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verbal-only spellcasting call that magic the blathering
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If I was in a fanfiction and started coughing up flowers while working at a flower shop (because this is a flower shop au) I would NOT connect my crush on the tattoo artist next door to the flower cough situation. I would freak the fuck out and think the pollen at work was doing some Last of Us shit to me, quit my job and move FAR away. inadvertently my flame for the tattoo artist would fade with distance, solving my hanahaki situation and proving my 'the flowers were trying to turn me into a plant zombie' theory
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throwback to one of my favorite posts that got nuked in the Wereralph Purge Patch
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The freaky poly-sapphic-shippers inside THIS many people that were awakened by one single movie is concerning
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some star-shaped iranian tiles i like, created in the thirteenth century. [source: art institute of chicago 1, 2, 3, 4]
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When I say editing software is getting dumber, this is what I mean.
In what world is "What dinnered?" more legible than "What happened to dinner?" I just... what?!
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I can't stop thinking about Rumi having nightmares about what happened during the idol awards. Flinching when one of the girls goes to high-five her and then immediately apologizing like she doesnt have PTSD. them creating a system so that Mira and Zoey can quickly confirm that they're not demons whenever Rumi needs it. I can't stop thinking about Mira telling Rumi that her fear doesn't make her a bad person. I can't stop thinking about Zoey tearing up when Rumi finally admitted to them that she was having nightmares and was scared of them turning on her.
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It’s time for the puffling playoffs! 🐣
This summer we welcomed two hatchlings to our tufted puffin colony. Our aviculturists chose the name Nori, like the type of seaweed used in sushi, for the older puffling.
Now it’s time for some friendly feathered competition: a head-to-head ‘bracket’ poll to name the youngest chick! Will it be…
💙Yali 💙Aster 💙Alca 💙Miki 💙Squash 💙Sprout
Vote for your favorite name now!
We’ll be counting the votes and narrowing down the names as the week goes on, so keep an eye on our socials to find out when the next round begins. 👀 May the best name win!
Sharp-eyed seabird spotters may have already noticed Nori, pictured above, in the puffin tunnel as she begins to venture out of her burrow. You may be lucky enough to spot her on exhibit with our other diving birds just past the Open Sea!
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very disappointing when someone says "the bird app" and for one lovely moment I think they are talking about Merlin Bird ID by Cornell Lab, the free app that allows you to identify birds by appearance or sound, make a list of birds you have seen, and explore all the birds native to your region.... and then I realize they are talking about twitter.
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Last big chicken doodle before classes start tomorrow
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me researching french so I can write my harrykim fanfiction accurately
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it’s sooo funny when rude customers encounter employees who can deny them service for the first time.
i was working at a little cafe where I could deny service over bad behavior, harassment etc. & mask mandates had just ended a week before & already people were being weird about me still wearing mine—an N95, the kind shaped kinda like a duckbill.
so this man walked in, looked at me sooo scathingly, laughed at me, and said “damn. never known a woman to choose…practicality over looks.”
And I just said, “oh. you can go, you’re not getting a drink.” And he said, “what???”
I said, “sir, you just walked in at 6 am & called women impractical and me ugly in one sentence.”
And he was so astonished he didn’t even argue he just turned around and left 💀🙏🏻 it was like he suddenly became self aware
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Your friends watching something for the first time and getting to that scene VS you, the knower.
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some of y’all bout to be real mad at me. but it must be said. some of the shit u call corny/cringy is actually just genuine/cute/sweet and y’all r just afraid of expressing any type of positive emotion
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