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ministryideaz · 17 days ago
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Sip on Inspiration: Uplifting Christian Mugs for Jehovah’s Witnesses
Start your day with encouragement from our Christian mugs for Jehovah’s Witnesses. Featuring Bible verses and ministry themes, these vibrant mugs offer daily reminders of faith and hope. Perfect as JW gifts or personal inspiration.
In our fast-paced lives, finding small moments to reflect on Jehovah’s promises can make a significant difference in our day. Imagine starting your morning with a warm beverage in a Christian mug adorned with encouraging scriptures—each sip reinforcing your faith and uplifting your spirit. For Jehovah’s Witnesses seeking to intertwine daily routines with spiritual nourishment, these beautifully…
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ihophashbrowns · 1 year ago
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my mom came in my room and gave me $150??? 😭😭😭
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arcticmist0324 · 8 days ago
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Some random dude just handed me a religious tract. Let’s see how bad it is.
Okay, verdict: not a bad one at all. It has serene imagery and talks about God’s love. No fucked up theology and weird “YOU’LL GO TO HELL FOR BEING TOO LOUD” (yes I got one that said that once, mom threw it out before I got a picture). Lacks creativity though. I’ll give it a 7/10.
#my life#for anyone not American yeah you just tend to get these#in my last post when I mentioned buying food for the homeless family I was annoyed because what I believe they had also just been handed#a religious tract while a child held onto my leg#I mean maybe it was a gift card but these looked like two well-dressed young Mormon guys probably fresh out of school#no idea as to why it’s really not helpful and rude to give the poor your religious tracks#idk maybe they weren’t Mormon but there’s a certain look#probably stereotyping which is bad but….#I was like “watch and learn how Jesus would really do it guys#in my head of course. I was just an observer who saw it from a distance#I don’t know these kids and look I get it they probably meant well#they might be very kind people#and they’re doing what they’ve been told is the right thing#but it’s helping no one#so yeah for non Americans you just sometimes randomly get handed religious phamplets or postcards#this one seems to be of the scenic nature variety which usually aren’t the hellfire ones#hm given the information this likely came from the baptists#Lutherans also use this version of the Bible but this isn’t usually their speed#it’s the baptists and non-denominational Protestants and the Mormons and the jehovahs witnesses who are the usual suspects#also if you can go to hell for being too loud#anyone want to join my coup against Satan if we all end up in hell together#lol#yes I grade religious tracts#you have to do something about the annoyance
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calummss · 1 year ago
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Him & I | Kai Anderson
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summary: you came to kai like you were an angel sent from god. he finally met his match. you wanted to get revenge and he cleared the path
pairing: fem! reader x kai anderson
words: 2.9k
a/n: kai is everything i despise in a man yet i cannot stop thinking about him. fuck my rights i’ll make you a manwhich like the woman i’m supposed to be NOT PROOFREAD TBH
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Gluttony is a sin. So is sloth. Eating an entire bag of chips was not healthy. Sitting on the couch from dawn to dusk, only getting up to relieve yourself, was not good. But who listens to God these days anyways.
knock knock
‘Be right there!’ You yelled, hoping whomever was at the door could hear you and would wait until you had mentally prepared yourself to get up from your nest. You pressed pause of Golden Girls, placed your bag of gluttony on the table and brushed the remaining crumbs on your finger on your back thigh. Thankfully you showered this morning so whomever you greeted wouldn’t be welcomed with the smell of your tiredness. It was just one of those days where doing nothing was the most satisfying for the soul. Keeping the ripples of the sea of stress at bay, hoping that the storm wouldn’t take over.
Through the small peephole of the front door you saw an unfamiliar man with kool aid blue hair in a suit who was swaying his body as he waited to face the owner. ‘Jesus christ,’ you cursed under your breath, letting your hand slide over your face. Not Jehovah witnesses again. You had told them to not come back but when life serves no purpose we mainly cling to the unimportant aspects of life and let small parts become our worst traits.
You opened the door, dropping your droopy expression and replacing it with a hostile smile. Kindness: America’s number one trait making it an aggravating society.
‘Hi,’ you grinned at him, ‘not interested.’
The man blinked at you, wrinkles on his forehead reminding you of the ripples in your soul as he breathed out a laugh. ‘You don’t even know what I was going to say, Ma’am.’
‘Call it my gift.’
‘You must think I’m in some kind of cult,’ he smiled, ‘I can assure you I’m not. My name is Kai Anderson and I was hoping I could talk to you about my plans for this town so I might be able to persuade you into voting for me to become a member of the town council.’
‘Oh.’
‘Can I come in?’
‘I suppose…’ You were unsure but the thought of your pepper spray in the kitchen drawer made you feel safer, in case anything went wrong, so you resorted back to the smile you first gave him. ‘Of course. Come in…?’
‘Kai Anderson.’
‘Right, Kai. Can I call you Kai? I’m Y/n Blythe. You can call me Y/n. Oh my I am rambling,’
Kai came in as you stepped aside to open up the door for him. He kindly took off his shoes. A rule you had but hadn’t seen most Americans do. You looked back at him as you started to head to the kitchen to make sure you wouldn’t lose him. You immediately opened up the cupboard to grab a mug.
‘Tea or coffee?’
‘Coffee would be nice. Black please and thank you.’
‘No problem,’
‘I have to say,’ he placed his folded hands on top of the counter as he watched you get his coffee ready. ‘You are the first person in this neighbourhood to invite me in and to welcome me so kindly.’
You watched him as you grabbed another mug to make yourself a drink too.
‘Most think my ideas are too radical. Too oppressive. Too different. These people preach about change every day but when I give them a chance to vote for change they ignore me.It’s like these people get off on living in his prison courtyard they’ve created.’
‘So what are your goals, Kai?’ You took a sip of your piping hot drink after handing him his own. ‘To strengthen this town’s safety? God forbid this cluster of people need to be…polished.’
Kai’s face somewhat softened. ‘That’s exactly what I said…’
So when Kai talked about his idea you listened. To every word, to every detail. Kai was going to make this town safe again. And for some reason you couldn’t explain, you believed him. Every single word he said to you in the confidence of your own house, you believed.
‘By the hope you don’t mind me saying this but you are so beautiful and I would hate myself for not asking but am I able to take you out to a café this week ‘ He asked, his hazel eyes burning into your soul, making those ripples turn flat as he gazed at you like a had witnessed a deer in the wild. ‘I just, you’re really beautiful and kind and your beliefs about this town have drawn me to you,’ Kai had gaped at you the moment you had opened the door to him. Eyes shining in the sunlight; you looked like an angel. Perhaps an angel God had sent him to. Like he was supposed to find you. For him to find his own angel.
When you went on that date with Kai, it had turned into three more the following two weeks. He mentioned that he had a group of friends that are helping him with the campaign and the more he revealed about it, the closer you got to the truth, at least that is what you thought. It sounded like a cult whenever he rambled on about anything that involved these ‘friends’ and whether or not it was true, it was something you wanted to find out. It took Kai persistent asking and a little push to allow you to ultimately bring you to his house where for some reason you felt weirdly comfortable. The friends or members you came to know were Winter, his sister, Beverly, Ivy, Gary, Samuel, Meadow and Tex, who had been tending to Kai like servants since you had entered his house which instantly confirmed your suspicions. But it didn’t scare you away. A man able to convince the partly smart people had to confirm some sort of high intelligence and if Kai wanted to make you part of his team or not, in your heart you had already made up your mind: you wanted to join. What did you have left to lose? A life? Family? Job? Perhaps.But when does another opportunity like this present itself. To become infatuated with a dangerously powerful man? Never. Maybe you could change him if you truly wanted to but right now, he was perfect. You would become his angel and he’d be your cult leader.
‘Kai,’ you said as you all gathered across the couches, some of their heads tuning your way. ‘Can I ask you something?’
‘Of course, Y/n. Anything,’
‘Are you guys behind the murders that have been happening?’
Now every head turned your way. You could hear the outside wind blowing through the trees, uneven breaths as you uttered your question. Why was it so shocking? They were the murderers. You knew it and sooner or later someone else would’ve found out.
‘It’s fine if you are. You don’t have to deny it.’ You saidly, letting out a small chuckle. ‘I saw a clown costume stashed on the couch and I saw one of them go into Chang's house.’
You saw Meadow stare at the ground. Must’ve been her. Kai looked back at the costume you had nudged your eyes at and confirmed it was Meadows when he gave her a cold stare she didn’t notice.
‘Why?’ Kai turned his head back to look at you with a weirdly twisted smile that made your stomach churn. ‘Do you like that we kill people? Does that excite you?’
‘Honestly I like it and yes. I mean I was attracted to you before but now I really fucking like you,’
His eyebrows softened as you said your words.
‘Can I come and watch a killing?’
Kai had given the others a look to which they all started moving towards the stairs, further confirming the authority he had over them. In a matter of seconds the basement was empty and his presence within the walls grew dramatically. Like smoke he expanded into every crevice of the room, hovering over you like poisonous gas that crept into every cell of your body. Watching your every move like he was a deity. ‘You want to watch a killing?’
‘Yes.’ You replied.
‘What if you were to pick out the person to be killed?’
‘I think I’d like that even more,’ you could feel a tinge of warmth collect on the apples of your cheeks, avoiding eye contact as Kai’s eyes held the most sinful stare you had seen.
‘Who?’
You looked up from between your eyebrows, ‘My ex-boyfriend,’ you started already seeing Kai’s nostrils flare with jealousy. ‘Cheated on me when I gave him nothing but the woman I thought he deserved. Now he deserves to die.’
Kai came awfully close, a chill taking over your body as he placed his large hands on your arms with a firm grip. Tighter than normal; possessive, like a hunter holding its fragile prey. ‘Tonight. Meet us here at 11pm and I swear you will get your revenge, little angel.’ Lust protruded between your frames, like hot heavy steam that fogged up your glasses if you go too close, but went back when you stepped back trying to calm your nerves. Like a priest in a confessional booth he made you nervous. Like he could see into the most intimate parts of your soul; feel you; see you like no one could. The way his voice penetrated your ears telling you what to do. Siren-like commands that you had complete control over yet wanted to treat him like your leader.
Later that evening when you returned back to Kai’s house, you saw everyone dressed in the clown costumes you had seen entering and exiting the Chang’s house only now there were less red stains than before. Meadow lifted up a black trash back with a fading smile. ‘Kai only gave me a few hours' notice. Hope it fits.’ You opened the bag to find a sort of skirt and top with pink and black stripes with a mask that reminded you of a scarier version of a childhood clown you had once encountered at an amusement park where you momentarily got separated from your parents leaving you terrified and vulnerable. Getting changed went by quick and by them time you had gotten into your new outfit, Winter hd already started the van so that as soon as you entered the back of the vehicle, Winter started driving down similar streets you took whilst dating the boy who was in for a sweet treat tonight. Kai kept eyeing you the entire time. Maybe he tried to find a momentary weakness; a flinch of regret, anything he deemed not worthy, but he never found an ounce of repression, only the focus of a woman who knew exactly what and how she was going to do it. The walk to your ex’s house was filled with a relaxing quietness. The calm before the adrenaline would rush through your veins ready to lift you to the clouds as you took in the feeling of satisfaction. The lights were on in his bedroom, the room you had found him in inches deep in the girl you had thought to be your friend at the time. The door creaked almost too loud as Samuel pried open the door with a bolt, waving the rest of the group towards him as he checked the inside of the kitchen. Samuel let you lead the way with the floor plans ingrained into your mind as you had the others on your trail awaiting you to let them know when you stood outside his door. Marshall—said ex-boyfriend was blasting old rap music so you knew he was showering. He said the shower provided him with the need to rap and listen to old hip hop. One of his quirks you had learned to love but now loathed. With the song changing to Eminem’s discography, the music you sang together later to find him fucking her to Evil Seed brought up a fire in your stomach ready to unleash. Kai came up behind you and placed his hand on your shoulder telling you to go in. Feeling a bump of confidence, you opened the door and walked across his room to where his bathroom door stood shut. You decided to not wear the mask Meadow had given you to let Marshall feel calm before real intentions were laid before him.
You opened the door, Marshall’s shower steam covering his body behind the glass, eyes shut, mouth moving to the songs. You walked over slowly, yet he never noticed anything until you had said Hello, inches away from him. Marshall jumped back almost losing balance, wide eyes and raised eyebrows relaxing when he realised it was you, a faint chuckled escaping him as he reached for the music box to turn down the music.
‘What are you doing here?’ He asked nicely, a hint of confusion in his eyes.
‘I missed you.’
‘You left me.’
‘I know. I think it was a mistake.’
He didn’t answer.
‘I wasn’t good enough and should’ve been better so that you wouldn’t have to look for the missing part of me in other women. My fault for not being good enough.’
‘You really want to get back together?’
‘Yes,’ you came closer, reaching for his cock to palm him. He lifted his head, lip quivering as he fought to keep his eyes open. He lowered his head to say something by the way he had opened his mouth but when he opened his eyes again, his knotted eyebrows staring past you had made you aware that the others must’ve been behind you by now.
‘Who are they?’
‘My friends.’ You continued to pump his cock, giving you complete control over him with a single motion. You could feel Kai’s eyes slicing into your back but it didn’t matter. You weren’t enjoying stroking his cock because you wanted him, all you needed was control and for a man irresistible to a handjob it was the perfect weapon to be used. ‘They’re here to help me.’
‘With what?’
‘To kill you.’
‘What.’
‘You hurt me, Marshall. You tossed me aside and fucked another woman. You broke my heart.’ Your grip tightened around him, the pressure inching him closer to coming. ‘Now I have to do the same. To move on.’
‘What—What the fuck are you on about, Y/n.’ He tried to push you away but you pulled him closer with a tug. ‘Get out.’
‘No.’
‘Leave or I’ll call the fucking cops.’
‘Fine,’ you said. ‘Can I take what’s mine at least?’ You stared past the others into the old room you were sure still had a few of your items you had forgotten about.
‘Sure but after I want you to fucking leave.’
‘Okay.’ You smiled.
A low-pitched scream filled the bathroom door as you stared at Marshall whose eyes rolled into the back of his head, hand flying to his front only to find his cock in your hands, red dripping from both of you as you threw it over your shoulder. ‘I’ll take the rest of you with me.’
After you had gotten your revenge on Marshall, you stood around him in a circle, covered in blood splatters and sweat pearls.
‘That was the most beautiful thing I have ever done and seen.’ You breathed, catching your breath as you stared at the bloody sight.
Kai stared at you with heart eyes. He could’ve gotten down on one knee that second and asked you to marry him but the thought of you palming Marshall less than twenty minutes ago had made his eyes go dark, a wave of anger and jealousy consuming him entirely as he stormed off downstairs. You immediately followed him to see him slide off his clown head, baby hairs sticking to his temples, nostrils flaring like they had before at his home. He was angry.
‘Why did you do that?’ He growled.
‘I did it because Marshall cannot say or do anything when his cock feels good. I wanted to control him one last time. Why? Did it make you jealous?’
‘Yes it fucking did?’ He bellowed, spit coming from his mouth as he strutt towards you, pushing you into the wall, his hand around your throat as he came dangerously close. ‘You tell me you basically like me and then touch another man’s cock. Are you a whore? Why did you do it!’
‘Would it make you feel better if I touched you now?’
‘Don’t play with me.’ He snarled, his grip on your throat now so tight you could feel the air thinning. ‘You’re mine.’
‘I know.’
‘Say it!’
‘I’m yours.’
‘And don’t you forget it.’ He pulled you to his lips by your throat, releasing the pressure that had bound you to half breaths.
He was your leader and you were his angel. In the end it was him and you. Only a love that you could understand and that was fine because you didn’t want to share any part of him anyway.
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rexscanonwife · 3 months ago
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Concept sketch of my new JJBA self insert and her stand, BellaDonna (who will eventually be known as Madonna). Inspired by the song 'Like a Prayer' by...well, Madonna! @sapphire-heart-tippy
(lore dump under the cut, TW for mentions of animal injury and religious trauma)
My self insert (who will also go by Jane) grew up in a deeply religious family and tried to be a good jehovah's witness child that made her parents proud.
One day, she comes up with the power to heal various injuries and ailments, almost to the point of being able to revive the dead. She figures she's given this power by the lord himself and vows to do good with it, but when she's found using them to heal a bird that had been wounded by a cat, her mother falls into hysterics thinking that she MUST be possessed by the devil to have such abilities.
She's punished and shunned by her community while her mother prays for a cure and though she tries to repent her power doesn't seem to go away, so eventually her mother snaps and drags her into the wilderness and attempts to throw her to the bottom of an old well.
Her Stand, which had previously not manifested physically, appears then to cushion her fall and eventually she manages to pull herself out of the well with her Stand's help, who she now believes to be a guardian angel. But not wanting to return home, she runs away to face the world alone, growing jaded and bitter over time. She loses all of her faith, and the power to heal inverts itself, becoming a sort of poison. Something that LEECHES life, rather than heal it.
When she's an adult (my age irl so 25 I guess) she's made her way by becomes a bounty hunter/assassin using her Stand and eventually catches the attention of Dio. Who takes her in and explains to her what her Stand REALLY is, promising to teach her how to properly wield those powers if she agrees to serve him. She reluctantly takes his offer, but starts to see him as a familial figure, since no one else had ever tried to nurture or even accept her gift. Dio is the one who giver her Stand the name BellaDonna, after the deadly plant!
#artfarts#self insert#self ship#self insert art#jojo self insert#jojo oc#jjba#jjba oc#jjba part 3#stardust crusaders#jojo's bizarre adventure#and of course wehehehe she meets polnareff and they eventually get together!!#so...i actually kinda forgot that polnareff actually ALSO starts off as an agent of dio 😂😂 with the mind control thing#idk just HOW influential the buds can be. he seems to retain his personality and it just sorta...dictates his morality#and also does whatever dio says. so when he DOES get mind probed by dio my s/i is already his agent#and what im saying is even when they meet THEN hes flirty as hell and immediately interested in her#cause OFC he is thats his personality 😂😂 its his nature hes french#and ofc we know he gets the bud removed and he joins the main cast so im trying to figure out how jane fits in!!#i definitely dont think she joins or turns immediately#i think they capture her first to CHECK for a bud and when they dont find it theyre like...well what now#pol wont let them kill her so they just sorta drag her along and over time she starts to have a change of heart#i think she expects dio to send someone after her or to save her himself but when other agents keep coming and trying to kill her TOO#she realizes he never really cared about her at all#blah blah angsty stuff aside she starts seeing who polnareff truly is and starts falling for him too!!#ok ive rambled enough here if u read all of this mwah im kissing ur forehead 🫶🫶🫶#🩶 just like a prayer 🩶
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sky-daddy-hates-me · 1 year ago
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Currently trying to figure out how much of my autistic symptoms are actually due to autism and not just the long lasting effects of growing up in a traumatising cult.
Like, finding it easier to interact with those outside my age group. Is that because I'm autistic or is it because I was discouraged from interacting with those my own age because they weren't jehovahs witness, so I could only interact within the congregation where i was the only person in my age group.
Always having an advanced reading age, is that autism or is it because I was reading complex books at a young age ? Was I gifted or just being forced to read to books like revelations explained or reasoning from the scriptures or (loki forbid) the insight books.
Do I struggle accepting opinions different to my own because of neurodivergencies or is it because I was raised to believe that everyone outside of the jws was wrong?
Do I constantly mask and hide most aspects of myself because I'm neurodivergent or is it because that was the only way for me to survive in the cult as a preteen - teen and that mentality is still embedded in my brain.
Do I struggle to comfort people because I genuinely don't understand or know how to , or is it because I was taught my entire life that seeing someone upset is a chance to tell them about jehovah and I was never taught how to comfort someone without trying to convert them at the same time.
Am I so strict in my own beliefs because I'm autistic or is it because I grew up believing that i would have to choose death or imprisonment over disobeying god?
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uss-edsall · 11 months ago
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One of the worst parts about losing your mum is putting her name in the newspaper.
“It’s a final honour,” some say. “A farewell parting gift,” say others. “One last time to put her name out in the world.” It’s not required, but most do it. Though your family believes in privacy for their grief, after a discussion, it’s decided to put a death notice out. It seems the right thing - the traditional thing - to do.
The next week there’s a letter expressing condolences, saying all the right things up until they mention they’re with the Jehovah’s Witnesses, canvassing for new possible converts. One or two of these letters come from different people each week for the next six or seven months. Sometimes they forget they’d already sent a letter and send another. Sometimes they’re sneaky - leaving out anything incriminatory until they leave a link to jw.org.
Within a month, you start getting calls from real estate agents. A little time has passed, they’re buried, and now your home feels so empty without them in it. It’s too much space for one person. You feel like you need to sell to get away, and oh hey, here’s a real estate agent who happens to be calling right now. Or so at least, that’s what they hope for. In reality, you react with blinding anger. Don’t prey on my fucking grief, shithead.
Her name was in the paper only once. The real estate developers have given up. The Jehovah’s Witnesses have not. Somebody still pores through the year’s newspapers, looking in the obituaries. Searching for the Jews, the Muslims, the atheists, people who have not accepted Jesus in their hearts. Writing down a list and sending a letter that says “it saddened me so much to read of the passing of your deadly beloved…”
Another moment of blinding anger at total strangers who don’t truly care about the loss of someone you loved so long, who only see you as another target to convert to their religion, to get a cut from selling your house, who want to take advantage of your grief.
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shallowseeker · 3 months ago
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Recruiting Dean
Via the Nightmare-land of all his current anxieties.
Zach I - Zach II - Zach III - Say it ain't so - Cas can DIE?! - Bobby, demoralized - Dean and Cas's mutual, pissy fatalism - Love blooming, personal space - You're not much fun, so why am I laughing so hard? - Dean's anixety at being a vessel - Sam: Everybody please panic, I'm a vessel, too!
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Disclaimer: I love ALL The End meta, from the ones that look for hidden meanings and the ones where Chuck is hiding incognito in his first-row seats, but I thought this would be a Hella a fun way to ask this question.
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What if The End is all about Dean and Zach? What is almost everyone IN IT is Zach, tapping into and mocking Dean's churning ruminations and anxieties?
What would that analysis look like? What might we predict? We know that Zach recruited a Jehovah's Witness, and after Dean's call with Sam, Zach entered the motel to try yet another sales pitch.
Zach got into Dean's bedroom. But maybe this time, Zach's going deeper. Perhaps he got into Dean's dreams, too.
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In the previous Zach adventures, he tried to give Dean a vision of a loser's life, one Dean wouldn't be able to stand: a corporate yes-man who listened to NPR and steamed his latte like a wuss. Remember his pitch in It's a Terrible Life?
ZACHARIAH: Save people, maybe even the world. All the while you drive a classic car and fornicate with women. This isn't a curse. It's a gift. So for God's sakes, Dean, quit whining about it. Look around. There are plenty of fates worse than yours. So are you with me? You wanna go steam yourself another latte? Or are you ready to stand up and be who you really are?
But just like he will later miss the mark on Adam's personality a bit, he misses on Dean at first, too. Dean cares about family.
"My father's name is Bob, my mother's name is Ellen, and my sister's name is Jo." // "Are you saying my family isn't real?"
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We'll hear Zach make more pitches to Dean in the beautiful room in Lucifer Rising. Time-honored things that, from his experience, tend to work when recruiting humans, from happy memories to food to TV fantasy to food to sexual adoration:
ZACHARIAH: Try a burger. They're your favorite. From that seaside shack in Delaware. You were 11, I think. DEAN: I'm not hungry. ZACHARIAH: No? How about Ginger from season 2 of "Gilligan's Island"? You do have a thing for her, don't you? DEAN: Tempting. Weird. ZACHARIAH: We'll throw in Mary Ann for free. DEAN: No, no. Let's... bail on the holodeck, okay? I want to know what the game plan is.
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ZACHARIAH (to a crying Dean): And when it's over... and when you've won... your rewards will be... unimaginable. Peace, happiness... two virgins and seventy sluts.
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We'll get a whiff of AU Zachariah's tactics with a nervous, broken Kevin Tran in s13, too:
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Meredith Glynn had intended a more... grayscale view of Zach's intentions via @spnscripthunt-inactive, but either way is very good. Very Zach:
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Who knows why, but in Meredith's version, Zach is convinced that Jack is the way, not Kevin.
Anyhoo, more on the Jack-Zach interactions later. For now, I'm just thinking about the whiff of Zach's and upper Heaven management's style of recruiting tactics through Kevin's words:
LUCIFER: Kevin, what are you doing, getting mixed up with Michael? ... KEVIN: ...Michael's taking me with him to paradise world so I can meet hot women. LUCIFER: I'm sorry. What?
Jack, who had also been tortured (stabbed, burned, drowned) by Zachariah, tried to reach out to Kevin. Mary even more so:
KEVIN: Y-you don't understand... then the end of the world happened, and everyone around me-- my friends, and my… my mom-- they all started to die. ... KEVIN: No! Michael says… that when I get to Heaven-- when he lets me into Heaven-- I'll get to see my mom again. I don't care! You don't understand. I… You don't know the things that I've done. I just want this to be over.
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Now, we see the truth. Kevin was never interested in the recruitment line, something-something hot women. Not really. That was just a boisterous shield to hide the deeper pain.
He just wanted to see his mom again.
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So. When we reach 5x04, we see Zach adjust fire with Dean.
In 5x01, he tried a different, more forceful way of recruiting Dean, making him feel terrible about himself.
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...I feel like looking at The End as a nightmare land of all of Dean's anxieties is a really fun way to revisit it.
But before that, if we consider this question, what might we predict for Zach to uncover, based on all the stuff Dean is feeling Weird (TM) and Stressed (TM) about right now?
Based on all the other stuff we've been thinking about, I'll make a small list of potentials, starting with the Bobby-Dean confrontation at the end of last season...
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phoebesbridgers · 27 days ago
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someone tried to scam me on one of my ebay listings and wanted me to send a $500 gift card to their physical address so now i am giving all their contact info to jehovahs witness
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nyxnightshade1332 · 1 year ago
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lol the thought of diasomnia the moment they find out yuu is preggers is now trying to convince yuu to let lilia and her share custody over the baby and letting him help raise/adopt the kid would be funny
Pretty much. Yuu will definitely constantly have Diasomnia students showing up at her door with flowers and adoption papers like those Jehovah's witness door to door people.
Like, imagine:
Yuu, probably heavily pregnant: *Opens the door*
Silver, carrying flowers and adoption papers: Good morning, Miss Yuu.
Sebek, holding a giant teddy bear: WE WISH TO CONVERSE WITH YOU ABOUT THE PROPOSAL FROM MASTER LILIA
Yuu: ... Darn it. This is the fifth time this week.
There would be so many gifts from Lilia and Malleus that yuu just has a whole nursery set up with magical gifts from Diasomnia. Grim also probably gets stuck in piles of enchanted plushies and it takes Yuu about an hour to fish him out.
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ministryideaz · 24 days ago
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x-heesy · 1 month ago
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Freak with me 🇮🇹
Happy f- holidays, merry m- Christmas
December 25th, we are on alert
Still the anxiety rising, hey
I smoke like it's legal, hey
Tell me if anyone is normal
In Area 51, bro, there's Santa Claus, wow
Put the record on and you're dead, you wait for this piece more than the risen Christ
In my house the crucifix is ​​a memory
Son of God, I prefer abortion
I think I go to Mc, I put on a happy face like Arthur Fleck
I make a massacre if, again this year Michael Bublé sings on Italia 1
I smoke but don't mind it
There is the nativity scene that gives me a round of applause
People go where their noses take them
Especially if it is Pippo Baudo's
I ride with the revocation, eh
Widow type noise, huh
Christmas is upon us
Jehovah's Witness
If it hurts me so much
Maybe, maybe it will be Christmas
Even though it all seems the same to me
Every time I think about it I get Charles Manson, eh
I think I'm late today too, eh
I'm not on time for dinner
You know what the fuck I care about gifts
Or to see some stupid aunt
I hate Christmas like the Grinch, mh
'This flow kills you, it gives lessons, mh
I enter a cinepanettone, mh
With a shotgun, mh
New Year's Eve with a bang
I'm crazy, now I'm going to explode
I'm under your girlfriend's tree, I give her my cock with a bow
Hey, Santa Claus
Except one day a year he's just an old drunk
This year I made money and I will ask baby Jesus
What does he want as a gift, like Briatore
Well done, clown sings
All red bro, like Santa Claus
You who are around me, because you want a follow
I'll give you the likes, I'm Santa Cloud
I see you sad, maybe it's because you're not on Salmo's album
And if Santa Claus exists, I'm not the rapper of the year
If it hurts me so much
Maybe, maybe it will be Christmas
Even though it all seems the same to me
Every time I think about it I get Charles Manson
Nice gun, what does it shoot? Balls?
Better not be a tree, because he has more balls
When I come in, everyone goes, "Wow."
Bro, if I call God, he answers me: "Woof"
I don't give a shit, but at least
I always destroy myself when I have dinner
I ate a pandoro with Morgan
There was only icing sugar
Christmas makes you fat as shit
And waste the food we need
I don't pray to an angel, I'm not in Bethlehem
I don't envy the tree because it's broke
I'm sorry if you were alarmed
But you are as out of place as someone who goes on the subway and shouts: "Allah" with a gun
What a bomb of a gift
Your girlfriend, boar
Always eating
He's not Santa Claus
But such a big oaf
If it hurts me so much
Maybe, maybe it will be Christmas
Even though it all seems the same to me
Every time I think about it I get Charles Manson
They already ask me what I do on New Year's Eve
I wonder what I'll do on New Year's Eve
You didn't see us in your club, you're blind
Dinner at Mc, Jesus Crispy McBacon, huh
And at dinner with the relatives, mh
I introduce myself and take my leave, mh
"When are you going to give us the little ones?" (Eh)
I answer: "When I defrost them" (Wow)
I have a recurring dream that attracts me
Convince the Vanzinas to film Christmas in Syria
So perhaps we can see what is happening in Palestine
And on opening day, I shoot myself in the mouth in the front row
Merry Christmas, assholes
With my brains on De Sica and Boldi
We are as empty as your drunken talk
Give each other gifts, not our business, it's better if you leave
Fuck off kindly
The difference is there and you can feel it
I am always fresh, evergreen
You are always cool, always green
I'm going to shout "Happy New Year" at an Easter lunch
I already know it's in Santa's sack
Another great album from a talent dad
Happy f- holidays, merry m- Christmas
December 25th, we are on alert
Happy f- holidays, merry m- Christmas
December 25th, we are on alert
CHARLES MANSON (BUON NATALE2) (feat. Lazza) by Salmo, Dani Faiv, Nitro 🎶
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haitilegends · 4 months ago
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ANDRÉ PIERRE ROMAIN | OBITUARY by Regine Romain
Sunday, January 28, 1940 – Sunday, June 9, 2024
By Régine Roumain (daughter)
André Pierre Romain was born on Sunday, January 28, 1940, in Port-au-Prince, Haiti to the late Fannie Privert and Turenne Romain. He has one surviving brother– Camile Romain. He is preceded in death by siblings: Renée, Marthe, Solanges, Emmanuel, Viviane and Junique.
André spent his youth in Port-au-Prince, Haiti, and emigrated to the United States as a young man in his twenties. He was a brilliant artist who in his lifetime made groundbreaking Kompa jazz music with "Ibo Combo" in Haiti and abroad. He was a vocalist, guitarist, pianist, conga player, and dedicated band member. From his extensive 8 track tapes, albums, cassettes, CDs, and video collection, anyone who knew him would get to know his love of music and would invariably be introduced to new sounds of talented artists from around the world. André’s interests and talent in the arts also led him to learn photography and wood sculpting. André’s home became his art studio and his family was gifted with learning the importance of regular practice as an important tool in striving for excellence.
Affectionately known as “Papi,” André was a man in a constant state of evolution and growth. He clearly understood his human limitations and still strived toward greatness each day. He was kind, loving, intellectually curious, and simultaneously a prolific student and sage teacher. He was a self-taught man and positively influenced so many with his wisdom, ingenuity, and humor.
He was a man who smiled often and devotedly uplifted the tenets of his Christian faith as a Jehovah’s Witness. He believed above all things, that we should have "intense love for one another, because love covers a multitude of sins" (1 Peter 4:8). Brother Romain will be greatly missed by members of the Laurel and Bryans Road congregations of Jehovah’s Witnesses.
André was a man greatly in love with his wife Gladys and remained devoted to her for 55 years until his untimely passing. Together they were entrepreneurs and supported themselves and their family through independent and creative means.
In the later years of his life, André became a strong advocate for healthy lifestyles and would promote daily walking and grounding as restorative healing to everyone that he met. At the time of his passing at 84 years of age, he was walking over 17,000 steps (7.7 miles) regularly. His commitment to well-being, and holistic healing through plant-based, whole foods was an inspiration to all who knew and loved him.
André is survived by his children - Dudchen Romain, Patrick Edouard, Iman Shabazz (née Ingrid Regis), Régine Romain, and Natacha Romain. He was blessed to have 10 grandchildren: Stephanie, Yekini, Rachide, Tanika, Tiffani, Julien, Prince Aziz, Rahman, Aishah and Ngozi. He was further blessed to have 3 great-grandchildren: Alexa, Anika and Yonathan. He also had a sweet connection with Maximus, his canine “grandpup.”
André is loved and will be greatly missed by members of the Naar, Pierre, Bruno, Dumorné, Critchlow, Anderson, Paul, Pratt, and Wedderburn families, his daughter-in-law Ketzia Edouard and lifetime friends Alix Pascal and Antoine Bruno.
The voice of André Romain is immortalized through his music, which is still played in Haiti today. He leaves his family a tremendous legacy of his goodwill, artistry and faith.
THANK YOU – **The Family of André Romain**
We wish to express genuine, heartfelt gratitude for the many kind and beautiful expressions of sympathy, support and love during our time of bereavement. We sincerely appreciate each act of kindness, thoughtfulness and generosity shared during this time.
***A special thank you to Milton Leblanc ML Leblanc and family of haitiprogres.com for publishing my father's obituary in Kreyòl. Mesi anpil to Vikings Merceron and Atibon Legba for the translation.***
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🎥 "Andre Romain _Fleur D'amour" on YouTube
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🎥 Andre Romain_ Baisers pour Haiti" on YouTube
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🎥 Ibo Combo - La vie musicien (Haïti)"
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Dear Régine and Family,
On behalf of Haiti Legends, I extend our heartfelt condolences on the passing of André Pierre Romain. His contributions to Haitian music and the arts have profoundly impacted our culture. We hope you find solace in your cherished memories and the legacy he leaves behind. Our thoughts are with you during this difficult time. 🕊🙏🏾🕊
Sincerely,
Sandra Gabriel Lmt
#HaitiLegends
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#COMPASDIRECT #HaitianMusic
#HaitianJazz
#Bolero
#HaitilegendsRestinPeace
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slutnali · 1 year ago
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2, 13, and 24 for sashnetra please? ❤️
I’ll do HS reunion au sashnetra for this one! (A wip that isn’t close to posting but I’ll give a little sneak peek into them)
2. Who sleeps in the others lap?
Sasha for sure falls asleep in his lap as soon as he starts combing his fingers through her hair whenever they’re watching a show or movie
13. Which one likes to surprise the other with a lot of small random gifts?
Anetra for sure and since this au is basically childhood acquaintances turned friends to eventual lovers, he was actually the first to gift sasha something for the first birthday she’s properly celebrated (since she grew up Jehovah’s Witness and they don’t celebrate birthdays/holidays)
24. Which one gives the other a piggyback ride when they’re tired?
Anetra gives Sasha a piggyback ride or carries her bridal style because she’s a queen
Ty for sending some in Liv 💜💜
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444m777 · 5 months ago
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I received Dancing The Dream in the mail today and I’m halfway through reading it… man, I feel so privileged to be reading his thoughts and poetries like this. I remember only knowing about his biography book Moonwalk but they rarely mention Dancing The Dream. I wonder why? It was published the year I was born so it feels like a little gift😌
I love his thoughts on spirituality and magic. I wish we could’ve learned more from him on his thoughts on numerology and astrology as well (two of my favorite subjects). Like, why hasn’t anyone interviewed him about stuff like this? Or am I not looking hard enough🤔 He was very particular about symbology and (deeper) meanings in his art but he also applied it to himself for personal development and you only catch a glimpse of that here and there in books/interviews/his writings but then the focus goes right back to “who are you sleeping with?” or “how do you write a song?” Mind you, I’m satisfied with the answer he gave on the latter (and the former lol 🤪 I don’t need to know his business like that haha). I just find it strange how people constantly wanted him to say more. It wasn’t enough. Like, the man said it came from God, (his) children being his muses, magic, wonder etc. NEXT QUESTION! Gosh! Can we ask some deep thought provoking questions instead? I mean no one bothered to ask WHY he felt it came from them. They just wanted something more tangible or something they could “sell”. I guess you can’t really sell God and spirituality when the artist in question had ‘secular’ music and grabbed his crotch lmao. But the press/people wanted “secular” answers but put some respect on my man’s name and LET IT GO as he did when he talked about his formula for writing songs.
Yes, I know he was very religious growing up but in Shmuley’s book Michael revealed he always questioned the church, religion in general… and he was just a very deep spiritual person from the jump, adopting (spiritual) teachings and using his own inner knowing to create a spiritually rich life (especially after having left Jehovah’s Witness church much against his wishes as he truly enjoyed connecting with and to a higher power—in community with others as the church fostered fellowship in a time where it was hard(er) to make friends and have genuine relationships of any kind). So, I feel we can’t use the “excuse” of him being Jehovah’s Witness when he wasn’t anymore for a very long time and considered himself to be more spiritual. I feel he would’ve been more open to talking about astrology etc. regardless if he read up on it or practiced it (astrology isn’t something you believe in… it’s more of a tool/language. I giggle when people say they don’t believe in it—which is fine btw but it’s not really a belief system but I digress…). He was a great conversationalist so I know he’d have some interesting thoughts to share. Who knows… more and more people are speaking out because of the biopic coming out next year. Maybe we’ll hear something in regards to that😊
I’ve looked into his natal, numerology and human design chart and it’s really fascinating. I truly feel I learn something new about him every time. In a way it feels like little Easter eggs😋 left behind for me (and others) because I’m passionate about personal development, human psyche, spirituality (and woo-woo) stuff too. There’s a reason for my blog name it has to do with numerology and his usage of the numbers 777 in his art/clothing. I’ll make another post about it with more detail soon.
Hugs and Heehees💫
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khodorkovskaya · 1 year ago
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23.07.23
AHHHHH IM GOING TO SKATING CAMP TOMORROW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM SO EXCITED!!!!
it feels im 8 yrs old again and it's the last day of school and tomorrow im going to montenegro for 3 months. like i am so excited you guys!!!
im getting the train at 6am tomorrow and lucien is meeting me there. his plan was for me to go today and spend the night at his parents' but they don't want me at their house cos im not family lol. he said im gonna meet them nevertheless. but they're old money. like actually old western european conservative money. and ive never met people like that before.
im very excited to meet his parents bc i need to know his origin story! like why is he the way he is??? apparently he had a very strict upbringing. and his parents are mega rich. and i feel like now the term "old money" has been tied to the whole aesthetic trend on tiktok, so it kinda lost its original meaning. but his parents are basically, yeah... conservative, protestant, very secretive life style, probably brought their children up with like super strict table manners like what fork is used for what, etc.
they're very cold too. like i was brought up with more eastern values. and even though my family isn't super traditional in that sense, i was still taught that hospitality is important and that you have to bring a gift every time you go to someone's house and stuff like that. whereas conservative western mentality isn't really like that. and his parents are in their 80s so yeah, they're a whole different breed i feel.
have you guys ever met like actual old money people? what was that like? and i don't mean just "rich people who aren't flashy". but like actual generational wealth people.
also panda has a theory that lucien's parents are in a cult lol. like mormons or jehovah's witnesses or sth.
when lucien was trying to convince his parents to let me stay over he was like "yeah, she's anti-alcohol and she doesn't drink and she's very very religious and modest". lolllll
speaking of being religious, church today was so good! my church crush handed me the music sheet and looked into my eyes and i said thank you and that was the highlight of my day lol. i still don't know his name. but it's fun, you know? to have a little crush i look forward to seeing every sunday. and honestly i don't really want to get to know him because he comes off as very arrogant and intellectual and snobby and i don't think we'd vibe. like at some point he sat down and man-spread and went on his phone. likeeeee. but then i see that after every service he goes up to all the icons to kiss them and lights candles and every time he does the cross thing he bows down to touch the ground (which i never do btw). but yeah im enjoying having this little crush a lot and i want it to stay that way.
maybe he's a reddit orthodox kind of guy, now that i think about it...? like i watched one video about orthodoxy cos i wanted to see who bishop irinei was and now my youtube recommended is full of these orthodox chad memes like "little dark age" that kind of stuff yknow. maybe my crush is the kind of guy who watches these things. cos like what else would a guy my age be doing at a church choir? likeeee
anyway, yeah! super stoked for tomorrow! idk if i'll post much about skating camp cos im gonna be hanging out with lucien and skating 24/7. but i promise i'll post a pic or two! <3
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