#It tastes sour.

[criminalisticonsultant]

Share the moss. Are you awake right now sweetheart?

Why don't you believe it? You think mass hallucination is the more likely option? -🐝

She's awake here with me now.

You're just telling me weird false tales. Isn't that my job?

[animatedtext]

[that-one-weird-cloud0]

Danny: damn bro you smelly as fuckkkkk wtf you bathe in? Sewage?!?

Jason: wtf did you just say

Danny: yo hold still a sec

Jason: wha—

Danny, pulls toxic dark green sludge out of Jason’s chest that fucking wiggles around like a parasite: there the little bugger is

Batfam: 0-0

Danny:

Batfam:

Danny: *eats it*

Batfam: ?!?!!!!?!??!?!!!?!!???!!!!!??

[marshmallowdarling]

I'm having a few drinks in my room tonight and... John Price who is a nice guy, a bit strict and blunt but he puts the wellbeing of others above his own including you. Ol' you who is head over heel's for the captain but remains (almost) normal infront of him to not make yourself look like a fool but that gets thrown out the window when you see him at one of the local pubs. You have a glass and a half of whatever alcohol you choose that night in you and your not drunk, or even tipsy at this point but you use it as an excuse as you blurt out all the things that have been circling in your head. "Your ass looks great in every pants holy fuck how does that work, your ass looks better than mine-" "The strap on your thigh makes my mouth water- hey does your tip touch the-" "I never though I had a daddy kink and I dont but for Captain Price I would call him daddy in a heart beat-" "Do you think he would let me lick his curly happy trail and chest hair?" His team mates watch on with a mixture of amusement and shock since they had watched their captain mope around when he thought no-one was looking since he thought you didnt like him back. Now they were just needing to help you two get together.... Soap wanted to try first but Ghost quickly reigned him in since he knew the Scott would probably end up in a threesome but the masked man had to hold the other back by the scruff whenever you blurted out about their captain because the Scott's mind was running.... Poor thing now Ghost has to help his problem as Gaz sweet talks you :(

[dragonmouth]

Crowley’s first failed attempt at tempting Aziraphale in the Garden of Eden….

A very lovely follower on Twitter gave me the idea and reminded me that sugar apples exist. I wish I could try a sugar apple. They look so tasty.

[mcchi-ken]

fiddauthor galore featuring: another pmmm crossover, me getting the hang of drawing that wonky man (fiddleford), and a wip

the last one is a very obscure entirely italian reference but if you get it. i will give you a little kiss 😋 little hint: its a music video. you know this song. your dad loves it. there's the word gravity in it thats why i chose it

[heartscrypt]

pose for the fans!

[sometimesraven]

on the subject of transphobia

can we stop fucking assuming that every nonbinary person is transmasc or transfemme?

this is the biggest peeve I have with this whole transmisogyny vs transandrophobia debate -- y'all are so busy arguing about transmasc vs transfemme and the nonbinary or intersex people who don't identify with either of those terms are completely left in the dirt

let's not create yet another binary, yeah?

[2jihiir0]

sour candy Steve 🍬🩷🎀 ♡ cause I’ve been obsessed with @thorniest-rose writing for a very long time !!!~

[avnasace]

in the same conversation jaskier calls his relationship with geralt platonic, also denies having a crush on radovid and then kisses him a few episodes later so idk bro i think he mightve been lying idk tho skdksksks

[lymooniee]

She's so cool bro what the flip, I can't usually draw robots but made an exception for her...

[cosmicvaca]

Secrets and Lies <3

[naturelights-posts]

Congrats on the 2k followers on Twitter @joljulep ⚡💿🎶🍬 Guys, I am back with art!? Σ(O_O)

[feelin-peachii]

@junithelooperrrr tumblr ate your ask so this post’s gonna cosplay as a response

You have got NO IDEA how long i've waited for a stranger on the internet to tell me how my art tastes. I appreciate this more than you’ll ever know, tumblr user junithelooperrr

Anyway. Here’s your helpful loop (hold the helpful)

[marmastry]

If Maya was a food dish, what would she be?

Literally a Sweet & Sour Maya-Maya 😭

[icedlava1]

Syzoth lets Vamp!Tomas drink his blood