#IT'S FUCKING CHRIS MCLEAN

[luk4-luk1]

It's everyone's problem

[chefscook]

I always wonder how they’re doing between episodes

[jesterjaxx]

Say what you will about Total Drama All Stars but opening the show with Chris McLean in federal prison was the funniest possible choice they couldve made

[pcktknife]

too bad danganronpa is so fucking serious they all woulda killed it on total drama

[zimulacrum]

so has anyone pointed out yet how mr beast is most definitely this reality’s chris mclean

[ensinia-internetstranger]

Me waiting for the day this mf loses his shit please we need to see his sanity go out the window

[luckyshinyhunter]

💞🎭They've giving stonbotnik vibes and I'm definitely here for it!🎭💞

[alphaclxwn]

i’m so sorry total drama tumblr

[real-total-drama-takes]

Who is winning the twerk off, Chris or Chef?

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[l0rd-0f-c0ws]

God spoke to me and told me something unrelated. Anyways I made this shit

[elliezst]

INTRO POST YAAAA IVE BEEN THINKING ABT DOINH THIS 4 A WHILE SO THAT YALL GET TO KNOW MEEEE SOOOO HERE IT IS!11!!1!!

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ELLIEZST // RATGARBAGE67 !!!!!!!!

im ratgarbage67 , i mostly go by the preferred name , Ellie , my irl name is Evelyn btw I don’t mind anyone referring me to my real name , I also have nicknames too [Crimson , Linnea , ashy , evie , fiore or jake yes ik I have alot 😭]

my bday is Feb 25 + im 14 , bigender aroace + pan and I use they/it pronouns , any is okay!! but plz prevent using xe pronouns on me plz my toxic ex partner made fun of me for having em once so I no longer use them no more

I listen to…

pengosolvent , goreshit , jack stauber , Alex g , Team mekano , lapfox trax , mitski , kikuo , vacations , maretu , system of a down , tv girl

My current interests!!!

Total Drama , disventure camp , vocaloid , bad parenting , pokemon , dandy’s world , sprunki , Happy tree friends , chikn nuggit , Reality Resort andddd exotic escapade + more , i also love object shows I barely watch em by now

based on my current interests , l’ll write some of my favs ONLY from my special interests , keep in mind i have ALOT

TOTAL DRAMA FAVS

chris mclean , don , Josh and chef [ALL SPECIAL INTERESTS!!!!] , I can’t even pick a fav contestant first all r my fave from all of the seasons man 😭

DISVENTURE CAMP FAVS

kristal mclean [SPECIAL INTEREST!!] , Emily campbell , Derek Johnson and Trevor mcgregor , fiore [SPECIAL INTEREST!!!!!] , lake , Jake , alec and Tess , Grett annndddddd aniika and molly , for carnival chaos , my favs r Isabel , jade , Diego , Spencer , Tristan , Natalia , Marissa and ted

CHIKN NUGGIT FAVS

I CAMT EVEN CHOOSE ONE All r my faves sighhh I love them all 😭, but my special favs r cofi , chee , fwench fwy and iscream , hawt Saus and bezel

SPRUNKI FAVS

wenda , gray , vineria , Pinki , brud , OWAKCX , clukr , funbot and mr fun computer

DANDY’S WORLD FAVS

shrimpo [#1 fav] , teagan , toodles , tisha , Shelly and vee , gigi , pebble and Rodger

I don’t have a Dni / dislikes list no more , if ur problematic in any way then I block freely

Ik i may sound sensitive but this is my only boundaries list sighhh , PLSSS REFRAIN FROM SAYING ANYTHING IN A DRY TONE ONLY AIMED AT ME ANYTIME I SAY SOMETHING !! , including the words that are used as dry tones the most “oh” “huh” “ok” “k” “i” “uhm” “um” “uh” “what” “wh” , and if it’s aimed only at me , please don’t do that…. I don’t liek it…. I get I’m sensitive and shit but seriouslu i don’t know why i react to them like this cause sometimes i always think if people r pissed off at me already when they say that but it also genuinely makes me uncomfortable and gave me a mood change , i get i said them too but like , i mean I don’t like when people say them to me unless it’s a mistake or wrong person , caps r okay!!! , jut pleasf don’t do them if it’s aimed only at me thanks !! , sorry yall this is my only boundaries list

MORE ABT ME!!!

Also links :33

my strawpage [updatinf it soon]

my tiktok

my rblx

[us-the-voices-and-more-voices-2]

I forget sometimes you guys have not watched half the shows I have,

you guys would EXPLODE if I tried to explain mort lore.

(from yk dream works's Madagascar?? yeah that guy? little brown lemur? yeah fucked up, almost completely crazed fever dream lore.)

anyway I was thinking about the cinematic parallels with chef and Chris from total drama and how it's literally the same fucking thing that happens in Hannibal mostly.

murderous eccentric loved by many: Chris

manipulates, doesn't care how many he kills because it's exciting: Chris

mutilates and disfigures people for his own enjoyment: Chris

wealthy: Chris

gets sent to jail because he's a fucking murder: Chris

pulls a good guy and turns him evil and is gay for him: Chris

I can go on and on, uh you may be saying

"what the fuck?? that happens in this show??? what's it even rated??"

it's PG, guys.. it's a kids show. total drama is surprisingly dark, it's awesome I suggest it if you like weird shows that are a spoof of survivor.

but my god is the show literally just Chris being fucking murderous and gay for chef the entire time.

THIS MAN HAS KILLED 78 PEOPLE HE CANNONICALLY WENT TO PRISON FOR IT. CHEF LITERALLY GOT HIM OUT.

(mostly it was the show getting another season, idk how they got him out of jail. 100% it was chef tho)

like they are full on murder husbands, this show is so chaotic and cringe but mostly just "CHRIS WTF" it's fucking great.

literally inlove gay murder husbands, it's fucking crazy how similar it parallels Hannibal (2013) while being older than it.

I love this show it's awesome.

[leos-fever-dream]

what is it about scruffy-ass, unshaved men that just makes me giggle and kick my feet and blush

like dr cox from scrubs (great show) when he lost 3 patients and started trying to drink himself to death was fine as FUCK

also mads (mr. mikkelsen) with his scruffy little beard and messy hair just makes me want to twiddle my fingers and turn red as ed sheeran's hair

what is it about the scruffy men guys i'm so scared

[chris-mc-dirty]

Hello Chris! Would you kiss Chef??? (I always wanted to ask that)

C: "UM??"

C: "With all honesty though, likely not. If it boosts ratings, then I'm willing to take the risk. But if it's just for shipping, no."

"I'm just not a big fan of romance in general, you know? Sorry!"

"You know what pairing I *am* a fan of though? Me and ratings."

[canonically47]

DID CHRIS FUCK LARRY???

WHAT THE FUCK??? WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK??? DID HE FUCK LARRY??? I NEED ANSWERS. WHAT HAVE I JUST WITNESSED

[gallonwghost]

I just wanted to play splatoon...