#James Macdonald

[8uster8unny]

Hi! So I have this adult Arthur AU that I’ve been working on for two years and I forgot to post my designs here! I might post videos of their voice canons here too….

[arthur-character-showdown]

ROUND 1, SHOWDOWN 28

[fuzzychildchopshop]

Human Arthur Characters 9 by ToonRandy

[outromoony]

Me when the slow burn is slow burning

[beataylorsversion]

why can't gay people flirt normally

like "ur cute," "no ur cute," isn't that hard

it doesn't have to be:

"finally the flesh reflects the madness within,"

"well, you'd know all about the madness within wouldn't you remus?"

[psychedelic-charm]

This isn't the only time that DW tries to wrangle James into her quest for "romance". In "DW Unties the Knot", DW and Emily enlist Muffy in helping them plan a wedding, not realizing that she needs a groom nor what a wedding actually entails (despite attending Aunt Lucy's wedding in an earlier season).

Arthur Recap Season 8 Episode 9 Part 2 Kiss and Tell

The person who requested this recap also asked me to make references to Britney Spears, Marilyn Monroe, and Taylor Swift during my review. They didn’t know what kind of references they wanted me to make, which isn’t exactly helpful.

So sorry if I don’t get what you wanted but in my defense, it was a very vague request.

In the Middle Ages, D.W. practices calling out for her Romeo. Nadine overhears and thinks D.W. is calling for her. D.W. complains that she has gussied herself up for nothing and she is sick of waiting for her Prince Charming to show up. “Yo Romeo! I ain’t got all night you know!” yells D.W. into the night.

Nadine tells D.W. to just be a little more patient and as if on cue, a handsome prince climbs up the balcony. Unfortunately, he was looking for Rapunzel so he apologies for the misunderstanding. What, the absence of a long braid hanging from out of the tower didn’t clue him in?

“Where’s my Prince Charming?” demands D.W.

At Emily’s office, Emily brags about her trip to Paris. Normally I don’t like pretentious braggers but Emily is four years old and is already more well traveled than me. She can do what she wants for now.

Emily reveals to D.W. that something very important happened to her in Paris: her French friend Pierre kissed her! D.W. is repulsed and convinced Pierre did it as a dare but Emily insists that it was the most magical moment in her life. “I felt like a princes,” she says. That gets D.W.’s attention and she decides she wants to be kissed so she can feel like a princess too.

“Oh, D.W. you don’t know the first thing about l’amour,” says Emily condescendingly. “You’ll see!” insists D.W. “I’ll find a prince and we’ll have plenty of s’mores!”

That actually sounds very ideal.

D.W. consults with Nadine as to how to fix her “Never Been Kissed” status. Well, she can’t wait until she’s a shy woman in her 30s who goes back to high school as an undercover reporter, now can she?

The Tibbles overhear D.W. talking about her options to Nadine and fear that she wants to kiss them and run away from her as fast as possible. Little do they know that D.W. never considered them as options anyway.

Who shall be the receiver/taker of D.W.’s first kiss? It’s going to be James MacDonald. D.W. decides he is the one after he takes her side in a class vote over whether to play a Mary Moo cow CD or Emily’s French CD during naptime.

Picking someone who has similar interests as you is always good romantic advice.

D.W. announces to Emily that she intends to kiss James but Emily tells her that boys have to kiss girls–something bad might happen the other way around. D.W. has a dream that she kisses James and instead of turning into a princess, she and James both turn into frogs!

But D.W. is not discouraged and decides that now she must figure out a way for James to kiss her to make her fairy tale comes true.

Since Emily is useless (and probably making up random rules to preserve her status as the only kissed girl in class), D.W. turns to Arthur. She sees his copy of “Romeo & Juliet” and begs him to tell her what happened. She misses the part where Arthur tells her it ends badly and focuses on the masquerade ball where Romeo and Juliet kissed.

D.W. dresses up at school and introduces herself as “Nora” to James but he thinks she is showing off her show and tell items so he starts panicking that he forgot to bring anything to share.

Later, at the store, D.W. sees a Western movie where a cowboy kisses a maiden after he rescues her from being run over by a train. D.W. isn’t that invested in the kiss to tie herself to the train tracks so she spins herself really fast on the merry go round, hoping James will rescue her. However, he merely helps her to her feet when she falls off instead of kissing her. “Some hero,” scoffs D.W.

At home, D.W. sees David kiss Jane after she’s had a stressful day and decides to recreate the scenario with James. Unfortunately for her, he doesn’t realize that she is walking around the classroom with a crying doll to get his attention and she blows up. “I’ve tried everything and you still won’t kiss me!” D.W. shouts. “What does a girl have to do?”

In the middle of her rant, James kisses D.W. on the cheek so she’ll stop being so weird. “Hey, I’m still me!” says D.W. Emily congratulates D.W. on getting her kiss and reveals that Pierre only kissed Emily on her hand (ooh, how continental! And not really a kiss, tbh).

D.W. decides that this kissing business isn’t for her. “I don’t see what the big fuss is about,” she says. That’s D.W. kissing and telling.

Grade: A+ (This was a really hilarious episode and D.W.’s malapropisms were awesome. “Smores” instead of l’amour; “brides and the trees” instead of “birds and the bees”. Good show. Also, preschool-kindergarten is where kids start dipping their toes into romance so it’s very appropriate and fun for the target age group.)

Rating: 100% intense. Kissing is intense.

[fiasco95]

Sirius: Regulus got arrested at 2 in the morning. Guess who he called?

Sirius: Oh, James? His fiancé, logical choice right? No.

Sirius: Oh? Then, me. His brother, the most obvious choice at this point! No.

Mary: I’m confused, who the fuck did he call then?

Sirius, pointing at Remus: Him. And they got maccies right fucking after!! Instead of letting James and I know!

Regulus, nodding: Brother-in-law.

Remus, nodding back: Brother-in-law.

[martyschoenleber]

"I Don't Trust Big Things"

I was having a conversation with two “deconstructed Christians.” Almost everything they had formerly confessed to believe on the great issues of human history (life, death, the afterlife, God, Christ, Christianity, purpose, meaning) they look on as unscientific or unhistorical, and therefore disrespect and disdain it now. On the flip side, almost everything that they disbelieved before, they now…

[stagprongs]

behind every hot girl there is unhealthy, slightly concerning, spiritual connection to harry potter’s dead parents dead friend group

[sspadfoot]

The Marauders doing the trauma dumping sweet trend on TikTok

Sirius: My names Sirius and my parents used to torture me as a punishment until I had to run away and I brought haribos

Remus: My names Remus and when I was 5 I was bit by a werewolf because he hated my dad and I brought sour patch kids

Peter: My names Peter and I was tortured until I joined a fascist cult and I brought giant strawberries

James: My names James and my boyfriend broke up with my to join the cult because his parents told him to and I brought jolly ranchers

Regulus: My names Regulus and I’m that boyfriend. I also tried to drown myself on multiple occasions and I brought marshmallows

Barty: My names Barty and I was imperioed by my dad for most of my life, until I became crazy, and I brought twizzlers

Evan: My names Evan and I was forced by my parents to join a cult and I brought rainbow laces cause we’re all fruity

Pandora: My names Pandora and I can see the future so I saw all of my friends and family die and I brought skittles

Dorcas: My names Dorcas and my girlfriend was killed by one of my oldest friends and then I had to go face to face with the leader of the cult and I brought airheads

Lily: My names lily and my sister hated me for most of my life and I had a horrible toxic best friend who called me slurs and I brought nerds

Marlene: My names Marlene and I was killed by my best friend, my sister was also kidnapped and tortured and I brought Reeces

Mary: My names Mary and I was obliviated by my headteacher and I don’t remember why and I brought squashies

[tolovethemoony]

marauders polaroids, thus far

Dunno if I'll post the standalone/non polaroid versions of these here but if you are curious they are up on twitter and Instagram (I think). It feels great to see all my work spread out like this! some are signed some aren't because I am inconsistent. And you are allowed (and encouraged!) to print these and pretend you're a part of the gang if you like.

Looking forward to doing more of these! If you have any ideas shoot them my way, currently working on a lily one, a wolfstar one, and another sirius haha

and a collage for fun

[logolepsy-babble]

Lily: I want to confess something.

James: Go ahead!

Lily: I fancy girls.

Peter: Me too!

Lily: And… I fancy Mary…

Remus: I’m happy for you. I want you to know you are accepted. I like men.

Sirius: Wait what?

James: Are we all coming out? I’m bi, I fancy Regulus.

Sirius: Ex-fucking-scuse me?

[outromoony]

Fuck drugs. Have you ever been addicted to reading angsty fanfics about Harry Potter's dead parents and their friends? That shit will kill you.

[seekmemystar]

everyone keeps having these moments at the top of the astronomy tower how are none of them bumping into each other

[professor-scribbls]

An early valentines post :)