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THE WITCHER S3E4 - The Invitation
#the witcher#thewitcheredit#witcheredit#jaskieredit#jaskiergifs#jaskier#valdo marx#gif#angel.psd#twn spoilers#sorry every single one of my text sets look different i have no idea what i'm doing ever
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Valdo: is your witcher friendly?
Jaskier: yup
Valdo: can I pet him?
Jaskier: go ahead
Valdo: *tries to pet lambert*
Lambert: *stabs valdo*
Valdo: wtf!?!?! I thought you said he was friendly?!!!?!?
Jaskier: oh that's not MY witcher. That's aidens
#my nonsense#jaskier#valdo#valdo marx#jaskier vs valdo#petty jaskier#feral jaskier#feral bard#lambert#jaskier and lambert the chaotic duo
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bards in corsets UwU
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I’m thinking about the parallels between Jaskier and Valdo Marx. I’m thinking about how Valdo plays a silly song about romance and sex at a ball just as Jaskier did all those years ago in Cintra, and I’m thinking about how Jaskier now sings songs about love and life that are incredibly full of feeling. I’m thinking about how, when the monster attacks, Valdo runs and Jaskier helps.
I’m thinking about how Jaskier has grown to be so much more than a simple bard, and how Valdo Marx highlights that.
#the witcher s3#the witcher#wren talks#jaskier#valdo marx#joey batey#i have so many feelings about this new season guys
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Valdo: Don't correct me. Jaskier: Don't be wrong.
#incorrect quotes#incorrect witcher quotes#the witcher#valdo marx#jaskier#valdo vs jaskier#jaskier vs valdo
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I already like Valdo with evil moustache 😂
#the witcher#jaskier#julian alfred pankratz#joey batey#the witcher netflix#valdo marx#the witcher season 3 netflix#the witcher season 3#the witcher season three
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One thing I really want to see happen in Season 4...
Valdo Marx: Nice to see you again, Joseph!
Jaskier: *Heavy sigh* That's -
Yarpen: *Stepping in front of him protectively.* Julian Alfred Pankratz to you, you dying sounding beached whale! Only his friends call him Joseph!
Jaskier: Ah, actually, that's Jaskier.
Yarpen: *Dismissively.* Yeah, I KNOW.
Jaskier: *Getting all teary eyed.* I know you do.
#The Witcher#Jaskier#Yarpen Zigrin#Their friendship is legendary#Valdo Marx#Their rivalry is a legendary#Does Valdo know Jaskier is a honorary member of a fierce dwarven mercenary company yet?#No but seriously I kind of headcanon that the reason Yarpen is so pissed at continuously being reminded that Jaskier's named#Julian Alfred Pankratz#Is because he noticed that Geralt and even Yennefer were calling him “Jaskier”#While Jaskier introduced himself to Yarpen using his whole freaking name!#Jaskier just wanted to be respectful and polite#Yarpen took it as a desire to put some emotional distance between them and imply he hadn't earned the right to call him by his#Chosen / preferred named#And then despite all they went through together on that mountain and claiming to be a friend#Jaskier still continues to insist on introducing himself using his full bloody name!#Like what does a dwarf have to do to get some familiarity and recognition of kinship from that bloody bard?#But then Jaskier puts his life on the line to help Yarpen's men...#And Yarpen realizes that Jaskier cares enough to take an arrow to the back (or to the lute at least) to keep them safe..#He's not a warrior that revels in the rush of battle!#He's just a scared bard rushing headfirst into the fray just because he wants to help any injured dwarves#Even if that means potentially sacrificing himself...#So maybe human customs are weird...#Maybe Jaskier has been waiting for *HIM* to start calling him “Jaskier” and officially signal the start of a friendship...#Maybe that formal introduction wasn't a slight on Jaskier's part and that overgrown puppy of a bard has been waiting for Yarpen to finally#adopt him like an idiot!#And so Yarpen chooses to skip the formalities and go straight for “thank you JASKIER” to make it clear that he does consider him a friend..#My Posts#My thoughts#In tags form
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Okay but now I want a very homoerotic rivalry between Jaskier and Valdo. Gimme suggestive lines and heavy subtext gimme implications that they had fucked/dated in the past, banter that is pretty much just hate- flirting. And i very specifically want a scene with Valdo tucking a piece of Jaskier's hair behind his ear in a manner that is both condescending and flirty
#come on twn the possibilities are endless#if these two won't have some smoking chemistry what's the point#jaskier#valdo marx#the witcher#the witcher season 3#bambi says some bullshit
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no bc which one of us on witcher tumblr snuck onto set/into the writers room for s3 I mean?? geralt being openly and directly caring and soft for jaskier???? jaskier bonding with ciri and being her fun uncle like a plethora of post-s1 fics hoped for???? jaskier being traumatized and scared of seeing rience again and it's not treated like a joke??? valdo marx not only being there and existing in a corporeal form but also being very much a Valdo Fucking Marx??? which of you guys snuck in I know it was one of you
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#thewitcheredit#jaskier#valdo marx#the witcher#thewitchersdaily#witcherdaily#witchersdaily#dailynetflix#tvedit#tvandfilm#cinemapix#cinematv#userbbelcher#userstream#usersource#chewieblog#!gif#the witcher spoilers
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No one:
Not a single soul:
Jaskier every time Valdo Marx and his crew open their mouths:
#my man has murder on his mind#jaskier#valdo marx#the witcher#he was so ready to murder a bitch lmfao
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
#I'm so happy about this#jaskier is going to be so petty#i can't wait#the witcher#jaskier#julian alfred pankratz#the witcher season 3#twn#the witcher netflix#dandelion#valdo marx#article#text#also we'll get radovid x jaskier#bisexual jaskier confirmed???#prince radovid#photos#joey batey#nathan armakwei laryea#somehow valdo looks exactly how i had imagined him in my head
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Jaskier and geralt are currently in a predicament
Jaskier: i have an idea! We kill valdo!
Geralt: What fucking problem would that solve!?
Jaskier: Well it would solve a personal one of mine
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Nathan Armakwei Laryea as Valdo Marx in The Witcher Season 3 Episode 4
#thewitcheredit#valdo marx#the witcher netflix#twn s3 spoiler#**gifs#he came and served c/unt#no wonder everyone with taste loves him :')))#the way i cackled at that last gif too
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Valdo: Punch me in the face. Jaskier: Punch you in the face? Valdo: Yes, punch me in the face. Didn’t you hear me? Jaskier: I always hear “punch me in the face” when you’re speaking, but it’s usually in subtext.
#why is valdo asking jaskier to punch him?#idk#its probably for some stupid reason though#jaskier decides he doesn't care before valdo can actually explain and punches him#incorrect quotes#incorrect witcher quotes#the witcher#valdo marx#jaskier#valdo vs jaskier#jaskier vs valdo
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Jaskier and Valdo Marx during their younger years
With my personal headcanon that Valdo was the one stupidly in love and then got his heart broken, while Jaskier thought what was between them was never serious.
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