#JELLY BUDDY

[bon3sandall]

“You’re not big, your average.”

[zorionbbq]

party chat #56: nanba's transformation

(transcript both in alt text and below)

[image description: five-page comic of a "party chat" conversation from yakuza 7.

beneath the scaffolding of a construction site, nanba holds a bottle of tea and asks "hey, you think i've changed at all since we met?"

the rest of the party, standing or crouching on the side of the path, turn to look at him.

"hm? have you?" ichiban tilts his head, hand on chin, and lets saeko pick from his chip bag. "i dunno, lemme think..."

adachi leaps to his feet, splashing his can of beer and surprising saeko. "got it!"

adachi snaps his fingers with a triumphant smile. "you changed how you part your hair!"

"huh?" nanba reaches toward the back of his own head. "nope, it's still the same..." adachi sheds a single tear.

hand raised high, saeko announces "right! your prescription changed!" ichiban taps a canned coffee on his palm in an "i get it!" motion. "what, are you trying to be funny now!? and that's wrong, too!" nanba retorts.

"okay!" han looks serious. "you changed the frames on your glasses!"

"you started wearing contacts instead of glasses!" zhao finger-guns with a grin.

"will you quit it with the glasses thing!?" nanba snaps at an unfazed, juicebox-sipping han. "and does it look like i'm wearing contacts!?" he gestures at himself. zhao smugly bites an onigiri, still squatting on the ground.

adachi frowns around a pocky. "huh? then what's changed?"

"never mind... sheesh." nanba turns his back on the group.

a view of the vending machine and soccer field across the way. "i just thought maybe i'd grown a bit cheerier since i met you guys."

"that's all." nanba doesn't see the party staring in shocked silence.

saeko, han, and zhao exchange fond looks.

nanba chugs his tea as ichiban approaches.

ichiban bumps his drink hand against nanba's.

"well, we already knew that, man." ichiban grins so wide his eyes shut.

"yeah, you smile a lot more than you did before, nan-chan." saeko concurs, offering him her chip bag.

nanba looks up, eyes wide. "ichiban... you guys..."

a hand lands on nanba's shoulder.

arm slung over his friend's back, ichiban cheerfully assures "and i noticed that you got some new lenses on your glasses, too." nanba's face falls.

the party loses it. saeko collapses on adachi, both doubled over in laughter, zhao cackles as his glasses fall off, and han clutches his head in despair.

"i didn't change anything about my glasses!" nanba roars. on the ground, a plastic bag of leftover snacks reads "#56 nanba's transformation".

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[dietonightforlove333]

I can literally hear the food in my stomach. It’s actually disgusting.

[skin-nd-bonezzz]

you’re not a bad person for having an ed. you’re not a bad person for having an ed. you’re not a bad person for having an ed. you’re not a bad person for having an ed. you’re not a bad person for having an ed. you’re not a bad person for having an ed.

[lovely-littleme]

I WANNA BE A PRETTY GERWL

BUT YOURE NYAT A PRETTY GIRL!!

BUT I WANNA BE🙏🏼😫

[skinnywannabesworld]

EVERYONE drop all your weight loss tips and tricks in the comments right now PLEASE

[build-a-buddy]

The sleepy eepy dragon curled in a ball!

[my-brain-soup]

Eddie saw Buck flirting with someone and thought, "Absolutely not, time to interrupt."

[0bonesandtea0]

BRO I’VE BEEN T’ED AGGGAIIIN!! WHAT!! Hiya, I’m Mauve!! she/they, (21) I8+ Pretty please reblog to find my moots <3 Previously bones0and0tea and 0bones0and0tea0

This is my safe pace. BLOCK DON’T REPORT for flips sake. You know what?

We lowering my ugw, let’s go gents! Batter up!! Good day to you~ Intro post coming soon!! (Again lol)

(Also, can you tell I was watching $m0$h’$ G3nt13m3n ch41l3ng3 before checking 3dblr and seeing the fall of my empire I’ve build from dust once ;0; huehahheaueha. Time to build it up once again!!! Onwards!!!!!)

[bon3sandall]

This right here is SO real

[spellboundsirens]

this is everyones reminder:

no, you didn’t gain 5lbs over the weekend.

to gain 1 pound, you have to consume your maintenance calories plus an extra 3,500. to gain 5lbs, you have to consume over 17,000 calories along with your maintenance calories. weight fluctuations are normal, don’t beat yourself up over it !!! 🩶🩶🩶

[i-heart-edblrr]

me: I should eat bc my body needs energy

also me: if u eat that ur gonna gain a kajillion pounds

also also me: I should eat everything in the house

*5 mins after eating a pack of blueberries*

me: ew why did I eat that

[bedrotter99]

⚠️‼️Question to other 4n4s!

What do y’all do when you feel like you need a fresh start? I’ve been gaining w31ght, b1ng1ng etc. help!

[skin-nd-bonezzz]

Dry white chicken and spinach might be my new comfort meal/safe food(s)

[ihatecal0r13s]

remember:

nothing tastes as good as skinny feels

nothing tastes as good as skinny feels

nothing tastes as good as skinny feels

nothing tastes as good as skinny feels

nothing tastes as good as skinny feels

nothing tastes as good as skinny feels

nothing tastes as good as skinny feels

nothing tastes as good as skinny feels

nothing tastes as good as skinny feels

nothing tastes as good as skinny feels

nothing tastes as good as skinny feels

nothing tastes as good as skinny feels

nothing tastes as good as skinny feels

nothing tastes as good as skinny feels

[dietonightforlove333]

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