#haha STOLITZ

[gyroshrike]

If I didn't get this posted in time for Valentine's Day I was going to lose it. So, Happy Valentine's day! Here's some pain!

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[mundayme]

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[diabloku]

Two kings, one game.

Stalemate.

Another artwork I made for the OneHelluvaZine! It's the cover for this amazing fanfic that was also published in the zine, go check it out: https://archiveofourown.org/works/43279183?s=09

[raspberry-rampage]

this meme did super well on twi[redacted], so here's the coloured version for my tumblrinas as well

[birdy-babe]

I want him

[helluvahotmess]

might be a hot take but i think even if blitz was about to say sorry at the end of full moon it was already too late? cause stolas was very clearly not in the right emotional headspace for it to really sink in or mean anything at that point.

it was too late way before blitz realised stolas was hurt (and saying sorry in that moment wasn't gonna make stolas' emotions magically reset to neutral)

emotions were running wayyy too high that immediately talking right after the initial conflict/argument was not gonna fix it

(and to clarify not hating either character! very much on the camp of they both fucked up and they need to talk but neither are in the right headspace for that talk just yet)

[shhrrroooommmmmyyyyyy]

S1: The Birb's Feelings

(pt 1.5 for episode 7 and 2 for season 2 idk when cause shit's crazy rn)

Stolas is one of the most morally controversial characters in the show. With the show revolving around Blitz's relationships, it's natural that the show gives us the most information about him because he is arguably Blitz's most complicated relationship at the moment (I'm not going to include Barbie bc we've literally only seen her for like 5 minutes in one episode which isn't enough information). I wanted to do a quick overview of how I perceive Stolas's feelings throughout the duration of the show in sort of a timeline format

~Episodes 1, 2, 5~

So, at first, it's obvious Stolas doesn't really think of Blitz too romantically and mostly sexually. Ok, completely sexually. However, there's a reason why that people often overlook sometimes. Stella openly said in the season 2 premiere that the only time him and her had sex was to have Octavia. Man's literally been deprived of anything enjoyably sexual his whole life. So when he finally does have sex that's enjoyable for the first time, he naturally wants more of it

As we all know, Stolas isn't the most self aware king (or should I say prince) out there (which is okay; he's still growing and developing as a character). The way he treats Blitz in these first few episodes sort of gives off sex toy vibes. Obviously, this is where Blitz gets that mindset from, that all he is is just a toy for Stolas

But after seeing what Stolas' true personality is now, I highly doubt Stolas knew exactly how he was treating Blitz during this time. Again, self awareness issues. Natural part of his character that, after watching Viv's writing since the Hazbin pilot first released (yeah og right here), I'm positive will be developed on later in the show. So hold your horses people, we're just now 2 episodes away from only being halfway through with the show. Give it time, it'll happen

Anyways, Stolas isn't a bad person (I'll fight anyone over this take, dont play). But he does the wrong things with the right intentions. He treated Blitz the way he did in these first few episodes because Blitz was the first person he's ever enjoyed having sex with. It's a big deal to him as it sort of "awakened" him. I think he was so happy about the sex after around 35 years of nothing, he didn't fully realize how he was treating Blitz in the process

*Not an excuse, but simply a possible explanation for his actions*

~Episode 6~

My favorite episode. Stolas shows up when I.M.P.'s sort of cornered by the agents and scares them shitless with his scawy big birb form. First he makes sure Blitz is okay, then he scolds him for getting caught. Almost like a mother who's mad but cares for their well-being (crying in ghostfuckers)

This may seem small to you guys, but for me this was when Stolas became my favorite character. Not only did this moment show he's more than just the cringy comedic horny relief, it also showed that he cared. Why would he ask if Blitz is okay if he didn't care about him? That has nothing to do with the book. If it got in possession of humans he could literally just kill them in like a second and take it back. Tbh (dont come after me pls) but before this episode I didn't like my first impression of Stolas. Despite the many takes calling the cringiness of his lines in the first few episodes "iconic", I hated it. It was just too much

And in this scene it's not just that he's asking in general, it's how gentle he's being with Blitz. Holding his face and speaking a bit softer with a caring expression on his face. I love it so much (aggghghhghghgahhaagh). I know his attitude changes after a few seconds, but still it was a nice moment that reshaped my perspective on his character for basically the rest of the show

*Like I said before I'l give episode 7 it's own post cause i'm too tired and there's so much to talk abt in that episode*

[rosyhue-nightss]

Please check on your fellow stolitz shipper we're not ok

[miyakuli]

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[theophagie]

Since this hasn't been explained yet one has to wonder...

[a-stray-wretched-dog]

you know that feeling when you like a ship. but you don't actually like the ship you just like the idea of it if it went better or differently than the canon story. literally almost nothing you like about that ship is canon, but you keep coping anyways because delulu is the solulu and a weird part of your brain wouldn't like it the same if all the cute fluffy amazing romantic headcanons became real so now your questioning if you secretly hate healthy relationships which makes you think about your actual life experiences and you start to question yourself and your whole entire life

[satoumafuyuss]

sketching on loose paper waiting for food resulted in these 😋

[hazbmymhotel]

I had a dream I was Blitzø and I was going to go have sex with Stolas. But like...he had his servant trying to undress me for him and I just began to cry. I pushed the servant off and told Stolas to touch me like he actually gave a fuck and Stolas began to get upset too! He made me stop undressing cuz I was crying all over the place

Lol, what? Fever dreams, man.

[angelshizuka]

Why go to Loo Loo Land when you already live in Delulu World.

[lizzzybooo]

What if... They will actually resolve everything in the full moon episode, and the rest of the season Blitz and Stolas will be learning how to be in a proper relationship? And their future conflicts will be about communicating in an already established relationship?

I mean it kinda makes sense to me that they'd be together already for the Octavia drama, like maybe Stolas gets too invested in his relationship with Blitz and it's hard for her idk

I mean I'm pretty sure that's not what's going to happen lol but also I don't want to be sad for the next month so I'm hoping haha

[vvenuspng]

Omg you should draw them passionately kissing and then show them an hour later snuggling and like kissing so very gently

Another prompt, what if Blitz initiates pda (handholding, pet names etc) and Stolas is just completely head over heals in love

the second prompt spoke to me