#Jay shenanigans

[thr4shit]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAAHAA

WE'RE GETTING A TIM :DDDD

MERRY CHRISTMAS, US!!!

Yayayayayayayayayyayayyayay-

[methoughtsphantom]

Jason “my family doesn’t know im alive” Todd and Danny “my family doesn’t know I’m dead” Fenton going alongside each of their plans my beloved. like Danny will absolutely go head-to-head with all of Gotham to support his new best friend on all his crime lord endeavors while he drags Jason to also attend collage with him. They are roommates and there never seems to a mention of family from either side. It’s an unspoken understanding they have. They met because Crime alley as a ghost lair thrummed with so much loneliness, it was at first the perfect place for Danny to hide his ecto signature in. But then he saw the dumbass whose lair it was lean his motorcycle just a tad too much when making a sharp turn to an alley, he sweeped the floor through a lifted chain link that passed his body but not his helmet. Yep that’s right the red thing got stuck. Danny who at the moment happened to be watching through his window snorted. Much to his horror because if not a ghost that dude could’ve gotten his head flung off.

Still, the scene was ridiculous.

On a whim he irrationally sees the police closing in on the guy and panicked at the thought of the guy using intangibility to free himself so Danny phased them both through his apartment wall and left the guy sprawled in his couch. Jason didn’t freak out but that’s normal when one’s got a concussion, one the guy immediately denied having as Danny laid out the medical supplies. The idiot proceeded to almost flatten four steps to the door with his stubbornness. He also said “I’m asexual” in the most deadpan voice as Danny dropped him back in the couch.

Danny sighed. Clearly though, he’d done so too early in the night because the guy kept trying to go, kept trying to knock Danny out, kept trying to slash him with knifes Danny didn’t know he had stashed. He’d only disarmed the guy from his guns. The visible ones apparently, cause at one point the guy did take out a gun and shoot until the ammo ran out and then teetered the thing like it was an art prop and hit his moon lamp.

Danny "yeah you aren’t officially my friend until you’ve tried to kill me" fenton my guys.

Anyways both keep having the same argument over if Danny technically kidnapped Jason or not. Danny holds the fact that the police at least didn’t see the guy make the ridicule. Jason argued that happened cause he was sporting a concussion. Danny argued he got that after.

Jason at first thinks the guy's a meta, but no. Danny introduces himself, sheepily now that he recognizes this is who the lair he invaded is from. He bandages him and tries to cook for him. If Danny didn’t have ice powers he most certainly would’ve burned the apartment. Jason then proceeds to kick him out of his own kitchen and make them both enchiladas. It’s the most normal both had in a while with another person and the air seems oddly settled. From then on, Jason constantly invited himself over, under the pretense that this was his territory and therefore he could drop in unannounced. Danny who has actual powers says he only allows this because Jason cooks very well.

Danny stays away from the crime fighting business unless his buddy is in deep shit he can’t get himself out. Also it’s Danny’s turn to cover for his vigilante friend which Sam and Tucker give him so much shit for. (but also advice)

And they were roommates. (omg) Danny effectively derails Jason’s big comeback plans by casually dropping ghost lore every two days. Like,

Jason, talking about how he doesn’t want Bats snooping on his territory:

Danny: Just don’t let them in

Jason: ??

Danny: yeah!! Hasn’t Batman died and got revived??? You can totally kick out death touched people you don’t want entering on your lair.

Jason: …I can?

Danny: Yep dude, your lair’s supposed to feel safe.

Jason: wait does that mean I can kick you out?

Danny: First this is my apartment. Second, im dead, not dead touched. Third, it’s too late to get rid of me. bitch.

Anyways Jason is super excited. You mean to tell him he can actually deny people over to his territory haunt?? (Yes it’s only to people who have died and came back but still!! The sample size is exactly the type of people he doesn’t want to see—!)

Joker my beloathed can’t step foot in Crime Alley.

(Jason’d feel a lot safer if the clown was dead but the possibility of his murderer turning into a ghost and their little loophole not applying on the clown is too scary to contemplate.)

Anyways, Jason loves experimenting with the power. It can go from simply making people shudder and not want to enter crime Alley to straight up not letting them enter like there’s an invisible wall blocking the way.

Jason because he’s hurt that Bruce never even patrols Crime Alley and also because he’s petty put B under the category of “invisible wall” blacklist. His reasoning is that the man doesn’t even attempt to enter Crime Alley. To him it’s surely just a place shadowed in tragedy. (anyways that’s it’s the place he met Jason)

Ironically, Jason totally forgets that Batman does venture into Crime Alley one day in the whole year. The day he met Jason.

Okay. He didn’t forget at first. The first year Jason remembers cause it was only a few months till then but then the next— Jason forgets that today’s the anniversary of the day’s Bruce’s parents died. He forgets to allow B in when he feels a slight tug and dismiss the feeling that prompts Bruce to investigate because he literally can’t enter Crime Alley. He starts the trialsTM, he scouts on the very edge and sees people the whole day enter and get out and cross with no problem but Bruce can’t.

It’s literally just Bruce.

Time to call Constantine, i guess.

[psyscha]

Part 2 of my LBM Jason piece, where complex feelings are had.

Part 1

The fic!

[mylifeingotham]

[onnahu]

Batkids in Metropolis

For context: they have sunglasses on, bc it's Metropolis, and they're fucking Gothamites AND bats so...

Cass: It's so...

Cass: It's so bright here.

Duke: Right? How can anyone live here?

Steph *putting on second pair of sunglasses*: Oh man, it gives me flashbacks.

Tim: Wtf, Steph. Flashbacks to what?

Jason: To death. Duh.

*Steph and Jason high-five*

Dick *just wanted a break from Bruce's bullshit*: Sometimes I hate you so much. Why do everything have to be a death joke to you?

Steph: I don't know what you're talking about...

Steph: I'm dead sirious.

Duke: 1/5, unoriginal.

Steph: Hey!

Damian's home bc he's grounded. He skipped school again. Jason and Tim paughed at him and he's now plotting revenge.

[qweenofurheart]

ruh roh not this shit again

insp by @envysparkler ‘s fic panic room highly rec..

[an0ma1y-th3d0ma1y]

the silly lego ninja have pulled me back in yall

[sandrockers]

[spellboundcities]

Another bout of shenanigans from yours truly

[halloween-neko96]

Me after watching a video about Ninjago timeline:

Me: Wait- Cole, Jay, Zane, and Kai wished the Megawepon never existed in that one episode, thus undoing all the shenanigans that came from it including the Tomorrow Tea. So how come Lloyd is still aged up???

Me: Hang on, forget canon for a second. The possibility of an AU where once the four ninjas get back and face a younger Lloyd again??? Juicy!

Me: Even better, an AU where the wish makes the four Golden Weapons was never made in the first place. Garmadon may still be banished for other reasons but the prophecy!! Morro might be still around as a ninja, green ninja even since without the Golden Weapons, there is no way to prove that he is the Green Ninja or not. The four ninjas go back to a present where Morro is around and is a senior ninja that they were supposed to be close to but they have no memory of because they came from another timeline. Lloyd is a child and not even a ninja. Nya is maybe a ninja in training since Morro knows Maya. The main four doesn't know how to bring up the fact that Lloyd is the destined Green Ninja because there's already one??? The possibilities!!!

[zb1bies]

jay: would you shoot your best friend in the leg for 10 million dollars?

jake: you shoot me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big ass house and range rovers

sunghoon: you can shoot me too, we’ll have 20 million

jake: good thinking, fuck the system

[thr4shit]

If you ever feel useless, just remember that one of our Jays once stared at the ceiling with a camcorder on for 3 hours once. 😃 /hj

(He did do that, but he's not useless, it was just weird a lil silly.)

[methoughtsphantom]

soulmates identifying marks prompt

Jason didn’t love the idea of fate. That your path was already drawn ahead of you and you were just following. However, fate was tricky like that, threads that tangled and mingled and lead you to meet your soulmate. Most at some point do—and the mark that identified each other always always disappeared upon it.

But well, at least Jason could take solace that marks were just that. A promise to meet. When that happened was anybody’s guess, but your mark never disappeared if you hadn’t gotten to meet, (in death or until it torn them apart)

Which is why Jason was floored when he came back without one.

[s0ull3ss-p3rs0n]

We were discussing about Kai on Discord and this was kinda funny

[mylifeingotham]