#Julia says stuff

[eternal-moss]

Guys I am Missing Them

Oh well, at least Jules being immensely gay was canon in the end

[livefastnbebeautiful]

[noahtally-famous]

funny how the reason mk got eliminated in s1 was bc she couldn’t resist taunting julia (calling her a buttknuckle which made julia realize she’d been watching the confessionals), and how in a sense it goes hand in hand with whatever they had going on in s2. they just can’t help being in each others orbit lmao

like mk rlly just loves to rile julia up huh? staying under the radar? pfft not when the opportunity to make fun of julia is on the table

[inkwell-selfships]

Gender reveal:

Paul: I’m the dad Julia: And I’m the mom Both: And we think its gonna be a boy Ted: I’m the uncle and I think your gonna be nonbinary  Charlotte: I’m the aunt and I know the gender  Wiggly & Wilbur: Hi were the gay uncles and we think it's gonna be a girl Nibbly: I’m your cousin and I think your gonna be a stick

[kazz-brekker]

the main thing that i'm curious about when it comes to gladiator ii is whether it's a deliberately misleading choice for the actor playing emperor geta to be more famous than the actor playing emperor caracalla so people will be shocked when geta's brother murders and usurps him or if i'm overthinking this and ridley scott just REALLY doesn't care about historical accuracy at all and will have something else entirely happen

[gallopinggallifreyans]

Idk if y’all heard but last month, we reclassified the green anaconda into two separate species with a genetic difference of like, 5.5% (humans and chimps only have a 2% difference), so this was huge. And the snake they found that confirmed it? Found dead, and it’s going through the rumour mill that she was shot. I believe it, because she was in the prime of her life and set to live much longer without interference.

I am beyond frustrated and upset, not only that poachers and hunters find joy in killing for sport, but take advantage of publications that are meant for enrichment to hunt these animals. And the other thing is now the scientists who found her and reclassified the species are being blamed for her death. “They should have kept their mouths shut about it” shut the fuck up. I’m just, way beyond angry.

[inkwell-illustrations]

Guys please send me some asks about my girl Julia!!

Here is her ask blog: @i-fucking-hate-clivesdale (it’s been a while since I’ve updated it sorry about that)

And her lore is under the cut :)

Julia's parents were apart of the Church Of The Starry Children. So she was born into that cult. They were both Pokotho devotees, they believed that she was meant to be apart of his hivemind. So they enrolled her in multiple singing classes, since she was three. They pushed her to focus on singing and even pulled her out of high school. Which she did not mind, she loved acting and singing, and really enjoyed all the classes. She never questioned what her parents planned for her, until she accidently found their copy of the black book. And realized she was pretty much born to be a sacrifice. Not knowing what else to do she ran away with the book. She ended up at the Old Waylon place, where she accidentally summoned Pokotho. She begged him not to kill her, he was interested by her so they made a deal. She would be a devotee to him for the rest of her life. And in exchange he'd give Julia eternal life, youth, the inability to ever get physically injured & make her parents forget about her. She works at CCRP and sometimes the Starlight theater, she's married to Paul Matthews and is best friends with Ted Spankoffski. In every timeline she kills Melissa, Officer Bailey and others too.

Pronouns: She/her

Age: 34

Sexuality: bi & demi

[angelnumber27]

My adhd is adhding I can’t do anything but hyperfocus on random tasks that are stupid and pointless

[randomnameless]

Checking this alt's lines for something interesting, I happened on this instead :

WTF is Rhea saying about time being everlasting for her??

Nabateans have a longer lifespan than humans, for sure, but they're not eternal?

We know Aubin was an old man when Yuri met him, even if we don't have direct confirmation he was a Nabatean. But to imply Nabateans are "everlasting" - that is if someone doesn't slaughter them - is something that wasn't even suggested in Houses or Nopes, but then, I know 10k years of lore are just, that, so maybe they were, or not, idk.

Also, WTF is the "I will return to those days. That thought is what sustains me, even now"???

Sothis even lampshades this, wondering if it's alright to be so obsessed with her, and the "oh of course you should be pleased" is???? Rhea's ashamed of her obsession and her inability to process her mother's death and absence, she isn't proud of it!

The "what sustains me, even now" is doubly WTF, because we know, Fodlan-wise, that Rhea didn't spend every hour of every day thinking on how to resurrect Sothis, she only crafted 12 homonculi in 1000 years, and let Jerry and bby!Billy live their lives out of her reach when Jerry ran away 20 years ago.

The return of the Goddess is one of her objectives, for sure, but she isn't as obsessed with it as those lines suggest.

And the second reason is more, uh, watsonian wise : this Rhea is the one who is hanging out with her mom, so why the "I will return to those days. This is what sustains me" nonsense? She's already living through "those days" with her gremlin, there's nothing to return to, she's already there!

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In a way, this alt is even more infuriating because it feels like Rhea's own "Adrift" banner : Young!Azura dreamt she had people who were her friends/accepted her, but it was nothing but a dream, it's not the Ascended or even Legendary!Azura who ended her journey with real, and not dream "friends".

Here Rhea reunites with her mom - save that it's the amnesiac gremlin and not the mother she remembers - but her core trauma and issues aren't tackled, this is not the Rhea who survives Silver Snow and can finally have a character arc because Billy decided to marry her else she either dies or fades off-screen*, but, I'd say, a Rhea who "might have reunited with the Gremlin during the events of White Clouds" and even then, it's a bit of a stretch.

But given how Gremlin!Sothis is here, we can't even say this alt is finally Rhea's dreams coming to fruition - because this is not the Sothis who remembers being her Mother, nor acts as one (hell they seem to be closer on the artwork for the soundtrack than in the multiple lines exchanged with this alt!) so it's just... let's say some weird weed induced hallucination she has lol

What's even more annoying is how this TT dialogue implies Gremlin!Sothis knows there's something wrong and disturbing about Rhea's obsession, but instead of trying to tell her to move on and accept the present to build a new future instead of being focused on the past, Sothis drops that point after Rhea gives a, frankly, disturbing answer, and prefers to follow on the topic of conversation at hand, aka, what kind of present Billy'd like.

:/

We can't have a Sothis who borrows a page from Seteth's wife's book and tell her daughter something like this :

And we can't even have some harmless heroes fluff - like Erinys hanging out with her Manhya even if she knows the Manhya from her world is dead, or Tailte spending time with her children - this alt was designed as "Rhea who is weirdly obsessed with her mom reunites with the sassy Gremlin in Byleth's head who doesn't remember her - even if she does at a certain point in the canon - , and Rhea's so desperate that she's satisfied with this and tries to bond with the Gremlin who - despite wondering where and what her family was doing and missing them in the canon and the spin-off - feels awkward and begrudgingly accepts her affections".

And the entire situation will never be resolved in a meaningful way, Rhea's still creepily obsessed with her mother returning and won't deal with her obsession in a constructive "the past will never return let's move on" way like her brother and niece (?) learnt.

*I'd say Heroes who "finish their character arcs and are the best versions of themselves" are Brave Heroes, so unless Brave!Rhea becomes a thing, this will never happen, but given how Rhea's development in FE16 is tied to Billy wanting to shag her because everything is crammed in that horrible S-support convo even the fact that her mother finally talks to her, we could make a case for Ascended!Rhea who, much like Azura, will be a mouthpiece to sing the praises of the player character.

[briannaswords]

do you guys have ocs that you just KNOW would fit right in on tumblr?

[lesbiansayaishii]

have i mentioned. how much i hate the rc fandom lately.

[themyscirah]

This is technically a Diana's age poll but I framed it partially around Julia's rescue because that's the event I need to contextualize and whether or not Diana is a thing yet is p important for my purposes. I would keep the Pérez run and postcrisis continuity in mind when answering this bc that's when this is relevant but I'd keep in mind that even though Diana is very young there (like early 20s) we don't know I don't think if she ages differently as a child (esp as a themysciran AND being made from clay) and in some versions she is older than she looks and was made earlier

Edit: I accidentally logic-ed this out in the tags lol 🤦‍♀️but feel free to still vote however you want. Going to publish this anyway bc I think I made some good points later in my tags

[mosscrab]

mgsv has so many literary references to books i have essays abt it kind of makes me.

[kazz-brekker]

twin sister and i just spent the morning fervently discussing how the fratricide in gladiator ii should have been worse

[lady-of-the-spirit]

Daisy Jones & the Six ��� How I Met Your Mother:

Sharing your/your closest friends' sexual history and a lot of your traumatic backstory with your children

[dorkousloris]

my polyam ass having a thought that two polyships i like (one i had been making for years, and other that i only just started to get into recently) have colors that really works well-