#It has been since I was a toddler
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I had grilled chicken and a vegetable melange with broccoli, flashed sesame kale, grilled brussels sprouts, roasted garlic cauliflower, and green beans, plus vinegar-based coleslaw with mustard seeds on the side. Now I am drinking a Moscow mule. I got cod filets with a side salad and more slaw for tomorrow. Brown Bag Seafood Co. is my favorite place in Chicago when I am hungry, in a flare, in too much pain to prepare meals at home, and need filling, nourishing food that adheres to the autoimmune protocol. Thank you Brown Bag Seafood Co.
#My favorite meal when I'm in a flare is just Fish or Chicken with rice or couscous and broccoli#It has been since I was a toddler#One of my first memories is being in such unbearable stomach and joint pain I couldn't stand up#I was like 3 or 4 lol
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Of Godsons, Fruitloops, and Lois 'I will drag all secrets out into the sun' Lane
Danny loses his parents due to their own lack of safety in the lab (death? Coma? People finally putting their foot down about the Fenton's endangering their kids? Idk pick). Jazz can't take him in due to being in college and living on its campus (and he didnt want to force her into an apartment just to keep him, he saw the prices and knows she'll have to work to make rent) and Danny fears the only place he can go to is... Vlad. (Sam's parents would never let him live with her and Tucker's place doesn't have the room)
Vlad's been lording it over Danny, smug about it all, after all he IS Danny's godfather and he has the space and money to provide for the boy in his time of need.
Only, when digging into Danny's files, his social worker discovers Vlad isn't Danny's godfather, he was meant to be but the Fenton's forgot to send/sign in the final paperwork (even if those documents were the only contact they had with Vlad over the years before the reunion)
No Danny's godparent, the person to take him should anything happen to the Fenton's is....
Lois Lane.
His mom's childhood friend.
#danny phantom#danny fenton#blue rambles#crossover#writing ideas#random idea#danny phantom dc#dpxdc#Lois gets a call about her godson who she hasnt really seen since he was a toddler#both she and Maddie had gotten busy with their lives and careers but did still talk at time#she does still send things and have talked with Danny over the phone though#though last time they spoke was before his accident#when she see's him alarm bells start ringing#Danny just got out of a fight with Skulker and is kinda curling in on himself as Vlad is towering over him and threatening him#Vlad is trying to use Lois as a 'Tell her you wish to stay with me and I wont have to harm her' threat against Danny#ooooh what if Clark was with her#and hears EVERYTHING Vlad's been saying#normally i do the bats but hey I wanna switch it up a bit#Lois has a new rich target to sic her investigate journalism on#'hmmm yes EXACTLY how did you get so rich so fast again Mr. Masters?'
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☆Team☆Urameshi☆
#yu yu hakusho#my stuff#my edit#yusuke urameshi#kazuma kuwabara#hiei#kurama#genkai#koenma jr#you have to understand im so excited and i love them and no one can dampen my hype#i love adult koenma tho i hope we get to see him in his usual toddler form since hes more fun as a bratty kid#genkai looks old and grumpy and i love that and i hope shes a raging a-hole#kurama continuing his routine of getting the shit beat out of him before he wins#hiei being cocky and kuwabara being silly and yusuke being a big ole softy for keiko#this has genuinely been the bright spot of the last horrible truly god awful month of my life
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ignore Rogier ok
#my art#mintleflower#fanart#sofia the first#cedric the sorcerer#cedric the sensational#princess sofia#king roland#queen miranda#crackle#clover#pr*ship dni#apparently this has to be tagged cuz ive been lurking on this side of tumblr and many accounts have been blocked lol#this show for actual toddlers is actually one of the most entertaining things i've seen in a while#rewatching this for the first time since i was like 9 years old expecting it to be worse than i remember#but its genuinely better especially now that i understand things#ignore rogier hes just visiting#i love being an artist because that means i can put characters from my childhood in a fucked up and evil environment#also personal note; but the fact that king roland shares a VA with Roy Mustang had me fucked up for days this is messed up
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Dependable Older Brother.
Type: Skit. Character: Luke (First Skit). Characters Featured: Luke, Yuri.
Translation, recording, subbing by Shi. Proofread by Yewfelle.
#Tales of the Rays#Luke fon Fabre#Yuri Lowell#Tales of the Abyss#Tales of Vesperia#Type: Skit#Tales of the Rays Translations#Video Note: The spacing between “me” and “10” is just... like that. It's not an extra space. It's just the font being like that.#Translation Notes: During the lines Luke is getting closer to Yuri he's using a sort of “come ooon” tone#He's in clingy toddler Luke mode lol. If you're familiar with Luke's JP voice think of his whiny/clingy voice here.#The “Ix is here right? We have Ix here” part is an intentionally deadpan statement#along the lines of “we literally have Ix here though”. The use of “right” is rhetorical as he's not actually asking “is Ix here”.#I wasn't sure which one I wanted to go with because there's an intentional tone to the original#and it feels more annoyed-Yuri-esque to me in this situation to have that “uh hello? Ix is here” feel to his statement.#I'm not sure how to explain this better LOL but yeah that's the idea behind that line.#As for the title I went with dependable over reliable in this instance since Luke is very dependent on Yuri for a lot#and Yuri has thus been dependable for him whereas if say Yuri was watching his back in battle I'd use reliable.#The words can both be used for the JP term 頼 followed by れる#but since in English more than one term can be used I went with the one that fit in more with the topic of the skit and the characters.
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and if I said bobby x crowley is toxic old man yaoi, then what.
#this has probably been a popular ship since I was a toddler but still#I love it#spn#supernatural#spn crowley#crowley macleod#bobby singer#crobby#oh gang it has a tag#hehe…. I was right… you are all FREAKS 😈😈😈
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They're the same.
#realizations that are ruining my night (joking)#salem the cat patient fucking zero i guess#i have not changed as a person since i was a toddler. incredible#this has been an post#garak#salem the cat#ds9#blood
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a brief summary of the ekky shenanigans these past 2 weeks
#he is a toddler#honestly thats on me for not expecting childish shenanigans in a game for children#hes been behaving... remotely... since the scheifele fight so good for him!#but unfortunately he does like putting up his stinky glove to people's face#has he learned the let go command? not at all#sasha these training sessions are doing nothing#but at least sashas intense stare does get him to stop so really-#i dont think ill quite get over beezer starting shit with forsblad#nor will i get over ekky just grapple schwartz' head into his chest because his default mode in scrums is bear hugging
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How it feels to watch minecraft diaries as a 21 year old woman
#the pyre#just passed the point where we meet kc for the first time#btw mcd season 1 is the only aphmau series I watch bc mcd after s1 has a major tonal shift that I cannot get behind#I never got far enough into mystreet to get introduced to all those new characters#and even as a middle schooler I knew that pdh was cringe#and I think she's had other big series outside these 3 but I've never watched#I think it's funny seeing aphmau b4 she rly started taking her rps more seriously and every character has a va#I still love her and the cast (at least the ones I'm familar with) but I wish all her content was brainrot meant to be consumed by toddlers#I check out her channel from time to time and b4 she p much only made videos with#zane kc ein pierce noi mac and ofc her husband#and she still does but I remember clicking on a vid a few months ago and lucinda was there!#and also I've seen garroth and katelyn make an appearance!#I used to love her vids in 2020 when she wasnt uploading rps but it was b4 she devolved into brainrot#like her “minecraft but the water rises” or “minecraft but we can only dig down” vids and I rly liked her#I think that the reason why aph is one of the few old popular mcyters who still is rly popular today is bc of her minigames#like seeing the charcters be all serious in mcd and then seeing them get along as friends in mystreet and then seeing jess and the vas get#along as friends in her minigame vids...amazing#and those vids are v reminiscent of those old vids I think we all love#but I bring this up bc I know that garroth would appear in those 2020 vids but then he kinda...disappeared#so I'm glad he's back even if it's just for one vid#but I havent seen katelyn since like....when pdh was still airing#so her appearance FLOORED me but in a good way#I just think it's funny how many connections jess has#like ppl joke about how theres a solid chunk of former vas who worked on jess' series who actually made it into the industry#good for them#also I wonder how many of the old vas she's still in contact with#and god jess#it's been FOUR years#you got popular for rping WHEN will you upload another rp?!?!?!?1#upload another rp and my soul is yours
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Debuting Preparations
To avoid confusion, Danny will be referred to as ‘Danny’ rather than Thomas. This is a little snippet I thought of for my ‘Danny Fenton is Thomas Wayne au’ (different name pending)
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Miscellaneous Stuff P1
Miscellaneous Stuff P2
“How do I look, Boo?” Danny asked, his hands falling away from the tie wrapped around his neck as his eyes dropped to the little two year old next to him.
Bruce grinned toothily at him, raising his arms in a silent demand for uppies that Danny naturally had to follow. “Awesome, daddy!” He yelled, his voice layered with a toddler accent while his small legs hooked around Danny’s waist the moment he had him settled on his hip.
Danny matched his grin tooth-for-tooth, fingers digging into his ribs for a quick tickle as he blew a raspberry into Bruce’s cheek. Bruce squealed with laughter, and Danny dipped them both, laughing as he straightened up and Bruce tried to wriggle out of his arms.
“Good!” He said, removing the fingers from Bruce’s ribs and twisting to face the floor-length mirror. “We wouldn’t want daddy to look not awesome today, would we?” His cheek pressed against Bruce’s little black curls and Bruce leaned his head against his shoulder.
Bruce shook his head, his cheeks red with laughter. “Nooo.”
“No.” Danny agreed, his ghostly core purring low in content as he planted a kiss on the top of his son’s head. “We would not.”
Ask him three years ago when he was in the prime of his ghost-fighting days if he knew that he’d be living in Wayne Manor with a clone-son under the name Thomas Wayne, and Danny would have straight up just called you crazy. But here he was, in Wayne Manor, under the name Thomas Wayne, with a two year old son on his hip.
Some things are just too good to be true.
(Of course that’s if you ignore all the bullshit that happened along the way that ended with Danny being here.)
Now he was standing in a bedroom that was as big as the lab back home, preparing for his debut as the newly adopted son Thomas Wayne. Anyone who was anyone would be there, his new family seldom threw parties that weren’t charity balls, and even now his debut would have donation boxes for the various programs and charities in Gotham and outside of it.
He was in the nicest three-piece suit that he could afford (which was a lot now that he was part of the Wayne family,) and his normally fluffy black hair was slicked back and styled, showing off the pearl studs that Danny stole from Mrs. Wayne’s jewelry box.
(“Stole” as if Mrs. Wayne “call me Miriam” hadn’t gifted them to him.)
He looked like an entirely different person in the mirror. He didn’t look like runaway teen dad Daniel Fenton, ex-vigilante Phantom.
And that…
That was good. That was so good.
He looked like Thomas Nightingale-turned-Wayne. Still a teen dad, but just a regular one. Not a vigilante, not the son of ghost hunters. Just the adopted son of the very rich and philanthropic Wayne couple. He looked like just Thomas.
He smiled at himself in the mirror, a wriggling feeling of awe thrumming through his chest as he turned his head this way and that, looking for every little reminder of his past afterlife that didn’t take the form of his scars. The pearls glittered in his ears, adding to him an elegance that he didn’t know he possessed.
Danny wondered… if he changed now to Phantom, would he still look the same? Identity was everything to a ghost; who they were and what they present as is all that remains of them after death. It shows the world what the most important aspects of themself was. It shows the world what they thought was important.
If Danny’s changed, does that mean Phantom did too?
A loud series of knocks dragged him out of his introspection. Bruce wriggled out of his arms, and Danny put him down before he could be dropped, and then he faced the door. “Come in!” He called, his nerves igniting under his skin and he folded his hands behind his back in response.
The doorknob twisted, then clicked, and then the door swung open. Alfred Pennyworth, the new butler and predecessor of the old butler, also a Pennyworth, stood stiffly under the frame. “Master Thomas,” he greeted, the picture of butler formality in a suit, “it’s nearly time for you and Master Patrick and Mistress Miriam to leave for your debut gala, the car has been parked out front and is ready to leave when you are ready.”
Danny smiled easily at Alfred, watching Bruce from the corner of his eye as he exclaimed ‘Alfred!’ before darting toward him and latching onto his legs. Alfred’s only been with them for a few weeks and Bruce had warmed up significantly to the young man. Which was saying something because Bruce never warmed up to anyone that wasn’t Danny, or Mr. and Mrs. Wayne.
“Thanks Alfred.” He said, walking over in just a few quick strides, “And please, it’s just Thomas.” He’s been having growth spurts ever since he joined the Wayne household last year and now was edging closer to his dad’s height at a solid over-six-foot. Albeit with none of the muscle, apparently he inherited his mom’s litheness.
Plucking Bruce off of the ground, his son automatically reached for Alfred, and Danny saw the barest of smiles on the corner of Alfred’s mouth as he took Bruce from him. “I’m afraid I will have to continue referring to you as Master Thomas, Master Thomas.“
“One day I’ll convince you.” Danny joked, waiting for Alfred to step out of the doorway before moving down the hallway. “You can’t keep calling me Master Thomas forever!” He’s annoyed stubborner people into doing what he wants before, he’ll wear down Alfred eventually.
“I do believe I can, Master Thomas.” Alfred quipped lightly, adjusting his hold on Bruce so that he was better situated on his hip. Bruce was playing with his tie again, ignoring their conversation in all the ways a two year old can. An easy sort of innocence that Danny never failed to be endeared by.
He pulled on the sleeves of his suit-jacket thoughtlessly, the small silvery cufflinks shimmering from the corner of his eye, trying to demand for Danny’s attention. He knows it got Bruce’s, his son’s head snapping away from Alfred’s tie to watch his wrists. Like a cat watching a laser-pointer.
Danny laughed softly and twisted his wrists slowly, letting the cufflinks glitter under the lights. Bruce’s pupils began to dilate, and the tips of his ears — rounder than Danny’s but pointier than a regular human’s — twitched very slightly.
Bruce held his arms out towards his wrists, leaning out of Alfred’s grasp to grab them. “See—! Let me see!” He demanded, nearly falling out of Alfred’s hold. Alfred’s hand shot out to grab him before he could tumble out of his arms, a look of momentary panic flashing over his face.
“Master Bruce!” He exclaimed, and then he took on a more scolding look. “You have to be careful, you can’t throw yourself out of someone’s arms like that!”
Bruce wriggled with a loud, child-like whine. “I wanna see! Pretty!” He said, then tried reaching for Danny again.
“Please, Boo.” Danny reminded, circling his palm over his chest, but he was already holding his arms out to Bruce to take him. Bruce might be as close to human as he could get with the extra benefits, but he still had some ghostly habits. Being attracted to sudden shiny things was one of them.
“Please.” Bruce repeated, pressing his hand to his chest and making a small circle. It wasn’t a perfect please, but it was the best he could do at two. Danny took him from Alfred and gave him his wrist as he settled him on his side.
Danny ran his fingers through Bruce’s hair and stroked his cheek. Bruce merely played with his cufflinks, pulling on the silver buttons and turning them this way and that to try and catch the light. “Alfred’s right, you can’t lean out like that, Boo. You could get hurt.”
Bruce didn’t look up and didn’t respond, so Danny lightly pinched his cheek. Although ‘pinch’ wouldn’t be the right term for it. He mimicked the pinching gesture and held his cheek, but didn’t actually use any pressure. It was just to get his attention. He lightly shook his cheek, “Did you hear me, Boo? We ask to get down if we want to get down, okay?”
“Okay.” Bruce said, glancing up at him briefly only to look back down at his cufflinks a moment later. With a soft huff Danny dropped his hand and tightened his hold.
“Can we say sorry to Alfred then? It really scared him when you nearly fell.” Scared was an exaggeration, and Danny saw Alfred give him a bemused look from the corner of his eye.
Again, Bruce looked up for only a moment, and this time he looked at Alfred. “Bruce is sorry Alfred.” He said, tiny fingers crunched around Danny’s sleeve. His ‘Alfred’ sounded more like an ‘Al-fed’, and Alfred smiled endearingly even when Bruce dropped his head back down a second later.
Danny huffed low again, shooting Alfred an apologetic smile as he pulled his hand out of Bruce’s little grasp and stroked his hair. “We’re getting there.”
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Its not exactly a fic but its a oneshot so it kinda counts. Lmk if any of yall dont wanna get tagged in any future oneshots or continuations (or if you would but only for specific posts)
Extra note: Bruce’s behavior and dialogue is based off of how i’ve seen actual two year olds act and speak (which can differ based on where they are developmentally and as a two year old. If they’ve recently turned two, they could still be speaking essentially broken english. Then as they get closer to three they start speaking in more complete sentences. I know two little girls who referred to themselves in third person for a while, hence the ‘Bruce is sorry’.) I’m a daycare teacher so I’ve seen a lot of two year olds, so its written to my best abilities while avoiding common ‘child writing stereotypes’.
#dp x dc crossover#dp x dc fic#dpxdc#danny phantom#danny fenton#danny fenton is thomas wayne au#dtwf au#being a daycare teacher also means that the word ‘daddy’ has been entirely re-sanitized for me#it becomes weird when people make it weird#and im not gonna be uncomfortable when a toddler says ‘daddy’ because jfc thats just what they refer to them as#and im not gonna refer to a toddler’s dad as ‘dad’ when they respond to ‘daddy’ better#danny fenton is not the ghost king#its been a Minute since I last wrote something so apologies if its a little rough lol#i also wrote in my mobile notes app#so there’s that affecting it too
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paper and oj break up and paper is having a really hard time and he's sensitive and emotional and everyone at the hotel doesnt know how to talk to him cuz theyve Always known oj and paper as the standard ii couple and then he just goes to fan's room and hes like HIII PAPER WANT TO HEAR ME INFODUMP ABOUT CLUB PENGUIN FOR 45 MINUTES ^_^ but its the only time paper's felt normal in weeks lmao
#fan's lack of social grace has its perks#it would be sooo awkward tho cuz imagine breaking up with someone and you're still stuck in the commune together for the rest of your lives#inanimate insanity characters have Never experienced a relationship outside of the show paper doesnt even know who he is without oj#cuz they have basically been together since they were like toddlers (not in actual maturity but in life experience)#as much as i love ships like payjay saltpep and tacomic it might be nice if they got to experience other relationships#and grow outside of this extremely narrow world they were born into#they wont tho <3 and thats okay#txt#inanimate insanity
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i'm sorry what
#should i tag this as body horror#aight i cant make toddlers apparently#and since i never make them#i have no idea how long this has been going on lmao#opening Barrets household and getting this scarejump was not on my list of things to do today
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doing an advanced horse camp at my barn this week and it has come to my attention that the fellow horse owners / leasers my age are pretty reliably “meh” about their horses.
this is why i should be allowed to lease ( cos owning is impossible for us, financially ). i would be fucking obsessed with that horse. i would be going rabid, talking EXCLUSIVELY about them. i would be physically unable to think about anything but that horse specifically i would ADORE that creature. they would hands down be the Most Loved Baby on this planet.
#LIKE#if you’re gonna have a horse.#love them to the CORE#they’re incredibly complex chronic toddlers and they do so much for you !!!!!#love them !!!!#cherish them !!!!!!#tell them you love them daily !!!!#kiss them on the nose give them hugs#spoil them w treats !!!!!!!#being meh makes no sense to me smh#how can you be meh about a giant warm fuzzy toddler that is literally a fundamental building block of our society !!!WHO ALSO LOVES YOU !!!#i am this way about All Horses who have been cursed w meeting me#( an autistic person who has unfortunately been violently obsessed w them since the ripe age of 5 )#and i don’t even own them.
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i hope every person who makes fun of food allergies has a warm pillow on both sides and has wet socks forever and ever. I hope they have a paper cut and then get lemon juice on it.
#“peanut allergies aren't real lmfaoooo” I'm going to shoot you with a bean bag gun#I see a lot of fucking jokes about people with peanut allergies and it just pisses me the hell off#like hi I'm the person with the peanut allergy here#did you know that i have done 8 years worth of desensitization#and taken medication daily then weekly for the same amount of time#just so I could live my life being able to eat more foods#and not be scared of death#and that I still have more common food allergies that can also kill me#and wherever I go I have to hope that there's something safe to eat and that the kitchen staff won't cross contaminate things#or when I can't eat food at school sometimes bc the only meal they have has shellfish and the alternative has been contaminated within#five minutes of the lunch line being open#and I have to skip lunch#this is such a random rant out of nowhere but I just saw a post about#people ignoring food restrictions/allergies/etc and it just reminded me of my own issues#thank god I haven't had problems since I was a toddler bc of how vigilant my family and I have been#I used to tell people on Halloween when I was little I had nut allergies#instead of saying trick or treat#yeah#sharkz rambles in the tags#lots of tags to read rip#I could a made this a separate post but whatevs#food allergies#rant
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Are you seeing what i’m seeing? (yes i’m rewatching AGAIN) but like… i missed this every time. (Episode 4 Season 1- UA tryouts)
DID KATSUKI GIVE HIM HIS BELT 😭♥️ that’s the same fucking belt the EXACT SAME WTF 😭♥️🥰��❤️🔥
#seriously throwing up wtf#bakudeku#bkdk#bkdk bakudeku#mha#hero costumes#this is so cute#i’m dying#bnha bakugo katsuki#kacchan has been izuku’s thing since they were toddlers#i love them
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I need to have a real, in person, deep conversation about anything and everything, I need to laugh with someone and share ideas and opinions and thoughts and and and…. 🫠🫠🫠
#I feel like it’s been so long since I’ve really just talked to someone and spent time with someone#I miss yapping for hours on end about nothing and everything#and I miss listening to what someone has to say#and listening to them share about themselves#I miss connection#mine#text post#blegghhh feeling a type of way tonight#🫠🫠🫠🫠#I just need connection born out of curiosity and wanting to know someone#in a very very platonic way#I talk to my dog and to toddlers at work more than I talk to people my age 🙃🙃🙃
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