???: Grab.... The.... Bars....

KASAI: Grab… the bars?

???: Grab.... them....

KASAI grabs two of the cell bars

???: Melt.... Them....

KASAI: Melt them? I… can’t…

???: Melt.... Them....

KASAI: I’m telling you, I don’t know how to-

The amalgamation of voices roar ferociously at KASAI

???: MELT THE BARS!!!

KASAI: GRAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!

KASAI’s body temperature starts rapidly rising, and soon the cell bars in his hands become so hot they melt. The TALL GUY snaps awake, the SMALL BOY is worried by what he’s hearing, the BLONDE WOMAN watches attentively, and the GUARD is startled into consciousness by KASAI’s sudden roar

GUARD: HUH!? WHA-? YOU! I TOLD YOU TO BE QUIET!

Just then he notices that KASAI has melted through two of the cell bars

GUARD: AND YOU’RE DAMAGING CORPORATE PROPERTY!? NOW YOU’VE GONE AND DONE IT, KID!!!

???: LEAVE! THE CELL!

KASAI’s body reacts before he can even think about it, and as parts of his body morph into shapeless flame he’s able to easily slip through what remains of the bars. His form returns to normal as soon as he lands on the other side

GUARD: Makin’ me earn my pay, huh? Lemme tell you something, kid, there hasn’t been a single successful escape attempt from these cells since I was appointed guard. Not even one. Wanna know why? It’s becaus-

Moving faster than he thought possible, KASAI lands a solid blow to the GUARD’s face and knocks him out with a strong sucker punch. Kasai stands there for a good moment, seemingly in a trance-like state, before snapping back to reality

KASAI: Woah! What the hell happened?

SMALL BOY: Whatever it is, it seems like it’s our ticket out of here. Now get those keys over here and get me out.

KASAI: Oh yeah? And why should I? You’re the one who got me into this mess in the first place! Not to mention, you were also trying to take MY meteorite!

SMALL BOY: You can’t seriously be blaming this on me. They were gonna find and capture you either way, it really didn’t matter. These guys are hoarding potential power sources for themselves, hell, that’s why they bothered putting your supposedly-dead ass in a cell in the first place. They were gonna extract any form of power you may have gained before you died. Clearly they didn’t expect you to come back from the dead, otherwise your cell would have this thing attached to it.

The SMALL BOY gestures to a small, box-shaped device attached to the cell he’s in

KASAI: Well I still don’t see any reason to help you.

SMALL BOY: What reason do you have NOT to help me?

KASAI: 1. I move faster on my own, 2. You’re probably shit at sneaking, 3. I’m less likely to be noticed on my own, 4.-

SMALL BOY: I can pay you.

Before the SMALL BOY even finishes his sentence KASAI is already finished unlocking his cell door

SMALL BOY: How selfless. Anyway, we should get going.

TALL GUY: Wait, a prison break!? H-Hold up, take me with you guys! This would be perfect for my novel!!

KASAI: Nah, I’m go-

SMALL BOY: I’ll pay you double.

KASAI is already opening TALL GUY’s door with a huge smile on his face

KASAI: Welcome to the team!

KASAI notices the BLONDE WOMAN trying to get his attention. Once he looks over, she points to the box device on her cell and gestures for him to smash it

KASAI: Hmm, I dunno, three’s already a crowd…

KASAI looks expectantly at the SMALL BOY

SMALL BOY: What? I don’t know her. She could be in here for any old reason; besides, she’s the only one in here with a muting wall. It’d probably be safer to leave her here.

KASAI: That’s enough for me! Sorry lady, but them’s the brakes!

TALL GUY: I think we should hear what she has to say.

The TALL GUY goes over and deactivates the BLONDE WOMAN’s muting wall. Her crass voice cries out in protest

BLONDIE: You can’t just leave me here, that’s not fair!

KASAI: Who said I cared about being fair? This is a prison break, I gotta look out for myself!

The SMALL BOY quickly gives KASAI a light jab while still staring at the BLONDE WOMAN

KASAI: A-And these two… I guess.

BLONDIE: C’mon, you’re seriously just gonna leave me behind?!

KASAI: I just don’t see any reason why we should run the risk of taking you with us. What do you even have to offer?

BLONDIE: What do I have to offer!? Oh I’ll show you what I have to offer!

With that, the BLONDE WOMAN takes a stance and starts straining as if she’s trying to draw out some latent power

BLONDIE: (shouting) // (more shouting)

KASAI: What is she doing?

A quick, sharp expulsion of electrical energy explodes from the BLONDE WOMAN, dissipating just as quickly as it appears

BLONDIE: (panting) Pretty cool, huh?

TALL GUY(deadpan): It could be useful.//

KASAI(deadpan): Definitely.//

SMALL BOY(deadpan): So we’re taking her with us?//

TALL GUY(deadpan): Yep.

BLONDIE(sarcastic): How reassuring.

KASAI: Good news! You’re joining the escape crew!

BLONDIE: You’re damn right I am! even if you just left me here, I would’ve found my way out!

KASAI: Yeah, sure.

BLONDIE: I TOTALLY WOULD’VE! I’VE GOTTEN OUT OF WAY WORSE SITUATIONS THAN THIS!

The BLONDE WOMAN continues her rant as KASAI turns to discuss his escape plan with the others. The TALL GUY unlocks the BLONDE WOMAN’s cell, then rejoins the other two

KASAI: Alright, now onto the subject of how we’re gonna get out of this dump.

SMALL BOY: Don’t look at me, I don’t know shit about this place.

TALL GUY: Well I only saw certain parts of this place as I was fading back into consciousness, but I do know where they’re holding our possessions.

SMALL BOY: Is the detour really worth it though? I mean, as long as you guys didn’t have anything valuable on you then you should be fine, right?

KASAI: I’m not leaving this place without my jacket.

TALL GUY: They’ve got your wallet and you’re worried about your jacket? (whispering to the SMALL BOY) What’s wrong with this guy?

SMALL BOY: (whispering back) I dunno man, but he’s our ticket out so play along.

KASAI: So what’s the room look like anyway?

TALL GUY: It should have a white door with red diagonal stripes. I don’t know the exact location, but based on the times of the Conveniently Placed Clocks™ I saw, it shouldn’t be too far from here. Only a minute away at best.

KASAI: Alright, then let’s get going!

KASAI runs forward and beckons for the others to join him

BLONDIE: HEY! I’M NOT DONE WITH YOU YET! SLOW DOWN, YOU PUNK!

Time passes as they sneak around for a bit, staying cautious of the guards’ locations. Eventually, they find the storage room

SMALL BOY: Oh! This should be the room, right?

TALL GUY: Yep, this is it. Exactly as I remembered.

KASAI: Alright cool, but now that we’re here… how are we supposed to get in?

The TALL GUY, KASAI, and the SMALL BOY stand there in silence for a couple of seconds when suddenly the BLONDE WOMAN steps forward

BLONDIE: (sighs) I knew you guys would be totally useless, and that’s why I took the liberty of snatching this handy little tool off of that big guard from earlier.

The BLONDE WOMAN shows off the key card she snatched from the guard KASAI knocked out and inserts it into the door’s card slot. The metal door quickly slides upwards to leave an empty frame, and everyone files into the storage room

KASAI: Thank you, blondie!

BLONDIE: I have a name you know, punk!

KASAI pauses for a moment, then his face shows an expression of sudden realization

KASAI: Oh yeah, names! I totally forgot.

TALL GUY: No manners.//

SMALL BOY: Unbelievable.

KASAI: WELL YOU TWO DIDN’T BOTHER WITH INTRODUCTIONS EITHER!

TALL GUY: Didn’t want to tell you my name.//

SMALL BOY: Didn’t need to.

BLONDIE: Alright, we get it, you’re ALL a bunch of idiots. Now can we just get our stuff and go?

KASAI: Fine by me.//

TALL GUY: I’m all for that.//

SMALL BOY: Yeah let’s go.

BLONDIE: AND WOULD YOU QUIT DOING THAT!?

Within mere moments of them stepping inside, the neatly organized storage room is completely ransacked, becoming a total mess by the time they get all their gear

TALL GUY: Alright, well, introductions are in order. I’ll go first. My name is Mizuro Zamu, aspiring novelist. Please refer to me however you’d like.

MIZURO does a small bow before the SMALL BOY steps up and raises his hand

SMALL BOY: I’m Yanzo Hirogiri.

There’s a small pause

KASAI: Oh, that’s your whole intro?

YANZO: That’s all you need, right? My name?

KASAI: Well, I mean, yeah, but you could at least add a bit more flair to it.

YANZO: Don’t see any reason to.

KASAI: ...Ooookay then. My turn!

KASAI places his foot onto a nearby junk pile and imitates that one cheesy superhero pose everyone knows

KASAI: The name’s Kasai Fezatsu, and don’t you dare forget it! Before you know it you’ll be seeing my name everywhere, because I’m gonna be the GREATEST HERO-

BLONDIE: Alright, shuddup, my turn.

KASAI: Oh c’mon! I’ve wanted to say that for so long, CAN’T YOU JUST LET ME HAVE THIS!?

BLONDIE: Nope. Don’t care.

KASAI: I hate it here.

BLONDIE: My name’s Raiko Akemi, so don’t you DARE go calling me blondie ever again or I swear I’m gonna knock your clock off! Got it!?

KASAI: Whatever you say, blondie.

RAIKO: Punk.

KASAI: Shithead!

RAIKO: Dumbass!

They glare at each other with sheer intensity for a bit before throwing out numerous insults at each other, each one seemingly fueling the next

MIZURO: Seems like these two are getting along swimmingly.

Cue outro

To Be Continued…

[m-y-fandoms]

1 Thing I Love & 1 Thing I Hate About EVERY Danganronpa Character Part 1

Part 2

SPOILERS FOR ALL THREE MAIN GAMES

I’d love to hear our opinions as well in the comments or my inbox or DM’s! If you try this trend with DR characters, tag me!

Sayaka Maizono

♡ Her passion for her career and friends.

✘ The way she tries to screw over Makoto when the game had just begun. Like wait and see what happens before screwing over such a great guy? Leon didn’t deserve it either.

Leon Kuwata

♡ His voice actor (English), and how real and human his execution was in that we all would be so scared and irrational. It was just so iconic and sad as it’s our first introduction to the death in this series and we all think: “shit, this is real... they are really killing these kids.” I didn’t think it would be that brutal, just seeing his body limp at the end with the haunting music.

✘ His design is disgusting. I hate how he looks.

Chihiro Fujisaki

♡ So innocent, so kind, so intelligent

✘ Shouldn’t have been killed for such a stupid reason, also they did Mondo dirty with that motive for killing as well. Just a mess. As for the actual character, Chihiro cries right off the bat when you do your introductions and that was kind of annoying to me personally.

Mondo Oowada

♡ He has a lot of respect, understanding and emotions for someone I thought would be a hard-ass douche biker.

✘ The worst motive to kill ever in a game where you know you’re getting executed if you’re found out. Like you’d be extra careful and that’s his reason to kill? Lazy writing.

Celestia Ludenberg

♡ Bad bitch energy and her goth lolita design.

✘ Manipulation and double murder. Bad bitch energy only goes so far. Confidence is different then selfishness. Also, of all the chapter 3 triple murders... the worst motive to kill.

Kiyotaka Ishimaru

♡ Emotions: secure in his masculinity, able to cry, show emotions, and apologize when he’s wrong. He’s funny and likable.

✘ The Ishimondo white hair thing was stupid. Taka was fine on his own.

Hifumi Yamada

♡ Writing takes talent, fan fiction as much as any other style or genre. Also the talent of his voice actor (who also voices Kiibo/K1-B0).

✘ Literally everything else about him.

Sakura Oogami

♡ I love everything about her. I love her wisdom, loyalty, design, voice etc. Just step on me, mother.

✘ Why the hell would she ever agree to be a spy even if it meant the end of her dojo? I just don’t think she would do that rationally because she isn’t selfish. The others would suffer for her spying. She remedies this with redemption in her letter in chapter 4 but still she should’ve said no off the bat. Everyone had something to lose. The dojo wasn’t worth spying for monokuma. Also I just don’t think she would commit suicide. She can’t help the remaining students survive and redeem herself truly if she’s dead.

Kyoko Kirigiri

♡ Bad bitch energy, calm and collected when I could never be.

✘ Especially in future arc of the anime, damn can you show some emotion please? Through your words and expressions not just your actions. Sure she was willing to “die” for Makoto but like I just want more emotion from her sometimes, even in THH.

Makoto Naegi

♡ So pure. I Love Bryce Papenbrook. Makoto reminds me of Sora and I love his design.

✘ In THH I didn’t mind his innocence but in the Danganronpa 3 future arc anime, when people started straight up abusing him and accusing him, he needed to grow a little backbone.

Byakuya Togami

♡ Love my dad, king shit, also love how over the progression of the games and animes he becomes a little more kind to his friends.

✘ Why the fuck did he mess with Chihiro’s body? Just so cruel and disrespectful.

Yasuhiro Hagakure

♡ Funny magic man. Sexy voice.

✘ Please. Please Hiro use your brain just once. Why do we have to prove Kyoko isn’t a ghost?!

Toko Fukawa

♡ Character development in UDG and I love Genocider.

✘ Putting down herself and others constantly gets old in THH.

Aoi Asahina

♡ Love her voice actress and her personality

✘ We really just gonna get everyone killed in chapter 4 huh? Surely you know they don’t all deserve that.

Junko Enoshima

♡ A very memorable villain with great hair and design.

✘ I just can’t stand her. I hate her so much.

Mukuro Ikusaba

♡ Her mercenary background is super cool as a concept.

✘ Too bad it wasn’t explored nearly enough.

Hajime Hinata

♡ Seeing the protagonist be a little less naive, innocent and positive than Makoto was a refreshing change, although I loved Makoto. I liked Hajime’s cynicism and expressions that sometimes just screamed “this shit again, huh?”

✘ I enjoy the way Izuru looks but I hate him as a character. He is sexy to look at but Hajime is just a better character overall

Teruteru Hanamura

♡ His love for his family and mother especially is so cute and heart breaking if you know the full story.

✘ He needs to know when to dial it back and quit with the perversions. And no it’s not just how he looks, Miu needs to chill at times, too.

Twogami

♡ I feel like he genuinely cares about his friends, just hides it well

✘ His death felt like a cop out and poorly written. It just didn’t sit right with me. Also his design is disgusting to me, his outfit and such.

Mahiru Koizumi

♡ Loyal to her close friends.

✘ I just have no interest in her as a character and I find her boring.

Peko Pekoyama

♡ Loyalty. Loyalty is something I value very highly in every form of relationship. Peko is also very hot.

✘ Come on girl... I know how you were raised but you should’ve known Fuyuhiko didn’t think of you as just a tool and you two should’ve expressed your true feelings long ago. Like even in secret. How do you live like this? Also I feel like killing Mahiru could’ve been avoided with a calm talk.

Ibuki Mioda

♡ Cute design, positive vibes.

✘ Cringe sometimes in the way she talks.

Hiyoko Saionji

♡ Beautiful character design and some very good insults and snarky remarks at times.

✘ Just irredeemably mean and annoying. Even when you do her free time events she is just so annoying.

Mikan Tsumiki

♡ I like her design as well as her hair, expressions, sprites and clothing.

✘ I hate her. I just hate her whether she’s in her true psycho form or timid stuttering form. She’s just annoying in my opinion.

Nekomaru Nidai

♡ So supportive, can hold my drink at a party. Respects everyone and wants the best for them.

✘ Bro Mechamaru was a stupid plot point. I just couldn’t stand looking at him and couldn’t take it seriously. Still sad when he died though.

Chiaki Nanami

♡ From chapter 5 of sdr2 on she is impossible not to love if you didn’t already. Just the selflessness, the sadness of the reveal and execution, how she returns to help Hajime at the end???? I love her. I love her hair design, color palette, her personality, everything.

✘ I’m bitter and miserable about her being the only class member to actually die (the despair arc anime) also her falling asleep at random times is kind of odd and she doesn’t seem to be like that later on in the game??? Like it seemed like a cheap joke but not actually who she is? Hard for me to explain.

Gundham Tanaka

♡ King shit, couldn’t praise him enough. He’s sexy, loves animals, and is funny as hell sometimes. His voice actor is a saint and a cool dude and I named my guinea pigs after the Dark Devas (yes I know they are hamsters in the games.)

✘ Come on dude. I get that being from Hell and magic and having evil powers is your shtick, but we all know that you and Nekomaru sacrificed yourselves so the others wouldn’t starve. We know you care about your classmates. There comes a time when it’s time to let personas and facades fade and be true to your heart. I just feel like him denying he cared at the end hurt. We all know he cared. I didn’t like how he was haughty until the end. He deserved better. I love him.

Nagito Komaeda

♡ I love him so much. So cunning and intelligent, always a step ahead. And he’s big sexy.

✘ Him killing himself in chapter 5 hurt me so bad I was like in denial for days. Also hate how Bryce Papenbrook gives him a raspy stoner psycho voice in the game then a light airy higher-pitched voice in the despair arc anime. It just bothers me. I love his voice still but the inconsistency just hurts my OCD

Sonia Nevermind

♡ I love that she’s so interested in her passions and love her feelings for Gundham

✘ Her outfit and bow are atrocious. Also why didn’t she start liking and talking to Gundham sooner on? Their romance bloomed late and it would’ve made for a better chapter 4 ending if they were a bit closer.

Kazuichi Souda

♡ Cool design and outfit, love his voice (also voices Kaito in V3) and his backstory is relatable at times. He’s also very human in that he’s scared a lot of the time or insecure or blames others in panicked situations. It’s not always a good thing but it’s human and realistic.

✘ Gosh he can be so annoying. Sometimes flirting or whining too much is well... too much.

Akane Owari

♡ Strong-willed and definitely someone I would be friends with

✘ What the hell is her outfit? Gymnasts and athletes don’t wear that shit. Stop objectifying her when it doesn’t even make the product or plot better. Like there’s absolutely no point to making her dress that way. I was a gymnast for 15 years. Even those who do parkour (which Akane seems to do more often than actual gymnastics in the anime and game) don’t wear what she wears. Also she’s underrated.

Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu

♡ I love him. He’s the DR character I’m most like out of all the games and anime. Tenko is a close second. I think he’s adorable, love his character arc, development, redemption, and love his voice.

✘ In the anime/despair arc, Fuyuhiko is not done justice. He doesn’t get enough lines, has a different voice actor, just doesn’t give off the same vibes.

Izuru Kamakura

♡ Sexy man long hair good.

✘ Boring character. I wish he were just Hajime.

Kaede Akamatsu

♡ Loyalty and leadership are such attractive qualities in her. Also she faced her death with such class and dignity and I respect her because I could never.

✘ Some of the voice lines Erika does for her are just weird and cringe. Just random moans or grunts... I don’t know it’s like when Ann Takamaki from Persona 5 (also voiced by Erika) makes suggestive noises as well. Just grinds my gears. Also hate her outfit down to the hair pins.

Shuichi Saihara

♡ I love his nasally voice. I love his design and he’s so adorable. I love how emotional and compassionate he can be. He ties with Makoto for favorite protag of mine.

✘ That sprite where he sniffs his hand. And his ugly ass hat.

Rantarou Amami

♡ Sexy man, sexy voice, sexy piercings

✘ Ugly outfit, and wasted potential

Ryoma Hoshi

♡ I respect him and feel bad for his outlook on life and for how poorly he views himself. I love his little hat as well and he’s the first “different styled” character (Hifumi, Bandai, Teruteru) that I liked the design of.

✘ I hate when he says “got a long ways to go,” it’s overused and annoying, and wish he gave himself more credit. Also hate that when you first meet him he warns you that he’s killed people and is dangerous to be around. Come on buddy, you know you wouldn’t hurt your friends. Stop pushing them away.

Kirumi Tojo

♡ Competence, well rounded, skillful

✘ Boring as hell. I wouldn’t waste one free time event on her.

Angie Yonaga

♡ Dark skin, super cute, love her talent as an artist myself.

✘ Gives religious people a bad name and is super manipulative which I hate.

Tenko Chabashira

♡ I relate to her and feel bad when she’s misunderstood. She’s a good person deep down. Also love her sprites.

✘ There’s more cunning, funny and clever ways to write her digs at men.

Korekiyo Shunguuji

♡ I’m in love with this man. Long hair, voice, mystery, mask, intelligence, passion, talent.

✘ He definitely was a victim of abuse and a lot of people refuse to see that and just hate him. Team Danganronpa should’ve given him a redemption arc where he realized his sister abused him and changed.

Gonta Gokuhara

♡ I love his design except for his suit. Also he’s so cute and naive. I cried for his trail.

✘ No need talk like caveman. Better way to do this.

Kokichi Ouma

♡ Like Nagito, I value his intelligence and crazy cunning.

✘ Shouldn't have died. Also shouldn’t have manipulated Gonta. That was just cruel.

Miu Iruma

♡ She has her hilarious moments and her death surprised me and was sad.

✘ Sometimes she lacks basic empathy, i.e. calling Tenko “Tencrotch” when she just fucking died.

Maki Harukawa

♡ Amazing character development. Didn’t see her surviving until the end at the start. Also her love and passion for Kaito.

✘ “Do you wanna die?” gets old.

Kaito Momota

♡ Just the overall best bro you could ever have.

✘ Has some toxic masculinity issues and anger issues.

K1-B0

♡ Pretty much everything about him. His design, his attitude and personality, especially how amazing and cool he is chapter 5 onward, his execution made me so sad. He’s so innocent and funny without trying.

✘ When you do his free time events he’s very arrogant and just talks about himself a lot... it seems odd and not similar to the Kiibo we see throughout the game.

Himiko Yumeno

♡ Super cute design, love her voice and “Nyeh...” and her sprites. Her character development is great as well.

✘ Why did they take so long to make her important and likable?

Tsumugi Shirogane

♡ An excellent and well hidden reveal

✘ I hate her. So annoying, from the voice to the references and her personality.

[giorno-plays-piano]

Yandere alien Bucky x astronaut darling

I find this request very unique! I’ve never actually thought about this before, so thank you for bringing this creative idea <3

P.S. The action takes place in the future.

The Reason

Pairing: alien!Bucky Barnes x astronaut!Reader

Warnings: yandere, obsession, kidnapping, death of minor characters, allusion to breeding and non-con.

Words: 2985.

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When you finally managed to open your eyes, everything was pitch black for a couple of minutes. Your body hurt so much as if someone threw you into a well, then pulled your dead body out, and threw it back in. The oxygen mask on your face felt heavy as hell.

You easily recognized the monotonous sounds of life support system since it wasn’t your first space mission. Damn, what had happened? Did you finally get that significant brain damage Dr. Strange was so concerned about? You didn’t remember blacking out so violently after your last spaceflights. This one wasn’t even your longest.

When you saw the room, you stared at the unnaturally high ceiling that you couldn’t blame on your blurry vision. It just didn’t look the same. Did they move the Adaptation Center to a new building or something? Did Dr. Strange mentioned it before? You couldn’t remember, really. You didn’t think he did.

Despite the fact that you felt weightless, moving your body seemed nearly impossible as you struggled to move your legs. Shit, and there you thought those magic drugs NASA offered you last time were way better than their usual treatments. 

Wait. You didn’t finish your mission. You weren’t returning to Earth yet as you had around 6 more months to spend in space. Had something happened? Did Dr. Str-

Oh yes. Dr. Strange was dead. You still remembered his face when Sergeant Barnes, an extraterrestrial from Theseus-17, had shot him right in front of you.

When you saved them from their greatly damaged spacecraft, it was five of them: Steve Rogers, the Captain, their leader; Tony Stark, the Pilot; Bruce Banner, the Doctor; Vision, the Pastor, and James Buchanan Barnes, the Soldier. All of them simply used human analogues of their true names, but the members of your crew didn't protest: since Theseus-17 was incredibly far even for your highly technologically advanced spaceships, you knew very little of its inhabitants. Apparently, they attempted to establish a good relationship between your races - especially since you had so much biological similarities. In fact, they might be the closest to humans among other species you had ever encountered before, you thought.

Well, it was true, but you failed to see they would use it to their advantage to the fullest.

They were a militaristic alien race with predominantly male population controlled by stratocratic government. Their planet was three times smaller than Earth, but their technological advancement was unbelievable, especially compared to human's: it allowed them to invade several other small planets and colonize them in the past. However, due to some extreme DNA mutations, their female population was declining decade after decade resulting in zero births over the last five years. The Hydrarirans, as they called themselves, were rapidly facing extinction, Steve told you while explaining the reasons why they were so far from their home.

You had a pretty long talk after Bucky had shot Dr. Strange, and Tony strangled Wong. You barely remembered what had happened next, though you could guess you ended up being drugged by Hydrarians. Fuck. Did you send a signal back to Earth? You couldn't tell. Well, you certainly remembered Dr. Strange sending a message about saving the crew of Theseus-17 spacecraft. If you went missing, it would be a clear sign of something going very wrong.

But you still were God knew where. Gradually becoming extremely nervous with each passing second, you looked at the countless wires attached to your body and started to pull, forcefully taking them out of your skin and silently crying - you didn't remember feeling so much pain since the times of your first space mission. Violently throwing away the oxygen mask, you crawled on the bed until you fell to the floor with a loud thud. Shit.

You stayed there for a couple of minutes, afraid Hydrarians would quickly discover what you were doing, but since you heard nothing, you crawled further from bed to a wide glass wall, your vision still blurry. Where were you? It didn't feel like a spacecraft. It felt like you were brought to an unknown planet, and when you saw two red suns shining in the black sky, you realized it was exactly like Steve described his planet to you.

No, no, it couldn't be. Theseus-17 was God knew how many light years away. Their ship wasn't in the condition to fly you there so fast, yours even less so, and you certainly hadn't been put in a cryostasis. However, how well did you know what technology these alien freaks possessed? What if they could be using some teleport able to cover enormous distances? It could easily be an option.

Crawling further to the window, you had finally reached it and touched its cold surface. It certainly looked and felt like a glass beneath your palm.

The black meadows you stared upon were nothing like the ones you saw from a window of the little house where you spent your childhood. This place was wicked, evil. You could feel it in the air as you inhaled that strange, sickly sweet oxygen or whatever it was. No wonder their women couldn't handle living here, and you wouldn't last here either. It was clear what you were brought here for, and even the thought of it was repulsive to you. How dare they? How barbaric were these freaks, intending to use human women as some breeding machinery? If their military experiments made them facing extinction, then let it be, you thought, horrified and disgusted at the same time.

You rubbed your droopy eyes, feeling the wetness on the back of your palm as you tried not to cry, thinking what were your options except to submit silently to your abductors. How were you going to navigate a ship back home? How were you going to steal a ship? Actually, how were you going to leave this damn room, considering that your body was almost unable to move because of the time you spent in space? Recovery would take quite some time, unless Hydrarians had advanced medical support for cosmonauts. You hoped they did, because spending months to recover while staying with these savages wasn't an option.

Huh, it was better to listen to your mom and become a doctor. Now you'd be sitting in your cabinet and listening to concerns of elderly ladies, not being locked away on a planet with no female population. You had hard times imagining what they would do to you if you end up being thrown in a crowd of mad men yearning for intimacy for years.

Rubbing your eyes again, you exhaled loudly. You were in deep, deep shit.

When the white wall beside you suddenly moved to the side, allowing a tall, menacing man in a black military suit to enter, you held your breath, watching Sergeant Barnes walking into the room. You thought of his metal hand with a red star engraved on it - he could snap your neck with one swift motion if he wanted to, though he could probably do it with his flesh hand, too. Certainly, he was both skilled in combat and cybernetically enhanced, so escaping with him guarding you would be extremely problematic. You'd prefer to meet Vision instead of the grim Soldier.

"What are you doing, woman?" Barnes asked as he saw you on the floor with your back pressed to the glass wall, your arms bleeding from violently tearing the wires of the life support system out of your body. Apparently, you didn't look as good as he expected you to.

"A woman has a name." You said sternly, watching one of your abductors marched through the room and trying your best not to tremble. If he was raised in a stratocratic society, he valued power and strong will more than anything else, probably, so you had to pull yourself together.

“I am sorry.” He suddenly said, bowing his head as he stood right in front of you. “If it pleases you, I will refer to you by your name only, Y/N.”

You blinked, your vision still unfocused and blurry - a part of you was thankful for that since you couldn’t see Soldier’s face clearly. You doubted he looked very friendly, despite talking to you with some respect.

“Don’t touch me.” You commanded as he leaned closer to take you back to bed, his shiny combat boots touching your bare leg just slightly, making you shiver involuntarily.

“We have medication to nurse you back to health, but you still need the life support system. Please, do not resist.” Sergeant Barnes once again tried to pick you up, but you grabbed him by the wrist instead, silently staring at his pale face half-covered by that black mask he wore.

The man got silent and froze on the spot, looking at you with a strange glint in his eyes. He certainly didn’t seem menacing or angry, but there was something in him you couldn’t quite put your finger on. Why wasn’t he upset by your behavior? Soldier didn’t try grabbing you forcefully, nevertheless.

Could it be your contact, then? You might be the first woman to touch him in years. Thinking of it, the very next moment you recoiled, crawling away to increase the distance between you two.

Maybe the man was disappointed, but you couldn’t see it with that blank expression he wore as he suddenly sat down on the floor close to you, and then took his mask away, showing you his rather handsome, yet gloomy face. He looked... human, and it truly scared you. 

“I know you think we are a threat to you, but we are not.” He said calmly, watching you. “I will not hurt you. I promise.”

You were ready to laugh at that. “You’ve killed my crew, people who I’d been working with for years.”

“Yes, and I am sorry for that. It was necessary.”

Necessary. What an interesting word he found to describe what he and his comrades had done.

“Don’t you understand what will happen once people from Earth learn about you and things you did?” As he cocked his head to the side, his dark uneven hair falling on his shoulder, you realized he wasn’t scared at all. “We can wipe you out of existence. Even if all of your kind are soldiers, there are billions of us, humans. You aren’t a threat.”

“We are not trying to be one.”

He extended his hand in attempt to touch you, but you recoiled and crawled away a bit further, narrowing your eyes at Sergeant. Whatever he was doing, it couldn’t be good for you.

“Please, do not be afraid. Right now you are the most precious being on our planet, and anyone trying to hurt you will be beheaded at the very least.” 

Of course, you were. If Captain told you the truth, you were the one and only young woman on Hydra. You would be treasured, but you dreaded what they would do to you. Even thinking of it made you face twist in revulsion.

“What makes you think using me like a cattle won’t hurt me?”

“A cattle?”

For a few seconds Soldier got silent, and you realized he was searching the meaning of this word - now you managed to see a strange device on his ear that looked like an old Bluetooth garniture or something. Then the man looked at you with a surprised expression on his face, and you felt an urge to bite your tongue to stop thinking how human he appeared now.

“I assure you, you will never be degraded to such an inferior being. On the contrary, we can give you anything you wish for. I know the status of women on Earth is still far from being equal to men’s, but you are godlike to us.”

Carefully lifting his hand again, Barnes had took a shiny black glove from his flesh arm and showed you his hand with five fingers, spreading them for you to see he was as human as you. For the first time you felt like you wanted to cry, and bit down on your lower lip. God, why? Why did he look just like any other man? Why was he trying to seem kind to you? It would be so much easier if he was hurting you, pressing your face into the floor and binding your arms.

“I swear to you on the name of my mother, I will do anything in my power to make you happy.” 

Apparently, it was some sacred oath, judging by the way his cold blue eyes gleamed, but you weren’t buying it. Make you happy? The one and only thing he could do was letting you go back home, to your own kind, and allow you to forget what had happened above your ship, the image of Dr. Strange with a wide hole in his chest still making you clench your fists.

“Why are you so sure we are a good substitute? If your own women weren’t able to survive here, what makes you think human females can?”

“Because our extensive research proves it. Moreover, a couple of human females have already been living here for several years.” Your face became distorted with horror at his words. “Captain’s wife was even able to give birth to two healthy children this year. They are the first children to be born on our planet in the last five years.”

“Humans will destroy your planet. They will kill all of you when they learn you’re kidnapping our women!”

“We are already in contact with your kind.” Dropping the glove to the floor, Barnes attempted to smile at you, confirming your suspicions he barely knew how to do it. “It is true, you are much greater in number than we are. But all of us are warriors with far more advanced technology and abundant resources. We will be able to damage your planet heavily before you eradicate each and every of us.”

The more he talked, the harder it was to follow - without the life support system, the lack of oxygen was making it harder for you to breathe, impossible to focus as you started breathing heavier, louder than before, but still refused to come back to bed, staring at the man in front of you with disgust and fear. God, it was better to suffocate than stay here with him.

“Do you know we possess twenty times more the amount of Vibranium you humans do?” Crawling closer to you like a spider, Soldier was watching you with both great interest and concern written all over his face. “We also have tritium and plutonium, too, as well as minerals you do not have on Earth at all. We are ready to trade them for something humans have in abundance.”

You were close to vomit, your eyes tearing up as you rubbed them furiously. You tried convincing yourself no one knew you were going to be captured by ruthless aliens. Of course, no one on Earth knew anything about that. There was no agreement between Theseus-17 and Earth to trade women for Vibranium and other resources. It would be direct violations of human rights and...

And it was very likely of humans to do, considering the lack of resources you had been facing over the last couple of decades.

When you started weeping, horrified of the things awaiting you in the nearest future, Sergeant finally reached you, wiping away your tears with his flesh hand. His touch was very subtle, gentle even, as he tenderly pressed his finger to your cheek, feeling the warmth of your skin. His hand was warm, too.

“It’s not true.” You cried, turning your face to the glass wall and leaving wet marks on it. “They’ll come for me... I won’t become s-some shared property.”

“Of course you will not,” he shushed you gently, enveloping you in what seemed like a hug, lowering your head to his shoulder. “You will be a queen to me. I will treat you right, I swear.”

“You?”

Stilling, you bit down on your tongue, feeling the metallic taste filling your mouth as you drew some blood. Concentrating when your brain was lacking oxygen wasn’t easy, but you could still breathe, inhaling deeply, trying to calm yourself. He said something about Captain’s wife, didn’t he? He said she gave him two children. He said you wouldn’t become a shared property.

Dear Lord.

“I won’t be yours.” You whispered through tears, pushing the man’s chest in desperate attempt to keep him away from you. “I’m not your possession. I won’t be yours!”

You saw him frowning at you, his expression growing darker, more impatient, enraged even as you crawled away from him, your legs too weak to hold you. Oh, he didn’t like you looking at him like that when you realized you were given to him like some prize he won in an amusement park.

But Soldier wasn’t having it. Had you ever thought what it cost him to spend years in combat to earn his privileges, his right to travel among the best of the best? Did you know how much time he travelled across multiple universes to find exactly what he was searching for? Huh, you couldn’t even imagine what he felt when the team got coordinates of your ship, when he saw you for the first time on hologram, smiling and laughing at jokes of Dr. Strange.

Grabbing you forcefully and lifting you off the floor, he raised you in the air above his head, making you silent in fear of being smashed against the floor.

“I have fought for you.” He let out a guttural growl like an animal. “I have killed for you. I have earned my privilege to have you, and no one can challenge my right. You are my woman, and you will stay here with me.”

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[hellfire-menace]

San leaves his AU

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San is laying on his couch, watching one of his favorite TV series, but he can't really focus on it.

There was the signiture loud crackle of Sci's portal opening up followed by a knock at San's door not long after.

San got up and opened the door for Sci, "Hey . . ."

"Hey! Woah, you ok there bud? you're lookin a little rough tibia honest." Sci half heartedly chuckles, looking more concerned than anything.

"Yeah, yeah . . . Just didn't really sleep right . . ."

Sci frowned. "What's up?"

"Just feel nervous I guess . . . Overthinking some things a bit . . ."

"You wanna talk about it? ... And do you mind if i come in"

"yeah . . . Uh come in . . ." San let him inside. Sci nods gratefully and steps in. San closed the door behind him and sat down on the couch. Sci joined San on the couch and faced his friend, worry etched into his features.

"So what's eating you?"

"I'm just nervous that I'll see him again . . . I literally avoid going to my brother because he lives near there . . . Like he could be anywhere and i don't want to see him, it's honestly destroying me . . . Like this constant fear and stress . . . It doesn't let me sleep sometimes . . ." San sighed "Nothing here brings me happiness anymore, only our little meetings . . ."

"Oh geeze... I'm sorry... I didn't know you were having such a hard time." Sci reached out to pat San but quickly retracted his hand. He wanted to comfort him but didn't wish to trigger his sensitivities with being touched.

"it's okay i guess . . . Just have to get over this . . ."

Sci sat in silence with his hand folded in his lap.

"Honestly i wish i could just leave . . . Just for a while, take a break from this life . . ." San wrapped his arms around himself.

"I mean... you could? If you wanted you could come stay with me for a little while." Sci started sounding a little excited as he spoke. "I really wouldn't mind, and I could show you my lab." He twiddled his thumbs in his lap, looking at San with a very faint blush on his face.

"r-really? I could?" San' tone of voice is a bit excited too, he seems happy at this proposition.

"Well yeah! ...I mean, but there are some risks involved...." Sci tugged on his shirt collar.

"Like if this universe was to RESET you could get erased from the code... or there is a very small potential when traveling to get stuck in the anti-void between universes. I haven't had that happen yet... but some of the spiders that volunteered for the time that went wrong... when i managed to bring them back they'd... changed... I'm not trying to spook you though! I'm sorry, I just figure you ought to know what you're potentially getting into." Sci chuckled nervously.

San nodded slightly, he thinks for a moment, before looking at Sci, "I want to do it"

Sci's face broke into a big grin. "Oh hell yeah!" Sci looked jittery with excitement. "I haven't brought anyone back with me before! This is going to be so fun! and oh... the data I could collect from this!"

San is smiling at him, he seems happier now.

"Ok um... So! When do you wanna leave? I assume you'll wanna grab some things before we go..."

"y-yeah, uh . . . I should take some clothes, right?"

Sci chuckled, "That would definitely be a good idea. Think anything you'd take on a vacation. Here, I can even help you pack!" Sci jumped up from the couch and held a hand out to San to help him stand.

San hesitantly grabbed his hand and stood up, "you can help me if you really want"

Between the two, packing went by quickly and they both were standing outside of San's house within half an hour. San with bags in hand and Sci fiddling with his portal device, hands shaking lightly in excitement.

"You ready?" He flashes a wide grin at San.

"yeah!"

"Perhaps you would like to do the honors then?" Sci held out the device and made a grand gesture to the button that needed pushing.

San looked at Sci then pushed the button.

There was a whir and a crackle of a portal trying to start but it quickly fizzled out, leaving the two looking on in dead silence.

"Heh... T-This doesn't usually happen i swear." Sci chuckled nervously. He smacked the side of the device a couple times and pressed the button again, a portal springing to life solidly before them.

"so see you on the other side?" San is still looking at Sci.

"Hold up." Sci holds out a hand as if to stop San and kicks a rock through the portal, watching it with narrowed sockets for a second.

"Ahhhh ok yeah we're good let's go." He picks up some of San's belongings, smiles at him, and confidently walks through the portal.

San picks up the rest of his things and goes after Sci through the portal.

On the other side of the portal Sci's setting San's things on a table in a large brightly lit laboratory.

It's cluttered but organized, everything separated in respective groups. And the air was filled with the sound of machinery whirring.

Some of them were plain and boxy with flashing and blinking lights and some of tem were foreboding and alien looking and along one wall several were printing out a nonstop stream of information on paper that was neatly folding itself into piles.

"wow . . ." San is looking around, clearly amazed by what he's seeing.

Sci turns around and looks at San. "Heh yeah there's alot going on huh? Sorry it's kinda a mess right now though... I wasn't expecting company." Sci rubs the back of his skull bashfully.

"it's . . . it's amazing! this is your lab? Like seriously it's amazing" San is excited.

"Yeah, I-I mean, yeah! Thanks!" Sci chuckled, a light blush dusting his cheeks. "It is pretty cool isn't it? Want me to show you around?"

"yeah!"

"Sweet! You can just set your stuff over there... or wherever here lemme show you the most dangerous one first!!!" Sci's grin took on a slight manic edge to it in his excitement.

San put down his things and came closer to Sci.

Sci's standing by a large dark looking piece of machinery with a nozzle pointed directly into a dusty looking glass case He flicks a few switches and it whirs to life, making a loud grinding noise.

"This is a disintegrator ray! Watch this." Sci pulls out a heavy thick board and places it in the glass case with an apple and shuts the door. He looks to San to watch for his reaction and pushes the button.

The surface of the apple bubbles for a split second before imploding violently and leaving a dusty scorched indent in the board.

"No matter, physical or magical can withstand it's force!" Sci flicks it's switch off, halting the grinding noise emanating from it.

"This could kill everyone in this multiverse if it were to explode!" He said excitedly.

"wow . . ." San is clearly impressed.

"Heh yeah, right? Pretty sweet." Sci chuckled. "Let me know if you wanna try putting anything in there."

"okay" San is smiling slightly, He's clearly happy.

"And this one?" Sci bounds over to a plain looking yellow metal box with a simple red button on top. "I got super wasted one night and made it for shits and giggles. All it does is turn anything you put inside it blue for 48 hours. Probably the least dangerous thing here." Sci smiles at it fondly. "It's so dumb and pointless. I love it."

San chuckled, "sounds like fun"

Sci did this for a while, leading San around the lab, showing off different machinery, telling him all about what everything did until he got to the machinery along the back wall printing nonstop. "And these monitor the au's I've visited!"

"Oh, what do they monitor exactly?"

"The timelines, resets, fun value, number of souls in an au... how many people are takin a shit at any given moment." Sci chuckles. "Nah I'm just messin with you on that last one. It's mostly just basic stats and statistics."

San chuckled, "seems interesting"

"Heh well I think it is at least." Sci watches the machine pumping out information for a moment before turning back to San. "But, yeah... this is my lab."

"it's really amazing, how you thought of so many things, how you built them and they actually work" San is still amazed by everything he saw, He's smiling softly.

Sci blushed. "Thanks... ya really think so?"

"yeah! It's just so cool!"

Sci's face lights up even further at the complement. "Heheh thanks. I suppose you wouldn't mind helping me in here a little bit later then?"

"I wouldn't, honestly I would be glad to help you" San is blushing slightly.

"Cool. Cool. Uhmm cool. Heh sorry I'm done saying cool." Sci chuckled nervously.

San chuckled too, "so what now?"

"Well we-" Sci starts to walk towards the table of San's belongings and stumbled, tripping over his own feet.

San caught Sci, "are you okay?" His voice sounds worried.

Sci looked up at San eyes wide and his cheekbones lighting up brightly. "Ye-yeah. Heheh... I'm just falling for you." His mouth clacked shut as soon as soon as he realized he said the flirtatious pun out loud.

"I-I mean-" Sci stammered nervously.

San blushed too, an orange blush dusting his cheekbones, "I . . . i-it's okay, g-great that you're n-not hurt"

"Thanks." Sci's soul pounded in his chest... This was probably the closest he'd been to San ever... What with his haphephobia... His haphephobia!

"Oh! I'm sorry I can stand!" Sci scrambled to stand and rather clumsily got to his feet, brushing the wrinkles from his lab coat.

San nodded slightly, watching Sci to make sure that everything is okay.

"Well as I was saying we could go get you settled in for your stay." Sci continued to nervously adjust his lab coat.

"Sure"

[supercasey]

So I've been playing The Hades Game like fucking mad for the last few weeks, and although I'm not very far in it (at least, I don’t think I am; I’ve only beat Hades once!), I'm absolutely in love with it! Anyways, a certain idea has been kicking around in my head for awhile now, so I thought I'd share it with y'all; feel free to tell me what you think of it! (Warning: spoilers for when you beat Hades the first time!)

Anyways, I've already seen a really cool AU post for if Demeter raised Zagreus on the surface by herself (which you can find HERE; please check it out, the outfit for Zag alone is an amazing concept, and I love the artwork!!!) but I keep thinking about an AU where, after Zagreus dies at birth, Persephone runs away and takes his wrapped up body with her.

On the surface, she reconnects/reunites with her mother Demeter, and with her aid, the two of them manage to resurrect the newborn baby, though now he has more white in his hair than anything else. After that, Persephone sends Hades a letter to tell him that Zagreus is alive and well (because she actually has some fucking class), before proceeding to raise Zagreus on the surface with her mother, far away from the entrance to hell. The Olympians also help her out a bit, but mostly they just help by hiding Zagreus when it’s necessary.

(The rest is under a cut ‘cus this got a bit long, sorry!)

Years pass in relative peace, until Zagreus is about as old as he is in-game (I think he’s around 20-25ish???) and is living well, working with his mom and grandma to take care of their gardens and live peacefully away from mankind; he especially loves tending to the animals and guiding lost mortals to safety. However, one day while foraging for fruit in the deepest corners of his mother’s signature garden, Zagreus happens across a strange man in long robes, who introduces himself as Thanatos.

The two men get along swimmingly from minute one, and after agreeing to meet with each other again soon, they leave and tell their families/friends all about the experience, having no clue who they are to each other. After all, Thanatos was told growing up that his lord’s first wife died giving birth to their first and only child, who was a stillborn, and Zagreus thinks his father died of disease (his mom didn’t have to heart to tell him anything bad about his dad). Needless to say, they’re gonna be in for quite the shock soon.

Cue Hades losing his shit and calling on Thanatos, Megaera, and Achilles to go find his progeny and bring him home; he gives them special permission to leave the Underworld without any resistance, trusting Than to lead the way back to Zagreus. Achilles is less than thrilled to be performing such a morally grey task for his master, but Meg and Than are eager to prove themselves, so he begrudgingly agrees to help, even if it hurts his conscience to do so.

Persephone and Demeter also freak the hell out on their end, scared shitless by the fact that Death incarnate has just met their son/grandson, and they’re worried that he plans on coming back again soon. Demeter suggests sending Zagreus to live with the Olympians until this all blows over, but Persephone disagrees, wanting her son to stay nearby in case he grows ill (it’s implied that she’s a bit overprotective of him, mostly because she’s afraid of him dying again; this also means she refuses to let him know that he’s in any danger, believing it would only make things worse for him in the long-run). Frustrated but understanding her daughter’s pain all too well, Demeter at least convinces her to call on the Olympians for aid, which Persephone agrees to do.

The gods promise to help of course, but... well, they're low-key lying; they wanna see how this plays out first.

After several days of traveling through hell (literally), the “let’s kidnap Zagreus” gang makes it to the surface, and they immediately head to Persephone’s garden. All this time, Zagreus has no idea that he’s being targeted, so he goes about his chores as usual, only to run into Than again, and hey, he brought some more friends for him to meet! Zagreus is friendly with all of them, being raised to be very polite by his guardians, and while he’s busy chatting with Than and Achilles, he doesn’t notice Meg sneaking behind him. Just as Zagreus is rattling on about how the animals have been faring this summer, Meg stabs Zagreus in the back with a blade coated in Hades’s blood, cursing him to belong to the Underworld again.

With Zagreus now unconscious from a sedative that was mixed with the blood, the trio hurry off with him back to the Underworld, but not without Persephone seeing what they’ve done to her son. Horrified, she begins to sob, and winter arrives in the mortal world without so much as a fall season in-between this and the summertime.

When Zagreus comes to, he finds himself in a bedroom similar to the one he has in the game, but it’s much cleaner and has less objects of personal value to him. Hades is standing at the foot of his bed when he wakes up, and very calmly, Hades tells Zagreus that he’s his father, and that from now on, Zagreus will be living in the Underworld with him and his people, where he so obviously belongs. It’s a shame his mother can’t be here, of course, but they just need to wait awhile, that’s all; surely she’ll come to her senses and return home soon, now that her husband and son are here.

Zagreus jumps out of bed and faces his father as soon as he’s done monologuing, ready to tell him off for what he’s done, but to his shock, Hades hugs him as soon as he’s on his feet, and admits that he’s waited for this day for a long, long time. He asks his son to please just accept that this is his home now, and despite still being a bit surprised (and subtly hugging Hades back because Longing), Zagreus tells him straight up that he can’t, that he has to get home, especially with winter coming in a few months!

Dejected but not overly surprised, Hades simply nods in acceptance, but he still warns Zagreus that it’s no use trying to fight it; he’s stuck here, now and forever, so he may as well get comfortable and try getting along with him, because no one’s going anywhere anytime soon. Zagreus is horrified, but he nods nonetheless, unsure of what to say or do just yet.

Later that night, as Zagreus is struggling to sleep in this new, unfamiliar place, Achilles comes to him and apologizes about what’s happened, and although he can’t magically fix everything for him, he tells Zagreus that it actually is supposedly possible to escape; it’s just that no one’s ever done it before. Driven by his desire for freedom and the thought of reuniting with his mother, Zagreus tells Achilles that he’s going to find a way out, no matter the cost. Achilles congratulates him on his tenacity, but warns him that it won’t be easy. Still, he’s willing to help Zagreus as much as he can.

From then on, I imagine the game playing out very differently from the original, with a rather frazzled and scared Zagreus trying to get home to his mom and grandma, but with none of his training from Achilles in this AU, he has to rely on something his mother taught him; his connection with earth and all it’s inhabitants. Or, in his case, his connection with the spirits of animals (a cross of his dad and mom’s powers). That’s right, I’m making The Hades Game into a fucking Pokemon-ripoff, but still with some rouge-like elements mixed in (mostly with Zagreus not keeping his animals after runs).

Having royally fucked up in not stepping in sooner to protect Zagreus, the gods end up helping him out by sending down animals associated with them for the young god to tame for a run (I’ll come up with them later). They usually offer a selection to choose from, and from there Zagreus can build up a team and use it to try and escape the Underworld.

To replace weapons, I like to think he’d have “signature” animals that can help him out for any of his runs, specifically ones from Achilles, Poseidon, Zeus, Demeter (once he reaches the surface at least once), and eventually even Hades gives him one if they bond together enough ((yes, it’s Cerberus... kinda; it’s a puppy version of him, otherwise he’d be OP as fuck)). Zagreus’s signature animals can all be given names, and they keep certain skills that they pick up through enough experience battling in the Underworld for Zagreus.

As for story-line stuff, Zagreus ends up in a very fish out of water situation as he tries to get to know everyone in Hades’s house (he’s still our kindhearted Zag, after all, and he knows most of them aren’t to blame, not even really Than!) while also focusing on his goal to get home to his mom. Hades ends up being a lot nicer to him in this AU, perhaps overly so, as he’s trying to make his son like him more in order to make up for lost time (and fill the hole in his heart that Zag’s initial death as an infant and Persephone leaving with him created). It’s part of the reason he’s even letting Zagreus try to escape; he wants him to learn that it won’t work on his own terms (and maybe also scare the kid so bad that he comes running to him for comfort afterwards).

Also, I should really note that Zagreus is 100% a sweet country farm boy in this AU, and he has no idea what the fuck is going on with pretty much anything in the Underworld, much to everyone’s astonishment. For example:

Meg: Gods, it must be weird getting used to everything down here, huh? Sick of stepping in bat shit yet? Don’t worry, you’ll get used to it, and Dusa’s pretty good about cleaning it up to begin with. Zagreus: I mean, I guess? It’s not that different from chicken shit tbh. Meg: What the fuck is a chicken???

After that... yeah, I dunno. I’ll try playing Hades some more, see if I think up anything else that could be interesting, but for now, I hope at least someone ends up liking this dumb AU (if not, I’ll still like it... might even try my hand at drawing for it a bit tbh). Again, please check out the person who’s post/art I linked earlier in the post, ‘cus their art is really awesome and inspired me to include Demeter more in this AU!

[stellar-starseed]

Closer Than That

Group: Stray Kids

Pairing: Changbin x reader, Jisung x reader, polyamory

Summary: Your best friends happen to be 3racha, but Changbin was your closest friend from childhood. When things start to take a different turn in your relationship, you’re left wondering which way is up.

Word Count: 2,250

Chapter: 13/14

Other Chapters: Master List

Warnings: 18+; sexual content, language

Chapter 13

You were so emotional when you saw Changbin heading in your direction, you felt tears stinging your eyes. You saw him long before he saw you, so you got to watch his bare tired face and sluggish walk up the path to the dorms. When he reached the point where he could see you, Changbin’s whole demeanor changed. He ran up to you and wrapped you in the tightest hug.

“Binnie.” You choke out, wrapping your arms around his shoulders and running your fingers through his messy hair. You hurried your face in his neck and breathed in his familiar comforting scent. You missed that scent so much you didn’t wash your pillow cases the whole time they were gone.

“I’ve missed you princess.” He whispers, hugging you tighter. It took a long moment before either of you let go. Before you could tear yourself away from Changbin, Chan was cracking jokes about being in the relationship.

“Isn’t it too soon?” You laugh and smack Chan’s chest.

“Is it?” Chan questioned with a playful look. He held out his arms for a hug and you gladly gave him one. Seungmin came into view over Chan’s shoulder.

“Look how handsome you’re getting!” You shriek and let go of Chan. “Did you grow?” Seungmin beamed and gave you a light hug.

“I think he grew too.” Chan shook his head and gave Seungmin a fake disgusted look. Seungmin chuckled and mumbled something about sleep.

You see Minho coming and say, “Where’s out baby bread?” You pout. Minho’s face drops and you giggle and wrap your arms around him.

“I missed you.” You say to him.

“You too.” He says and pats your back. “Hyunjin and Jeongin are trying to get Jisung to come in.” Minho whispers to you. You felt sad all of a sudden and decided to head inside.

“I think I’m making it hard for Jeongin to come in. Maybe I should go.” You say to Changbin once you get into his room.

“What? No, Princess, I just got home. All I want is to lay right here with you. Also maybe a nice dinner but only something we can order in because I’m not moving from this spot.” He smiled up and you and you melted. You laid down facing him and kissed his soft lips. You lingered there for a moment and his hand slipped around your waist to pull you closer.

“God, I missed you.” He rocked you back and forth momentarily by your hip.

“Not nearly as much as I missed you.” You pout. Changbin suddenly got a bit solemn. You poked his partially protruding bottom lip. “What is it baby?”

“I’m sorry I wasn’t here for you.” Changbin picked at a loose string on your hoodie sleeve.

“Baby! You had work to do. Millions of adoring fans needing to hear that sexy voice of yours. Who cares that Jisung couldn’t handle the heat.” You shrug. Changbin was near shocked at your response. When you genuinely seemed okay he chuckled and kissed you hard.

“How are you so perfect?” He buried his face in your chest.

Jisung sat in the van with his head in his hands. Hyunjin moved quietly behind him.

“What’s you think was going to happen if you broke up with her through a letter.” Hyunjin sat next to Jisung and pat his back. “I don’t think it’s as bad as you think it is.”

“Hey,” Jeongin called as he came around the van. He noticed Jisung and Hyunjin. “We’re finally home. Let’s get in there.”

“I’m paralyzed.” Jisung says seriously.

“What?” Jeongin laughed.

“I feel like I can’t move. I feel so nervous about seeing her I feel like I can’t move.” Jeongin’s heart sank at seeing his older member like this. He ran over to the entrance. He didn’t see anyone and ran to check inside. When he saw you were in Changbin’s room, Jeongin ran back to the van.

“She’s not out there anymore.” Jeongin confirmed. Jisung nodded and followed the two boys inside and directly to his room. Hyunjin tucked Jisung in and pat his head before telling him to get some rest. Jeongin headed to take a shower.

After what felt like the most relaxing shower, Jeongin’s returned to his room to find a quietly sobbing Jisung. He wasn’t quite sure how to handle this situation. He climbed into his bed and tossed and turned for a while.

“Hey,” Jeongin whispered.

“Huh?” Jisung sniffed. He tried to cover up his crying.

“Do you want me to get you anything?”

“No, no. Thank you.” Jisung sniffled again. “I’m okay I promise.” Jeongin nodded at that and put on his headphones.

“So, I know this says it’s for Changbin, but I could really use this right about now.”

“You can have some.” You nod. Changbin sits up immediately.

“No he can’t.”

“Babe.” You chuckle and shake your head. Getting up to meet Chan half way, you grab the bag of food and wave Chan over. He gladly follows you and sits as far away from Changbin in the small bed as possible.

“The nicer you are to him the more he sticks around.” Changbin says as if Chan can’t hear him.

“Maybe I want him around!” You defend and then you look over at Chan who is beaming. “Maybe you were right.” You whisper to Changbin extremely loud. You try to keep a straight face but when Chan’s face falls so fast you burst out laughing. Changbin chuckles with you and gives you a high five before diving into his food. You pile a bunch of food on one of the plates Chan brought in and hand it to him.

“Did I mention I love you?” Chan says with his sweet smile.

“I love you too you brat.”

“I don’t love you.” Changbin says. Chan gives him a death glare momentarily before he tried hanging in Changbin and acting cute.

“Yah, okay, okay. I love you kind of.” He shrugs Chan off.

“Good, now, brat? I am so offended!”

“No you’re not.”

“You’re right I’m not. It is true.” Chan nods and digs in to his food. Instead of making your own plate you pick at Changbin’s plate.

“Why don’t you eat something for real, Princess?”

“Yours tastes better.” Your playful grin has Changbin leaning in to kiss you.

“Aww.” Chan exaggerates. “I did not miss this shit!”

“So, awkwardly,” You start as you turn to face Chan. “your girl toy came to ask me about you.” You tell Chan. He chuckles and nods. When you give him a questioning look he shrugs.

“If you wanna be my lover you gotta get with my friend.” He sings. When he gets no reaction he bursts out laughing. “Sorry, okay, I told her I value your opinion and if she gets past you I’d go on a real date with her.” He smiled wide.

“You did what? Now you’re just an ass. Why can’t you dump her without me?”

“I can, I just wanted to fuck with you while I was at it. Also maybe I didn’t want to be mean to her cute ass face.”

“It is a cute ass face right? She’s annoying though. You seem to have a type.”

“Fuck off.” Chan pouts. When Changbin gave you a look you pet his cheek and kissed him.

“You’re cuter.” You tell Changbin.

“Can I get in in this relationship yet I heard from Shane you fantasize about me!” Chan nearly shouts.

“What the fuck?” You were shocked and Chan laughed at you.

“One time.” Changbin chimes in. You slapped his chest causing him to choke on his food.

“It’s fucking true?” Chan jumps up and leans towards you. “I fucking knew it!”

“One god damned dream okay. One dream. It happens to the best of us now get over yourself!” You shove him away.

“I bet it was fucking good though!” He said next to your ear. You shivered at that with the image of his naked body in your mind.

“Yah!” Changbin shouted and shoved Chan away from you. “You’re not getting in on this!” He shook his head.

“You’re so cute when you’re jealous.” You smile up at Changbin.

“You’re always so cute.” He quickly kisses you.

“Is this my cue to leave?” Chan questions as he starts to leave anyway. You glance over at him and nod.

“Close the door.” Changbin ordered.

“Fuck,” Changbin says in a low raspy voice as his hand slips around the back of your neck. You melt into his soft sensual kiss. He takes the opportunity to roll on top of you. It’s hard for both of your to break the amazing kiss you’d waited months for, but once you did you both scrambled to remove articles of clothing.

“Baby.” You nearly gasp touching his now extremely defined abs. “You weren’t this ripped when you left.” You kiss his chest and let your fingers caress his chiseled abdomen.

“Yah! I was ripped.” He whined.

“Yeah, but you’re like extra..”

“Is that a bad thing?”

“Binnie, you look amazing...”

“But..”

“No but.” You smile up and him. “Just kiss me.” You say biting down on your lower lip.

“I can handle that.” He smirks and nearly devours your mouth. He continues his enthusiastic kissing attack down your neck and chest. His hands are eagerly roaming your body. He was harder that he could remember being for some time.

“I fucking missed you.” You whisper as you relax into the bed. Changbin’s lips trail up and down your legs. Your eyes flutter closed as you enjoy your boyfriends loving mouth and roaming hands. Your hand falls over his as he gently massages your breast. He slows down as he kisses his way back up your thighs. Once Changbin reaches your center he spreads your legs apart and kisses your already wet lips. He gently licks a strip and another, this time dipping his tongue between your lips to grace your clit. You squirm underneath him and let out a breath you’d been holding.

“Fuck.” You say as you push your hips down trying to find that magical tongue of his. Changbin’s hands quickly pin down your hips. You whimper underneath him, but his seeming punishment doesn’t last for long.

Changbin dips right back in and dips his tongue between your lips with purpose he uses two fingers to spread you open a bit more and sucks on your clit. You call out and grasp the pillow to cover your face. Changbin reaches up and pulls it away from you.

“I wanna hear that beautiful voice.” He says as he kisses your pussy. “And I want to see that beautiful face.”

You nod and let your head fall back down on the bed as his tongue circled around your clit. You had dreamt of this since you had been away from Changbin but he was always so much better than your dreams. You wriggled underneath him as you met your climax, grabbing on to his shaggy hair you called out his name.

“I forgot how good it is to taste you.” Changbin’s raspy voice had you biting down on your lip. You opened your eyes to see him admiring you. You immediately become embarrassed and try to hide your face in his chest.

“No, baby. I want to see you.” He pulls you away from his chest and kisses your forehead. “There’s nothing more beautiful than you. I learned a few things on this tour.”

“Oh yeah?” You say propping yourself up on your elbow.

“Of course, but now isn’t the time to discuss those things.” He smirks and gently guides your hand down to his cock. You take it in your hands and begin to pump. You ached for him to be inside you for these past few weeks and now that he was here you couldn’t wait any longer. You pulled him closer, rubbing the tip of his cock up and down your soaked pussy.

“Shit, Princess. I never want to leave you again.” He nearly growled. It was your turn to smirk at him. Changbin positioned himself better and pushed inside of you. You gasped and he cut you off with a kiss. His tongue massaged yours and he pulled you as close as he cloud. He found his rhythm and it was amazing to have him inside you again. Your hips matched his thrusts and he nibbles on parts of your skin he could reach. Your nails absentmindedly dug into his back causing him to hiss. He bit his lip as his head fell back. He hit just the right spot and your were calling out in the fast track to your next climax. Changbin thrust inside you harder and you swore you heard him grunting.

“Princess, cum with me. I’m so close.” He grabs your neck and kisses you hard as he continues his pumping into you. You didn’t need his direction because you were falling apart in his arms. You both came and he collapsed on top of you burying his face in your neck.

Chan found Jeongin fast asleep on the couch and chuckled to himself. He decided to check on Jisung. Chan tip toed into the room and found Jisung was asleep with his arms wrapped around his pillow. Chan smiled and turned to leave when he started to hear a faint sob. He turned back to look at Jisung but he was still sleeping. Chan sighed to himself and left to go to his own bed.

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I hope you enjoyed you lovely soul!

Stay hydrated. Stay healthy. Stay golden.

You are important.

I hope to see you on the next episode.

♥️.

[monochromaticvision]

hi!! if you'd like to, "nobody's seen you in days" for beauyasha from the prompt list? absolutely no pressure though!! ❤️

Thank you for the prompt!!

Okay I know this took a few days but I finally got around to writing it and it got a bit out of hand oops.

I hope you like it!

Beau has been going out of her mind. She knew it wasn’t unusual for her and Yasha to not see each other for a few days. Although it didn’t happen that often, it came with the job sometimes. Running around the continent meant that occasionally you couldn’t be home and had to miss your girlfriend for a couple of days. It happened.

However, Beau always knew were Yasha was, broadly speaking. They valued their communication and they always told each other when they had to go off somewhere for a bit. When Yasha went to Caduceus’ for a few days and Beau couldn’t come because she was neck deep in papers and books she at least knew where she could find her and that she would come home to an empty house. Although she usually slept at the library on those days. The house felt too empty without Yasha there.

Not this time.

This time Yasha had just been gone when she got back from her training session with Dairon. No clue left behind as to where she went. Not even a note or a simple message.

At first, Beau had thought nothing of it but when Yasha hadn’t been back by nightfall she had started to get worried.

Then Yasha hadn’t been back by morning and it got worse.

Beau knew Yasha could handle herself but it wasn’t like her to just disappear. Once upon a time maybe, but not anymore.

Beau couldn’t concentrate on anything. She contacted the rest of the Nein to see if Yasha was with them or if they’d heard something of her but none of them had seen or talked to her lately. Even Jester’s sending spell had gone unanswered, which had Beau even more worried.

So yeah, Beau was freaking out. What if she did something to make Yasha leave. No, that was stupid, right? She and Yasha had never been happier. Still even if she logically knew it couldn’t be her fault, her old fears and thoughts started gnawing in the back of her head. A little voice telling her that everyone eventually left her. Beau tried to shrug them off. She knew better now, she had found a family that loved her and would stick with her. No matter what.

She was just going out of her mind with worry and it was affecting her mental stability.

What if something had happened to Yasha and that was why she couldn’t get in contact? Yeah, Yasha could take care of herself but there were big and powerful things out there in the world and they had all seen their fair share of them.

On the fourth day of Yasha’s absence Beau decided that she would wait one more day and if nobody had heard from her by nightfall tomorrow she was going to assume the worst and track her down herself.

If she had spent the past few days already trying to find a starting point for her search well, that would only come in useful later. Her work could wait.

The next day Beau was even more on edge that the previous days. When Caleb arrived at the Cobalt Sould, where Beau had practically been living these past few days, he kept telling her not to worry but she could see in his face that he was just as worried as she was. When she glared at him in response he just pat her shoulder, trying to reassure her and telling her to take a nap. It wasn’t helping. She had barely slept since Yasha disappeared. Her mind too busy and too many thoughts racing through her head preventing her from much needed sleep.

That evening, Beau had returned home to pack her bag which was now sitting on their bed. She was gathering the last few things when she heard the door of their small home open and close. The following footsteps were familiar, she would know them anywhere. Beau spun around and stormed into the living room ready to give Yasha a piece of her mind.

The words stuck in her throat when she saw the woman in front of her, dirty, bloody and scarred. Beau knew every scar on Yasha’s body and she immediately noticed that there were multiple new ones scattered across her arms right now.

She managed to breath out a soft “Yasha” before she collided with the taller woman, immediately strong arms wrapped themselves tightly around Beau. For the first time in days her mind was quiet.

For a moment they just stood there, then Beau pulled back to look at her girlfriend.

“Nobody’s seen you in days, I was so worried. You didn’t even tell anyone you were leaving. I’ve been going out of my mind thinking what could have happened to you. Wondering why you would’ve left like that.”

Beau choked as a few tears made their way down her face. A rough thumb stroked them softly off her cheek.

“I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to be gone for so long. I thought I’d just be gone for the day. I am so sorry that I made you worry Beau, I really didn’t mean to.”

Beau sighed, her worry immediately disappearing now that Yasha had returned. She looked at the blood that still coated Yasha’s clothes, although there weren’t any visible wounds.

“Are you okay? What happened? Do I need to beat someone up or did you manage yourself?”

Yasha chuckled and after the past few days Beau was sure it was the best thing she’s ever heard.

“There were some, eh, people. That found me while I was out of town. Honestly, I’m not sure who they were, I couldn’t understand most of what they were saying. I usually have you for that,” she smiled at Beau, “I think they might’ve been friends with some people we destroyed but I can honestly not say for sure. They caught me by surprise. I managed to fight them off but I got hit with some sort of poison or magic stuff that took me out for a few days. I didn’t wake up until this morning. I hadn’t even realised how long it had been until I came back in town and I heard the crier yell the date.”

“Shit, babe. Did you take them all out? Anyone left that we should be worried about? No residual effects from the shit they hit you with? We should get Cad here to check on you just to make sure.”

“As far as I know I took them all out, everyone that was there at least.”

Beau grinned and pecked Yasha on the lips. “That’s my girl.”

“You don’t look great yourself either, Beau” Yasha’s voice was soft and her hand caressed Beau’s cheek, who immediately leaned into the touch.

“Yeah, haven’t been sleeping well these past few days,” she winced, knowing Yasha was going to blame herself for her lack of sleep.

“I’m sorry that I worried you.”

“It’s okay, apparently it was called for this time. Good thing I know you can manage yourself, usually. I’m glad you’re home safe.”

“I’m glad too. I missed you, babe” The warmth of Yasha’s lips touched the top of Beau’s head and lingered there for a second as they breathed each other in. Reassuring each other with their presence and warmth.

After a minute, or maybe ten, time was always hazy with Yasha, Beau intertwined their hands and pulled Yasha towards the small bathroom.

“Now let’s get you cleaned up and don’t run off without leaving a note again. I was going crazy.”

“I promise. Maybe you can take the next week off and I can show you what my errant was for. It was supposed to be a surprise, which is why I didn’t tell you.”

“A surprise, huh?” Beau raised an eyebrow.

“Patience, babe, patience.”

“We both know that’s my best virtue” Beau said jokingly, poking Yasha in the side, who laughed in response.

“I mean I could bathe alone if you don’t have the patience?” There was a mischievous gleam in Yasha’s eyes and Beau didn’t have to be told twice as she pulled Yasha in for a soft kiss.

That night, Beau finally slept peacefully again. Catching up on some much needed sleep as she and Yasha were safely wrapped up in each other’s arms. Keeping each other close.

[brattyfics]

Locs

Pairing: Angel Reyes x Black!OC

Summary: Inspired by that tweet: ‘Him: Your hair is so pretty. Her: Pull it then’.

Warnings: Oversimplification of wash day, sexual content.

Word count: 2K

Maya’s bottom half numbed from sitting on the wooden stool in front of her bathroom’s vanity for too long. Her boyfriend, Angel Reyes, stood behind her making silly faces in the mirror. She pretended to be annoyed with his antics, but eventually she always gave into the laughter bubbling up in her belly.

Angel had shown up when she wasn’t expecting him, half way through wash day with her hair piled up in a puffy ball on top of her head. She hadn’t been in the mood for any visitors, especially not any she was romantically involved with, but he assured her it was fine. 

“You’re always beautiful to me, mama.” His sweet words and soft kisses proved to be the secret passcode for entrance. She rolled her eyes, but secretly she was melting on the inside. Angel trailed closely behind her as she made her way back to the bathroom, assuring her that he’d help with whatever.

Maya handed him the bottle of moisturizer with strict instructions. “Make sure you use enough to get my roots and ends really good, but don’t get crazy. This shit costs like $30 a bottle.”

Angel’s eyebrows rose dramatically. 

“I know! You sent me to get it last time, remember? I was looking at the cashier like, huh? 30 dollars? What the fuck did I get?” 

She snickered. 

“What’s even in this shit? Let me see.” He looked at the bottle with wide eyes, mumbling his way through the ingredient list. She let him carry on for a minute before she swatted his arm. 

“Excuse me, sir! I’m going to need you to focus on the task at hand. I don’t have all day.”

“Beauty takes time, darling.” He mimicked her, repeating the same thing she told him when she made them late on date nights.

After a mini-tutorial, Angel got to work and was surprisingly gentle. She expected him to be over it within five minutes, but he was excited and proud of himself. The difference the moisturizer made could be seen and felt as he went through each section. The fruity, tropical scent of the product was her signature smell; the same smell that whirled around his head when he took her for rides on his motorcycle, and long after the two of them had separated. 

“Whats next?” 

She told him to detangle her hair with the special brush, starting from the bottom and slowly working his way to the top. Despite a few snags, he pressed on and Maya was no worse for wear. It was nice to achieve the results without having to deal with her arms being achy and tired. 

“You know, when I was on my way over here, this is not the head I had in mind.”

The things that came out his mouth were so outrageous!

“Wait-- what?” 

Maya’s head fell back as she erupted into a fit of giggles, water droplets raining on Angel’s shirt and face with her movement. He sputtered as if she had tried to drown him, but she couldn’t find the composure to apologize. 

“I’m working here.” He sassed, pushing her to sit up straight. “I’m trying to be professional, but you gotta help me by being a good client.” His serious face was enough to set her off into another round of laughter, but she appreciated him taking it seriously. Angel knew she valued her hair, so he did too. Maya did her best to look thoroughly reprimanded, patting his jean-clad leg in apology.

“Thank you, papa. You’re the best.” She flirted, grinning innocently. He leaned down to kiss her lips, a shy smile gracing his face. She kept the compliments flowing, stroking his thick beard. “You’re so cute.” 

He nuzzled into her neck like a kitten, purring under the attention. She kissed him again, giving him what he knew to be bedroom eyes. Angel pulled away with a groan. 

“Professional.”

He moved through the final section fairly quickly after grasping the technique. Maya turned her head from side to side, preening in the mirror. 

“I think I might just keep you.”

Their eyes met in the mirror, a mischievous glint in both pairs.

Angel bent at the knees, and Maya scooted forward so that he could sit behind her on the small stool. His arms encircled her waist as they both shifted to get comfortable. 

“I’ve been out here buying $300 bottles of conditioner, looking up date ideas on Pinterest like a lame, and the whole time all I had to do was help you with your hair?”

“$300, Angel? Really? And I never told you to join Pinterest, I just told you not to bring me to the same places as all your other bitches. It’s not my fault you’ve been running around town with a bunch of girls, you little ho.” It had taken Angel a couple of weeks to get her sense of humor. She liked busting his balls. 

Still, he asked. “What am I going to do with you, niña loca?” The soft tone he used warmed her insides. 

Love me.

Bright eyes met again in the mirror as they studied their joined reflection with fascination. They looked at each other all the time, but never at themselves together. Angel’s chin rested on her head; deep russet skin complimenting rich mahogany. Dark coffee-colored eyes met burnt sienna, straight, onyx hair meeting coily, brunette. 

Neither of them spoke, too afraid to break up the magic of the moment.

Big fingers tickled the backside of her thighs, the warmth from his skin and chill from his metal rings making her shiver. The action was innocent enough, but she knew Angel. He was always in the mood, always testing her to see if she felt the same. Her center tingled when his calloused hands found their way to her lap, touching the bare skin between her legs where her shorts had ridden up. 

Yes, Angel was testing her. 

He had done the same thing two nights earlier, coming to Maya for comfort after a hard night.

***

“Did you ride your bike here like this?”

Maya scanned her front yard for Angel’s motorcycle even though she hadn’t heard it. She smelled the alcohol on his breath, saw the way he swayed slightly with each step. 

“No.” He mumbled just as she noticed his brother, Ezekiel, parked near the curb in a pickup truck. She had only met him in passing as he and Angel were going through a rough patch. He nodded at her from the truck, and she barely managed to wave to him before Angel was on her, hot mouth at her neck, big hands groping her all over. 

“Wait a second, babe.” 

She wasn’t in the mood to give her neighbors a show, but Angel was relentless. 

“I can’t. You’re so fineeee. And you smell so gooood.” He kept mumbling nonsense under his breath, reattatching himself to her every time she moved one of his limbs. She giggled even as she struggled to close the front door.

“Seriously, Angel. Give me a second.” 

He relented for a single moment, scooping her up into his arms after the lock clicked. Maya shrieked as he carted her off to the bedroom, not confident in his ability to not drop her in his drunken state. 

She told him as much. “You better not drop me!” Angel shook her as if she were on a rollercoaster to prove a point. She cackled, arms tightening around his neck.

“You’re not the boss of me.” He said with a grumpy scowl, dropping her onto the cushiony mattress. 

“I’m not?”

“No.” He told her, a serious expression on his face.

“Unh uhn!” She bossed, pushing him away from the foot of the bed. “Take off your clothes first!”

He stripped like she said.

“I’m not the boss of you?” 

She wore a smug expression.

“No. Definitely not.”

“You sure?”

Angel ignored her as he got comfortable, laying half of his body on top of her. His long legs and arms trapped her to him like a spider in a web, his heavy head resting on her chest. The position made it hard for her to breathe, but she pushed her discomfort to the side. She wanted Angel to be comfortable. With one hand she rubbed his arm, the other stroking his hair the way he liked. 

“You know what would be nice?” 

“If you were quiet?”

He snorted. 

“No.”

“What?”

“If you rubbed something else for me.”

“Angel--”

“Please.” He pouted. 

Her thumb traced the outline of his bottom lip, the hairs of his goatee tickling the pads of her fingertips.

“You don’t have to do anything but lay here.” He promised, kissing her collarbone. 

Maya smiled. She had heard that line before.

Even in his desperation, Angel was sensual. He whispered in her ear, telling her she was perfect and that he was thankful in between tonguing her down. He shifted so their hips were aligned, grinding until heat pooled in her panties. 

Maya guided his hand to her chest, and he did the rest, discovering she wore nothing underneath the crop top. She gasped underneath him, bucking her hips for more. He groaned into her mouth, pinching a sensitive nipple between his middle and ring finger. 

“So pretty, mama.” He complimented as he pushed the top up so he could show her breasts the proper attention. Angel was obsessed with her tits. He asked for pictures of them when he was away and took any opportunity he had to play with them. When they were watching moves on the couch, in the car while they waited in the drive-thru, he was always itching for a peek.

She loved it.

“Thank you, baby.” She cooed as his hot mouth latched around an erect nipple. Down below, he shimmied out of his jeans, immediately pulling at her shorts after. She lifted up, helping Angel in his mission to undress her. 

His eyes met hers, searching for permission to continue. 

The two of them fooled around a lot, but they hadn’t had sex. Maya liked Angel, but she was the type to get attached, so she wanted to be sure before they took that next step. Her lust for him made her hazy, careless. She wanted to take the plunge, lose herself in him. But...

“Baby--”

“I know.” 

He grunted, forcing his hips to slow while he buried his face in the crook of her neck.

“I’m sorry.”

He smiled. 

“It’s okay.”

She knew he meant it.

Maya returned a smile, pushing Angel to lay down next to her. She crawled so that she sat in his lap, tugging on the cotton boxer briefs. The fat, dark red tip intimidated her, but she fisted him anyway, using the creamy precum as lubricant. 

“Fuck.” He cursed. 

Neither of them could look away from what she was doing. 

Up and down. Up and down. Twist. Up and down. Spit. Up and down. 

She told him his dick was the prettiest she had ever seen, and that it felt good in her hand. All of it was true, but she said it to rile him up. She knew Angel had a praise kink. Being told he was good at something, the best, was easiest way to set him off. Angel had been halfway there before so it didn’t take much for her to work him back up to the edge.

“Just like that.” He grunted, fucking into her fist. 

“Yeah?” She taunted sweetly, licking her lips at the heated expression on his face. “Am I making you feel good, baby?” 

As if to answer, he came with a series of loud groans, his release splattering hotly against her belly. She gasped staring down at the mess he made. 

Angel took advantage of his distraction, thick fingers finding their way to her center, stroking in circles until she followed him with her own release.

She whined his name, falling forward to rest against his chest with harsh pants. 

After such powerful orgasms, both of them worried they would kill each other when they finally had sex.

***

It had taken a ridiculous amount of effort on Maya’s part to not sleep with Angel. 

She worried he wouldn’t have the time for a relationship with his lifestyle, or that he wouldn’t be able to stay faithful when he faced temptation everyday, but the look of adoration in his eyes as he stared at their reflection made her feel as if her worries were unwarranted.

“Your hair is so pretty.” He complimented, pushing her hair forward so that it framed her face. 

He was always doing that. Assuring her that she was beautiful, special.

For the first time in a long time, her heart felt full. With total confidence, she spoke. 

“Pull it then.”

“What?”

Maya stood from his lap, turning around so they were face to face. Her soft hands cupped his cheeks, the scratchy hair of his beard poking at her fingers.

“Pull. It. Then.”