#John Adams quotes

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"I must study politics and war, that our sons may have the liberty to study mathemathics and philosophy. Our sons ought to study mathematics and philosophy, geography, natural history and naval architecture, navigation, commerce and agriculture in order to give their children a right to study painting, poetry, music, architecture, statuary, tapestry and porcelain."

John Adams, 1780

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Saw as The Onion articles :3

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breathe in. breathe out. i love you. i’m glad we share a sky and an ocean and a whole world.

[the anthropocene reviewed by john green / hunt for the wilderpeople / we love you on tiktok / the dream thieves by maggie stiefvater / anne with an e / aftersun]

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Hazbin Hotel characters as John Mulaney quotes part 2:

(Part 1 3 4)

Charlie: My vibe is like, ‘Hey, you could probably pour soup in my lap and I’ll apologize to you.’

Husk, about Angel: It’s like they’re under the impression that they’re like a celebrity. It’s like they all have this attitude of ‘Don’t you know who I am?! I’m Strawberry Alarm Clock!’ No, I’m sorry, I didn’t recognize you. It’s just I don’t hang out in the one bar where you get free drinks.

Angel, returning home from work: I am now gross.

Adam, breaking Alastor’s cane: Now I’ve thrown him off his rhythm!

Lucifer: Hello, I’m Chip Mulaney, I’m your father.

Vox: Well then, let’s not see eachother for 8 months and it doesn’t matter at all.

Alastor: This is an on fire garbage can. Could be a nursery.

Narrator, about Charlie: Then it is revealed that she has no plan.

Valentino: I am damp all the time. I am damp now and I will be damp later.

Vaggie, about Adam: And I don’t like to speak ill of the dead, but he was a lousy guy right?

[deadpresidents]

"He is an old friend with whom I have often had occasion to labor on many a knotty problem, and in whose abilities and steadiness I always found great cause to confide."

-- John Adams, on Thomas Jefferson, 1784

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"It is with much reluctance that I am obliged to look upon him as a man whose mind if warped by prejudice and so blinded by ignorance as to be unfit for the office he holds. However wise and scientific as a philosopher, as a politician he is a child and a dupe of party."

-- President John Adams, on his Vice President Thomas Jefferson, 1797

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"I always loved Jefferson, and still love him."

-- Former President John Adams, expressing his fondness for former President Thomas Jefferson to Edward Coles, which ultimately led to the two former Presidents rekindling their friendship and beginning a remarkable correspondence that lasted until they both died, within hours of one another, on July 4, 1826 -- the 50th anniversary of the Declaration of Independence.

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MORE QUOTES

Lucifer: “Sam, it's me. The Devil. I'm here to convince you to do sin. Come with me, steal candy from babies and small businesses.”

Sam: “I will never do such a thing! I'll sin my own way!”

Lucifer: “OK bye.”

(Explosion)

Sam: “OKAY I'LL SIN I'LL SIN–”

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Ketch: “New idea: adultery.”

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Dean: “I need to update my audio equipment.” (Cocks gun) “I have updated my audio equipment.”

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Lucifer: “I'm about to become the one thing more powerful than Jesus Christ. The President of the United States!”

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Gabriel: (solemnly) “He thinks I'm a… pervert now.”

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Crowley: “Good job, you've earned 16 sin points.”

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Chuck: “Aye, bing bong. You're doing a bad job.”

Sam: “I know I'm doing a bad job!”

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Metatron: “I am a gamer and I am in Hell.”

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Benny: “The ultimate evil.”

Dean: “Gambling.”

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Gabriel: (appearing out of nowhere) “Ding-a-ling cocksucker.”

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Amara: “You know what? Fuck you, you're going to space.”

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Crowley: (to Dean) “Do you know what a logistic issue it is when you destroy Hell? THAT'S MY HOUSE.”

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Gabriel: “AND SHE HAD A DIAMOND IN HER VAGINA?!”

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Belphegor: “I can't believe your tits are one polygon.”

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Michael: (about Adam) “Now I can carry around my boyfriend wherever I want.”

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Jack: “Whattya know… three. That's how old I am.”

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Sam: “Dad, I have something to tell you.”

Bobby: “What is it sweet angel, darling eh– butter biscuit, honeysuckle, love of my life, noodle… spaghetti (wheeze) sauce?”

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Belphegor: “I've ate nothing but drywall the past three years.”

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Lucifer: “There's a lot of sin in this w– is that an alien?”

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Lucifer: “Hi Sammy… it's me…. The Devil. I looooveee youuuu… I'm having so much fun with youuuu…”

Sam: “Thank you?”

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Nick: “I can die happy tomorrow!”

Mary: “T-tomorrow?”

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Dean: “You're an asshole, man.”

Crowley: “You are what you eat, Squirrel.”

Dean: “WHAT.”

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Michael: “PSYCHIC. ATTACK. FUCK YOU.”

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John: “WHAT? YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO FUCK MY WIFE! KETCH. KETCH COME BACK. WHAT THE FU–”

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Chuck: (to Metatron) “Where are you going you cucker?”

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Castiel: (calling Jody) “911 I've been atta–HUUGHDDD”

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Gabriel: “You over there–shut up! And you over there–take off my pants!”

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Jack: “I have a question for you. If I gave Dean 15 apples, and Sam gave Dean another 16, and Sunny took away 3… my question is, what is the total mass of the sun?”

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John: *sees Lawrence and Adam together* John: They're cute. I would put them on a boat. Amanda: You mean... you ship them?

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ary scheffer / justus knetch / snake & ocelot

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John Adams: i do not want a career. I want to sit on the porch.

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Hamilton: But staying up all night is a wonderful thing!!!

Hamilton: unfortunately it will also ruin your life

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Hamilton: betsey, please please please dont allow our son to hang out with your dad again

Eliza: but Philip likes spending time with his grandfather, why not?

Hamilton: im gonna show you something. Philip, how old are you.

Philip, who's spent way too much time around old ppl: if the lord see fit, i shall turn 9 in January

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Jefferson: (sings the entirety of "What the World Needs" while everybody else is staring at him)

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Lafayette: (driving a car, he sees a sign) road work ahead?

Lafayette: uhm yes i sure hope it does

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Lafayette: AAA STOP I COULD HAVE DROPPED MY CROISSANT

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Bonus:

Edward VI: mom im dying please stop beatboxing

Jane's ghost: (sad beatboxing)

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More Saw textposts because why not

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WITH AN ADDED BONUS!

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EB: karkat.

CG: OH NO.

EB: i’ve got a question.

CG: IF THIS IS WHAT I THINK IT IS-

EB: do you have a gay crush on adam sandlers.

CG: OH GOD. THIS IS SO REPULSIVE. WHY DIDN’T THE GODS FUCKING STRIKE ME DOWN.

EB: is that a yes???

CG: I’LL FEED YOU TO HORRORTERRORS IF YOU KEEP ASKING. 

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Saw Characters as Things in my High School friendgroup QuoteBook

Adam: "HAVE YOU EVER HAD YOUR PUSSY STABBED?!"

Lawrence: "... what?"

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Amanda: "That's it. I'm getting the bat-"

John: "Let's NOT beat Mark with a bat please?"

Amanda: "I'm only gonna whack him upside the head if he needs some sense knocked into him. Until then, it's a threat. Not a weapon."

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Billy the Puppet: "Jigsaw does not say... giggidy giggidy."

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Adam: "400 dollars a month for HEALTH INSURANCE?! ... I think I'll just die-"

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John, to Mark: "I'm not dealing with you anymore. You're adopted."

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Amanda: "Not... everyone's a lesbian?"

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Perez: "If you die, then we all die. You don't want to start that train, do you?"

Strahm, deadpan and monotone: "CHOO. CHOO."

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Scott: "If you eat cheese whiz out of the can; no cracker, no nothing? You're either a serial killer or a homosexual."

Adam: "Why not both?"

Scott: "One or the other... no options."

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Strahm: "I'm a good person."

Hoffman: "Goooood Morning!"

Strahm: "SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!"

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Adam: "Exciting as in 'your dad just killed himself' or exciting as in 'emus have gone extinct and anteaters rule the world'?"