hi i'm bri!! ~ she/her ~ a little drop of honey and a little glass of rainđź’›
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the sun the moon and the stars - greg mort
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very good things
when i look at my dog and exclaim “kisses you!” and she comes over so I can give her a kiss on the face
when i look at my dog and exclaim “kisses me?” and her tail goes ballistic as she smooches my face ecstaticallyÂ
my dog
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starburst 🌟
reference from elo acessorios
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Hit the hay so hard last night that i found the needle
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my writing fundamentally changed forever ten years ago when i realized you could use sentence structure to control people’s heart rates. is this still forbidden knowledge or does everyone know it now
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This is a comment someone appended to a photo of two men apparently having sex in a very fancy room, but it’s also kind of an amazing two-line poem? “His Wife has filled his house with chintz” is a really elegant and beautiful counterbalancing of h, f, and s sounds, and “chintz” is a perfect word choice here—sonically pleasing and good at evoking nouveau riche tackiness. And then “to keep it real I fuck him on the floor” collapses that whole mood with short percussive sounds—but it’s still a perfect iambic pentameter line, robust and a lovely obscene contrast with the chintz in the first line. Well done, tumblr user jjbang8
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please, mr. jepsen is my father, call me maybe
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Froggy enjoys the spring day
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me when someone doesn’t answer my ask Immediately and On The Spot: oh no they hate me i’m so annoying i should deactivate my account i suck everyone hates me i have no frien
me when i get an ask: i will spend Nineteen Hundred Hours curating the Perfect Response
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Sorry i said some thing weird i don't know why
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some fucking resources for all ur writing fuckin needs
* body language masterlist
* a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does
* a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes
* 550 words to say instead of fuckin said
* 638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again
* some more body language help
(hope this helps some ppl)
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Moonbows
A moonbow, also known as a lunar rainbow or white rainbow, is a rainbow created by moonlight rather than sunlight. It's formed when light from the moon refracts and reflects off water droplets, like those in rain or mist, creating a visible arc of light in the sky. Moonbows are generally fainter and less colorful than regular rainbows, and they are much rarer due to the need for specific conditions like a full or near-full moon, clear skies, and dark skies.
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love saying "question mark?" out loud when I'm talking about something i'm unsure of
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