#hehe…. I was right… you are all FREAKS 😈😈😈

[thepunkmuppet]

and if I said bobby x crowley is toxic old man yaoi, then what.

[7ndipity]

Just found your blog and LOVE your bts headcanons so much… after having watched Are You Sure?!, I need all your NSFW headcanons for OT7 as your boyfriend… please please please 🔥

Random NSFW Headcanons

Ot7 x Reader

Summary: Random spicy headcanons about the members

Warnings: 18+ mdni, smut, unprotected sex(don’t do this), breeding kinks, mentions of edging, oral(m. & f. receiving), bondage, sensory deprivation, dom/sub dynamics, somnophilia, voyeurism, idk there’s a bunch of stuff lol

A/N: You want my hcs? I’ll give ‘em, hehehe😈 Hope you like them!

Masterlist

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Jin:

Okay, I’m gonna make some of y’all real happy by saying, although I still think he’s mostly switch/sub leaning, he does have a dom streak in him. Like as much as he loves letting you lead him like a puppy on a leash(sometimes literally), nothing quite gets him off the same as taking control and pounding into you until you’re his empty headed baby, only able to whimper is his name.

He’s also a big fan of sensory deprivation, both giving and receiving. Blindfolds, handcuffs, etc. He loves the heightened sensitivity that they create, turning even the lightest touches insanely intense.

Has a major thing for cumming in you that it’s bordering on a breeding kink. Like tell him that you want him to cum in you, and he’ll propose on the spot💍

Yoongi:

He’s definitely into bondage and shibari(he’s been tied up/handcuffed wayy too many times in music videos to not be, lol) tho it would take a bit of coaxing to get him to admit it. There’s just something about trying out different knots and restraint styles, both on him and you, that intrigues and excites him.

Lowkey into angry sex, but not when he’s angry with you. It’s more those days when he comes home frustrated from the studio and he just wants to scream, so he makes it his mission to make you scream instead, hehe.

Has recorded himself getting off for you and thought about sneaking it into the background sounds of one of his Agust D tracks(might have actually done it, but he won’t admit it bc he’s a menace and likes to fuck with your head, so you’re just sat listening to every little detail on his demos, lol)

Hobi:

This boy is a certifiable freak, you cannot convince me otherwise. Like except for a relatively small list of hard no’s, he’s open to playing around and testing out pretty much any sort of kink/scenario that you might be interested in.

Lowkey very into the idea of watching you fuck one of his friends rapline whats up?, guiding them on just how to touch you, watching the way your face scrunches up in pleasure, just to turn around and fuck you into oblivion afterwards.

Man adores having his head between your thighs and actively begs you to ride his face. And don’t even think of arguing that you’re too heavy or whatever, bc he’ll spend the next hour worshiping your body and showering you with so much praise that you won’t be able to think, let alone remember any of your insecurities🫠

Namjoon:

Although we’ve established he’s definitely more of a daddy dom, he definitely has a weakness for you taking the lead or being on top(“pro rider, hohohoho rider” I had to, I'm sorry). Something about him being under you, watching the way your body moves on top of his, feeling the way you take him so perfectly, just makes his brain go hazy🤤

Idk if he’s fully aware that it’s a kink/thing, but he’s definitely into temperature play. Ice cubes, hot wax, even just blowing cool air over his skin makes him tingly in all the right ways. 

He loves to tease you at the worst moments. Like you could be on phone with a friend or whoever, and he’ll let his hands start to ghost along your arms, down your sides, across your chest, between your thighs… seeing just how long it takes before your voice and focus start to waver, quickly hanging up and giving him your full attention

Jimin:

*cough*ropebunny*cough* Sorry, what?

No but fr, he loves being tied up in different pretty styles of shibari, but he treats it like an art form, with different silk ropes and ribbons. He wants to feel pretty and treasured, caressed with soft voices and sweet words, regardless of if you’re teasing and edging him to tears.

Lowkey into semi-public sex, teasing you at dinner with his friends with his hand creeping along your thigh under the table till you’re squirming and begging him to find an excuse for you both to be excused for a minute. Dude will fully have you shaking and seeing stars and then walk out of the bathroom like nothing happened.

Definitely the biggest fan of aftercare out of all the members, like he treats it as more of a sensual spa night for the two of you; candlelit baths together, gentle massages to work out any tense muscles, cuddling in bed that might turn into cockwarming or a very sleepy round two... 

Taehyung:

Definitely into taking photos of the two of you, both on his phone and on his retro film cameras. Man turned his guest room into his own studio/darkroom and learned how to develop film by himself so that no one else but you would see his artwork.

Loses his goddamn mind every time you go down on him. Like if you ever wanna make his mind go completely blank, all you have to do is let him feel your warm, wet mouth close around his length, and he’s absolute putty in your hands.

Feel like he’s very into lingerie, both for you and himself. He loves feeling like a pretty present for you to open and play with, and vice versa. You literally came home on your birthday to him waiting for you in some pretty little silk number with a bow on his head as your gift.

Jungkook:

Although I’ve said before he’s a dom leaning switch, when he subs, he lets go completely. He loves letting his mind shut off and being at your mercy, letting you take control and turning him into a needy whining mess. 

For the similar reason, he has a major dumbifacation kink, both giving and receiving. He loves the idea of being fucked to the point that your mind goes completely blank and all you can think and focus on is how you make each other feel.

Definitely has a thing for somnophilia, again both giving and receiving. The thought of touching and teasing each other, your bodies reacting purely out of instinct, seeing how long it takes for you to wake up so that you can fuck each other properly, the whole thing makes him crazy. His favorite way to wake up, 5 stars, highly recommend🤭

Taglist: @sopebubbles-replies @btsw1fe @this-must-be-my-tardis @whitefoxgirl @bethanysnow @coffeedepressionsoup @feminympho @classicalelephant @dfqcsqueen @mother2monsters @comingupwithacoolnameishard @bo0ghol @universal-travel-er @k4ngelz

[lowkeychenle]

HELLO MY DEAR I WOULD LIKE TO MAKE A REQUEST PLEASE 🌹 thought abt this classic scenario w chenle and immediately thought of ur writing hehe so like.... a fic where y'all go to your parents' house to visit and you stay the night and chenle's been eyeing you all day and now ofc he's horny as hell and the cliche of fucking when ur parents are right next door and trying not to be heard commences 😈 bonus points when ur jokingly trying to put up a front of "noooo its so wrong" but chenle knowsss you'll fold eventually and melt bc of his kisses and be putty in his hands.... also when his dirty talk is all like "i knew u wanted this" and how ur so dirty for seducing him and doing this when ur parents are right in the next room and can hear u and he has to put his hand over ur mouth to cover the noise (when its literally his fault like 🤨) anyways i know you'll come out w something amazing as always so thank you in advance my love 💓

- mari

oh my god hello this took me thirty freaking years I'm SOOOO sorry but I'm here and I tried to write this so plzzzz let me know if this is awful :D (plz I wrote this in like an hour last night i haven't written chenle smut in so long i was going through withdrawals)

Description: You and Chenle visit your family, and things get frisky idk y'all lol this was a request :D

Genre: Smut *MDNI*

Word Count: 2,165

Pairing: Zhong Chenle x Reader

Content Warnings: Chenle says pretty girl, slut, mentions of the possibility of being caught by parents, orgasm denial, a mirror is involved, teasing, yk the drill LOL it's all here yay

Juliet's Masterlist | thoughts are appreciated loll

smut below the cut!

All you wanted to do was have a seamless visit with your parents. You and Chenle were going to stay there for the weekend since you hadn’t seen your family in a while, so you figured your boyfriend would be on his best behavior. Oh, how wrong you were.

It started off simple—quick smacks on your ass, resting his warm hand on your thigh while his thumb rubs your skin. You refuse to give him the satisfaction of knowing his attempts to turn you on are working, so you opt to ignore him completely.

It doesn’t work. He pushes and pushes your limits until you have to swat him away from you. Your last straw was when his touch trailed over to your inner thigh, up, up, up until his fingertips brushed your clothed core. You jolted so hard, you startled your parents at the dinner table. Chenle, of course, thought it was hilarious. He’d been wanting you bad all day, and it wasn’t his fault you wore a skirt.

What’s worse, is that when he was preparing to finger you under the table, he held a steady and respectful conversation with your dad. As much as you hate to admit it, the two sides of Chenle on display for you drove you crazy.

Your father leaves the table to answer an important call, and your mom chooses then to get up and grab the desert.

“C’mon, babe,” Chenle murmurs, tapping your leg. “Let me make you feel good.”

“Are you crazy? We’re with my parents, Chenle.”

He hums, dropping his head on your shoulder to easily press his lips to your neck. “I know you. You want me.”

“(Y/N), can you help me?” your mom calls from the kitchen.

“Coming!” you yell, quickly pulling yourself from Chenle and glaring at him the whole way out of the room.

You hate how right he is—how damp your panties are at the thought of him taking you here when your parents might hear. It should repulse you, but instead, you feel your entire body heat up at the thought.

Desert drags, and Chenle rubs the top of your leg where it meets your hip, back and forth while you squirm at the contact. If your parents notice how erratic you’ve become, they don’t mention it.

“Mom, did you, um, did you need any help cleaning up?”

“Oh, honey, that’s okay.” Your mother waves you off. “It’s getting late. You two have been traveling all day, we’ll get this and you get some rest.”

Chenle doesn’t even hide the smug look on his face when he intertwines your fingers together. “Thanks, I am exhausted.”

Bullshit. He wants to get you alone as soon as possible.

Next thing you know, you’re leading him upstairs to get him undressed. Although, you didn’t expect for it to lead you to your current predicament.

Chenle’s slender fingers slide into you easily with how wet you are. After teasing you all day, he’s got you dripping down onto the sheets. He moves slowly, staring at you smugly with his other hand covering your mouth. Your eyes roll back, and you fist the sheets as if that’ll stop the overwhelming need.

The walls of your childhood bedroom close in on you like yours close in around Chenle’s fingers, and everything starts to spin. He reaches deep inside, curling to find your spot. With his palm firm on your lips, your moan doesn’t make it past his skin. He chuckles, leaning close to your ear without messing with his pace.

“See, pretty girl? I knew you wanted it. Can’t stay off my cock even with your parents down the hall, huh?”

You mutter incoherently in your best attempt to spur him forward, to get him to fuck you as soon as possible, but it seems his evening of teasing is far from over. He places his thumb on your mouth instead, and you instinctively open up and swirl your tongue around it.

“Little fucking slut,” he tsks. “Can you stay quiet for me while I make you feel good?”

You nod fervently, lifting your hips to match his pace. Desperate to reach your end, you clench the bedspread harder to ground yourself. If you make a sound, you know he won’t continue.

He uses the wetness of your saliva to trail down from your mouth to your collarbone down to your breasts, watching you in a mix of wonder and awe as your nipples harden further beneath his touch. You let out a shaky sigh, but luckily for you, he doesn’t count that against you.

Despite his distraction, his fingers still brush against your spot with every steady thrust, and your mind reels from the pleasure, your orgasm just out of reach. He knows your body like the back of his hand at this point, so he’s well aware of what you need.

As he continues his venture down, the cold air sends chills all over you. He stops at your lower abdomen, rubbing his thumb against your skin.

“Remember,” he whispers. “Keep it down, alright?”

You don’t have time to reassure him before he nudges your clit. Inhaling sharply, you slap your own hand over your mouth.

“No.” He grabs your wrist and pulls your arm away. “Just fucking be good, you brat. Make a noise and you don’t get to cum.”

And he continues his work, rubbing your clit in steady, perfect circles while he pumps his fingers in and out of you. His self-control surprises even you, with the way he hasn’t fucked you yet. The bulge in his boxers strain, and you can practically taste the precum dripping from his tip already. You crave it so fucking badly, you almost forget you’re supposed to be quiet.

When you let out a low curse, the determined look on Chenle’s face turns to stone, and he stops his circles to land a smack on your sensitive bud instead. “Shut the fuck up, slut.”

Your body jerks, tears forming in your eyes, but you nod, so close to the brink it’s like you’re already there. The knot ties in your stomach almost as soon as his thumb is back on your clit, and you sink your teeth into your bottom lip hard.

You’re so close, the warning signs of your orgasm becoming far too real to ignore. Lifting your hips, you’re desperate to match his pace, desperate to cum over and over again solely from his touch.

But just before the band of pleasure snaps, he abruptly removes his touch from you, leaving you to clench around nothing. You want to whine, to cry out for his attention, but you don’t dare when he warned you already.

“Get on the floor,” he tells you.

“The floor?” you ask breathlessly.

“Ass in the air, gonna show you how sluts get fucked when they don’t fucking listen.” He grips your thigh. “Hurry up, we don’t have all night.”

You leap up from your bed, eager to please the man who holds the key to your euphoria. The carpet digs uncomfortably into your knees as you arch your back, putting yourself on display for him. Your bed is much too creaky for anything other than missionary, and sometimes, even that’s enough to cause it to squeak if Chenle has anything to say about it.

His hands squeeze your ass, massaging you while he studies you. A quick smack has you shuddering again. His shuffle to take off the last of the clothing covering him is music to your ears, and you wiggle back against him to try to entice him further.

He grabs a pillow and tosses it to you, and you already know what it’s for. You take it gratefully, but you bite down on it in preparation of what’s to come. The thought of getting caught has wetness leaking down your thighs, and as he rubs his hard cock along your entrance to collect it, you’re already shaking. Being denied an orgasm already has every inch of you craving release. His tip brushes your clit, and you push back with a muffled whine.

“What if I just leave you like this?” he asks, dragging his nails along your back.

You shake your head and repeat over and over, “Please. Please.”

“How disappointed would your parents be if they saw you like this, huh? Just down the hall begging to be fucked like a whore…” He slides his tip in, his breath catching at the sensation.

Your chorus of pleas are muffled by the pillow, but you push yourself back, making him slide another inch inside you. Legs wobbling already, you ignore the burn of the carpet against your knees.

Finally, he gives you some reprieve. As slowly as he can manage, he opens you up with his cock. You whimper, eyes watering as you bury your head in the plush fabric below you, already slick with your saliva.

“You sure you’re ready, baby?” he asks breathlessly, nails digging into your hips. “One sound and we stop, got it?”

You can’t manage a response, not with the way he fills you so completely. Whatever he’s gonna give you, you need it.

The choice to move to the floor makes more sense as he gives you one reassuring squeeze to your waist. He thrusts slowly twice, groaning quietly at the feeling.

And then he really starts. His hips slam into yours, the sound of his skin slapping against yours is obvious and impossible to mask. You can barely breathe while he fucks you, your body jolting and the carpet rubbing against your knees. The pillow is drenched with your spit, and you’re biting down so hard your jaw starts to hurt. He pants behind you, his tip reaching your cervix with every rough thrust.

His cock pulses inside you, like he’s ready to burst at any given second. It’s so overwhelmingly good, tears stream down your face. Next thing you know, he’s wrapping his fingers around your neck and pulling you up until your back is against his chest. He squeezes tight enough to make sure no noises will escape you, but your brain clears long enough to see his motive.

The mirror stands in front of you, displaying your body as Chenle slides in and out of you at a steady pace. He leans forward, tightening his grip on your neck.

“See the mess you made?” He licks the shell of your ear. “You’re taking me so fucking easy right now, slut. Don’t think you’ve earned the right to cum.”

Whatever escapes your lips is muffled gibberish.

“I guess I’ll be nice.” His condescending tone sends a chill down your spine as his hand dips between your legs. All it takes is the slight brush of his fingertips to send you reeling over the edge, your body jerking as your orgasm takes you full-force. He doesn’t stop there, though, applying pressure to your clit and rubbing fast. Your vision blurs as a burst of wetness soaks your thighs.

“Holy fuck,” he groans, breaking his rough facade for the briefest moment while he processes what just happened.

He pulls out of you, much to your protest, and turns you on your back. Propping your legs up on his shoulders, he slides back inside with ease, his own eyes fluttering shut. He leans down and takes your mouth with his, the stretch in your legs almost as delicious as he tastes.

“Need to see that pretty face when I cum.” He nips your ear lobe, rocking his hips hard against yours.

Mind hazy from your orgasm, you stare at him in awe as his face contorts with pleasure with every thrust. When his pace becomes erratic, you know he’s close.

He moans lowly in your ear, pushing himself as deep as possible before he spills his load. Panting, he wastes no time in kissing you sweetly, gently as he releases your legs from their uncomfortable position. He rubs your thigh, humming into your mouth.

“You did so well,” he whispers. “You feeling okay? Was it too much?”

You still can’t speak, so with a smile, you shake your head and place a hand flat on his chest.

He pulls out slowly, a shaky breath escaping his lips as he does. A sheen of sweat covers him, the gentle starlight from the windows illuminating him just enough for you to see. He stands, puts his boxers on, and walks over to grab your towel.

You’re oversensitive, and as he spreads your legs again to clean you up, the rough fabric against your clit makes you jolt.

“I love you.” He kisses your forehead in an attempt to distract you from the mess he made. “You’re so perfect, you know that?”

You weakly smack his shoulder. “You did all of this at my parents’ house?”

He grins, scooping you up to help you onto your bed. “Don’t complain. The wet spot on the ground says you liked it.”

[disaster-j]

okay bestie here you go take your pick (or don't 👀): 👑 😈🔮☣️

(because the royal bucktommie au has a corner in my mind and i will NEVER not go 👀👀👀 at any mention of the labrats OR the demon white au <3)

I had the most fun with yours negl just kept hopping from au to au xD

👑 magical royalty au 

It’s hard for them both to look the other in the eyes after the things that were done in the library. 

Buck, for one, cannot look at the king’s thick, calloused hands without the heat rising inside him yet again. But he must not let his earlier mistakes recur. The carriage is far too tight a space to hide anything from anyone. 

He doesn’t even have a coat to cover himself up, for heaven’s sake!

Buck catches the king staring at his neck yet again, at the bruises he’d carefully drawn across Buck’s skin. His gaze lingers long enough for Buck to feel the purpling patches tingle under it. 

He shivers, tries not to look directly at his majesty, so as not to imagine up the hunger he’d misinterpreted from the man earlier tonight. 

Without notice, the gaze drops down to his wrist. Or, more correctly, to the cursed iron wrapped around them.

😈 Demon!White (this one is funnier if you read the snippet from this ask first hehe)

White pats himself on the back for his choice in men when Sean sends him the location pin for where they should meet. It’s a place he knows extremely well. Sean must have done his research, asked around to find out what White loved best and now he was gonna give it to him.

10/10 what a date!

He shadow hops his way to the cafe-lined street by the canal that he spends most of his free evenings strolling through and sees Sean is already waiting for him, right in front of the best place in the world. 

There’s a little skip in his step as he makes his way to Sean, ignoring the annoying shrieks that tend to follow him every time he shadow hops to crowded places. Sean is smiling at him as he takes his hand, drops a quick hello kiss on his cheek and-

Pulls him away from the restaurant. What?

“There’s this cute cafe just down the road,” Sean says cheerily as the distance between White and his favourite McDonald’s outlet grows and grows.

A mountain of despair weighs him down as he mourns the McSpicy Chicken he already had his heart set on devouring. But then he catches a glimpse of the nervous smile on Sean’s face and the doom and gloom fades away. 

The cloud chasing them shrinks into nothing before Sean even notices it's there. 

It’s fine. It’s all good. He can always get McDonald’s after the date.

🔮 psychic!Buck

“That was how I knew it worked,” Eddie could have spent a lifetime watching that smile take over Buck’s gorgeous face. “Because after I told you, I started seeing you instead of her. You were talking to your son, slurring really, but I just knew you’d be okay.”

Eddie didn’t remember talking to Christopher that day. He never did get those memories back. But there’s a sense of comfort in knowing that moment is safely buried somewhere in Buck’s incredible mind. A piece of Eddie only Buck will ever truly have. 

No one had wanted any part of him in a long, long time.

 

☣️ Labrats!

“Nope, I’m good,” Black says, pushing the plate of omelette and rice away from him. The fish sauce smell alone makes him feel all weird. 

“Aren’t you hungry?” Yok asks, mouth already so full of rice that some of it flies out and lands grossly onto the table they’re all gathered around. “You haven’t eaten all day.”

And he’s the freak here?

“Correction,” Todd yells from somewhere in the back. “He hasn’t eaten since Tuesday.”

As if summoned by that fucker’s inflammatory words, hia Kumpha appears behind him. 

“Eat your rice.”

“I’m not hungry. I don’t need to eat!”

“Everyone needs to eat!”

“Not me!” he says, “The scientists didn’t feed me all the time and I was fine!”

Everyone stills. He gets the sense that he has, once again, said the wrong thing. Fuck.

(make me write!)

[nightshadelinnette]

Hi~ I'm Ashlin you can call me Liny, Linz, Ash whatever, I go by anything☻️

I'm a typical ESTP so I love to chat and have fun~ hehe

I'm a vampire-freak so of course I'd like all the awesome vampire themed animes out there~😈

Also, I whole heartedly love Seraph of the End

Especially this sucker right here-

P.s I'd love to be friends with ya'll too yuhu~🤗

[reanbowful]

hey hey Rean, can i have a request for teddy with a pretty tall gf reader? (bcs I see how he reacts to tall people like Gerard ;)) ). And she also teases him a lot

I'm fcking inlove with ur works 👺❤️

Ahh this is so cutee! Reminds me of lovely complex (if you dk what that is go watch it rn!!) And thank you sm!! I’m so happy that you enjoy my writings hehe

Also ngl, I react the same way as Teddy whenever I see tall ppl T_T (the dread of short ppl)

if you’re taller than them

(gray, alex, teddy, eugene)

gray yeon / yeon sieun

Honestly, Gray is not that tall to begin with. He’s like 158 cm (or around 5’2).

So I don’t think it would be such a surprising thing if you’re taller than him.

Tbh, I don’t think he would mind it at all. Gray is not really someone who’s super conscious about his height or anything.

In fact, you two would be that cool short boy/tall girl couple.

He might actually even prefer it if you’re taller than him.

If you tease him about it, like for example, you ruffle his hair and pull on his cheek.

Instead of getting annoyed, Gray would get shyy. And it would be the cutest thing ever.

He would try to pass it off as annoyance, but the redness on his cheeks tells you otherwise.

He will get back at you though.

I can totally see him pulling off that, ‘Hey you have something on you, come here.’ and when you bend down, he’ll give you a peck on the cheek.

Oh and how he will be smirking to himself once he saw how flustered you became.

Payback successful 😈

alex go / go hyuntak

Hm. I feel like Alex wouldn’t really mind that much either.

He would be super impressed with your height though. He’s 173 cm or 5’8, that’s already pretty damn tall for a girl. If you’re even taller than that, that’s quite something.

Alex would make sure to make use of your height for every single purpose that he can.

“Babe, can you get that for me? Yeah, that one at the top shelf.”

“Babe? The AC’s rattling, can you check it for me?”

“Babe, we need to clean the top of the cupboard. Can you help me with it?”

Of course, if you get mad at him for always asking you to do stuff for him, he will laugh and tone it down.

Just to impress you, he will bring a freaking ladder to get you books at the tallest shelves.

“Wasn’t I so cool just now?”

Just smile and nod :)

He also enjoys those moments when you guys are at a public transportation and he can just lean against you since you’re so tall.

He also like being hugged by you. He likes the feeling of your chin on his head, and the sound of your heartbeat right by his ear.

teddy jin / jin taeoh

Teddy! Oh boy. He would be a total wreck.

When he saw how tall you were, he would just outright REFUSE to stand next or anywhere in close proximity to you.

If you show him a sad face, he will immediately feel bad. Swallowing his pride, he would walk to approach you.

“Hey.. um. Look, I don’t really mean that-“

Then you will go and put him in a headlock, ruffling his hair.

“AHAHAHA I was just kidding!”

You betrayed him.

Once you let him go, he will stomp away immediately. Face flushed and a series of curses muttered under his breath.

He wouldn’t show his face for a couple days after, you actually thought you angered him for real. But then he came to see you.

You were walking home from school when you saw a certain blonde crouched on top of a wall near your neighbourhood. (he’s just like a cat fr)

“Hey lamppost! I don’t appreciate what you did to me last time. I was caught off guard.”

You looked up at him in amusement when he jumped down, dusting off his pants.

“I’ll consider us even if you come with me to a nice pizza place I reserved.”

You crossed your arms. Smiling deviously.

“Alright, let’s go.”

“Hm? HEY WAIT! NOT LIKE THIS DAMMIT!”

You walked over to the pizza place with a trashing Teddy on your arms. Yea. You carried him all the way there like the sadist you are.

Expect to not see him again for at least a week after that. Give him time. He needs it to recover.

eugene gale / seo juntae

Ahh Eugene would be the absolute sweetest.

When he saw you for the first time, he will be mildly shocked to see just how tall you are.

But after that, Eugene would be the best boyfriend ever.

He wouldn’t care if you’re taller than him or if you’re shorter. He just.. likes you.

He would be such a supportive and caring boyfriend.

You were at the mall to look for shoes to go to your cousin’s wedding and saw a cute pair of heels. You tried them on and they look so perfect to go with the dress you have at home.

But, then you remembered Eugene. You were already taller than him, so wearing heels would only accentuate on your height difference. What would the family say?

“Ah! Y/N, those heels look so good on you! You should get them!”

“But, Eugene.. I’ll be so much more taller than you if I wear them.”

Eugene would be so confused honestly. It’s your shoes and how it makes you look good. Feel good about yourself. Why should you be concerned about him when you’re the one wearing those shoes.

“Don’t mind me! I think you look very pretty wearing them!”

We love a secure man✊

He will end up convincing you to just buy the heels and wear it for the wedding.

Throughout the entire night, he made sure to compliment you and let you know just how perfect you look.

If not in the eyes of others, at least you are to him.

[lipglossanon]

HIII i hope ur day is going well😇 i hv been having sum thoughts (fluffy and smutty..) abt stepbro!leon that i wanted to share with u if that’s alright 🤭

okay so first, last night i was watching love & death since it just came out, and it just got me thinking abt reader watching a movie alone and leon walks into her room and decides to join her, (maybe the parents r on their own lil date so leon and reader hv the house to themselves) and they’re just cuddling watching the movie and it’s just overall very sweet, throwing little comments here and there to each other abt the movie, maybe a little make out session occasionally when the movie is going a little slow🤭 but it’s just a very sweet moment between them and reader kinda throws out a comment like “why are you being so nice right now?” GAHAHA and leon just kinda stares at her like😐 “do you want me to be mean?” LOL i think that even tho the smut is *amazing*, it’s just very nice to think abt some fluffy moments between these characters also teehee

okay now onto the filth😈

this came up in my head like a night or two ago and it’s lowkey a request if ur into it as well, but imagine fucking stepbro!leon (and their lil “rendezvous” has already been established if u catch my drift) in his car in an empty parking lot late at night after spending the entire day together on a forced bonding session or smth, and the tension has just been building all day, the windows are fogging up with steam, phones going off from all the texts from their parents asking where they r but they just don’t care and r ignoring the dings/vibrates🫣

OK LAST ONE this one is simple. sex tape with stepbro!leon OR EVEN CORRUPT COP LEON. that’s it, that’s the tweet. esp with corrupt cop leon, it cld be smth that they both can use to hold them over when leon has to work those long night shifts :((

HEHE okay that’s it i hope u enjoy these😇

-🪷

It will always and forever be alright to share stepbro Leon thoughts 😎 👍

Awww that is so sweet!! I’m over here giggling and twirling my hair 🤭 oh my gosh, yes!! he’d pick on her so much after she asked why he was being nice 😝 but like in a cute teasing way 🥰

And anon we are sharing a moment here because I have been brainstorming car sex with stepbro Leon for a few days now 😩 so I’ll make sure to implement your freaking big brain energy when I go to write it 💜 💜 ugh sexy tensions and steamy windows and just 🤤 🤤 love the way you think anon 😍

Sex tape?! Oooh 👀 👀 both options have some tantalizing situations. I’ll have to see what creative juices flow with that idea 😜

I love them anon, I want to send many relaxing thoughts to your beautiful brain 😘 please don’t be afraid to send more!! 💜 💜

[chimi-cheese-fries]

Sorry for the random tags but bear with me and this post right here 😈

I really like your writing and I’m happy we’re moots but I hope we interact more :3 - @kajibunny @stunie @fushigurioo @nyarumie

You’re kinda crazy, but that makes 2 of us I guess. Jk I like your energy - @meowkages

ATES (sisters) - @i-am-so-strange @suosteacup

My moots that gimme motivation to write. You give me butterflies frfr - @shidousprincess @genshiningg @tanuki-tanuki

GIRLFRIEND FC ❤️❤️❤️ (I’m too lazy to tag everyone but just know I love u all) but @nikomelo was my first gf fc friend hehe

And of course, my freaks - @lumiambrose @someprettyname

I can’t mention all my moots but as long as we’re moots then I still lob u 🥰 js decided to do this because why not (dagdag langit points /j)

It’s chimi btw. I’m not some random person I swear 😕

reblog if u <3 ur moots

[sleepysnk]

itachi + you better watch your fucking mouth

Pls <3

a/n: HEHE I HAD SO MUCH FUN WITH THIS 😈😈 thank you for requesting and i hope you enjoy! 😩

pairings: itachi uchiha x fem!reader

warnings: nsfw, smut, modern au, jealous sex (?), angry sex, dom!itachi, slight degrading, some choking, edging.

Jealousy, Jealousy ft. Itachi Uchiha

Being with Itachi for as long as you have, you’ve never seen him get angry or upset with you. He’s always been a calm lover, and that’s something you definitely admired about him.

Compared to other men you’ve been with, he’s been the one who hasn’t had a temper. He was never the type to get jealous or angry with you over anything. Which was somewhat of a relief, considering many guys beforehand would freak the fuck out if a guy even looked in your direction.

That’s why you didn’t expect the scene before you to ever occur.

You were beneath your boyfriend with his cock buried inside of your pussy. His thrusts were relentless, rough, and they left you needing more and more of him.

“Itachi! It feels so good!” you cried, digging your nails into his shoulder blade.

He stared down at you with dark eyes. “That’s right.. yell my fucking name like the dirty slut you are,” he groaned, placing his hand around the base of your throat.

Part of you was shocked to ever see this side of your boyfriend. Though, another side of you suspected that you should have seen this coming instead of acting shocked.

It all started earlier that afternoon. You and Itachi had gone out to the mall for a little shopping date, since you had mentioned a couple days prior that you wanted to go out and get some new clothes for yourself. Of course, Itachi was all in, and the two of you decided to go out today.

When you walked into the store, you felt these pairs of eyes watching you as you made your way around with your boyfriend behind you.

This guy had eventually approached you when he caught you by yourself. He was around your age, and he was extremely flirty and friendly with you. He even reached out to touch your cheek which took you by surprise. He mentioned that his name was Kakashi, and he even offered to give you his number.

You tried to play it off as him just being friendly, but before you could say anything else; Itachi stepped in to stop the guy.

You assumed that’d be the end of the situation, but you noticed the way Itachi was gripping your hand a little tighter inside the stores you went to. Another thing that caught your eye was the way he didn’t speak to you on the way home. Instead, he kept an iron grip on the wheel, and ignored every attempt you tried to make to speak with him.

Once the two of you got home, Itachi dragged you into the bedroom where you two were now.

You hadn’t expected his kisses to become so rough, or the way his hands had ripped your clothes off once he had you on the mattress. He was so determined to take the jealousy he had out on you.

The tip of his cock kissed at your cervix, causing you to gasp and reach for his shoulders. God, you felt so amazing like this.

Your orgasm was slowly building inside of your belly. It was so close, and all you needed was a few more thrusts before that euphoric moment hit you. Itachi seemed close as well, his cock was twitching inside of you, and he was starting to let out small grunts.

“Fuck! Itachi.. I’m so close!” you moaned, throwing your head back.

A smirk formed on his face at the understanding you were close to reaching your high.

He suddenly paused in his movements, causing your orgasm to slowly slip out of your grasp. It made frustration and annoyance bubble inside of you. Why the fuck would he be doing this right now? Itachi was never the type to tease you like this.

“Itachi.. please, please, let me cum!” you whimpered, squirming around to feel something.

Itachi ran his hand along your skin. “I don’t think you should cum just yet for the way you’ve been acting..” he replied, narrowing his eyes at you.

Your eyebrows knitted together at that. You weren’t acting up at all, and his stupid reasoning for not letting you cum was beginning to make you angry with him.

“Were you jealous, Itachi? Is that why you’re stopping me from cumming?” you asked, cocking your head to the side.

He remained quiet, which was amusing to you. He was most likely jealous over that guy who was hitting on you at the mall. It made this all the more entertaining for you.

“Are you jealous that he could fuck me better than you?”

This sudden rage filled inside of Itachi at the sound of those words. His fingers wrapped tightly around your throat. He leaned down towards your ear before speaking.

“You better watch your fucking mouth,” he said, “You know all too well that I can fuck you so much better than anybody else can.”

His deep voice by your ear made your walls clench around his cock. He could make you cum just by dirty talking, and fuck was it hot.

Without warning, he began to thrust inside of you again at a quick pace. His hand still remained around your throat. This time he looked even more angrier than before, and there was this look in his eyes that screamed he wasn’t going to stop.

“Why so quiet now, hm? Is someone upset they got put into their place?” he asked, smirking.

You let out a cry of pleasure when his cock hit your g-spot. “Fuck! Itachi.. put me in my place,” you whined, looking into his eyes.

Itachi chuckled, “As you wish.. but don’t be shocked when you can’t stand tomorrow morning.”

[thisfanisgonesorry]

Omg that medic wedding fic was so mf CUTE🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 do u think we can get a wedding night one?

i was lowkey hoping youd ask for a wedding night one lolz but yeah pls enjoy anon ily <3 (also sorry it took me so long i was trying to figure out christmas presents — so merry christmas from me 2 u anon!)

cw // passionate (and rough) love making !! honeymoon sex ftw, hes so turned on over the fact he can call u his wife like oh my goddd, some cute continued dialogue from pt 1 that might make a bitch cry 😈, pure fluff with a wee bit of angst hehe. some reference to in game lore (scout having a camera for a weapon).

<3 “Danke, meine Frau.” He said for the hundredth time tonight as I opened our front door and shut it behind us. His hands full of things, as he looked for a place to set some things down. His suit jacket and my wedding dress were thrown over the couch, items were falling out of Ludwigs arms and he refused to let me help while a container filled with wedding cake laid balancing on top of it all. I slowly picked up the dropped items after him and placed them on our kitchen bench, as he placed everything on the large island. He took a small piece of the wedding cake and opened Archimedes’ cage, placing it in his food bowl before putting the rest in the fridge. “You need to relax a little.” I said, pulling him away from the pile of things he was trying to organise. “It’s our wedding night, I’m not letting you spend it by being a neat freak.” “But first—” He said, cutting himself off by placing a quick kiss on my lips as he squeezed past me from the kitchen into the living room, he grabbed his suit jacket and my wedding dress, and folding them neatly and putting them where he’d remember to send them to the dry cleaners to get boxed. “Let me just finish up, liebling.” He smiled, as he walked back towards me and placed a quick kiss on my forehead. “We’ll do it tomorrow.” I said, grabbing his tie to pull his face closer to mine before he could walk away. “It’s the start of our honeymoon. You have 2 weeks off work, it’s time for you to relax and do your husbandly duties.” “Ja, after we clean, we can relax without needing to do chores.” He said blanky, ignoring the memo entirely and pulled out of the loose grip to continue moving our things around. He picked up the bottle of champagne signed by Miss Pauling and Mr DeGroot and tried to place it somewhere before I pulled it out of his hands, he immediately went to pick up the picture book (that Scout was somehow in charge of) before I also pulled it out of his hand. “Ludwig.” I said sternly, staring at him as he picked up yet another item. “Mrs Ludwig?” He responded sweetly. I placed the items back down and sighed, his stubbornness winning once again. “C’mon, love.” I frowned, guilting him into stopping his actions, “Let’s go to bed, we’ll do it tomorrow.” He sighed, I understood his way of thinking, if we got it done now, we don’t need to do it later, and it’s easier in the long run but it’s already been a long day. He’s so wrapped up in making everything perfect, the idiot is just too sweet for his own good. “Let’s just go to bed, okay?” I repeated, and then it dawned on him what I really meant, having an audible ‘ahh, right, that’s what you meant by husbandly duties’ moment, he started picking up the pace as he walked towards the bedroom behind me. Once we reached the bedroom, he closed the door behind him and walked us to the edge of the bed, making me sit as he stood above me, leaning down to kiss me as he reached behind me to unzip my dress while my fingers reached to unbutton his shirt. I pulled away from the kiss to pull off his shirt completely, as well as slip out of the dress. The dress stayed pooled at the foot of the bed while his shirt and tie got thrown onto it. Noticing the shirt had a familiar tag, I furrowed my eyebrows at him. He did NOT wear his uniform shirt to our wedding. “Is that your uniform shirt?” “Apologies, meine frau, but it’s a comfortable shirt.” He tried to keep a straight face as he apologised but I could tell he thought it was hilarious, I sat there in shock, open mouthed as he tried not to laugh. Admittedly, it was a bit funny. He smiled to himself before speaking, “I could think of a better way to use that mouth.” His hand trailed my jaw and he kissed me strongly, pressing our bodies together as he continued to tower over me. He hummed softly as he ran his hands up and down my skin, before reaching behind, hands on my back and pulling me closer into the kiss. It was intimate; sweet. The act of someone sitting bare in front of someone you love, and for them to only want to display their affection, ignoring any trace of

lust. He pressed deeper into the kiss as we moved in sync as his hands reached to unclasp the bra, pulling it off without breaking the kiss and his hands lowering down to my hips, fiddling with the band of my underwear. He eventually pulled away, with slight gasps for air as he admired the way I sat in front of him. His large hands ran up from my hips to my breasts as he began to massage them gently, sighing at the red marks the tight bra had left, his head burying into the crook of my neck again, leaving small, wet kisses as he continued massaging. I moaned softly into his ear, causing him to groan in response. “Mhm, need you.” He spoke desperately, “meine frau, want you so bad.” I hummed in response, my fingers tracing down to his trousers, fiddling with the button and zip before pulling them just far enough down for access. His face stayed buried into my neck as I tried to lower his pants as far as I could, Ludwig too busy kissing and nipping at my skin to step out and remove them. “I want you too, love.” I pleaded with him, trying to get his hardened dick out of his tented underwear but struggling with shaking hands, which pulled him out of his trance as he leant away from my neck and kicked off his pants, they fell to the floor as he began to move us up the bed. I sat leant against the pillows as his arms tried to lay me down as he leant over me with a hard kiss, my hands snaked their way underneath his arms and clung onto his back, I tried pulling him closer to me but his strength kept him in place. “Gottverdammt, meine frau, wanna fuck you so bad, wanted to all day.” My wife, he hadn’t stopped saying it since the ‘I do’s’, and now it made sense. “I want you to fuck me, please, I want my husband to make me feel good.” My words fell from my mouth like stones and it almost turned him feral, I could hear a groan escape his lips as he tried to hold himself back. I could see the guilty look on his face as he positioned us, there was little to no preparation (though we didn’t need it); he loves taking his time but all he wants right now is to take me, as his wife. With an angry grumble, he pulled away from my neck and aligned himself before entering with one swift thrust, bottoming out immediately and earning long moans from the both of us. He sat at a leisurely pace as he stayed towered above me, his perfectly straight teeth forming a lop-sided, love-struck, dumb smile. The pace was sweet, but not enough to get either of us off, it was for the intimacy of it. “Is this how you fuck your wife? If so, might need a better husband.” He groaned with furrowed eyebrows, rolling his neck as he restrained himself yet again, though, began picking up the pace, eliciting soft moans from me as he tried to control his jagged breathing. I reached to my surroundings with one hand while still keeping a tight grip on his shoulder. My hands grabbed Ludwigs loosened tie and threw it over his head before tightening it again, pulling him closer like a leash while grinding against him desperately. Whines escaped my lips as he slowly but surely began moving faster and harder while keeping it passionate. With a gentle tug on the tie, he gripped the sides of my hips hitting just the right spot as he began to thumb my clit “C’mon, liebling.” He beckoned sweetly, his actions becoming harsher and more desperate. I could tell by his actions he was nowhere near close; just desperate for my own pleasure. He began thrusting deeper into me, a gasp leaving my throat as he did so. My hands fell from his tie and shoulder onto the sides of his arms as I gripped tightly, trying to hold onto my surroundings. His movements somehow felt concisely pre-thought while also feeling spontaneous, as if he’d memorised all the perfect spots, nooks, crannies. He began to slow, making me whine. His thrusting pattern changed completely as his finger began rubbing my clit harder. Once his thrust was all the way inside, as deep as he could go, he began to grind his hips into mine, poking at the utmost deepest part of my insides. He leant forward and wrapped

his arms around my back, lifting me up and changing our positions; he still sat on the bed with his knees spread, my legs still by his hips as he angled me upright enough to be sitting directly on top of him as he stayed as deep as he could; the change of position had me groan at the sudden fullness and new depth. His head dipped into my neck once again as he placed soft kisses on my throat and neck, enjoying the warmth around him as I desperately clung to him and tried grinding down on him. His hands returned to my hip and began to alter between rocking me against him and moving me up and down on him like a personal fleshlight. My head falling back and eyes rolling out of my skull as he nose-exhaled into my skin. My nails dug into his flesh, feeling the urge to just drag them down his spine and mark him, I restrained. Like a mind-reader; he began thrusting even harder, letting out a loud scream of his name. My fingers dragged themselves down past his shoulder blades before the strength in my hands went limp. He hissed a moan at the feeling and began rambling, switching between German and English about the pain feeling good, his stomach muscles tensing and untensing against my clit as he got used to the stinging. “Feels so, so good.” I spoke between pants and gasps, desperately needing to hold onto something, gripping onto his tie once again as the other laced its way into his hair. “I wanna cum, please, Ludwig, ‘m so close.” He nodded with a shaky breath, letting me know he’s close too, unable to process english words he began rambling in german. “komm für mich, meine frau.” “a-are you gonna cum with me?” I pleaded, trying to keep my eyes open for longer than 3 seconds as we made eye contact that we were both straining to maintain. “Gott, Yes, yes.” He began to chant, his actions turning properly sloppy this time; though he didn’t need to keep it up for long, feeling the build up spill towards the edge. I let out a long high-pitched moan that could pass as a squeal as I tightened around him, aching as he continued to thrust through the shock. My body seized, feeling like explosions before slumping over completely; it was pretty much all it took because the second I stopped clenching around him, he tipped over the edge too. His warm cum spilling inside me with a string of German curses leaving his mouth before he cut himself off with a loud moan, muttering ‘meine frau’ and almost collapsing as well. I loosened the tie once again and pulled it over his head, throwing it god knows where as Ludwig softly laid us onto the bed, keeping our general position as we laid on our sides, arms around each other holding as close as we could, his now softened cock staying still deep within my warmth. He whispered words of praise and general sweet nothings into my ear as he held me close, reminding me just how much he loves me. It was a comfortable quietness until he finally spoke at regular volume. “Thank you.” He said through his tired voice. Something else he’d been saying the entire evening, something I didn’t quite understand. “Why do you keep thanking me?” I nose-exhaled and smiled, furrowing my eyebrows. He only let out a hum, too exhausted to speak. “Love, you’ve been sayin’ it all day. What’s to thank?” He exhaled and loosely stretched, opening his eyes and forcing himself to speak. “You always put up with me. I know I’ve got a hard job.” He spoke, trailing off into mumbles as a more evident frown grew. “I can’t hear you.” “I’ve always expected you to leave me for someone who has more time for you.” He repeated louder, “I didn’t expect you to want to marry me or even go through with the wedding.” I frowned at him softly as his sentence lingered in the air as one of his hands reached up and began stroking my hair softly, he hesitated to find the next few words. “I didn’t expect someone so amazing to come into my life.” His words slurring, tiredness consuming him enough to be unable to speak in coherant words. “I love you, Ludwig. Wouldn’t want anyone else.” He smiled contently, letting out a hum, “I love

you too, meine frau.” He mumbled before softly drifting asleep, myself following quickly behind.

[socialfake]

Hey maybe you can make something like Shawn cheated on you becz you were a chubby and had a lot of insecurities.he cheated on you with a celebrity.after taht break up you had a hard time being dipression not loving yourself.Then at a point of time you gather yourself and end up being a total badass and hot person and famous too then when you met Shawn at a riff off (you can continue) tysm<3

Your Side of The Bed

Shawn Mendes x singer!reader

Warnings: body shaming, implied depression and insecurity, cheating

face claim: luna montana 💕

I wasn‘t sure how to include the riff off in this 🤔 I hope you like this nevertheless ☺️

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yourinstagram studio days >>>>>

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shawnmendes thank you so so much for finally trusting me with your voice baby 🤍 can’t wait to have you on the single!!

yourinstagram it took me long enough 😚

fan1 ewww look at her fat legs 🤮 he cannot be into her like for real

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fan2 she really got the weirdest body shape ever lol

realfan1 wth she���s sitting down and on like a bar stool how is anyone supposed to look normal in that? she is literally so beautiful!! ♥️

fan2 yea okay but she‘s still fat

niallhoran whaaat are you finally recording some tunesssss? 🤩

yourinstagram yeaaaa i did a lil something with my boi 🙈

dualipa omg i gotta visit you in the studio sooon bby 💜

yourinstagram only doing back vocals for now hehe

dualipa kay then shawnmendes will have to keep me company 😌

yourinstagram 🙂🙂🙂

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dualipa what happens in the studio stays in the studio 🔥

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zendaya lol hopefully not! i am ready for some hits 🤓

shawnmendes 🥵🤫

yourinstagram uhm what?? 😅

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yourinstagram 🤡🤡🤡 @ shawnmendes

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yourinstagram sorry for being inactive on my socials for the past couple weeks. certain circumstances had me rolling up in a ball, crying and overthinking but I feel so much better now and i have been able to gain strength from the pain. good times are coming and y‘all better buckle the fuck up

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fan1 omfg she is back!!! and looking so freaking good wow babe 🔥🤩

niallhoran happy to see you on here again :) can‘t wait to see your smile tho 😁

yourinstagram currently getting used to smiling again 😈

fakefan1 oh god life was better when i didn‘t have to see her ugly face on here. sounds like she is working on something tho and judging from her toxic break up with shawn i‘m guessing it‘s gonna be good oof

yourinstagram how can you be so fucking disrespectful and trying to support me at the same time??? get outta here lmao 😩

fan2 I AM CRYING I CANNOT BELIEVE SHES BACK OMGGGG 😭 life finally makes sense again

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yourinstagram smiling because „Your Side of The Bed“ MY FIRST EVER SINGLE WILL BE OUT IN T MINUS 1 MONTH!! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT BESTIES??? 💛

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billieeilish best news everrr!

yourinstagram right??? 🥺

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zendaya u r so hot 🔥

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fan1 OHHHH I CANT FUCKING WAIT!!1!11!!! i am so proud of you bebe 🥺 your first single omg!!

yourinstagram thanks bestie 💛

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yourinstagram 'Cause since you left it's one, two, three

Now he's coming in close to me

I can't sleep, 'cause he's where you're supposed to be and…. Your Side of The Bed“ out in 3 days!!! 💕

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arianagrande you are so gorgeous babe 💕 so excited!!

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fan1 holy moly it‘s happening so soon omg!!1! these pictures have me on edge for the single 🥵

yourinstagram same i‘ve been so jittery these past days lol 💕

niallhoran what happens in the studio stays in the studio goes for photoshoots as well btw

yourinstagram you wanna stay there?? who‘s gonna take his side of the bed then? 😌

fan2 WHAT??? IS??? HAPPENING??? HERE???

yourinstagram wait for the song honey 😈

[merakiui]

I kin you as a combo of 🐙🏹😈. I only know you through your writing but I see...

🐙 the careful way you plan things and pay attention to small details. This reminds me of Azul!

🏹 a certain artistry to your work but with a dark tone. This reminds me of Rook!

😈 and things get a little bit spicy. You can't tell me that Lilla isn't a bit freaky like that.

The highest honor... being kinned as Azul... yes. <3 I’m very detail-oriented! My favorite part about writing is all of the little details, hints, foreshadowing, etc that can be added in. I love the subtlety in minor details and the way that they can come back to bite the characters as the plot thickens. 

Rook makes sense because my username was created with very Rook-esque thinking. That, and I love to treat my stories as if they’re paintings and every little detail helps tie the fic into a neat package. Omg and Lilia!!!! Things do indeed get very spicy on the blog here. I just know he’s a little freak. He’s been alive for so long; he has seen it all. Along with Riddle and Azul, Lilia is one of my fashion inspirations hehe. Lilia for gothic/Victorian lolita style, Riddle for academia style, and Azul for business casual style!! 

Silver and Epel are interesting!! I wonder if our vibes are similar. I’m not very good at falling asleep unless I’m extremely overworked/tired, so I’d love to nap alongside Silver. He has a very calming aura and voice. I’m sure it would put me right to sleep! :D Epel is a nice kin because I think we would get along well. I’d love to race magical wheels with him. >:) Or take part in any competition with him. It would be fun!

AAAA TREY!!! This is so sweet!!! Thank you!! T_T I’m good at baking, so I will bake your favorite pastry for you as thanks. <3 In fact, I will bake many pastries!!

[team-heavenly]

Chapter 10

ayo the pizza here

I guess Dusknoir is a pizza now 😜

I definitely could not keep this to one part unfortunately because there’s a lot going on plot-wise. Click here for Part 2!

It sure is! We’re back from the expedition, rested up, and now we’re as fresh as spring chickens, with no Team Water Meanies in sight. Boy, I sure hope that’s the end of Things Happening for a while-

...Crud.

Clefable is stumped, Andrea argues with Mewtwo over the sentry’s expertise, and then:

Oh you have GOT to be kidding me.

(I’m never gonna get over the character’s saying the wrong name at first btw.)

It’s ACTUALLY GULPIN!!!

Okay no wait a second, I’m legitimately upset about this 😭

A Tragedy in Two Parts:

*Sighs* It was etched into the stars the moment I clicked “Generate.” No use crying over it now.

It’s one thing to lie. It’s another to lie convincingly.

“Didn’t learn a thing about anything” well we learned there’s a forest. And it’s foggy. And that sucks.

He’s going to stay where?

Also I’m sure this will have absolutely no bad consequences at all :)

Well. At least the duplicate Gulpin makes shots like this hilarious. He’s right there!! 🤣

Oh but speaking of Nautical Cottage! The rest of our shops are finally open!

A prehistoric trilobite will take care of any eggs we’re awarded. I haven’t received any yet, but I will post about it if and when I get my first!

Gastly will open our treasure boxes! Kind of fitting for it to be a Ghost, actually.

I actually had a growing pile of treasure boxes, so this was very welcome. Just for funsies, here’s the before and after:

Not a bad haul at all! Also laughing because I have like three Icy Flutes at this point.

I brought my exclusive items to Dodrio, curious to see if there was anything worth bartering for, and-

HELLO?!

I’ve never made a trade so fast in my life! Also idk why Togepi is replaced with Geodude here sdhfgdfdfsjd

Then I went to the cafe real quick to consume my Gummis and-

The abrasive Sneasel is replaced with a freaking Pichu.

On to the jobs. I’m not sure how exactly, but this description finally made the oddities of the Kecleon shop click into place for me. Why could I get a Wonder Gummi for free? Why could I pilfer some Rare Fossils and not get aggro’d for it? Why am I able to just pick up this Golden Mask and walk away?

Because these items aren’t normally offered in shops. I just assumed the “Thief!” script applied to every item taken from a shop without paying. And it does, normally. But it doesn’t cover items not meant for sale! Because why bother?

Hehe, that just means more goodies for me 😈

(This was a few days later but LOL... Buddy, I got some News for you.)

Andrea wanted to learn Helping Hand and I went “Eh, why not? Could be useful sometime.” So I exchanged it for Iron Defense, which hasn’t been super useful so far.

Later that day:

Smh, y’all need to get a life. Just take the L and go.

Sure *hands a shovel* start digging.

Aw, hey little guys! Haven’t seen you in a while.

Just a reminder: these fellas were looking for an item they lost when Drowzee Sandshrew took advantage of them.

Yay!

...Not yay.

I was browsing through my TM’s and noticed I had Octazooka. Line-of-sight range, water-type STAB, decent PP. Quick Attack seemed like a fair trade.

Pro tip: Don’t do this. I ended up regretting it (you’ll see why later). What I should have done was get rid of Helping Hand. Honestly, I’m probably going to the move reminder the moment the opportunity presents itself.

In other news, we’ve been killing it in the rare items department:

I guess these items are worthless since everything is randomized but... hey, it’s a cool keepsake!

Later that night, Tropius delivers the harrowing blow:

Agh. Heart attack narrowly avoided.

o7 Yessir

Oh, I can.

(I also love that the transition here is “I wonder how Bonsly is doing?” / “They told! They told, dammit! F*ck those guys.”)

Actually, if you think about it, he’s known about the Time Gear for negative time. Since the future he comes from hasn’t happened yet? Wibbly wobbly timey whimey stuff.

Team Heavenly has visitors! But they’re not here for a social call...

Hysterical Hospice. Amp Plains... is known as Hysterical Hospice.

Uh, yeah, I’d say so! Like the “Chaw-haw-haw!” at the end wasn’t a dead giveaway.

Kakuna goes on about how the dungeon is filled with electric types and he’s no match for them. First, if that’s the case, then a water/flying duo is screwed lol. Second, I think that’s the least of your problems, buddy. Believe me, I’ve had cocoon Pokémon teammates before, and they don’t even move! It’s a real mood killer.

With that in mind, we naturally answer the call. 

Before we left, a Gummi drink gave me a new IQ Skill: Brick-Tough! This is a very welcome addition. As you can see, now Teresa’s and Andrea’s HP is nearly the same!

Alright, the image limit is fast approaching, so read on in part 2!

[tendous-socks]

EXCUSE THE BAD SPELLING AND GRAMMAR I JUST HAD TO GET THIS OUT CAUSE I CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT THIS

SORRY IF IT MAKES NO SENSE BUT YEAH

MANGA DATES WITH CHIFUYU

MANGA DATES WITH CHIFUYU

IMAGINE THE TROUPE OF YOU BOTH LOOKING FOR THAT NEW MANGA EVERYONES RAVING ABOUT AND YIU FIND IT AND HE SEES YOU FIND AND IT AND ASKS YOU IF HE COULD JUST QUICKLY GET IT, AND YOU REPLY ‘ sure :) ‘ AND

AND

HES LIKE ‘ TYSM :)) ‘ AND GOES TO LOOK AT YOU AND 💥 B A M 💥 he’s blushing 😳😳

CAUSE WAIT WHYRE YOU SO PRETTY EITH A HARM FULL OF BOOKS EASILY COSTING HIS ALLOWANCE AND YOUR OTHER HAND GOIJG TO TUCK A PESKY HAIR BEHIND YOUR EAR

AHHHHH

AH H HH WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK OMG OKG IS THIS THE START OF A ROMANCE ?? IS THIS THE BEGINNING OF HIS FATEF LOVE- WILL HE MEET THE LOML OF THIS VERY DAY AS YOU BOTH REACH FOR THE SAME MANGA???

:00

BRO THIS IS LITERALLY HIM

LIKE HES FREAKING OUT AS HIS EARS ARE BURNING UP AS YOUR FACE SCRUNCHES UP IN CONCENTRATION AS YOU SEARCH FOR A TITLE CAREFUL.

HE WANTS TO ASK IF HE CAN HELP- HE REALLY DOES SO YOU CAN START BEING FRIENDS BUT HE SUDDENLY SEES THAT NO YOU FOUND THEM- THE VOLUMES YOU WERE LOOKING FOR NO😭😭

“ are you okay??”

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING TO HIM???

HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE YOUR KNIGHT

“ o oh yeah i’m fine… i i just need to find a certain thing… “

“oh really? i can help :) i come here all the time so i know… uhm yeah i’ll help you look “ he noticed that you stopped mid sentence as a blush took over your face

STOP- WHY ARE YOU SO PRECIOUS AHHH

AH HHHH H H H

okay okay okay

SO

he asks what you’re looking for, expecting something like a cute rom com like fruit baskets or maybe even a story like nichijou -

hoping you said horimiya so you could both talk about it 😌🤞

“ berserk :) “

“ oh i love that- say what. “

WDYM BERSERK????? BRO THAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF ROM COM 🚨RED 🚨ALERT RED ALERT 🚨

“ oh yeah i’m also looking for.. uh sorry i’m a little embarrassed “

HORIMIYA!

“ pumpkin night… “

he froze.

what-

“ PUMPKIN NIGHT?? REALLY?? HOW-“

you chuckled as you scratched the back of your nape. a smile smile on your lips as you adjusted your haul.

“ yeah i know, gorey right? “

he nodded.

“ i dunno, i thought i’d try romance but it just makes me feel more single than i already am- which i’m surprised you like it.. or are you getting it for your partner??”

“mm? oh uh… yeah mhm yep. “

😀😐😟

CHIFUYU WHAT THE FUCK-

WHEN I SAY THIS MAN IS HAVING A MENTAL BREAK DOWN HES LITERALLY GOING LIKE THIS

HE SEES THE SMILE ON YOUR FACE DROP- NO N ON O NO!!

“ ah i see… anyways uhm, i should go… “ you trailed off as you quickly grabbed a book from the shelf

CHIFUYU YOU BITCH CHASE AFTER THEM!!

“ uh yeah okay… do you wanna get uhm pet?”

“… pet?”

“ i uh- i mean coffe- or whatever you’re into - we can uh talk about manga??” 😐😐 he’s trying okay

you looked him up and down as you noticed his the beads of sweat rolling down his face and his fidgeting. yeah he doesn’t have a lover. that’s what you’re sure of.

😈😈 hehe

“ i would love to!..” YES YES OMFG YES WOOOOO

HE WAS GOIJG CARTWHE

“ but i don’t think your partner would be too fond of us together… talking about… “ you peered at the book he was holding. he could feel your eyes track up his body, almost like a profiler would as you finally met his eyes with a glint of mischief.

“ peach girl. so maybe another time hmm? “

you hummed as you walked away

😀

[the-slasher-files]

Hello! Just wanted to drop by and let you know that your blog gives me LIFE! You are talented and amazing and I am 100% intimidated by you hehe!

Not a request but a little scenario I wanna share. Asa, in a relationship with someone he really does care about, and his s/o dotes on him a lot. But I don't mean it in that way where she fusses over him in an annoying way. More like... She makes his favourite food when he comes from work one time, she sees he needs a new winter jacket, and he finds it on his side of the bed. She doesn't pester him, but she just loves him very much, and takes care of him in a silent kinda way. And look, I write Asa fanfics myself and we all have our little fantasies with the sexy slashers. Mine is that Asa is actually capable of love, and that he could possibly settle down with someone who accepts him fully for who he is (collection and all). I guess o just like the idea of Asa with a spouse who is very attentive but very casual about it. He'd be like "I can take care of myself" and she's just shrugs "I know, but I like doing this"

🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 omgggggggg this is so fucking adorable!!!! I would love this as a fic so much. I often think about it too with him and I think he is capable of love and might want a little traditional "perfect" family but I think he's waaaay too much of a perfectionist to ever let that happen in his life, he's a major control freak and he knows it but I think with the right person it's absolutely possible. It will be hard and he's gonna have to go through a big big learning curve but I do think it could happen. It's such a cute dream I think he would also think about. I love it.... you've given me some ideas 😈

Also thank you!!!!! That means so much to me! And never never feel intimidating by me, especially if you're a writer too! Come dm me, I would love to read your stuff and share it to others. Also I love chatting with everyone 🔪💕

.... and just because I'm curious I'm calling in the new Asa expert, Maddie (@slasherholic) for her opinion on this... could he have an s/o like this? Is bug daddy capable of love??? Lol

[cheolbooluvr]

look wonwoo is just very friend shaped imo and i love that for him? like i would love him as a pal he looks like such a fun guy to chill with and ive always thought he'd be the perfect person to have late night chats with...

hehe i'll do my best! i can unfortunately have a bad attn span with reading things (my to read list... actually straight up my to watch/to read/to play list is horrendously large and will never be defeated 😔) but i wanted to check out your stuff since its always neat to see what other creatives on here are up to! also i had a feeling but i think that definitely also added to it i think! when you are writing for a friend and have that kind of sweet (and a little bit of a 😈) intent by it it does have an impact on the story in a good way! and up to u hehe! what kind of y/ns or mcs in your stories do you tend to go for?

hoshi is a VERY good answer and i commend your fighting taste HAHA. he always seems like he's having a riot when seungkwan is about to dropkick him too, so he does seem very fun to fight!!!! also seungkwan is a lovely person to be like! in general i actually don't know a lot of boo stans so it did make me happy to find out you're one!!!!

and yes 100% hahaha. i would fight minghao and i want it to be an epic battle, like I'm talking we are bound by fate to fight on a rickety bridge that goes from one end of a volcano to another fight. or i guess if it has to be mundane he just looks like he'd be fun to get into a lot of like... fake arguments with you know? mingyu (like if u told me that the tallest, and one of the most conventially attractive guys in seventeen was the butt monkey... I would not have believed u) and hoshi (I pretty much agree with everything you've said) are other options but mainly I am focused on fighting minghao hahaha

ok so another question (or sets of questions, rather) I'm always curious about... how long have you been a carat, what had u tip into caratdom, and... who was ur first bias?

(honestly its inconsistent in general but it is very strange that desktop seems to still have a word limit and u gotta squeeze everything into one paragraph which... tbh makes me a little insane like I tend to be the type to write a lot djdhskdjdhd... which... I am a little apologetic for HAHA)

- 😺 carat anon

yes!! i agree i feel like wonwoo would be a great friend to just hang out w and have deep talks but also just be silly w!! i think he and i would def have been friends post-hs.

ahhh dw and plz don't feel pressured to read anything haha i totally feel you, my list of to read/watch is suuuuuper long as well D: you said "other creatives" so can i ask what kind of creator you are?? you don't have to tell me if that will spoil anything tho!

mmm to answer your question, my mcs tend to be similar to me LOL or like versions of me i wish i was irl (idk if that makes any sense). usually kinda cool, bit of a klutz, that kind of vibe! but now i'm wondering if i should start branching out.... 🤔

i AM a boosadan and a proud one at that 😌 seungkwan is truly the ultimate bestie vibes, i know we would get along so well if we ever met bc we're so similar in so many ways!

omg fighting minghao over a volcano :o you're insane!! but awesome!! that sounds so freaking epic plz lemme just watch from a helicopter!! also mingyu a butt monkey sdtcvjjdswtkl LOL that's so funny plz 🤧

i actually only became a carat last year on left and right day (june 22?) what's funny is that my friend started stanning svt the same time i started stanning sf9 last march, so she would send me pics of dk and i was like aight cool i'm only gonna stan sf9 okay. but then she kept spamming me content and told me to watch svt play mafia (don't lie 1) and so i put it off. eventually i got around to it, and then just started watching gose in the bg until i realized it was FUNNY (omg who would have guessed). also somewhere before that, i learned all the members for her lol!!

my first bias was actually seungkwan! and it was in boo's past life destiny that i decided he was the one for me. but my bias wreckers have changed and been so volatile that i made a bias tracker for that asfdfgjkikl

what abt you? who was your first bias vs now? bias wreckers? how long have you been a carat? :o