#Idiots with numbers

[himikotoga020]

I love nanbaka~

Does anyone know what it is anymore? I made this gif!

This is from the nanbaka outro...datsugoku riron I believe?

[slpysun]

just a quick sketch of my lovely baby monkey boy that I forgot to post

[icaruspartharmony]

Baby's first drawing in my new sketchbook!!

I got up to chapter 197 ish with the manga, and unfortunately couldn't find any more translated chapters other than text files on a google drive. :( alas...

Currently reading "Casting Off The Chains" on AO3 by LasEstrellasdelPurgatorio! My favorite Nanbaka fanfic! I'd def reccomend :o

Anyways! If you're seeing this, have a wonderful day! Drink that water! Take those meds! Punch a racist! Shoplift!

[chancellor-reno5]

Nanbaka Ramble incoming

Enki deserved better. The way that the murder wasn't his fault, it was instead Elf's. He lost a brother because of Elf. He lost his job because of Elf.

He ripped his own heart out because of Elf.

If someone had realised it was Elf the whole time, Enki would've lived

And why did it have to be Samon that found his body?

Ramble over (I may have gotten some bits mixed up but heyho !)

[ac-disastrous]

Prompt 4: A Series That Needs A Continuation

My result: Nanbaka

[bardocks-tiddies]

found this template floating around. decided to alter it a lil to fit more how i like nanbaka

i could go fishing for more darker screencaps but got lazy

[howdoyoudothedew]

don't mind me, quietly making a list of nanbaka ships i like as i finally read through the manga

jyugo/uno/rock/nico

musashi/yozakura

musashi/yozakura/hitoshi

hitokoe/hajime

kiji/samon

kiji/samon/yozakura

and you know if anyone wants to put a prompt in my inbox for any of them i wont say no-

[pinktatertots99]

For the number/pairing

29 with enki and samon (possibly involving a bear trap? 🥺)

i'm going to take a guess on which prompt it is, please link it next time though as i've noticed people find prompts i did years ago that i haven't reblogged since then.

send me a pairing and a number and i’ll write you a drabble

29. “I thought you were dead.”

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his patience was weighing; all enki could register was the excitable rambling nonsense of the child proclaiming to be his brother was spewing.

finally he stated firmly. "samon." and it immediately shut the child up looking at him. "if you want to train and become like me, walk two miles through the forest then back here." he looked into the large intimidating green of the forest and whined.

"awwww that's no fun!"

"then you will never be like me."

that struck an emotional nerve as he went wide eyed, almost teary eyed before shaking it off with a determined expression. "i'll become you faster then you became yourself aniki!"

"that makes no sense."

not listening to him the boy ran into the forest, the rustling fading until it was silent. enki sighing in relief, the panda to his side shaking it's head in disapproval as he went back meditating.

.........

the metalic 'snap' of a trap caught his ears as he looked to his right, his panda was unharmed. the snap was further away anyways in...the forest.

he sighed getting up and walking in, that damn kid got himself into something dangerous, how annoying.

"samon."

he walked a little faster, deeper into the woods looking left and right, how big was this place again? why did that even matter though? he was likely fine...likely...

"samon!"

he ran jumping over tree roots, leaping onto branches when the ground was too irritable for his bare feet, harshly landing in an opening.

"SAMON!"

"what?!"

enki almost fell back as samon popped out of the bush, panting lightly as the younger looked more confused and slightly annoyed.

"i thought you- you're-"

"-not done yet i know." he grumbled, coming out of it with a beartrap latched onto his tail. "but this stupid thing won't let me go!" he exclaimed shaking his tail growling, only to smack the metal trap on his forehead making him screech in anger.

a beartrap he thought, out here, so far away from him. if it didn't latch onto his tail he could've...

samon plopped on the ground panting, long enough for enki to lean down and pry the trap off his tail. sitting up samon quickly examined his tail, smiling as he stood up. "thanks aniki! i'll go fini-"

"no." the younger faltered at the sudden response, his pose drooping. "what?"

"we're...going to take a break." he stated, walking with the trap in his grasp. "come. lets replenish ourselves." at the comment of snacks samon quickly perked up following suite.

unbeknownst later during his snacking of the elder's absence back into the forest, and the brown bag he took coming out full with metallic clanking inside

[mahi1313]

⚡🤚👍

[slpysun]

Of all the things I've ever painted, this is the most miserable🤡

[pishybowl]

@skittlescripts

my boi is finally getting the attention he deserves omg

What if.. Reader is a also a fan of the Dragon Ball series. And adamantly insists on Naming her and Wukong’s first born son Gohan.. because she thinks it’d be fucking hilarious.. but she refuses to tell anyone why she’s so insistent on the name, plus she always immediately starts laughing like a 60’s sitcom laugh track after.. 😆

Wukong’s confused. And everyone is wondering what’s so special and funny about the name Gohan. 🤨

🎃~

Pft reader's such a nerd i love it kekeke

(for anyone who doesn't know Son Goku's character was based on Sun Wukong)

However! I see your DB reference and I raise you a Nanbaka reference where Reader insists on naming one of their sons Samon after Samon Gokuu aka another character based on Sun Wukong aka my husband

I'm only little obsessed with him... 😳😳😳

[alienzil]

Okay so I saw this post and you know the types of fics where adult Danny moves to Gotham and winds up emotionally adopting one or more of bat kids or accidentally coparenting with Bruce (with or without a relationship between them)? I had the thought, what if Danny parented the bat kids but he started doing it out of spite?

Like, Danny moves to Gotham and runs into Batman and Robin one night while out for a late night flight and drops down to the rooftop to say hi.

Bruce sees this 5'6" twink that looks like a stiff breeze could knock him over and is so obviously new in town and thinks Gotham is going to eat him alive, he needs to leave before he gets killed.

Batman: Looming menacingly and in his deepest scariest Batman voice, "Leave. Metas aren't allowed in Gotham."

Danny: Offend! Excuse?! Who does this guy think he is?! 😡 Danny was trying to be polite here! "First of all, I'm not a meta. Second of all, rude much?!"

Batman: Does scariest bat glare. "Leave." Swoops off into the night.

Robin (Damian): "My father is correct. You should leave the city for your own safety."

Danny sees this tiny vigilante child with fierce expression and a sword and is just like awww, so cute! 😍 Then he noticed Robin had a small cut on his arm and his inner gremlin activates. If the rude flying furry can't take care of his own kid properly, Danny will do it better!

He bandages up Damian's arm, gives him a cookie and teaches him a neat sword trick before sending him on his way with a hug telling him he needs his sleep.

Danny goes out of his way to run into the bat kids and be the absolute best dad.

He takes Nightwing flying and throws him in the air so Nightwing can do all the fanciest acrobatic tricks.

He tracks down Red Hood and starts a book club with him (Danny may or may not have used his connection with Ghost Writer to get ahold of some rare books).

He eats waffles with Spoiler and trys out weird topping combinations that make them both make faces and laugh.

He makes new gadgets for Red Robin but carefully breaks them just a little bit and takes them to the teen so they can fix them together (it's enrichment!). He always insists RR keep them as a reward.

He follows Signal around during the day invisibly, making faces and doing tricks only Signal can see (he made him laugh in front of the police at a crime scene twice!).

All of the kids get his attention and love and Danny smugly thinks how Batman must be absolutely seething about his kids bonding with Danny and Batman missing out on all of it.

Danny started it out of spite but he does wind up genuinely loving the bat kids.

Batman definetly hates it when the kids are bonding with Danny and is extremely jealous (sulky Batman brooding in his cave about it).

Bruce's repeated attempts to intimidate Danny into leaving Gotham don't work and him telling his kids to stay away from Danny had zero effect (the terrible children don't listen to him at all).

So Bruce starts spending more time with the kids to compete against Danny. The bat kids love it and (little gremlins that they are) use the two of them against each other constantly.

Bruce:"Sorry Tim, I can't make it to your photography exhibit this weekend, there's a meeting with the Justice League."

Tim:"Oh that's fine... I'll just ask Danny to come." 😏

Bruce: Narrows his eyes and grits his teeth, "Actually, the Justice League needs to have contingencies in place to manage without my input. This would be a good time to test their capabilities. I'll skip the meeting and come to your exhibit."

With both of them competing to spend more time with the kids it leads to the two of them spending time with each other to be around the kids more.

After Damian catches a terrible flu bug, Danny spends an entire weekend at the manor babying him. This is when Bruce finds out Danny has known their secret identities for months and tries to get mad about it but Alfred puts his foot down, raises a judgmental eyebrow in Bruce's direction that puts a stop to that nonsense and sets up Danny with his own room in the family wing.

Eventually, Danny gets to the point where he spends most of his nights at the manor and he and Bruce consult each other on all major household decisions.

The whole family is at the manor one morning including Danny. Bruce has a meeting at WE and he and Danny are absently discussing their plans for the day at the breakfast table.

Bruce: " The meeting should take most of the morning and then I have paperwork this afternoon and a scheduled walk through on one of the new engineering projects. I probably won't be done by the time school let's out. Can you pick up Damian today?"

Danny: "That shouldn't be a problem. Would you mind swinging by the bookstore on the way home and getting my preorder? Jay and I just finished rereading the first book and we were wanting to start the second tonight before you all go on patrol. I'd rather not try to make it to the bookstore in school rush hour traffic"

Bruce: "Sure."

Stephanie watches Danny reach out and absently straighten Bruce's tie as they both get up to leave. Bruce grabs Danny's coffee thermos and hands it to him while they walk out the door.

Stephanie: "Sooo, bets on how long until they realize they're basically married?"

[slpysun]

omg I'm gonna cry you're so right

although there are a few plot inaccuracies in nanbaka, such theories really make me scared

A plot point that's been bothering me in Nanbaka is that most the staff - even the warden and the supervisors - didn't know what was going on in the prison.

On one hand, okay, people probably don't react well to finding out their place of work is actually a concentration camp. And telling a lot of people would make it more likely that the secret will get out.

But. Have you noticed a lot of the guards are also 'weird'?

Like Samon and Kenshirou and that cat one having undeniable animal traits. And Hitoshi's concrete breaking durability. And that one supervisor who's literally a sarcophagus.

Call me crazy, but I think the "Nanba employs only the most remarkable guards" is a ploy to get even more oblivious togabito inside. Basically self-policing each other until Hiiro decides to kill everyone within the walls.

[bluegiragi]

new handler.

early access + nsfw on patreon

[beanghostprincess]

luffy knowing a bit too much information about beetles and zoro being oddly good at math are concepts that make me extremely happy for no reason

[pinktatertots99]

Hello can I request some Ringo x Mitsuru content ? I haven’t seen them in a looooong time

-blows dust off- ...so...been a while. i have two of these writing requests though in my inbox so, i should give yall something

just an FYI though i've been out of the loop for a while, so idk what all went on in the manga besides some tidbits i learned from friends. anyways i'm so sorry for the long wait:

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the skidding wheels of the bullet train perked ringo from her phone, quickly pocketing it as she walked towards the opening doors. a long but eventful day at work left her almost exhausted, contemplating a nap on the ride back-

"YOOOOOOOO!" exclaimed far off as she turned, the hard hitting boots mitsuru wore emitting as loud of a sound as his voice. "KEEP THE DOOR OPEN YALLLLLLL!"

a part of her did not want to keep the door open. however the good co-worker part of her quickly slapped her hand on the left end of the entrance long enough for mitsuru to get inside; there went her short nap she supposed.

slowly pulling himself up from his half crouch panting mitsuru finger gunned at her, his coat over his shoulder and hat clasped on his belt. "yooo ringo thanks for that!" she shrugged responding despondently "what are co-workers for?"

"right!?" he smacked her shoulder blades with a chuckle as she kept herself from falling. "man y'know i always say that but the guys sure don't reciprocate that."

"i wonder why." she grumbled, walking to an empty seat as he followed flopping next to her. "man i dunno." he feigned tearing up "poor ol tsuru's friends just take advantage of his good will."

"what a semi-convincing display of emotion your pulling."

he turns back sharply with a sharp smile. "ey thanks! been workin on it."

"can you also work on keeping your voice down?"

"heh, guess i do owe ya one for that so sure."

"thank you."

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lightly tapping on his phone mitsuru glanced down at the red head currently resting on his shoulder. wasn't even five minutes before she passed out.

another stop another few guards and workers coming on, he almost wouldnt've taken much notice until a pair of legs was standing right in front of them. taking advantage of his shaded lenses he looked up just enough to see the random guard staring at them- no wait- not directly at them but at-

...his smile made mitsuru snear, slowly pulling his glasses down as he looked up, gaining the guy's surprised attention.

"yo." low and dark as he glared. "can i help ya with somethin'?"

immediately he left in embarrassment. mitsuru "tsk"d putting an arm around ringo's shoulder. the creeps they let work at the prison he swore.

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"my apologies for the unnecessarily physical response now that i have more context of the situation you described."

the rattling of the train station's vendor stopped as a small pack of ice dropped, mitsuru quickly picking it up to put on his right eye.

"psh nah t's fine. don't blame ya. man ya pack a punch though." ringo loured lightly, mitsuru noticing quickly before her expression shifted to look more neutral.

"ey, how about we get drinks? my treat." she perks up surprised. "wh- why your treat? i hit you so i should be the one to."

"ya bought the ice pack for me so 't's only fair."

"but that makes it uneven compared to your help on the train-" he put a finger in front of her, a smile on his face. "it ain't a competition ring. 't's just what friends do."

"friends..." she mumbled as he took two steps ahead of her, offering a hand. "so what'dya say? can also just escort ya home if ya want." her face felt warmer then she remembered, brushing back her bang before nodding.

"i can fit in a drink before home. thank you mitsuru."

"ain't nothin ringy-dink."

"don't."