#John sims

[screamingoutjoyfuriously]

Jon Ruins Everything. But maybe that's Important?

Was gonna post a rant about how Jon ruined everything and made all the worst possible decisions he could, and yet??? That's the reason he's so precious to me?

He just did whatever he could to help. He made decisions that feel so very wrong to us because we knew the genre he was living in. But he didn't? He was just this guy who had to keep living through this hellish corporate lifestyle that somehow ended with him having caused the Apocalypse? He was literally doomed by the narrative from the start. At a job that no one except Elias felt he was worthy for (and we all know why).

And later when he (and we, be honest) felt like he was getting the hang of things and maybe everything was going to be ok; NO IT WASN'T? He met others like him, and they passed him around laughing and indulging him like everything was some cosmic joke he wasn't allowed to be a part of. And when he was a part of it, he had to come to terms with the fact that somehow, he was going to ruin everything.

And yes, he was snappy (and snarky and a general downer to be around; I feel ya Tim) but isn't that all of us? Lemme see you go to work and see everything in disarray, with incompetent colleagues, an uncaringly smiling boss and somehow be a ray of sunshine. Go on, do it.

Oh and yeah, most things written above were harsh but it was mostly directed at my own exasperation with Jon ok? But maybe you needed to hear this too.

[niinnyu]

Eye see. Heh.

[waidudu]

Jonathan Sims as dr David!!! Please lobotomize me!!!

[am-i-jojo]

Average day in the archives

[pisscentral]

this is so them

[g0bleen]

I have been John Simsed

He torments me, i can no longer draw anyone else 😔

[danascullysjournal]

“Oh, Archivist.”

It’s finished! Nikola Orsinov kidnapping Jon sent me spiraling so I had to paint it. The horrors he endures😵‍💫🥺 poor Jon. I don’t think the creators meant to have the wax figures melting but that’s how it is in my head

Detail below:

[cowboy-by-proxy]

My second Favorite Skrunkly little guy, who was doomed from the very beginning.

[iosiffweisbein]

Ceaseless watcher, turn your gaze upon this wretched thing

I really got into Magnus Archives

[i-eat-mold]

just here to say that gertrude robinson is the single funniest character. she is THE character. she dies before the show even starts. shes an old lady that adopted an edgy teen and traveled the world. She is the avatar of one of the fourteen elditch horrors that feed on primordial fears, she had basically infite knowledge of everything and her plan to stop one of the rituals of a cult of another one of said list of eldrich horrors was to blow it up with a bunch of c4. we only find out about this because she stored all of the explosives in a random storage unit and the aforementioned edgy teen with mommy issues (who by the way, is dead, but when he died she sneaked into the morgue to put him inside a book) speaks through the book to the woman's succesor who, by the way, has no idea what the fuck is going on because neither she nor anyone else has bothered to explain shit to him, and tells him that she kept something important in the unit. we only find out about this after 100 episodes of the show. She feeds her subordinates to an all consuming monster/god, but its ok i guess. Later on (earlier on? at the same time? in a different timeline? after?) the literal end of the world and the end of the end of the world shes back and still has to deal with this stupid teenager who at least doesnt spend half his life focused on dyeing his hair and the other half about finding murder books (not as books about murder but as in, books who actively murder). She is a well experienced arsonist despite having no affiliation with the actual official arsonists club that is yet another cult to yet another one of the previously mentioned eldritch horrors. She is, however, metaphysically tied to the Chosen One, the Messiah of said cult, or some shit. She is absolutely terrible at her actual office job (on purpose). She dismembered a guy (who was her assistant) and probably commited several undocumented crimes against humanity. Once again, she has all seeing abilities and barely noticed her favorite assistant was torturing a coworker. She dares her murderous boss to kill her and gets surprised when he does so. When asked what to do about a literal Monster Pig, her advice is to encase it in cement. She was such a bitch. Her plan B was always to set things on fire. Her plan A was often to set things on fire. One of these instances was approved by her boss (the one who killed her). It is canon that the reason she started all this shit in her life was because the fire cult killer her cat. She sacrified another one of her assistants who became an avatar of the literal concept of Insanity but it was just a other thursday for her. She knows on a first name basis pretty much every person and monster affiliated with the eldritch horrors that she tries to keep at bay on the daily. She stopped a ritual for The Lonely by making the place a tourist destination. She has an ebay account. Instead of performing a ritual for the God that she was affiliated with, she wanted to destroy it and planned to 1. blind herself, and 2. set fire (yet again) to her workplace. It didnt work, because and her boss, who was also the one who was going to perform the ritual, finds her right before and kills her after she says he has no balls to do so. Also she is voiced by the mother of the main character's voice actor (who he named with his own, full, legal name) and the series' writer, which are the same person. Shes the worst, shes the best, i love her, we will never get anyone like her again, we need more characters like her.

[doodlespaulas]

Wholesome jmart animatic as an apology for the last one i shared

[thewizardofschnoz]

Jon gets breakfast

[niinnyu]

Revenge is best served with friends helping you.

[d3adp1g3on]

The whole world is afraid, Martin. Because of me.

[am-i-jojo]

John’s hair timeline (the hospital buzzed it after the Unknowing, much to John’s dismay)

[pisscentral]

i haven’t posted art in months,, old tma fanart from august be upon ye,,,

(i also finished main character headshots for every season 🙏)