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Not A Doctor

Bones McCoy x Reader

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Written for my personal fic writing challenge for 2024, Sophie's Year of Fic! Featuring a new fic being posted every Friday, all year long :)

Fandom: Star Trek

Summary: Bones' SO hurts themselves on an away mission and has to stitch themselves up as well as they can to buy time for a med evac to the Enterprise

Word Count: 1,533

Category: Fluff, Humor, a little bit of Angst

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"Shit," I hissed, pressing a hand to my side as I slid down the wall. When I finally got up the courage to pull my hand back and look, it came away with a lot more blood than I'd hoped to find. I'd fallen pretty far and managed to avoid any broken bones based on my pain levels, but the wound in my side was gaping and looked concerningly serious.

I could practically hear the extended bridge crew chorusing "I told you so" from here.

As if on cue, my communicator beeped. I grimaced, but managed to take it out of my bag and open it to respond.

"What's up?" I groaned.

"Y/N, where are you?" came the voice of Jim Kirk, one of my best friends and the captain of the Enterprise. "Scotty's reporting he can only find two targets to beam up."

Dammit. That figured.

"I'm... not totally sure. I was trying to follow the signature on my tricorder to that plant I've been looking for when the ground just gave way under me. I'm not sure how far I fell, but I hit something pretty hard on the way down and I've got... quite the gash in my side."

Silence on the other end for a few moments, then:

"Hang tight. We're coming to find you."

The communicator hung up with a click, and I sighed, ignoring the flare of pain in my side. I had faith in Jim's determination and ability to find me, especially with Spock here helping him, but I still needed to do something if I wanted to be alive when they found me.

Thankfully, I'd watched my boyfriend, Doctor Leonard McCoy, stich people up often enough that I felt fairly confident I could do a passable job on myself. I dug some sewing supplies out of my bag that I hadn't removed from my last away mission misadventure, and pulled the hem of my shirt up to get a better look at the wound.

I grimaced, gritting my teeth and trying to prepare for this. I'd been so excited to join Kirk and Spock on this away mission. This planet was supposed to have one of the rarest plants in the galaxy, and I'd been looking forward to finding it since I'd first heard we'd be coming here. And now, I was at the bottom of this pit or cave or whatever, slowly bleeding out, without even a picture of the plant to show for it.

Ugh.

I tried to focus on my breathing as I threaded a needle and put it to my skin. I knew the wound needed to be disinfected before I totally closed it, but I didn't have anything on me to do that with, and I knew Bones would be able to take care of it for me if I could manage to get back to him.

I took a few deep breaths to steel myself, then stuck the needle through. I swore loudly and kept up a steady stream of expletives as I sewed up the wound. I pulled it closed as tightly as I dared, then held my jacket to my waist to try to staunch the remainder of the bleeding.

I sighed, long and hard, then leaned my head back against the wall of whatever hole I'd fallen into. I had no idea how long those stitches had taken me, but it certainly hadn't been quick. Hopefully, it wouldn't be too much longer before I heard Jim and Spock stumbling down some passage towards me.

I focused on deep breaths as the pain continued to throb in my side, completely zoning out to the time and environment around me. Finally, I heard some shuffling movement from a slightly more gradual incline up ahead of me. The voices of my friends echoed out, curious and searching.

"Y/N!"

"I'm here!" I called back, my voice a little weaker than normal. I cleared my throat, then tried again. "Here!"

A moment later, my friends came into view. Jim grinned at me as Spock started scanning the space, probably trying to decide on the best way to get me out of here.

"How're you holding up?" asked Jim. I forced a smile.

"Living the dream."

He scoffed, then moved to crouch beside me and put one of my arms over his shoulder.

"Spock! Come help me."

"We'll need to get around the corner and most of the way back up the incline we came down to reach a spot where Mr. Scott can register us," said Spock as he joined us. "There seems to be some property of this rock that's prohibiting the transporter signal from reaching us."

"Great," I huffed, grimacing as my friends pulled me to my feet. Even resting most of my weight on them, I was still seeing spots. "This is gonna be great."

Between the three of us, somehow, we managed to get back into transporter range. I almost lost consciousness at one point, but we'd paused, and I'd managed to pull myself back from the brink. When the Enterprise's transporter room finally materialized before me, the relief was palpable, not least of all because Bones was waiting for me.

"Y/N," he said, jumping to attention and rushing onto the pad to replace Jim at my side. With Spock's help, we started moving immediately for the Med Bay. "What happened?"

"I was following the signature of the plant I was looking for on my tricorder. Then all of a sudden, the ground gave way underneath me. It wasn't a straight drop, I don't think, but I fell a pretty long way, bouncing off the rock slide and the walls of the cave I fell into on the way down. I'm bruised, but I don't think it's anything bad besides the cut on my stomach."

Bones nodded. "We'll get you to Med Bay and make sure."

Luckily, my boyfriend was very good at staying calm and focused in a crisis for his patients. He was completely in the zone as he and Spock helped me into a bed once we reached Med Bay, and then Bones started checking my vitals and assessing my injuries. I watched him carefully for any break in his usual bedside manner to tell me if I needed to be worried about something, but none came.

Hopefully that was a good sign, and not just because he was an incredible doctor.

Finally, after what felt like an eternity to me, Bones returned from his testing and reappeared by  my bedside. His hands were on his hips, but he seemed calmer, and definitely out of intense doctor mode.

"Alright, the good news is you'll be just fine. But I'm still gonna need to disinfect the wound and stitch you up," he said. I gave him the best smile I could muster.

"Sounds like a plan."

He sighed, then gently lifted my shirt high enough to give him access to the gash in my side. The light touch of his fingertips sent goosebumps along my skin, but I did my best to ignore them, especially as Bones frowned.

"What the hell did you do to yourself?" he asked, not looking away from his work on my side.

"Uh... I slammed into a rock. We covered this already, remember?"

"No, I didn't mean your injury." Bones paused and looked up at me, the smallest smile tugging at his lips. "I meant these stitches. Yikes."

I scoffed and rolled my eyes, making Bones chuckle as he got back to work.

"Okay, whatever. I'm a biologist, not a doctor, dammit. I think I did a pretty good job, considering the circumstances."

"Mm, I guess so. Barely."

"Hey!" I laughed, hitting him lightly in the shoulder. "You better knock it off or I'm gonna start practicing my stitches on you."

Bones snorted, but I could see the smile on his face as he continued working. Thanks to the medical facilities of the Enterprise, it barely hurt as he undid my messy job and redid it with a much better one of his own.

"So... what are you doing after this?" I asked after a few long moments of letting him work in peace. He paused to look up at me again, one eyebrow raised.

"Don't tell me you're hitting on your own boyfriend after only the low-level painkillers I gave you?"

"I can and will hit on my own boyfriend whenever I want, no painkillers required. But I was mostly asking if you had other patients to deal with after me, or if you'd be free to come cuddle on the couch and eat junk food with me. I think it'd really help speed up my recovery process."

Bones' mouth quirked into a smile again as he put the finishing touches on my stitches.

"Well if it's for the wellness of a patient... I think Nurse Chapel might be willing to take over from me for the rest of the day."

"Thank goodness for Christine."

Bones and I shared a smile, then he returned to his work and I watched him contentedly. Obviously, life and death situations on away missions were never ideal—but I couldn't really bring myself to be upset about how this one had played out, even if I hadn't managed to get my plant in the end.

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VAMPIRE DIARIES

꒰ ࿁ ˙ ˖ ໑ KOL MIKAELSON

miscommunication @captainsophiestark

kinktobers 1 & 2 *smut* @wholoveseggs

꒰ ࿁ ˙ ˖ ໑ KLAUS MIKAELSON

spellbound *smut* @shrenvents

OUTER BANKS

꒰ ࿁ ˙ ˖ ໑ JJ MAYBANK

linecook!jj *smut* @princessbrunette

꒰ ࿁ ˙ ˖ ໑ RAFE CAMERON

bittersweet *smut* @nadvs

MARVEL

꒰ ࿁ ˙ ˖ ໑ LOGAN HOWLETT

“you’re not her” @not-neverland06

relationship hcs @corrupt-fvcker

sugar, sugar *smut* @eupheme

꒰ ࿁ ˙ ˖ ໑ STEVE ROGERS

watchful eyes *smut* @espinosaurusrexex

꒰ ࿁ ˙ ˖ ໑ LOKI LAUFEYSON

as the clock strikes midnight *smut* (series) @cleo-fox

TEEN WOLF

꒰ ࿁ ˙ ˖ ໑ ISAAC LAHEY

tell me you want this @fangirl-writes

STAR TREK

꒰ ࿁ ˙ ˖ ໑ JAMES T KIRK

aos kirk @asgards-princess-of-mischief

꒰ ࿁ ˙ ˖ ໑ LEONARD MCCOY

pining @toboldlygohome

꒰ ࿁ ˙ ˖ ໑ PAVEL CHEKOV

heads up @captainsophiestark

SUPERNATURAL

꒰ ࿁ ˙ ˖ ໑ CASTIEL

noises @womanhopper

꒰ ࿁ ˙ ˖ ໑ DEAN WINCHESTER

better than pie *smut* @hintsofhoney

[gallavichsreddie1128]

Save Her! (Kirk/Spock)

Description: Kirk sends his and Spock’s girlfriend on an away mission without them due to a meeting.....

Word Count: 1,935

Request:Hi, if you’re comfortable, could I request a star trek fanfic where both Kirk and Spock are y/n’s boyfriends (poly relationship). Maybe they’re on an away mission together and their girl gets into trouble and they have to save her. Thank you <3

Author’s note: I missed the part about them being on the mission together but I feel like it’s still pretty good

Lying in bed Y/N was nervous for this mission. It was a big one and not just because of the description but because her boyfriends were not gonna be there with her. Kirk hated that he couldn’t reschedule the meeting that he and Spock had but he trusted her and Bones so he had hoped that everything would be okay.

Spock also was worried but didn’t show it like Kirk did. Y/N was cuddled against Spock while Kirk spooned her. He was still asleep but Spock and Y/N were wide awake dreading today. Even with Bones and Scotty there Y/N couldn’t help but feel scared. She needed her boyfriends there but it was not possible.

“It will be okay.” Spock told her like he could tell she was scared. “I hope so.” Kirk stirred in his sleep and Spock checked the clock. Kirk had 5 minutes left of sleep before he had to get up. “I must get up and get ready.” He told her and she nodded. She leaned up and gave him a kiss on the lips before letting him get up.

Her moving caused Kirk to wake, “Good morning.” He mumbled to her and she giggled. “Is it a good morning though?” She asked. He sighed and pulled her closer, “I hope so. I’m very nervous about today.” He told her and she agreed. “You must get up Jim. We have that meeting.” Spock tells him and Kirk mocks him. Y/N giggles and pushes him out of bed. “I’ll be fine.” She tells him. But would she? 

She was shaking in her boots and it wasn’t just from the coldness of the planet. Bones, Scotty and her were covered in blankets and coats as they went on a hunt for shelter. “You think we are getting closer?” She yelled over the wind to her friends.

Bones grumbled something and Scotty pointed ahead. It looked like a cave. They were miles away from it and she hoped they would make it before they couldn’t walk anymore. It was that cold. “Good thing we came prepared.” Scotty yelled and that was the truth.

Time was slowing as they walked to the cave. It felt like hours but it was only 20 minutes until they reached it. All three were shaking and colder than the planet itself it seemed. Bones was dragging the wood into the cave which was heavy. “Either of you could have helped.” He told them as they walked into the cave. “Ey you were the one to find the wood.” Scotty told the man. “At Least we can light it now.” Y/N told the men and they agreed.

Y/N looked around and scanned the cave for anything. The cave was quiet and cold but maybe that was a good thing. With it being daylight out they could still see some of the cave. “Guys light the fire.” She told them, still shaking from the cold. “Wanna come over here and help?” Bones asked with a little sass. 

They all sat around the fire and talked a little. Y/N wondered how Spock and Kirk were doing and hoped that they weren’t worrying like she was. “Guys, we left the food by the entrance.” She said as she looked for it. “We left it outside the cave. It might be frozen by now.” Bones said and she sighed. She got up and started walking. “Want us to come?” Scotty asked and she told him No. She was a big girl, she had this.

But she thought that too soon because once she was outside to grab the food she got attacked by some creature and screamed. Bones and Scotty stood up and looked at each other in terror before running to the entrance of the cave. They saw the creature carrying an unconscious Y/N and yelled out. “We have to get in contact with Jim and Spock.” Bones told Scotty. 

The meeting was over and they were back in their quarters. Spock who was more calm then Jim watched as he paced the room. “Pacing will not help.” Spock told him and Jim chuckled, “Yeah well sitting here won’t help either.” Kirk was more than nervous. He wanted to find them right now and just make sure that everything was okay. He couldn’t lose her, they couldn’t lose her.

Spock was about to say something when the comms went off. Kirk ran over to his and picked it up. “Bones to Kirk.” It was breaking up but luckily he could understand it. “Kirk here.” He said as his heart beat. Spock joined him as they tried to listen to what Bones was saying. “And she’s lost.” Was all they heard. “What?” Kirk nearly yelled through the comm. She was lost?

“Some creature took her and we need help!” Kirk felt his heart drop, this was his biggest fear and why he never had her go on a mission without him or Spock. “We are coming.” Spock said and though Kirk could sense nervousness in his voice he masked it very well. 

“Beam us down right now.” Kirk demanded the ensign as Spock and he ran to the transporter. Cliche as it was, it didn't work and Kirk was freaking out. Spock had never seen him act like this but they also have never been in this situation before. “We need to take a shuttle down there.” He was spewing ideas and Spock placed a hand on his shoulder, “Jim, we will get to her.” He told his boyfriend.

Jim knew that Spock had better control on his emotions but during this how could he? “How are you so calm right now? Our girlfriend might be dead and you are just acting like it’s fine?” He yelled at Spock who raised his eyebrows. Spock was not acting like it was fine or to him he wasn’t but Kirk took his calmness to heart. “Jim I am not trying-” “I am freaking the fuck out right now and I don’t need your comfort! I need us down there looking for her! And I need you to act like you give a shit.” That set Spock off.

“I do give a shit, I just know that acting illogically won’t help the situation.” He yelled at Kirk. Kirk’s eyes widened at the outburst and they were beamed down onto the planet. They looked around and tried to ignore the cold. They had a coat and blanket but that was it. They should have more but they both were freaking out. Jim used his comm to let Bones know that they landed and were on the hunt for Y/N. “The cave I see it!” Spock said and the two, cold as can be, ran like hell to the cave.

Scotty saw them halling ass to them and waved them over. Thankfully they got transported closer to the cave then Bones, Y/N and Scotty did. “Where the hell is she?” Kirk asked Scotty. “The creature took her to an underground cave a few miles that way.” “Bones?” Spock asked. “By or inside the cave.” They nodded and followed Scotty to where the creature was. Kirk had never looked more pissed and nervous than he did now.

The cave was more creepy than the one that they were in. “She’s in here?” “Should be.” Kirk, without a thought, went into the cave. Spock followed but hated that they didn’t come up with a plan. The cave was darker than the last one and more silent if that was possible. They could hear soft cries of what sounded like their girlfriend. “Y/N?” Kirk whispered and ran to the noise. Spock followed knowing how illogically it was.

“Please don’t hurt me.” She cried to them. Kirk felt his heart break at that. Spock leaned down and shined the light on her. “It is okay t’hy’la. We are here.” Spock told her. “We’re gonna get you out of here.” Kirk told her. “He’ll be back soon.” She whispered. “Who will be back?” Kirk asked and Y/N sighed. “The creature that took me.” Kirk looked around, “Maybe we can get you out of here before that.” Kirk had hope but Y/N didn’t. “He’s strong hun, he knocked me out.” Y/N told him and they heard a noise.

Hoping that it was Scotty. “We will get you out of here and then after we will get married.” Y/N looked at Kirk like he was crazy. Married? “It is something we have talked about.” Spock told her and the footsteps got louder, it was definitely not Scotty. Kirk and Spock kissed her before hiding. “Jim, is that you?” A whisper asked and they turned to the noise. “Bones?” Jim felt like a terrible friend cuz he forgot about him.

“Yes it’s me. I managed to sneak past the creature before it left.” “Why did you not attack it?” Spock asked. “My phaser broke and Y/N no longer has hers.” Bones told them. Kirk hit the two as he noticed the 8 foot tall creature that was moving towards Y/N. She was whimpering in fear as the creature stalked towards her. Was it going to eat her? Kirk was thinking of the worst. Could the three of them take it? Spock noticed it was limping towards as if it was attacked already.

Scotty! He wasn’t in the cave with them. “Please.” Y/N whispered as it leaned down and sniffed her face. Kirk had to act now before it was too late but only had a phaser. Spock was looking for something to kill it with. Jim aimed the phaser at the creature with shaky hands. It hit the creature but didn’t kill it. The creature yelled in pain and stepped away from Y/N.

Jim kept hitting it with the phaser hoping it would kill it eventually. Scotty must have heard it scream cuz he ran forward with a piece of wood and hit it. Jim watched as it barely affected the creature but got an idea from it. They needed to make it into a sphere or light it on fire. “Spock, I have an idea.” 

Kirk ran over to Scotty who nearly screamed in fear until he realized it was Kirk. “We need to set the wood on fire.” Scotty nodded. The creature saw the two and tried to attack but Spock hit it in the foot that was injured. It nearly fell as Kirk used the phaser to set the wood on fire. It burned and he threw it at the creature. For once the entire cave was lit up and everyone stared as the creature caught on fire.

Kirk and Spock ran over to Y/N who was quivering and helped her get loose for the chains. Y/N quickly hugged them but Bones was yelling, “We have to go.” They quickly got up and Spock carried her out of the cave leaving the screaming creature behind. Spock wrapped Y/N in the blanket with him as they got away from the cave.

“5 to beam up.” Kirk called into the comm and thankfully this time it worked. Y/N looked around and sighed in relief that she was back on the enterprise. Kirk sighed in relief that she was okay. “I need a hot shower.” She mumbled into Spock’s neck and he chuckled, something he didn’t do often but he was happy. 

Y/N showered in the hot water and sighed. It felt amazing but even more amazing cuz her boyfriends joined her. “I’m glad you’re okay.” Kirk told her and Spock agreed. She smiled and pulled them closer under the water with her. “Now about that wedding?”

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leonard mccoy x reader

Everything

AN: Thank you so much for requesting, sorry it took me so long I restarted like three times cause I kept changing my mind on different things. Feel free to request anything!

Warnings: Blood, injury to the reader, hurt/comfort, thoughts about death, sad but then happy at the end

“Damn it, the engine was hard to fix but I finally got it.”

Y/N said as she was walking to her desk, then she felt the ship shake due to the engine going back on line but the shake would get worse before it got better. So she tried to stabilize herself with her desk as she waited for it to finish. But Then she saw one of the interns carrying nails and pieces of junk before she knew what happened. He fell on top of her and she felt the pain a couple minutes later as she felt something wet and warm get soaked through her uniform. There was yell and her vision began to fade when she saw Scotty picking her up. 

“Come on Lass, keep your eyes open. You can’t fall asleep.” 

It was getting hard to focus but she knew that this might not be ending on a happy note, she saw memories rush to her. Her childhood, a million smiles, some tears then she saw Leonard when they first met at the Academy. They started dating and fell in love, their wedding, they both just swayed to the music for so long they didn’t want the day to end. They both knew that they had finally found the right person for their other half. “Tell .. Lee.. I.. Love .. him.”

“You can tell him that yourself, Once you get fixed up.”

They soon got to the medbay and he laid her down at one of the tables, when Leonard came out to see what the noise was when he saw her. His wife bleeding out as he ran, a nurse stopped him as three doctors got to her. They knew he couldn’t work on her, they were too close. He felt the anger as her eyes closed and then he was upset then the anger came through. Scotty pulled him outside so the medical team had as much space they needed. “How the hell did that happen?!?”

As Scotty told him what information he had, Leonard was a mess as he kinda went into shock as he kept looking into the window to see anything but couldn’t he then saw the red on Scotty’s shirt and it made him want to hurl. That’s Y/N’s blood, he sat on the floor looking down trying to see if this was some horrible dream. He then saw another pair of feet run up to them and saw Scotty walking away and the new person kneeled in front of him lifting his head. It was Jim. “She’s going to be okay.”

Leonard looked back to this morning when they were snuggled together in their room, she had her head on his chest, his arm wrapped around her. Holding her like she was his life line. Their legs tangled together as she played with his free hand, ‘We should just call off, stay in bed. Snuggle, watch old shows and eat the leftovers. I’m too comfortable to move.’

‘Darlin’ as much as I want to do that, we only have a half day today and then we are off for a week for shore leave. I promise we can do all that tomorrow.’

‘Fine, but I hope you know I will expect cheesy rom coms as well.’

He laughed and kissed the top of her head before starting to untangle himself from her to get ready for the day, but once he stood she still didn’t stand up but was stretching out on the bed, he bent down and kissed her before saying, ‘I wouldn’t expect anything else, sweetheart.’

The sound of the hiss of the door opening brought Leonard back to the present, he slowly got up and relied on Jim a little so he wouldn’t lose his balance. It was one of the afternoon doctors coming to talk to them. He couldn’t remember his name right at the moment. “Y/N is going to be ok, we gave her a sleep hypo, so her body can heal a bit before we wake her up tomorrow morning. We made sure to get everything out but she will be sore for the next couple days at the very least. The damage wasn’t too bad, it hit bigger veins so that was why there was so much blood. You can come in and sit with her, Doctor McCoy.”

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“Len, I swear I will hit you with a pillow if you do not stop following me. I’m only going to the bathroom, I’ll be back in like 4 minutes.”

They got back to their room the next day in the late afternoon, since then which had only been a day he followed her everywhere just to make sure that she didn’t need his help. She had woken up with ease and even cracked a joke. She then wanted to make sure the intern was alright, he was wearing a welding apron, the most he got was a bruise. 

Leonard felt like if he left her alone for too long he would see that he was still in the medbay waiting to see if she would wake up. He was thinking about that when she came out of the bathroom and came over and crawled into his lap looking at him while she had one hand on his cheek. “I’m ok Len.”

“I thought I was gonna lose you.”

“But you didn’t, I’m right here we both are. I admit I thought that that might have been the end for a second and all I could think of is you.”

“Me?”

“Yeah, when we met, all the jokes you tell, our wedding where we stayed the whole night on the dance floor. I told Scotty to tell you that I love you. He responded with ‘You can tell him yourself.’” 

“Ok I’m cutting off the rom coms, that was so cheesy.”

Y/N laughed then turned her attention onto her husband, “I love you Leonard McCoy, you are my everything.”

“I Love you, you are my everything.”

She bent down and kissed him, till they both couldn’t breath.

[randomwritingss]

Someone send me a number between 1 and 52. I have a jar of date ideas. And i have a muse 😂

It's a valentines gift thing, but I'll write them as long as yall will send them.

My bad...

Characters I'll write for:

Jim Street

Jim Kirk

Donovan Rocker

Leonard McCoy

Tony DiNozzo

Mick Rory

[ensignsimp]

Headcanons for how the TOS boys (separately ofc- unless youre willing to do poly mcspirk x reader lol 👀) react to walking into his bedroom to find his fem!s/o sitting on their bed wearing nothing but a ribbon she’s tied around herself so he can unwrap her like a present, as a sort of birthday gift to him.

Wrapped Up TOS HCs: Kirk, Spock, McCoy

A/N: Just in time for Valentine's Day.

A/N+: Next you'll wanna pop out of a cake for their birthdays.

TW: Mature Content

Prompt: Wrapped up Valentine Day Gift for our favorite boys.

James T. Kirk

When you said that you have a surprise for him this Valentine's he was nervous but excited.

He had tried to make each Valentine's Day special, one year he even surprised you in bed by wearing a very sexy pair of yellow lingerie.

But this year you were going to surprise him!

He practically runs to your shared quarters and has to hold himself back as he knocks on the doors.

When he walks in and sees you sitting on his bed, wrapped up in a thick red ribbon with a comically large tag that reads: To Kirk

He can't help but chuckle slightly. His face is bright red. This has always been a bit of a fantasy for him.

He's pulling at his collar and stuttering slightly.

"You, you - This is quite a surprise."

He saunters up to you trying to be seductive but you can tell he's just too excited.

He gently pulls at the ribbon wrapped around your torso.

You feel his breath tickle your ear as he leans in and whispers.

"I can't wait to unwrap you."

S'Chn T'Gai Spock

When you said that you have a surprise for him this Valentine's he was skeptical.

He had tried to understand the meaning of the holiday but to show such affection openly was not what Vulcans did. So he often would give you a bouquet of flowers and read some kind of sentimental poetry when you were alone.

However, at the end of his shift, he is curious about what you have planned.

He walks a few paces faster than normal back to your shared quarters. He even skips a little.

When he walks in and sees you sitting on his bed. His face flushes the same shade of green as the ribbon you're wrapped in.

He tries to keep his composure but you look so tempting to him. He isn't used to this sudden feeling.

He gasps slightly as you slyly shift your position to a more sultry pose.

"My wife, are you in the stages of your pon farr?"

You giggle and gesture for him to come closer.

He willingly approaches and reaches his hands out to you. He runs his fingers over your exposed skin and silk thread.

He then gently cups your face feeling your want and desire for him. You see him, just briefly, crack a small smile.

"I shall be as gentle as I can, however, I can not guarantee you will go blemished."

Leonard McCoy

When you said that you have a surprise for him this Valentine's he was suspicious.

He had tried to do something nice for Valentine's Day before but it never seemed to go as planned.

He was curious and enjoyed the idea of you surprising him.

He seems to be in a better mood through most of his shift. He expects something quiet like a nice candlelit meal and dancing.

He's completely gobsmacked when he walks into your shared quarters.

He feels like a teenager seeing a (beautiful boy / gorgeous girl / perfect partner) in their bed for the first time.

He clamps his hand over his mouth because it is about to fall on the floor.

"I didn't know you'd go all out, aren't I just the luckiest man alive."

You giggle and puff your chest out tempting him to pull the bow.

He skips the bow and gently cups your face, giving you a strong sweet kiss.

His other hand trails down the ribbon and pulls at it slightly teasing you.

"I feel bad not getting you anything, but I'll show you how much I appreciate you."

Extra Holiday Special:

Quad

They were confused when you said that you had a surprise for them.

You had them scratching their heads all day.

On the turbolift ride down to your shared quarters the three of them talked about what you might have planned.

Kirk seems to be excited while McCoy and Spock are still trying to figure out what you've done.

They find their quarters empty until they hear music coming from the bedroom.

When they see you Kirk and McCoy are completely shocked, while Spock raises an eyebrow.

Kirk quickly goes from shock to excitement.

McCoy is still trying to process what is going on.

And Spock is still holding his cold stone exterior complemented by a bright green blush.

"You naughty (boy, girl, thing)."

"Who gets to unwrap them first?"

"This is quite a display ashal-veh."

The three basically fight over who gets what, it's kind of cute.

Spock leads the charge by approaching you first.

Kirk practically rips his own shirt off.

McCoy is trying to pick a fight with Spock on who gets to go first.

"Best gift I've ever received."

"Next time, he'll want us to do this."

"I am not opposed to such an idea."

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Mccoy's "Type"

Mccoy does like himself a good ole southerner, but even in the future, southerners can sometimes be a bit closed-minded.

More than anything, he wants someone he can relate to. He loves playful banter, and being able to harp on you/bicker with his partner, knowing they understand that it's all in jest.

He also won't admit it, but he finds it adorable—and hilarious—if his partner doesn't understand his southern slang. Southern slang is 100%... out there, and he understands. But his angry outburst of God-knows-what being met by furrowed brows and/or a quirked lip always help bring more humor to any situation, and helps damper the negative emotions.

He's got strong morals, but as a classic southerner, it's more of "murder's not okay but if you hurt my child/spouse/friend it is", and he appreciates someone who understands that reasoning and respects it.

All of this to say, his type is someone that just clicks. Doesn't have to be like him, just work with him. Adore and love him as he will adore and love his partner.

Every. Part. Of them.

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Irregular Heartbeat

Bones McCoy x Reader

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Written for Fictober, and for my personal fic writing challenge for 2024, Sophie's Year of Fic! Featuring a new fic being posted every Friday, all year long :)

Fandom: Star Trek

Day Eighteen Prompt: "You always have a plan."

Summary: Bones's SO has a Valentine's Day surprise planned for him that's fit for the CMO of the Enterprise.

Word Count: 1,295

Category: Fluff, Humor

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"Jim!"

My best friend, Jim Kirk, whirled around at the sound of my voice, one eyebrow raised. He was incredibly used to me and my shenanigans, so he didn't even look phased as I charged towards him while he waited for the machine to fill his cup with caf.

"I need you to distract Bones for, like, half an hour. Preferably today. And within the next hour," I said, only slightly breathless as I reached him.

"So... you want me to go distract Bones as soon as I get my caf?"

"Pretty much, yeah."

Jim grinned at me. "You know I'm in. But care to tell me why?"

"I've got a Valentine's Day suprirse I want to put together for him. It's the first time we've been a couple for the holiday, and I want to do something special."

"And I take it you already have a plan?" I gave Jim a withering look and he just laughed. "Of course. You always have a plan."

"Damn right I do. Now come on, take that caf to go and get out of here. I've got things to do today."

"Alright, alright, I'm going. But next time you pull me away from a rare break to help you with something, it better be for a prank. Not a date."

I grinned. "I think I can commit to that deal."

Jim smirked back at me, then raised his cup of caf in mock salute as he strode out of the cafeteria, off to distract Bones. I paused, letting him get a little bit ahead of me so there was no chance of running into him or my boyfriend on their way out of medical, then quickly made my way through the familiar hallways of the Enterprise.

Luckily for me, when I made it to sickbay (after one brief stop in my quarters), it was almost completely empty. Jim must've been doing as I'd asked in getting Bones out of here, and now, I had exactly the window I needed to pull off my Valentine's Day surprise.

I made my way to one of the heart rate monitors and popped open the back panel, then got to work breaking it the way I wanted to break it. Althought Starfleet Engineering hadn't covered exactly this kind of change to equipment on a starship, it had been a thorough enough course that I had the skills regardless.

Once I finished, I tested my handiwork, then grinned and made everything look like it had before I'd showed up. Finally, I snuck the bouquet of fresh roses I'd managed to secure on our last shore leave out of my bag, tucking them behind the pillows of the bed. I paused to take one last look at my setup, then took off out of sickbay with a grin. Not a moment later, I heard Jim's voice echoing loudly down the corridor, clearly trying to give me a heads up about his return with Bones.

I hid around the corner while Bones and Jim said their goodbyes, then waited for Jim's footsteps to fade in the opposite direction before turning the corner and reentering sickbay.

"Hey," I said, a small smile on my face as I found Bones just outside his office. "Happy Valentine's Day."

He'd had a slight frown on his face when he'd first turned around, but it dissolved the moment he saw me.

"Hey yourself. Happy Valentine's Day." He took a few steps closer to me, a faint smile growing on his face as he approached. "What brings you in? I wasn't expecting to get to see you until tonight."

"Actually... I'm feeling a little rough. I was hoping you could check me out."

Bones narrowed his eyes. "...Is this a bad pickup line?"

"What? No!"

He held up his hands in surrender, then gently stepped forward and took my elbow.

"Alright. Valentine's Day and all, I had to check. Let's get you on a bed."

"And you're talking to me about bad pickup lines?"

Bones snorted, and I grinned. I didn't wait for him to direct me to a bed, and instead I headed straight for the one I'd just finished modifying. Bones didn't even bat an eye at my decision, instead following me over and carefully getting me hooked up to the various monitoring machines.

"Do you want to tell me about your symptoms?" he asked as he worked. I sighed.

"I don't know, I just haven't been feeling well. A little lighthearted, a little fluttering in my chest."

I expected Bones to make another bad pickup line comment, but clearly, he'd switched into doctor mode. He just hummed as he continued to work.

"And what's been your food and water to caffeine ratio so far today?"

I grunted. "Food, water, and no caffeine so far, thank you very much."

Bones just gave me a look, which I couldn't really argue. Too much caffeine and not enough other, better fuel had been the cause of me not feeling good before, and we both knew it.

"Well, let's see what we can see here, hm?"

I barely managed to fight back a giddy smile as Bones turned to look at the monitor read out, including the heart rate monitor. What he found, instead of the normally reading beeping line, was the green line tracing the shape of a (non-anatomical) heart. I snuck my hand behind my pillow to retrieve the roses while Bones blinked at the display in shock.

"My god... what is..." He glanced from the monitor to me, then got halfway through turning back to the monitor before stopping to stay on me and my roses. His wide eyes and slightly-open mouth were instantly replaced with a squint and a frown. "What did you do to this monitor?"

"I made it cute for Valentine's Day!" I replied. I held out the roses to him, but before I could get through another word, he'd crossed his arms and fixed me with a glare.

"I thought something was seriously wrong, either with you or with my highly-sophisticated medical equipment, which is essential to the health and safety of this crew. What if we'd had an emergency situaiton before you could fix this, or even tell me about it?"

I sighed.

"I hear you, baby, but come on. I made sure the odds of that were crazy low, it's one monitor, and I made the whole thing easy to fix."

"Easy enough that a non-engineer who didn't know the machine had been tampered with could fix it?"

"Yes."

Bones raised an eyebrow, so I sighed, and used my free hand to give the machine a nice hard whack. Theoretically, the same one a stressed and confused medical professional would give it in the heat of the moment.

It beeped, then the readout changed back to the normal, boring heart monitor readout. I turned back to Bones with a look.

He sighed. "Fine. But you still scared me when I saw that coming up as a readout of your heart beat."

"Just take the roses and get M'benga to cover the end of your shift. This is just the first Valentine's surprise of the day."

Despite himself, a smile clawed its way onto my boyfriend's face. I grinned back at him. I knew he couldn't hold out here much longer.

"Alright, fine," he said, taking the roses out of my hand and leaning in to give me a kiss. I leaned up and into it, bringing one hand up to rest at the nape of his neck. After a long, sweet moment, he pulled back. "I'm all yours until dinner tonight."

"What happens at dinner tonight?"

"Then it's my turn to take over with the Valentine's planning. I put together a nice dinner for the both of us, and as a bonus, it won't give either of us a heart attack."

I laughed and leaned up to kiss him again.

"Sounds perfect to me."

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Dating Advice: Bat Cave

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Pairing: McCoy x Gender Neutral Reader

Rating: Teen, mild references to sex

Word Count: 2.2k

Summary: His romantic night did not work out as McCoy so carefully planned.

Excerpt: The trio hung as right-side up bats, hooked to rafters via restraints binding their wrists, dangling three feet from the ceiling. Similar heavy ropes shackled their legs which suspended above the floor, low enough for bare toes to graze its surface, high enough to prevent easing the torment of arms and shoulders bearing all body weight.

McCoy pivoted his hips, swinging to his left. For two seconds his eyes met Kirk’s and he said, “I blame you for this.”

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11 - Shamy Babysitting on Date Night

Part 12

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"I don't understand why we can't come with you to dinner like always mommy!" Evelyn grumbled sitting on the couch while I was putting the last of our stuff back in the suit cases. Georgie was in the bathroom putting his belt on in his jeans.

I was wearing a short green dress with a blue jeans jacket. My hair was curled and I was wearing some tenna shoes instead of heels. Sheldon and Amy were coming back tonight from their honeymoon so I asked if they could babysit for us. "Because you're father and I are going out for date night."

"Are you going to have another baby tonight?" Aurora asked, finishing her grilled cheese at the tiny dinner table with her mouth full.

I almost dropped the ear ring I was trying to put in. I blushed , wishing that they didn't think that date night was always about babies. "No, that isn't always the case. For your information the doctor said that I needed to not do that during this pregnancy."

"Alright you two be nice for your uncle Sheldon and aunt Amy. You're mom and I'll be back in a few hours." I heard a set of boots hitting the wooden floor where I smiled eyeing my husband up and down. "Wow Y/n. You're still as sexy as always."

Blushing at his words he walked up tugging me into his chest where my hands rested on his chest. "Georgie stop…not in front of the girls."

"Ewww!" Aurora and Evelyn both grumbled in discgust.

Three knocks on the other side of the door made us break away recognizing Sheldon's voice. "Georgie and Y/n, Georgie and Y/n, Georgie and Y/n." Shaking my head I remembered that he would do it as a child and I was thankful that he did once because one time Georgie and I were just laying underneath the covers of the bed in the garage with no clothes while Connie was watching Aurora. We had a fun time that night and I would have been horrified if he walked in on us.

Turning the door handle open I separated from my husband's embrace smiling at the newlyweds before me. "Hey Sheldon. Amy, how was the honeymoon?"

"Great. Thanks for watching our place." She responded sitting down the suitcases nsat the door.

Sheldon pulled out a notebook and began searching throughout the apartment. We honestly did our best to keep most of his the way it was. He quickly entered the room holding up some of his figures from Star Wars. "Which one of you had Obi-Wan and Darth Vader hugging. They aren't friends!"

"Me uncle Sheldon." Evelyn raised her hand with a weak smile peeking over the couch.

Amy closed the door coming over to sit down at the kitchen table to be across from Aurora. Georgie shrugged on his black jacket holding the door open for me. “We’ll be back thanks again guys.” Intertwining my hand with my husband’s I smiled knowing that we really needed time alone. It wouldn’t be long before I would be in the tough time of my pregnancy. I could already tell this baby was going to be much bigger than the girls were.

Georgie and I actually ended up going to a Mexican place. He pulls out my chair for me sitting across the table. He picked up his menu with the waitress coming over to us. “Can I get you two started on magretia’s or something else to drink?”

“Uh no I’ll just have water.” I replied knowing that I couldn’t because of the baby.

“I’ll have the same and we will split a chicken chalota.” Georgie told her where I sent him a confused look handing her my menu watching her walk away. “Don’t give me that look if ya can’t drink then I’ll do the same.”

Running my fingers through some of my hair that fell in front of my eye I shook my head feeling my heart skip a beat at how sweet his is. No matter how old we got he always was a sweetheart to me. “Georgie you seriously don’t have to do that. I didn’t mean when you had alcohol sometimes with Evelyn.”

“Nah don’t worry about it, Y/n. I promise you it’s no big deal to me.” He waved his hand simply reaching across the table squeezing my hand in his with a smile on his face. For the rest of the evening the date had gone pretty well until his phone started vibrating so he showed me the video call of his brother.

Taking the phone from his hands his brother was completely panicking. “I can’t believe you left me with these two. Penny and Bernadette decided to come over and make cookies with Amy and the girls. Now they are all hyped up on sugar.”

“Sheldon, they will tire themselves out in a few hours.” I responded back seeing Aurora suddenly jump up onto the back of the couch. She then flung her arms around his neck nearly choking him where he both collapsed onto the floor dropping the camera. “Oh lord…Amy help the little sugar creature has me!”

Georgie started hitting his fist on the table chuckling alongside me. Throwing my head back I knew we were probably making a scene by the amount of laughter we we’re sharing with the rest of the resultant but it was so hard not too. “I ate so much candy, Aunt Amy is the best!” At that point Evelyn was running around the room swaying her arms around in the air.

“I would like to apologize Y/n. Penny and Bernadette came over with some stuff to have cupcakes and wine. Don’t worry we didn’t let them get into the alcohol.” Amy picked the phone up from the floor apologizing.

Sheldon shouted back, making her hang up the phone. “Amy, they are insisting we do karaoke. Help!”

The waitress came back with our food and drinks so I put the phone down wondering what the genius would be like as a father. Shoving a bite of food into my mouth I winced feeling something sharply kick inside my stomach. “Argh crap!” Dropping my fork I rested my hands on my stomach feeling a few more things of pain coming.

“Y/n, darlin’. What the hell is wrong. What’s happening?” Georgie shoved his chair back rushing over to me. He puts one hand on my shoulder staring at me with those worried brown eyes.

Clutching my eyes shut for a brief moment I knew this had happened before when I was first pregnant with Aurora. The pregnancy with Evelyn went a lot more normal so I was hoping this one wouldn’t be any trouble. “Urgh…Georgie call an…ambulance…it’s the baby I think…something’s wrong!” He squeezed my hand grabbing his phone frantically trying to dial 911.

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I sat down and noted everything that I've posted to A03 and not here and it's quite a bit so I'm thinking tomorrow I may start slowly cross-posting here.

I've been absent from here for aaaages so I'll forgo the tags for now cause I'm so painfully aware of how long it's been (oh god two years) but if you're reading this and wanna be tagged feel free to comment and let me know! It's masses of McCoy, a sprinkling of Kirk, and some Kennex as well.

McCoy really got the lions share.

I figure I'll finish The Arrangement first (four parts to post) and go from there, but I'm wildly tempted to post my current favourite here tonight. Maybe I'll crumble and post it soon, maybe I'll fall asleep immediately after some Stardew. Who knows? Not me.

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Good Morning Hawkins, I Am Tormented™️ By Eddie Munson x Hopper’s Kid!Reader

A/N: This is gonna be a little headcanon list that will probably evolve into more, not sure. Let’s see how it goes? I really loved the idea of Eddie and Hopper's eldest falling for one another. Especially considering the fact that we can have some genuinely funny and contradictory character attributes for the kid of an authority figure.

I’m also going to try something new with my banners. I want to make more inclusive banners for folks because I’ve had the conversation many times that a lot of aesthetic banners for inserts often don’t account for the fact that not all readers are cisgender white women.

So, I want to include more variations of women to represent reader in my banners. There will be quite a lot of different ones as well. I also had to include some for myself because I’m in that weird category where depending on the city I’m in I often am considered white passing, but I don’t relate to a blonde coded reader.

Also, we’re going full Rogers and Hammerstein Cinderella rules at all times in these inserts just so you know. If Whoopi Goldberg and Victor Garber can have Paolo Montalban as their biological child and no one ever questioned it, then Jim and Diane Hopper can have a child with some melanin in them. There’s whole ass aliens that eat people’s faces and psychic powers. We’ll be alright.

These headcanons will be more fluff than nasty. So, enjoy.

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Well, good morning Hawkins. I have an idea as to how a relationship between Eddie the freak and Little Hopper got into a funny ass relationship.

These two are star crossed lovers and Hawkins’ own Olivia Hussey and Leonard Whiting, I am so serious rn. (RIP To my forever scream queen ❤️)

You and Eddie were always aware of one another, having grown up in such a small town and going to the same goddamn schools when there isn’t much of a choice in districts to attend.

As a kid, everyone didn’t really know what to make of you. All they knew was that your dad was a cop, and that he’d put the fear of god into one of the boys on the playground who kept trying to look under the skirt of your Gunne Sax dress.

Because of scary Hopper, everyone mostly left you alone during your early elementary school years.

Everyone except nosey ass Eddie Munson.

That little mop of curls followed you everywhere on the playground. Talking your ear off about music, dragons, knights in shining armor and princesses with hair long enough to climb.

One day he just saw you eating a spam sandwich alone, and decided you were going to be his.

He saw you reading a book about horses and just began info dumping about knights and the kind of horse armor they had during the medieval times and “did you know that Peter S. Beagle said that unicorns are more beautiful than horses because horses can only pathetically attempt to mimic the grace of a unicorn?”

Thems was fightin’ words.

Especially to you, Little Hopper, who grew up obsessed with Black Beauty, National Velvet, and any other horse media you could get your hands on.

“Excuse me?! Have you never even seen a horse when it’s at full gallop? You’re really stupid if you think a horse isn’t graceful!”

After you socked little Eddie Munson in the stomach for saying unicorns were better than horses, you two became inseparable.

When you were younger, everyone mostly felt sorry for Eddie rather than starting off outright hating him. His momma just died, and he was often the one kid in class who was poorly taken care of. Usually people felt sorry for him.

But Eddie was the class clown. He tried so hard to get any kind of attention, be it negative or positive, and he was just so damn clumsy that eventually the pity turned into anger.

No one ever quite got why he didn’t just “get it together” or “get over it” after his momma died.

They told him the same thing your parents often told you at six years old: Grow up. Pick yourself up by the bootstraps.

Jim and Diane weren’t the best parents when you were growing up. They say the first baby after a marriage can come at any time, and the second one always comes nine months after. You weren’t stupid. You knew you were the “oops” baby after their brief encounter when dad came back to Hawkins on leave in ‘65.

It was something you and Eddie could relate to— kids who were the result of dads wanting free love in the 60’s, now suffering the consequences in a red state with parents who hated each other.

When Sara was born, you spent a lot of time hiding out at Al Munson’s janky two bedroom home.

Things often got overwhelming with a new baby sister adding to the mix. Mom quit her job at the utility office to raise the baby and become Julia Child, dad kept on getting promotions at the precinct, and you were left confused and angry at the fact that only now had they decided to get it together.

So when the baby got overwhelming, you’d bike to Eddie’s house while Al took off on a bender elsewhere, often states away. You two spent hours in his bedroom taking every mismatched kitchen chair and blanket to make forts by the bed, playing cards or with old toys that had seen better days.

Everyone thinks you and Eddie are polar opposites: you’re the one on track for the really good academic scholarships and you still wear your cute prairie and medieval style dresses from the 70’s.

Meanwhile Eddie’s cutting up old blanket lined denim jackets and getting into harder metal.

Yet both of you are still the two nerds who will escape into music, and into the good old pages of a fantasy novel or the world of Greyhawk.

Of course you play D&D with Eddie, and you always have to specify exactly what kind of horse your elf fighter has. I think you spend more time describing the goddamn horse than you do the character.

Eddie always lobs a d4 at your head when you spend too much time talking about how your character’s horse is a dapple gray, not a flea-bitten gray.

In your older years, your dad is ready to tear his hair out because you absolutely refuse to stop going around with the town fuckup.

I think you would most likely be the one to stay in Hawkins living in the trailer park with Eddie and Wayne, married at eighteen, expecting at nineteen.

You also have that Older Sibling™️ rage built up, so any time you get a screaming lecture from your dad, you match his energy.

He’s basically given up on trying to make the two of you stop seeing each other because you always circle back to ignoring him for a week because you “don’t talk to pigs”.

Eddie secretly loves the audacity you have.

Eddie also loves to tease you because you and your dad have the same shitty, grumpy attitude.

He calls you Little Hop, and you always threaten to throw a brick at his head.

One thing Eddie also likes to do is tease you like every old woman in Hawkins does, with the “aww you look so much like your daddy!”

It always makes you feel like this:

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Sheldon Cooper Blurb

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summary: sheldon’s hot new gf pays him a visit

pairing: fem! reader x sheldon cooper

words: 600

why i wrote this? bc jim parsons is so attractive to me and no one writes fics about him

Raj, Howard, Leonard where gathered together in front of the TV, their eyes glued onto the screen showing the newest unreleased footage of Star Wars. Absorbed into their world, a knocking on the door was heard.

Knock knock

Leonard stood up only to be ambushed by a half-jogging Sheldon, a rare sight for mankind, as he went towards the door. ‘That will be for me.’

Sheldon opened the door to reveal the prettiest girl any of the boys had seen. Their mouths gaping at her as she hugged Sheldon to greet him, Sheldon accepting the hug. Second weirdest thing to have happened in the apartment since Sheldom speed walked to the door.

‘Sheldon, who is this?’ Leonard asks, his tone between sweet and hostile.

‘Yes, Sheldon, who is this?’ Howard repeated, his usual sarcasm sweeping his words. ‘You didn’t happen to tell her that you are Sheldon Cooper.’

‘Well of course! Meeting Sheldon Cooper is a great honour, you know when I was—‘

‘Introduce us,’ Leonard cut Sheldon off, taken a back a bit.

‘Ah yes. Meet Y/n, my girlfriend .’ Sheldon introduced you, as you gave them a small wave, the three boys staring at you like Sheldon had given them amazing news but all they did was look shocked, their eyes and mouths never shutting. ‘I met Y/n at the Cheesecake Factory after Penny got my order wrong. I don’t know how that happened since I always order the same thing but one's simple mind can be overwhelmed with orders I suppose, even if it was only us there…’

‘Hi, I’m Y/n.’

‘Your Penny’s friend?’ Howard asked.

‘Yes.’

‘And Penny made me go on a date with Bernadette?’ He stared ahead of him, eyes almost popping out of their sockers

Sheldon turned his head, unaware of how to react to Howard’s outburst.

You also gave Sheldon a confused look to which he replied, ‘No worries, Social interaction with a spark of unsolicited germ exchange.’

‘So how did a theoretical physicist pick her up?’ Leonard gaped at the pair.

‘Oh I didn’t pick her up. I think you’re referring to is how we met?’

‘Yes, Sheldon…’

Suddenly Penny bolted through the door, phone in hand, ‘Sheldon has a girlfriend!? Y/n it’s you?’

‘If I may resume to Leonard’s question, I was minding my own business staring at the bird I was sure was out to kill me when she walked up to me with the words: You’re cute. I want you. Quite demanding if I might add.’ Sheldon gave you a brief look. ‘Straight to the point which is just right up my alley.’

‘You went up to Sheldon?’ Howard checked in on the facts with you.

‘Yes.’

‘I’m sorry what?’ He replied, his eyes crossing.

‘Have you met him? Like met him?’

‘Yes.’

‘So you know he’s an extremely arrogant, narcissistic, ruthless, entitled, self-righteous, cold, condescending, selfish, pompous person, right?’ Howard said.

‘He’s also cute, lanky and gets me horny just doing his silly physics rants so if you don’t mind,’ You grabbed Sheldon’s hand, third weirdest thing to have happend in the apartment, ‘I have to give him something else to think about,’

The mouths couldn’t have been wider.

‘But today is game night,’ Sheldon whined.

‘Sheldon…’

Sheldon avoided eye contact, his eyes darting across the room.

‘Sheldon.’

‘Yes, Ma’am.’ He responded immer, holding your hand and following you to his bedroom, leaving Raj, Howard, Leonard and Penny alone.

‘Did Sheldon just bring the hottest girl in the state of California through this door?’ Raj said.

‘Yes.’ They all said union.

‘And he’s getting sex even though he didn’t ask?’

‘Yes.’

‘Dammit.’ Howard hissed.