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#polls#not looking for scientific facts on whats the right thing to do#but what you learned as common sense from your family/culture#personally we wash literally everything before cooking#rice#meat#vegetables etc#but i have heard its not really ideal for meat bc of the protein or whatever#and technically cooking would do its job of sanitizing it i guess#but i do it anyway lmao
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What would you choose? :0c
(note: original image is from HERE (link) - but I edited it to add a wider variety of options.. also added $3 extra to the total, even though I know that makes it more uneven lol, I thought if you're adding 10 whole extra items, the money to spend should at least be increased slightly, if that makes sense..)
#I would get orange juice. black coffee. AND iced coffee ($3) because I love the variety of having multiple drinks#then sausage and scrambled eggs ($8). Then sauteed mushrooms ($3)....AND... hrm.. then spending the remaining $4 would be hard#I wish I could get waffles (as they are my favorite and are superior in every way compared to pancakes. donuts. etc.) but I'm not willing#to give up the other savory things just to get them. so... then maybe I could get a biscuit or english muffin? and just put jam or#honey butter or something on it so it can be my replacement 'sweet and bready' thing instead of something from the $5 row??#OR I could also just assume that having the orange juice plus iced coffee would provide enough of a 'sweet element' to the meal#(since I largely prefer savory foods. I only like a tiny bit of sweet added for variety) and thus forego any sort of#'bready' thing entirely and just get the bowl of beans/onion/tomato (I'd leave the avocado since I don't like the#texture of them really lol). THEN I'd have $1 left to get the milk or the black tea... increasing my total of random drinks..#which is always the goal of course.. as a chronic ''person who is sipping at 5 different drinks at their desk simultaneously always'' perso#OR... I could just do.. waffle. scrambled eggs. sausage. mushrooms. and black coffee and orange juice.. which is... okay variety#augh... so difficult.. As my Ideal Breakfast is like a buffet type thing or something where you have like 25 different things to choose fro#and can get a little tiny bit of everything. My eating style is very much like.. I'd rather pick at a small amount of a ton of#different things than just have a very large amount of only one or two things. Thats why I LOVE sample platter type stuff.#So it's like... augh... the ideal option would be a tiny portion of EVERYTHING actually lol...#Difficult to choose...#ANYWAY.. Also no idea why I added croissant instead of bagel. I only thought about that afterwards. I do actually like bagels.#I've only ever even had a croissant like 2 times in my entire life. Yet I've had many bagels. For some reason it stuck out in my mind more#when I was considering 'essential breakfast foods' somehow... how could I forget them... bagels my beloved...#Blame it on the hot weather... 'What in the blazes? The sun hath obliterated the concept of bagels from my miind!'#(< meant to be said in a silly overdramatic elderly wizard accent or something)#Also I don't think ''bowl of beans. onion. avocado. and tomatos.'' is necessarily a breakfast classic or something gbhjjh#but I was just trying to think of a versatile vegetable-ish side that could be full of common breakfast additions#so people could do stuff like ''oh I get the toast option and then the bowl of stuff and I put the avocado on the toast'' etc.#Like a mix and match. You could mix ingredients from different parts. You could put scrambled eggs and bacon and onion#on the bread or soemthing. etc. I just feel like something is always missing if a Full Breakfast Spread#doesnt have some sort of onions or beans or mushrooms or asparagus or spinach like... some sort of thing that isn't just eggs and meat and#bread.. you know? lol..#But then again.. I am the Sampling Plate Style Variety Lover and Tiny Portion Of Food Picker so maybe thats just a me thing.
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I know this isn't only an autistic thing or always an autistic thing, but over the least few years, I've realized that a lot of my difficulties with humor are not actually with humor itself. If anything, there are specific kinds of humor that really work for me and I end up laughing so much harder and longer than everyone else that it's uncomfortable or embarrassing.
But a lot of popular humor fundamentally relies on saying things that aren't true. Sometimes this is drastic exaggeration, sometimes it's OTT parody that is far more about Being Funny than about the actual thing being parodied, and often it's flatly false and that's what is supposed to be funny about it. And yes, that's a humorless and ungracious way to describe that kind of humorāI don't mean to say that this is objectively bad or something.
I even understand the jokes intellectually. But in the vast majority of cases, there is something deeply unfunny to me about jokes reliant on something that is either obviously untrue or which I firmly disagree with.
I've seen quite a few posts recently about how, in online fandom, mocking your faves or being amused at other people mocking your faves is an important part of fandom culture. But for me, jokes about my faves based on things they actually said or did, or qualities they clearly possess, can be very funny, while jokes that are based on misrepresentationsāeven obvious, it's-all-in-good-fun-and-we-all-know-the-truth misrepresentationsāare tedious at best.
For an easy example: Anakin and Luke Skywalker are two of my main Star Wars faves. Jokes about sand or Anakin mass-murdering children in his good phase or Luke being far less concerned than Han over the revelation of who his twin is or "it's not faaaaair" can still be really funny to me when told right. Jokes about Anakin obviously mind-tricking PadmƩ or Luke being obviously an eternally optimistic loser twink are intensely annoying to me regardless of context or delivery, not because they're comparably objectionable or anything but because they're not true.
Functionally this does cut out a lot of humorāespecially online humorābut it's not that I literally don't understand it. I get it. I just don't get it.
#anghraine babbles#long post#sw fanwank#rare breed of attack unicorn#general fanwank#etc#it was a couple of lotr joke posts i've recently seen that were based on blatantly untrue things about gondor that got me thinking more#i didn't correct them (and usually don't!) but when someone else does#and the ops are like 'well actually i'm right because [another comedically false statement]' it's this weird mix of understanding the humor#and understanding it in a way that is the mental equivalent of eating boiled unseasoned vegetables. allegedly there is value but ugh#and a lot of jokes and especially mockery hit that way for me unless it's clearly true#and then it can be absolutely hilarious shit. idk.#this came up in my autism diagnosis and is well established in the literature blahblah so i know it is very often an autism thing#but in any case: probably a disproportionate number of people in fandom /can/ take jokes and mockery of their faves#they just don't find the 'make up shit about them with little to no basis in characterization and keep repeating it' form of it funny
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also yall we need to step back from the harryvision and understand that kim, at his core, is a loser (affectionate) like everyone else. so much out there wants to portray him as limitless patience, great cook, super organized, good handwriting, nice tasteful living quarters etc and that's fun to contrast him to harry but well i am here to RUIN that we need to take off the du bois glasses and appreciate kim for the weirdguy that he is. he has horrific fits of road rage and harry genuinely fears for his life riding along with him and witnessing the generational curses this man is capable of unleashing upon the stupid little fucks that cut him off on the 8/81. he has never had the time or space or budget to learn to cook so he lives off deli sandwiches and butter noodles and the occasional grab-and-go fruit. he writes so much so frequently with such awful handwriting that he has invented a new form of shorthand and the moralintern is contacting him to create a cipher system for them. he has no resources to furnish and maintain a nice flat so it's like a slightly gentrified r/malelivingspace but with a table for his sewing machine and there's scrap fabric and thread and half-pinned half-hemmed pants strewn about the place. there are absolutely a bunch of shitty mockups of his old wirral character in the backs of his notebooks and he hasn't played it in years but if he ever picks it back up then his minmax high int high dex definitely-not-a-self-insert sidhe artificer is READY. everyone add your weirdguy kim thoughts NOW š
#the 'kim is so cool and confident etc' illusion shatters the moment martinaise is over and harry knows him outside of the one case#harry will be starry eyed about him for a long time regardless. but harry knows More now#harry like kim i dont know how to cook for myself please help :(#kim comes over. they attempt a dinner. the vegetables turn out undercooked but burnt somehow. the pasta is limp.#the chicken gives them food poisoning.#'are you... bad at cooking?' harry asks. kim pulls the eyebrow. they drop the conversation and harry never asks again#harry decides to try out wirral with a local group and tells kim. kim goes full nerd mode#kim walks him through character creation and gives him a full rules rundown from memory#introduces him to the prominent ttrpg settings and lore. it's a literal 8 hour conversation#at the end of it kim says 'and that's the basics' and harry gives him a Look and kim is like ah. i may have told on myself a bit there.#anyway that ends in harry DEMANDING to see kim's wirral character#kim (embarrassed) (proud of his character) (ashamed) (really wants to talk about his character) (needs help with backstory details)#anyway they end up workshopping their characters together.#kim at the end is like 'hm maybe your guy can be in mine's backstory' and harry goes 'š£šš is this first base...'#kiwipost#harry du bois#kim kitsuragi
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honestly. half the fun of fantasy aus for me is the Food Descriptions
#why yes i WILL spend entire paragraphs going into great detail about characters' meals#ovens and campfires and magic-roasted and festival vendors and cauldrons and-#meats... cheeses... fruits... bread... mead... ale... onions... egg... pastries... stew... pie... cake... etc etc#i could go on forever#i live through writing and one of my greatest and most favorite delights in life is Tasty Food#it shows. it very much shows at every available opportunity#i always get so excited when im reading something and theres Descriptions hell yeah#yes it makes me hungry in a way that i cannot satiate!#because most of those things are Beyond My Grasp!#oh to sit down at a table laden with high quality deliciousness.... allowed to go Hog Fuckin Wild...#absolutely unprompted#im gonna go butter a plain white bread slice and dip it in canned soup#thats as close as i can get!#i need to make a big soup again... i crave Vegetables...#or ohhhh a nice thicc stew... yeah... throw some turnips in... nice soft shredded meat... Spices Galore...#wailing wailing wailing#its a shame that i Do Not Enjoy Cooking!
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Storytime, when I started a second playthrough it was mainly because I craved sudoku. Female Ryder (custom), Scott Ryder / Mass Effect Andromeda (c) Bioware
#mass effect#mass effect andromeda#mass effect fanart#bioware#female ryder#custom ryder#scott ryder#comic#sudoku#remnant decryption puzzle#I'm a sucker for logic puzzles what can I say#but only the ones I can manage are good. the rest are obviously designed poorly.#so. I made a really disgusting soup this week because several years ago my mom bought these sliced... beet artichokes? I dunno. anyway#they were forgotten in the basement freezer and when I moved I decided to bring them with me and see if they could be eaten#and you can (usually) make a really nice soup with them and potatoes etc but problem 1 was that they were not properly cleaned#and since they had been frozen I saw no clear way to like. fix them. so I popped them in the pot thinking it would all boil apart anyway#and here comes problem 2 - it's all supposed to be blended with that hand mixer thing you know? but I had forgotten it while moving#so I only had my electric whisk available for like 1 kg of root vegetables and almost 2 l liquid all needing to be crushed together#and I could not do it in the pot because it might damage the glaze or whatever so I stood there scooping everything into a bowl#and then tried to whisk it together into a smooth soup with my little electric whisk. I shall tell you that this was not a good idea.#anyway so I have been eating this lumpy yellow-grey mess with bits of peel in it and while writing this I still have three more days to go#every evening has been me going 'if you eat it you can have something nice after ok? don't look at it just swallow...'#and two weeks before this I made a really lovely fake palak paneer and it was a week of bliss and I suddenly started writing a lot#and after that came this soup#it's fine. it's fine. I would be hard pressed to cook anything worse than this for next week. so it's fine.
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Hello praying people, I'm not doing well and would really appreciate your prayers right now <3
#long very boring and unnecessarily detailed tag monologue incomingā feel free to skip:#this is going to sound like a silly thing to be hitting rock bottom over#but iām fairly certain i have a semi-rare skin condition known as sensitive skin syndrome#which is basically where skin gets progressively more sensitive#until it wonāt tolerate the topical application of anything at all without getting irritated#usually it happens to people on the skin of their face and i have it there but i also specifically have it on my lips#(which apparently is extremely not normal; i found a dermatologistās case study from like 2019 of one woman who had it on her lips#and according to this case study there were no other cases of people having it on their lips#in all the dermatological literature he had read)#i canāt follow the protocol which all the journal articles iāve been able to find say is helpful for the rest of the face which is basicall#leave the area the heck alone for at least a year#because if i donāt apply anything to my lips for more than two or three days they will get so dry they crack and bleed#so itās looking like one way or another i may be having to deal with dry burning irritated lips for the rest of my life#and iām not dealing with the thought of that very well#iāve already suffered so much anguish from extreme sensitivity on the rest of my face#and not being able to take proper care of the skin there#and this is just too much for me#i know God is allowing this for a reason but itās filling me with so much frustration and panic and despair that i donāt know how to go on#but i must and i will#this isnāt a serious or a life-threatening condition but itās looking like a pretty hopeless one and itās hurting me badly#and i would appreciate prayers that it would just be healed or that i would know what to do#i think i will try going to my dermatologist but somehow i doubt she's even heard of sensitive skin syndrome#on a COMPLETELY unrelated note i'm just about to get my period and also for two days i've ''eaten'' nothing but vegetable smoothies#and those in pretty small amounts because they're disgusting#(do a detox my hormonal health doctor said)#(it'll be fun she said)#ok if you read this far you're so brave braver than any u.s. marine etc.#thanks for reading ily <3
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adquired a new recippy...
#being in charge of my own nutrition has been. oddly liberating#grandma denying me food actually turned out to be great#also wanted to thank my mom for teaching me how to be independent and make vegetables delicious#now if i spend a day without having one veggie i feel vaguely disgusting#also wanted to thank my country for being so awesome in their produce#etc#viva chile mierda
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always always always thinking abt qcharlie lab experiment theory.
#maybe im working myself up to disappointment#but genuinely I think that this is the route charlie's going down with qcharlie#with things like him saying he /thinks/ hes got āa little bit of human in himā#and his comments about bones and not having them (taking offense to bbh saying he was boneless--#--telling flippa that āeveryone has bones! or so ive heard.ā etc etc)#distinctly Having Memories of his childhood and just not talking about it. not knowing a lot of basic fruits and vegetables.#and in the log he and flippa found at the federation office#the employee said they were āsurrounded by cagesā (qcharlie has said that he and his siblings /grew up/ in cages)#and there was a distinct reference to āa failed experimentā āan abominationā#i am CONVINCED that failed experiment was him. i am CONVINCED he was the abomination the employee mentioned.#he used to be a human child and some experiment they did fucked up SO BAD that they turned him into sludge.#anyways.#qsmp
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I feel like over the month+, I have like 1-2 hours a day max where I feel relatively awake, and every other hour I'm fighting bone-deep exhaustion. I'll bring it up with my doc at my check up on monday, but tbh i know the solution so idk if she can help
And I can work-work when I feel half-dead, or rather I force myself to because I don't want my cats to starve, but when it comes to creative stuff, it's like my mind is slippery sludge dribbling out my eyes...
The Solution, of course: just stop working 3~10 AM every day (and then taking a short nap, working during the day, and then taking another short nap, hours vary but repeat), and maybe get at least 6, ideally 8 uninterrupted hours of sleep at least every other day, ideally every day.
But do I see that happening? No.
Like rn I know I desperately need to edit fic and reply to comments and do several arts but I'm nodding off at my desk after boss DMing me work at 5 AM and dealing with repair people since 8:30 AM...
#YukiPri rambles#yeah the next fic chapter is long done#i just need to edit and reply to comments but that's like#5 hours at least of concentration and i feel more vegetable than sentient human#coffee just makes me sleepier#my hyper irregular sleep hours (i never sleep the same hours 2 days in a row...) means that even when i DO have time to sleep#i wake up/it's not restful#i've tried melatonin and sometimes it works but more often it gives me hyper vivid pseudo-dreams#stuff like i'm in my dream i hear my alarm go off i turn my alarm off while remaining in my dream etc it's dangerous#all of this also of course means i rarely have time to do my minimal exercise of a daily walk#and i'm lucky if i eat one full meal a day#it's like being in a perpetual state of awful jetlag#i feel like my body is not synched to earth and it sucks#do you think this is what inter-planetary jetlag is like bc that must suck worse than just timezones on the same planet#that at least has a consistent rotation u feel#hmm what was this post about again#lol disaster#anyway i think i'll take a 1-2 hour nap now so maybe i can do some fic editing when i get up#see i'm repeating the cycle again
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hi. im going to be going back to [somewhat] regular posting now that the strikes over, but i wont stop posting about palestine, and i strongly encourage you to not stop as well.
keep boycotting keep speaking out. buy e-sims, donate, protest. keep gaza in your hearts but also the rest of palestine, and syria and lebanon and sudan and congo. please dont forget them either, show them support.
#note: if you tag me in donation posts charities etc ill reblog them#and if anyone has the graphic of israeli fruits and vegetables to avoid please share
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i think i need to have a little dance tonight and then everything will be okay....
#i'm so sorry about my crappy posts i fear theyre all like i hate rxams etc etc :( so i'm sorry about that theyre nearly here and then no#uni for monthsss so yippeee in my opinion :') but gosh. today i was like i feel gross ugh and then i realised at 6pm when i was starving#that i'd basically had instant noodles today and that was it :// so going to make an effort to buy like vegetables and fruit etc tomorrow#and do some proper grocery shopping. literally my least fave activity in the world but its okaaaaaay <3#anyway!!! how are u all my loves? hope everyone's having a lovely november so far xx i love you and if you're also doing exams (or just#something a bit awful) i am hugging you so tightly <33 we're all going to be okay!!!
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i need to go to bed
yawning gorilla just like me
#swingset#mountain gorillas have black-stained mouths because of the high amounts of tanins in their diet#tanins are [some science words i don't understand that basically says they're a special kind of molecule]#they're in coffee and wine and all sorts of things#and apparently the vegetation in the virunga mountains has lots of tannins#and it stains their teeth tongues etc black!#isn't that cool?#primates#primatology#<- in tags
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my most embarrassing fact is that i have a deep and lifelong phobia of fruits and vegetables. i have no clue why. might be a texture thing. might be that nightmare i had as a toddler about the veggie tales eating my family in an act of revenge. idk but either way its hard to explain to other people
#shelby says#probably a texture thing tho.#i also have a memory of choking on a grape as a child but no one else remembers#so i might have imagined myself choking on a grape#and been so scared#that i never ate another fruit or vegetable ever#but yes iāve never had an apple carrot lettuce etc.#i have a panic attack if i try and itās so embarrassing
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Glad Iām starting therapy so soon after moving out āļø I am already feeling the helplessness and loneliness
#vent#<- slightly? not that strongly? this is a pretty chill post like. I feel pretty chill#but also :( sad#I miss my family and friends at home#I havenāt really talked to my roommates#including the one whoās been my friend since high school bc sheās been sick (?) for the past few days#and this semester is definitely going to be A Lot#I got accepted into another choir but Iām most likely not joining bc my schedule is so packed#but the main thing is#I FEEL LIKE A BABY#my parents never really made me cook or clean and I just feel kinda useless#Iām just gonna have to force myself to learn which is fine#and my parents have offered to walk me through stuff over the phone when they can#but idk I just feel really immature bc like. damn I am 20 and donāt know how to cook Anything#Iām gonna go grocery shopping either tonight or tomorrow and get some sandwich supplies and other non-cooking stuff#so we are not completely doomed lol#also I need to do laundry tomorrow.. which. I can do and have done before. but Iām still gonna call my mom for guidance š
#idk I think the main thing thatās stressing me out is spending money on food vs. groceries#and trying to eat at least some protein and fruits/vegetables etc. while also not spending exorbitantly#bc I am SOOOO irrationally anxious about money. I hate hate hate spending money#so the whole idea of grocery shopping is just kind of filling me with dread š„²#but I will do it bc I need to Adult at some point#I just. idk I guess most students do this and Iām being whiny about it bc Iām not used to it??#but it just feels like So Much to be taking five classes and doing a bunch of extracurriculars and living on my own for the first time!#like! ahhh! too much at once!#š°š°š°#and I need to get an internship soon š and if I donāt get one this semester I need to at least get a job so I can stress less about money š#but I always stress about money regardless ššššššš even though I have scholarships savings etc šš ocd things! š (š„²)#thank god for my meds and the thought that Iāll be starting therapy in the next week or two#and also my mom for being like the sweetest wver
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i think one of the things i am most liable to be canceled and drug through the streets over is that i actually donāt care for rice that much. it takes much bravery to admit this to you all. crucify me if you must
#āyou wouldnāt feel this way after a bowl of vegetables and riceā actually i donāt want to eat that#i do enjoy a sushi rice a fried rice a cilantro lime rice etc#but if you just give me plain rice.. no thanks#chatpost#i know how it looks to be a white person who doesnāt like rice much. i canāt apologize enough
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