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"why should I get invested in shows if they'll just get canceled" I was deeply invested in Heroes (2006) and it was not canceled, it just got really terrible. I also got really invested in the sandwich I had a few weeks ago despite it only lasting like 15 minutes. You must embrace the ephemeral. You must be willing to love things that may not love you back, that might betray you, or that may die an untimely death. As the great philosopher Mr. Mitchell Lee Hedberg said "I'm not gonna stop doing something because of what happens at the end."
#now granted he did die of a drug overdose but you know. one can take the good lessons#anyway. point being i understand being deeply frustrated with the state of the tv and film.#but also we can admit that for every gem canceled there's like three real duds too#idk if you want something that's guaranteed to have a bunch of seasons and you know the ending for go watch shows from the 70s#the number of adults on this site who lack the emotional wherewithal to watch an ongoing narrative is. yikes.#queue
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positively obsessed with how Rockstar Lestat is the exact kind of guy one of my friends would show me a picture of and swear heās really sexy and cool and brilliant. Whole time Iām thinking āoh dear GODā staring at a trainwreck weirdo and wondering whatās happened to everybody else that is absolutely missing me. jesus christ heās blond
#his outfits are busted heās cosplaying a vampire as an adult man and on top of it heās blond#if he was a real guy who came out of nowhere I would think he was so cringe#and iwtv fans are like āoh we love him! we would always love him!!!ā LIES#you are on the HATER WEBSITE you are simply partially sexualising him and then rolling your eyes at Lestat/Reader band fic#while reblogging hate tweets (made by armand). donāt look in my eyes and tell me you donāt think heās a little cringe.#does it matter how camp a man is if straight women want to fuck him. I think not. site of haters weād be on armandās side#and also youād wanna fuck Daniel. as recent trends show#the x reader fic swiftie aesthetic girlies would love Lestat#they want to be a rockstarās gf#but the gay gore amc hbo nbc bitches would take one look at Daniel crazy geriatric homosexual#who claims to be a vampire and is now touring around with another separate guy claiming to be a vampire#and they would (as they are a currently doing) posting shit like#āhey is vampire peepaw kinda sexy. like Iād let him bite me. Lestat can die but Daniel come and get it grandpaā#lestat is nothing this is danielās time. in the reality where this is actually happening to us and not a tv programme#iwtv#interview with the vampire#rockstar lestat#lestat de lioncourt#the vampire lestat#daniel molloy
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HE'S CHECKING OUT GARY!!!! I REPEAT, HE'S CHECKING OUT GARY!!!!
#i havent posted anything on this site for years and i talk for these bitches..... as it should be#hes doing the marceline sexy smoldering eyes too i cant take this#i havent seen anyone talk about this and i am LOSING it over this detail i need everyone and their mother to know this#i already commented about this on youtube and someone was already doubting like 'i thought hes looking at the lemoncarbs'#AND I WILL SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT. U CAN SEE HIS EYES GO DOWN (TO WHERE GARY'S ASSETS ARE) THEN UP TO MEET HIS EYES WHEN HE LOOKS BACK#the lemoncarbs are clearly to the left where gary is staring at in horror.....keep up people.#he doesnt look at the lemoncarbs once until they started insulting gary's cute lil baking with the 'i hate their little faces' line#and then u can see his eyes move from left (to where lemoncarbs are) to right to look at gary again.#THERE. CASE OVER#I BETTER NOT SEE ANYONE INVALIDATE THEIR OBVIOUS FUCKING FLIRTING OR I WILL#cry. theyre very important to me. i love bubbline/gumlee so much i will die for them#its also funny that hes doing that NOW when our boy is clearly stressed tf out#its giving 'hate to see you leave love to see you go' energy lmaooo#gumlee#adventure time#fionna and cake#adventure time fionna and cake#gary prince#marshall lee
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Garrus "The rules at C-Sec annoyed me so I joined the first human Spectre on her mission to hunt down and murder my fellow Turian Saren" Vakarian. Garrus "if the dalatress had offered me the same genocidal deal for the safety of Palavan I probably would have taken it" Vakarian. Garrus "I'm gonna hunt this organ-stealer down and murder him in cold blood. You coming?" Vakarian. Garrus "calibrating weapons of mass destruction is my hobby" Vakarian. Garrus "I was so good at killing mercenaries I accidentally united them into a single, bigger mercenary group, then killed them too" Vakarian. Garrus "the Turians planting a secret bomb on Tuchanka was ingenious" Vakarian. Garrus "the collectors used this base to liquify hundreds of thousands of innocent people into a reaper, but waste not want not" Vakarian. Garrus "You've been hanging out with an anti-alien terrorist group after being dead for two years? Let me just sign up" Vakarian. Garrus "this guy is responsible for the death of my squad. Lure him into a crowded area so I can gun him down in the middle of the Citadel" Vakarian. Garrus -
#I see a lot of Garrus poor little meow meow Vakarian on this site#but let us not forget that this Turian is just as unhinged as Shepherd#if not more so#he went from rogue cop to right-hand turian of a spectre to literal mythical vigilante to military advisor on fighting ancient aliens#ride or die or die and come back and ride once again#mass effect#mass effect 1#mass effect 2#mass effect 3#mass effect legendary#garrus vakarian#mine#mass effect trilogy
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clark debussy you will always be famous (also on tiktok)
#hamish linklater#clark debussy#midnight mass#father paul#legion#im still not used to how the sites reduce the framerate and picture quality so i hope it stays timed correctly and everything#if not ill just die or something idk#i miss clark!!!!! legion ended up pretty meh for me personally but his character is very versatile. he should be in another show.#my art
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one day I need to make a list of the stupidest things people have gotten mad at me about on this site bc it makes me realize I've been here so long
#I still think one of the greatest was the time I said a state sounded made up#as in the whole state#when I was like 14#and had people flooding my ask calling me racist bc the Name of the state is native#that was crazy that was a crazy one#the recent one is taking the cake bc it's so funny but I'll save it for a few years when it's funny#but I remember having to literally go IM NATIVE GUYS IT'S NOT THAT SERIOUS I MEANT THE GIVE#awful awful site#another good one was when I called crowley nonbinary (he is) and got put on blocklists for homophobia#*vibe not give autocorrect wants me to die
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im no better than a dog because even though i know this is makeup, seeing this photo gives me an adrenaline rush accompanied only by the animalistic instinct that makes me want to tear somebody limb from limb for doing this to her
#old barry pics rly got me questioning my sexuality before i remember that hes literally a man#i would kill and die and scratch and bite and maim for him i think#how the fuck do u tag tws on this site anymore#blood tw#just in case
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saw some fan art that went like this and it kinda destroyed me lmao
#vee queued to fill the void#the gentaro fans are on it and itās so fun to see lol#i think the post i liked the most was from this one user mentioning that poet had also written in a different poem#that lies and truth were twins and i wanted to vomit lmao the one living a lie and the one laying comatose for telling the truth GODDAMNā#i also really appreciate the take about gentaro at war with himself as more truths come to light and his role draws to a close#and who the hell is he without this identity I LOVE SEEING PEOPLE RIP APART THEIR DEPRESSED FAVES LIKE THIS LMAO#it makes me wish i could have been online for the drop my for you page is pretty clogged balancing three fandoms ššššš#i wanted to see that burst of information come thru in real time šššš#the hypmic site was also pretty evil for their description of the song lmao whatāre we thinking chat#does the metaphorical gentaro die this track????? are we finding out if our yumenoās real name is kanata?????#what does gencha have in store lol
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martin septim is at the very least 45 years old. he can't be 34-44 years old cos uriel VII was absolutely not sucking and fucking when he was imprisoned in oblivion by jagar tharn. at least he wouldn't be sucking and fucking any mortals capable of pregnancy. im pretty sure there's a lore book that says that being imprisoned in oblivion took a pretty big toll on uriel's life and personality so I think it's quite unlikely he continued to suck and fuck after the simulacrum and he was well into his fifties at that point anyway. also uriel's legit kids are all in their fifties by the time they get got at the beginning of oblivion. martin is old. he is not a twink. give him some grey hairs.
#martin posts#martin septim#this is the one fandom wank hill i am willing to die on#i know hes a completely flat cardboard character who exists to be projected on but damn at least get his age right#this site is all like 'oohhoho im going to fuck that old man' and then they make the old man 25. pathetic.
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Cool so I get to start training in a forge and welding and steam engine maintenance and fitting on weekends
#itās.#okay.#itās still Setting In but. I personally wanna ask the guy why#like āhey you SAW my list of medical conditions right? you know about the heart disease and seizures and physical mobility issues RIGHT?#I mean hell yes. I canāt wait bc i can work up to working on ships. people who have historical engineering skills are needed Bad on ships#at least the ones I wanna sail (tall ships my beloveds)#but I do love trains too. a lot. I like knowing How Things Make Other Things Do The Thing. it pleases me#ships and sailing always my first love#but the choo chooā¦#I got the email today from the manager and Iām way the hell out of town atm BUT!!#hey if I can survive America heat I can survive a welding shop. I think. weāll see how long I last#tbh I think they said yeah bc theyāre so desperate for volunteers and people willing to learn on the job#(itās basically an internship tbh. unpaid apprenticeship)#so he looked at my medical issues and went āwell if you die or get maimed. well. weāll see what happens. you have two hands so thatās goodā#no but honestly I am very very VERY excited#itāll only be one MAYBE two weekends each month and they do have rooms on site for staff and volunteers who travel#(I doubt Iāll need them I know a guy 20 minutes away from the place whoāll let me crash)#so itās not strenuous or biting into my already busy week#(being on a committee is funā¦.. *sobs in someone forgot to take minutes at last meeting*#anyways#this story is still developing#FINGERS CROSSED everything goes smoothly#even if I just did a Saturdayā¦.#I can work on shipsā¦ā¦ā¦..#I COULD POSSIBLY GAIN ENOUGH EXPERIENCE TO JUSTIFY VOLUNTEERING ON A SHIP#AAAAH#(I do love a forge thoughā¦ I canāt WAIT to try blacksmithingā¦ even as an assistant/trainee/āadaptable helperā)#yes Iām absolutely using āadaptable helperā in this instance because. lol.#OKAY BUT IM SO EXCITED AND SO NERVOUS I REALLY WANT THIS TO GO THROUGH#soon as im back in the country im gonna try and nail down some dates
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I AM NOT WELL
#I read this book in three days and I. I canāt.#I was stopping to clap a hand over my mouth every other paragraph#he calls her āhoneyā and I die#there was a freaking āwhere is my wifeā moment Montgomery walked so yāall could run#or ran so yāall could walk more like#maybe I should start going by valancy on this site šš#the blue castle#l m montgomery
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my brother in christ
#NOT SHIP ART!!#get outta here >:(#canonās art#fanart#art#game of thrones#hbo got#asoiaf#littlefinger#petyr baelish#sansa stark#their relationship is so. Soooo bleghh#BLEGGHHHHHHH#brah.#it makes me insane it fills me with dread and it also fills me with a sad longing NOT IN A WEIRD WAY but it just makes me mourn..#i feel comfortable saying that i love both their characters respectively but in extremely different ways#like i think he should choke and die but also he is kind of that bitch#i just really love sansa. though and i need him miles away from her!!!!#iāll have him then all our problems would be solved š#anyways their relationship intruiges me and i would like to draw them more!!!#sorry if none of these tags made sense. i might be crazy#SANSA PETYR SHIPPERS DNIIIII idk the name if i see anything its on site!
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I need whatever my history teacher is smoking it wouldn't get me through my exams but I would die happy .
#this man does not know what tumblr is but he would be beloved on this site#trust#shitposting#secondary school#what if i just dont do my exams what then#every teacher is a pendulum swing between saying none of this matters and if you dont pass you'll die alone#theyre mocks but i need them to apply for sixth forms and colleges#ghoul says shit
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I am an idiot, I went on twitter and decide to see if there was any cool Cat or Ned stuff on there. Obviously there was some good stuff. Sadly, it was sandwiched between horrible takes.
#Idiot Targ/Lannister/Dany stans saying Ned was an Arryn and not a Stark like Brandon or Cregan or Lyanna will be my villian arc#Ned's honour isn't some Arryn thing that the Northerners dont understand#The North has honour and they revere it so much that they will fight and die for Ned's honour long after he is dead#I hate these takes about Ned because they are so bad that they also end up being bad takes about Cregan/Brandon/House Stark in general#Also too many people on that site and this site don't really know what honour is when it comes to a society like Westeros#Honour to them is some nice thing that nice guys have#way too many people think of knights and honour in disneyified terms and it shows#I could have made all these tags into the post itself but its too late now#Also Ned doesn't give a shit about his honour he cares more about his family and would betray his honour in less than a second for his fami#Ned Stark#Northern Honour#House Stark#Also fuck Elon
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just so u all know the ranboo core community is going to try to be more active here and i think we need to scare all the freaks out of the tags you are not welcome here
#ranboo#main tagging this because im pissed off#if you are being weird about ranboo here you are not a good person. hes a real human being. fuck off#i can tell people to die here wait !!!!! IF YOU ARE A FREAK ABOUT RANBOO DIE!!!!!#you know who you are. you are not silly quirky for using this site to do fucked up shit#you are a human being whos actions have consequences and you WILL face them#this is 100% a threat and should be taken that way
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sorry for accidentally dming you this but I find you very interesting and got too excited and pressed the wrong button and stuff so uh yeah
Opinions on Kiyo? (Iām very very normal about Kiyo and definitely relate to him to a average degree)
Heslo! Donāt worry, I totally get it, Iām horrific with technology. Iām just glad you wanted to talk!
Kiyo! God, I adore Kiyo. I havenāt gotten to the third game yet but Iāve watched all the ftes and am obviously pretty deeply entrenched in fandom stuff so I know a good deal about him, heās genuinely one of my favorite Danganronpa characters.
To me Kiyo reads as an abused person who hasnāt yet realized theyāve been abused. Other people can probably articulate it better than me but from what Iāve seen his Sister has dictated most everything about him from his clothes to his interests. Everything he does is for her and from the sounds of it this is still the case years after her death, thatās how deeply sheās influenced (and manipulated) him. Iām assuming that his parents were either absent or not there entirely which is why she had so much control over him. It makes me so angry about what they did to him in the 3rd trial not only because Kiyoās character was then completely villainized but because itās an absolutely disgusting way to paint someone whoās so clearly been abused. Thereās a difference between recognizing that a character doesnāt realize theyāve been mistreated and writing them to be a goddamn serial killer (Danganronpa has a history of turning heavily traumatized characters āevilā tho, just look at Toko and Syo).
Anyway, I also think Kiyo is super autistic. So many of his sprites are self-soothing positions (which could also be related to the abuse but yunno), heās covered pretty much head to toe which could be to protect from sensory issues, and most importantly: this man infodumps like no oneās fucking business. Itās kinda all he talks about unless prompted otherwise? And thereās implication he doesnāt have a lot of control over it because heāll cut himself off sometimes realizing heād been talking for too long and dominating the conversation. All of his ftes with Shuichi are about essentially acting as a teacher for different anthropological subjects. That is a special interest, you canāt convince me otherwise.
Overall I think Kiyo is just a really tragic character who was completely fucked over by the writing. As someone ND myself I find him so fucking relatable. Heās seen as weird and typically keeps to himself and has a hard time holding a normal conversation. He keeps trying to just stay in the background and observe but not only does his stature make that difficult heās also got so much to say, so much knowledge he wants to share, and he just wants someone who will listen. I hold him so dear to my heart <33
#korekiyo shinguji#danganronpa killing harmony#danganronpa v3#drv3#abuse tw#knife is talking#I didnāt even get into how he talks about near death experiences completely casually#like just drops on Shuichi āoh yeah I almost die on on-site setting sometimes lolā#like he needs sooooo much therapy#also some of the facts from his ftes are genuinely so interesting#I would pay to listen to him infodump Iām so fr#as you can see I am also super duper normal and definitely not obsessed with Kiyo and think abt him an average amount <33
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