#Julian Alfred Pankratz viscount de Lettenhove

[tychonaarch]

Polish Barbie a.k.a. Dandelion

[woods-and-adlers-left-hand-dude]

Never in my life have I seen such hogwash in my life,I was scrolling through Pinterest a the Witcher fan art and this particular art was of game geralt shouting at netflix geralt about him hitting dandelion and this idiot in the comments said this even though he admitted to never reading the books or playing the game, leave my poor pooki Julian Alfred Pankratz viscount de Lettenhove alone

[imnothawkdevil]

NEW JASKIER SONG STAY CALM EVERYONE

[funnyifwebothgotitwrong]

Speaking of The Witcher Netflix compared to the books (I have to admit, while the books were a lot better than I originally feared, I'm not a big fan of them, especially the last two of the main series were just... weird and unsatisfying; but there are a few details - Geralt himself mostly - that I actually like better in the books than in the show) I'm a bit sad that in TWN Jaskier is always like "Julian Alfred Pankratz, Viscount de Lettenhove" and everyone is like "sure, that's our Jaskier"; but in the books it is kinda a running joke that someone alludes to Jaskier being a noble and everyone is like "wait what WHO?" while Jaskier is basically whistling and looking pointedly elsewhere.

[drowninintipp]

I don’t like doin digital art 💔

[jasper-the-bard]

VLODIMIR POSSESSING JASKIER

Is this a thing? Does this exist??? If it does, PLEASE tell me

[ghostlylicious]

*in my head upon seeing this* yippeee !!!

Jaskier commission from my dear @parallaks-art everyone go check his art out, yiepee!

[underpreparedbard]

I can’t believe Joey hasn’t been spotted on set yet

That bard is a ninja

[amethysthollis]

11 frames of jaskier in the s3 trailer

👌😌👌

[throuple-tournament]

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[all-or-nothing-baby]

with you, i am enough.

[viking-raider]

Can I ask?

Are we not talking about what they did to Filavandrel's lute last season? Are you not telling me; Jaskier, Julian Alfred Pancratz, Viscount de Lettenhove, (thank you Codringher for bringing that up) wouldn't be 'oh woeing!' the destruction of that Lute all across the Continent and back???

Because I think the biggest drama queen, besides Valdo Marx, fucking would!

[nephilimeq]

This is absolutely something that Jaskier would do, without a doubt! I need to write a fanfiction where he has a sword and he does this and Geralt goes feral for it 😁

[underpreparedbard]

I need some fresh Jaskier content or my brain will cave in

[thedemonofcat]

What if Vesemir accepted Jaskier as a son-in-law in his head, only for Geralt to awkwardly explain that they’re not together.

Vesemir, who has actually grown to genuinely like the bard, “Oh… Eskel, would you be interested in the bard?”

Eskel, looking on the receiving end of a death glare from Geralt, “That’s—I’m not really looking to die—ate. To date.”

————

Geralt bursts into Jaskier’s room and is like, “YOU HAVE TO MARRY ME AND NOT MY BROTHERS”

Meanwhile, Jaskier’s baffled because he didn’t know Geralt was on the table let alone his brothers.

“You want me to marry you?” Jaskier asked, his heart pounding. He had loved Geralt for a long time, but this proposal was unexpected.

“If you don’t, one of my brothers will try to claim you,” Geralt replied. “And you’re my bard, not theirs.”

Jaskier leaned in, a teasing smile on his lips. “Alright, I’ll consider it. But only if you can tell me my name.”

Geralt remained silent for a moment, and Jaskier sighed, pulling back. “Geralt, I care about you, but you don’t really know me. I won’t marry you just to help you win some strange bet with your brothers.”

As Jaskier began to leave, Geralt gently grabbed his arm. “Julian Alfred Pankratz, Viscount de Lettenhove,” he said softly. “You were named after your grandfather, who passed away when you were a baby. Your sister used to call you a weed, and that’s why you started calling yourself Jaskier. You’re from Lettenhove, a coastal town in Bremervoord. Your accent slips sometimes, especially when you’re drunk.”

Jaskier stared, wide-eyed, as Geralt continued. “You can play over a hundred instruments, but you prefer the lute because it’s easy to carry. Your favorite food is strawberries, and you hate peas in your stew. Your entire family has blonde hair, but you have brown.”

Geralt reached for Jaskier’s hands, his voice tender. “I do know you, Jaskier. And when I ask you to marry me, it’s because I love you.”

[underpreparedbard]

i’m literally a boytoy i shouldn’t have to WORK