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#i mean its not wrong#jokes on you#i already have a therapist#interview with the vampire#iwtv#daniel molloy#armand#louis de pointe du lac#claudia#lestat de lioncourt
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#jokes on you#im being held hostage#the thesis would take me out back#and put a bullet in my brain#thesis is chaotic evil#humor#shitpost#lol#pls help#jokes#but I defend in a week#a sword??#help#grad school#gradblr#graduation#academics
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Knight...tumny...
Now this is the fanservice we need! 馃憦
Me hurting Martin just to get to draw him without a shirt: Yes, it's absolutely necessary for his characterization....
#occudo's art#tma fanart#martin blackwood#jonathan sims#ask#the magus archives au#witch!jon#knight!martin#jokes on you#the whole au is fanservice I made for me#also#i still have a love-hate relationship with martin's armor#it's so shiny#but way too complicated for me to rember#so I need a break sometimes
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If I didn't get this posted in time for Valentine's Day I was going to lose it. So, Happy Valentine's day! Here's some pain!
[Video version]
#helluva boss#stolitz#blitz#blitzo#blitz酶#stolas#stolas x blitz#stolas x blitzo#5 mins to go EY YO#my art#for anyone who expected valentine's art from me#you were probably expecting husk and angel#jokes on you#haha STOLITZ#i have been working on this thing foreverrrrr#but right as I finished it yesterday#I thought to myself#okay but what if I painted a background#and changed the entire color palette#and fully colored it#and rendered the lighting :)#c0nji you're the only reason I finished this#ty ty ty
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SNOWBUGS FOOD. GET IT WHILE ITS HOT.
#jokes on you#theyre always hot#mcyt fanart#tangotek#traffic smp#tango fanart#tango tek fanart#my art#mcyt#scott smajor#scott major fanart#scott smajor fanart#scott major#dangthatsalongname fanart#dangthatsalongname#traffic life series#life series fanart#life series smp#life series#hermitcraft tango#hermitcraft fanart#hermitblr#hermitcraft#snowbugs
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hc that for their fifth anniversary Neil gives Andrew a joke knife, one of those with the retractable blade.
at first Andrew was like :/ but then he discovered the power he had in his hands.
no one knew of the existence of this knife, so Andrew, with Neil's acting skills, gave more than one Fox a cardiac arrest, like Matt, Allison, Dan, Kevin and obviously Wymack pretending to stab Neil .
Aaron and Nicky found out the hard way that the knife was a fake: Andrew was bored, Neil was gone, and Nicky was being annoying.
the fake knife was physically the same as another one he had, so the rest of the Foxes had no way to distinguish between the real one and the fake one.
Neil loves to steal it and pretend to dramatically stab his friends. (very dramatically) and more than once he has pretended to bury it in his heart after some "hurtful" word from Andrew.
#aftg#andrew minyard#neil josten#stab wound#jokes on you#andreil#coach wymack#allison#matt boyd#dan wilds#aaron minyard#fake knife
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To contain to no au
Just a Question or something i see no one talking about.
(( for recap in the real world there been scary stories or legends of werewolves ))
So what would the pokemon version of a werewolf. ?
Were-lucario. ? Were-lycanroc. ? Were-mancectric. ? Or maybe.Were-rockruff. ?
Idk but what would be a person that turn into a pokemon cannie groups. Like were pokemon?
See, i dont think there's one specific version of "Were" Pokemon, and i truly believe it's based on the Regional Dog or the most common ones that can get out of hand.
Arcanine seems to be the most common in Kanto
Houndour in Johto
Mightyena for Hoenn
**Luxray for Sinnoh
Unova would get Stoutland
Kalos would get Furfrou
Alola would have *Midnight Lycanroc
Galar would have Boltund
And Paldea would have Daschbund
But Justice! I hear you say. Why does each region have a different pokemon when some of them overlap? Why is it all dog pokemon? And Why these guys? Why aren't they more intimidating pokemon?
Were-*Wolf* you said, not a Lycanwere or any other. Wolf. And yes, not all of these pokemon are wolf, but there isnt many /wolf/ pokemon and dogs are the next best things! This, this and i do see dog pokemon biting more humans than any other species
Not all of these dogs are intimidating. Well, to us yeah. But in universe they're bound to be more feral and a lot more dangerous than the average werewolf. Not to mention, they dont outright TURN into wolves, its an almalgamation of wolf/Human that is distorted into a monster. Hence why, the intimidation of the dog itself doesn't matter. But how the warped Were looks while still identifying as the main species.
And yes! Some of the dogs overlap other regions, and to that i say that the interlacing species is fine! Those weres DO appear there, but the most common ones are the ones naturally residing there or have a higher population count.
The legendaries of were's gets a bit perverted throughout the regions. Some of them reign them as demons, and others reign them as some sort of good omen. It's very uncommon that you'll get the same meaning of the werewolves and how to cure them.
The only common thing is that they get bit in the full moon.
*Midnight Lycanroc is specific because Werewolves are known to shift during a full moon only, whoch takes out Midday and Dusk form Lycanroc. Thus also perpetuating Midnight Lycanrocs already terrible reputation.
**Luxray is the only acception because I cannot find a Dog pokemonn native to Sinnoh!
#pokemon#werewolf#jokes on you#Cryptids like this are included in my stories#but its not a focus cause like...#not all of them are focused on that#cryptid au is the one that it leans heavily on since its all about cryptids#are weres technically a cryptid? no#am i using creative liberty cause i think its funny? yes#technically Ash would be considered a were since he shifts into a new pokemon at night#but he isnt#because thats not what he is#im ramblinnnnggg
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hey void, i pinched a nerve and can鈥檛 draw and am in a lot of pain haha. it鈥檚 been almost a week and it has yet to get any better
what do you do when generally you draw for 4-6 hrs a day and now you can鈥檛? should i let the forest reclaim me?
#bet you didn鈥檛 know i draw that much considering how inconsistantly i post my art#jokes on you#i have a backlog the size of that molasses tank that caused that disaster in 1919#fair amount more tma stuff in there#honestly i only post 20% of the fanart i make across all my favored medias#maybe i鈥檒l post it all one day maybe i wont#you鈥檒l never know#hey if you fix my nerve i鈥檒l see what i can do
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People in this fandom are so afraid of the mere idea that Luka's feelings maybe remotely reciprocated by Hyuna, either in the past or present, it's kinda funny imo.
Everyone be like "yeah let's ship the toxic heteros!" or "they're the only het couple I ship!" But only when Luka is a pathetic and possesive yandere/simp for her and she looks either unbothered or even disgusted by his affections, the moment any reciprocity might be hinted either by canon or fanon, you all back away or even start being mean.
#alnst#alnst hyuna#luka alnst#hyuluka#lukahyuna#hyunluka#hyunaluka#jokes on you#because I hc that they'd totally had#absolutely messy and desperate#make out sessions and dry humping too
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how i feel after showing up * beautiful * on the big screen of the soccer game that the guy who ghosted me also went too:
#you cannot get rid of me that easily#jokes on you#you were not cute enough to act like that#girl math#max verstappen#mv33#mv1
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#my art#sissel#sissel ghost trick#Yomiel#yomiel ghost trick#jokes on you#you'll never know which one is which#because i don't know either#ghost trick#Ghost trick spoilers#maybe???
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Totally forgot to post this here. Hey again :]
#mcsm#mcsm season 2#mcsm vos#minecraft story mode#mcsm art#fanart#OOOH HE PUFF#what is he looking at?#jokes on you#NOTHING
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HOLY SHIT THE TITLE DROP. WE ALL THOUGHT IT WAS REFERENCING SAKURAGAKURE SOMEHOW BUT IT WAS ALL ABOUT KAKASHI FINDING HEAVEN WITH OBITO STILL BROKEN BUT WHOLE, IN KAMUI... OMG...
HAHA ABOUT THAT TITLE DROP
Title drops are so sexy. But this is a weird example - I was working hard the entire story to find a way to drop that line, 'cause it's actually a reference to one of my favorite games and a lot of precious childhood memories (bonus points if you know what I'm referencing - you can actually compare/contrast the two games pretty well). When I started trying to dredge up a title I was having a lot of trouble, so @lazuliquetzal suggested that I use that line. I was kind of resistant, 'cause I do not like using song lyrics as the titles of my own fic (and poetry is on thin ice), but since I could tell what an influence the game itself had on the fic it felt alright.
It also directs the reader to a question I want them to ask themselves throughout the story - 'you call this a utopia?' makes you ask 'what makes a utopia at all?'.
The bait and switch is on the foundation of that question. The Q feels as if it's coming from a human mouth, and at first glance it has to be a person looking at Sakuragakure and denying that it fits the definition. Of course it's not Obito who asks, because Obito thinks he knows. The movement of Obito's character arc is towards asking himself that question - is towards him being challenged on his own beliefs, and accepting a different point of view. 'This' wasn't Sakuragakure - it was the shitty world that they lived in, and it was the space between Obito & Kakashi that caused them so much pain.
How could you call this imperfect world a utopia? How could you name your suffering as happiness? How could you look at the mangled remnants of the person you loved and call him perfect when he's hurt so many people? Why would you ever prefer the messy present to the nostalgic past - this cruel reality over a perfect dream?
Why indeed. To answer any of those questions, you have to ask what a utopia even is. Hopefully the reader has been asking themselves that question. I know my answer, but that's been informed by my own history and far too many years of niche Buddhism. I think it's a decent question to ask. I hope your answer is informed by the moments of perfect happiness you've had in your life. Thanks for the ask!
#this story is honestly very straightforward and not that complicated#any convolutedness is obitos fault#because i wanted it to actually be decent i restrained myself heavily lmfao#im not certain that it's as good as i wanted it to be#but i think ill always be fond of the fics i write that tackle a question ive been asking myself for a very long time#[not this exact question but similar]#my asks#my writing#bet YOU didn't expect that this would have a long answer#JOKES ON YOU
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#oliver tree#lyrics#jokes on you#jerk#please don鈥檛 let me down#hurt#//#dogwood#vent art#drystan#traumacore#collage art#collage vent#ventcore#vent post
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Bella Ramsey on her way to get her Oscar after this episode:
#when they said she wasnt good enough to play Ellie#jokes on you#ellie williams#tlou#bella ramsey#joel miller#pedro pascal#the last of us#episode 8#emotional damage
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