#John 7:37-39
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mybeautifulchristianjourney · 8 months ago
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Rivers of Living Water
37 In the last day, that great day of the feast, Jesus stood and cried, saying, If any man thirst, let him come unto me, and drink. 38 He that believeth on me, as the scripture hath said, out of his belly shall flow rivers of living water. 39 (But this spake he of the Spirit, which they that believe on him should receive: for the Holy Ghost was not yet given; because that Jesus was not yet glorified.) — John 7:37-39 | Cambridge Paragraph Bible (CAMB) The Cambridge Paragraph Bible of the Authorized English Version, by Scrivener, Frederick Henry Ambrose, 1813-1891. Published by Cambridge University Press. Cross References: Leviticus 23:36; Numbers 29:35; Nehemiah 8:18; Proverbs 1:23; Proverbs 8:17; Isaiah 12:3; Isaiah 35:6; Isaiah 44:3; Isaiah 55:1; Joel 2:28; John 1:33; John 8:54
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trueconservativepundit · 5 months ago
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Are You Spiritually Thirsty?
By Adrian Rogers “On the last day, that great day of the feast, Jesus stood and cried out, saying, ‘If anyone thirsts, let him come to Me and drink. He who believes in Me, as the Scripture has said, out of his heart will flow rivers of living water.’ But this He spoke concerning the Spirit, whom those believing in Him would receive; for the Holy Spirit was not yet given, because Jesus was not…
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suziegallagher · 9 months ago
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SPIRITUAL ACCOMPANIMENT: A PERSONAL VISION.
Water, water everywhere and not a drop to drink Introduction Water is needed by humans, animals, and plant life. This has been apparent in the last month as the grass changed from lush green to straw in colour and spirit in the summer heat. Water is needed to grow and when there is no water there is no growth. The purpose of a Spiritual Accompaniment Process is to grow in the presence of rivers…
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macrolit · 6 months ago
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The 100 Best Books of the 21st Century.
As voted on by 503 novelists, nonfiction writers, poets, critics and other book lovers — with a little help from the staff of The New York Times Book Review.
NYT Article.
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Q: How many of the 100 have you read? Q: Which ones did you love/hate? Q: What's missing?
Here's the full list.
100. Tree of Smoke, Denis Johnson 99. How to Be Both, Ali Smith 98. Bel Canto, Ann Patchett 97. Men We Reaped, Jesmyn Ward 96. Wayward Lives, Beautiful Experiments, Saidiya Hartman 95. Bring Up the Bodies, Hilary Mantel 94. On Beauty, Zadie Smith 93. Station Eleven, Emily St. John Mandel 92. The Days of Abandonment, Elena Ferrante 91. The Human Stain, Philip Roth 90. The Sympathizer, Viet Thanh Nguyen 89. The Return, Hisham Matar 88. The Collected Stories of Lydia Davis 87. Detransition, Baby, Torrey Peters 86. Frederick Douglass, David W. Blight 85. Pastoralia, George Saunders 84. The Emperor of All Maladies, Siddhartha Mukherjee 83. When We Cease to Understand the World, Benjamin Labutat 82. Hurricane Season, Fernanda Melchor 81. Pulphead, John Jeremiah Sullivan 80. The Story of the Lost Child, Elena Ferrante 79. A Manual for Cleaning Women, Lucia Berlin 78. Septology, Jon Fosse 77. An American Marriage, Tayari Jones 76. Tomorrow, and Tomorrow, and Tomorrow, Gabrielle Zevin 75. Exit West, Mohsin Hamid 74. Olive Kitteridge, Elizabeth Strout 73. The Passage of Power, Robert Caro 72. Secondhand Time, Svetlana Alexievich 71. The Copenhagen Trilogy, Tove Ditlevsen 70. All Aunt Hagar's Children, Edward P. Jones 69. The New Jim Crow, Michelle Alexander 68. The Friend, Sigrid Nunez 67. Far From the Tree, Andrew Solomon 66. We the Animals, Justin Torres 65. The Plot Against America, Philip Roth 64. The Great Believers, Rebecca Makkai 63. Veronica, Mary Gaitskill 62. 10:04, Ben Lerner 61. Demon Copperhead, Barbara Kingsolver 60. Heavy, Kiese Laymon 59. Middlesex, Jeffrey Eugenides 58. Stay True, Hua Hsu 57. Nickel and Dimed, Barbara Ehrenreich 56. The Flamethrowers, Rachel Kushner 55. The Looming Tower, Lawrence Wright 54. Tenth of December, George Saunders 53. Runaway, Alice Munro 52. Train Dreams, Denis Johnson 51. Life After Life, Kate Atkinson 50. Trust, Hernan Diaz 49. The Vegetarian, Han Kang 48. Persepolis, Marjane Satrapi 47. A Mercy, Toni Morrison 46. The Goldfinch, Donna Tartt 45. The Argonauts, Maggie Nelson 44. The Fifth Season, N.K. Jemisin 43. Postwar, Tony Judt 42. A Brief History of Seven Killings, Marlon James 41. Small Things Like These, Claire Keegan 40. H Is for Hawk, Helen Macdonald 39. A Visit from the Goon Squad, Jennifer Egan 38. The Savage Detectives, Roberto Balano 37. The Years, Annie Ernaux 36. Between the World and Me, Ta-Nehisi Coates 35. Fun Home, Alison Bechdel 34. Citizen, Claudia Rankine 33. Salvage the Bones, Jesmyn Ward 32. The Lines of Beauty, Alan Hollinghurst 31. White Teeth, Zadie Smith 30. Sing, Unburied, Sing, Jesmyn Ward 29. The Last Samurai, Helen DeWitt 28. Cloud Atlas, David Mitchell 27. Americanah, Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie 26. Atonement, Ian McEwan 25. Random Family, Adrian Nicole LeBlanc 24. The Overstory, Richard Powers 23. Hateship, Friendship, Courtship, Loveship, Marriage, Alice Munro 22. Behind the Beautiful Forevers, Katherine Boo 21. Evicted, Matthew Desmond 20. Erasure, Percival Everett 19. Say Nothing, Patrick Radden Keefe 18. Lincoln in the Bardo, George Saunders 17. The Sellout, Paul Beatty 16. The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Clay, Michael Chabon 15. Pachinko, Min Jin Lee 14. Outline, Rachel Cusk 13. The Road, Cormac McCarthy 12. The Year of Magical Thinking, Joan Didion 11. The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao, Junot Diaz 10. Gilead, Marilynne Robinson 9. Never Let Me Go, Kazuo Ishiguro 8. Austerlitz, W.G. Sebald 7. The Underground Railroad, Colson Whitehead 6. 2666, Roberto Bolano 5. The Corrections, Jonathan Franzen 4. The Known World, Edward P. Jones 3. Wolf Hall, Hilary Mantel 2. The Warmth of Other Suns, Isabel Wilkerson 1. My Brilliant Friend, Elena Ferrante
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holyspiritgirl · 6 months ago
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What is Spiritual Warfare and how to overcome it with the help of God?
• Spiritual warfare is the idea that there's a battle going on between good and evil forces. In Christianity, this means a fight between God and His angels against the devil and his demons. It mainly happens in our minds, hearts, and spirits. It’s about resisting bad thoughts, temptations, and influences that go against what God wants for us. Though we believe that Jesus has indeed already defeated Satan by dying on the cross and coming back to life, the enemy still tries to lead us to sin in order to push us away from God, thus spiritual warfare.
• “Symptoms” vary since the devil attacks you where it hurts the most, to make you as vulnerable as possible; but here are some of the most common ones:
- believing that your not worthy of having a relationship with God or talking to God therefore feeling the need to distance yourself from him
-self destructive / sabotage / harm temptations
-paranoia / overthinking
-strong headaches / body aches
-temptations towards sin such as lust, gluttony, laziness, anger.. etc, depends on your weaknesses
-self hatred & self doubt / doubt in faithfulness
-hopelessness, fear, anxiety
-random depressive moods & replaying bad memories … the list goes on!
• Living a life more aligned with God’s will is seen as a threat to Satan and his purposes, leading to increased attempts to discourage or derail one’s faith journey. With a deeper relationship with God often comes a greater sense of purpose and mission, attracting more challenges and obstacles from evil forces trying to prevent one from fulfilling God’s plans. Our Father allows these intensified battles to refine and strengthen our faith, helping us rely more on Him and grow spiritually.
• Here are some bible verses that may help you during those tough times battling spiritual warfare :
-Corinthians 10:13
- Psalm 91
-Ephesians 6:11-18
-Isaiah 54:17
-Galatians 5:17-26
- Peter 5:8-9
-Romans 8:37-39
-Luke 10:19
-James 4:7
-John 16:33
-Deuteronomy 3:22
-Matthew 4:10-11
• Let me know if you’d be interested in me posting those verses and talking about some of them with you guys, sort of like a bible study kind of thing. It’d be a pleasure ;)
Have a blessed day 💞💓👼🏻
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gallifreyanhotfive · 1 year ago
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Random Doctor Who Facts You Might Not Know
The Doctor has been known to keep a teddy bear in his pocket.
The Master's first TARDIS (Lolita) is the Doctor's TARDIS's twin.
The Eighth Doctor once had sex with a sentient planet.
Machiavelli, Richelieu, and Robespierre were all just different aliases for the immortal Hades.
The iceberg that the Titanic crashed into was actually the Monk's TARDIS.
Also on board at the time were several incarnations of the Doctor, the Decayed Master, Jack Harkness, John Hart, Ace McShane, and Bernice Summerfield.
The First, Fourth, and Fifth Doctors were all in London around when the Great Fire started in 1666.
The Eighth Doctor was briefly engaged to Queen Edith but ran away before the wedding.
Consecrated planets, moons, and asteroids cannot be mined under Galactic Law.
The Doctor used to make up imaginary enemies to play fight when they were a small, lonely child. One of these enemies was called Mandrake.
The Sixth Doctor once went back in time with Peri to kill a baby who would become an evil dictator but could not go through with it.
After Nyssa tried to fix the chameleon circuit, the TARDIS took the shape of a whale.
Tegan Jovanka is the Earth Ambassador to Gallifrey.
The First Doctor participated in a riot and became wanted by the CIA two days before running away from Gallifrey (although some sources dispute this).
While the Ninth Doctor witnessed Kennedy's assassination, the First Doctor witnessed McKinley's.
The First Doctor has been repeatedly eaten and regurgitated by a whale before.
Marilyn Monroe married both the Eleventh Doctor and King Henry VIII, who fathered Elizabeth I, who married the Tenth Doctor, and he had also been married to Amy Pond, who was also the Doctor’s mother-in-law through River Song. Talk about a confusing family tree!
The First Doctor fed a snapping wart fowl to Valyes's summer project, and Valyes has had a grudge ever since.
The Eighth Doctor once demanded to die naked upon being sentenced to execution.
All righty, folks. I'm very tired! Good night. I may add more later.
Part 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41, 42, 43, 44, 45, 46, 47, 48, 49, 50, 51, 52, 53, 54, 55, 56, 57, 58, 59, 60, 61, 62, 63, 64, 65, 66, 67, 68, 69, 70, 71, 72
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i-may-be-an-emu · 5 months ago
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SFTH Fic Masterlist!!
someone said that they wanted a fic masterlist so I made one :))
These are all the sfth fics on ao3, wattpad and tumblr that i could find- they’re not really in any order but they are organised into the plays and stuff that they’re from. I have not read all of these, just compiling them here :)
the number at the end refers to how many fics there are in that category.
A big thank you to all these fic writers you’re amazing!
**full credit to the authors for these fics**
(note: no sexually explicit fics are on this list, though some are mature and some have serious warnings. Please read and consider the warnings.)
ao3:
#1. Omg Is This A Joke (3)
#.3 Lost In Your Eyes (3)
#5. Long Johns - STRIKE! (7)
#.10 The Midnight Mystery (2)
#11. Inside The Mysterious Cube and Part Two (19)
#13. All Eyes On Nigel (8)
#14. No! I Always Loved That Caravan (1)
#15. Wild, Wet & Worrisome (2)
#16. The Cardboard Stegosaurus (8)
#20. The Leftenmost Window (9)
#21. The Neighbours Under The Bed (3)
#22. The Milkman (10)
#23. Beetroots And Murder (3)
#24. Susan’s Holiday (1)
#25. The Evil Make a Wish Kid (1)
#26. Priscilla’s Final Petal (2)
#27. The Mystery Of The Midnight Circus (1)
#29. Wine Under The Bridge (2)
#30. The Unrelenting Aubergine And part two and part three and part four (32)
#31. The Lighthouse (1)
#32. Murders In Space (1)
#33. Marigolds Bluebells and Hugh (2)
#35. Burglary And Bobsledding (1)
#36. Toby’s Secret Pocket and part two (12)
#37. Ballet On The Battlefield (2)
#39. The Grape Depression (1)
#40. Strange Noises From The Hole In The Wall (2)
#41. Divorces And Teddy Bears (1)
#42. The Detective Versus The Christmas Tree Bandits (4)
Crossover Fics and crossover part two and crossover part three and crossover part four crossover part five (45)
Skits/Scenes (games/flurries) thirsty vamps(2) genre from huge(1) coming out timewarp(1) devils daughter (flurry?)(1) two therapist genre(1) total (6)
Headcanons/Lore/Other stuff (6)
Patreon Fics (you’re still welcome to read these if you’re not a patreon but it might not make sense) (3)
Live Show Fics (HOW!?!?!? Amazing. I think this play will be released and I’ll edit this when/if it does to be with fics from that play.) (1)
DND (not putting it in the patron list since some people bought tickets so it doesn’t really fit the patreon category) (9)
RPF and RPF Part Two and RPF Part Three and RPF Part Four and RPF Part Five RPF Part Six and RPF Part Seven and RPF Part Eight and RPF Part Nine Part Ten (If you don’t like rpf please don’t engage with these fics or authors, I just want to prevent arguments yk) (99)
RPF x Reader (making it its own category since all the others are with the boys that I know of I think and idk maybe people wanna find things easier?) (1)
Tumblr:
Improvised play fics (5)
Wattpad:
Improvised play fics (2)
if you’ve written any sfth fanfiction that’s up on ao3 and it’s not on this list and you want it to be then let me know and I’ll add it :)) (or if you’ve noticed any missing fics too)
Total fics on this masterlist: 318
(that’s if my dyscalculia didn’t fail me and I somehow counted right^^)
Last Updated: 31st December 2024
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v-akarai · 1 year ago
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References in Servamp
Arabian mythology
Jinn. Ch. 16
Greek mythology
Elpis. Ch. 75
Moirai. Ch. 108
Pandora. Ch. 130
Pygmalion. Ch. 123
Pandora's Box. Ch. 97
Japanese mythology
Gashadokuro. Ch. 129
Kitsune. Ch. 3
Raijin. Ch. 85
Norse mythology
Baldr. Ch. 39
Bifröst. Ch. 88
Brunhild. Ch. 88
Fimbulwinter. Ch. 40
Freya. Ch. 65
Frey. Ch. 131
Gleipnir. Ch. 101
Hati. Ch. 91, 131
Hod. Ch. 39
Hliðskjálf. Ch. 96
Idunn. Ch. 65
Loki. Ch. 15
Mimir. Ch. 29
Mjölnir. Ch. 53
Ragnarök. Ch. 101, 122, 131
Sigurd. Ch. 101
Thor. Ch. 41
Yggdrasil. Ch. 42
Biblical references
Abel. Ch. 8
Adam. Ch. 128
Boaz and Jachin. Ch. 42
Eden. Ch. 21
Eve. Ch. 1
John the Baptist. Ch. 122
Judith. Ch. 147
Lucifer. Ch. 135
Noah. Ch. 145
Nod. Ch. 29, events
Hinduism
Asura. Ch. 57.5, 89.
Tarot
The Fool - Mahiru. Ch. 50
I. The Magician – Night trio. Ch. 41
II. The High Priestess – Mikuni. Ch. 42
V. The Hierophant - Shuhei. Ch. 77
X. Wheel of Fortune - Junichiro. Ch. 53
XII. The Hanged Man - Tsurugi. Ch. 50
XV. The Devil – Shamrock. Ch. 72
XVI. The Tower - Touma. Ch. 47
XVII. The Star - Iduna. Ch. 73
XVIII. The Moon - Yumikage. Ch. 69
XX. Judgement - Mikuni. Ch. 144
Literary references
 "Alice's Adventures in Wonderland" Lewis Carroll. Ch. 3, 4, 7, 19, 98, 122. Misono, Lily, Dodo, Mitsuki, Yamane, Hattori, Mikuni, Bad B and Good B.
"As You Like It" William Shakespeare. Ch. 10, 38.5. Mikuni's spell.
"My Fair Lady" English nursery rhyme. Ch. 10 Mikuni's spell.
"Dracula" Bram Stoker. Ch. 12, 30. Hugh.
"Romeo and Juliet" William Shakespeare. Ch. 23, 34. Hyde, Ophelia.
"Faust" by Johann Wolfgang von Goethe. Ch. 29 Johannes.
"Through the Looking-Glass" Lewis Carroll. Ch. 29, events. Mikuni, Johannes.
"Julius Caesar" William Shakespeare. Ch. 23, 84. Hyde.
"Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde" Robert Stevenson. Ch. 23, 37. Hyde, Licht.
"Macbeth" William Shakespeare. Ch. 24, 31. Kuro, Saint Germain, Mahiru.
"Night on the Galactic Railroad" Kenji Miyazawa. Ch. 26, 142. Higan, Tsubaki.
"The Little Prince" Antoine de Saint-Exupéry. Ch 30, 67. Kuro, Mahiru, Sloth demon, Gear, probably Jeje.
"Hamlet" William Shakespeare. Ch. 33, 34. Hyde, Ophelia.
"The Phantom of the Opera" Gaston Leroux. Ch. 36 Licht and Hyde technique.
"Peter and Wendy" James Barry. Ch. 44, 56, 74. Tsurugi, Touma, Mahiru.
"Ring a Ring o' Roses" nursery rhyme. Ch. 53 Junichiro's spell.
“Peter Pan in Kensington Gardens” James Barry. Ch. 53, 75. Tsurugi, Touma.
"Death in Venice" Thomas Mann. Ch. 55 Gilbert technique.
"Total Eclipse" a play by Christopher Hampton. Ch. 55 Rayscent's technique.
"The Morning of the Last Farewell" Kenji Miyazawa. Ch. 57.5 Tsubaki.
"Spring and Asura" Kenji Miyazawa. Ch. 57.5 Tsubaki.
"The Catcher in the Rye" Jerome Salinger. Ch. 62 Shuhei.
"Four and Twenty Blackbirds" Agatha Christie. Ch. 62 Shuhei's spell.
"Metamorphosis" Franz Kafka. Ch. 62 Shamrock technique.
“The Nighhawk's Star” Kenji Miyazawa. Ch. 62, 76. Shamrock technique.
"Rock-a-bye Baby" an English lullaby. Ch. 70 Touma's spell.
“Schlafe, mein Prinzchen, schlaf ein” lullaby. Ch. 70 Touma's spell.
"Who Killed Cock Robin" an English nursery rhyme. Ch. 70 Yumikage's spell.
"The Wonderful Wizard of Oz" Lyman Frank Baum. Ch. 70, 88. Tsukimitsu brothers’ spells.
"Daddy-Long-Legs" Jean Webster. Ch. 74. Dark Night Trio, Touma.
"King Lear" William Shakespeare. Ch. 86. Hyde.
"The House of the Sleeping Beauties" Yasunari Kawabata. Ch. 86. Iori.
"The Divine Comedy" Dante Alighieri. Ch. 118, 120, 121. Niccolo, Ildio, Gluttony demon.
“A Brute's Love” (人でなしの恋) Edogawa Rampo. Ch. 122 Mikuni, Lily.
"Coppelia" ballet Leo Delibes. Chapter 122 Mikuni, Lily.
"Salome" Oscar Wilde. Ch. 122, 147. Mikuni, Lily.
"Turandot" opera by Giacomo Puccini based on the play by Carlo Gozzi. Ch. 129, 136. Lily.
"The Tempest" William Shakespeare. Ch. 131. Licht and Hyde.
"The Old Man and the Sea" Ernest Hemingway. Ch. 134 Hugh.
"Flowers for Algernon" Daniel Keyes. Ch. 135 Hugh.
"Jane Eyre" Charlotte Brontë. Ch. 136. Hokaze.
"Madama Butterfly" opera by Giacomo Puccini. Ch. 136. Lily.
"Hansel and Gretel" the Brothers Grimm. Ch. 140. Faust and Otogiri.
"Girl Hell" Yumeno Kyusaku. Ch. 147. Mikuni, Noah.
Music
"Für Elise" by Ludwig van Beethoven. Ch. 34
"Jesu, Joy of Man's Desiring" by Johann Sebastian Bach. Ch. 125
Sonata No. 17 "Tempest" by Ludwig van Beethoven. Ch. 131
Movies
"It's a Wonderful Life" (1946). Ch. 131
"Life is Beautiful" (1997). Ch. 131
I believe this list can be expanded. Somewhere I’ve written only chaps when some reference was mentioned for the first time and omitted all further mentions.
Special thanks to hello-vampire-kitty, joydoesathing and passmeabook, because some works wouldn’t be included in the list without their observations.
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missladym1981 · 4 months ago
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Ok let’s try this again shall we? Marcus Pike kept getting cut out of my damn photo but I finally got him to stay . Again, sorry. Here once again is the damn ledger.
Top row from left to right
1. King Lear- Edmund
2. Lobby Hero- Jeff
3. Much Ado About Nothing- Don John
4. Maple and Vine - Roger
5. Sand- Ahmed
6. Hamlet- Horatio
7. Trolius and Cressida- Thersites
8. Lorenzaccio-Piero Strozzi
9. Orphans - Phillip
10. Graceland - Juan Badillo
11. Nikita- Liam
12. Red Window- Jay Castillo
13. The Sixth Gun- Special Agent Ortega
14. CSI - Kyle Hartley
15. Old Comedy from Aristophanes Frogs- Diony
16. Body of Proof - Zach Goffman
Second row Left to Right
17. The Mentalist - Marcus Pike
18. Burn Notice : the fall of Sam Ace- Comendante Veracruz
19. Wonder Woman - Ed Indelicato
20. Law and Order SVU- Special Agent Greer
21. Charlie’s Angels- Fredrick Mercer
22. Brothers and Sisters - Zach Wellison
23. Lights Out- Assyrian
24. The Good Wife - Nathan Landry
25. Law and Order- Tito Cabassa
26. Without a Trace- Kyle Wilson
27. Law and Order CI- Reggie Luckman
28. NYPD Blue- Shane “ Dio “ Morrisey
29. Touched by an Angel - Ricky Hauck
30. undressed- Greg
31. Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Eddie
‘Third row Left to Right
32. TWMT- Javi Gutierrez
33. If Beal Street Could Talk- Pietro Alvarez
34. The Great Wall - Pedro Tovar
35. We Can Be Heros - Marcus Moreno
36. WW84- Maxwell Lord
37. Bloodsucking Bastards- Max Phillips
38. Kingsman : The Golden Circle- Agent Whiskey
39. The Equalizer- Dave York
40. Prospect- Ezra
41. Triple Frontier- Frankie Morales
‘Row 4 left to right
42. The Bubble- Dieter Bravo
43. House Comes With A Bird - Nico
44. Strange Way of Life- Silva
45. Freaky Tales- Clint
46. Drive-Away Dolls- Santos
47. The Uninvited- Lucien Flores
48. The Mandalorian - Din Djarin
49.Game of Thrones- Oberyn Mother Fuckin Martell
Final row of epicnessssssss left to right
50. The Materialist- TBA
51. Narcos- Javier Peña
52. The Last of Us- Joel Miller
53. Gladiator ll- General Marcus Acacius
54. Merge Mansion- Tim Rockford
55. SNL- Mr. Ben
56. Fantastic Four- Reed Richards
57. The Wild Robot- Fink
58. Housebroken- Claude
Sorry again for the fuck up. Sometimes shit happens but they are fixed now. Thank you have a good night
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girlbloggercher · 10 months ago
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how to read the Bible
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this is in order!
1. John
2. Mark
3. Matthew
4. Luke
5. Genesis
6. Exodus
7. Leviticus
8. Numbers
9. Dueteronomy
10. Romans
11. Galatians
12. Colossians
13. Proverbs
14. Ecclesiastes
15. Job
16. 1 Peter
17. 1 Corinthians
18. 2 Corinthians
19. Ephesians
20. Philippians
21. 1 Thessalonians
22. 2 Thessalonians
23. 1 Timothy
24. 2 Timothy
25. James
26. 2 Peter
27. 1 John
28. 2 John
29. 3 John
30. Jude
31. Psalms
32. Joshua
33. Judges
34. 1 Samuel
35. 2 Samuel
36. 1 Kings
37. 2 Kings
38. 1 Chronicles
39. 2 Chronicles
40. Ezra
41. Nehemiah
42. Jeremiah
43. Lamentations
44. Ezekiel
45. Joel
46. Amos
47. Obadiah
48. Nahum
49. Habakkuk
50. Zephaniah
51. Haggai
52. Zechariah
53. Malachi
54. Micah
55. Hosea
56. Luke
57. Esther
58. Jonah
59. Song of Solomon
60. Acts
61. Titus
62. Philemon
63. Hebrew
64. Isaiah
65. Daniel
66. Revelation
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cinelestial · 8 months ago
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Apple Music’s ‘100 Best Albums of All Time’ list:
#1. Lauryn Hill — The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill
#2. Michael Jackson — Thriller
#3. The Beatles — Abbey Road
#4. Prince & The Revolution — Purple Rain
#5. Frank Ocean — Blonde
#6. Stevie Wonder — Songs in the Key of Life
#7. Kendrick Lamar — good kid, m.A.A.d city
#8. Amy Winehouse — Back to Black
#9. Nirvana — Nevermind
#10. Beyoncé — Lemonade
#11. Fleetwood Mac — Rumours
#12. Radiohead — OK Computer
#13. Jay-Z — The Blueprint
#14. Bob Dylan — Highway 61 Revisited
#15. Adele — 21
#16. Joni Mitchell — Blue
#17. Marvin Gaye — What’s Going On
#18. Taylor Swift — 1989 (Taylor’s Version)
#19. Dr. Dre — The Chronic
#20. The Beach Boys — Pet Sounds
#21. The Beatles — Revolver
#22. Bruce Springsteen — Born to Run
#23. Daft Punk — Discovery
#24. David Bowie — The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders From Mars
#25. Miles Davis — Kind of Blue
#26. Kanye West — My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy
#27. Led Zeppelin — Led Zeppelin II
#28. Pink Floyd — The Dark Side of the Moon
#29. A Tribe Called Quest — The Low End Theory
#30. Billie Eilish — WHEN WE ALL FALL ASLEEP, WHERE DO WE GO?
#31. Alanis Morissette — Jagged Little Pill
#32. The Notorious B.I.G. — Ready to Die
#33. Radiohead — Kid A
#34. Public Enemy — It Takes a Nation of Millions to Hold Us Back
#35. The Clash — London Calling
#36. Beyoncé — BEYONCÉ
#37. Wu-Tang Clan — Enter the Wu-Tang (36 Chambers)
#38. Carole King — Tapestry
#39. Nas — Illmatic
#40. Aretha Franklin — I Never Loved a Man the Way I Love You
#41. OutKast — Aquemini
#42. Janet Jackson — Control
#43. Talking Heads — Remain in Light
#44. Stevie Wonder — Innervisions
#45. Björk — Homogenic
#46. Bob Marley & The Wailers — Exodus
#47. Drake — Take Care
#48. Beastie Boys — Paul’s Boutique
#49. U2 — The Joshua Tree
#50. Kate Bush — Hounds of Love
#51. Prince — Sign O’ the Times
#52. Guns N' Roses — Appetite for Destruction
#53. The Rolling Stones — Exile on Main St.
#54. John Coltrane — A Love Supreme
#55. Rihanna — ANTI
#56. The Cure — Disintegration
#57. D’Angelo — Voodoo
#58. Oasis — (What’s the Story) Morning Glory?
#59. Arctic Monkeys — AM
#60. The Velvet Underground & Nico — The Velvet Underground and Nico
#61. Sade — Love Deluxe
#62. 2Pac — All Eyez on Me
#63. The Jimi Hendrix Experience — Are You Experienced?
#64. Erykah Badu — Baduizm
#65. De La Soul — 3 Feet High and Rising
#66. The Smiths — The Queen Is Dead
#67. Portishead — Dummy
#68. The Strokes — Is This It
#69. Metallica — Master of Puppets
#70. N.W.A — Straight Outta Compton
#71. Kraftwerk — Trans-Europe Express
#72. SZA — SOS
#73. Steely Dan — Aja
#74. Nine Inch Nails — The Downward Spiral
#75. Missy Elliott — Supa Dupa Fly
#76. Bad Bunny — Un Verano Sin Ti
#77. Madonna — Like a Prayer
#78. Elton John — Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
#79. Lana Del Rey — Norman F*****g Rockwell!
#80. Eminem — The Marshall Mathers LP
#81. Neil Young — After the Gold Rush
#82. 50 Cent — Get Rich or Die Tryin'
#83. Patti Smith — Horses
#84. Snoop Dogg — Doggystyle
#85. Kacey Musgraves — Golden Hour
#86. Mary J. Blige — My Life
#87. Massive Attack — Blue Lines
#88. Nina Simone — I Put a Spell on You
#89. Lady Gaga — The Fame Monster
#90. AC/DC — Back in Black
#91. George Michael — Listen Without Prejudice, Vol. 1
#92. Tyler, The Creator — Flower Boy
#93. Solange — A Seat at the Table
#94. Burial — Untrue
#95. Usher — Confessions
#96. Lorde — Pure Heroine
#97. Rage Against the Machine — Rage Against the Machine
#98. Travis Scott — ASTROWORLD
#99. Eagles — Hotel California
#100. Robyn — Body Talk
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Satisfying Spiritual Thirst
37 On the last and greatest day of the Feast, Yeshua stood up and cried out loudly, “If anyone is thirsty, let him come to Me and drink. 38 Whoever believes in Me, as the Scripture says, ‘out of his innermost being will flow rivers of living water.’” 39 Now He said this about the Ruach, whom those who trusted in Him were going to receive; for the Ruach was not yet given, since Yeshua was not yet glorified. — John 7:37-39 | Tree of Life Version (TLV) Tree of Life (TLV) Translation of the Bible. Copyright © 2015 by The Messianic Jewish Family Bible Society. Cross References: Leviticus 23:36; Numbers 29:35; Nehemiah 8:18; Proverbs 1:23; Proverbs 8:17; Isaiah 12:3; Isaiah 35:6; Isaiah 44:3; Isaiah 55:1; Joel 2:28; John 1:33; John 8:54
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fastestmanalive333 · 3 months ago
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Wally West/Kid Flash Reading Order
Flash (1959) #110/Born to Run in its place as it adds a lot more context from Wallys POV while 110 is more from Barrys
for Born to Run
Flash Vol. 2 #62-65
afterwards Wally has his own backup within the flash title you sorta see a bit of his school life and him doing things.. it falls short with unlike barry we see his personal life and his relationships with people wallys parents rarely show up in his earliest stories, theres no deep storytelling its moreso just some fun little slice of life thing)
Flash Vol. 1 #111-112
Flash Vol. 1 #114/2
Flash Vol. 1 #116/2 (first appearance of Rudy West)
Flash Vol. 1 #118/2
Flash Vol. 1 #120 (Barry and Wallys First Team Up, this ones referenced in Johns run fun fact and its pretty good i enjoy it)
Flash Vol. 1 #122/2
Flash Vol. 1 #125 (Barry and Wallys second team up)
Flash Vol. 1 #127/2
Flash Vol. 1 #130/2
Flash Vol. 1 #133/2
Flash Vol. 1 #135 (Barry/Wally Team Up #3, Wally gains his iconic Kid Flash suit)
Flash Vol. 1 #138/2
Flash Vol. 1 #144/2
Brave and the Bold #54 (Technically the First Appearance of the Teen Titans)
Flash Vol. 1 #149 (Barry and Wally 4th team up)
Teen Titans: Year One #1-3
Brave and the Bold #60 (First Appearance of the Teen Titans as a team)
Flash Vol. 1 #156 (Barry & Wally 5th team up)
Showcase #59
Teen Titans Vol. 1 #1-3
Teen Titans: Year One #4-6
Flash Vol. 1 #159 (Barry & Wally 6th team up)
Flash Vol. 1 #161 (not in costume)
Flash Vol. 1 #164/2 (return of Wallys back up)
Teen Titans Vol. 1 #5
Flash Vol. 1 #165
Teen Titans Vol. 1 #6-7
Flash Vol. 1 #167/2
Teen Titans Vol. 1 #8-10
Flash Vol. 1 #173 (Jay, Barry & Wally)
Teen Titans Vol. 1 #11-19
Brave and the Bold #83
Flash Vol. 1 #189 (the last Wally and Barry team up of the 60s)
Teen Titans Vol. 1 #20-30
Flash Vol. 1 #202/2
Teen Titans Vol. 1 #31
Flash Vol. 1 #204/2
Flash Vol. 1 #207/2
Flash Vol. 1 #209/2
Teen Titans Vol. 1 #32-33
Brave and the Bold #94
World's Finest Comics #205
Teen Titans Vol. 1 #35-36
Flash Vol. 1 #211/2
Teen Titans Vol. 1 #37
Teen Titans Vol. 1 #39
Brave and the Bold #102
Flash Vol. 1 #216/2
Teen Titans Vol. 1 #40-43
Flash Vol. 1 #220-221
Flash Vol. 1 #232
Flash Vol. 1 #239
Flash Vol. 1 #240
Teen Titans Vol. 1 #44-45
Teen Titans Vol. 1 #46-53 (Teen Titans Disband)
DC Special Series #11
Showcase #100
Flash Vol. 1 #265/2
Flash Vol. 1 #266/2
Flash Vol. 1 #269 (Barry and Wallys Last Team up)
Brave and the Bold #149
Flash Vol. 1 #277 (appears in Iris' funeral)
Legends of the DC Universe #18 (Raven and Wally issue its very good)
But thats everything with Wally leading up to NTT where his characterization is overall changed and he is written as a douche mostly cause Wolfman and Perez didnt like the character nor wanted him in the run but DC editorial had them add him due to his popularity at the time.. but this is how you get a good sense of who his character was as Kid Flash he was nothing like he is potrayed in NTT he was a fun character and he grew.. so greatly after NTT he does show up in Trial of the Flash here are his issues but its best to read the entire storyline in whole
Flash Vol. 1 #343-345
he does show up in NTT again in Vol 2 in issue 2 all the way to issue 6 then Crisis happens and then his flash run begins!
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Below the cut I have made a list of each English and British monarch, the age of their mothers at their births, and which number pregnancy they were the result of. Particularly before the early modern era, the perception of Queens and childbearing is quite skewed, which prompted me to make this list. I started with William I as the Anglo-Saxon kings didn’t have enough information for this list.
House of Normandy
William I (b. c.1028)
Son of Herleva (b. c.1003)
First pregnancy.
Approx age 25 at birth.
William II (b. c.1057/60)
Son of Matilda of Flanders (b. c.1031)
Third pregnancy at minimum, although exact birth order is unclear.
Approx age 26/29 at birth.
Henry I (b. c.1068)
Son of Matilda of Flanders (b. c.1031)
Fourth pregnancy at minimum, more likely eighth or ninth, although exact birth order is unclear.
Approx age 37 at birth.
Matilda (b. 7 Feb 1102)
Daughter of Matilda of Scotland (b. c.1080)
First pregnancy, possibly second.
Approx age 22 at birth.
Stephen (b. c.1092/6)
Son of Adela of Normandy (b. c.1067)
Fifth pregnancy, although exact birth order is uncertain.
Approx age 25/29 at birth.
Henry II (b. 5 Mar 1133)
Son of Empress Matilda (b. 7 Feb 1102)
First pregnancy.
Age 31 at birth.
Richard I (b. 8 Sep 1157)
Son of Eleanor of Aquitaine (b. c.1122)
Sixth pregnancy.
Approx age 35 at birth.
John (b. 24 Dec 1166)
Son of Eleanor of Aquitaine (b. c.1122)
Tenth pregnancy.
Approx age 44 at birth.
House of Plantagenet
Henry III (b. 1 Oct 1207)
Son of Isabella of Angoulême (b. c.1186/88)
First pregnancy.
Approx age 19/21 at birth.
Edward I (b. 17 Jun 1239)
Son of Eleanor of Provence (b. c.1223)
First pregnancy.
Age approx 16 at birth.
Edward II (b. 25 Apr 1284)
Son of Eleanor of Castile (b. c.1241)
Sixteenth pregnancy.
Approx age 43 at birth.
Edward III (b. 13 Nov 1312)
Son of Isabella of France (b. c.1295)
First pregnancy.
Approx age 17 at birth.
Richard II (b. 6 Jan 1367)
Son of Joan of Kent (b. 29 Sep 1326/7)
Seventh pregnancy.
Approx age 39/40 at birth.
House of Lancaster
Henry IV (b. c.Apr 1367)
Son of Blanche of Lancaster (b. 25 Mar 1342)
Sixth pregnancy.
Approx age 25 at birth.
Henry V (b. 16 Sep 1386)
Son of Mary de Bohun (b. c.1369/70)
First pregnancy.
Approx age 16/17 at birth.
Henry VI (b. 6 Dec 1421)
Son of Catherine of Valois (b. 27 Oct 1401)
First pregnancy.
Age 20 at birth.
House of York
Edward IV (b. 28 Apr 1442)
Son of Cecily Neville (b. 3 May 1415)
Third pregnancy.
Age 26 at birth.
Edward V (b. 2 Nov 1470)
Son of Elizabeth Woodville (b. c.1437)
Sixth pregnancy.
Approx age 33 at birth.
Richard III (b. 2 Oct 1452)
Son of Cecily Neville (b. 3 May 1415)
Eleventh pregnancy.
Age 37 at birth.
House of Tudor
Henry VII (b. 28 Jan 1457)
Son of Margaret Beaufort (b. 31 May 1443)
First pregnancy.
Age 13 at birth.
Henry VIII (b. 28 Jun 1491)
Son of Elizabeth of York (b. 11 Feb 1466)
Third pregnancy.
Age 25 at birth.
Edward VI (b. 12 Oct 1537)
Son of Jane Seymour (b. c.1509)
First pregnancy.
Approx age 28 at birth.
Jane (b. c.1537)
Daughter of Frances Brandon (b. 16 Jul 1517)
Third pregnancy.
Approx age 20 at birth.
Mary I (b. 18 Feb 1516)
Daughter of Catherine of Aragon (b. 16 Dec 1485)
Fifth pregnancy.
Age 30 at birth.
Elizabeth I (b. 7 Sep 1533)
Daughter of Anne Boleyn (b. c.1501/7)
First pregnancy.
Approx age 26/32 at birth.
House of Stuart
James I (b. 19 Jun 1566)
Son of Mary I of Scotland (b. 8 Dec 1542)
First pregnancy.
Age 23 at birth.
Charles I (b. 19 Nov 1600)
Son of Anne of Denmark (b. 12 Dec 1574)
Fifth pregnancy.
Age 25 at birth.
Charles II (b. 29 May 1630)
Son of Henrietta Maria of France (b. 25 Nov 1609)
Second pregnancy.
Age 20 at birth.
James II (14 Oct 1633)
Son of Henrietta Maria of France (b. 25 Nov 1609)
Fourth pregnancy.
Age 23 at birth.
William III (b. 4 Nov 1650)
Son of Mary, Princess Royal (b. 4 Nov 1631)
Second pregnancy.
Age 19 at birth.
Mary II (b. 30 Apr 1662)
Daughter of Anne Hyde (b. 12 Mar 1637)
Second pregnancy.
Age 25 at birth.
Anne (b. 6 Feb 1665)
Daughter of Anne Hyde (b. 12 Mar 1637)
Fourth pregnancy.
Age 27 at birth.
House of Hanover
George I (b. 28 May 1660)
Son of Sophia of the Palatinate (b. 14 Oct 1630)
First pregnancy.
Age 30 at birth.
George II (b. 9 Nov 1683)
Son of Sophia Dorothea of Celle (b. 15 Sep 1666)
First pregnancy.
Age 17 at birth.
George III (b. 4 Jun 1738)
Son of Augusta of Saxe-Gotha (b. 30 Nov 1719)
Second pregnancy.
Age 18 at birth.
George IV (b. 12 Aug 1762)
Son of Charlotte of Mecklenburg-Strelitz (b. 19 May 1744)
First pregnancy.
Age 18 at birth.
William IV (b. 21 Aug 1765)
Son of Charlotte of Mecklenburg-Strelitz (b. 19 May 1744)
Third pregnancy.
Age 21 at birth.
Victoria (b. 24 May 1819)
Daughter of Victoria of Saxe-Coburg-Saafield (b. 17 Aug 1786)
Third pregnancy.
Age 32 at birth.
Edward VII (b. 9 Nov 1841)
Daughter of Victoria of the United Kingdom (b. 24 May 1819)
Second pregnancy.
Age 22 at birth.
House of Windsor
George V (b. 3 Jun 1865)
Son of Alexandra of Denmark (b. 1 Dec 1844)
Second pregnancy.
Age 20 at birth.
Edward VIII (b. 23 Jun 1894)
Son of Mary of Teck (b. 26 May 1867)
First pregnancy.
Age 27 at birth.
George VI (b. 14 Dec 1895)
Son of Mary of Teck (b. 26 May 1867)
Second pregnancy.
Age 28 at birth.
Elizabeth II (b. 21 Apr 1926)
Daughter of Elizabeth Bowes-Lyon (b. 4 Aug 1900)
First pregnancy.
Age 25 at birth.
Charles III (b. 14 Nov 1948)
Son of Elizabeth II of the United Kingdom (b. 21 Apr 1926)
First pregnancy.
Age 22 at birth.
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𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗚𝗶𝘁𝗺𝗼 𝗟𝗶𝘀𝘁: 𝗧𝗵𝗼𝘀𝗲 𝗪𝗵𝗼 𝗕𝗲𝘁𝗿𝗮𝘆𝗲𝗱 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗨𝗻𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗦𝘁𝗮𝘁𝗲𝘀 𝗼𝗳 𝗔𝗺𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗮
Where They Go One They Go All
1. Hillary Clinton
2. Bill Clinton
3. Nancy Pelosi
4. John Podesta
5. John Brennan
6. James Comey
7. Maxine Waters
8. Adam Schiff
9. Hunter Biden
10. George W. Bush
11. Dr. Anthony Fauci
12. Huma Abedin
13. Bill Gates
14. Anthony Wiener
15. George Soros
16. Lindsey Graham
17. Mitch McConnell
18. Kevin McCarthy
19. Chuck Schumer
20. Kamala Harris
21. Robert Mueller
22. Mike Pence
23. Joe Biden
24. James Clapper
24. Lloyd Austin
25. Dick Cheney
26. John Kerry
27. Alexander Soros
28. Loretta Lynch
29. Andrew McCabe
30. Peter Strzok
31. Lisa Page
32. James Baker
33. Eric Holder
34. Tony Podesta
35. Susan Rice
36. Harry Reid
37. Paul Ryan
38. Debbie Wasserman Schultz
39. Sally Yates
40. Mitt Romney
41. Jerry Nadler
42. Klaus Schwab
43. Michelle Obama
44. Sally Yates
45. Andrew Cuomo
46. Herbert Raymond McMaster
47. Deborah Birx
48. Mark Zuckerberg
49. Nikki Haley
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85 Granny jokes by Adam Lanza
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1. Granny! Swallow this candy! We need a pinata!
2. Granny! I'II never get better at target practice if you keep running away!
3. Granny! I told you steroids would do that to you!
4. Granny! What do you mean you're hungry!? I fed you last week!
5. Granny! I told you that you can't go sky diving without a parachute!
6. Granny! Stop screaming! I told you that coffee was hot! Now go dry your hair!
7. Granny! Don't be selfish! Let the dog eat your last finger!
8. Granny! There is a sale at the funeral home! Die already!
9. Granny! That's not a playground! That's a construction site!
10. Granny! Keep the crumbs in your beard so the rats don't go hungry!
11. Granny! Granny! Why are there seven stuffed dwarfs hung on the wall!?
12. Granny! You breath 7 quarts of oxygen a minute! Not 7 teaspoons!
13. Granny! What are you doing with that butter knife!?
Ahh! No! Help me!
14. Granny! The monolith already came, but you are still so stupid!
15. Granny! What is Jimmy Hoffa doing under your bed!?
16. Granny! Get out of the front seat! You know that's where the dog sits!
17. Granny! You have plenty of room in the new car! There is a bigger trunk!
18. Granny! Stop knawing on your leg! You don't kno' where its been!
19. Granny! Hamsters are not part of the four food groups! 
20. Granny! Put this tape on your tongue and lick that electrical socket!
21. Granny! How'd you get your diaper off!?
22. Granny! Put your seatbelt back on! Do you want to fly out….. Oops! Too late!
23. Granny! Stop chewing your diaper!
24. Granny! Pull up your pants! You weren't raised in the Ghetto!
25. Granny! Stop screaming or I'II break your other leg!
26. Granny! Stop running in circles or I'll nail your other foot to the floor!
27. Granny! Why are you next to that lava pit with your swimming suit on!?
28. Granny! Why are you pouring petroleum all around the neighbor's house!? And what's up with that lighter!?
29. Granny! What are you doing at the MBA tryouts!?
30. Granny! Open the window! That smell is going to kill me!
31. Granny! Get out of the road! You aren't a speed bump!
32. Granny! Eat this poisonous fish! It's good for you!
33. Granny! Granny! We don't need no steenkin' Granny!
34. Granny! What do you mean you weren't kidnapped by comprachicos!?
35. Granny! Don't play with that knife! Play with the sharper one!
36. Granny! Stop farting! You killed the cat!
37. Granny! There is a lot of Traffic! Why don't you play outside!?
38. Granny! Stop eating! That's how people live!
39. Granny! This is a petting zoo! Not an all-you-can-eat buffet!
40. Granny! This is a sit-down restaurant! Not a disco club!
41. Granny! Aim your cane somwhere else!
42. Granny! Stop drinking out of the toilet!
43. Granny! Stop, drop, and roll!
44. Granny! Who let you out of the refrigerator box!?
45. Granny! Next time we go to the supermarket, we need to get the ultra-absorbancy diapers!
46. Granny! Stop flying around the room! Get back down here!
47. Granny! Why are you still out there!? Didn't the garbage men take you!?
48. Granny! Don't get spit on the dog's chew toy!
49. Granny! Put that fire out! That's the baby!
50. Granny! Get your spleen off the table!
51. Granny! Why aren't you on your leash!?
52. Granny! You smell like a goat!
53. Granny! Why did you put Bess on all the computers in the town!?
54. Granny! Why are you in the furnace!?
55. Granny! Why is John Lennon at the breakfast table!?
56. Granny! If you put your finger in the pencil sharpener, I'lI give you a ring!
57. Granny! I have the $2,000 you wanted from the police! Now slowly hand over the baby hostage!
58. Granny! Why is Elvis Presley in the closet!?
59. Granny! Where are you going with that sledge hammer?!
60. Granny! If you have to up-chuck, do it on the neighbors, not me!
61. Granny! Stick a fork in the toaster when it's on and I'II give you a bottle of water!
62. Granny! Tell Elvis to stop playing with the shades and go home!
63. Granny! How about you go in that refrigerator box so I can lock you in!?
64. Granny! How long have you been stuck under the garage door!?
65. Granny! If you need to go, use the bathroom, not the carpet!
66. Granny! Run around with these scissors!
67. Granny! What are you doing with that chainsaw!?
68. Granny! Hide! The Grim Reaper has come for you!
69. Granny! Get your head out of the mailbox! The mailman is coming!
70. Granny! How'd you get your face on the quarter!?
71. Granny! get your arm out of the meat grinder!
72. Granny! Get out of the stove! I'm baking a turkey!
73. Granny! Stop walking on the walls! I just put up wet paint.
74. Granny! Don't do that! Do you want to give the dog fleas!?
75. Granny! The paint in the bathroom is chipping!
76. Granny! Eat some more! Your worms are still hungry!
77. Granny! Just wipe off the maggots and keep eating!
78. Granny! Of course you don't need water to climb Mount Washington! Now go have some fun!
79. Granny! I told you to fetch the stick, not eat it!
80. Granny! Stop eating and leave some poison for the rats!
81. Granny! Clean your room! The rats have created a union in there!
82. Granny! Put down that beer and use your blinker!
83. Granny! Stop eating those! The carwash will take care of them!
84. Granny! I don't care if the water's cold! Take your bath and flush when you're finished!
85. Granny! That's not a steak, It's the baby's diaper!
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