#Ideal Protein
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inkskinned · 1 year ago
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as we enter the start of a semester and the dreaded Hour of Making Friends us upon us... if ur ever at a loss for what to say in one of those weird social situations where you only vaguely-know people, one of my favorite questions to ask is "what is your favorite food crime." a food crime is like the food combination that you love that other people find revolting. press them to take it further than pineapple on pizza, that's rote. food crimes is a good topic that has many benefits as it turns out all people are degenerates and also it will give you some cool ideas to try out later in the privacy of your own degenerate kitchen
the other good thing to ask is "okay but has anyone here ever been someplace haunted" bc it turns out if you ask most people directly they don't believe in ghosts, but many people are like "oh yeah i lived in a haunted house. ghosts aren't real tho"
#my food crime is that i regularly make a “pasta and tuna” situation that has somehow gotten even more evil and degenerate over time.#it is a ''white wine reduction'' (it's just white wine and garlic powder & seasoning)#and tuna from a can.#and plain pasta.#if i have the spoons i will actually chop garlic for it but this tends to be my comfort food for a REALLY bad day#bc its super easy to make:#boil pasta. drain. put into bowl for later. into same pot u used for pasta.#put tuna (with oil/water from can). let fry a little for like 2-3 min. put in whatever amount of wine. season to taste.#the tuna will get a little crisp on it which is nice. important side note:#this began as a Bolognese sauce.#and one day i had to sub for tuna. i know. not ideal. i cried about it too.#somehow over time it is now its own little evil thing. i would never make someone else eat it. it is beautiful.#but yeah i don't even stir the pasta in afterwards i just slap pasta into serving bowl#slap this ''''''sauce'''''''' on top#molto bene#(i really can cook fairly well btw. this is a food crime. not a suggestion of skill or ability)#(i LOVE baking but when i cook for myself. the autism is obvious. bc i just don't understand the point of most of the steps)#(.... i can just eat the deli meat out of the bag. it is protein. i don't even have to like it. i just have to eat enough calories.)#(also i used to cook MUCH more before this apartment which is so small that i can stretch my arms out and overreach the counter length.)#(.... i'm 5.2. so.)
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snackugaki · 2 years ago
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y tho
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delicatepointofview · 2 years ago
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pumpkinofthedale · 2 months ago
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I love apples so much but if I eat them by themselves they make my tummy feel bluh.... So I have to cook them or eat them with other foods and while I love apple slices and peanut butter sometimes I just want the apples
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colesabi · 5 months ago
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today is a big ol’ NO for me.
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baravaggio · 1 year ago
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I think everyone who does home baking should learn a few easy substitutes for milk & eggs...I accidentally left my soy milk at my petsitting client's house with a big order to fulfill today & was panicking until I remembered I can just whip up some oat milk 🙏
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blue-hi · 10 months ago
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what are good recipes to make in a teeny tiny slow cooker (2 quarts)
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seiwas · 1 year ago
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anyway ! i hope everyone’s had a lovely meal/snack today !! 🍽️😋
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maretriarch · 2 years ago
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to-night i am very excited to go home because we got the part on the fridge fixed (weve been stuck using a minifridge since xmas) which means now we have ample food for me to Meal Prep for the first time ever
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gardenstateofmind · 2 years ago
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anyway i'm someone who is generally anti juice cleanse (or really anything that claims to "clean" your insides)
however i'm specifically looking into short term specialized diets to help promote colon health, and i know that full liquid diets can be recommended, and within that framework, i'm wondering if the stuff available for "juice cleanses" might actually be the healthiest way to approach a full liquid diet
but i am having such a hard time finding actual studies/evidence of the impact this diet can have bc the search results are so saturated by misinformation from fad diets
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toytulini · 5 months ago
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For anyone else who was wondering about the cooking of the shrimp, cos searching "lemon cooks shrimp" was pulling up less explanations and more recipes for grilling shrimp with lemon, personally
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strawberri-syrup · 2 months ago
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i love starting my period!!! i feel like i am dying!!!!!!!!!!!
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iamnotlookingidonotseeit · 4 months ago
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wailing!!! weeping!!!!
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inakanotori · 8 months ago
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apparently this buldak version is 8k SHU, no wonder I feel like slowly morphing into something higher than my usual poor human being.
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snarltoothed · 8 months ago
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okay like two out of three of my cats are like… on death’s door basically despite them being all roughly the same age and sharing the same genetics (mother aged 16, son and daughter aged 15) and while i’ve accepted that i’ll be exceptionally lucky to get even another year or two with the momma cat (bonded to me) and that her son (bonded to my mom) is not too far behind… despite being the runt 15 years ago, the daughter (also bonded to me) is still quite spry and in good health so i literally tell her sometimes like you’d better live til you’re 20. i need at least five more years with you and also some time in between you and your mom dying. please.
#having old pets is sad#however i could not imagine willfully abandoning an elderly pet#which like… seems like it goes without saying but a lot of people do just decide their pet is too old and surrender it to a shelter#and miss daughter kitty was abandoned at like 10/11 by my cousin she did actually leave our household for a while#like who does that…#i mean no complaints i wanted to keep her when she was a kitten so i was more than happy to take her back but dude after ten years?#and she’s not even old in a sad way yet. and i’ve had her for an additional 4-5 years since#i mean it had something to do with her needing more attention after her other brother died and my cousin having kids and the cat probably#was not crazy about the kids she is very much a grumpy old lady even if she’s still lowkey a crackhead like a much younger cat#she is fat as fuck rn but idk what to do about that while the other two are still alive#like if we feed her less she will just steal more of their food than she already does because theyre too busy having arthritis to go eat#but like… we can’t just feed them less because they have a reduced appetite they still need to fucking eat…#so idk she’ll be going on a diet eventually but it’s not presently feasible#before i moved back in her diet was really strict because she hated my roomie’s cat so much she literally lived exclusively in my bedroom#so like i can adequately manage her diet when she’s not being a thief… but idk how to explain theft to a cat#at least i got her off iams dude idk what is in that shit but weaning her onto better food took at least six months and a lot of vomitting#like not ideal that she’s becoming obese again but she was this fat when i got her too (bc high carb iams diet)#HOWEVER her energy levels (while they’ve dropped since she was a healthy weight) are still wayy higher than when i got her#so getting fat from her high end gluten free purina and her relatives’ prescription hypoallergenic kibble and wet food for extra protein…#every other day (which has kept her from developing any visible muscle degeneration tyvm) is evidently healthier than being iams fat
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byzerodigital · 1 year ago
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Vayalfoods Tuvaram paruppu providing plant-based protein, fiber, and antioxidants. Our Toor Dhal are carefully selected and processed to ensure maximum nutrition and flavor, and are ideal for use in a variety of Asian dishes.
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