#John Kramer
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iโd be a much better jigsaw apprentice than mark hoffman because all he does while they set up the games is pout and be all grumpy whereas i would be asking john interesting and thought-provoking questions like โis the grinch his name or his ethnicity or his job?โ and heโd love it
#me and amanda would gang up on hoffman and itโd be Hilarious#saw#saw franchise#saw movies#saw v#saw vi#saw vii#john kramer#jigsaw#mark hoffman#jigsaw apprentices#.txt
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๐ต๐จ๐ผ๐ฎ๐ฏ๐ป๐ ๐ถ๐น ๐ต๐ฐ๐ช๐ฌ ๐ป๐ฏ๐ฌ ๐ช๐ฏ๐ถ๐ฐ๐ช๐ฌ ๐ฐ๐บ ๐๐ถ๐ผ๐น๐บ๐
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#horror#horror movies#horror films#saw#saw x#saw x (2023)#saw franchise#billy the puppet#john kramer#amanda young#mark hoffman#lawrence gordon#adam stanheight#saw xi#dailycinema#dailyhorrorfilms#junkfoodcinemas#2020s horror#saw movies#sawposting#happy christmas#merry xmas#*mine: post#sawsource#horrorfilmsource
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are there any jigsquad fanfics where itโs just mark and amanda arguing for 10,000+ words while adam and lawrence are making out on the sidelines
#saw#adam faulkner stanheight#lawrence gordon#chainshipping#mark hoffman#amanda young#john kramer#jigsquad
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#saw#sawposting#saw 2004#saw franchise#adam faulkner stanheight#lawrence gordon#john kramer#amanda young#mark hoffman#peter strahm#daniel rigg#jill tuck
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can saw characters cook?
adam - barely. heโs got solid basics (eggs, grilled cheese, etc) but if he tries a complicated dish itโll turn outโฆ. subpar
lawrence - yes. not as good as allison can, but raising a kid makes you learn to make a few solid dishes
amanda - never learned, but sheโs got the potential
hoffman - no. look at me. he cannot. im sure he can cook a burger and pasta and thats it
strahm - he could if he wanted to, but he lives on a strict diet of coffee and protein bars when necessary 98% of the time
perez - yes. she can cook the best out of everyone on this list
kramer - he can cook. jill was treated well
eric - he canโt. his wife did all the cooking so heโs stuck eating tv dinners now
rigg - heโs mediocre. heโs been learning but heโs in the habit of burning things
kerry - sheโs got basics but sheโs more of a baker if anything
tapp - no. not at all, no intention to learn.
sing - he can cook and he is the only reason tapp stays fed somedays
gibson - he is always snacking on something of course he can cook
#saw#saw 2004#saw ii#saw iii#saw iv#saw v#saw vi#saw 3d#saw 7#saw the final chapter#adam stanheight#lawrence gordon#amanda young#mark hoffman#peter strahm#lindsey perez#john kramer#jigsaw#eric matthews#daniel rigg#allison kerry#david tapp#steven sing#matt gibson#sawposting
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Furrys your saw because why the fuck not
A lot of these were suggestions on Reddit by people with much bigger brains than me that had the most correct takes on everything
Reasonings down below:
John: Cross orb weaver. Spiders are known for their beautiful webs used to trap their prey, which fit John because his whole deal is making elaborate traps. I chose a cross orb weaver specifically because orb weavers have some of the most beautiful webs I've ever seen and religious symbolism goes hard.
Diego: Pallid Bat. Okay I didn't really have a specific reason for him, a bat just fits him in a way I can't describe. It just goes hard tbh
Adam: Opossum. It just made sense, that guy is so possum. Also I may be leaning into the Adam is alive theory, but opossums are really good at playing dead.
Hoffman: Orca. Orcas are big, bulky pack animals, which not only fits him design wise, but plays into his fall from grace stemming from the death of his sister.
Billy: Piglet. Billy is, essentially, the mascot of the apprentices. He's like the VTuber model. And pigs are a whole thing in Saw lore, so why not merge the two?
Logan: Fox. I wanted to make both Logan and Lawrence canines, since I planned for Jill to be a canine and something something blond doctors. Anyways I chose a fox in particular since foxes are often depicted as tricksters and deceitful, and Jigsaw was, essentially, about deceiving the police and tricking them into believing it was Halloran that was Jigsaw.
Michael: English spot rabbit. Buny.
Zep: Hyena. Have you EVER seen a MF that looked more like a hyena? Yeah, didn't think so.
Amanda: Maine Coon. I feel like she's very feline coded in general, and Maine Coon cats are usually loners just as Amanda is. Cats are also stereotyped to be mean and feisty animals, and guess what Amanda is?
Lynn: Vampire deer. Wouldn't it be funny if all the Denlons were deer because their son got run over. Jokes aside this design unironically goes kinda hard and I like it.
#tw spiders#furry art#sfw furry#also i think it would bw funny if strahm was a chihuahua. specifically a hyper over stimulated one that goes nuts if you breathe too hard#i did give hoffman the massive pouty lips. why does he have them if orcas are lipless? dont ask me ask him#i might do the fullbody designs if anyones interested#and fanfic.#saw movies#saw franchise#sawtism#sawposting#saw#john kramer#mark hoffman#amanda young#logan nelson#diego cortez#lynn denlon#shotgunshipping#zep hindle#michael marks#adam stanheight
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y u bully me :,|
Hello John.
Over the years, you set your countless kidnapped victims up for failure. You placed them into a situation causing an almost certain death, and you called this perversion a test of their will.
As an insult to the gruesome injury you inflicted, you bullied your subjects in your so-called instructional tapes, calling them โmostly just patheticโ and โunworthy of the body you possess". As someone who did this to feel some power over the news of his deteriorating health, you are very familiar with the seemingly endless pharmaceuticals you swallow. Today, your prescription is a taste of your own medicine:
You will be bullied.
This is your test.
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honestly though
I'm kinda stuck on thinking about what would've happened if Gideon was born yet the events of Saw still happened
Would he be a Kylo Ren type character where he's following John in his footsteps or just an annoying ass little kid that irritates the other apprentices?
HSJGGKGK Both are really funny to think about ๐ญ
On a more serious note, though, you could go in circles for hours over just. Wondering if Gideon would have looked at him with pride, or shame..... If he would have happily worn the Kramer name, or strictly chosen to go by his mother's name. If he would have been like a shadow to John, or if he would have actually been there for Jill in her time of need, when his dad chose not to (which obv in this world, there'd have to be a different inciting incident for John to fully go off the deep end, and all but abandon Jill when SHE WAS FUCKIN GOING THROUGH IT TOO),
WE'LL JUST NEVER KNOW ๐
But like also in a world with an adult Gideon, and where John is still kicking (we're ignoring the cancer here for the bit), I just need at least one instance of
"AND THEN I PUT THOSE UNGRATEFUL, LOW INCOME KIDS IN A GAME WHERE THEY HAD ONE MINUTE TO CUT THEMSELVES IN HALF OR ELSE THEY WOULD HAVE HAD MULTIPLE THREE TO FIVE INCH-SIZED HOLES EXPLODED INTO THEIR HEADS. BECAUSE THEY DARED TO TURN TO SELF-DESTRUCTION IN A SOCIETY THAT REJECTED THEM AT EVERY TURN. โ๏ธ BECAUSE THAT WAS THEIR FAULT, OBVIOUSLY โ๏ธ SHOULDN'T HAVE CHOSEN TO BE POOR ๐ฉ"
"Yes, dad, they're all very ungrateful, please just take your medication,"
But uh goofiness aside lol. MUCH TO THINK ABOUT,
I just know that whatever last name I chose to go by, I'd be changing my first name without a second thought ๐ฉ Fuck ass name. Gideon. Okay lmao
#replies#sawposting#saw#saw franchise#sawtism#john kramer#jill tuck#gideon saw#saw thoughts#ramblings
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โwe need an alcohol free queer space for adults with no friends to meet each otherโ
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completely losing it at this age rating review for saw (2004)
#saw 2004#saw franchise#james wan#leigh whannell#horror memes#horror movie#john kramer#jigsaw#saw movie#bro strider
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actual nightmare blunt rotation
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who's coming to the saw patrol double feature /j
[ID: An article headline from the website Den of Geek reading "Forget Barbenheimer and Get Ready for Saw Patrol. Saw X and Paw Patrol: The Mighty Movie are now set to be released on the same day." End ID.]
#saw#sawposting#sawblr#saw 2004#saw movies#saw franchise#adam faulkner#adam faulkner stanheight#adam stanheight#dr lawrence gordon#lawrence gordon#john kramer#paw patrol#guess I should tag that too#saw patrol#animal abuse tw
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"kill them with kindness" wrong. SAW BATHROOM TRAP. ๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช ๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช ๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช
#can i bring this trend here i thought it was funny#these are saw emojis#saw#sawposting#saw franchise#saw 2004#jigsaw#john kramer#adam stanheight#lawrence gordon#emoji#emoji span
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i have this picture as my current desktop screen so everytime i close my laptop i say โgame overโ and slam it shut
#i love him i swear#feel free to steal this idea i love putting my bisexual brunette into situations#saw#saw 2004#adam faulkner stanheight#adam stanheight#saw franchise#saw movies#sawposting#adam saw#sawtism#john kramer
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my favorite critically acclaimed movie
#saw#saw fanart#myart#lawrence gordon#john kramer#amanda young#mark hoffman#little miss sunshine#when john died they put him in the trunk of the car
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Lawrence being a jigsaw apprentice makes Saw 3 extremely funny
#im hyperfixating on saw right now. sorry#also i dont know saw timeline lore that welll so dont think too hard about this#saw#saw 3#art#fanart#artists on tumblr#digital art#comic#saw franchise#sawtism#lawrence gordon#amanda young#john kramer
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