#ITS FUNNY

[sbeana]

drawing this solely because my friend sent me a tiktok about chase and foreman and i said hey man. im gonna draw them ship style now

[the-purple-possum]

When I say I really want a Jason adopts tim fic, I don't mean I want him to become a parent at 19 to a teen like 2-4 years younger than him, I want Jason to meet Tim and decide that he wants Tim on his side.

I want Jason to adopt Tim as his Robin, like he decides that he wants to recruit this 15 year old that is some how the smartest and snarkiest person in Gotham. I don't want infantilised tim, I want a sorta Nani and Lilo sibling dynamic, but with a smaller age gap.

Like sure, Jason sees his little brother as some sort of soggy kitten that he must protect, but also a Tim that is very capable of looking after himself.

I want Tim to look at Jason, see Bruce back when he first donned the Cape and traffic light colours. And then in true Tim fashion decide to fix him, B was being too over protective since Red Hood showed up anyways.

Like imagine, Jason meeting Tim instead by accident when he drops in on a drug trade. Tim says some quip that throws him off his game while fighting. Jason basically losing to a very deadly fifteen year old who's not slept in 29 hours, and he thinks 'f it, I like the kid'. Then trying to recruit him consistently until Tim goes 'why tf not'.

I want enemies to caretaker, but they both think they're the caretaker

[bluerosefox]

No Longer In Service

Okay

Okay

hear me out

Ghost King Danny Summoning!

The heroes fail to stop it, everyone is panicking, they feel like they’ve truly failed to stop it. etc etc

EVERYONE is ready to fight for their final life.

They’re as ready as they can be to go against something so evil JLD are scared of it.

SO when the dome that was sealing them away from the summoner finally shatters they are expecting some huge eldritch being, something made of pure nightmares... Only...

Only to find an old tape recorder in the middle of the summoning circle...

Everything is dead silent. No one moves...

Then it clicks on and makes a loud noise.

The noise?

It was the no longer in service beep.

“We’re, not, sorry.” a teenage voice began after the beep ended, startling everyone as they weren’t expecting this at all “But the Ghost King you are trying to reach is no longer in service or rather King anymore. Thus any big evil world ending plans you have made will not be approved during my reign. Please, get a life and try to actually live it because I will not be ending anyone's or mass genocide anything... Also to the really insane Fruitloop that tried summoning a being with the warning of "will cause the end of your world". I am the Ghost King now, eventually everything and everyone will enter my domain regardless of who, when, how, or why. That is something I can wait for, I got no reason to speed it up.... So have a pleasant day and enjoy being arrested or ended for doing this dumb summoning if you decided to do this in front of like everyone in your world or something... Goodbye!”

The world went silent after that.

That...

None of them were expecting that at all.

[lmanburs]

Imagine being a normal human being attending the Shaky Knees Festival and you see a bunch of people in front of you passing around a crocheted egg with a beanie and hair like it's baby Jesus

[hai7ani]

omgg ran and rindous gfs being friends ❤️❤️

i think about them going shopping together all the time. or like cute little cafe dates with money their boyfriends gave them 😣😣 they're like really close sisters who share things. you don't have something right to wear? just go to the other brother's room and flip through his gf's clothes in his closet for something. she never minds if u shoot her a text. but don't wear that one dress okay? it's only for her to wear for him only.

they splurge on clothes and makeup and they come home with so many bags of stuff and their bfs just. ran is wiping his face and rindou's peeking into his gf's shopping bags to see what she bought. helps her unbox sometimes if he's in the mood. while ran is immediately dragging his own into his room to make her show him what she bought.

a bit silly but i have a hc that all of the new toman's gfs are friends like they have this little gc. every now and then you'd see someone checking w the group "do they have a meeting today" and when someone says "yes" she'd go "oh okay i was just checking to see if he's lying"

[zprite-x]

They are besties to me your honor

[alohomorate-esta]

Someone catches James and snaps this picture

"Wtf is a deer doing in here 💀"

And James responds with

"Getting an education bitch same as u tf"

[intotheelliwoods]

VOTE 2AL/SLAU <- <-

And we will finally introduce✨Oneion✨ to the people of tumblr :)

(includes the stashed up crossovers over the past few months + his viking outfit!!)

[heavenlyantennas]

i draw them small and ugly because its really funny

[awhoreintheory]

In Eminem's Album "The Eminem Show" he has a song called Business that directly references Batman. He also has repeated references to Robin and Batman's dynamic throughout many of his songs right right are you following my thought train??

So it is logical to assume Eminem either doesn't exist in Peter's home universe or Marvel, or he has entirely different songs with more Marvel based super hero references. (The easier option is he doesn't exist tho)

I just think it'd be neat for Peter to discover Eminem in DC and I have literally no reason other than I love Eminem

Peter, running past Tim at neckbreaking speeds while rapping Rap God: youassumingthatimhumanwhatigottafotogetitthroughtoyouimsuperhuman—

Tim: dear god, Stephanie got to him

Jason, exiting with flair: yeah, good luck with that

Bruce, with a long suffering sigh:

Stephanie, wiping away a single tear: he's glorious

[humans-are-tasty]

based on @poneglph‘s au

[cult-of-the-eye]

Whenever someone calls Tim out for making a small mistake like forgetting a birthday or mixing up a case file, he gets up and apologises like a fucking YouTuber trying to claw their way out of being cancelled

[basedhighsenberg]

[ramsei501st]

when u have to slay yokai at 2 but u have folk rock band practice at 6

another modern college au kubo for the soul, really healed my inner 11 yr old weeb

[m43d4y]

joke