Stolas, admiring a sleeping Blitzø: You’re so cute.
Blitzø, sleepily: I could beat your ass.
Stolas, lovingly: I know.
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Mammon: How the hell did you crash the car?!
Fizzarolli: So I was just driving today, right? And my navigation told me to go straight.
Fizzarolli: I was like "woah, that's homophobic." Instead, I went gay. And, THAT'S when I got into an accident.
Mammon: ...
Ozzie, with a proud smile: And THAT'S who I'm in love with, ladies and gentlemen.
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Ozzie: I think you're still suffering the effects of your party last night.
Fizzarolli: All I drank was Redbull!
Ozzie: How many?
Fizzarolli: Eighteen.
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This is basically how the duet went, right?
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some more incorrect quotes
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Paimon: That's it, you're grounded! Get in the fridge, get in there!
Stolas: This house is a FUCKING NIGHTMARE!
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Stolas: wait so does your situationship refuse to accept love from you and usually trys to fend you off when you try to patch him up because his job is dangerous and you constantly flirt with him and crush on him but he can't take a hint for the life of him and then starts crying because 'nobody loves him' and then gets drunk
Husk: YES, SEE, SOMEONE GETS IT
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Verosika: Welcome to the Fuck Blitzø club where we all talk about how much we hate Blitzø
Stolas: *getting up* terribly sorry I thought-
Verosika: and about how we want to fuck him.
Stolas: *sits back down*
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Blitzø: I think Stolas is actually in love with me.
Fizzarolli: Congratulations, you're the last to know.
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Verosika: So, what is Fizzarolli to you?
Ozzie: The reason I wake up every morning.
Verosika: ...That’s adorable.
Fizzarolli earlier that morning, barging into Ozzie′s room, smacking pans together: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP!!!
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Fizzarolli: You're not my friend anymore.
Mammon: I was your friend?
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Xie Lian, in the Spiritual Communication Array: So I appear to have been kidnapped by a calamity…
Mu Qing: Which one?
Feng Xin: How many calamities do you know??
Feng Xin: What does he look like, your highness.
Xie Lian: *Staring at Hua Cheng’s abs*
Xie Lian: Mmmm...sexy?
Mu Qing and Feng Xin: THATS CRIMSON RAIN!!!
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This is so stupid I'm so sorry
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Interviewer after Fizzarozzie came out: So, what is Fizzarolli to you?
Ozzie: The reason I wake up every morning.
Interview: …oh, that’s disgustingly sweet.
Fizzarolli, earlier that morning, banging cymbals together: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP
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