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Poor little meow meow

My crimes truly are unfathomable.

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people need to realise that a poor little meow meow must be a character who has committed atrocities you cannot poor little meow meow a good guy that's not how this works

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this is a terrible time to be alive *remembers the latter half of the 14th century* this is a not so good time to be alive

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Join me on my journey to finally unbalance my hormones, toxify my body, boost my inflammation, maximize my cortisol and absolutely destroy my gut health.

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Yes he is, but it’s in reverse now

...hm. Interesting. Thank you for letting me know, I'll add this to the notes.

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I could give you Dr. Smile as a test subject instead of that poor anon

I'm not sure he's yet recovered from our *last* round of testing... ...is he still humming Beethoven's Pastoral Symphony..?

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m’lord! I frew up

Stop complaining and keep drinking. There's still two vials to go and I need to see the *full range* of side effects.

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how do i make it so i can see this tweet every friday

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Necromancies are never even in it for the right reasons anymore 😩

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Of you’re an evil wizard/scientist you have to pronounce laboratory like la-bor-atory none of this lab-ratory. Put some respect on her name.

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Now that your in fae world have you met Mari Lwyd yet? What do you think of her?

I have *not* yet met that blessed creature but it is one of my goals. Some day. I'll keep the finest ale ready for her.

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i bring a sort of "eldritch abomination" vibe to the stolen body of a 19-y.o. girl that people don't really like

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By Jove… I’ve gotten my own title… I will be Basement Anon with pride!

(As a matter of fact, I greatly enjoyed SOF. Thank you for this experience, aurhor!)

Yes yes, we’ll make you a nametag.

(thank you so very much for reading it!!!)

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t shirt that says “i used to be worse”

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My Lord, I have finished reading the Scourge of Faerie today, may I now get the job of Professionally Dwelling In The Castle Basement if that one is still available

Hmmm...You had better let me check that there isn't *already* something dwelling down there. But if either A) there is not or B) you don't mind working as part of a team, then, sure. You're hired~