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MCR opening for Bon Jovi at the Prudential Center in Newark, NJ // Oct 25th 2007 // Gail G.
#mikey way#gw#rt#fi#whole gang#bob bryar#mcr#bon jovi#live#bp#2007#oct 2007#10/25/07#newark#prudential center#photo#originals
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OMG THIS TOOK SO LONG
But here are all my refs for the crew
Here are their pronouns cause I forgot to add them to the art.
Madeline - She/They
Aspen - She/her
Jovie - He/him
Inez - She/Her
Yreva - They/Them
Állatias - Doesn't care but usually goes by He/Him
#Madeline and Aspen#my art#my original characters#my original story#art#digital art on tumblr#my ocs#Madeline Catarino#Aspen ironheart#Jovie Dimples#Inez Myung#Yreva#Állatias#my oc#oc#if this flops i will cry#the pirate gang
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On this day in 1884, David Rashbaum made the first entry in his journal. He was the only member of the gang that could read and write, so his documentation of the events that went down were revolutionary amongst the group of men were very important.
Now, as David did 140 years ago, I’m making my first entry on a journal of sorts. I’m blogging everything I can about this gang, because I think they��re the most interesting outlaw gang discovered to date. An Italian, a Polish, a Cuban, a Frenchman, and a Jewish. Five outcasts in the scary, scary wild west. The journal has been recently released in full, at least this one specific journal. We know there's more out there, but we found this one in full. Here's one of my favorite excerpts.
"I’m probably an embarrassment to Jon. I think he only keeps me around because he feels bad for me. I know I’m not the best at aiming and I’m not physically the strongest. I know I’m probably a disgrace to the Bon Jovi gang as a whole, just slowing them down. I mean, I’m valued the least. I’m just some kid that Jon knows.
Richie makes me feel bad for not really being able to offer anything meaningful to the gang. Tico tries to help me come up with clever comebacks, but I don’t listen. Alec thinks I’m too nice for that. I just know that at least I can read, I have that to offer. I’ll get handed papers a lot and I get asked what they say. That reminds me, I really have something going for me.
I want to make Jon proud. I want him to look at me and say “that’s a guy in my gang”. I can’t think of what I’d be without him, really. No matter how much he brushes me off. I think he’s just trying to keep us all safe. That’s what I tell myself anyway. The guys think I’m naïve, but I’m just optimistic. I’ve never really had anything happen to me or to the gang to make me think otherwise.
I’m not optimistic in a “the world has no wrongs” way, I’m optimistic in a “we will survive” way. There are bad people in the world, I know that. I know that because people think we are the bad people. Because of how many people Jon and Richie have killed alone, I think. They think we’re bad, but we’re just a few guys scared for our lives and trying to stay safe.
I remember laying against Tico, just bawling my eyes out as he smoked. He’s too busy for emotions. I admire him for that, I wish I was the same way. But no, I cry over very little things and can’t be left to my own devices for more than five minutes. I felt bad, always going to Tico for comfort. I really needed it at that moment, though. I was tired of Richie calling me weak, nothing more than a call boy.
He was sort of right. Jon had picked me up from a theater when we were both 16. I feel indebted to Jon for that. I do everything I do to try and make him proud, really. But I already went on that tangent."

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Yep, I’ve figured out my digital art style
Anyways, Brave and the gang possession art
Now you may be wondering: “Jovi, why did you draw Chilli possessed by Mystic Flour and not Burning Spice?”
The answer…I ah, thought it would be cool, and I came up with her representing indifference because Chilli steals from everyone.
“Ok, but why is Strawberry possessed by Burning Spice?”
Violent Wildberry inspiration hit hard
#cookie run kingdom#cookie run#crk#beast yeast#shadow milk cookie#wizard cookie#mystic flour cookie#chilli pepper cookie#burning spice cookie#strawberry cookie#eternal sugar cookie#custard cookie the third#silent salt cookie#gingerbrave#possession au
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DAVID AND SAM LISTEN TO DIVIORCED DAD MUSIC🗣️‼️‼️
(NICKLEBACK, FOOFIGHTERS, CREED, AEROSMITH, BLACK SABBATH, SUM 41, PEARL JAM, THE OFFSPRING, THE BLOODHOUND GANG, EAGLES,MÖNTLY CRÜE, STYX, BON JOVI, DAVID BOWIE AND SO ON!!)
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I'm bored as shit and cramped up on a bus all day and it's late so yer getting some hc. ( warning: There is alot and they are long)
Ok frist I think we don't talk abt the Curtis gang and the shepherd gang having there own whistle to ask who's there. Like there all def atleast friendly with each other. Honestly I'd say darry, two and tim all used to be good friends as kids (that's also how dally meet the gang, Tim introduced him) but then time got rougher and the 3 grew apart.
Curly and pony have been friends sense they were kids and I think Angela would also hang with them when they were you younger cause she had nothing else to do. (Curly complained all the time, but pony always said it was fine so she would tag along)
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Curly and Angela are actually super close. Like they get on great, I feel like they have some interests in common or there atleast similar. (Like music taste, they like the same genre but different artist ect)
They can go like 2 weeks without saying a word to each other and literal months without a proper convo. But randomly (usually when they meet in the kitchen, one or both is either drunk, beat up or getting a midnight snack) they'll have really deep convos.
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In the book it says Steve likes to gel his hair into complicated swirls into his hair and I feel like we don't talk abt that enough. I wanna see fanart of his with swirls in his hair, pls pls pls
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Dally listens to emo metal music but he rarely listens to music
Two bit listens to the most inappropriate artist (like ayesha erotica or sir-mix-alot)
Darry listens country or what's popular cause he just listens to the radio
Soda would listen to indie (conan gray and stuff)
Steve rock and country (bon Jovi)
Pony listens to the smiths and folk (like noah kahan)
Johnny lana del ray, Gracie Abrams ect
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The curtis brother have irish heritage (they celebrate St Patrick's day cause I say so)
Dally is white American with some Canadian mixed in there
Steve is half Mexican
Johnny is Latin-American (both his parents are immigrants form South America)
Two bit dad was English/American and his mam was native American (why? CAUSE I SAY SO)
All the shepherd's are African-American, Tim and Angelas dad was first gen and mam is second. Curlys dad was from Brazil so he's even more mixed.
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I frimly believe curly has a different dad compared to tim and Angela that's how him and Angela are irish twins.
There like 5 months between them cause Angela's February or march and curly is September baby. Tims December (he HATES it)
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Paul is a great cook (he had to learn earlier to feed himself) he taught darry how to cook and alot of darrys favourite recipe.
Two bit and Marcia went roller skating and shared one milkshake with 2 straws as a first date. Also they def go on picnic dates in the back of two bits car with the boot open.
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Ponyboy gets on great with two bits sister, I think twos sister has really active imagenination and pony will draw the stuff she thinks abt sometimes. Like they sit at the coffee table and she tells him and he draws it.
She also gets on with johnny cause he has really long hair and let's her put small plats and braids or just style it in general. And will style hers.
Steve shows her and tells her all abt cars and makes it fun.
Soda likes to do her colouring books with her or will show her to bake.
Darry goes in nature walks with her.
Dally will let her crawl on him and dangle off his arm (he's a soft spot for her like Johnny and pony)
Basically the gang is all like brother to her (also pls tell me what ye think her name would be cause I can't decide)
#the outsiders#the curtis brothers#the shepards#the shepherd gang#the curtis gang#tim shepard#angela shepard#curly shepard#ponyboy curtis#darry curtis#sodapop curtis#parry#paul x darry#steve randle#dally winston#dallas wiston#two bit mathews#johnny cade#two bits sister#marbit
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what kind of music/artists/bands do you think the scooby gang + the originals would listen to in the early seasons?
OH OH OH
well we know from canon that even without humanity, damon can & will listen to taylor swift without complaint. even though he’s perfectly capable of compelling a music change.
& he listens to depeche mode so he’s automatically cool.
i think the salvatores have very wide tastes, but not much overlap. stefan loves bon jovi to an unhealthy degree, and would probably have been a BIG beach boys fan back in the day. he’s totally over it now though, those records in his cupboard are purely decorative!! damon would love ABBA, head over heels reminds him of katherine & he uses it to outsource his emotions in his no humanity era. stefan tolerates it for lexi’s sake (damon thinks it’s unfortunate that he and lexi have similar music taste. it’s probably the only thing he likes about her). also the cure.
i think stefan cries to bon iver’s ‘roslyn’.
both stefan and damon would be into stevie nicks & florence + the machine & paramore & david bowie (damon in fact knew him rather well back in the seventies…) but in totally different ways. damon loves anthems & grooves, discordant sounds and triplet beats, while stefan digs a good beat & steady rhythm. with a fabulous guitar riff ofc.
bonnie is also a big paramore girly. also hozier. i think she and damon bond over similar music tastes.
caroline listens to taylor swift (fearless is her fav, red & 1989 are 2&3), one direction, jonas brothers, miley, britney etc. she bullies politely asks jeremy to let her use his tech stuff to make her own mixes. she also has a hot pink boombox that she takes to every cheer practice. it’s covered in stickers that won’t come off no matter how hard she tries. yes, vampire strength has been applied.
elena spent the three months between the crash & stefan blasting dean lewis in her bedroom. hozier, bon jovi to seem cool to stefan, janis joplin, probably some british pop like dexys midnight runners, ed sheeran, bastille. but that’s a secret she’ll take to her grave.
jeremy listens to 21 pilots, mcr, p!atd, bleachers (later seasons tho. don’t think they existed til 2015 or something), the neighbourhood, arctic monkeys, fallout boy, etc. probably listens to sheppard on repeat. geronimo just really speaks to him, okay?! absolutely does not copy damon’s taste in music, that’s just a coincidence!!! he’s also the source of elena’s secret love for british pop.
matt listens to elevator music. nah he just plays whatever’s on the radio. my truck is my girlfriend & my dog has fleas kind of country music? idk.
tyler has all of those mix cds like sofresh, each 00s / 90s genre, really does not care what he listens to as long as he can nod his head along.
alaric listens to 80s rock in a dad way & whatever damon plays because damon has dj rights everywhere & will push his way onto the aux.
not really in the gang but katherine listens to male manipulator music. and female manipulator music like ethel cain, fiona apple, etc.
the originals?
klaus listens to smooth jazz. and instrumental covers. he’ll text stefan a link to the lamest love song ever (instrumental) with the caption ‘this is our song’.
kol also listens to smooth jazz, but in a cool way. as well as 00s pop. he and rebekah fight over who discovered what song first. he would absolutely LOVE musicals. has the glee & hamilton soundtracks on his little ipod. BOY BANDS OMG kol has a backstreet boys poster confirmed. also 90s-00s hip hop / rap / pop hybrids. especially nelly furtado.
OH OH THE SHREK SOUNDTRACK. that’s his jam fr fr.
rebekah is a speak now girly through and through. ‘innocent’ is literally her song. she’s just so taylor swift. she would LOVE suki waterhouse, but that’s not for another few years. OH WAIT REBEKAH’S CANONICALLY ALIVE IN 2024. she absolutely listens to chappell roan and it DEFINITELY does not make her think of hayley, why would you say that???
elijah listens to eight hour long symphonies and concertas, but won’t complain if one of the others is hogging the aux. he will not be so childish as to dagger his siblings over music disputes, (klaus), or break their arms (rebekah), thank you very much. he only demands control of the music when damon’s trying to seduce him (succeeding), because elijah knows how to woo & be wooed in return. that includes the romantic playlist. also, damon has a very annoying habit of singing along & playing air guitar when the bridge hits just right, usually whilst there is a cock in his ass.
finn likes renaissance fair music. he considers it to be contemporary, as he was daggered during this period.
#tvd#the vampire diaries#the originals#headcanons#tvdu#mikaelsons#damon salvatore#stefan salvatore#bi damon salvatore#elijah mikaelson#klefan#delijah#haybekah#klaus mikaelson#mystic falls#scooby gang#rebekah mikaelson#kol mikaelson#finn mikaelson#caroline forbes#bonnie bennett#elena gilbert#jeremy gilbert#alaric saltzman#tyler lockwood#matt donovan#katherine pierce#music#i wish i could make a segmented playlist. like a cluster of playlists within one. and i could mute the characters i don’t wanna listen to.#splatooshy
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Gang what do we think about possible Jovie and Isasona interactions
The gang thinks Jovie would ADORE Isa they would treat her like a little sister ‼️ (which checks out because Jovie does have a little sister)
I like to think Isa comes to her for help often since Jovie also gives that "cool upperclassmate" vibe
Although with Jovie being...well, Jovie, Isa should probably be ready for some...unusual answers
She is lucky Azul matches her freak, otherwise anyone else would raise an eyebrow at the things she says
I wouldn't even blame them like girl WHAT are you talking about...
#she's weird but that’s probably expected from someone who was raised in the woods#azul is safe all her words aren’t serious the worst he'll get are bite marks#isa <3#moot ask#ask me anything#jovelina enspellika#harry's art
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𝓘𝓝𝓣𝓡𝓞 🤭
Hi! This is my blog that I’m probably gonna just repost and sometimes post on! This is kinda an addition to my TikTok (slvt4dillon), which you should totally follow because I’m so sigma!! I’m also a little bit of a theater kid (I’ve been in 2 musicals, so I’m obviously a broadway star) and a choir kid so sorry in advance lol. My asks are always open and I’m always looking to answer questions abt anything! You can call me k or KC! Prns: she/her
Some shows/movies I like:
-The outsiders
-80s stuff in general pretty much
- Beavis and butthead
- South Park
-SpongeBob
-tosh.o
-Grease
Artists I like:
-Taylor Swift
-Mötley Crüe
-P!ATD
-Olivia Rodrigo
-Tuv
-Queen
-Bon Jovi
-Tyler, The Creator
You get the point lol.. some 80’s rock mixed with pop
Also, I don’t really write fics, but here’s the three I’ve written so far:
“Dallas’s Sick Day”: Dallas gets sick and he gets taken care of pretty much by Darry (not a ship fic)
“All Banged Up”: Uhh reader gets into a bar fight and seeks help from the gang (mostly Dallas x reader who’s afraid of the hospital)
“Chew Tobacco, Chew Tobacco, Chew Tobacco, Spit!”: Tex tries chewing tobacco, kinda gets caught
#the outsiders#beavis and butthead#south park#spongebob#tosh.0#taylor swift#motley crue#panic! at the disco#olivia rodrigo#queen band#bon jovi#tyler the creator
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🏀 Slam Dunk Headcanons: Aesthetics Shohoku 🏀
Sakuragi 🏀

Sakuragi’s aesthetic would be a jock since he is part of the delinquent gang with the four of his friends.
He would always be like one when it comes to basketball even though he might have poor skills at it at times 😞
But don’t worry, at least Haruko would support him which hopefully she’s going to love his style if he is a jock.
He would at least spend a lot of time at video games or sports, but mostly basketball to achieve his skills. He is athletic tbh.
He might want to wear a jock strap or just a letterman jackets along with a Shohoku team uniform with it.
Rukawa 🦊

Oh, this bad boy is DEPRESSED.
Rukawa would be into either goth stuff so emo things so I’m guessing he could be an E-boy tbh.
Lazy boy would be E-boy 🖤
If it’s too pretty for him, he might at least be plain emo then.
He would always admire with grunge aesthetics so he would want to look cool on it and I bet he would be listening to punk or metal rock music.
I’m pretty sure if he wears those things, the girls would really see him so dark whether they love it or not.
Crack: If he’s h?rny, he would want to be an emo femboy in private… 💀
Haruko 🌸

Sweet girl is nothing but a softie! 🧸
She has various favorites of aesthetics that can be cutesy and Japanese-cultured like bubble bujo, babygirl, girly, cute party kei, cutegore, choco girl, pastel, fairy kei, heisei retro, jirai kei, kawaii gamer, Lolita, MANY MORE!!!
But mostly, she loves to be a softie in general.
This girl will do anything for a cuteness overload to Sakuragi so he would explode with cuteness in a chibi form ❤️
She loves to write love letters, eating some sweets, spending much time listening to cute music, cuddling her pillows and plush toys, and collect kawaii figures.
Her most favorite part of all is wearing cute dresses and hoodies when going out, especially if she goes out for a date with Sakuragi.
Ayako 🧢

Here goes this baddie… 😎
Her aesthetics would mostly be tomboyish but she would love to have such cool and cleavage styles to be cool like Mcbling moodb, gyaru, baddie, city pop, scene, vaporwave, and boujee
Tomboyish girl is cool!
Lots of people would go crazy about her ngl.
Best girl can get sporty too if she wanted to be like Sakuragi.
What a bimbo 💅
Mitsui ⚡️

Mitsui would be into these aesthetics that has to do with rock/heavy metal music.
But I think he would be into grunge like Rukawa does but differently ofc.
He does have a sense of fashion back in his time with his former delinquent gang which I would’ve thought he looked like he belonged to a heavy metal band tbh.
He would be into AC/DC, Bon Jovi, Aerosmith, Kiss, Black Sabbath, and others..
If he can have that kind of aesthetic, he would wear leather jackets, studded belts, black jeans, hi-top shoes, and combat boots.
Akagi 🦍

This gorilla man would have a perfect sense of gangster stuff. 😎
GANGSTA ✨
Yes, he’s totally gonna have an obsession with gangster culture tbh.
This guy would be listening to rap music or hip-hop because of the violent lifestyle in USA.
He could wear a double-breasted suit so he can look like a total gangsta. Or he would just wear baggy clothes.
Ryota 7️⃣

Ryota on the other hand has so much experiences of aesthetics that can be weird and fun.
He would be some guy who might be used to those crazy and random weird things that he would like to see on TV or if he can play some video games like FNAF or Poppy Playtime.
POV: One day, Ryota came home from school and is literally crashed from having an amazing time of playing basketball with his team in the game performance.
But when he’s tired, he would sit and be on his computer all day but then hallucinate on weird scenery and stuff.
After that, he would end up having dreams that has to do with weirdcore.
Imagine if his teammates will turn themselves differently than normal, much to them becoming chibis.
Kogure 👓

I think this four-eyed boy would be a prep! 😊
His preppy style would be like sailor shorts, boat shoes, collared tops, and others.
This nerd would be really into college and old money stuff ngl.
Nerdy
I bet he would be quite obsessive with smart things once get himself preppy tho
I Think his favorite things about it would be like studying, vocabulary, advanced schoolwork, even many things that can make him reach to college (somehow if he would).
#slam dunk#hanamichi sakuragi#haruko akagi#takenori akagi#kaede rukawa#mitsui hisashi#kiminobu kogure#ayako#sd#anime#aesthetics#headcanons#au
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Lucy's Secrets
CHAPTER 1: THE CALM BEFORE THE STORM
Charlie Brown's POINT OF VIEW
Not too long before Violet stole Lucy's diary, things had been doing pretty good for me and my friends. Besides the typical school routine, Baseball, in which our team had been making a decent showing as well as winning at least a couple of games ever since Heather Wold joined our team. By the way, Heather Wold and I are together now.
But anyways, besides school as well as Baseball, there was the weekly hanging out at the Peanutstown Mall, especially playing arcade games at Sparky’s Arcade, making music with my band, Charlie Brown and The PEANUTS Gang, in which my band is a Pop, Rock, New Wave and Glam Rock band and I'm talking Bon Jovi, Whitesnake and Europe level of Glam Rock.
As you might have guessed, I am the lead male singer of the band, Snoopy, my not so normal Beagle is lead guitar, Lucy is lead female singer along with Heather, but she's also our other lead electric guitarist as well as the keytarist, Linus is the bassist, Franklin is the drummer and Schroeder is of course not just plays piano, but also plays the keyboard and synthesizer. There are other members of the band, but that's just the main part of the band.
Lastly, Lucy had been seeing a Psychiatrist for a long while and her Psychiatrist had diagnosed her as being bipolar due to her chronic irritability, depressed episodes and delusions of grandeur and started taking medication for her bipolar disorder to help with her mood swings right away. In addition to that, she had been seeking counseling to help with her issues. That also explains why Lucy had a diary so she could write down her thoughts and feelings, which makes so much sense and me and my friends are happy she's getting the help she needs.
In addition, she even apologized for her past behavior, which was the first time since that New Year’s party she had and we forgave her because she was being honest about it.
Ever since then, she's only crabby over things that are worth being crabby about, such as the taste of New Coke, which I can't blame her because everyone who tried that DID NOT like it at all and shortly after, the original Coke came back under the name Coca-Cola Classic.
It's the thing that sets Lucy apart from other people like Violet, for example. She can be crabby when it's worth it as well as bossy, but I do know she can be as assertive and sassy as Dorothy and Sophia from the sitcom The Golden Girls and definitely as sassy as Gordon Shumway also known as ALF from the sitcom of the same name. She also does seem to have a sweet and kinder side as well and she can be caring of others, including her brothers, Linus and Rerun and she does care about me and does consider me a friend.
Unfortunately, the same CANNOT be said for Violet because she hates me with every fiber of her body, especially since like I said, she only cares about herself and especially her Dad. I mean, she's pretty much a kid version of both Alexis Carrington, Joan Collins' character from the TV drama Dynasty, minus the British accent and Phyllis “Pizzazz” Gabor, the lead singer and guitarist of The Misfits from the cartoon Jem and The Holograms because of the fact that all three of them are snobby rich people.
Anyways, only me and my friends knew about Lucy seeking help that she had been getting.
UNTIL Violet stole her diary.
NEXT CHAPTER: “VIOLET GIVES RICH GIRLS A BAD NAME”
Fanfiction author's NOTE: the arcade, Sparky's Arcade is a shout-out to the lifelong nickname of PEANUTS creator, Charles M. Schulz, in which his lifelong nickname was Sparky.
For anyone curious about Lucy's New Year's party, please watch Snoopy Presents: For Auld Lang Syne.
I do not own PEANUTS. PEANUTS belongs to WildBrain. Copyright ©️ PEANUTS Worldwide LLC.
#charles m schulz#charlie brown#peanuts#peanuts comics#snoopy#charles schulz#peanuts fanfic#peanuts fanfiction#snoopy fanfic#snoopy fanfiction#charlie brown fanfic#charlie brown fanfiction#80s#80s fanfic#80s fanfiction#takes place in the 80s#1980s#1980s fanfiction#takes place in the 1980s#fanfiction#fanfic#lucy van pelt#violet gray#peanuts gang
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I'm not doing a full, careful review of Vampires: Los Muertos, because it isn't fucking worth it.
It's one of those bad movies that is so mindnumbingly boring that trying to scrounge up jokes about it reminds me acutely that I only get this one life, and I shouldn't be wasting it.
Suffice it to say, it is one of those movies where you feel like you've inadvertently missed half of it because nothing makes any sense. But no, that's just the movie. By the end they're cashing in character development they didn't actually do, and there is some elaborate scheme to kill a vampire that makes no sense because they forgot to explain why this vampire can't be killed by normal means.
All I can say about Jon Bon Jovi's acting is that he has a big face and good hair.

There is one Black character, because this came out after Blade so that is the reason. For zero reason, he specifically comes from Memphis, calls Jon Bon Jovi "boss" like he's Michael Clarke Duncan in The Green Mile, and betrays the group and turns into a vampire because "you gotta get head from a vampire once in your life." There is zero other explanation as to why he lets a white vampire lady bite his dick and infect him.
This is some form of racism that is too lazy and stupid to maybe even be racism. Like, it has to be, right? But come on.

Also this is R, but there is exactly one gory murder, and they tease doing sex twice, then don't. This was straight to video in 2002, guys. Were you trying to market this to churches? If half the cast in a movie like this isn't topless and covered in blood the whole time, you have failed at your one job.

Speaking of Blade, the head vampire is played by the actor who was the blonde lady vampire in Blade. Remember how eeriely hot and charasmatic and cool she was in that movie? Yeah well they give her like 3 lines here, and most of her performance is writhing.
She leads a gang of vampires that are literally murdering entire Mexican towns, for no reason. But then she stops that, sends them all home, and dedicates herself to trying to become a "daywalker," by doing some ritual in ancient Toltec ruins under a church she burned down. The movie never explains what the ritual is, how she knows it will work, or why she needs to do this, because lord knows she was doing perfectly fine without it. But also Jon Bon Jovi and all his friends seem to just know what this is all about and are very carefully trying to disrupt it with subtle subterfuge, and no one ever explains why or how.

Just fucking kill her. Why are you wasting time with any of this? Why do you need a remote-controlled winch on a car to drag her by the ankle out into the setting sun? Especially since even after you finally do this, her charred heart in her exploded corpse is still beating, and you still have to stake it? What is any of this??
I'm not even getting into the like 5 major plot holes that totally ruin the story. There is a whole thing about some powerful vampire relic the vampire lady needs for the ritual, even though she doesn't even know if it works the way she thinks it does. And it doesn't. But then it turns out that that was a FAKE relic the whole time, and the REAL one was hidden by a group of priests who all died defending the fake one like it was real! ...Except she literally just went in, killed them, and took it, and they had zero plan in place at the Vampire Relic Church to stop a vampire from stealing that relic. Also none of them actually know if the real artifact will work the way the legends say it might, either. Also all it might do anyway is give vampires daywalker powers. Which is nothing. She's already murdering entire towns! What does it matter what time of day she does that?

At one point Jon Bon Jovi gets a transfusion of vampire blood to become a vampire, specifically to sacrifice himself to stop the ritual. The movie then forgets he did that, because it never comes up once during the battle to stop the ritual. He does NOTHING whatsoever with that. He also has zero vampire traits from it, except at the end where he's like "the sun is bright on my eyes."
What was all of that for? Why did he do that? His plan still involved shooting a vampire with a harpoon and tying her leg to a car.
He also has a thing that is very obviously a rifle scope taken off of a rifle, that somehow is powered and has a heads-up display that can tell the viewer when someone's body temperature is cold (i.e., they are a vampire). And this thing seems to somehow have sensors that can detect this from a mile away, when the vampires are BURIED 3 FEET UNDERGROUND. You can point it at the ground and it can go "yep, there are bodies down there, colder than the ground itself." Which doesn't even make physical sense. They're walking corpses, not ice mummies, guys.
And of course he never plugs this thing in. Absolute nonsense, even for a stupid vampire movie.
Also every vampire ever in this movie is basically a werewolf that immediately freaks out and devours people the second it smells them. So why do you need to detect their body temperature? The person with fangs, trying to eat a guy, is the vampire, Sherlock Holmes. I think you're overthinking it.
The one and only reason this is set in Mexico is because it was cheaper to film it there. All the crew is Mexican. And ONE of the central cast is. And he doesn't do anything the entire time besides exclaim in Spanish any time vampire things happen.
Speaking of Blade again, Jon Bon Jovi has a katana! That I'm pretty sure he never uses! He just wears it on his back and throws SPEARS at the vampires.
They also have bullets that are, and I quote, "wooden casings filled with lead powder."
I'm not going to insult your intelligence by explaining the at least two things wrong and stupid about that.
I literally put the tape in the trash when it was over. Get this out of my house.

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❝ yeah, my family owns a mountain. well, like, most of it … like, the peak?? heh ... enough to call it mount washington, but it's actually called blackwood mountain — connected to blackwood pines. it's a whole thing. ❞
a whole community, or more it was. some parts thrived more than others, though only for so long — the mines were cursed, the sanitorium shut down in the 50's, and the hotel? razed down to its lowest levels in the effort to rebuild something new, brighter, and more luxurious. his father's greed knows no bounds, a sickness passed down through blood. a curse. we're cursed. i know it.
❝ we have a lodge, actually. my dad built it. heh, i basically grew up there. if you want, i could show you sometime? you might not know this about me, jovie, but i'm actually a wicked snowboarder. yeah, yeah. it's true. you'll just have to see for yourself. there's enough boards for us both, trust me. besides, if snowboarding isn't your thing, there's enough trails and scenic sights to get your fill for life. trust me. so, what do you say? you in? i could gather the gang together, get us all up there ... or it could be a more private trip? eh? just me and you?? come on, @goldcnpeaks, don't leave me hanging. you in? ❞
#josh washington.#ic.#verse tbd.#goldcnpeaks#so my idea kind of plays off that ask i answered#but we could kind of combine lores here?#equally though i also wrote this so it could be totally like non-ud related with just details of josh's backstory relating back to ud#like his background is the same and such but just the plot of ud doesn't happen entirely the same or at all#but his life details before the game are more or less the same#the world of ud is pretty open in that it leaves a lot for different lores to exist within it#so im fine to do like a lore mashup or just go more modern and follow more of your lore#this can be connected to that ask or not at all! whatever works best for you#also he is bragging rn yes#he can't help it he's a nepo baby but he is chlll fr#i also tagged all of the places i mentioned if you want or need reference but it's not required at all#the lodge might be good for pic references but no stress
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The T7S Gang's Modern Music Tastes.
Notes:
1. Boomer is the default, obviously. Millennial/Zoomer is just an addition, if they were younger.
2. I'm classifying 2000 and later as "modern." U2, Aerosmith, and Bon Jovi had some significant hits in the early/mid 00s.
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Boomer! Donna: Evanescence, Alicia Keys, KT Tunstall, No Doubt, Paramore (a guilty pleasure, if just a boomer), Sara Bareilles, Norah Jones, Adele, Bon Jovi, Aerosmith
Millennial/Zoomer! Donna: Blink 182, Good Charlotte, Fall Out Boy, Panic! At The Disco, Flyleaf, early Avril Lavigne, early Pink. She would have a massive pop punk phase.
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Boomer! Eric: Maroon 5, Coldplay, John Mayer, Five For Fighting, Weezer, Green Day, Bon Jovi, The Killers, U2, Aerosmith, Ed Sheeran, Dave Matthews Band, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Matchbox Twenty, Train, Michael Buble, The Goo Goo Dolls. And Nickelback, which the gang makes fun of him for.
Millennial/Zoomer! Eric: Linkin Park (for some dramatic teenage musing), The Lumineers, Bleachers, Mumford and Sons, Of Monsters and Men, maybe some Fun.
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Fez: Bruno Mars, The Weeknd, Beyonce (he's the biggest Beyonce stan, ever), Destiny's Child, Daft Punk, Avicii, Jungle, Sam Smith, Harry Styles
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Boomer! Hyde: The Black Keys, Hozier (the only very modern artist I can see him liking), Red Hot Chili Peppers, Queens of the Stone Age, Cage the Elephant, Muse, Lenny Kravitz, Green Day
Millennial/Zoomer! Hyde: Eminem, Arctic Monkeys, Tame Impala
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Boomer! Jackie: Adele, Ariana Grande, Taylor Swift (but not her country stuff), Mariah Carey, Sabrina Carpenter, Christina Aguilera, Britney Spears
Millennial/Zoomer! Jackie: One Direction, Fifth Harmony, and Little Mix. Tries to get Hyde into The 1975, because she thinks it's *so him.* Olivia Rodrigo is her angry music.
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Boomer! Kelso: Macklemore, The Killers, Franz Ferdinand, Shaggy, Baha Men, Gorillaz. Listens to Nickelback in secret.
Millennial/Zoomer! Kelso: Jack Harlow (he says he's his biggest fan), Twenty One Pilots, Cobra Starship, 3OH!3, Gym Class Heroes
#that 70s show#that 90s show#eric forman#jackie burkhart#donna pinciotti#steven hyde#michael kelso#fez#my essays
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13.0.12.8.1
oxlajun[13] IMIX/IMOX [crocodile] - kan[4] WAYEB
galactic tone: ascension/ universal movement
sun: crocodile/red/east
open to new beginnings - MAYA
mahtlactli-onei [13] - CIPACTLI [crocodile]
Citlalicue | Tonacatecuhtli
toznene [parrot]
lord of the night: Mictlantecuhtli
trecena [13]: Chalchihuitotolin
x: caxtolli-onei [18] - hueicuilhuitl - NAHUA
"Ukranian Milkmaids Work Hard Like Miners", Maria Primachenko, 1970
Day Cipactli (Crocodile, known as Imix in Maya) is governed by Tonacatecuhtli, Lord of Nurturance, as its provider of tonalli (Shadow Soul) life energy. Cipactli is an auspicious day, signifying advancement and honor. It depicts energy and work, rewards and recognition. A good day for beginnings. [www.azteccalendar.com]
Since it is a day for it (and what I have been doing, just not for pay), here are some songs that feature the word WORK:
Donna Summers: She Works Hard for the Money
Public Enemy: Brothers Gonna Work It Out
Men At Work: Who Can It Be Now?
Megan thee Stallion: Work That
DEVO: Working in a Coal Mine
Taylor Swift: How to Get the Girl
Loverboy: Working for the Weekend
MGMT: She Works Out Too Much
Beyonce: Work it Out & Sandcastles
Elvis Presley: House of Sand
Meghan Trainor: Workin' on It
Hozier: Work Song
Iggy Azaela: Work
ABBA: Money, Money, Money
U2: Deep in the Heart
TV Girl: It Almost Worked
Two Door Cinema Club: Something Good Can Work
Nicki Minaj: Hard White
Lupe Fiasco: Body of Work
Daft Punk: Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger
Britney Spears: Work Bitch & Private Show
Gracie Abrams: I Know It Won't Work
Chris de Burgh: Spirit of Man
P!nk: Dear, Mr. President
RuPaul: Supermodel (You Better Work)
Lady Gaga: Black Jesus + Amen Fashion
Lynyrd Skynyrd: White Dove & Workin' for MCA
Bon Jovi: Work for the Working Man
Otis Redding: Chain Gang
Steely Dan: Dirty Work
The Rolling Stones: Dirty Work
Mitski: Working for the Knife
Gang Starr: Work
SZA: Go Gina
Tears for Fears: The Working Hour
Huey Lewis & The News: Working for a Living
Frank Zappa: Dong Work for Yuda
Harry Belafonte: Jump In the Line
Bob Dylan: Maggie's Farm & Narrow Way
Elton John: Can I Put You On
Luther Vandross: Heaven Knows
Tina Turner: It's Gonna Work Out Fine
Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers: It'll All Work Out
Bob Marley: Work & We and Dem
Tom Waits: I Can't Wait to Get Off Work
Isley Brothers: Work to Do
The Spinners: Working My Way Back to You
The Clash: Clampdown
Kate Bush: This Woman's Work
Depeche Mode: Work Hard & Monument
John Lennon: Working Class Hero
The Beatles: Twist and Shout & We Can Work It Out
Muddy Waters: Got My Mojo Working
Prince: Let's Work
Ella Fitzgerald: Cotton Tail
Billie Holiday: Nice Work If You Can Get It
#today's date#maya long count#maya calendar#nahua calendar#nahua teotl#mexica calendar#aztec calendar#aztec gods#playlist: WORK#billie holiday#ella fitzgerald#donna summer#kate bush#megan thee stallion#beyonce#nicki minaj#taylor swift#meghan trainor#abba#tv girl#mitski#tina turner
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