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Guzma knows how to take a joke, but everyone has their days when their fuse is just short as hell.

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GOLISOPOD SWEEP

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Another Guzma enjoyed here. Love your stuff.

One of my biggest headcanons for Guzma is the guy has a subtle desire for praise around his growing size. That the easiest way to stroke his ego is to comment on how big and powerful he looks.

Like he's not actively looking for it, but whenever he finishes a large meal and one of the grunts make a positive comment about his appearance, he gets a little thrill that runs through him that he doesn't quite understand, but it makes him feel bigger than he already does, and he loves it. Not that he'd ever tell anyone.

So real. Perfect look into his mind. I love this.

He'd put himself into situations to encourage his grunts to say things. Not sizing up his clothes, walking around topless; getting into others' personal space when angry to intimidate them or to get what he wants.

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Hey there! Guzma enjoyer here too!

I feel like Guzma is 100% the type to be into the "little treat" mindset but it be a feast/big meal for his pokemon and/or himself

I get you, and I see it going the ways of him stashing/hoarding stuff until he's almost always eating something. He's then buying (or stealing) more and more at once.

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Guzma enjoyer here. I like to imagine Guzma having to feed his Pokemon separately to avoid fights between them, but they all would refuse to eat unless Guzma is also eating, especially Golisopod who will make sure he eats as much as it does :P

I personally don't adopt this headcanon, but I can definitely picture it. I'd peg Golisopod to be more protective of Guzma than anybody really knows except for him. Those Pokémon (his bugs) are probably years-old teammates at this point, so I would assume they would get along pretty well.

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(Guzma lover here)

Would you say he more enjoys popping buttons off clothes or just tearing clothes at their seams?

He probably owns one shirt with buttons on it that he wears maybe once every two years, so by default, I'm going to answer tearing at the seams.

This is also because he LOVES that feeling of being too big for something, that rush when not even his own threads can contain him.

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I need to know if there are still any people as obsessed over Guzma as I am, Like, for real. I wanna know.

If you're a Guzma enjoyer to the same calibre (or more) then please write in to Soft5ku11 LLC (my askbox). I need to know where the superfans went, I need to pick your brains creatively. We must do this:

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also if anyone from MelonsodaSoft ever sees my art i am unemployed thank you so much

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He's practising for the eating contest. NOBODY stands a chance after all this preparation!

OBSESSED with Tribal Hunter right now, and you cannot convince me that Boarus isn't just 'Guzma if boar'. Love this guy. Love this game. I deserve jail dungeon and prison for sleeping on it for so long.

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🍻🍻🍻🍻

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accept his offer? -a big Booker for @kemonodad

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choosing to do full scale pixel art on top of a sketch was a choice but here we are, living with the choices we make

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are you a gainer irl? feel free not to answer if you're uncomfortable doing so, I was just curious because of how big you usually draw your sona

Nah, its totally chill.

I'm not, I just like to play with the idea of it with my sona cause it's pretty implausible for me in reality at this point in time - that's all.

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Happy Birthday @soft5ku11 !!!

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Sudden wave of inspiration hit me so here's your man Archie doing his absolute best to put that wetsuit on. Arceus only knows how he got too big for it so soon, though.