#Jay shenanigans

[thr4shit]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHAA

WE'RE GETTING A TIM :DDDD

MERRY CHRISTMAS, US!!!

Yayayayayayayayayyayayyayay-

[mylifeingotham]

[onnahu]

Batkids in Metropolis

For context: they have sunglasses on, bc it's Metropolis, and they're fucking Gothamites AND bats so...

Cass: It's so...

Cass: It's so bright here.

Duke: Right? How can anyone live here?

Steph *putting on second pair of sunglasses*: Oh man, it gives me flashbacks.

Tim: Wtf, Steph. Flashbacks to what?

Jason: To death. Duh.

*Steph and Jason high-five*

Dick *just wanted a break from Bruce's bullshit*: Sometimes I hate you so much. Why do everything have to be a death joke to you?

Steph: I don't know what you're talking about...

Steph: I'm dead sirious.

Duke: 1/5, unoriginal.

Steph: Hey!

Damian's home bc he's grounded. He skipped school again. Jason and Tim paughed at him and he's now plotting revenge.

[qweenofurheart]

ruh roh not this shit again

insp by @envysparkler ‘s fic panic room highly rec..

[an0ma1y-th3d0ma1y]

the silly lego ninja have pulled me back in yall

[sandrockers]

[spellboundcities]

Another bout of shenanigans from yours truly

[halloween-neko96]

Me after watching a video about Ninjago timeline:

Me: Wait- Cole, Jay, Zane, and Kai wished the Megawepon never existed in that one episode, thus undoing all the shenanigans that came from it including the Tomorrow Tea. So how come Lloyd is still aged up???

Me: Hang on, forget canon for a second. The possibility of an AU where once the four ninjas get back and face a younger Lloyd again??? Juicy!

Me: Even better, an AU where the wish makes the four Golden Weapons was never made in the first place. Garmadon may still be banished for other reasons but the prophecy!! Morro might be still around as a ninja, green ninja even since without the Golden Weapons, there is no way to prove that he is the Green Ninja or not. The four ninjas go back to a present where Morro is around and is a senior ninja that they were supposed to be close to but they have no memory of because they came from another timeline. Lloyd is a child and not even a ninja. Nya is maybe a ninja in training since Morro knows Maya. The main four doesn't know how to bring up the fact that Lloyd is the destined Green Ninja because there's already one??? The possibilities!!!

[zb1bies]

jay: would you shoot your best friend in the leg for 10 million dollars?

jake: you shoot me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big ass house and range rovers

sunghoon: you can shoot me too, we’ll have 20 million

jake: good thinking, fuck the system

[s0ull3ss-p3rs0n]

We were discussing about Kai on Discord and this was kinda funny

[gothamite-rambler]

Jason and Stephanie's book club

Stephanie and Jason sat together on a cozy couch at her place, each absorbed in their books. Stephanie was knee-deep in The Great Gatsby, while Jason was nearing the conclusion of Frankenstein. The soft glow of a nearby lamp illuminated the pages, casting a warm ambiance over their shared reading space.

Stephanie (closing her book after dog ear folding the page she stopped at): Hey, Jason, The Great Gatsby is actually about how Gatsby and Daisy should've been together instead of that douche nozzle husband, Tom. Tom is the true bad guy, right?

Jason sighed, his eyes glued to the pages of Frankenstein.

Jason (annoyed): It’s not a lost love story, like, at all! It was written to critique the immoral and gluttonous lifestyles of wealthy Americans during the Roaring Twenties. One of the main points is to not value superficial things or relationships.

Stephanie (pouting): Oh, come on! Daisy and Jay could've been together!

Jason (furrowing his eyebrows, frustrated): Steph, he was pursuing a married woman, and she was cheating on her husband. Let's not forget he was lying about most of his wealth and she was drunk driving when she hit Myrtle with her car. Just because her husband was a slimeball doesn’t mean she should end up with an idealistic twit like Gatsby.

Stephanie (trying to counter): But Myrtle—

Jason (interrupting, while raising his hand to silence her): Daisy also let Jay get shot to save her own skin! Everyone in that book wasn't meant to be a good character, to say the least. Some you feel bad for; they're victims of bad circumstances or greed. But no, Daisy and Jay weren't an OTP, like you were about to say.

Stephanie pouted and then rolled her eyes dramatically.

Stephanie: You would think that, Mr. "Romeo and Juliet" isn't a love story.

Jason put his book down with a frustrated huff.

Jason (raising his voice, annoyed): It’s not a love story! It’s about lustful, idiotic teens who meet at a party, get married the next day, and then fuck each other’s brains out until they both die because of poor timing, impulse, and miscommunication. It’s a tale about idiots!

Stephanie (aggravated): Oh, blah, blah, blah. Next, you’re going to tell me that Frankenstein is the victim in the story and not the monster.

Jason covered his face with the book, shaking with exasperation as Stephanie crossed her arms, a smug smile on her face.

Jason (raising his voice, angry): Harlot! The monster that was supposed to be named Adam is the supposed monster when in reality he's a misunderstood creature! So you better be referring to the scientist, Victor Frankenstein or I'm going to tell your mom what’s in your top dresser drawer!

Stephanie gasped, placing a hand on her chest.

Stephanie (standing off the couch, furious): You better not tell her about my tarot cards, you fricker! And both Frankenstein and the monster are monsters in their own ways—that’s how I will always interpret it!

With that, Stephanie turned on her heel, strutting away with her head held high, as if she had just dropped the mic.

Jason (reluctantly agreeing): Okay, that’s fair. At least she didn’t say he was green.

[thr4shit]

If you ever feel useless, just remember that one of our Jays once stared at the ceiling with a camcorder on for 3 hours once. 😃 /hj

(He did do that, but he's not useless, it was just weird a lil silly.)

[mylifeingotham]

[luxu-loveskh]

why is the administration in ninjago so funny to me

like

yeah

this random giant office has rules for everything

yeah its an liminal soace esque place that looks like an office

yeah its from the realm of madness

so what?

oh also the one ninja who is the one you would least expect to work an office job works there

[icedlava1]

What if Nero and Smoke switched places?

Don’t ask why I thought of this, I know it’s stupid and makes no sense HAJDGJSHS