#ITS A FUCKING WATER BOTTLE
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People do know they don't have to buy a Stanley, right? Or whatever the fuck is the current bottle people want. You got your bottle for free in an event in 2015? All the power to you, but if having a cup that matches their outfit makes someone happy, why the fuck do you care????? Are you paying for their bottle? No, you're not. The bottle will still be produced. What's the ethical problem here??? If having a blue cup, and a pink cup, and a cup that makes me look like a koala keeps me going, then it's a necessary purchase. You're not the one spending money on it so why do you care?????????
#i got 5 tiktok videos on a row of people bragging about their old bottles#one girl literally ran her bottle over#and im like okay? you dont care where you're drinking your water#some people find dopamine on stupid shit like having their bottle match with stuff why do you care how they're spending their money????#ugh#yes i have a Stanley. it was a gift tho#i also have more cups that i probably should have#but one sparkly cups that match my phone case kept me drinking water while i was at uni so i think thats a win#and they were also a small purchase that kept me going on bad days#i dont see the harm on having multiples of one thing#its not like I'm throwing the old ones away#i still use most of them when i feel like it#its a harmless thing#ITS A FUCKING WATER BOTTLE#fucks sake we cant like anything#thoughts thoughts thoughts
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i like ms paint but i like mspaint-esque pressureless brushes more.
exclusive never before seen art process snapshot under cut.
this is what it actually looks like in the canvas. it was a warmup for a larger thing and took way too long so my frustration is justified i think
#homestuck#hom3stuck#home24uck#home2t4ck#dirk strider#jake english#dirkjake#decapitation cw#gddddiiii ialways forgett that one. fuck#admin draws#fanart#anywways uhh tags! context!#first one is post tussle. because i am living vicariously through them#i too want to laugh with a friend and have that soothe the sting from the scrapes and aggrevate the bruised ribs#second one. heat map. pieces of you that you left behind#its something ive been thinking about a lot lately as a framing for trauma. a part of you thats still back there.#the way these two step on each others toes in a more general way too. neither means to. it still happens#i saw art a while ago that speculates on dirk being reminded of the disappearifier whenevr jake is on his shoulders and that stuck with me#im in such a mood with these two again sorry. this is what joining a discord 4 the alpha kids does to your brain#drinking sparkling water straight out of a liter bottle and jamming out to verka serduchka rn what can u do.#guess what im drawing. smile :)
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i made a mabel pines themed beverage called "goodbye summer" and its so good that im literally in tears. ingredience for mabel juice:
greek yogurt. duh
a LOT of mango
just a little bit of strawberry and banana
blackberries for color
1 brick(??) of acai sludge
yeah i put my vitamins in here. this is how i take my vitamins
some flavor syrup called "mermaid" and another one called "unicorn". "mermaid" is pineapple flavoring, it literally didnt tell me what "unicorn" flavor could possibly be, but its pink
"some" alcohol. i didnt have any malibu so i used pina colada flavored wine. amount: well a lot of it
whimsy (1% milk)
it tastes like: pink. also wine
#sorry i dont have a picture i fucking Slurped it#i made a lot of it and it'll probably be my dinner tonight and breakfast tomorrow#gravity falls#<--sort of?? i mean its a mabel themed drink#you might be thinking: why were you crying over your “drink”#I WAS SO THIRSTY..ITS SO HOT.....I HATE SUMMER IM SORRY MABEL#we have a boil water advisory so my options for beverages are either just milk out the jug or wine out the bottle or this.
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girl you okay? 😭
absolutely fucking not klfjsdklfjsdkl. look at these gifs and tell me you are
#easks#nah its fucked up man#mtich has barely opened his fucking mouth and austons grinning at him like that im so sickjdscklxlkk#IM SOOOO SICK#AND mitchs lil smug happy face sititng back.. oh my god. like#they will always have a place. as long as theyre on this team together. they will always.....#its right there. next to each other. in front of one another. filing out onto the ice one at a time. and then. coming off it. in reverse...#im just.#im about to lose my fuckingnfnnfnfn MIND#even the backwards cap and forwards cap...#the way mitch puts his water bottle in the holder n auston immediately picks his up#like what the fuck is hti s mimicry lfkjds#im aware i sound deranged but im gonna be real. i cant care fkldsj
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procrastination is starting to have its consequences finally
#on my friends living room floor they love together but one of them has been london for weeks or maybe months#to be with her love. im on a foam mattress from one of their beds next to a glass bottle of water opened by one of them#in a mug given to me by another. the weather felt like my childhood today and it also felt like 2 years ago.#(put space in the heavens Einstein's idea and hes your friend too so nothing to fear) around the table they drank and laughed and i thought#i hope you keep growing so full with the love you receive . i hope your appetite becomes insatiable from how used to it you are#and i know youre all leaving soon but i hope one day you miss this and that youll be happy you miss it#its worth missing i think#i thought he didnt care but he said after exams hes going walk around this area over and over#(this is near where he lived and where we visited almost daily for a year)#(hed come across the bridge on a lake)#we went where she used to live and at the entrance a fox sat calmly. it just yawned and stared.#it felt important somehow. i think maybe their impressions of me will never be close to how i feel inside but i think#i love them enough for that not to matter. i dont think theyll ever know this. i dont think if they did it would change much.#and seeing them smile makes my heart glow anyway. today i tried their malaysian tea the ginger burned my throat#they warmed my heart. hes going to canada soon and hes going to the US soon and shes going everywhere soon ill never understand#how were supposed to live with memories and with seperation and with the past but we do it anyway so i think it doesnt matter much#i wanted to write a poem for the lab rats with the fibre optic wires lit with blue forcing them to turn around and around#something about how im sorry that the two photon arrays burned the inside of your brain. im sorry about the sharp points of multielectrode#arrayes. im sorry about everything we do to you. she asked to see me tomorrow. im trying to have self control but i miss her so awfully#last night my friend talked to me and i updated on everything that happened with love and the lack of it and she just started laughing#and she told me about the same thing from her side. and she told me about how she loved london because she would walk the streets#and she felt like the people were her. and her eyes would go over the people and the bag of bagels and the construction men they probably#have a kid at home maybe shes a daughter. this kid is crying for her mother and the building you just walked past caused#blisters and pain and people died in it and very likely people were born in it. we talked for hours and i felt like#i was holding her hand just like that time she held mine watching a horror film. i love her so much#my friend is a genius and i remember her picking up the charms of my phone and staring at the leaf hanging from them. shes side stepping to#music drinking dangerous cider and cocktails from a movie and chit chatting with billionaires and undergrads#i love her dearly. his head covered in electrodes. she tells me about a syrian guy shes in love with and she says#what you feel and what i feel is like cocaine. ive tried a lot of fucking cocaine.#she says ive reminded her of what living actually feels like and to never put energy into someone who doesnt see me this way.
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pathologic 2 day 2 feels like standing normally on a carpet as someone picks the edge up and down, clearly showing their power over you but not yet having made the final snap to pull it out from under you
#pathologic#anyway i think i fucking dropped the bread i got from the dead items store. food isnt an issue FOR NOW#but i am scared of it becoming an issue.#i seem to be getting along with like 2-3 eats a day. but im suspicious#i did waste one of those gross meat pies on accident cause i didnt understand the hunger bar lmao.#there is so much water everywhere and its OMINOUS!#ive got 9 bottles and i have no idea how much ill need
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OK, is it just me having horrible issues with telling tastes from one another, or does moldy water taste like lemonade to yall.
#HELP#ive been drinking from this water bottle for like a month#and the last week ive been wondering why it tasted like lemonade#it was moldy inside the bottle#help me#yall it would be so easy to poison me#id just think its fucking ✨️flavored✨️ or something#drininking a stawberry kiwi flavored water rn and i have to keep checking for mold because it tastes like weird lemonade and now im scarred#anyways tails' taste pallet is def fucked up from what he had to eat as a kid or something#i dont have an excuse for myself#miles tails prower#ask blog#tails ask blog#tails rp blog#rp blog#tails the fox#sonic rp#sth#send anons im bored#send anons#murder of sonic the hedgehog tails save me
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Boobe-yeh!
#splatoon 3#splatoon#splatoon art#splatoon oc#the first real hang of it i got#and ik those water bottles are usually fucking huge pls ignore sob#i love this fit on him sm#i havent done art art in ages#and its somethin simple lol#art#hero
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something a little silly
(he's not actually angry at the "drugs" thing, just busy trying not to die)
oh i almost forgot
transcript of my bad handwriting:
Page 1 Panel 1: 2013, 1:38 pm (sfx: DING DING DING)
Panel 2: 9th period, 1:40 pm
Peter's internal thought bubble: "Oh shit my meds"
Panel 3:
Student 1: Hi, Mr. Parker!
Peter: mm-hm
Panel 4:
Student 1: Mr. Parker? Hello?
(Student 2: Huh?)
Panel 5:
Peter: Hm?
Student 1: What are those, tic tacs?
Student 2: No, he's doing drugs!!! (In class!)
Text pointing to Peter's hand holding his pills says "PTSD medication"
Peter: HKFGH (choking noise)
Page 2:
Panel 1:
Student 1: Are you okay?!
(Student 2: oh fuck)
Peter: COUGH COUGH
Panel 2:
(sfx: WHEEZE)
Peter: It's not DRUGS!
Panel 3, Peter cont.: Well, I mean, it is drugs, but it's prescription—it's medication. OK?
#came in through the window last night#peter parker#nadiart#fanadiart#rough art#comics#spiderman#always feel weird tagging the au stuff just cause it's so specific but... well i won't pretend i look at the peter parker tag lol#a post arguably still about a somewhat serious topic but with a more lighthearted mood#bright blue capsules = 5mg generic prazosin just fyi#he takes it starting in early 2013 to prevent flashbacks and nightmares (technically it's a blood pressure medication tho)#he takes it in morning. afternoon (at work). and bedtime. otherwise he can barely leave the house.#i was picturing this in fall after he's a little more functional but still kinda fucked#In Retrospect I'm not sure that him getting a job in 2013 makes sense though like it's a miracle he graduated from his master's program#on the other hand he strikes me as the kind of guy who works himself harder when stressed... but a few months is a very quick turnaround#maybe i should have him doing full time classes instead of pt and finish his degree over fall 2012 or smth... idk#i'll figure all that stuff out Later#anyway my approach to peter's shirts is generally anything that looks thrifted where he saw it in all its hideousness and said#''i love it''#also don't get it twisted the only reason peter even carries a water bottle is for his pills#accidentally pavlov'd himself into being hydrated but not into buying a reusable bottle lmao
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chat what do we think of my water bottle
(i made the stickers, though only some are actually drawn by me)
now that i look at it again literally the only stickers of those i drew are the iterators LOL
also i think you can tell i cut them out by hand by how poorly theyre cut out lmao
#rain world#stickers#water bottle#i dont fucking know what to add man#its a water bottle with stickers on it
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oh yeah today in lab i started pouring some of my undiluted analyte into the wash bottle of distilled water instead of the other way around, in case you wanted to know how present i was in the real world
#we arguably managed to salvage it but its results were consistently absolute fucking garbage#the way it was salvaged was by transferring everything to a Bigger volumetric flask#so that i could Also transfer all the contents of the tainted wash bottle in#and then i obviously washed out both the vmetric flask and the wash bottle out with more distilled water#to ensure absolute complete transfer of the analyte into the new volumetric flask#and since i had to dilute it again i just used proportionally less to make my solution for analysis#which then proceeded to have an r^2 value of over 600%. i ran the machine like five times today#and the lowest relative standard deviation i got was like 75% which is Bad#fortunately its sister solution (correctly made from the start) had a GREAT r^2 value of like 0.89%#the worm speaks#but yeah that solution was just so astoundingly garbage i don't know what went wrong#like my stock solution was in the larger vmetric flask so i had to empty that out#but then i did my standard 'wash it three times in distilled water' routine before putting in the new stuff#the readings were also super duper weird for reasons neither i nor my professor could figure out#so he said to just toss out that data
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#'well you cant win em all.' okay but i would like to win at least one!! (not my quote i swear ive seen it on tumblr just cant find it)#like i would kill for just one win. i would pay a crisp $10 to anyone that could provide a single win for me#today was yet another fucking loss and that was all i had lined up. like theres nothing set up to possibly be a win in the future#ive got nothing there. so weve ended on a loss and thats all i have for the foreseeable future#i counted all the wins and losses in recent memory. ive got like 13+ losses and about 1 win#i tried to count up all of my wins but truly i managed like. one.#even some things that i didnt know could become losses! like did you know you can just be refused an adhd reassessment?#like you can say 'id like to pay $160 for you to fuck up a diagnosis again' and they can actually say#'youre not even worth the trouble to misdiagnose so go fuck yourself'#but they can! i didnt know that#and then you can have the audacity to tey to hope for something and think youll get it. like hope a little too hard#truly shouldve lesrned my lesson after twelve losses in a row not to get my hopes up#but i did! i made plans! i was gonna buy a cute water bottle specifically for that job. snd take myself out to dinner if i got it#can you guess what happened? when i had the audacity to hope and plan for a job that i was so passionate about and wanted so much?#(i didnt get it. the job ive been posting about. didnt get it)#didnt get the apartment in the city i love and miss either. didnt get an adhd reassessment (which is still wild to me)#and i tried to frame them as better in my head. 'this is a chance to tey a different job youd be better at! this is a chance to save money!'#nope its just another shitty thing in a long line of shitty things and im just getting tired of it. im so fucking tired of it#i am back where i vowed id never come back to and i cant escape in any way shape or fucking form#just needed to vent because saying all this in my head wasnt helping. saying it here doesnt help either but whatever
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idk if this is just a me thing but so many random things smell like Dog that should have no business smelling like Dog
like plastic waterbottles sometimes
or tap water from a restaurant
when someone goes for a walk outside
just caught a whiff of a tissue
and its all just Dog
#i cannot fucking stand the smell of Dog it hate it and its disgusting i hate Dog they fucking reek#my least favorite is when its the water bottle or water like im just trying to stay hydrated why does this smell like literal dog bowl#one of the reasons im a cat person. dogs smell like butthole and mildew and cats smell like flowers and baby wipes. cats smell heavenly <3#also one of the many reasons i cant stand dogs in general get out of my face i hate being around u lil bro
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@iraqueer literally i wish the US wasnt stuck in medevial thinking about toilets cause im so jealous of people who have bidets/are in places where bidets are common. but we just get chronic butt hemorrhoids and think ''this is peak living, actually'' and nothing gets changed
#its like how we build our houses with shitty paper over here and then go This Is Peak living. while literally everywhere else uses clay#or brick#it is a little sickening places sell overpriced bidets like at this point im just going to carry a water bottle everywhere or smthn#fuck this tissue paper life
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been sick with a cold 👎
#personal#one of my coworkers was drinking out of my water bottle in secret & it pissed me off sm bc they ALWAYS seem to be spreading germs#& besides being fucking nasty its disrespectful as hell like what the fuck 😭#cleaned it top to bottom nooks & crannies when he was like ‘oh i was super thirsty i hope u dont mind i drank half ur propel 🫶’ like. 🔫🗿#i get no respect at work man… gonna have to start bringing a damn lock again 🤦
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#candyredtext#i had to leave work 3 hours in yesterday cus.#my head pain wouldnt go away and the loud noises + lights made me want to tear my skin off#an old lady spoke to me in a loud voice and it was nails on chalkboard#3 diff medications didnt help my head -- or least one didnt seem to rlly do anything until hours after i took it#from my mom. in an orange pill bottle--#SKDKKGJ#I WAKE UP OVER 12 HOURS LATER AFTER TAKING IT.#i feel like im just coming out of fucking. anesthesia#bro i literally fell out of bed and just crawled to the door frame to help get me up.#when i went to sit down on the couch i almost fell over forward onto the coffee table-#KSKKSS#BUT YA KNOW. GOTTA GO TO WORK ANYYWAY--#I HATE COST OF LIVING I HATE CAPITALISM#lowkey worried about driving there to be fucking honest but.#least its early morning so.#god. god.#my head pain is coming back as well as my stick stomach#i literally just had a sip of water and it just. triggerred everything like#BRO?
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