#If he is on this site I will die
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utilitycaster Ā· 1 year ago
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"why should I get invested in shows if they'll just get canceled" I was deeply invested in Heroes (2006) and it was not canceled, it just got really terrible. I also got really invested in the sandwich I had a few weeks ago despite it only lasting like 15 minutes. You must embrace the ephemeral. You must be willing to love things that may not love you back, that might betray you, or that may die an untimely death. As the great philosopher Mr. Mitchell Lee Hedberg said "I'm not gonna stop doing something because of what happens at the end."
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laniidae-passerine Ā· 7 months ago
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positively obsessed with how Rockstar Lestat is the exact kind of guy one of my friends would show me a picture of and swear heā€™s really sexy and cool and brilliant. Whole time Iā€™m thinking ā€œoh dear GODā€ staring at a trainwreck weirdo and wondering whatā€™s happened to everybody else that is absolutely missing me. jesus christ heā€™s blond
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kristalijah Ā· 1 year ago
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HE'S CHECKING OUT GARY!!!! I REPEAT, HE'S CHECKING OUT GARY!!!!
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fictionisthebetterreality Ā· 1 year ago
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Garrus "The rules at C-Sec annoyed me so I joined the first human Spectre on her mission to hunt down and murder my fellow Turian Saren" Vakarian. Garrus "if the dalatress had offered me the same genocidal deal for the safety of Palavan I probably would have taken it" Vakarian. Garrus "I'm gonna hunt this organ-stealer down and murder him in cold blood. You coming?" Vakarian. Garrus "calibrating weapons of mass destruction is my hobby" Vakarian. Garrus "I was so good at killing mercenaries I accidentally united them into a single, bigger mercenary group, then killed them too" Vakarian. Garrus "the Turians planting a secret bomb on Tuchanka was ingenious" Vakarian. Garrus "the collectors used this base to liquify hundreds of thousands of innocent people into a reaper, but waste not want not" Vakarian. Garrus "You've been hanging out with an anti-alien terrorist group after being dead for two years? Let me just sign up" Vakarian. Garrus "this guy is responsible for the death of my squad. Lure him into a crowded area so I can gun him down in the middle of the Citadel" Vakarian. Garrus -
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seraphidae Ā· 3 months ago
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clark debussy you will always be famous (also on tiktok)
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menlove Ā· 1 month ago
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one day I need to make a list of the stupidest things people have gotten mad at me about on this site bc it makes me realize I've been here so long
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lorephobic Ā· 1 year ago
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im no better than a dog because even though i know this is makeup, seeing this photo gives me an adrenaline rush accompanied only by the animalistic instinct that makes me want to tear somebody limb from limb for doing this to her
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akkivee Ā· 7 months ago
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saw some fan art that went like this and it kinda destroyed me lmao
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creeperthescamp Ā· 2 years ago
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martin septim is at the very least 45 years old. he can't be 34-44 years old cos uriel VII was absolutely not sucking and fucking when he was imprisoned in oblivion by jagar tharn. at least he wouldn't be sucking and fucking any mortals capable of pregnancy. im pretty sure there's a lore book that says that being imprisoned in oblivion took a pretty big toll on uriel's life and personality so I think it's quite unlikely he continued to suck and fuck after the simulacrum and he was well into his fifties at that point anyway. also uriel's legit kids are all in their fifties by the time they get got at the beginning of oblivion. martin is old. he is not a twink. give him some grey hairs.
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mycological-mariner Ā· 5 days ago
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Cool so I get to start training in a forge and welding and steam engine maintenance and fitting on weekends
#itā€™s.#okay.#itā€™s still Setting In but. I personally wanna ask the guy why#like ā€˜hey you SAW my list of medical conditions right? you know about the heart disease and seizures and physical mobility issues RIGHT?#I mean hell yes. I canā€™t wait bc i can work up to working on ships. people who have historical engineering skills are needed Bad on ships#at least the ones I wanna sail (tall ships my beloveds)#but I do love trains too. a lot. I like knowing How Things Make Other Things Do The Thing. it pleases me#ships and sailing always my first love#but the choo chooā€¦#I got the email today from the manager and Iā€™m way the hell out of town atm BUT!!#hey if I can survive America heat I can survive a welding shop. I think. weā€™ll see how long I last#tbh I think they said yeah bc theyā€™re so desperate for volunteers and people willing to learn on the job#(itā€™s basically an internship tbh. unpaid apprenticeship)#so he looked at my medical issues and went ā€˜well if you die or get maimed. well. weā€™ll see what happens. you have two hands so thatā€™s goodā€™#no but honestly I am very very VERY excited#itā€™ll only be one MAYBE two weekends each month and they do have rooms on site for staff and volunteers who travel#(I doubt Iā€™ll need them I know a guy 20 minutes away from the place whoā€™ll let me crash)#so itā€™s not strenuous or biting into my already busy week#(being on a committee is funā€¦.. *sobs in someone forgot to take minutes at last meeting*#anyways#this story is still developing#FINGERS CROSSED everything goes smoothly#even if I just did a Saturdayā€¦.#I can work on shipsā€¦ā€¦ā€¦..#I COULD POSSIBLY GAIN ENOUGH EXPERIENCE TO JUSTIFY VOLUNTEERING ON A SHIP#AAAAH#(I do love a forge thoughā€¦ I canā€™t WAIT to try blacksmithingā€¦ even as an assistant/trainee/ā€˜adaptable helperā€™)#yes Iā€™m absolutely using ā€˜adaptable helperā€™ in this instance because. lol.#OKAY BUT IM SO EXCITED AND SO NERVOUS I REALLY WANT THIS TO GO THROUGH#soon as im back in the country im gonna try and nail down some dates
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sailforvalinor Ā· 2 years ago
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I AM NOT WELL
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captaincanonly Ā· 10 months ago
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my brother in christ
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witheringhouls Ā· 1 month ago
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I need whatever my history teacher is smoking it wouldn't get me through my exams but I would die happy .
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eddardofthehousestark Ā· 5 months ago
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I am an idiot, I went on twitter and decide to see if there was any cool Cat or Ned stuff on there. Obviously there was some good stuff. Sadly, it was sandwiched between horrible takes.
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daydark4k Ā· 2 years ago
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just so u all know the ranboo core community is going to try to be more active here and i think we need to scare all the freaks out of the tags you are not welcome here
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shsl-writer Ā· 11 months ago
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sorry for accidentally dming you this but I find you very interesting and got too excited and pressed the wrong button and stuff so uh yeah
Opinions on Kiyo? (Iā€™m very very normal about Kiyo and definitely relate to him to a average degree)
Heslo! Donā€™t worry, I totally get it, Iā€™m horrific with technology. Iā€™m just glad you wanted to talk!
Kiyo! God, I adore Kiyo. I havenā€™t gotten to the third game yet but Iā€™ve watched all the ftes and am obviously pretty deeply entrenched in fandom stuff so I know a good deal about him, heā€™s genuinely one of my favorite Danganronpa characters.
To me Kiyo reads as an abused person who hasnā€™t yet realized theyā€™ve been abused. Other people can probably articulate it better than me but from what Iā€™ve seen his Sister has dictated most everything about him from his clothes to his interests. Everything he does is for her and from the sounds of it this is still the case years after her death, thatā€™s how deeply sheā€™s influenced (and manipulated) him. Iā€™m assuming that his parents were either absent or not there entirely which is why she had so much control over him. It makes me so angry about what they did to him in the 3rd trial not only because Kiyoā€™s character was then completely villainized but because itā€™s an absolutely disgusting way to paint someone whoā€™s so clearly been abused. Thereā€™s a difference between recognizing that a character doesnā€™t realize theyā€™ve been mistreated and writing them to be a goddamn serial killer (Danganronpa has a history of turning heavily traumatized characters ā€˜evilā€™ tho, just look at Toko and Syo).
Anyway, I also think Kiyo is super autistic. So many of his sprites are self-soothing positions (which could also be related to the abuse but yunno), heā€™s covered pretty much head to toe which could be to protect from sensory issues, and most importantly: this man infodumps like no oneā€™s fucking business. Itā€™s kinda all he talks about unless prompted otherwise? And thereā€™s implication he doesnā€™t have a lot of control over it because heā€™ll cut himself off sometimes realizing heā€™d been talking for too long and dominating the conversation. All of his ftes with Shuichi are about essentially acting as a teacher for different anthropological subjects. That is a special interest, you canā€™t convince me otherwise.
Overall I think Kiyo is just a really tragic character who was completely fucked over by the writing. As someone ND myself I find him so fucking relatable. Heā€™s seen as weird and typically keeps to himself and has a hard time holding a normal conversation. He keeps trying to just stay in the background and observe but not only does his stature make that difficult heā€™s also got so much to say, so much knowledge he wants to share, and he just wants someone who will listen. I hold him so dear to my heart <33
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