#Impossible bottle
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Constructing a cozy fermentation
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Capri Sun... I miss you... (it still exists).
#detroit become human#connor rk800#chris miller#look i think at some point someone would have an impossible urge to have a capri sun but specifically in front of an android#and whoever is curious enough would be like well connor doesnt really seem to HATE many people#but we cant really convince hank to drink a capri sun so who would connor appreciate the bonding moment with#and everyone looks to chris because they think he can play it off easiest and theyre right#however i imagine hank eventually hears connor repeat the phrase respect the pouch and is like which of those fuckers showed you capri sun#and connor just whats a capri sun ?#because chris didnt elaborate thats just how they come#for that drink specifically#DO NOT TALK TO ME ABOUT BOTTLED CAPRI SUN SUPPOSEDLY IN 2025 THAT FEELS WRONG TO IMAGINE#i feel too strongly attached to the pouches (i miss them) (they still exist)#does it show that im actually a huge chris fan bc ahaha.... i am....
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absolutely fucking insane to me that people can type out "AI art is bad because it results in work that would have gone to a human going to a machine instead" and not immediately recognize that the issue lies with the economic system that makes "doing less work" synonomous with "starving to death". i accept that some artists are now missing out on commissions for illustrating people's D&D characters or OCs because it's easy to just type "cool warlock demon with green horns and purple energy aura" into Bing; i do not accept that this is a net negative for society, and i emphatically reject any calls to dismantle powerful new automation tech because it's putting artisans out of work. this blog is a Luddite hate zone.
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It's day 24 of Pizzatober!
Pizza tequila
#pizzatober2024#pizza tower#the noise#Imagine trying to find ONE bottle of non-pizza tequila in the pizza tower#impossible#pizza hater...#messy sketch
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Cassandra loves being on stage and be the center of attention but at the same time she also is an overachiever and if she comes in second place that’s just like her losing she just doesn’t cope with anything less than the top spot.
She feels like she’s disappointing her mama and she can’t deal with the thought. For the life of her, Alcina can’t figure out where Cassandra is getting these thoughts from. She never insinuated that he she expects the best, all she wants is for her daughter to enjoy what she’s doing and the result doesn’t matter. But Cassandra is adamant: anything less than the tip spot and she’s the disappointment of her mother.
She gives herself so much stress and anxiety over it and no matter what Alcina says or does, it doesn’t change.
#house dimitrescu#resident evil village#cassandra dimitrescu#daniela dimitrescu#resident evil 8#bela dimitrescu#re8#alcina dimitrescu#headcanon#cass was one of those kids who went to therapy to manage her stress and anxiety because she stresses over EVERYTHING and gives herself#panic attacks over nothing#but it is what it is#she sees bela as perfect and Dani as the baby so she holds herself at impossible standards#because she’ll never be as flawless and perfect as bela#and she’s not a child like Daniela so she’s just 🥹#’where do i fit in this what if my mama doesn’t know what to do with me and want to throw me away?’#she goes thru a lot emotionally but keeps it all bottled up#but she starts falling apart when she’s been entertaining these thoughts for a while
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everytime i actually open up sdv to play i get flashbanged with sebastian's white ass sprites because i always forget not everyone sees him as wasian💔 my current hc for him is half chinese (liable to change... but ik for sure he's half asian) but he is Not bilingual he can't rly speak or write the other language he can only understand it when listening but even then he's not very fluent LOL this is just turning into a sebastian hc post might as well go full out. to me sebastian Does have relationship experience but has been thru shitty ones in the past which is part of the reason why he's so pessimistic & brooding </3 and he'd hook up with ppl in zuzu city for a night for a while but it just made him feel shittier so he's stopped since ☝️ also people make him out to be way cooler than he actually is like yea sure he's kinda cool but he's also a Massive Loser especially when he tells you how he hates "seasonal fads" like pumpkin spice and that one line about the potluck soup where he's like "Why ruin the potluck? Hmm... I guess some people feel liberated when the rigid structures of society break down a little. Maybe I'm weird.” WHO ASKED😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 his ass also can NOT cook he can make spaghetti but it's mid. he probably has low ass stamina and yeah he's tall and lanky (rn i see him as around 5'9-5'10) but you could snap him in half over your knee. when he's in an actually healthy relationship he gets really flustered over certain romantic gestures cuz he's not used to feeling valued or being considered someone's #1. he picks up on little things and does acts of service but i also think he can be really callous and insensitive at times because while he can be pretty perceptive he is also Very Emotionally Stunted. he unlearns lots of unhealthy behaviors & mindsets with the help of his partner & family & friends ^__^
#i almost popped a vein trying not to mention rowan in all of this so this post is more. consumable i guess#but rowan to me is soooooo perfect for him to me because rowan's whole thing is empathy and warmth#where it's a strength but also a weakness for him because he's also a chronic people pleaser and a doormat#out of the need he feels to make people feel valued which is a good thing but not when its to the point of self negligence#rowan gives rly good advice but overburdens himself cuz he feels responsible for ppl&doesnt give himself the same treatment he gives others#when he's with sebastian he helps him feel valued and sebastian learns to trust people more and not to immediately assume the worst of ppl#and seb is sooooooo perfect for rowan bc seb is vocal about what he dislikes and when hes not happy w something/one#and is good at setting boundaries whereas rowan is Not. he helps rowan learn how to say no to ppl and be more assertive#& think abt his own feelings more! they both help e/o vocalize their feelings#for rowan its vocalizing his opinions more and valuing himself more & for seb its vocalizing more for the sake of better communication#w other ppl so he can establish better trust & relations w ppl. and stop being so closed off/unapproachable LOL#their differences match up well but it also leads to arguments/tension cuz seb doesnt communicate and resorts to avoidance#and rowan is too pliant sometimes to the point where it hurts not just himself but the ppl around him including seb#also fun fact rowan is the type to cry when he gets really angry/upset & when seb resorts to avoidance instead of reassurance#(which is what rowan wants) rowan sometimes ends up catastrophizing & also bottles up his emotions similarly to seb#they always reconcile in the end tho even if it takes a while </3 they r both learning ok!!!!!!!!#not perfect to the point where they dont argue bc thats Impossible but they suit each other well. they r good for each other qwq#eon babbles#stardew valley#farmer rowan#<- i talk about him in tags. hehehe
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the truly problematic thing about having insanely vivid dreams just about every night--and i mean the kind of vivid where you remember details days or even weeks later, like it's just another normal-ass memory--is that you wind up losing track on an emotional level of what's real. like. i know that was a dream. obviously it was a dream. but some part of my brain misses it like it really happened. i am painfully, achingly nostalgic for people i've never met, places i've never been, shit that literally could not ever happen--but i feel as though i remember. which is just the most unhinged thing, right? like, i remember going on a run that took me over a fence into Disneyland, and i remember having to take a shortcut through a Chinese restaurant, but it was fine, because Erika Ishii was there, and they'd done this before, so no worries. right? no! obviously not! why do i remember this with such visceral clarity three weeks later?
oh, what's your favorite episode of this TV show? the one i dreamt. yeah, don't worry about it, it didn't make coherent sense, but it was in the feelings, right? my ship had the best fucking scene. no, of course i can't explain it to you, that's madness. it involved a rocking chair. don't worry about it. it's fine. it's super important i don't accidentally reference this in a fic someday, though.
this shit is deranged, dude. missing people who are quite literally my own brain's invention with an actor's face. missing places that are a meld of a movie i saw once, my childhood bedroom, the second floor of my high school, and inter-dimensional space. like. no! no, this shouldn't be a thing! is, though. the clarity of it. just fucking bananas. this has been happening to me my whole goddamn life.
#dreams#the worst thing about being a writer who has had these wildly vivid dreams forever#is the CLEAR awareness that they do not follow story-logic. dream-logic is special and near-impossible to properly bottle#so like. i can't even use these not-memories#i can't write my 'new favorite episode' and share it with the class#i can't even tell my wife about the shit i fully remember seeing and doing while i sleep. because i didn't.#the other night i had such an insane flying dream that i woke up and told her 'for the record: i do dream in color.'#and she went 'of course you do.'#and i was like 'yeah of course i do but also this one was actively switching between color and black and white so. guess it's for suresies.#anyway i haven't had a dreamless night in...a really fuckin long time and it's nuts. false memories. everywhere.#it's astonishing i don't forget more real shit to make room#tell you what though. it does make warring against parasocial instincts WORSE. i am a mature adult who knows better.#but good goddamn my subconscious isn't helping
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I want to tell everyone I love them
Oh loves, there were so many
So many goodbyes today
So many tragedies and so little time
#ramblelele#I want to create something that reflects on the human existence and connects to every being everywhere and shows the truth through countles#mirrors but that would take years and years and by then won't we all have changed?#I want to create something sweeping and timeless and beautiful#oh loves I want to show you the world without you even knowing it#I want to show you an owl at night and I want to show you protest anthems and I want to show you all the music in the world and I want to#show you grief and I want to show you cold and broken and numb but also full and warm and so wonderfully in motion#and I want to do it all in words but isn't that impossible?#and I want to show you souls on paper but isn't that impossible?#and I want to show you love in a bottle but isn't that impossible?#if only if only if only#tw for religious talk below#I respect people's individual opinions and I never never want to take away your free will#but for me it's never been too much of a question#isn't this all love?#look around#look at the world and look me in the eyes and tell me it is not all so so good#and isn't that love?#and what is God if not love?
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christmas prints
#the lemon one got a bit messed up and is impossible to photograph in this light but it needs to be wrapped so oh well#am happy with the bottle at least#screaming crying throwing up trying to get my stupid special paper to work better than a basic 80gsm printer ream
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Just got a new prescription filled, and it might be the new funniest prescription packaging I've ever received (the previous winner, of course, being the time they stuck the manufacturer's bottle in a GIANT orange plastic prescription bottle)
It's a single pill, three cents, and for some reason I do not understand they put this single tiny pill in the size large (but not sized giant) prescription bottle. Absolutely ridiculous ratio of bottle to pill lol
#the person behind the yarn#three cents for a prescription is also a comically low number#but this single tiny pill in a large bottle is cracking me up#it's an anti-anxiety med because I need to get an MRI but last time I tried I panicked myself into an allergic reaction#and it's uhhhhh...tricky...to get that test done when I have a severe allergic reaction#because my main symptom of severe allergic reactions is uncontrollable vomiting#which makes it kind of impossible to lie flat on your back for an MRI#or a CT Scan! had the same thing happen with that one time#well okay I was in the hospital for a severe allergic reaction interacting very badly with the salt wasting syndrome#so it was not panic at the CT scan that caused the reaction that time#but they did expect me to magically stop puking and lie flat on my back for the scan#and I could not! which was why I was at the hospital!!#so hopefully avoiding that this time!
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Today I worked further on that drawing.
I started it approximately 9 years ago and continued it just ~2 months ago.
It is not finished yet, but I am too tired to continue as for now.
#knottys art#art#artsy#surreal#surrealism#surreal art#knotty et al#impossible triangle#impossible figure#penrose triangle#helix#spirals#klein bottle#hand#spiral#WIP#my art
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Sugar Snow :D
#art#my art#artists on tumblr#digital art#oc#bottled wishes#look at it its a baaabyyy#//'why does it have a sword' Well i play kartrider (once in a blue moon) and my player is a bear w/ a sword kart#so it's kind of impossible for me to not see this creature without a sword too lol !! :3#//Sugar's pronouns................................... girl i don't even know hbsdha....#it/its. he/him in times of great need (better clarification)#//but yea its a polar bear/seagull mix :D#i've been wanting to draw a creature like this. does it look much like a seagull? no unfortunately! but i like it anyway >:3#//now i'm off and about !#toodles !! :>>
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PUT THE CREATURES BACK IN THE SOAP
#if i were president this would be my first order of business#the sticker on the front looks so tacky compared to the bouginess of the fish INSIDE the bottle#And ik they had other animals too bring them back#why is it impossible to find pictures of this online ik they existed#funny#nostalgic#early2000s#y2k#childhood#90s#90skid#2000skid#thoughts#random#soap#softsoap#text#textpost#nostalgiacore#2000score
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"Though I don't know exactly what you are or what you're up to... My bullets will find you — until then, you best find a casket store in Penacony, and ask the owner to reserve a good quality casket for you, imposter!"
Hardly could get more Western film than this
#That one scene in A Fistful of Dollars#The casket maker doesn't appear that way in Yojimbo if I recall#I love those films so much#Boothill has such a... soft youthful voice? I didn't recognise him at first. His voice is beautiful though#I talk too much#Boothill#The way he awkwardly laughs a little and asks almost shy 'Did I make a mistake?' lmao#I was wondering how he got her number and she gave it to him but gave him Black Swan's?#Or was Black Swan talking about Constance when she mentioned that 'she' who gave Boothill her whereabouts? Or someone else altogether?#He was kind of cute with that 'Did I make a mistake?' haha#'get that forehead clean and wait for me' this man is hilarious and has watched far too many movies xD#'are you asking me to write your will? Sure‚ go ahead' omg stop hahahahaha#'Not quite' responds Black Swan. Truly an elegant lady. I would have mocked him to no end#Hilarious too the idea or possibility of her apparently clocking him by the way he talks#'She's clearly not a Pathstrider of The Hunt. But you are‚ aren't you?'#Of course it could be context but it'd be funny if simplistic perhaps to think it's his manner of speaking lol#'go buy a bottle of Asdana's White Oak and warm it up‚ and I'll raise a glass to you' this man is hilarious and would be unbearable irl xD#I love the idea of an Emanator of Nihility existing despite the impossible. It seems very fitting#Also‚ unrelated‚ but I love Aventurine's little whimpers before his 'Didn't think you'd have the nerve to show yourself'#When Ratio claims he 'is the manager of this task' does he mean as undertaker or something real in the mission?#When he says Aventurine won't be seeing the Strategic Investment Department because he's the manager#did Ratio mean he will be the one dealing with the funeral or that there won't be a funeral at all because he's in charge?#I found this confusing
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I should get up and clean the kitchen but Alfie is finally sitting next to me relatively restfully and I know that the second I get up he's going to prance over and start getting in the sink and walking around on the counters and throwing himself in the fridge and knocking things over and otherwise causing Problems
#keeping him off the counters is impossible. it can't be done#the spray bottle has gotten a TON of use he's covered in water a good deal of the time. he doesn't even care anymore#i was trying to make dinner last night and it felt like there were about 10 of him#he can go Anywhere Else he wants. anywhere else! but i won't have his dirty little cat feet where we eat and prepare food!!#text post tag#adventures in alfiedom
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he’s ok guys (frm here <3)
#the Korean is supposed to mean ‘shut up’ 🤭. although it’s googled so if it’s not accurate I’m sorry orz#it’s so hard to make him look scary because I’ve done everything in my power to make him cute LOL#this is what would happen if auggie died. i love mental illness </3#second image is him frustrated bc he can’t copy auggies white hair marking bc his head is made of shadows 🫠#hence the bottles of white hair dye. he’s mad because he can’t copy it completely and scared he’ll forget that detail and then everything#else <- bows lore TEEHEE#if she died of natural causes I feel like it wouldn’t be as bad? like it would be slow and painful but definitely not sudden#I’m a softie so I don’t think I’d let her leave his side through some sort of impossible means 🙃 but its fun to imagine. sorry Anton#vincent would probably distance himself and mourn quietly. OK THATS THE LAST ONE ILL SEE MYSELF OUT NOW#my art#myart#doodles#friend oc#oc#Anton#implied death#tw implied death#tw death mention#death mention#death mention //#death /#tw death
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