#ItaKisa

[amber-skai]

This screenshot made my whole day so I redrew it🥺 I thought it was just too cute.

[wispforever]

catching up

[devildanya]

🐦‍⬛🦈

[sharkb497]

[mistawolfie]

ItaKisa after 5 bazillion years…

[snakeaterr]

theyre in love your honor

[kykiteliya]

You'll be my dead princess, and I am your faithful dog

I'm still not sure it's platonic or not

[chaosstareris]

I think Kisame figured out Itachi was lying to him very early on. I think after the first few times Itachi over did it and really hurt himself Kisame couldn't imagine killing him it was just too sad. Also if Itachi died he'd get paired with Hidan or something which can absolutely not happen. There’s also the fact that Kisame is a very broken person. He's had one of the hardest lives in the series based on what we know about the hidden mist. He has no idea what his place is in the world and he's been recruited by a terrorist organization to watch over a dying teenager in case he defects. But the dying teenager is an ok companion and may even understand his suffering. He's obviously lying to him though but he's so pathetic to kill him is too easy and even makes you sad.

[eroshoneycrispapple]

Beauty and The Beast

[uchiha-itachi-amaterasu]

[altraes]

[ladykissingfish]

Could you do sum with this random image i found ??

*Deidara, Itachi and Hidan sitting in the kitchen at breakfast*

Deidara: *mumbling as he aggressively shovels cereal into his mouth*

Hidan: Oi, what’s up your ass, blondie? You’ve been talkin’ to yourself for ten minutes now.

Deidara, scowling: It’s that stupid Sasori, hm. He never listens to me about anything! He never lets me take the lead on missions because he’s older and he thinks he knows better about everything!

Hidan: Ugh, I know what you mean. Kakuzu is the same way. The old bastard won’t listen to a word I say, and just calls me a stupid brat all the damn time. Shit, Leader was really setting us up for some bullshit when he gave us young guys the old fogey partners.

Itachi: You both are frustrated with your older partners as well, eh? You should do what I did; make a “vision board” of your enemy and plot their downfall.

Deidara: … “Vision board”?

Itachi: *gets up* Come and see.

*Hidan and Deidara follow Itachi to his room, where they find every surface of his walls covered with different pictures of Kisame*

Deidara: …

Hidan: W-what the fuck is this supposed to do — ?

Itachi: Easy. You stare at the pictures all day long. You visualize scenarios in your mind that could cause them pain or discomfort. *touches one of the pictures and involuntarily sighs* Like kissing them until they run out of breath and are gasping. Or sitting on their lap and bouncing on them until they get really turned on, then getting up and walking out. Really so many possibilities to teach the other person a lesson.

Hidan: …

Deidara: …

Deidara: Itachi. I … I think that you might be in lo—

Itachi, carefully hanging up another Kisame photo (this one shirtless) in the corner: I hate him, Deidara.

[wispforever]

Crucify Him

[devildanya]

🩵

[sharkb497]

[rrancorr]

(if you saw this earlier no u didnt. cursed by the affliction of noticing very obvious mistakes only when the piece is posted)

i need more,,, MOREEEEEE