#Incorrect wheel of time quotes

[aotearoa20]

Ishamael: Do you really think you can stop me?

Rand: Oh maybe not. But youre forgetting that you left Mat in a room full of magical artifacts

Rand: and he has no idea what any of them do

Mat: (running around, high on cursed tea blowing the horn of valear with the DIY 'spear of darkness' under his arm)

[alverelover]

[28ms28]

its been a while since i did lestappen text posts so here you go

all other parts here

[markantonys]

wheel of time incorrect quotes [19/?]

[incorrect-multiverse]

Moiraine: And if you have any suggestions, please put them in the suggestion box.

Rand: That’s a trash can.

[daddiesdrarryy]

Pansy: Okay, game time, we’ll go around the room and introduce yourself. Hermione, you go first

Hermione: All right, my name is Hermione, I’m a Muggleborn

Pansy: Yeah, yeah, great name! So are you into girls or guys?

Hermione: Well, I’m into everyone

Pansy: That’s lovely, yeah, very nice

Ron: I’m Ron—

Pansy: Shhh, Ron, it’s not your turn yet. So, are you free this Friday, Hermione? Can I take you out on a date?

Hermione: Oh! Yeah, sure, I’d love to!

Ron: My name’s Ron—

Pansy: Ron, still not your turn. Hermione, should I pick you up then, say...7pm?

Hermione: Seven is good

Pansy: Great! It’s a date then!

Ron: Okay, so is my turn gonna come any time soon or do you two have to get married first?

Pansy: Ron, shush, so Hermione—

Ron: Oh for Merlin’s sake!

[expectiations]

Lan: This plan is reckless. Moiraine: Most of my plans are. Lan: And yet I’m always the one cleaning up after them.

[unlawfulchaos]

[Comms during a training exercise]

Mav: I'm dead inside.

Ice: Really?

Ice: Because I've been in there many times and-

Slider: OH MY GOD, STOP! THIS. IS. NOT. THE. MOMENT. OKAY? THIS IS NOT THE MOMENT

[tempest-ghoulette]

Wot Incorrect Quotes (7/?)

Lan: Alright, listen up you little shits.

Lan: Not you Moiraine. You’re an angel and we’re thrilled you’re here.

[thespiritualmeatgrinder]

welcome everybody

I am Muhammad Imad Abdel Latif Sharab

First, after an aggressive war on Gaza City and its revival, we were displaced from our 3-storey house in which I and my family of 3 members live.

My father's family consists of 8 members

My grandfather, may God have mercy on him, was martyred by occupation aircraft on 12/14/2023.

The one who was martyred while he was leaving the house to check on our house next to him, which could not be reached due to a brutal enemy who does not differentiate between anyone in death, went out to check on our house, which we were not in because of my displacement to Rafah, me, my father, and our families due to the intensity of the fighting in Khan Yunis, and after that A few days ago, our store in which my father and brothers work was bombed by occupation aircraft. He was working to gather his strength from it and meet the needs of our house, which no longer exists due to the bombing. We ask you to help and contribute, even if just a little, by donating to us so that we can compensate for a little of what we lost.

Many thanks to you 😢

🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

If you do not understand the words well, because I am not very good at English, but I ask you to help me with money so that I can compensate for even a little of what I lost, and I am very grateful to you, my dears😢🥺😢🥺😢🥺🥺😢

HELP MUHAMMAD AND HIS FAMILY

https://www.gofundme.com/f/eyz7k-safe-my-family?lang=en_US&utm_campaign=fp_sharesheet&utm_medium=customer&utm_source=whatsapp

[laismoura-art]

Harumi: If I were a garden, I would put our tu-lips together <3

Lisa: Aww, good one! <3

Sareena: You know, if I were a garden, you would be my hoe <3

Bi-Han: Thanks <3

Kuai, this universe's 3rd wheel: That was great guys, now get out of my temple...

Meanwhile, on Alt!Hanzo's reality:

Hanzo: If I were a garden, I would put our tu-lips together <3

Kuai: Aww, thanks, my hoe! <3

Hanzo: <3

[aotearoa20]

Rand: You dont understand! Im destined to go mad!! I could kill you all!!!

Egwene: I mean, i guess?

Perrin: yeah? So could another human being. So could a dog if its heart was in it

Mat: I feel like almost everyone we've met since leaving home could've killed us

Nyneave: yeah, i still cant channel properly, Mats runing around with a knife on a stick

Elayne: Honestly its a miracle any of you are still alive

[alverelover]

[ladyalysoftheblueajah]

A text between Moiraine and Lan 📲

[markantonys]

wheel of time incorrect quotes [17/?]

[incorrect-multiverse]

Rand: You always look so unapproachable.

Moiraine *sighs*: Yet here you are.