#It could... be terrible..... for me and for everyone.......... AHHHHHH

[revenantghost]

Oh god, fic posting day is tomorrow and I'm terrified, someone pls send hugs 3:

[cbsghostsmetasandtrevor]

Season 3x8 Episode Live Reaction

So, apparently there's a Content Warning for this episode?

WHAT?

Anyway - I will be watching so... thoughts below.

Holes are bad is a terrible name for the episode.

here we go....

OOOh flashback for Hetty. "Under 2 months"???

Legal Trouble??? OMG.

Of course Elias would cause Hetty problems. Even dead.

"Four".

"None of you are alive so what emergency could there be."

"You could lie to me once"

"YOu listen?" "You don't?"

Nancy wants Thor.

LOL Steph is back.

"LOL - it's illegal" -MEH.

I KNEW IT WAS RALPH!!!!

"That was rude."

SO, STEPH just went to sleep???

She ignores that Pete was like "GRAB YOUR SUCKOFF BUDDY".

"Just a basement ghost - my bad"

OMG THOR. OMG - you heard her!!!

LMAO !!! I cannot believe that Thor knew the entire time!

Chasing a butterfly???

The way everyone looks at Thor.

The concerned looks on the younger ghosts' faces. OMG.

"They're like what to do mean??? WHY???"

I love their excitement!

GOD DYING ALREADY.

Another flashbook. "No one has called ever, i believe."

Of course climbing out doesn't work.

Aw Trevor and Alberta wanting to save Flower!!

I love their teamup.

Sass is like "LET ME TELL THE STORY." I'm literally the storyteller!

LOVE SASS/ISAAC teamup.

1895 - stuck in a hole.

WAIT TOO MUCH MOPHINE?? Hetty died of an overdose?

WHO ELSE WAS IN THE HOLE.

AW PATIENCE!!! I'm SAD. Purtain woman! Lost in the dirt???

OH NO OH ON.

"YOu know FACETIME???"

THE GHOSTS ARE NOT ON FACETIME. I can't believe Trevor thought he could do the drawer - big step up from Sam's MOM where he wouldn't even try a drawer.

NOOOOOOOO!!!

"SHE MAY BE FERAL - DO NOT ENGAGE."

AHHHHHH!

I'm SCREAMING!

"i will punch them."

Another flashback. THE TELEPHONE.

WRONG NUMBER.

Aw Thor is cute here.

Hetty - Has a string around her neck? OMG... she hung herself?? It's the rope from her death.

Ass Sass and Trevor catching her!

How did you not know??? It didn't register has any thing weird.

"Oh hey Sam."

LOL Sam's Face at this explanation! If only Jay hadn't put away the iPad.

You got her a magnet???

Aw, Isaac and Sam are here for Hetty.

Trying to protect her son. And he could've become a murderer either way - it had nothing to do with your death.

I do really love the explanation of how they all missed Hetty's death and Elias' Vault. Finally it makes sense.

Awww Hetty & Flower moment.

LOL big secret. "I robbed a bank once." - "It's good to have you back."

LOL Checking the Owl Thing.

LOL Jay figuring out what's happening...

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Final thoughts, It was a great episode. I am sad Steph was there just to tell them about Ralph/Flower - poor steph, but I totally called that. and I did like the episode.

TOTALLY PISSED PETE'S GHOST POWER WAS REVEALED IN THE FUCKING PROMO.

[spyderlondon]

You're Not Him...

Shadow!Caine created by @00belle00lovely00

CW: Mental and emotional torment, creep behavior, unwanted advances

Jax wandered the halls, feeling a bit anxious for some reason. His ears wouldn't stop twitching and it felt like something was terribly off. Usually he wouldn't give a crap and let everyone else deal with it unless he decided it would be fun to watch.

But this? This felt incredibly different, his fur had pricked up and wouldn't go back down. Nothing about how he felt was normal- not even in a bizarre digital circus like this.

His ears flicked as he could hear muffled sobbing from a familiar pillow fort. He moved towards the fort to check on the old chess piece. He only made it a few steps before suddenly stopping, his eyes widening and his ears perked high up as he watched the pillows begin to glitch and darkened.

He backed away slowly, "Heeey, Caaaaine!" He called out in a slight panic, his eyes refusing to look away as the glitching worsened and the sobbing suddenly stopped as a large abstraction broke through the pillows, "CAINE! C'MON ON OUT!" He yelled out as he took off running.

Jax ran into the hallway with all the bedrooms while messing with his keyring as quick as possible and kicking on a couple of doors to get Gangle and Ragatha out so they could be distract the abstracted Kinger as he slipped inside of Kaufmo's old room, closing the door as quick as possible.

He could hear the two girls yelling as they tried to get away only crashes and slams to be heard a bit later. He stayed near the door in complete silence as he waited for the stomping of the abstraction to go quiet before he slid down the wall, panting hard. He gripped his overalls as he tried his best to calm down, he couldn't be so unnerved like this...

"Jax?"

A voice made his ears perk up and twitch around widely- he knew that voice but he was supposed to be in the cellar.

"Come on, buddy! It's me, you just gotta look up!" The goofy voice gave a chuckle as a yellow gloved hand gently tilted the rabbit's chin to look at who was speaking.

Jax, for the first time in a long time, felt tears in his eyes, "K-Kaufy-?" He stared at the jolly looking expression that he fell in love with before. Only to realize the clown was just a solid shadowy mass with a few colorful eyes all over, "GET AWAY!" He shoved him away hard before crawling away, his eyes wide and terrified.

The shadowy Kaufmo frowned at that sadly, "Jax..." He mumbled as he approached him cautiously, "I always thought you were braver than that..." He sighed.

"I know Kaufmo. He doesn't look like... whatever you are." The rabbit snarled, trying not to appear so scared like he was feeling. His breathing rate was going up but he tried to keep it as even as possible.

"Bun Bun..." The clown knelt down in front of him- that nickname... only Kaufmo knew of that pet name... He froze in his spot, letting the shadow tilt his face towards him and kiss his forehead, "I merely look like this because I was let out temporarily." He explained, his voice becoming husky, his finger moving from his chin to his neck gently.

Jax felt himself shiver in unwanted pleasure, "T-Temporarily...?" He questioned, his voice coming out needier than he wanted. This couldn't be the real Kaufmo, his clown had been abstracted for a while now... he should be in cellar... so why did this shadow sound so much like him...

"Why, yes, Bun Bun~" Kaufmo began to lay the purple rabbit on the ground, "So, how about you join me in some new gags?" He chuckled roughly, kissing him on the lips.

There were so many alarm bells that Jax just decided to ignore at that moment as he chose to return the kiss, consequences be damned.

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A/N: ...

Ahhhhhh, that, uh, went a COMPLETELY different direction than I first imagined

[productofaritual]

Have you ever thought "why did Ranboo ends up in the forest into the circle of mushrooms of Bee"? Well now you had!

This is a really fun story, everything started with the bakery— well no, everything started at my birth but that's not important. So, Niki has a bakery and I work in her bakery- wait, no, you don't know who Niki. Okey, let's start with Niki. Niki is my stepsister that I got when I was adopted! Why was I adopted you ask? Well, I was an orphan that survived the plague of 87. How? Well it was easy since I basically was born that day and- wait- AHHHHHH I got carried away again!

*sigh*

Everything started at my birth (as much as I don't want to start the story of everything that happens in his life there. Can you believe it? I have to explain my birth every time I need to tell someone something that happened this morning! Unbelievable).

So, let's do this fast. I got alive- i mean- I was born in the ending of the plague of 87 by a mother and a father. They died, I didn't. Sad sad story. I got adopted in the forest between my original town and the town that Niki's family was visiting (they have relatives there, although they didn't visit any more after that. Huh, I wonder why).

I acquire a sister and father and a mother. The mother dies when I was young (Niki was like 8 years when that happens. Oh, did I already say that we are 5 years apart?). Lived in this town since then!

Uh, what I was talking about?

Oh, yeah, the bakery. Niki started to bake when our mother died because she did it a lot (I think, I was like 5 then). So she baked and baked and baked until she was really good. And then she started to gift baked goods and gift and gift and gift until everyone loved her baked goods! And then she decided to open a bakery! Dream acquired and happy story ends! (Not really Niki and our father argued a lot for the bakery. In the end they stopped talking...).

Uh, yeah. So, I work in my sister's bakery! Helping her is great (even if I can't do much) and I attend the people so she can stay in the kitchen (even if I have terrible anxiety and I think they hate me)... *sigh* but mostly I help by fixing my own mistakes. Like giving the wrong order to Miss.Bitteranwet and then running to her house to give her the good one. Or when I was mopping the floor so no one would slip with the cream that I dropped, only to slip 15 times doing that and hurt myself enough to get thrown at home to rest.

Uh

Yeah

...*looks sad at the floor that he is mopping*

The point was, I fucked up that day (also). It was a festival order of cake made of berries and, yeah, the floor eated like 6 cakes. Niki is never mad with me, or sad when one of her perfect creations is wasted on the floor. But that day it was important and she just, froze. I tried apologising and asking if we had time to make more and then mopping the crime scene and...she wasn't responding. So I just took care of it, like she always does for me. I think she had so much stress that seeing that broke her and needed a little time to come back.

Anyhow, we needed more berries, from the forest.

The fairy forest.

Great.

You know how that ends, don't you?

It ends great!

Tripping and falling into the door of the most maniac looking fairy he's ever seen.

Absolutely great.

The fact that this could genuinely just be the start of a fic is just the greatest actually. Cmon, go write it, ik you want to ;) /nsrs

(How did you manage to get better Ranboo characterization in three minutes than me in six months wtf)

It's a very cool start to the story tho I could absolutely see it

[thelibraryofalexandriastillburns]

The Power of the Doctor Liveblog: Part 2

the only time 13 is able to actually pick up on the social cues being when she’s an AI hologram is actually terrible (and by terrible i mean hilarious)

Kate being in the 50th, BBC Centenary and 60th specials is iconic of her, also i love seeing her in general, give us more Kate Stewart

YES YAZ FLY THAT TARDIS GIRLL

what i need to know is why the Master needs Yaz’s approval so badly like he’s practically begging her to accept him

YESSS TEGAN AND FIVE

yes yes we get it 5 is old now let’s move on

do we really have the time for these heartfelt holo-conversations in the middle of a cyberman invasion?

BRAVE HEART TEGAN!!

Sylvester McCoy is so old i love him and i’m going to miss him

OMG ITS GRAHAM

This Cyberman theme slaps so hard

“They make much better companions than you” took my breath away because I misunderstood it I thought he was saying that Yaz was the worst companion the Doctor has had and everyone else was better like dude there’s no need to be so personal

“I’m the Doctor, mate. Who the hell are you?” AHHHHHH FUGITIVE DOCTOR MY LOVE WHY ARE YOU SO BADASS AND AWESOME?

rip UNIT building, gone too soon

Oh no not the big laser again

not Yaz dropping them in Croydon 😁 Sarah Jane would have been proud of her, even if it’s still not where they’re supposed to be

13 gripping Yaz for dear life as she realises she’s regenerating is so crazy for people who have touched like max 3 times

yay the companions get together!

the empty seat beside Jo is for Sarah Jane, i was told this personally

excluding The Five Doctors or whatever, i think the companion that met the most doctors onscreen was Sarah Jane with 4 but the character in general to meet the most doctors is Kate Stewart with 5. once again, Kate Stewart supremacy

i thought the Doctor would give a bigger speech that was anticlimactic

she really could have regenerated with Yaz there, that would have been hilarious though. imagine Yaz bracing for the worst only to be greeted with the rat man king himself

i don’t know why it pisses me off so much that David Tennant is there, it’s probably like cuteness aggression or something but i’m just like get out of my doctor who, rat man, what are you doing here? it’s even funnier because i watched and loved the 60th specials but I’m still randomly shocked and surprised to see him

So about a week to the new series and i’m finally caught up. This was definitely a very big episode and literally forgot the Doctor was supposed to regenerate during it so… i guess it was alright

[lovelyemerald]

So uh....this is my first fanfiction...give me a break 😂😭 I hope you enjoy!!!

Sanders Sides Fancition

All sides are present

"Spooky Scary Skeletons that shiver down your spine" TW: angsty beginning, wrong turn movie, some spooky moments, FLUFFY ENDING HEHEHEH

It was rather quiet in the mind palace when everyone was just chilling, doing their own things.

That is...until Virgil turns on a horror movie.

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Its October, and the sides know Virgil loves Halloween. I mean, LOOOOVES Halloween. Meanwhile, in the living room, all the sides were just scrolling on their phones. They were found doing that if Thomas was.

Virgil smirked and pondered. He took the remote and turned on the TV, and puts on Happy Death Day. "Good movie choice" Virgil thought. As the movie started, all the sides looked up.

Patton gasped and pulled his cat hoodie strings to hide his face "NOOOOO PLEASE VIRGIL NO MORE SCARY MOVIES..I CANT HANDLE IT" Remus smirked "No Virgil don't listen to Patty Cakes, I love this movie! Doesn't have enough gore though..." Roman shivered that Remus' comment "It has plenty...Virgil you know Patton can't handle these..."

Virgil was clearly ignoring everyone. Logans eyebrow cocked, wondering why he was so careless about Pattons fears. "Virgil," Logan said sternly, "Patton cannot hand-" "Then he can leave" Virgil responded.

Logan stopped and closed his mouth, unable to form words for the stubborn side. Patton sniffed and felt his heart split in half. Janus chuckled. "The drama..." Roman scoffed dramatically and whispered to Patton. Patton giggled and nodded, and they both left. A little after they left, Logan turned off the movie off. Virgil hissed, "What was that for Teach?!" Logan pointed at where their two fellow sides were. "You hurt Patton." Vigil looks down, and deep down feels terrible. "I should probably go find him..." he stands up and walks away. Logan chuckles, "poor Virgil..."

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Virgil went to Pattons room and knocked on the door. "Hey dad? I'm sorry for not respecting your boundaries...I should of taken in to my room... " silence. "...dad?" Virgil twiddled his thumbs, and opened the door. The room was fully dark, and Virgil jumped. "Patton....are you okay?! Look if this is a trick I'm sorry!...what in the world?" Virgil could only see a glowing feather in the middle of the room on the floor. He picked it up and looked at it. "Woah...that's cool..." the feather glowed brighter and Virgil saw a Skeleton sitting in Pattons desk chair. He had shivers run down his spine. "....the hell? I know this is some trick Patton" The skeleton then moved, and started chasing Virgil. "aHHHHHH-" Virgil ran and ran, he was a track star. He hid under a table, and as soon as he did, he heard laughing. "Oh man Virgil!! You are so cute!" Patton giggled and crouched down to see Virgil. "P-Patton...how did you-" Patton giggled as Roman crouched down too. Virgil scoffed, "what was this supposed to prove?" Patton smiled, "that I did something to you, you didn't like. I didn't stop. Its just to show how I felt" Patton looked down, looking sad. Virgil crawled out of the table and frowned. "I'm sorry Patton...I will NEVER do it again..." Roman chuckled. "Well...just to make sure..." he grabbed Virgil and pinned him down for Patton.

"Ooooo my little beautiful emo!~ you didn't think you'd get away with something without the Tickle Monster getting involved?" Patton evil laughed, and started tickling his belly. Virgil bursted out laughing.

"Nooooo!!! Pa-pahahahtton not there!!! Its the worstttt....bahahhaha!"

Patton squealed watching his son laugh beneath him. "Oh Ro, isn't he so cute?!" Roman chuckled, "such a cute little lee~" if you looked at Virgil, you would think he died because of how red he was. He continued to laugh, but he cackled as Patton gave him raspberrys on his belly.

"Mmmm..this is my favorite candy! It's so filling and sweet!"

"PLEAHAHAHASE PAAHAHAHATTON!!! IM! IM GONNA DIE!!"

Pattons eyes widened and looked at Roman. "Oh no! Roman! He might be dead! Do CPR!"

Roman gasped dramatically and nodded. He gave raspberrys on his neck as Patton tickled his sides. Virgil was in hysterics.

"I-I'M AHAHAHAHLIIIIVE I PRAHAHAHAHHAMISE!!"

Patton giggled and stopped, and hugged Virgil. Let's say, Virgil was more mindful for Pattons innocent sake.

Notes: AHHHHH PLEASE IDK IF THIS IS GOOD 😭can you guys send requests ? I'm NOT good at coming up with them

[night-market-if]

OMG Im crying in two different languages right now :((( whyyy areee your like thaaat!!! IT WAS NECESSARY ALL ABOUT EVER? OMG *Crying in Spanish* and, and ALL THE DRAMA ABOUT MILO??? ahhhhhh I saw a couple of erratums and idk if is okey for me to telling you here, but just in case:

I put two paragraphs in each case because maybe is more easy for you to find the page in that way, okey?

«looked at her, seeing the pain that was reflected in her eyes. She hadn’t seen it. Her oldest friend lied to her face for the better part of a decade, and she hadn’t seen it. And the reason she hand’t was sitting right next to her. Reaching out, I squeezed her hand.

The door to the apothecary burst open the rain outside wetting the entryway as Belladonna strode in. She had two individuals trailing behind her, stationing themselves outside the front door. With a flick of her wrist, the door closed. She wore a lace bodysuit, her hair pulled up high and off her neck, and a pair of heels that I was uncertain she could safely walk in. She looked every inch the Baron she now was.»

«"One more thing before everyone goes." All eyes turned to Malcolm. He still remained on the sofa, hunched forward with his elbows resting on his knees. With his hands dangling in front of him, he looked the perfect posture of calm and composed. But the look he suddenly leveled on the room, including his sister, was anything but calm.

"Everyone has had their own lives to run," Malcolm started. "I get that. But this individual fell into your laps and each and every one of you used him for your own gain. You asked after their feelings on matters but you didn't let it alter your own course. Or what you beleived should be done. That stops now. Ashe has agency. The Night Market does not work for you. Consent is going to start being a topic around here. If anyone has an issue with it, my door is open."»

I have a question, I love how Milo was ready for angry MC and all types of insults buuuut was absolutely NOT ready, like at all, for a forgiven MC (I love it <33) buuut, at the end of the chapter, what kind of farewell would hurt him more, one in which MC forgave him and tried to help or one in which MC said goodbye just as (or more) angry than before?

I mean, on one hand, the angst about saying goodbye even knowing MC still love him is too sweet, but on the other hand, knowing that maybe you will not be able to see your other half ever again and the last time you see them was when they were telling you that you are a little shit must be at least painful, so, what do you thing it could hurt most for Milo?

Thank you for the edits. Despite multiple eyes going over this story, some slip through.

As for what path would hurt Milo more? Believe me, there is no way the MC could react that wasn't going to hurt. I think he knows how to handle anger thrown at him better so he was hopeful for that reaction. Because that is the easier reaction for him to respond to. But, I don't think an angry MC or an understanding/sad MC would hurt him more.

In the end, it was not like Milo thought what he was doing was a great thing. It's what he felt like he had to do. Unfortunately, that also means that he was going to feel terrible no matter what.

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[daphnebowen]

hsmtmts season four episode six

Gina is just trying to get out of there but coach Bolton is distracting her - and then he says “technically Disney won’t let me spoil the movie but …” and then proceeds to spoil the whole movie! What!

“sweetie” Ricky is really rocking the whole grandpa thing huh

nobody told them about the show?!?! Terrible friends, they are.

I don’t understand how them missing one rehearsal leads to the whole show being cancelled as well as the whole drama department being cancelled??? Like hello??? You can’t take away theater, people. That doesn’t work like that. Or, it shouldn’t.

”I thought you broke up with him because you were so traumatized” help 💀

“we both needed lactaid pills” period

”wait so you’re single again??” YES MADDOX GET HER GIRL

aw miss Jenn called in mazzy!!

why does robotics get everything like how is that so different from theater?? They have lights and fancy robot props, like what??

IM GONNA CRY POOR EMMY all of her dreams have been crushed :(

“If you live your life in fear there’s gonna be a lot of stuff to be afraid of” YES KOURTNEY show us what you’ve got!!!! Kourtney is a new woman her therapist is really helping her (meanwhile Ricky: “then why do you look like you’re about to cry?”

please be sentimental Ashlyn I’m begging you I need this rn

poor Kourtney she just doesn’t want to be a third wheel

And poor Ashlyn she just wants to step out from under ejs shadow

THIS IS SO WHOLESOME

Mr mazarra looks like he is about to explode - he really does look like the grimacing emoji 😬

poor miss Jenn is so naive 🥺

THE FACT THAT MAZZY WAS IN A BOY BAND IM CRYING and so is Benny ! He’s apologizing! Next he just needs to confess his love for her!

mr. Funky one I’m crying

spirit airlines is CRAZY (they suck btw)

”crying is encouraged” yes, I love crying, crying makes me feel so good about myself and let’s me release all of the negativity like a balloon, never feel ashamed to cry

AW CARLOS GAVE MISS JENN HER NAME

The fact that they bullied Carlos and now he’s friends with some of the most popular / coolest kids in school

how do you even draw a cow on a cappuccino??

the fact that basically everyone went behind Carlos’s back to help Seb get the sheet music so he could sing this song is so wholesome “you did what?” “Give him a chance, Carlos.” “That girl scares me.”

OMG I FORGOT NATALIE AND SEB DATED but it totally makes sense, I wonder when they broke up though. and he was on the wrestling team too! I didn’t know that either 😣

“I would leave anyone for you.” AWWWHHH SEBBIEEE

”no. No. No! You’re playing the song. He’s playing the BLEEP song, Carlos.” Yesss Ricky, do it!!

sebs look of astonishment and awe when Carlos starts singing with them

they sound so good together

the fact that they shot it so all the couples were in a screen together - miss Jenn and Mr mazarra, Ricky and Gina, Kourtney and jet, Maddox and Ashlyn, and Carlos and seb

SEASON ONE GINA!!!!! “I am impressed that she didn’t mention the time I set the school on fire though” wonder why Gina wasn’t the number one suspect for that season one theater fire…

“find something you like about this school and try not to kill it” words of encouragement from the principal 😒 BUT THATS RICKYYY and he’s not dead yet so she’s winning!

SEASON ONE RICKYYY

”love is lame, idiot. That’s why I avoid it.” Well, not anymore! 🤪🤪🤪

RINA CUEEEEE AHHHHHH

okay the fact that Tim and all the writers were able to link it all back together to show us that through it all, through rini and through portwell and through everything, Ricky and nini were meant to be. They influenced each other so strongly without even realizing it. This is why they work. Ricky has a vibe, and Gina has an instinct.

ALYSON REED GAVE MISS JENN HER ICONIC LINE TRUST THE PROCESS!!! And the idea for high school musical! And the idea for the power ballad! Aka wondering! OMG!!

I would genuinely be heartbroken if this were real life and I was in a show and it got cancelled.

mazzy: GIVE HER A MINUTE

Ricky is breaking my heart bro

AHHH OMG YESSS EMMYYYYY I literally still get chills whenever I listen to this song because Liamani sounds so freaking good

”I said it and now it cannot be unsaid” ain’t that the truth

coach Bolton and Mrs darbus really came to save the day!!! <3

so many questions for miss Jenn but it’s ok you’ll figure it out

Kourtney is just interrupting Ricky and Gina’s very important serious conversation like they need to get their priorities straight - and here Ricky goes like he did with nini and assuming things

”I wanted to make sure this was real before I said�� something” AHHH WE KNOW WHAT IT IS

”I feel like I always go first” yes you do

okay but miss Jenn and Mike Bowen going behind Ricky’s back to apply to slc college for him is literally how ms darbus went behind troys back to apply for him for Juilliard lol

RICKY JUST CALLED MAZZY OUTTTT AHAHA

”okay..” he looks so scared

WHY DOES RICHARD HAVE A 1.8 GPA THATS EMBARRASSINGGGGG

”as long as she’s here my future is locked” AHHH RICKYYYYY HE SAID ITTTTT FORESHADOWING TO THE PORTER-BOWENS

[stxrmnight]

6.4 Fly me to the Evil Moon

Glam debut here

Oh? We're getting a date??

"Oooohh... this is good in the strong side, but not my kind of strong"

Zero loving mortally high spice because of her muted sense is so fucking funny and so good. She could eat trucks that shear your pipes

Nemi everyone else is standing there

This is the most cursed thing I ever clicked

Okay so we're stil a group but gave up political relevance??? Is that the intended change of things?

It's lovely how much she loves the sunset...

Dang Erenville you look so fond here. Honestly props to whoever animated that smile. I fear Nemi would be a bit "?" though

CAT FUCKING BAPPED ME

"My job here is done - but you didn't do nor have to do anything"

Frankly this beat was weird and patronizing as hell. Urianger why do you keep trying to intervene over women without asking. In my canon neither of them fuckinggg said that.

Ah!!! Clapping bears...

A friend! A TERRIBLE FRIEND

"Buddy why did you tell me to say all that. She's making Nemi do puppy eyes she's more than fine."

Zero please dflgkmfgd

I feel they could have done something legit appealing here if, they didn't treat Zero as ignorant of concepts after having recalled her past as a knight serving a community? And apparently involved in food repartitions too. Why are you forgetting this for therapy speak ahhhhhh devs you're fumbling a dreamy goth butch

This next garlemald part fits so awkwardly. I wanna write it out for something more interesting but this is beyond these posts

That fear of aether wielders made sense but, wouldn't they have been far from Ilsabard by her time? Why does she remember this? And lady, this is how your whole country ended where it's landed

This went nowhere. Why did they show unfair spread of resources between people and hushy-pushy politicians and then nothing about it was addressed or pointed out for the hypocrisy it is

"Why are they refusing free gifts when they have little to offer back. Are they stupid"

OI THAT'S MY FUTURE PANDAE GLAM TAKE THAT SHIT OFF!!!

Top ten "I did not like that" lesbian moments

This feels like, it should have happened a patch ago?? Even though it's part 2 of Zero having time in the Source?? This feels like a double beat repeating things we have gone on already. Why aren't they letting her, have anything else. We haven't explored her memories and she didn't have more time being more conflictive and derisive before suddenly shifting to liking people now.

Also this feels like such a babyspeak way to talk about the matter. Game please you are more sophisticated than this

Nemi: KEEP IT FUCKING FRIENDLY OR I'LL BLOW MYSELF TAE FUCK UP

Zero, oblivious: ?

OH HEY FINALLY SOMETHING WE CARE ABOUT. GEE I WONDER WHY WE STALLED SO FUCKING LONG TO GET OR TALK OF ANYTHING ABOUT THE VOID DESPITE BEING THE MAIN REAL NEW FUCKING THING OF THIS ENTIRE PATCH!!!!

Where they filling time because they didn't want to do more or refuse to give us more info on the Thirteenth. Why

And frankly, this has the after effect of making the trap be too on the nose visible and make our cast look more silly than tragically in the wrong. This could have been finessed if say, I don't know, they had more times landing in the wrong spots of the shard first and needed to look around to attune the portal correctly. Just, better buildup

Oh cute hrothgar, we really are in it right now

Bonus, DOPPLEGANGER VIERA??!!

I guess the only good thing is, with the pacing and with having confronted Golbez, Nemi and Zero would be closer in virtue of the struggle. Zero would rather ask to train with her, in her island, no obligations or terms in return. They would spar, sit on the beach and talk the negative turns of events. Nemi would specially show concern for if Zero has any vision for what she's going to do next, and ask if there's any chance for her to visit her Domain again, if it's possible. Zero would take her hand asking her interest, giving Nemi the steel to confess. When a lesbian with terminal repressed disease meets a lesbian who's touch starved for all sensations, what happens? A too frenzied makeout.

Later with clarity, looking at the stars, the girls would question where their blooming feelings would go with the situation they're in. They both want to stay in their respective worlds after all, and Nemi doesn't have the resources to always refresh the scales. And Nemi would wonder, isn't this kind of fast on Zero's part. Nemi would confess feeling a crush at first sight, but Zero has been only opening up to people again recently.

"Do you love me, or do you love feeling this kind of existence?"

"Aren't those the same thing? You helped me wake up to myself. I will cherish that wherever I go."

That was more than enough for both girls, regaling the night away with tales of light-kissed scars.

[the-crime-of-silliness]

ok headcanoning my f/os love languages bc its my selfshipping blog and I make the rules

Toad - acts of service. Tripping over himself to get what i need. we see how he is in show with wanda, and she doesn't even like him. I could show that man an ounce of affection and he would be like "i would die for you." I think vice versa though, he would love words of affirmation. I call that man pretty and he's dying ahhhhhh

Fegan - words of affirmation. the concept of him calling me some cheesy petname is making me sfsjbfeouwobwuoebf-

on the other hand, i think he'd really like quality time. Making a point of showing him "look, i am setting what im doing down so that we can have a nice conversation or just snuggle on the couch and watch tv" just seems like something he'd like kjfbweb

Mindbender - Gift giving. Hears I have a problem and he's just like "I have already drawn up 5 different blueprints to solve them. Yes they are extremely unsafe and unstable rn thanks for asking. Thats what we have testing lackeys for" and it's sweet in a terrible unhinged way and i know i'd just be like "🥺🥺 omg he's wasting his testing lackeys for me"

For him, i think it's Quality time too. Just sitting on the railing of his lab and listen to him show off his biovipers while he works. He calls them his babies and i'm just like "*OUR babies" and he's like "sjfbweogweogiuow🥺🥺omg he loves my terrible affronts to god"

Arcade - Quality time but in an odd way. Just like,,,, he is less rude to me then everyone else. Takes the time to explain his murderworld traps where he'd call most dumb. Lets me lean over his chair and watch supers get torn apart in the traps and offers to explain the whole mechanics afterwords and i'm so down.

For him it'd probably be words of affirmation. Calling him smart and pretty and saying how cute his dimples are and sfnsbfoweb omg was i saying something?? anywho, yeah, i think he'd like being called pretty and having me call his accent cute (Despite him being only slight more southern than me shhhhh-)

ok thats all i'm doing right now cause this is self indulgent enough as is--

[leavesandsweaters]

(season 2 episode 23 spoilers in the tags kinda)

you know you have problems when the people you relate to the most in dungeons and daddies are Grant, the doodler, and Lark.

[logan368]

hiya I was wondering if you could Empires smp solidarity x f!reader?

Where the reader gets injured by a skeleton

AHHHHHH MY FIRST ASK, YES YES ILY /P. Also sorry I didn't make the reader female, I prefer to give them gender neutral pronouns so my content can be read by everyone :)

Warnings: Mention of injury

It's okay! I'm fine!

Solidarity x Reader

You hadn't even realized how late it was until you got out of the cave you were mining in and grumbled to yourself. Checking your inventory for a bed you saw that you didn't have one on you. "What idiot doesnt bring a bed with them when mining!" You grumbles to yourself and sighed putting your elytra on. You were quite a bit away from your base and the closest person around was Jimmy in his Mesa so you decided now was a good time as ever to stop by the sheriff's humble abode.

You had been flying when you reached the outside of Jimmy's empire. You smiled he had a nice empire building up. You realized that this was the first time you'd stopped by as you'd been busy setting up your own empire in the desert. You softly flew down and landed on the ground right outside his empire with a yawn. You walked down the path it was really dark and there were mobs everywhere but you sped walk. The faster you got there the quicker you could get to safety and bed. As you were walking you yelped in pain, a skeleton shot you in the shoulder. "Ouch!" You turned towards the skeleton and pulled out your sword attacking it while getting hit by another arrow in the leg by a different skeleton. You searched for your bow pulling it out and killing the skeletons after a few hits before ignoring the pain in your leg as you dashed towards the mesa.

By the time you got to the door of a specific sheriff you caught your breath your leg aching and both your leg and shoulder bleeding. You slowly knocked a few times feeling bad for waking the poor man. You stood there a few moments before the door opened with a confused Jimmy standing there.

"Whos knocking on my door in the middle of the night?" He yawned and looked at you. "Oh dear Joel! (Haha get it cus Joel's God i swear this needs to become an actual thing) Y/N you look horrible."

You chuckled sheepishly at the sheriff using your good arm to rub the back of your head. "Sorry to bother you so late Mr. Sheriff but I'm incredibly tired and your place was the closest nearby."

"Dont apologize! Come in, sit down let me get you some bandages for your shoulder!"

"Its okay Jimmy im fine really, it's nothing too terribly bad." You tried to calm the man in font of you down while sitting in the chair as it felt nice to stop standing on your leg. Jimmy dissapeared for a second before coming back with a first aid kit.

"Here let me pull the arrow out of your shoulder." He rolled your sleeve up and slowly and gently pulled the arrow out of your shoulder.

"Ow." You whined out As soon as the weapon was pulled out of you he put it on the table and put a bandage on it before wrapping it up. Him accidentally nudging your leg which caused another "Ow!" To slip from you.

"Oh Y/N! I'm so sorry I didn't even notice." He quickly finished wrapping up your shoulder before pulling the arrow out of your thigh and doing the same process. "I'm going to go get some of my spare clothes so you can change out of these bloody ones, and ill help you to my bed."

"Oh no Jimmy im fine! I can sleep on the couch, I don't need to sleep in your bed."

"Hey, it's okay I don't mind, you're injured."

You sighed as he helped you out of the chair and too his bed. "Thanks Jimmy."

"No problem, im the sheriff its my job to help people."

He helped you sit on the bed and grabbed some spare clothes out of his closet. "Here you go, ill be just down the hall if you need me at all just shout."

"Alrighty Mr. Sheriff."

He rolled his eyes at the little nickname before heading back to the living room to get settled on the couch.

[elsecrytt]

Imagine being a CIPA Patient and doing down to devildom and being courted by demons (would be kinda scary)

Just like is this supposed to hurt?

it sounds like you might have watched House and wow,,, i always knew everyone in my inbox had great taste ;)

You sure would be a boss, but part of that disease is like. Yeh. Scary indeed cause you wouldn't be able to tell when it was Too Bad. Lucifer could break your arm because he can't see the pain on your face and know he needs to stop there.

But also akjfh;hjgfd;fdgs why is everyone focusing on this idea that the demons want to hurt you XD

In all honesty Lucifer's threats are motivated by plot and only disguised as flirting. Belphie was probably flirting though like idk how else they're gonna explain that shit.

But in every other incident, the demon in question doesn't actually make things physical so there's the case for a satirical interpretation where it really is just flirting.

Like, they're all just dropping you the demon equivalent of massive fucking hints and you just skate by like "oh sorry lets nobody die tonight" while they all internally go "i literally told you i just want to have sex???" and google:

"humans dying during sex??"

"human sex fatal"

"how dangerous is sex to humans"

"do humans die when they cum?" (la petit mort,,, LMAOOO)

"how to keep a human from cumming while still making them want to have sex again"

I need to hurry up and do the part 3 of this demon courting thing where I explain that post season 1 all the demons turn into absolute goo and bask in how YOU flirt with THEM by using your pacts on them and constantly demand their help and occasionally poke fun at them.

(otome game wise, om! is really good about letting you bully the love interests sometimes. i don't want to be MEAN most of the time, except to belphie, but the times you can tease the brothers just has me,,, ahhhhhh hhnnnNNNNG)

I do see u though and I recognize there's a neat idea here with like. You are flirting with the demons, the demon way.

Maybe he grabs your arm. Maybe hugs you. Perhaps a nip on your shoulder while thinks get spicy, or a shove against the wall for a kabedon, a tail wrapped around your wrist or ankle.

But he does it too hard and it doesn't hurt, you can't feel it, so he just goes harder and harder because he doesn't see any pain on your face, he doesn't know how much humans can't take -

Until there's a terrible crack, something creepy. And it doesn't hurt you, it can't hurt you, you can't hurt.

And he realizes with a terrible understanding. Just because he can't hurt you doesn't mean he can't damage you. And you will be hurt. You just won't be able to tell him when to stop... the scariest thing of all, him quietly murdering you because you don't realize...

I can and should write that with specific brothers but auhsfuhhgf I have so many fics to work on,,, I'll get to it later, feel free to pop in my inbox and remind me sometime

(any writer who also likes the idea pls go nuts I'd love to see someone else's rendition of it, too)

[vanderlustwords]

AHHhHHH i love spooky season!!!!!! Can we get a Bucky x reader at a costume party together? 😍

SPOOKY SEASON STARTS 🧡🧡🧡🧡

pairing: bucky barnes x reader

summary: Steve's just so fun to tease. You're pretty sure he said he was going as Luigi this year to match with Bucky. Or was it Mario? [College AU]

Note: rip to reader. Warnings for very, very terrible pick up lines LOL

count: ~1k

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The party is crowded just as you suspected it would be arriving late, and late for a frat party that didn't start until 11PM.

You try to adjust your Wonder Woman costume you threw together last minute as you attempt to find your friends. The school year had been so busy as it was your final year. Your group of friends had no time to coordinate a group costume idea and branched off as different things.

You're pretty sure Natasha was somewhere in a sexy nurse costume, and Wanda was a witch. You first caught Steve standing in the distance talking to some girl and smiled.

Steve was probably the only person who had put some effort into his costume this year. He coordinated with Bucky to be Mario and Luigi, even going as far as to use temporary dye to color his hair to match.

You stared at his board back in overalls with a green shirt and matching hat. You smirked as you began to walk up to greet Steve, ready to ruin his flirting with whatever girl he was standing with. It would be revenge for coming over last week to study with Nat and stealing your last brownie.

As you got closer, you wrapped your arms around his waist, your chin over his shoulder as you purred, "Hey, handsome. Think you're up for a repeat of last night's activities? I might not be the princess but you can definitely taste my peach."

The girl standing with Steve had a look of shock as her jaw dropped. She immediately huffed before glaring at the two of you before storming off.

You started to laugh as you unwrapped your arms from around his waist and stood in front of Steve.

Except.

When you looked up—it was definitely not Steve.

Bucky had his brow quirked at you, the tip of his ears red, and he adjusted his hat over them.

Shock and mortification flood your body as you open your mouth, but no words come out.

How could you mistake Bucky for Steve—

"I know I drank a little yesterday, but I don't think I was wasted enough to forget jumping into bed with you," Bucky says after he clears his throat.

"Oh, god—" your mouth finally starts moving. "No—I—that's not—I thought you were Steve!"

Bucky's face drops. "You slept with Steve last night?"

"Oh my god, no!" You squeal, mortified, and wonder if maybe the roof would just collapse and put you out of your misery. "I was just—I was trying to get back at Steve for stealing my brownie last week! I remember him saying something about coming as Luigi for halloween and being gungho enough to dye his hair tonight."

Your cheeks were on fire, heat from the embarrassment making you both sweat and wanting to cry.

Why did it have to be Bucky?!

Despite becoming friends with Nat and her group last year, you were still so tragically awkward around Bucky. He was just so...Bucky. You couldn't help but be nervous sometimes.

"Well," Bucky gestures awkwardly to himself. "Steve couldn't help but want to be Mario because Sharon was coming as Princess Peach."

"Luigi saves Princess Peach too..." You mutter as you look away, sweeping at your hair to hide how flustered you were. You were silently praying to a higher entity to let the world end at this very moment.

Bucky's eyes drag over your form, and he gives you a slow smile.

"Not this Luigi," he licks his lips, eyes twinkling as he lifts his hand to adjust your tiara into place perfectly. "This Luigi would prefer to be saved."

"You want to be the damsel in distress?" You laugh nervously.

"Only if Wonder Woman is coming to save me," Bucky smirked. "I think it's the least she owes me for scaring off the Ariel I was talking to."

"Oh god, I'm so sorry—I can find her if you'd like—"

"It's fine," Bucky cuts you off with a shake of his head. "I highly doubt it would work out. Her pickup line about making her collection complete was terrible. Your peach one was much better."

You let out a choked laugh but silently wish Bucky wouldn't bring that up again. You were never going to live down the embarrassment of telling Bucky Barnes he could taste your peach.

"I'm just...I'm going to go find Nat or die in a hole. Whichever happens first," you jerked your thumb in some obscure direction.

But just as you are about to leave, Bucky grabs your hand.

"Well, hold on a second there," Bucky laughed. "We might as well go together. You're already here with me."

You look reluctant, but it doesn't deter Bucky, not when this is the most you've ever talked to him despite hanging out in the same group for a while now. He's never had so much fun.

"C'mon," Bucky dragged with a teasing smile. "If it makes you feel better, I can tell you a cheesy pickup line in return."

You mull it over for a moment, trying to not draw attention to the fact Bucky is still holding your hand, and it's stupidly big and warm.

"Fine," you relent but look at him sternly, lifting your finger at him. "But it has to be a Super Mario pickup line and just as embarrassing as mine."

Bucky seemed to mull over what he could say as he lifted his other hand to rub the back of his head. His eyes widen slightly when the pickup line comes to his head.

"You may not be a brick block but I can pound you all night!"

Silence falls swiftly after Bucky finishes saying it. His cheeks turn aflame as his mouth opens and closes multiple times, but just like you, couldn't find anything to say.

Suddenly, you sputter out an uncontrolled laugh, slapping your hand to your mouth. Bucky follows along quickly, bellowing as he adjusts his hat, and you can see the tips of his ears are red again.

"That was so bad," you try to catch your breath, wiping a tear from the corner of your eye.

"Even?" Bucky just smiles.

"Yeah," you smile back.

"Should we try to find everyone else then?" Bucky asks as he looks around, but it's gotten even more crowded.

You bite your bottom lip and shrug. "I'm in no rush. You?"

Bucky squeezes your hand and says, "Not even a Star Power could make me rush."

[l-r-christian]

heyyy can u do a klaus mikaelson imagine where the reader comes out with the album ‘sour’ instead of olivia rodrigo and its based off of an ex not klaus and klaus throws a party and she sings the songs ‘deja vu’, ‘jealousy, jealousy’ and ‘brutal’ for a sneak peak of the album and it’s basically pure fluff

Ahhhhhh writing for my wolfie boy again ☺. I apologize if this is a little bad as I was trying to find a good way to write this and look up the artist as I haven't heard these songs before.

Pairing: Niklaus Mikaelson x F!Singer!Reader, Past!Damon Salvatore x F!Reader

Warnings: fluff, Damon being Damon

Music was Y/N's pride and joy, having done cover songs putting them up on a YouTube channel and she was every popular gaining a huge audience. She started to make her first album right around when she found out that Damon had been seeing Elena behind her back which hurt her deeply and since then she hadn't talked to her so call best friend. Y/N's fans had been angry at Damon saying how dare he hurt such a cinnamon bun and saying how Elena was a terrible best friend.

"Love, I have something to ask of you."

"What is it Nik?" Y/N asked looking up from lyrics she was working on for her album. Klaus sat next to her.

"I am throwing a party and was hoping you could sing for my guests?" Klaus asked her as she stopped looking at him. Y/N knew that most likely Damon would be there along with the rest of her friend group.

"I'll love to Nik."

Y/N was a bit nervous and had asked Kol to record her for her channel as the songs she picked was sneak peaks of what she was working on. Y/N was announced to go on stage and heard the clapping seeing every that was going to prom had came to the party.

"How is everyone tonight?" Y/N greeted getting cheers as Damon stared at her and Klaus found Y/N just gorgeous as she wore the dress he got her.

"I here to sing for you all. Three sneak peeks at some songs I wrote." Y/N said getting loud cheers making her smile.

"The first is called 'Déjà Vu' so enjoy." Y/N said beginning to play people began to move to the music.

"Car rides to Malibu, strawberry ice cream. One spoon for two and trading jackets. Laughing 'bout how small it looks on you." Y/N sang as she played her guitar.

"Watching reruns of Glee, being annoying singing in harmony. I bet she's bragging to all her friends, saying you're so unique, him. So when you gonna tell her? That we did that too? She thinks it's special. But it's all reused that was our place, I found it first. I made the jokes you tell her when she's with you. Do you get déjà vu? Ah, hmm." Y/N sang and got cheers while Elena looked to Damon wondering if it was true.

"Alright everyone I'm sure alot of can relate to the next one here's 'Brutal'." Y/N said with a grin feeling more comfortable on stage.

"I want it to be,like, messy. I'm so insecure, I think that I'll die before I drink. And I'm so caught up in the news of who likes me and who hates me." Y/N sang as Klaus frown hating the idea that Y/N felt that way.

"And I'm so tired that I might quit my job, start a new life and they'd all be so disappointed. 'Cause who am I, if not exploited? And I'm so sick of 17. If someone tells me one more time "Enjoy your youth." I'm gonna cry."

"And I wish I'd done this before. And I wish people liked me more. All I did was try my best, this the kind of thanks I get? Unrelentlessly upset. They say these are the golden years but I wish I could disappear. Ego crush is so severe.... God, it's brutal out here." Y/N sang as she looked out at the dancing crowd then saw how Klaus watched her. The crowd cheered as the song ended and Y/N was now in her element as Damon frowned wishing he knew this about his ex.

"Here is for those girls who felt like me. This next one is called 'Jealousy Jealousy.'"

"I kinda wanna throw my phone across the room. 'Cause all I see are girls too good to be true. With paper-white teeth and prefect bodies....Wish I didn't care. I know that beauty is not my lack."

"But it feels like that weight is on my back. And I can't let it go. Co-comparison is killin' me slowly. I think, I think too much 'bout kids who don't know me. I'm so sick of myself. I'd rather be, rather be anyone anyone else. But jealousy, jealousy. Started followin' me. Started followin' me." Y/N finished as everyone cheered loudly and clapping as she waved leaving the stage as the band took over.

"Y/N." Damon said as the singer turned seeing her ex the first time in months as she had buried herself in her music.

"Salvatore." Y/N said not caring about the hurt that flashed in his eyes as in her mind Damon had no right to be hurt.

"We should talk."

"Sorry but I'm busy."

"With what?" Damon questioned stepping forward as in a blur Klaus was next to Y/N with an arm around her waist.

"Joining me for a drink." Klaus said leaving Damon no more to talk as he lead the young woman away.

"You didn't have to do that."

"But I did love." Klaus tells her as she found herself in his studio and she stepped away looking at his paintings. Y/N stopped at one of her making her blink as he step next to her.

"You shouldn't feel l like you aren't good enough Y/N. "

"And why would you say that?" Y/N asked smiling looking at him as Klaus looked at her cupping her cheek. Y/N had a suspicion that Klaus had a thing for her since he would bend over backwards for her.

"Because I'm in love with you. You are the most amazing woman I have ever met." Klaus tells her making Y/N's heart skip a beat as he leaned closer.

"I am in love with you too. As I can't believe I fell for my best friend." Y/N said softly cupping his face as Klaus crashed his lips against hers. Y/N kissed back pressing closer to Klaus making him growl while in a blur she found her self in Klaus's bed. Y/N giggled leaning back against Klaus's bare chest as she showed him how to play the guitar. Y/N was glad she said yes to singing for Klaus's party as she would have never gotten her happily ever after with someone who really loved her.

[somanyfuckedupiftruebooks]

Okay everyone, we've arrived at one of the most upsetting scenes in the entire series. Time to make dumb jokes about it!

Well that was horrifying and brutal! This is a terrifying situation we have found ourselves in. Also,

RIP MIKE KEEP THOTTING IT UP IN HEAVEN KING I'M SORRY YOU GOT SHOT BY A WEREWOLF.

Everything in Jon's bag is amazing. No money. Fancy boy cigarettes. Perfectly normal, non-suspicious lighter. Useless cuck knife. Nerd keys.

Oh no. It's really hard to listen to Jon so helpless and afraid. Also he's two for two on trying to use his compulsion powers and immediately getting himself marked. Hard to criticise him tho, I don't see any other viable move for him in this situation.

We've established that Hunt avatars have a natural resistance to compulsion, so it makes sense to me that Daisy was able to completely avoid answering Jon's questions when Mike and Jude couldn't. Especially seeing as she's now felt Eye compulsion from both Jon and Elias, she's probably been able to build up some defences.

Also I hate that she uses Jon's (blunt) knife to try and cut this throat. That's so unnecessarily cruel.

🕸👁🦠🚪🔥🌌🐺

Hurray! Basira to the resue. Although I would call this less of a rescue and more just interrupting at the right moment.

Basira's timing here is pretty impeccable. Has she been waiting here for Daisy to show up, or did she get an anonymous text from a certain all-knowing cunt that tipped her off to arrive at exactly the right time to prevent Jon from dying?

Oh no. Consequences again. Jon's only just figured out he has these powers and he's already being confronted and almost murdered by one of his victims.

Ahhhhhh!! He had no idea what he was doing! And now he finds out that he was doing it to one of the very few people left he could count as a friend, as well a person who will kill him for it! This is really turning out to be a terrible day for him (he also got called a freak twice).

Okay, I've got to talk about Daisy going after Jon instead of Elias. It's the right tactical move for lots of reasons: Elias can blackmail her, he has the security of the Institute to protect him, he's obviously more powerful than Jon. Jon is weak, alone, on the run, unaware of and unable to use his powers effectively. Daisy is like a predator going after the lame animal that's been seperated from the rest of the Herd. Like I said, it makes perfect sense, but I think it's cowardly to pick off the weak link instead of prioritising the greater threat.

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AHHHHH he's jumpy because he saw Daisy on the way in! I never noticed that before. I thought he was just upset because the last avatar he met permanently scarred and traumatised him.

God this is so awkward. British people.

Jon please, the suspense is unbearable. He's giving you so many chances to not dig this grave for yourself and you keep fucking it up.

And there it is! The first time Jon ever tried to compel someone on purpose (and it immediately backfired on him). He's finally realised what he's been doing to people accidentally for months at least, and immediately decided to try and use his untested new power against a known murderer with unknown powers of his own. Jon is so smart and good at being the Archivist.

Anyway get dropped idiot.

Jude also said that that the Vast had a lot in common with the Eye.

Also 'you need to learn some respect'?? Avatars are all dicks. I guess that's what happens when almost all of your interactions with other people are defined by trying to make them fear you.

Cool line about marks and scars. I'm sure that won't be crucially important throughout this series.

Okay time to start counting Mike's marks to see how close he got to pulling off a successful ritual of his own entirely by accident. It's probably a reach but I'm calling this enough for an Eye mark.

Spiral mark. Also here's another extremely cool Spiral avatar that's almost completely divorced from its own personhood.