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Is that what you looked like as a baby?

Oh yes. I recognize myself instantly. That's literally me as a child.

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btw i was looking up pics of california condors the other day and found this and im like on the verge of tears are you guys fucking seeing this

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Cujo, a 20 year old black vulture with the American Eagle Foundation! Vultures can consume produce outside of carrion, with personal favourites, but she is a big fan of watermelon.

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*offers hello kitty bandaids*

Ah, thank you. The tried and true guaranteed cure for assassination.

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you can, in fact, now read about the whole horrid affair for free in the preview pages of the new book

how were you assassinated?

With a blade, unfortunately.

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good question

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Can you believe it??? find out for yourself!!!

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necromancy is literally fine

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Any Halloween plans m’lord?

Oh yes. Many. And none of them involve chocolate. I wouldn't knock on my door, if i were you.

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:) (threateningly)

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Sorry a triangle ate all my money

Too bad. You should keep it somewhere...safer...

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I bet you’re that tiny

Then hand over the money.

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Well well, what impressive stature!

Day 2 - Small

The Plague Fairy ©️ Alexandra Gutierrez

The Plague Fairy will Never be for sale as an NFT or as AI training material.

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just dudes chillin'

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Cover reveal! THE SCOURGE OF FAERIE is now available for kindle pre-order!

Paperback will be available Nov 7!!!

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To celebrate the first of Halloween, I have to share with you my recent discovery: The Living Tombstone’s remix of Spooky Scary Skeletons and Freaks by Timmy Trumpet & Savage have the same BPM.