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[lordfabian]

Now that your in fae world have you met Mari Lwyd yet? What do you think of her?

I have *not* yet met that blessed creature but it is one of my goals. Some day. I'll keep the finest ale ready for her.

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i bring a sort of "eldritch abomination" vibe to the stolen body of a 19-y.o. girl that people don't really like

[lordfabian]

By Jove… I’ve gotten my own title… I will be Basement Anon with pride!

(As a matter of fact, I greatly enjoyed SOF. Thank you for this experience, aurhor!)

Yes yes, we’ll make you a nametag.

(thank you so very much for reading it!!!)

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t shirt that says “i used to be worse”

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My Lord, I have finished reading the Scourge of Faerie today, may I now get the job of Professionally Dwelling In The Castle Basement if that one is still available

Hmmm...You had better let me check that there isn't *already* something dwelling down there. But if either A) there is not or B) you don't mind working as part of a team, then, sure. You're hired~

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Of course m’lord 😔 How is Grimley? Still annoying?

Grimley is literally incapable of existing in any other manner.

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No don’t banish me from your kingdom 😭😭

Then don't use such filthy language around me.

[lordfabian]

Ourmmm I’ll have one cheeseburger one ice cream and ourmmmmmm one apple jus

I recommend you try the local tavern, then. Bring me one of each, while you're at it.

[lordfabian]

(Book spoilers) So that king huh? Ew

Good lord. You come into my inbox and the first thing you mention is that piece of filth? Get ye from my halls, miscreant.

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how is the soul divided you may ask, well, it's simple- the soul can be divided into 5 parts which are: left leg, right leg, left arm, right arm, and torso. 1/5th each.

[lordfabian]

Is that what you looked like as a baby?

Oh yes. I recognize myself instantly. That's literally me as a child.

[lordfabian]

btw i was looking up pics of california condors the other day and found this and im like on the verge of tears are you guys fucking seeing this

[lordfabian]

Cujo, a 20 year old black vulture with the American Eagle Foundation! Vultures can consume produce outside of carrion, with personal favourites, but she is a big fan of watermelon.

[lordfabian]

*offers hello kitty bandaids*

Ah, thank you. The tried and true guaranteed cure for assassination.

[lordfabian]

you can, in fact, now read about the whole horrid affair for free in the preview pages of the new book

how were you assassinated?

With a blade, unfortunately.

[lordfabian]

good question