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seven sentence sunday
thank you @astaldis for tagging me
(i cheated and this is 8 sentences; the wip title is manic pixie dream jaskier, hopefully i will change it but i’m getting attached)
He’s watching the twit with the floppy hair—two rows forward and off to the left, his long legs sprawling out from under the tiny desk and nearly off the edge of the riser, a flush high on his cheeks from the stuffy heat of the lecture hall. Valdo knows his name; he’s been watching him all semester. But Julian, who has just knocked over his inkwell with his pale, fidgety, beautiful fingers, is a twit, even if Valdo is besotted with him.
Julian is so—ugh. He’s full of himself and walks around like the idea that something might not work out in his favor is a foreign concept. He’s the second son of some minor aristocrat, so Valdo supposes it tracks. But he’s quick on his feet and clever and when he’s particularly happy it’s like the whole world around him is a little bit brighter for it.
tagging @soymimikyu (i’m trying to trick you into sharing your secret non fic wip; i know you don’t write fic (but you should, more witcher cat fic! i think you could do it!)) @crushcandles @whoslaurapalmer @virginian-wolfsnake @kuwdora
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THE WITCHER S3E4 - The Invitation
#the witcher#thewitcheredit#witcheredit#jaskieredit#jaskiergifs#jaskier#valdo marx#gif#angel.psd#twn spoilers#sorry every single one of my text sets look different i have no idea what i'm doing ever
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Valdo: is your witcher friendly?
Jaskier: yup
Valdo: can I pet him?
Jaskier: go ahead
Valdo: *tries to pet lambert*
Lambert: *stabs valdo*
Valdo: wtf!?!?! I thought you said he was friendly?!!!?!?
Jaskier: oh that's not MY witcher. That's aidens
#my nonsense#jaskier#valdo#valdo marx#jaskier vs valdo#petty jaskier#feral jaskier#feral bard#lambert#jaskier and lambert the chaotic duo
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next time jaskier and valdo marx meet i want to see jaskier smugly telling valdo how "MY sorceress wouldn't have left me alone during a violent coup. in fact, MY sorceress calls me her damsel in distress and ALWAYS saves me. but that's because MY sorceress (yennefer of vengerberg by the way) is sooo much more powerful than yours. and sexier by the way"
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At long last, they are together ✨ ⚔️ 🎵
#muppets#my crafts#geraskier#my witcher art#I love the plausible deniability here with Jaskier's color scheme#my folks don't need to know these muppets on my shelf are BOTH from the witcher#the Valdo between them also helps#anyway I love my gay muppets#if only i was any good at actual puppeteering#ah well making them is fun enough and they're cute book guardians#watching over my books#btw only Jaskier gets cute lil paw pads because he's my specialest little guy lad
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bards in corsets UwU
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I’m thinking about the parallels between Jaskier and Valdo Marx. I’m thinking about how Valdo plays a silly song about romance and sex at a ball just as Jaskier did all those years ago in Cintra, and I’m thinking about how Jaskier now sings songs about love and life that are incredibly full of feeling. I’m thinking about how, when the monster attacks, Valdo runs and Jaskier helps.
I’m thinking about how Jaskier has grown to be so much more than a simple bard, and how Valdo Marx highlights that.
#the witcher s3#the witcher#wren talks#jaskier#valdo marx#joey batey#i have so many feelings about this new season guys
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Valdo: Don't correct me. Jaskier: Don't be wrong.
#incorrect quotes#incorrect witcher quotes#the witcher#valdo marx#jaskier#valdo vs jaskier#jaskier vs valdo
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Only fans Geralt has a tattoo? Are those buttercups I spy??
Yesss. Geralt won't comment on it tho ;) just getting a platonic tattoo of your bestie like a bro to show commitment
#jaskier#geraskier#geralt of rivia#the witcher#onlyfans!jaskier#valdo marx#zoltan chivay#priscilla#Jaskier is full on 'heartseyes motherfucker'
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I already like Valdo with evil moustache 😂
#the witcher#jaskier#julian alfred pankratz#joey batey#the witcher netflix#valdo marx#the witcher season 3 netflix#the witcher season 3#the witcher season three
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Not sure what the fuck that means but I'm happy for him!!!!
#I'm so excided for jaskier romance#i wonder who his partners are gonna be#maybe valdo marx?#or radovid?#maybe a woman?#i hope it's a man and a woman#though of course I'd prefer him in a poly relationship with geralt and yennefer lol#the witcher#twn#jaskier#dandelion#geraskier#yennskier#joey batey#news#the witcher netflix#s3#geralt of rivia#redanian intelligence#crispy
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One thing I really want to see happen in Season 4...
Valdo Marx: Nice to see you again, Joseph!
Jaskier: *Heavy sigh* That's -
Yarpen: *Stepping in front of him protectively.* Julian Alfred Pankratz to you, you dying sounding beached whale! Only his friends call him Joseph!
Jaskier: Ah, actually, that's Jaskier.
Yarpen: *Dismissively.* Yeah, I KNOW.
Jaskier: *Getting all teary eyed.* I know you do.
#The Witcher#Jaskier#Yarpen Zigrin#Their friendship is legendary#Valdo Marx#Their rivalry is a legendary#Does Valdo know Jaskier is a honorary member of a fierce dwarven mercenary company yet?#No but seriously I kind of headcanon that the reason Yarpen is so pissed at continuously being reminded that Jaskier's named#Julian Alfred Pankratz#Is because he noticed that Geralt and even Yennefer were calling him “Jaskier”#While Jaskier introduced himself to Yarpen using his whole freaking name!#Jaskier just wanted to be respectful and polite#Yarpen took it as a desire to put some emotional distance between them and imply he hadn't earned the right to call him by his#Chosen / preferred named#And then despite all they went through together on that mountain and claiming to be a friend#Jaskier still continues to insist on introducing himself using his full bloody name!#Like what does a dwarf have to do to get some familiarity and recognition of kinship from that bloody bard?#But then Jaskier puts his life on the line to help Yarpen's men...#And Yarpen realizes that Jaskier cares enough to take an arrow to the back (or to the lute at least) to keep them safe..#He's not a warrior that revels in the rush of battle!#He's just a scared bard rushing headfirst into the fray just because he wants to help any injured dwarves#Even if that means potentially sacrificing himself...#So maybe human customs are weird...#Maybe Jaskier has been waiting for *HIM* to start calling him “Jaskier” and officially signal the start of a friendship...#Maybe that formal introduction wasn't a slight on Jaskier's part and that overgrown puppy of a bard has been waiting for Yarpen to finally#adopt him like an idiot!#And so Yarpen chooses to skip the formalities and go straight for “thank you JASKIER” to make it clear that he does consider him a friend..#My Posts#My thoughts#In tags form
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Jaskier and geralt are currently in a predicament
Jaskier: i have an idea! We kill valdo!
Geralt: What fucking problem would that solve!?
Jaskier: Well it would solve a personal one of mine
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Okay but now I want a very homoerotic rivalry between Jaskier and Valdo. Gimme suggestive lines and heavy subtext gimme implications that they had fucked/dated in the past, banter that is pretty much just hate- flirting. And i very specifically want a scene with Valdo tucking a piece of Jaskier's hair behind his ear in a manner that is both condescending and flirty
#come on twn the possibilities are endless#if these two won't have some smoking chemistry what's the point#jaskier#valdo marx#the witcher#the witcher season 3#bambi says some bullshit
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no bc which one of us on witcher tumblr snuck onto set/into the writers room for s3 I mean?? geralt being openly and directly caring and soft for jaskier???? jaskier bonding with ciri and being her fun uncle like a plethora of post-s1 fics hoped for???? jaskier being traumatized and scared of seeing rience again and it's not treated like a joke??? valdo marx not only being there and existing in a corporeal form but also being very much a Valdo Fucking Marx??? which of you guys snuck in I know it was one of you
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