#Idk I’m yapping

[chaosandmarigolds]

Reader, whose second language is English: we need to get a baby car.

Simon, holding the literal four month old: ….no. He doesn’t need a scooter yet.

reader: ??? Yes!! Unless you want to carry him everywhere.

Simon:

reader:

Simon: Stroller. And yes. We do.

[boywiththecopperspyglass]

i’m kinda new to tumblr and this is how i feel when my posts get notes

[local-cupid]

Okay hold up, I get it, the next four years are gonna be kinda chaotic. Is this just a cover up for stealing more money? Idk maybe lmao it’s trumps Oompa Loompa ass. And I know at some point one of his plans were to make it harder to elect democrats. Harder, not impossible. I personally don’t believe it’s impossible to eradicate the Democratic Party. Laws and stuff like that are reversible. Like it might take a few months but everything’s reversible. I don’t know what else people want to hear, like I have sympathy but I’m also trying to look at this from a logistical point of view.

[go-star-sailor]

transfem wirt truthers wya

[chromesturn]

hes so cute i just wanna count all his freckles and kiss him on the nose and play with his hair

[pwuppyl0ve]

big sister who tucks me in at night. big sister who shakes her head and tries to leave when i grab her hand and beg her to sleep in my bed with me. big sister who finally agrees after i start tearing up. big sister who feels so guilty for fantasizing about her little sister. big sister who tried so hard to go to sleep when i curl up in her arms. big sister who . idk where i was going with this. big sister who can barely hold herself back for long enough for me to fall asleep before she buries her face in my hair and gently grinds against my ass <3 big sister who pulls up my thin shirt to grope my tits and mouth at my throat <3 big sister who can’t help but to pull down my underwear and touch my cunt <3 big sister who slips one, two fingers inside me because she just has to hear me whine so prettily <3 big sister who knows full well this isn’t going to be the last time <3

[touyafootfetish]

he’s looking more like he did when he was a kid 🩵

[harveyverse]

do i ship johnny and ponyboy romantically? no. do i think they had a platonic bond that is so intense it just feels inherently queer? maybe. do i think their relationship is absolutely beautiful to the point where it makes me tear up when i think about it too much? YES.

[falmerbrook]

Oblivion has the weirdest aesthetic choices going on. Everything is super bright and saturated, the characters look silly and almost bordering on cartoonish, and the voice acting and delivery tends to be pretty silly. The whole things has such a strong classic fantasy vibe compared to the other tes games, but also there's a bunch of realistic gore and rotting corpses and really dark questlines with gross visuals (for the quality of those visuals). it's such a weird game.

[minjimunji]

I finally finished my Meg designs 😅

[theythemmer]

phinktober day 11: ur fav AU

i dont rlly do AUs so i just drew them how i wish they would dress xo

(dan’s tats r carnations and snowdrops and phil’s r roses and honeysuckle. for no reason 🤗)

ALSO bonus version w makeup bc i couldn’t pick <3

[fanfic-gremlin-ft-trauma]

i make my return with the humble offering of batfam content

[sokkas-therapist]

Breaking my silence: I think Zuko’s “I’m angry at myself” explosion in The Beach episode was queer coded

*runs away before I can be booed off the stage*

[houseswife]

kinda has me creasing how wilson is just casually on the world’s slowest treadmill for the entirety of this scene. he’s like a hamster

[weirdglassthing]

Frost gently headbutting Gricko for his attention or "grooming" Gricko's hair with his tounge. Take your pick

Grimmorning content and everybody cheered

[dilfdemolisher]

My antipsychotics aren’t enough to help me, I need Will Grahams cock down my throat