#Incorrect Helluva

[my-dark-lord]

Stolas, admiring a sleeping Blitzø: You’re so cute. Blitzø, sleepily: I could beat your ass. Stolas, lovingly: I know.

[wuawuau]

some more incorrect quotes

[blitzwhore]

This is basically how the duet went, right?

[stagbel]

btw this is the conversation they we’re having there

[shellforbrains]

something something helluva boss text posts

one | two | three | four | five | six | seven | eight | nine

[mooncalf87]

Stolas: wait so does your situationship refuse to accept love from you and usually trys to fend you off when you try to patch him up because his job is dangerous and you constantly flirt with him and crush on him but he can't take a hint for the life of him and then starts crying because 'nobody loves him' and then gets drunk

Husk: YES, SEE, SOMEONE GETS IT

[yogirt-x-satan-prompts]

I've been working on this for so long omg I can't believe I finished!!! Based on this post

[helluvahusker]

Verosika: Welcome to the Fuck Blitzø club where we all talk about how much we hate Blitzø

Stolas: *getting up* terribly sorry I thought-

Verosika: and about how we want to fuck him.

Stolas: *sits back down*

[in-the-words-of-the-hellaverse]

Blitzø: I think Stolas is actually in love with me.

Fizzarolli: Congratulations, you're the last to know.

[zeesdoodlesnshit]

Satan: How tf did I pull you?

Y/N: Me? ME?? YOU MEAN HOW TF I GOT YOU, A BIG FUCKING ASS DRAGON DEADLY SIN WITH ANGER-ISSUES, WHILE I'M AN IMP???

Lucifer, watching: I mean they've got a point

Y/N: Where tf did you come from?

[incorrectly-quoting-mxtx]

Xie Lian, in the Spiritual Communication Array: So I appear to have been kidnapped by a calamity…

Mu Qing: Which one?

Feng Xin: How many calamities do you know??

Feng Xin: What does he look like, your highness.

Xie Lian: *Staring at Hua Cheng’s abs*

Xie Lian: Mmmm...sexy?

Mu Qing and Feng Xin: THATS CRIMSON RAIN!!!

[my-dark-lord]

Ozzie: *yawns* Fizzarolli: Yeah, being that pretty must be tiring. Ozzie: Then you must be exhuasted. Mammon: Will you two shut up? Some of us are lonely.

[chaoticace2005]

Interviewer after Fizzarozzie came out: So, what is Fizzarolli to you?

Ozzie: The reason I wake up every morning.

Interview: …oh, that’s disgustingly sweet.

Fizzarolli, earlier that morning, banging cymbals together: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP

[blitzwhore]

This is so stupid I'm so sorry

[radvelvetcakez]

Lucifer: Bonjour, Alastor. Voulez–vous coucher avec moi? Alastor: No, I don't want to sleep with you. Lucifer: Is that what that means? Oh, fucking damnit, Oz.

[whorebughaze]