pinktatertots99

[pinktatertots99]

UPDATED COMMISSION PRICING (2025)

It’s been a while since I’ve revamped my comms ad. Commissions are currently OPEN

Terms of Service

Will draw OCs or fandom; I specialize in humanoids but I will attempt anthropomorphic or furry characters.

Any alterations made prior to the sketch being approved is free.

Payment is due once the sketch is completed and approved.

I only accept payment through Paypal

References for characters are welcomed and encouraged, but do not send over AI imagery!

Previous terms of service still applicable. All work will only be for personal use, so do not resell, use for commercial, redistribute, mint for NFT or purpose it for AI; credit me if you post the completed work to your own page / other sites; full refunds are available if i have not completed the line work or if i cannot complete it in a timely manner; suggestive, explicit, and gorey works are for commissioners 18 years or older. The time to complete works are based on complexity and nature of the works, but updates are available upon request. I have the right to refuse services upon request.

Add-Ons

Extra Characters are an additional +20% of the base price.

A complex background are an additional +20% of the base price.

Suggestive, Explicit, and Gorey works are an additional +15% of the base price.

Questions? Contact Me!

Email: melancholee.art@gmail.com

Socials: melancholymars on Discord and through my DMs right here on tumblr!

[pinktatertots99]

What?? Outlast? Resident Evil?? No. I make Hiveswap art, remember?

(In case it wasn’t clear, this is an April Fools joke-)

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Compiled some basic information I know about drawing fat characters for beginners since I've been seeing more talk about absence of really basic traits in a lot of art lately.

Morpho Fat and Skin Folds on Archive.org (for free!)

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I cannot stress enough that all those things in sewing pattern instructions that seem pointless are actually very important

Yes, how you fold your fabric before putting down the pattern pieces and cutting matters, because it influences how the fabric drapes, and ignoring that can cause fit issues in ways you wouldn't expect

Yes, cutting an entire separate piece to sew to the edge to finish it is going to be better than turning the edge and stitching it on its own, because there are geometry issues in play that make it actually harder to just fold a curve to the inside.

Yes, cutting clips or notches into the seam allowance around curves should always be done, because those geometry issues will work on the seam allowances and keep the curve from laying flat (remember, clip when the curve goes in, notch when the curve goes out)

Yes, interfacing may seem completely superfluous and frustrating and an extra step to work with, but it adds rigidity and stability to areas that need it (especially under buttons)

Yes, using a fun quilting cotton print for lining looks nice, but the point of lining isn't to make the inside pretty as much as it is to make the inside slip smoothly over the layer under it, and quilting cotton is going to instead be prone to grabbing everything under it, so you really should use those annoyingly slippery lining fabrics

Yes, in general, you should use the kind of fabric the pattern tells you to use, because there have been centuries, if not millennia, of people throughout the entire world figuring out what fabric best suits what kind of garment, for reasons beyond aesthetics

I know that a lot of people new to sewing see these things and feel like they're things that just aren't necessary, because they skip them when they sew and the item ends up just fine. And if you don't mind the idea of your clothes looking homemade, then it is fine. But...if you're consistently skipping these things and end up unhappy with how homemade your items look, please consider that that result is at least partly because you're not following the entire directions

"Sewing" involves so much more than just the stitches

[pinktatertots99]

NSFW PRICES ARE ONLY AVAILABLE IF YOU CONFIRM YOUR AGE.

YOU CAN CONTACT ME THROUGH TWITTER (NSFW + SFW) OR DISCORD (marshiimarshii) AND I USE PAYPAL ONLY! IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS FEEL FREE TO ASK ME HERE, THROUGH DMS OR IN MY ASK BOX!!

I DO:

NSFW art

SFW art

Gore

Furry

Mecha

T4T

Any type of ship (straight, gay, bi, monogamous, polygamous, etc...)

I DON'T DO:

Gross stuff (s€at, p*ke, n*crophilia, p*dophilia, zo*philia, etc...)

Animal cruelty

Hate art

(Overall just regular bad stuff)

[pinktatertots99]

while my guitar cries so hard it throws up

[pinktatertots99]

i don't care if mondays fucked, tuesday wednesday kiss my nuts, thursday this shit fucking sucks, it's friday im in love

[pinktatertots99]

Discord has added generative AI features to servers.

Here are THREE THINGS you need to do today.

1️⃣ YOUR SERVER

Go into server settings -> roles -> Default permissions

Search for "external apps" and disable it

2️⃣ YOUR FEEDBACK

Access Discord support -> https://support.discord.com/hc/en-us/requests/new

Go into Help & Support > Feedback/New Feature Request

Denounce generative AI and request the feature be removed. Bring up privacy concerns for yourself, your data, and for minors.

You will get an automatic reply to this request- PLEASE REPLY TO THE EMAIL TO PUSH IT TO THE TEAM or else it will get discarded.

3️⃣ ON MOBILE

Access your app store

Leave a 1 star review and publicly denounce generative AI and Discord's use of it

Reblog this to spread the word, I'm tired of the enshittification of the things I use in my day to day life.

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sorry i was passionate & intense & insane. it will happen again

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how it feels when the thing i like is something i really like and thats because i really like it and it makes me happy to like it

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I wish kinky sex ed wasn't so stigmatized even among left-leaning "sex positive" circles. Everyone's all "uwu I'm a sub I'll do anything you ask" okay mommy wants you to read The New Bottoming Book so you learn how to sub without hurting yourself since your sex ed up to this point is porn and your ex boyfriend Jared who liked to choke you incorrectly

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So my family has a Gay Pirate Plate.

Stay with me.

We do not know how the hell the Gay Pirate Plate was first acquired. This being a point of contention is actually pretty plot-relevant; the saga of the Gay Pirate Plate began with my grandmother and her sister, who, for some ungodly reason, both BADLY wanted the Gay Pirate Plate and believed it to be rightfully theirs.

I should back up, firstly, to establish: The Gay Pirate Plate is the cheapest, tackiest, ugliest plate in existence.

It is in no way a collector’s item. It is physically impossible for it to complement anyone’s decor, because the colors in it are garish. It’s just a ceramic plate with a gay pirate painted on it, and the painting is, this cannot be emphasized enough, extremely bad.

(How do we know the pirate is gay if he’s just posing on a plate? Listen. Fully 100% to stereotype, but he is. He is gay. There’s an energy. That pirate is a flaming homosexual. That pirate has sex with men and does it frequently. That pirate is fucking gay, all right, he just is.)

Anyway. The point is that this is an extremely cheap and ugly plate with a poorly-executed painting of pirate on it who is like a nine on the Kinsey scale.

My grandmother and her sister fought a blood feud over this plate for their entire lives. It would be on the wall in my grandma’s house, and then her sister would visit, and then it would be gone. She’d visit her sister and the plate would be on the wall and her sister would pretend it had always been there. She would steal it back, hang it up, and, when her sister visited, pretend it had always been there. This continued for DECADES.

When the sister died, the Gay Pirate Plate lived triumphantly in my grandmother’s house. And then my grandmother died. And my aunt, who had lived with her and been her carer throughout her life, rightfully inherited their house.

We visit my aunt after the funeral and stay with her for a week or two.

Me, my sister, and our dad. Her brother.

The three of us look at each other. We don’t say anything. We studiously avoid making eye contact with the Gay Pirate Plate mounted proud and ugly on the wall. We notice one another studiously avoiding looking at it. We notice one another noticing. We say nothing. We come to a silent consensus. We pack up to leave. We get in the van. Our aunt comes out to say goodbye. I loudly announce I need to use the restroom before we leave. She obviously stays outside to continue talking to my dad.

I take down the Gay Pirate Plate, stuff it under my oversized sweatshirt, go outside, and get in the van. She happily waves goodbye as we drive off.

Two days later my dad gets a phone call that opens with hysterical laughter and “You FUCKING ASSHOLE did you seriously STEAL THE PLATE–”

Anyway. The gay pirate plate lives in my dad’s house currently.

But he’s trying to get me and my sister out to visit him. And plate mounts are cheap.

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I am BEGGING younger drivers. drive carefully. give yourself room. for fuck's sake use your turn signals and don't fucking weave thru traffic. this is not a video game, this is real life and if you get into an accident, you could get killed or kill someone else VERY easily

[pinktatertots99]

oh thanksies bud!

Hazel, pastel pink, black(?), purple, and teal/pink

@zebruh @skaibreeze

what is your eye color. what is your favorite color. what is the color that appears most frequently in your wardrobe. what color is your favorite blanket. what color is your water bottle.

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RadenWA is honestly a hero for these

they're got even more than these, too!

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I feel like id be fucked in this situation