#Interviewer Anon

[diy-fire-water-pups]

Interviewer anon here

So pups where do y'all see yourselves in 10 years

Uhh... I never thought that far. I think I'll have a Paramedic license by then, at least. I don't wanna go far into the medical field but a step up from EMT would be nice.

I don't know about you guys, but as much as I love to explore different places, I'll probably always come back here. Adventure Bay is my home and I don't want to change it for anything.

Agreed. I don't think I want to change anything drastically. Life's good enough already with you all and Ryder, I couldn't wish for anything better than this.

[scarecrow-in-a-hatake]

Hokage-sama! A question from our viewers! Does the Hatake clan have any relation to the lineage of Nidaime Hokage Tobirama? Grey and white hair are not so common around the village!

Ah, a surprise interview! How lovely.

You're correct that silver hair is rather rare in these parts, but while it's thought that Shodai-sama and Nidaime-sama hailed from different maternal lines, the truth has been buried with them. Blood has always been a matter of secrecy with us shinobi, after all, even in the times before the hidden villages.

My clan was never very good about keeping records. By the time I was born, it was just me, my father, and two distant great-aunts left. Doesn't help that younger-me held no interest in learning our history. It would be an honor to share blood with our late Second Hokage, but whether or not I do is not a question I can answer.

[wanderingsongbird]

An interview starts.

"GOOD EVENING ladys and gentlemen. Today we have Kate in the studio. Kate there are rumors you enjoy snacks, trow boots and date killer and survivor. How did it come that you dare to get close to killers and what do other survivors think about this?"

The snacks and boot throwing were no secret, not from anyone that knew her. Though, with how that last part was worded. It almost sounded like this interviewer might be trying to start something. Spread rumors or lies.

Kate could feel something stirring in her. Anger. Rage.

She took a very slow breath. Held it.

Exhaled.

"What do the others think? That's a bit of a loaded question there, interviewer."

"Honestly, sounds like you're tryin' t' stir up some drama. You do know it's awfully rude t' gossip about a gal's love life, right?"

"But ya know what? I can be nice. I'll give you a two second head start, then ahmma start throwing boots at you. Better hope yer fast, slick. I've been told they hurt like hell."

[davesport-and-ruikasa-chaos]

OPINION ON EATING LEFTOVER PIZZA COLD 🎤

-Interviewer anon

[lordfabian]

AND THERE YOU HAVE IT FOLKS! SAID FROM THE MAN(or woman) THE MYTH THE LEGEND THEMSELVES! I HOPE YOU ENJOYED THE INTERVIEW WITH THIS MYSTERIOUS NECROMANCER

(Also. These asks are just for laughs and giggles only, nothing serious. I hope this put a smile on your face)

A single question interview? My my, the modern age is truly a marvel. I hope your audience is satisfied.

(of course! the entire askbox is for laughs, fear not!)

[sophsun1]

Interview With The Vampire + Lestat's love for New Orleans serving as a metaphor for Louis

[claudiaeparvier]

iwtv + text post part 59

[talesfromthecrypts]

Bram Stoker's Dracula // Interview With the Vampire 1.07 (2022)

[cuntyarmand]

"I'll keep digging. But I'm.. not hopeful there's much more to you Daniel, than a hole."

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

Hey hey hey may 31th anon! How's 2024 going? ☆ヾ(*´▽｀)ﾉ This year I have for you a leaked Sherlock season 5 image. Thinking of you!! And everyone!!

[hoosbandewan]

Ewan Mitchell on Good Morning America (June 4, 2024) (requested by anon! <3)

Bonus:

[diy-fire-water-pups]

Yoo interviewer anon here after sometime

Everyone wants to know what are you guys opinions about all the Paw patrol members that are not the main six

Not to avoid the question, but... That's a lot of other members to talk about...

There are like, 10 others...? That would take forever. The post would be too long.

Yeah, maybe break this down a bit into more than just one ask once the askbox will be open again tomorrow? Anyway I'm almost sure we already voiced our opinions at least on the Cat Pack before.

[chicalepidoptera]

Devil's Minion on a motorbike for the anon that requested it 💜🧡

[marzipanandminutiae]

Dear marzi, for reasons of trying not to give period characters too modern fetishes in my smut, may I have some recs as to where I may find some of that olde fetish content you've previously seen?

On the Wikipedia page for the "corset controversy," unfortunately!

Historians have been taking obvious tightlacing fetish letters seriously for...way too long. And sometimes still are. Confirmation bias is a hell of a thing. Of course, there's no way to 100% tell which letters are fetish fuel and which are real, but generally any that use particularly heightened language or common erotic tropes- or that seem to fly in the face of evidence from extant garments, unedited videos, stock and advertisements from real corset companies, etc. -are to be viewed with suspicion.

(The same is true for letters used now to claim that nipple piercing was a real Victorian trend- for, indeed, the only source is anonymous magazine letters and many of them fall into the same obvious patterns as the tightlacing letters. One DOES describe the alleged process in detail...but it's basically the same as the process for ear-piercing, a service jewelers did commonly offer back then. Just applied to nipples. So whether it's real or not is still uncertain, but it's highly doubtful that large numbers of Victorian women were running around with nipple piercings given that no extant nipple rings have been found, such piercings are never mentioned in letters or diaries or other more concrete sources, etc.)

Besides that, I've seen glimpses of most modern fetishes in various sources:

the Psychopathia Sexualis, a medical manual of "sexual mental illness" (in heavy quotes because things like homosexuality and gender variance are mentioned under that heading), talks about everything from a fetish for tight boots and gloves on women, to bloodplay (initiated by a woman, actually, who wanted to drink her husband's blood), to force-femming, to some very elaborate femdom scenarios that I hope the sex workers in question were paid well for. Of course, since the cases are anonymous, these are also difficult to confirm- but clearly someone had THOUGHT of them, since they're written into the book.

And I've seen at least some of them in other sources, too, including some of the magazines that published the nipple piercing and tightlacing letters. The Englishwomen's Domestic Magazine was notorious for its letters on tightlacing, tight gloves, spanking, etc.

Photographic porn was definitely a thing almost as soon as photography came into being. A lot of it is pretty vanilla, but I could swear I'd seen piss kink photos (with urine painted in after development) before the blog where they were hosted went defunct

James Joyce's letters to his wife get into farting and scat fetish territory. Yes, really.

Speaking of letters, there was one man living here in Boston who, in the late 19th century, wrote letters to his wife describing erotic dreams of her as a giantess who pissed on him and then ate him. I cannot remember his name and it's going to drive me insane all day, but he was the head of Boston's censorship organization, the Watch and Ward society and these letters were first released by his own children for an unauthorized biography written five years after his death. Guess there was little love lost there.

BDSM is old. Like, really old. Old, to quote the sacred texts, as balls. I'm pretty sure there are sexual flagellation texts going back to the Renaissance, but don't quote me on that.

Basically, Rule 34 can be back-applied, too. If it existed, there was a fetish for it, probably. Of course, things that specifically involve modern technology or properties are out, but beyond that...the sky is the limit

[lover-of-mine]

also something about the bare chest/naked/unmasked buck vs his layered up/visitor badge/closed off "boyfriend"....

DING DING DING!!!!!! Buck is as vulnerable as he can be, he's hurt, he's in the hospital, bare-chested, opening up because that's Buck and he seriously believes he's cursed and we have Tommy with the layered clothing and visitor badge, visibly not taking Buck's opening for vulnerability yet again. Something else about it all is the way Tommy doesn't make any movement to sit, so the scene keeps them unbalanced, Tommy has the power in that interaction. And the crossed arms as Buck starts to get into it make it worse. As always, he's unbending.

And it contrasts to like, Abby after the disaster date or Ali after the truck. The sitting down gives the impression they were ready to stay in the room (also giggling at how Ali instantly goes in for a kiss and Tommy just, pats his leg lol), Tommy looks like he is ready to leave after 10 minutes.

And Tommy contrasts Eddie sitting there still in his uniform, with the coffee cup at the table, and settled into that chair with a magazine as if he's ready to stay there as long as it takes, but he ends up in the same spot as the girlfriends.

And, well, no one has a visitor badge after the truck or the lightning so.........

[lordfabian]

IM INTERVIEWER ANON HERE AND TODAY WE ARE HERE WITH @lordfabian THE 2ND PLACE WINNER OF THE TUMBLR NECROMANCER SEXYMAN COMPETITION. SIR/MA’M, HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT WINNING SECOND PLACE OUT OF ALL THOSE OTHERS?!

I was surprised I got as far as I did, but I also maintain that I was maliciously cheated out of first place.