#It’s so hard not to
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bloodbending · 13 days ago
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can’t believe tiktok is actually getting banned, twitter is infested with bots and brainworm-infested musk bootlickers, facebook is king of QAnon, instagram caught the plague from facebook and is dying a slow death in real time… and as the dust settles… only Miss Tumblr is left standing… failing upwards once again
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hamletthedane · 3 months ago
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I just found the earliest email I ever sent from my email address, and it’s the funniest goddamn thing I can possibly imagine a fourth grader sending her teacher:
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(Context - my fourth grade teacher was on maternity leave, and the class had conferenced at recess regarding the poor state of the classroom goldfish’s tank. We decided to inform our (24yo, new mother) former teacher of the dire situation, and I was selected as the duly appointed representative for this solemn communication.)
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fallout-lou-begas · 4 months ago
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mallalada · 5 months ago
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get yourself a main character whos two primary emotions are "little cunt" and "catatonic with grief"
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chrismcshell · 1 year ago
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northern hemisphere babes we made it to the longest night of the year. we made it. for the next 6 months, every day will give us a little more daylight than the last. let's go. take my hand. climb out of the darkness with me
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willgrahamscock · 7 months ago
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tawnysoup · 29 days ago
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Finally now that the comic is fully public on comicfury, I get to share it with all of you here, too <3
If you enjoyed, please consider supporting by buying a PDF of the comic on itch.io: https://tawnysoup.itch.io/home-in-the-woods
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mod2amaryllis · 3 months ago
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i love being married to a straight guy. this morning we were parallel chilling and i glance at his computer and he's watching a drill fight tournament. as in, guys attaching drills to the same rod and turning them on until one breaks. to find the strongest drill. jose noticed me staring and rolled out of the way so i could see the screen. he knew every drill brand and told me their quality and price. i watched the whole thing without comment. the violence was enchanting. i never would have found this. he's a vector to an entirely alien, often beautiful, world.
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thankstothe · 2 months ago
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ashyslashyy · 6 months ago
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atlaslovesedm · 2 months ago
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how its going
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deadlypoetacademia · 3 months ago
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kaereth · 7 months ago
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Dragon harpy chimera birdy FALIN!! I love her
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shamebats · 7 months ago
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soaptaculart · 7 months ago
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The cat and the dad she said she "didn't want"
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