#Jack is an ADULT

[thetepes]

You meeeeean Birdie? damagedcoda6969? Jack?

The person who just got recalled out for grooming kids and beating their family Birdie? The Birdie who is Jack from the Synnibear grooming situation who was their roommate Birdie? That tried to get their ferret to eat them out, attacked people for using slurs they used instigating mass harassment, scammed people out of over 5K, and was in a cutting cult they got their fans into? Rape comic drawing Birdie?

Birdie has done so fucking much I can barely list it all.

Are you fucking stupid?

[idiot-mushroom]

he’s healing

[windwaver]

[mxltifxnd0m]

i just need a dorky nerdy man with brown hair and big brown eyes to be my boyfriend PLEASE

[soft5ku11]

My half of an art trade with my friend obifansdotcomm (twitter) Don't think you can get one up on Sasuke in his own home with a night-time ambush...

[titenoute]

Meme redraw OG Rayman prefers to choose kindness whenever he can...

V.2 :

But sometimes, you gotta send a message.

[turns-out-its-adhd]

[soullessjack]

a collection or mood-board of sorts

[giganticism]

The Hughes brothers actually are that close and obsessed with each other. You just have to accept it.

[ryllen]

[marstonsboy]

you guys remember how dutch says “when i’m gone, they’ll just find another monster. they have to, because they have to justify their wages” to john before he dies? now remember that and try not to think about jack marston killing a former government agent and dooming himself to the life of an outlaw at nineteen years old. try not to think about how he made himself the new monster the bureau wanted dead.

[thesimpinquestion]

Anyone else?

[windwaver]

[flo-zoinks]

I love making these it's kind of a problem now

WHAT EACH RDR2 GANG MEMBER WOULD POST ON SOCIAL MEDIA (my opinion)

Dutch - 10 minute tiktok rants about why the USA is failing (normally stitched from a news clip) - with a small cult like following with about 150 likes

Hosea - Outdoor skills teaching videos (hunting and whatnot) with all the comments saying hes like a Father figure

Arthur - Pretty photos of Forest animals on Insta without a caption

Bill - stitching people on tiktok challenging them to fist fights and those "what happened to real men" tiktoks

Javier - Music covers on guitar (very popular)

John - (1899) shitty gaming clips with NO schedule like sometimes 9 months apart

Abigail - get ready with me ranting about her child and husband

Jack - (1907-11) posting videos of his family being stupid without them knowing (80% Uncle and John)

Mary-Beth - Novel bios and links to her online Wattpad

Tilly - cute trends on tt often with her friends (like dances or cool transitions)

Karen - funny ass one-liner captions making fun of things

Miss Grimshaw - Those "Mother how do i" videos in her spare time

Reverend - Bible passages with a 9 minute rant after and then every week an accidental upload whilst shit-faced

Molly - shopping hauls that turn into vents

Strauss - Links to his business (regularly asks the younger members how to use functions and what things mean)

Trelawny - Magic tricks and Dramatic storytelling (everytime in a random place people find funny)

Sean - 20 second rant that's unironically hilarious and gets made into a template

Lenny - Book readings and 5 minute stitches respectfully arguing against the people he doesn't agree with

Charles - Never uploads aside from once a photo of Arthur next to an animal in a really pretty outdoor scenery

Sadie - secret videos of people like Pearson doing something embarrassing (inspired Jack to do the same) and "pranks"

Uncle - going out in public and doing something outrageous that ends in him being arrested (was nudity 9 times)

Micah - thirstraps

Pearson - videos on his wild "adventures" whilst cooking in the backround (the comments bully his food and his adventures)

Kieran - Horse Care videos (fully anonymous and would blur his face on everything). Lots and lots of horse videos

Yall remind me who I forgot

[hikaru4520]

Adult!MC,sees a group of freshmen doing something stupid in the distance: Ha, what a bunch of idiots

Adult!MC, realizes it’s the first years: Oh shit, those are my idiots… HEY, KIDS! GET BACK HERE-

[kerryweaverlesbian]

Jack is the saddest little boy in the whole wide world and every day of his miserable life he has been pelted with rocks and sometimes someone says "don't worry Jack. You aren't going to be pelted with rocks this time. You're safe now." And then he gets pelted with rocks.