#Jilypad

[sunnysaystuff]

"jilypad is canon," i say into the microphone. the crowd boos. i sigh and begin to walk off stage. "she's right," a voice says. i turn, and there he is. james potter.

[lovesickmarauders]

Lilypad who make out around james' cock

[vulcajes]

also i love older retired rich jily x sirius who's like young and horny and poor (ran away)

Well, naturally. The Evans-Potters are kindhearted individuals. They'd take in a poor, homeless boy who needs a place to stay.

And they'd fuck nasty about it.

Okay but, like. Sirius would absolutely get taken in by jily and then immediately get to work seducing them. Either working on them separately or together, he'd get in their pants in record time.

They would feel bad about it kinda (it's unethical) but then Sirius would drop his panties and all regrets and doubts would be forgotten 😌😌

[nyxunderwood]

there is no better feeling than converting a complete stranger to your favourite rarepair ship. welcome to a life of suffering and deprivation, my friend. this must be what cult leaders feel like.

[disillusioned-bread]

Tell me this isn't Harry posting about his parents and their 'bestfriend'

[arliedraws]

james and lily invited sirius over and aren’t subtle about propositioning jilypad

this was how they sealed the deal on who’d be godfather

[mrstellmeafuckingsecret]

people at the jily wedding wondering why the best man is so central and why so many speeches reference and both their vows have his name. turns out it's a badly concealed throuple

[albi-bumblebee]

James in the afterlife seeing Harry fall in love with a confident, popular redhead and his funny best friend with a dog patronus: “you yo daddy’s son”🤭

[ifyouknowmenahyoudontt]

i genuinely think that the shift from the old marauders to the new one where every straight ship even the canon and most important one (i.e jily) and that whole jegulus/all the other made up ships that make no sense come from a place of fetish. yall LOVE to turn characters into little stereotypes and that whole constant obsession w homosexuality is not helping any cause. most of view view homosexual/queer relationships as more angsty or interesting in a way that’s so strange to me. ships could follow the most standard plot line but still be considered angsty cus they’re queer and why is that? this fandom has taken such a strange turn.

you are making sexuality such a strong and central point in a character importance more than any other trait of their character. and those head canons just end up erasing the most important things about these characters

james potter was a strong and good man. he developed from his arrogant teenage self into a good man fighting for a good cause. but now you made him into a twink that is in love with a death eater/ a member of the family that abused his best friend all his life. james and sirius’s relationship was a central point of their characters. and james’s love for lily is a central point as well??????

sirius being turned into a overly feminine gay drama queen, even though what WAS important about him was his loyalty his strength and his honor??? but all of that was forgotten. HE CAN BE GAY WITHOUT ERASING HIS ORIGINAL PERSONALITY. stop painting him into a stereotype of a gay man.

regulus black is getting the recognition that is to be given to sirius. his character was not some brave rebel vigilante that fought for justice. he was a pureblood supremacist.he was a deatheater. yes he is important to the story but he was not what you made him.

lily evans is the most important character of the series. she’s the reason it exists. her and james’s love is the center point. but it was pushed away by you people to focus on your strange fetishized view of gay men. this MAJOR character whose love for her son and husband literally MADE the story got cast away as a secondary character.

important topics like sirius’sabusive family, lily and james’s courage and love….was remplaced by ridiculized view of characters

make characters gay cus we don’t know anything about them yes okay that’s why wolf star was a major part of the fandom. but the complete shift of every single characters identity is just bullshit.

[yallthemwitches]

Whether you are a true Jilypad stan or not we all know that something resembling this occurred at one of the first OotP meetings.

[antarescamusxo]

Lily: I'm so happy that I have two amazing boyfriends!

James: We love you too, love.

Sirius, who is literally in the middle of the bed, Lily is resting her head on his shoulder, her thigh on Sirius' crotch, and James is resting his head on Sirius' stomach and has been kissing the exposed skin there for HOURS: Wait, who is the other boyfriend?

[jamesunderwater]

SB: so. what position is lily in right now SB: because it's now been 72 minutes SB: which, honestly, i'm impressed, mate. SB: but i'm also bored, so you should know that I am currently running through all the possibilities in my head JP: so. what position are your hands in SB: oh, you and evans only wish you knew SB: you're missing out, really SB: I have very deft hands JP: given that we've done at least seven of the positions you were imagining, i'd say you're the one missing out SB: are you seriously texting me while in the midst of shagging? JP: NOT ANYMORE, GO AWAY BLACK -L SB: oh wow, attention from both at once! SB: i'm touched SB: (could stand to be more touched, though)

we can all thank @annabtg for inspiring this with her tag

[vulcajes]

I just know Lily Evans' body is tea. No matter how you hc her, her body is absolutely tea.

[neverenoughmarauders]

Look here, I happen to believe Lily and Sirius are Gods and deserve the best. It’s not my fault that the best happens to be James Potter in all cases.

[constancezin]

In which Sirius plays the c**ck blocker with a very innocent little assistant.

[petals2fish]

SIRIUS BLACK LOVED JAMES AND LILY POTTER. THEY WERE THE TRIO THAT EVERYONE KNEW. EVEN VOLDEMORT FUCKING KNEW IT WAS THE THREE OF THEM. THATS WHY SIRIUS ASKED THEM TO CHANGE THE SECRET KEEPER IN THE FIRST PLACE. LET HIM LOVE THEM BOTH. Let him fuck them both. HE LOVED THEM BOTH. THEY LOVED HIM BACK. NEVER SAW TWO WITHOUT THE OTHER CLOSE BEHIND. HE WAS LILY AND JAMES POTTERS CLOSEST CONFIDANT. HE WAS A POTTER UNTIL THE DAY HE DIED. SIRIUS BLACK LOVED JAMES AND LILY POTTER.