#Jacob Doe

[glitchyk]

Meat-strosity

Episode one, Mystery Meat

Hello! This is just me getting a bit bored and deciding to write how I think Kay would react in the first episode of Danny phantom and all, so for background, she’s probably been here for about a month? I’d say so, but she hasn’t done much, you can look more on her character on the masterpost for my ocs and such.

This is gonna be long, soooo…. Under the cut with ya/silly

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In an apartment building in the town of amity park resides an odd entity… inside are boxes that seemed as if someone was moving in, or out of them, along with a somewhat bland look overall, clearly new to being lived in, in the bedroom of this apartment, a teenager was laying down under the sheets on the bed, window open only wide enough to let in a breeze, one of the only noises in the apartment being the ticking of the clocks, the soft swishes of fabric close enough to the wind, and the adolescent’s breathing.

A small grumble could be heard from the teen, Kay, as they shifted a bit in bed.

Kay awoke slowly, not to the sound of their alarm, to which they groaned. Seeing how it was dark outside their apartment window, they’d woken up much earlier than they should’ve.. again.

“Ugh…” Kay pressed down on the little side part of their watch and looked at it as the small interior gave a soft green light, now able to see the time, “damnit, it’s three in the morning.. again.” Unfortunately, they’d gotten a bit used to their odd sleep schedule, and their interesting roommates only seemed to add to it.

A slightly glowing blue tint could be seen in the corner of their eyes, Kay just looked at it, yet again, not odd, she knew who it was. The figure looked over at Kay with its white pupils, “You always wake up so early.”

“Yeah, not by choice.”

The ‘mrow’s of the ghostly feline that inhabits the apartment could be heard in the other room over, Kay just placed down her phone and laid back more into the pillows, Kai continued, his arms crossed, “You should try getting to sleep earlier.”

Kay’s eyes drifted to the small pupils of the ghost looming in the darkness of the room, speaking in that inhuman language as they peaked out from behind one of the boxes in the room, Kay had yet to move in ‘fully’. She huffed, “Yes, yes, I get it, Creak, I appreciate the concern y’all, but, I’m just dandy. Just need to lay back down and try to wake up to my alarm this time.”

A few small, weaker spirits, or as some individuals refer to them affectionately as ‘blob ghosts’ of a sort, seemed to stir at the teen’s movements. They made little ambient noises amongst ghost speak, one nudging along kay’s cheek as if a cat nuzzling up to its owner. Kay sighed in what seemed to be a annoyed manner, but a smile slowly formed along with what seemed to be endearment in her gaze. “Yeah, I’m gonna go get some rest, I promise, little guys.”

Kay attempted to go back to sleep, and it did work… a bit. The next time she awoke an hour before school would start, she reluctantly got out of bed, the blob ghosts followed around her a bit, the teen got ready for school, ignoring the chaos of the spirits in the apartment. The other ghostly teen who would just sleep all day and pet the cat, Kai whom seemed to always have a problem with the silent warrior of the house, Edith seemed to be just alright over there, not much of an issue as they tampered with some objects, to name a few of the roommates making the apartment a bit more chaotic.

“I’m leavin’.” Kay called out into the apartment, they saw Creak peak out behind a shadowy corner and say something in ghost speak, presumably a goodbye as they always did, Kay gave a small nod and left the apartment room, locking the door behind them as they looked down the hall and murmured, “Another day of hell, eh?”

She would’ve taken the bus but, “it’s too loud and crowded,” they thought to themself, making it down the stairs and waving to just a few familiar neighborhood on the way down.

One of the blob ghosts rubbed against Kay and said something amongst it’s jumbled words, Kay couldn’t understand it, yet oddly could a bit at the same time, it seemed friendly. Kay chuckled and glanced at the spirit, it felt odd to know that not many could see these.

“Yes, yes, I’m aware…” Kay shook their head with a bit of a smile, “You’re lucky that you don’t send off anyone’s ghost sense, or else you wouldn’t be able to follow me around.”

Casper high soon came into view, Kay glanced around at the sight of teens outside the doors, just being stupid, in all honesty. Class hadn’t started yet, so some were just loitering, some were talking with friends, others were being uncouth while no adult supervision was on them.. and more

One thing they noticed though, was Jazz driving up to school, with Danny in the car. Kay tilted their head slightly, looking at their orange haired friend, “Driving your brother? Not used to seeing you two together, Jazz.” They stated with a somewhat amused smile.

Jazz turned off the car as Danny looked at Kay, Jazz explained “Just my parents and their stuff again, I didn’t feel like leaving Danny alone to deal with it.”

“I mean, we all know ghosts aren’t real.” Jazz said after stepping out of the car, Danny avoided eye contact with the two females. A bit of a smile appeared on Kay’s face, “Yeah… sure.” Jazz can believe whatever she wants to.. even if Kay knew they were real, at least it meant there was less of a chance of her getting outed.

Danny sighed and walked off after he got out of the car, Jazz called out, “Not even a thank you?” Danny was distracted clearly. Kay just gave Jazz a pat on the shoulder as she huffed, “I wish my brother would be more grateful.”

Kay gave Jazz a bit of a side eye, “He’s fourteen, I don’t think he cares. I’m 14 and I barely care.”

“Hmm..” Jazz seemed to hum in thought, giving a soft shake of the head, “if only he’d mature faster.”

Kay looked to Jazz, “I’ll talk to you later, I’m gonna get to class.”

“See ya, Kay.”

Kay walked the halls, on the way to their locker, trying not to bump into anyone or anything, which usually they were good at, though they stumbled as Sam stopped walking mid conversation with Danny and Tucker, shouting “Even worse, they don't understand! WHY CAN'T THEY ACCEPT ME FOR WHO I AM?!”

Kay smacked right into San due to her sudden stop, making them both stumble. The two males seemed just as startled, Kay quickly got up, helping up Sam, “I am so sorry- I should’ve been paying attention.” Danny was tense at the fact that someone had to have interrupted a conversation like this.

Kay after helping them up continued walking, though they heard a yelp mot toon later, Danny seemed frazzled, they brushed it off, unaware that the teen had just started to phase through the ground.

“Today is going to be fine,” Kay assured herself, ignoring one of the blob ghosts that decided to nestle into her hood, “I’m sure nothing bad will happen.”

She did not have that same mentality when she entered the cafeteria to kids yelling, somebody changed the menu, and the jocks, and reasonably a lot of others, were a bit ticked off about it. Maybe they wouldn’t have minded if it wasn’t just stuff like mud, and grass on bread.

Kay saw this, and she knew who it was after just a moment. Sam. She’s overheard a few talks and she was some ultra-vegetarian— perhaps Kay was jumping to conclusions, not like she cared about the menu change, she always brought her own lunch.

Sam and the school board's changes to the menu can be seen; a big banner states that this week is ‘Ultra Recyclo-Vegetarian’.

Kay made a small hum, “Yep, now I definitely know it’s Sam.” Some kid started dramatically yelling, after being handed what seemed like grass on a slice of bread. “You know what?” Kay murmured to one of the little blob ghosts as she sat down at the usual table, currently the only one there, “this is why I bring my own lunch.”

Cut to the Casper High cafeteria. Sam and the school board's changes to the menu can be seen; a big banner states that this week is "Ultra Recyclo-Vegetarian" week. The lunch lady gives what looks like grass on bread to a student, and then one to Danny.

A cold chill went down Kay’s spine, she shook it off, “Ugh… I hate when that happens.” It always felt like something bad was happening, or about to happen.

A short haired brunette put her hand on the table, “Hey, Kay, right?”

Kay gave a small nod, “In the flesh, and you are?”

“Camila. Would you mind if a couple of us crash here?” Camila made a small gesture to Danny’s general area, “we usually sit over there, but, I have the feeling we’re going to be in the splash zone.”

“I don’t mind, hop on.” Kay scooched a bit more to the edge, soon some other kids, assumably Camila’s friends, joined them.

“Brought your own lunch?” One boy with dark(?) blonde hair and what seemed like magenta eyes asked.

Another gave out a small scoff, “Lucky you’re not eating this shit-“ the blue haired male with crutches of a sorts give him a swift wack to the shin, to which the brunette hissed. After a moment they laughed it off.

“Even I can’t exactly blame Dash for whatever he’s gonna do.” The male in what seemed to be a camouflage, if perhaps army vest, chimed with a playful hint in his tone. “Even I find literal mud pies a bit much.”

Kay leaned her arm on the table, “So, am I getting any introductions, or am I stuck at a table with strangers and Camila?”

“Jacob”, the green vested individual introduced, “We’re in second period together.” Kay did somewhat recognize those bright blue eyes and the longer than usual brown hair, she’d figured, but, didn’t want to bring it up.

The blue haired male gave a small wave, “I’m Jessie.” Aside from the different hair color, he seemed pretty average, what seemed to be a simple sweater and jeans.. well aside from the crutches and blue hair, he seemed average. She’d seen him in the halls a few times, but hadn’t interacted, she mostly just tries to survive the school day.

The boy in the red jacket seemed to not want to respond for a moment, that checks, at least for Kay, with the vibe she gets. His right hand brushing through his short brown hair as he looked over at Danny’s table, he rolled the sucker in his mouth and stated, “Dash seems a bit pissy.”

Camels crossed her arms, “Garett, introduce yourself.”

“You just did it for me.” Garett smirked at the girl, who rolled her eyes at her friend’s behavior.

Kay was watching Dash storm over to danny’s table, but glanced at the blonde as he introduced himself, “My name’s Terrance, you’re Kay right?”

Kay gave a nod, a small smile on her face, “That’s me.”

Kay felt another chill, a small wisp of visible air escaping her, ghost sense. There were no ghosts here, or at least, there shouldn’t be. The blob ghosts and other ‘weak spirits’ were too small and not considered enough to be detected by most senses. Her own thoughts vanished as a loud annoyed shout of “FENTON” could be heard ringing around the cafeteria, most the others going quiet.

Danny grimaced as he turned to the jock, Kay could just barely hear him saying...Make that two problems.”

Dash, said pissed off jock, storms over to Danny, a tray of mud in his hands.

Dash spoke up angrily, “I ordered three mud pies. Do you know what they gave me? Three mud pies! With mud! FROM THE GROUND!” He scoffed, “All because of your girlfriend!” Dash, just as most others, was reasonably ticked off.

Danny and Sam both got up shouting, “She’s/I’m not my/his girlfriend!”

Dash slammed the tray down on the table, than grabbed Danny by his shirt and lifts him a few inches off the ground. Kay looked at the others at the table around her, she heard Jacob jokingly whisper, “Do you think we should suck and cover?”

“These are the best years of my life!” Dash shouted in the smaller boy’s face, “After high school, it's all downhill for me! How am I supposed to enjoy my glory days eating mud?!”

“At least he’s self aware.” Kay murmured, one blob ghost making a small noise in agreement, rubbing against her face slightly.

“Actually, it's topsoil.” Probably not the time, Sam.

Dash tossed Danny at the table, “whatever!” Danny sobbing lands on the bench, dash seems to shove his gray of mud towards Danny, “Eat it. All of it.”

Kay looked around, she wasn’t quite one to sit and enjoy as a kid was humiliated in the middle of the cafeteria, she looked around briefly, seeing something.. slightly glowing(?) from behind the lunch counter, another small wisp came out. “God damnit… who’s in the damn school?” she murmured, of course, they just had to cause trouble everywhere.

The brunette groaned, she’d just sit here, not her problem… right now, at least. She put her head down only to hear the young Fenton yell “GARBAGE FIGHT!” before the sound of metal against someone, she looked up, he threw the tray right in Dash’s face.

Before anyone knew it, other students were throwing stuff everywhere, Kay would’ve found it amusing if it wasn’t so chaotic, she quickly fucked under the table along with some others. “Fuck-“ Terrance started, “-oh shit I’ve got mud in my mouth,” he laughed it off as soon he and the others were basically taking cover. Kay smiled a bit as she actually looked around, yes, it was chaotic, but… everyone was having fun?

Kay wasn’t thinking about the ghost anymore as she watched the group of friends interact, she wasn’t even paying attention to the blonde haired jock practically cursing out Danny as he escaped.

“Hey, that’s friendly fire!” “Oh grow a pair-“ “how far do you think grass on bread will go if I throw it?” “AH- Pfff man down!”

“Right in the head!” Camila jokingly cheered after Jesse managed to get someone between the eyes with a literal mud pie, Kay chimed in “ten points!”

A blob ghost murmured something in its jumbled ghost speak, the one in kay’s hood, she quickly looked over at the door to the cafeteria, Dash was leaving and he seemed pissed, Kay snickered, “Never took Dash for a snitch.”

“Ohhh, yeah we might wanna scram, we don’t have quarterback privileges.” Jesse attempted to wipe some mud off of his face.

“I mean, I’m on the team I just have to be put because I’m still healing-“

“Shut it”

Camila shook her head at their behavior, “Idiots..” she murmured, though there was a smile on her face.

The group or actually scattered, laughing as they attempted to get out of the lunch room with the least amount of dirt on them as they could, when Kay ducked behind another table for cover, she bumped into Star, the blonde glared at her, so Kay decided to try and ease the tension. She jokingly asked, “Ya come here often?”

The blonde glared at the brunette, “No, of course not.”

“See ya, I’m getting outta here.” Kay said, giving star a goodbye, she didn’t really mind the response- not like star was being aggressive.

Now the fun stopped right as the principal opened the cafeteria doors and got smacked in the face with a couple of terf-witches and other odd ‘food’, Kay made a small hiss though her teeth, “Ooh… we’re fucked,” she murmured and oooooo she looked pissed.

A couple moments later, the majority of the students were being scolded, everyone was dirty to some degree, but what most people deflated to was “Fenton did it”, and of course a VERY pissed Lancer came by looking for the ‘two troublemakers’.

Dash looked all full of himself, knowing he wasn’t going to get the blame.

“Well, that was fun” Kay stated sarcastically, brushing a bit of grime she’d gotten on her hoodie from having to crawl for cover.

Star gave Kay a bit of a confused look, “how’d you avoid all the flying mud?”

“And here I thought you weren’t much for talking to the common folk,” Kay responded in a sarcastic manner, to which star just rolled her eyes.

Most of the day went on as usual, after lunch and that whole ‘food’/trash fight, to which some people still seemed a bit ticked about, it was annoying for some to get that all cleaned up.

Kay saw Jazz as she made her way out of school, the red head looked at her younger friend, “Do you need a ride?” To which the brunette shrugged

Kay hummed in thought, “I could just walk home, but.. yeah today was a bit chaotic, I wouldn’t mind taking a cruise around.”

“Hop in.”

Kay got into the car, setting her bag down in the backseat, in the drive she eventually spoke up, “You want to tell me about something, don’t cha?”

“Hah, you could tell-?”

Kay leaned against the armrest, “You’re my friend Jazz, of course I can tell… it’s sibling troubles, isn’t it?”

Jazz pursed her lips, she was going to say something but opted to stop. She spoke up after a moment, “No, I wanted to ask if you’d help me study later.”

A lie, ah… it was a shame that people like jazz, the ‘therapist’s of a social group, were reluctant to talk about their issues. Kay rested her chin on her palm, arm propped up by the arm rest, “I wouldn’t mind.. not like I have much to do anyhow.”

Jazz brought the car to a sudden stop a bit too early at a light, groaning, she looked embarrassed, “I just passed the turn to your apartment build in didn’t I?”

“Actually you passed it like seven minutes ago-“

“Kay!” Jazz groaned

Kay snickered, “What? It’s nice to just talk, go on a drive.. ya know?”

Jazz rolled her eyes, “I guess so.. Dangit, I thought I’d memorized the route there by now.”

Kay have her 16 year old friend a pat on the shoulder, “It’s alright.”

And the car started again, after a while Jazz finally made her way back there, “Thanks for the ride, Jazz.” Kay said with a smile, grabbing her back out of the backseat. Jazz smiled a bit as her friend walked into their apartment.

A small sigh left Jazz, her gaze softening as she looked to the building, “I wonder when she’ll admit it.” she spoke aloud, giving her head a gentle shake as she made her way back home.

Kay did the usual, going back up to her apartment, putting the key in the lock, hearing the soft click of the tumbler, and pushing the door open.

A child’s voice could be heard saying, “Will you two stop arguing?”

Kay could hear the familiar shouting of the frostbitten ghost, “Well I’m sorry Mr.God-Damn-Knight but I don’t have to listen to anything you have to say!”

“Oh my god I cannot do homework in these conditions.” Kay groaned, shutting the door, the small ghost went up to Kay, gesturing to the two males, “They’re arguing again.”

“I can tell, Edith..”

Unfortunately it wasn’t uncommon for those idiots to be arguing. A blob ghost wizzed around like a cat on the zoomies- speaking of cats, the ghostly cat inhabiting the apartment saw this and attempted to chase the small blob.

Kay just rolled her eyes, “I’m going to a friend’s later.”

Creak tilted their head, speaking in their usual ghost speak. Kay shook her head, “Nah, her parents are ghost hunters— or at least, they try to be. I’d rather not risk stuff… but these little guys can probably go though, since they can’t be sensed.” Kay said, gesturing to the one blob ghost still nuzzled up in her hood.

“That is true! These small ones are too weak to be able to be picked up by most devices, or other ghosts.” Edith explained, Kay gave a small nod.

“Where do they come from? They’re different from the other sort of ‘blob ghosts’ I’ve seen around.”

Edith shrugged, “I do not know.”

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Yeah it was not fun to appear at the Fenton’s house and have a gun pointed at her head, it was Jazz’s dad, Jack Fenton, “EAT FENTON FOAMER GHOST GAL-“ Jazz quickly shoved her dad aside.

“Dad! That’s just my friend!” Jazz quickly responded, Kay just kinda stood there casually, hands in her pockets. Jack seemed to squint suspiciously at Jazz, Kay was grabbed by the wrist by the redhead. “Come on- don’t mind my weird family,” and than she was dragged into the house practically.

Jack looked suspiciously up the stairs, Maddie looked over at him, “Who was that at the door?”

Jazz covered her face, embarrassed by how her friend was introduced to her family.. for the second time. “I’m really sorry about that. At least you didn’t get attacked with a vacuum cleaner like I did when I got home.”

“Sheesh, I guess you could say your parents are tryna keep you real clean, Jazz.” Kay joked, only to receive an eye roll from the redhead.

Jazz led Kay to the kitchen, she set down her stuff there, “So… what’s the plan? Or am I just a deist reaction from your parent’s ghost shenanigans-?

To which Kay was cut off with what sounded like something blowing up nearby, Kay looked in the direction of the stairs, “-uh… alright.”

Jazz was so embarrassed, damnit why where her parents so wacky and weird especially today. Kay just gave her friend a pat on the shoulder, honestly it was kind of amusing.

“My family is just— ugh, they’re so obsessed with ghosts.” Jazz grumbled, Kay smirked teasingly, “You know, ghosts are pretty interesting.”

Jazz gave Kay an unamused look, “…Don’t you dare encourage them, I know you don’t believe in that stuff either.”

“Nah, I like ghosts, they’re funky.” Kay nudged Jazz who just looked so done with her friend, she knew damn well that Kay was doing this just to mess with her.

Danny suddenly burst into the room, he looked around frantically as if trying to find something, his parents following suit shouting “GHOST!” Kay internally groaned at that, grabbing her bag, heading a faint mew from the inside, of course, that little rascal decided to hide in her shit again, she held it behind her back.

Kay backed up a bit, the Fenton’s ghost finder was pointed right at her, Danny was only about a foot away and also seemed suddenly on guard, god, why did his parents have to finally make ghost finding devices that actually worked? He wasn’t aware of the other halfa in the room, or the actual full ghost there either.

Jazz was right behind Kay and put her hands on the brunette’s shoulders, pulling her back a bit, “Mom, Dad! My friend is not a ghost!”

“Maybe I should go-“

Jazz reluctantly agreed, her parents were acting crazier than usual, “We’ll study and hang out another time, Kay.” Jazz huffed, directing her friend towards the door.

“I’m really sorry if I caused a fuzz.”

“No, it’s just them… I’m sorry.” Jazz rubbed between her temples, “I should’ve known better with how they’ve been acting today-“ Jazz cut herself off and made a small calming breath, “Anyways, I’ll see you tomorrow, Kay.”

Kay smiled a bit, “Or you can always give me call, if you need.”

“..Thanks. Want me to drive you home?” Jazz asked, “It’s the least I can do after my parents essentially threatened you.”

Kay shook her head and gave Jazz a bit of a smile, “We’ll just hang out at the nasty burger next time, where your family won’t like, cause us to get blown up or anything.”

And… thankfully, Kay didn’t get blasted by Jazz’ parents while she was there, but, still. She breathed a sigh of relief as she got back home, taking the ghostly feline out of her bag. “You little shit, you know you can’t stow away in my stuff.”

“Prrrow..” the cat’s tail swished.

Edith picked up Catpooto and held them up, saying, “why are you such a troublemaker?” to which the cat just meowed in response. Kay stretched a bit and plopped on the couch, brushing away her ghost sense going off, when living with ghosts, it was normal for it to go off like every other minute.

“Let’s hope we don’t get into any food fight shit tomorrow.. that would be a pain.”

“Food fight?” Tabitha gave Kay an amused look, leaning over the couch, “Looks like your high school life is finally getting interesting, Kay-Kay.”

Kay crossed her arms, “It was less of a food fight, more of a mud fight… an odd change to the lunch menu.”

“Oho I know someone who’d hate that.” The long haired ghost laughed, “If the old lunch lady was there, she’d be pissed.”

Kay just watched as Lilith walked into the room and picked up the cat, walking back out… this wasn’t too uncommon

Kay leaned back on the couch and huffed, “well… I'm sure everything will be back to somewhat normalcy by tomorrow.”.

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“…Holy shit, this school keeps getting weirder and weirder.” Kay mumbled, there seemed to be two entirely different protests going on outside the school.

Seemed like an all out vegetarian vs meat lovers debate- there were entire protests set up and everything.

“I— you know what? Not my problem” kay said to herself, “I have my home lunch, I’ll survive.” And with that, she walked off, finding a picnic table to sit at away from the chaos.

Kay still had a decent view of the chaos, well, it wasn’t chaos until-

The wind suddenly started blowing harsher, kay raised her hand a bit to try and keep her hair flat against her head, eyes widening slightly as the sky turned gray, clouds swirling together like a whirlpool in the water. Kay’s ghost sense went off, she cursed under her breath, “Fuck-“ before she could think much, the sound of metal bursting open could be heard, the truck nearby the meat side of the rally, holes bursting into it as the contents fly out.

Kay didn’t know wether they should act, or still stand there and watch in fascination, the meat swirled around, soon mashing together in the air to make what seemed like a gigantic meat monster, a feminine and angry voice shouting out “It’s lunchtime!”

Kay grabbed her bag, quickly getting up, “I have a feeling she isn’t coming back to her old stomping grounds for a leisurely picnic.”

The first thing that came to mind, rather than going ghost- make sure others were okay that weren’t at the ‘rally’. Kay ran, nearby the school building of course, and looked around for people who might not have been aware of the chaos up front. She was only in time to see Jazz get captured in a familiar net, yelling I’m surprise. Kay facepalmed, “Jesus mother of god this is hopeless-“

Kay looked at Spike, “…Sup?”

Non response, yeah, that’s what she was expecting, she quickly shook it off as she went off to where Jazz was dragged, “Mr and Mrs Fenton, stop!”

Kay didn’t know how to reasonably say ‘we’re getting attacked by a giant ass meat monster’, so she was just trying to get their attention.. she didn’t really get their attention, it seemed jazz was arguing with them. “-you accuse my friend of being a ghost, and even worse, you pulled me away before Spike could have his breakthrough!”

“Mr and Mrs Fenton there’s a -“ kay tried to interject, just for Jack to hold the Fenton thermos out in front of him at Jazz and shout “Eat hot Fenton Thermos, ghost gal!”

Jazz glares at her parents as Jack seems to analyze the thermos as all it does is spark up a bit.

“Darn thing still doesn't work!” Jack grumbled like a disappointed child when their toy runs out of batteries.

Kay groaned, “This isn’t the time for this! We have a really big issue right now!”

Jazz stood with her arms crossed, Jack’s gaze softened, he looked away, “You’re right… this is an issue.” He thanked stated, looking at the thermos in hand, “I, Jack Fenton, from this day forth, do hereby turn my back on ghosts..”

An explosion of orange smoke and meat happened just nearby, Jay jumped as she heard it, quickly looking around, was she the only one out of these four who could fucking pay enough attention to notice that??

“But there really is a gho-“ Kay started but cut herself off, damnit, it didn’t look like they’d listen. Her eyes widen as she sees Danny being held by.. meat monsters? Minions? He was in human form and dangling upside down as they held him there, Kay had no idea of his ghost form, all she knew what someone was in danger, right now.

Kay quickly looked around, shit, shit it didn’t look like anyone else was paying attention. She quickly grabbed a part of gear that was left behind the mushes, it looked like some sort of net shooter, she didn’t know what she was doing, but.. something was better than nothing. If worst cake to worst, she could transform and try to stop Danny mid fall, there was no way in hell she was going to let some ghosts harass her friend’s younger brother.

“DANNY! HEADS UP!” Kay shouted a warning, the weapon firing at one of the little monsters, Danny shrieked as the net caught one of the things dangling him in the air, the last thing Kay saw was the Fenton thermos watching the still dangling Danny in the face, before a few more of those small monsters came to try and fight her, probably for shooting down the other one.

The brunette glared at the small monsters, picking up the rope of the net, she swung it like a weapon, since the weight of the one meat-minion was inside, she could just harshly wack at the others approaching her, she could just hear Jack laughing on the background before she yelled, “A LITTLE HELP HERE GHIST HUNTERS?” her ghost sense was going off violently and all she knew is that Danny wasn’t dangling anymore, there wasn’t a blood splatter on the ground, and seemingly everyone was out of immediate danger. And of course Kay couldn’t get any help as a large pile of meat landed on top of the fentons

“Eat net BITCH” Kay shouted to one of the small beings, flinging them off before quickly looking around again, “Danny??” even if he clearly didn’t go splat on the ground, he was her friend’s family, how could she not be worried? When she heard a ghostly shriek nearby from the same voice of the ‘meat monster’ from before, she quickly made her way in that direction.

Kay rubbed off some of the smears of slight blood from the meat and a few grass stains she had from fighting off those things, she practically ran over to the trio when she saw them, “Danny! Holy shit you’re okay-“ Danny jumped and hid the thermos the moment he heard her, “I saw you being attacked and-“

The Fenton Finder beeped, Kay groaned internally as she heard the unfortunately familiar sound, “Ghost directly ahead.”

It was his parents holding the Fenton finder, which than added, “You would have to be some sort of moron to not notice the ghost directly ahead.”

Danny was right in front of the device, he gave Jack a weak smile, “Oh, sorry, Dad.-“ he pointed behind him with his thumb, “- You just missed him.”

“We got a runner!” Jack shouted, him and his wife running off, as Jazz, also covered in meat, came over with her arms crossed, seemingly angrily murmuring to herself

“Back to square one.” Jazz grumbled, Kay looked over at Danny, than to the crater, than his parents, and… geez so much happened today. So many questions.. for another time. She just have Jazz a little too at on the shoulder for reassurance, keeping the many questions below the surface.

Tucker looked at Kay, “So she saw you-“ to which he was harshly jabbed in the ribs by Sam, whom made it not stand out much, aside from tucker’s yelp

“I- how much did you see?” Danny asked.

Kay made a small hum, “…Not much, just glad you’re okay.”

“…I’m glad you’re alright too.” Danny replied a bit awkwardly.

Kay looked to the side, “I’m… gonna get going, and I’ll return your parent’s net shooter… thingy.. I’m too tired for this.”

With that the brunette walked off, to go awkwardly return the Fenton’s machinery. One of the blob ghosts made what sounded like a curious purr, Kay made a small nod in agreement and mumbled, “Damn right, I can only hope it’s less chaotic next time.”

School… didn’t exactly start that day, it was kind of a free day off, aside from the students assigned to pick up all of the mess, though that honor was mostly destined upon Danny, Sam, and Tucked, since the school saw them at fault because of prior reasons.

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Shjsjsjsjs uhhh silly short thing for how I feel like ‘episode 1’ would go from her pov

[cuntylestat]

I woke that night to the sound of chaos. Claudia... she was dreaming. Her head, twitching like you would. I can feel her. I can feel her next to me. She's having a nightmare. What's worse than a nightmare? If your soul's projecting out its fears, at least it's up and running. But the absence of anything? The void. The nothing. Pieces... coming back. Hours, nights. Objects surfacing in water.

[das-sena]

𝘾𝙝𝙤𝙤𝙨𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙗̶𝙤̶𝙮̶𝙛̶𝙧̶𝙞̶𝙚̶𝙣̶𝙙̶ 𝙛𝙖𝙫𝙤𝙧𝙞𝙩𝙚 𝙫𝙞𝙨𝙪𝙖𝙡 𝙣𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙡 𝙗𝙤𝙮

Eu estive jogando alguns desses jogos e fiquei com vontade fazer algo parecido com o que eu tinha feito com os personagens de slasher a um tempinho atrás.

Não sei porque coloquei o pobre Micah no meio desses bastardos, ele é o único normal ali, o único não lunático, a única opção boa...(mas eu escolho o Tate)

[onlymywishfulthinking]

"I wanted to forget him, and yet it seemed I thought of him always." Anne Rice's Interview with the Vampire s2 - May 12th on AMC/AMC+

[longingquiet]

JACOB ANDERSON as Louis de Pointe du Lac

Interview with the Vampire, AMC - Series 2, Episode 2

[timdrakesbussy]

Diversity wins! All Assassin’s Creed playable characters are bisexuals!

(i made this before naoe and yasuke are available to play but they’re also bisexuals because i said so)

[ohyoudosmellgood]

who tf is bella playing twister with? 😭

[nadezhda-wexler]

Interview With The Vampire

  S1.E3 ∙ Is My Very Nature That of a Devil

[cattons]

lads who r mates don’t do that

[eugeneabomination]

Yes, I draw lions 24/7

[glitchyk]

Danny phantom incorrect quotes + sona/ocs

(My Sona and characters added)

Characters present:

Wes Weston (community character)

Calem Gabes (oc)

Kay (My sona)

Danny Fenton

Tucker Foley

Sam Manson

Jazz Fenton

Kyle Weston (community character)

Dash Baxter

Valerie Gray

Paulina

Jesse Collins (oc)

Hope Pierce (oc)

Asher Wilks (oc)

Camila Andres (oc)

Garret Steinfield (oc)

Terrence McKeen (oc)

Jacob Doe (oc)

Heather Thatchley (community character) (last name yoinked from @schnee-gheist)

Lilith (@lilithloves-you)

Wanna see more on my characters? Check here!

There’s not a lot, but, I had some for fun :p

The shenanigans ensue under the cut!

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Asher Wilks: I'm never having a debate with Wes Weston again, they literally started their argument with "Riddle me this."

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Bailiff: Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?

Danny Fenton: No.

••+^+••

Jesse Collins: Are you free tomorrow?

Wes Weston: No, I’m fucking expensive every day.

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Jazz Fenton: Hey guys, I’m making french toast sticks in the oven. I’m gonna take a quick nap, so wake me up in 5 minutes to flip them over.

*5 minutes later*

Lilith: Jazz Fenton it’s been 5 minutes, time to flip your sticks.

Jazz Fenton: snnnzzzz...

Lilith: JAZZ FENTON YOUR STICKS!

••+^+••

Valerie Gray: You have to apologize to Paulina!

Kay: Fine!

Kay: Unfuck you, or whatever!

••+^+••

Hope Pierce: Dash Baxter, I have a question.

Dash Baxter: What is it, Hope Pierce?

Hope Pierce: What color is an orange?

Dash Baxter: Hope Pierce, you bonehead! Its color is the same as its name. Just like a lemon.

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Terrence McKeen: Are you an ‘arr’ pirate or a ‘yo ho ho’ pirate?

Paulina: I’m a ‘I’m not paying $600 for photoshop’ pirate.

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Jesse Collins: Where's Calem Gabes?

Kyle Weston: Don't worry, I'll find them.

Kyle Weston, shouting: Asher Wilks sucks!

Calem Gabes, distantly: Asher Wilks is the best person ever! Fuck you!

Kyle Weston: Found them.

••+^+••

Asher Wilks: Hey Jesse Collins, listen, corporate makes us do this every year, but this is just a little manager evaluation form. You just fill it out, let them know how I'm doing, you know?

Jesse Collins: Alright! Uh, "Is your manager manipulative?"

Asher Wilks: I'd say "No" to that if I were you.

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Dash Baxter: Where are you going?

Valerie Gray: To get MYSELF a gift cause somebody didn't get me one!

Dash Baxter: I told you I did! It’s coming here on Friday!

Asher Wilks, knowing full well that Dash Baxter got Valerie Gray an engagement ring: *eating popcorn*

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Jesse Collins: The scariest president had to be Rushmore because he had four heads.

Dash Baxter: Yeah, it’s a good thing we captured him in that mountain, even if we have to live in fear of the spell wearing off.

Valerie Gray: Do you two still believe in that legend? Come on, Rushmore was killed a hundred years ago! We’re safe now.

Asher Wilks: You people have clearly never taken a history lesson. His body was never found.

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Jacob Doe: I love you.

Tucker Foley: I love you too. I've waited so long to hear you say that.

*Jacob Doe and Tucker Foley kiss passionately*

Terrence McKeen, to Jesse Collins: You owe me 20 dollars.

••+^+••

*Valerie Gray, Hope Pierce, and Danny Fenton are playing poker. Danny Fenton is winning by a long shot.*

Valerie Gray: Aw, come on.

Hope Pierce: It’s not fair! They don’t even know what we’re playing!

Danny Fenton: Go Fish?

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Tucker Foley: How many children do you have?

Paulina: Biologically, legally, or emotionally? Because there is a difference.

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*Asher Wilks is ordering a cake over the phone*

Shop Employee: …and what would you like your cake to say?

Asher Wilks, covering the phone to look at The Squad: Do we want a talking cake?

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Asher Wilks: I love you.

Jesse Collins, not paying attention: What was that?

Asher Wilks: I said I’m selling you to the zOo-

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Lilith: The saying “it is better to beg forgiveness than to ask permission” no longer applies to Dash Baxter.

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Tucker Foley: How high are you?

Calem Gabes: Mm, I don’t know how to say it in feet.

Paulina: No, they’re asking what drugs are you on.

Calem Gabes: Oh, antidepressants, why?

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Paulina: Make no mistake. Not only am I party rocking, but I am also in the house tonight.

Asher Wilks: But are you shuffling?

Paulina: Everyday.

Camila Andres: What language are you two speaking??

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Terrence McKeen: I'm yet to properly begin my history notes BUT!!!! I got 100% on a quiz about european countries so who's the REAL winner here.

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Kay: What's my sexuality?! I don't fucking know! I'm not straight, and that's all that matters. Well, maybe that's unfair to the straights. Some of my best friends are straight! Well, one of them. Well, I know them, and Asher Wilks is perfectly tolerable person in small doses!

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Jesse Collins: If Terrence McKeen and I were drowning, who would you save?

Tucker Foley: You two can’t swim?

Jesse Collins: It’s a hypothetical question, Tucker Foley! Who would you save?

Tucker Foley: My time and effort.

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Danny Fenton: Time sensitive question how flirt boy.

Kyle Weston: Throw rocks at he.

Lilith: Hot Dogs.

Hope Pierce: Kill him.

Danny Fenton: Thanks guys.

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Tucker Foley: Yeah, I'll smoke a joint tonight, but let's not get too crazy.

*The gang proceeds to get arrested for blocking the road in large traffic cone costumes*

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Jazz Fenton: I am the most responsible person in the group.

Danny Fenton: …You just set the kitchen on fire.

Jazz Fenton: Yes, and I take full responsibility for that.

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Garret Steinfield: Hey, Jesse Collins! Do you wanna go celebrate with me?

Jesse Collins: Garret Steinfield, you know I can't be seen in public with you.

Garret Steinfield: Okay, a simple "no" would be fine.

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Valerie Gray: Play to your strengths.

Tucker Foley: I haven’t got any!

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Hope Pierce: I came out here to attack people and I'm honestly having such a good time right now.

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Asher Wilks: And have you learnt anything this Christmas, Garret Steinfield?

Garret Steinfield: …Not really.

Asher Wilks: Nothing?

Garret Steinfield: Tell you one thing I have learnt—Christmas; ultimately, commercial holiday. Who's the real winner at Christmas? Amazon. they have drones now! Tiny little dystopian slaves delivering iPads and headphones. I ordered a toaster; It was on the doorstep five hours later! Do we need that? It was 4.99! For a toaster! I mean, someone's being exploited there.

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Terrence McKeen: There’s no “I” in team, but there is one in pizza.

Hope Pierce: So, you’re not going to share?

Terrence McKeen: I’m not going to share.

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Kay: In the past year you have managed to piss off the LAPD, ATF, CIA, FBI-

Wes Weston: NBA.

Kay: …?

Wes Weston: Snuck into a Cliffords game.

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Wes Weston: Kyle Weston, can I ask you a question?

Kyle Weston: Sure, anything.

Wes Weston: Why don't you go back to your own house and leave us alone?

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Hope Pierce: What are you planning to do?

Terrence McKeen: Hey, now. "Planning"?! Do you KNOW who you're talking to?!

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Heather Thatchley: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy.

Terrence McKeen: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep.

Heather Thatchley: I said within reason, Terrence McKeen. How about I murder that guy?

Terrence McKeen: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't?

Heather Thatchley: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?

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Kidnapper: I have your partner.

Heather Thatchley: What? I don't have a partner...

Kidnapper: Then who just called me a lowlife bitch and spit in my face?

Heather Thatchley: Oh my god, you have Calem Gabes.

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Lilith: If I see a bug, I simply leave the room elegantly and require someone else do something about it.

Lilith: If no one fulfills my wish, I simply never go back in there.

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Garret Steinfield: Why would anyone want to harm Kay?

Sam Manson: Maybe because they met them?

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Calem Gabes: How are you gonna carve a gigantic pumpkin?

Tucker Foley: The same way I make onion rings!

Tucker Foley: *grabs a chainsaw*

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Valerie Gray: Nice rock.

Asher Wilks: Thanks, Dash Baxter gave it to me.

Dash Baxter: I threw it at you!

Asher Wilks: Aren't they the sweetest?

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*Lilith is helping Valerie Gray break out of prison*

Lilith: Sooo… Does this make us partners in crime?

Valerie Gray: Don’t push it.

Lilith: Oh my gosh, we can be like Harley Quinn and the Joker!

Valerie Gray: If you don’t stop talking, they’re adding “murder” to the charges.

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Sam Manson: That's ridiculous, Dash Baxter doesn't have a crush on me.

Jacob Doe: Yes they do.

Paulina: Yes they do.

Dash Baxter: Yes I do.

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*during a group project*

Asher Wilks: *does 99% of the work*

Valerie Gray: *has no idea what’s going on*

Dash Baxter: *says they’re gonna help but does not*

Jazz Fenton: *disappears at the very beginning and doesn’t show up again until the very end*

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Asher Wilks: Wait, if baby oil dissolves condoms, what does it do to babies?

Wes Weston: Believe it or not, babies and condoms are made of different materials.

Jazz Fenton: It’s like rock paper scissors. Baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby.

Jesse Collins: Rock also defeats baby.

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Sam Manson: I wouldn’t wish that upon my worse enemy!

Sam Manson: Unless of course. . We’re talking about my enemy, Jazz Fenton. Fuck you Jazz Fenton, you know what you did!

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Terrence McKeen: *is throwing stones at Tucker Foley's window*

Tucker Foley: You have a phone for a reason, Terrence McKeen!

*THUD*

Tucker Foley: DID YOU JUST THROW YOUR PHONE AT MY WINDOW?!

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Kyle Weston: I’m not being weird. Am I being weird?

Kay: Yes, and that’s coming from me.

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Asher Wilks: Hey guys! I drew everyones soul!

Lilith: Why is Valerie Gray's a monster?

Valerie Gray: Asher Wilks, you forgot Lilith's! Its only an empty space!

Asher Wilks, proudly: Exactly.

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Calem Gabes: Kyle Weston, let’s go!

Kyle Weston: Oh, yeah, about telling Mom and Dad, I was thinking about writing maybe a letter.

Calem Gabes: Okay, you know what? That’s it, you had your chance.

Kyle Weston: What-?

Calem Gabes: Mom, Dad, Kyle Weston smoked pot in college.

Kyle Weston: You are such a tattletale!

Kyle Weston: Mom, Dad, you remember that time you walked into my room and smelled marijuana? Well, I told you it was Valerie Gray who was smoking the pot but... It was me. I’m sorry.

Calem Gabes: And Dad, you know that mailman that you got fired? He didn’t steal your Playboy’s, Kyle Weston did.

Kyle Weston: Yeah, well, hurricane Gloria didn’t break the porch swing Calem Gabes did.

Calem Gabes: Kyle Weston hasn’t worked for a year!

Kyle Weston: Calem Gabes and Valerie Gray are living together!

Calem Gabes: Kyle Weston married Sam Manson in Vegas and got divorced AGAIN!

Kay: I love Jacques Cousteau!

Sam Manson: I wasn’t supposed to put beef in the trifle!

Garret Steinfield: I wanna gooo!!

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Kyle Weston: What’s wrong?

Jacob Doe: I have to write a whole paragraph for school.

Kyle Weston: That’s not so bad; I write entire books.

Jacob Doe: Yeah, but this has to be good.

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Lilith: Just be yourself.

Jacob Doe: Really? Lilith, I have one day to win over Dash Baxter’s parents.

Jacob Doe: How long did it take for you guys to like me?

Tucker Foley: Couple of weeks.

Jesse Collins: Six months.

Kyle Weston: Jury’s still out.

Jacob Doe: See Lilith? ‘Just be yourself,’ what kind of garbage advice is that?!

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Jazz Fenton: Wow, this sucks. I’m gonna kill *remembers that suicide jokes only worsen your mental health and that the first step to healing is stopping* you.

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Camila Andres: Try not to roll your eyes at me.

Heather Thatchley: I don't have pupils.

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Tucker Foley: Cronch.

Tucker Foley: You hear that? That's the sound of me eating sticks.

Valerie Gray: No, don’t—

Tucker Foley: Too late.

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Jazz Fenton: What does a winner do when life gives them lemons?

Kay: Um, make lemonade?

Jazz Fenton: No, they squeeze them right back into life’s eyes!

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Wes Weston: Jazz Fenton, where’s your report card?

Jazz Fenton: My friends stole it from me at school, so now I don’t have it anymore.

Wes Weston: Do you think I’m stupid enough to believe that lie?

Jazz Fenton: What lie?

Wes Weston: That you have friends.

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Terrence McKeen: I’m gonna kill you.

Tucker Foley: Get in line!

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Tucker Foley: Are you this rude to everyone?!

Valerie Gray: Yup.

Valerie Gray: Don't think you're special.

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Tucker Foley: You are a spineless twit!

Camila Andres: You cannot talk to me that way, I am your superior!

Tucker Foley: A six-year-old girl could talk to you that way!

Camila Andres: Yes, because that would be adorable.

Tucker Foley: No, it's because you are a five-year-old girl and there's a pecking order.

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Asher Wilks: Hey, can you do me a favor?

Sam Manson: Sorry, I have to go do literally anything other than this.

Asher Wilks: You don’t even have a legitimate reason?

Sam Manson: Oh, no, I do.

Asher Wilks: Well, what is it?

Sam Manson: You see, I simply don’t give a fuck.

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*Wes Weston is fighting a monster*

Valerie Gray: Just stay calm! You already have everything you need to beat it!

Wes Weston: The power to believe in myself!?

Valerie Gray: No, a knife! Stab it!

[spicynoodles14]

He's fully aware I simp so hard to these guys and he's totally chill as a rock😆

[das-sena]

[loobonx1]

I'm such a silly barnacle

Errrmmm men 😁

[indelicateink]

it's missing-jam-having-proper-photo-shoots-together hours

[rainingcatsandjune]

i've been hyperfixating on sam for only a week after my friend introduced me to him but rahdfjksgsjdifgkfjgh kjfgsdfgh im so obsessed

i hope the fanbase on tumblr accepts these sam doodles

(the dentist one is what i made right after listening to sam's imperium audio ASHDAJHDF i have not watched the rest of imperium besides his video oml)